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the imperishable lisicki edition
got a small willy
cold out
all brits look like pasty babies
LADS...
PLAN FOR TOMORROW:
Drinks in the Weatherspoons in the Printworks
Meet at Victoria train station near the Starbucks and walk over to it at 7
Kev is 29 lads and doesn't have a job
feel kidna bad for him..
ships were fucking beautiful 2bh
someone told me i looked like a better looking version of jamie oliver ffs reeeee
>/brit/
>meetup
>actually thinks it'll work this time
>>52876154
no there shit and ur shit
yaddle
Thoughts on the God save our gracious meme fb page?
\brit\ meet 2016 edition
>>52876147
>not going to nandos
>>52876178
bit rude
>>52876148
He's 30 m8
Had an Anaheim Ducks Bday cake with a big 30 on it
can you cancel netflix after the first month
can you sign up for it again and get another free month
>>52876177
Either way it's going to be funny and we'll all have a nice laugh about it on /brit/
That's why I'm going. This NEEDS to happen.
Once you've been trained into a certain reality tunnel or belief system, everything you hear contrary to your beliefs will either be ignored or distorted enough to fit the belief system. Anyone who thinks they have a full map of the univrse, catholics, muslims, marxists, arseholes in general - their minds have closed off and stopped receiving new signals.
look forward to our posts at 7 tonight lads
night x
goodnight lads, big day tomorrow
>>52876127
sao paulo weather
>>52876215
only if you used a different email
new waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebBBCptXqqA
>tfw the last two /brit/ OPs are Lisickis that I made
matched with someone ugly on tinder again lads
>>52876213
leets see his cake
>>52876215
>can you cancel netflix after the first month
Yes
>can you sign up for it again and get another free month
No, you'd need a different name and credit/debit card details
>>52876289
was it Tom?
Don't know what the rest of the day I'll do.
>no memes
>no keyboard
>just personal conversation
>leaving house
don't think this meetup will go well 2bh like the last one haha
also wouldn't it be awkward if a chad showed up and talked shit about everyone lol
CHOON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA5p1TU1MT8
>>52876289
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>code words for your meet-ups
>>52876289
can't match with any other kind of person
https://www.youtube.com/user/tomutwit
is this Tom's youtube?
>>52876318
some lads from /ita/ fly in and sing dio cano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgVfkTyjNKI
>>52876333
>hi im from sweden
>>52876293
It's on his Twitter, Kevin Boyle
Don't know his @ though
1. Why can't /brit/ organize meetups like /Sverigetråden/? I mean, how bloody hard can it be lads?
2. Who the fuck is Kev?
goodnight my dear British friends
>>52876333
>implying i'm actually going to shout flash and thunder
just looking for a guy in a grey coat and tan shirt
>>52876318
tfw 5 socially awkward bwtas stood in the corner of a nightclub in silence staring at the floor
>>52876318
the only people going are chads and normies since the regular /brit/ autists are too petrified of socialising
the normies have the confidence to actually go out
Lads what percentage of people get at least 1 gf in their lifetime
Like 95%?
blackpool meetups already got 6 people confirmed including myself
>>52876376
I don't see any cake 2bh
Post yfw theres gonna be brit meetups simultaneously across the country..
>>52876418
Maybe it was Insta then
>>52876407
would never say that high, most women don't experiment
>>52876428
I have no face, it's unreal and it needs to happen so anons can have a good time.
>>52876318
wrong pic
that's a woman btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3USZnfM5rC0
so fucking psiedu lads
I was going to sleep like 2 hours ago, iivw got to be up at 5
cant pull myself away this is too good
>>52876416
How do I RSVP?
You blokes got any pictures of your meets?
Alri lads
Just a friendly reminder that this girl is fucking perfect, the ultimate qt 3.14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD1iSVNzypc
>>52876407
45%
most women are heterosexual and at least 10% of men die without one or are gay, while at least 5% of women are lesbians or bi
>>52876481
doing anything for new years thailad?
>>52876457
that was 2 years ago lads
2 years and nothing has changed
>leaving the house even for groceries
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>>52876484
See >>52876457
we will tonight though
>>52876481
based thailad
whats up dawg
>>52876506
>2 years and nothing has changed
literally nothing. nothing at all
>>52876501
Anybody got that copypasta about going on a stag do and meeting Thailad and the locals?
Was the only thing that's ever made me lol on brit
have you heard?
>>52876481
u hav alsop bin trickd lamaoing hard xxdd
alright lads I'm off to sleep
can't wait to meet some top lads at the meetup tomorrow
i'll be posting on here with updates
>>52876552
don't remember this 2bh
LONDON MEET UP
WHY IS NO ONE RESPONDINGGGGHH
>>52876506
>2 years and nothing has changed
The story of my life.
It's like pottery
>>52876484
>everyone hugging except the paki
>tfw anglos will never be as organized as germanics
>>52876501
Booked a table at a restaurant, steak dinner, few beers, watch the fireworks. Any plans m8?
>>52876533
Hello there! N..not much, you?
>>52876565
ayy
>>52876567
why the hell don't you people have your own friends to hang out with on new years? it's pretty sad tbf
bristol meetup when
>>52876613
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>>52876506
>can see my own posts
>2 years
>>52876601
pised as fuck loool
you any good at table teniis m8?
>>52876600
They all look like normies desu
>>52876585
were all white
>>52876613
not him but all my friends cancelled on eachother this year because of their gfs house parties
what the fuck happened
>>52876600
this desu
>>52876600
aren't the angles and saxons both Germanic tho
is a birmingham meetup happening or not?
>>52876601
Thailad, you're good with computers
Can you help me find that copypasta abotu the stagdo and you?
I remember you were a good sport about it and said it was funny so I wanna try and find it
>>52876647
nah, they look like autists.
>>52876600
got any more?
How many posts do you think you've made on 4chan lads?
Probably in the 150,000 range for me
>>52876613
where do you think we are? just fuck off back to facebook
>>52876679
yeah
meet me at the bells pub at 8pm
>>52876601
potentially
my m8 wants to do something but so far his only suggestion has been going up on a hill and watching fire works
I've suggested going out to a restaurant but not getting much feedback
>tfw you will never go to a /brit/ meet up
>>52876600
>that one guy with the mlp top
lmao
>>52876484
>That handsome lad in the red shirt
>>52876714
That sounds pretty gay.
>>52876702
hbeen on her sicne about 14 so fuck knows
23 now
need to abondon 4chan ASAP ROCKY
>>52876730
nils on the right looks like his face got compressed
>>52876736
what's gay about it
there'll be 3 or 4 others its not just me and my m8 lol
wish I was drunk right now tbqh
>>52876714
what's this >>52875377 then? can't have us spread over two different pubs for fuck's sake
having a scratch
>>52876646
Haven't played in ages but yeah, I can hold my own. That was a pretty random question lad.
>>52876680
Lads, just got back from a stag weekend in Thailand, pretty sure I met 'Thailad' there. He's a total madman 2bh, the locals call him
'เฒ่าหัวงู สีขาว คนเดียวที่ พูดถึง ตัวเอง'
Not really sure what it means, but it seemed they almost used it as a warning to others when he was around. I saw him in a small villiage outside of Phuket, he was handing out flyers to the bemused locals, advertising his FAQ about himself, but I got the idea they already knew all too well who he was, It seemed like this was not the first time he had promoted himself to people who did not know who he was or give half a shit about him.
The adults of the village seemed much more concerned with locking their children indoors, while he pranced around throwing leafleats in their face, shouting "THE CHILDREN MUST KNOW WHO I AM" in the campest voice you could possibly imagine. He was utterly oblvious to how scared and confused locals were around him, I think he's convinced they all like him.
>>52876714
If you're with a m8, just get smashed and see where the night takes you imo
>>52876730
It's an astronaut.
>>52876772
*chuchks you a drink*
down that la
>>52876692
Here's another where the literal thread heathens got together (buncha autists). This dude is in it btw >>52876384
>>52876763
lel
>>52876745
I've been coming here since I was 13, im 18 now. How do I get off this wild ride?
so who else is having a meetup besides manchester then?
i really want you betas to be forced to take a shit load of mdma and be crammed into a room with loads of normies. it would be fascinating. i guarantee most of you would overcome your social inhibitions whilst fucked, but then feel super cringey and self conscious afterwards once you came down
enlighten yourselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TugNRwK-gc
>>52876766
Oh yeah that's totally not gay then. I mean if I saw two dudes on a hill watching fireworks then... I would just assume.
>>52876794
>we wuz vikings and shit
>>52876792
DRINK IT DOWN YOU ZULU WARRIOR
Just watched Amelia.
Good film desu.
>>52876807
yuck, you were literally 10 when i started posting here
shut the fuck off kid
>>52876843
>Just watched Amelia
bit gay lid
gonna start a fire
might take cheeky vocorroo requesrts
And here's a random compilation of faces of threadgoers
>>52876758
>CIA
you bastards
got a massive gross mole on my cheek and I think it's getting bigger
>>52876843
>>52876862
fuck sake
AMELIE
>>52876781
shit meant to reply to >>52876704
>>52876867
cool
>>52876879
post pics lad.
>>52876788
You're an absolute top lad
Really wish I could get you a pint, you take all this being a paedo banter in your stride and never bitch
>'เฒ่าหัวงู สีขาว คนเดียวที่ พูดถึง ตัวเอง'
Gets me everytime
business idea: debt collection/repo company but instead of repossessing all their expensive shit do lots of small things that will annoy them so much that they'll just pay you, eg. remove door hinges, remove taps, remove electrical sockets/light switches, remove toilet flushing handle, remove shower head etc.
>>52876843
I assume you mean amelie
great film
>tfw was my oneituses favourite film
>>52876843
GOAT soundtrack
if I went to the meet-up, everyone would laugh at me for being ugly
would probably say 4 words by the end of it and leave
>>52876887
i was chatting shit pal srrouy
>>52876861
anon help
I don't want to be here forever ;_;
family is dysfunctional as all fuck lids
>>52876896
nah
>>52876874
>bbq
is this from before that dutch tripfag
>>52876874
>SVEA
why can't I look like this
>>52876897
It's just 4chan init lol, that bit is good because it's like an ebin spoiler that people get revealed from google translate.
props to the lad who made it.
>>52876772
Same
>>52876867
A campfire?
>>52876874
A lot of you look very normal, not what you expect of 4chan
I guess since there is pretty much 100% internet access in Sweden then that's expected
Indian population has trebled in the past 50 years
post slags
I go 2 bed wake up and you autists have planned a meetup AGAIN? Why? This ain't gonna work
>>52876919
your fate is sealed already
Could go for a few cheeky pints with /brit/ lads then some indian takeaway tbqh
>>52876949
>Not Pagen
Would kill to look like an SS Aryan poster boy 2bh
>>52877002
I challenge Australia to do a NYE meetup better
>>52876985
good the world needs to be more diverse
Post your favorite lisicki
>>52877002
listen to australia he knows
>>52877002
>not nepalese
Hate people with accents like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbIBZ5CIIe0
>>52876985
Unironically hope there's an outbreak and millions of pakis die 2bh
>>52877040
We're not autistic enough to attempt it. Plus we're too spread out.
Do you think there'll ever be a cull of humanity? At some point the population of the earth got to get so unsustainable we'll have no choice but to kill a few billion people. It's has to happen at some point, either that or we'll all die.
who /britmeetupsarealltoofaraway/ here?
>>52876874
that andro as fuck jude lol
>>52877079
pussies
You guys are fucking trippin' and putting to much emphasis on this new year bullshit.
Its just another day.
Now with that being said, my new year's is tomorrow night, and I got a party to get to in about an hour. And another one tomorrow night.
Cheers.
>>52877032
looks polish
>that qt swede girl
brb going to the see thread
>>52877101
new years is a pretty big deal here
Put on 3kg over Christmas.
Time to starve myself for a week
>>52876879
Go to the doc you spaz.
can you get moles removed from your face on the NHS? or only if they're cancerous. hope mine is if that's the case. Should I ask to get it checked out?
hate it
>>52877032
He's high test
>tfw there's a real possibility that you can spend tomorrow night cuddling with a girl watching the ball drop
wew lads
>>52877082
probably with an engineered virus
hopefully one that only infects non whites
>>52877101
>tfw normie who posts here
>going to a big new years party tommorow night
>already been told my mates gf is bringing her friends most of which are single
>that smug sense of satisfaction i get from posting here with the losers
Can't wait for all the slags to post "new year new me" in social media, same shit every year.
>>52877129
I even fucked that up
>>52877135
Fuck that shit, just grab a bitch and drop your balls on her. Bitches are gonna be schwasted tomorrow.
>>52877148
https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6kW5vBbkM5dMSS-RZz
would you be able to make this into a webm? possible with Kevs head instead of the deathstar
>>52877064
tried to do my longest tsuuuu
went a bit pete tong at the end though
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fl1ozru5wq
>>52877032
You better hope you don't get his brain along with his body if that deal with the devil ever works out, he's into some weird shit.
>>52877150
You fuckin suck
Get out of our secret beta club house - no normies allowed
>>52877153
cant wait to get my dick in a drunken slag then never see her again
love shallow slags 8bh
>>52877128
he looks like Marty mcfly's dad tbqh
>>52877129
kek
>>52877182
sure
>>52877128
>the foot
don't see the point of living when I'm ugly
im not going to get anywhere
>>52877192
cornwall
Has a girl ever posted in brit?
>still no NYE plans
any minute now
>>52877192
>S W E D E N
>>52877232
cheer up lad
>>52877192
why would you even upload this
I don't understand
I get extremely scared, paranoid and worried when I posted my fucking WRIST on here
literally what
>>52877232
become a meathead
>>52876985
Just fuck my shit up.
>>52877251
Kentqt posts here
>>52877187
mate it's nearly 3am
good tsu tho senpai
>>52877192
You got any more face shots of him looking like a handsome Nazi ubermensch?
>>52877125
will they remove it even if it's safe?
>>52877150
iktf
Feels pretty good.
just ordered a pizza from dominos on a whim kek. as if they're open till 5am. ah well i've still got hundreds of pounds in cash from christmas who cares
>>52877290
kentqt isn't a girl
>>52877251
Yeah
used to be a regular I think
>>52877290
kentqt is a fat tranny
phones bout to run outta charge lads
adios
cya in manc tomorrow (lol)
>>52877251
Me right now although it's unlikely anyone will believe me, I'm sure there have been quite a few
where is he going?
is this tsu thing some /sp/ ball kicking man meme?
>>52877275
For fun and (you)'s
>>52877307
change this to likes chilling
>>52877332
That is Svalbard or Jan Mayen or something
>>52877328
Be my first gf pls
>>52877344
TSUUUUU (yes)
>>52877341
to the dinner dance on saturday
>>52877328
are you going to the meetup
>>52877251
Yeah california is a grill
>>52877332
missing a lot of flags desu
>>52877332
got the unmemed version of this chart?
>>52877332
>svaalbaard
What's the significance of this picture
think i'd have a panic attack if someone invited me to a NYE thing desu
>>52877373
Not me tho. There is another.
>>52877369
yeah ill be at the kings head pub at 9pm.
>>52877352
>>52877381
>Svalbard
SPITSBERGEN REEEEE
>>52877332
>russia
>720,000
are youa shitting me
>>52877332
imagine being the guernsey lad and pretty much knowing every post was yours
>>52877261
This and cara wearing lisicki's pants are both mine. I'm proud they're posted regularly.
>>52877346
I didn't make it. I have no idea what the M50 is (freeway I'm assuming)
But Beth is qt af
>Olympics 2016
>Ireland win Ice Hockey gold after a star performance from Kevin Boyle
>>52877415
why are american freeways so iconic
>>52877410
lol i never even noticed that was his pants
>>52877415
it's a mohai-motorway
>tfw she is probably going to be with him tomorrow
JUST FUCK ME UP
>>52877394
and you'll be in my boot by 2110
haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZUlztS9BYw
>>52877377
apparently I don't so have this instead
>>52877441
what a qt
Don't be sad because it ended. Smile because it happened.
>>52877440
Iconic how? Like besides from films?
>>52876086
Flatmates are fucking again, don't they realise i'm a neet shitter who stays up at all hours and isn't deaf.
>>52877192
>The descendant of viking blood
>>52877275
We get a bunch of crazy shit in our thread, dudes posting their butts sometimes when the clock hits midnight we call it "bögtimman" which means roughly, "gayhour" also once a somalian posted his dick (both hard and relaxed), sometimes girls come in and camwhore got a couple of lewd pictures of one "Höstack", she's only 15 too (hope I don't go to jail lmao). Recently we got raided by a bunch of 17yearolds (one's a bottombitch faggot) from twitch and then we turned them into unironical nazis now and they spend time with one of our local nazis regurlarly.
I am seriously not making any of this up.
>>52877492
moan back
codeine is doing nothing
>>52877473
looking at this picture made me realise i used to actually recognise the opposition front bench but apart from corbyn and abbott i have no fucking clue these days.
>>52877492
Cucked 3bh
>>52877488
Why did you have to go and post this?
Now I remember her, thats exactly what she said.
>>52877332
>120
>north korea
doubt
>>52877479
Don't see why he shouldn't get fined
no need to have smelly rubbish out on the street when its not necessary
>>52877492
vocaroo it
>>52877504
wish i could speak swedish ffs
bit hot out
>>52877504
I need to learn swedish
>>52877504
>sharing our degeneracy
not cool desu now theyre gonna think we're a bunch of creep autists, which we are but still.
windy out
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
>>52877548
>>52877570
>he can't make out any germanic language by just scanning
lmaoing@urlyfs
>>52877555
Bizarro Kev
>>52877511
There's going to be another reshuffle so it will probably soon just be Far left MPs no one has ever heard of
melbourne weather
>tfw so lonely id rather cuddle a girl than fuck her
Don't care if I never have sex, all I want is a qt who'll hug me and tell me everything's alright ;_;
>>52877548
>>52877570
Their country is doomed, sadly. It'll be a dying language if this keeps up.
>>52877504
>not mentioning the actual good stuff like shutting down universities and the pedo who stole some girls panties
I'm failing two classes lads
>tfw I'd be passing one of them if I weren't so damn lazy
>>52877504
She's qt as fuck
>>52877587
I can do that with french and spanish, but nordic languages are fucked up
>>52877591
and he shagged them all for a good 2 hours
>>52877507
feel to awkward to even clear my throat right now lad
>>52877529
They're trying to be quiet, most of what I can hear is heavy breathing.
>>52877603
Kind of want to cum on an escorts face desu
>>52877613
I heard you all got a bunch of free food sent to you somehow
eeeeerrrrmmmm
you cunt
Just went on oneitus' blog and she's getting her writing published apparently
>>52877504
>bottombitch faggot
nothing wrong with this... unless he's one of the super flamboyant fags that lets his sexuality define him
>>52877613
when are you going to export anna
>>52877626
Got the right ideas too
>>52877555
Upside-down Kev
>>52877504
>not mentioning jodelanon, matsmart, mh15
got a glock in my rari
I don't want to be conscious anymore. I want to be perpetually drunk. I don't want thoughts. I don't want feelings. Nothing good comes from either of them.
>>52877603
don't really see the point in sex if you don't like the girl t︂b︂︂h
>>52877674
>unless he's one of the super flamboyant fags that lets his sexuality define him
Right, yeah thats what he is. Even got the squeaky voice to boot.
>>52877712
no you don't
you don't have a glock or a rari
Just had a fantasy about being a handsome Swedish man and living in a comfy, White, spotlessly clean town with a beautiful blonde Swedish girlfriend.
>>52877701
Alla de där förutom jodelanon behöver mer kontext än vad jag pallar skriva upp.
>tfw you'll never become as good as /sverigetråden/
fat cam
>>52877504
im jelly
all /luso/ has is some brazillian shitposters talking about politics while posting lolis
I don't think anyone is even gay there
Got a snapchat from one of my female friends on holiday
She's somewhere tropical and the picture had a full view of her cleavage in her bikini
Wish I'd been able to save it
>>52877771
almost
How's /gf2015/ going lads?
Its not over yet!
>>52877777
Nice 7s
>>52877773
Brazil is so fucked 2bh
JUST the country
>>52877680
TL:
"I honestly think that some ideas of Nazism would work in today's society"
>>52877666
I actually want mine to kill herself, it would free me from this torment, I don't want this obsession
>>52877724
I agree
If I want to make my dick feel good, I'd rather just want than try to fuck a drunk slag I found at 2am in a club. Imagine how amazing sex with a girl you love must feel.
>you will never come inside a at girl while staring into her eyes as she tells you she loves you
Kill me
>>52877767
/brit/ is better, less anime, less waifu bullshit, less softcore porn spam. And no massive attentionwhores like in sverigetråden
>>52877767
your country has less than 10 million people and is the second most active country in europe on 4chan. you people are all internet obsessed losers
is it bad if a mole's raised above the skin and has hair growing from it?
>>52877773
>not mentioning that girl with the big chebs posting
>>52877819
Hope not because I have a couple of those lmao
>>52877807
the obsessions is over for me
its just sadness now
knowing that I failed
difficult to live with
They've stopped shagging lads, bet they're in her room cuddling like the normie scum they are.
>>52877819
No, if it's got hair growing from it, then it's not cancerous.
>>52877777
Nice consecutive numbers
>>52877815
>not being a internet obsessed loser
>2015
???
>mfw inadvertently fucked up a /vg/ thread with my shitposting
>>52877852
got one on my face and it's super ugly
want it gone
>>52877765
Speak english while we're here, i think it's common courtesy to speak the correct language. I know somalis and kebabs won't follow this rule, but i will.
mh15 = musikhjälpen where one of our tripfags went on live television and memed the shit out of a reporter. because he wrote an article about sverigetråden and 4chan because we shut down an university for a whole day because of writing a direct translated version of the school-shooting "some of you are ok, dont go to school tomorrow"
>>52877819
It's normal as long as it doesn't conform to the mole ABCDE guidelines
>tfw you don't have to worry about what your ex gf is doing for nye because she's probably dead by now
>>52877856
you should ree at them through the walls
>>52877760
It's crazy how our countries like England, Germany, Netherlands, Sweden, were all at one point practically 100% White. Now that seems otherworldly.
It would be a dream come true if we had our homogenous, European societies back again.
>>52877884
AGDG?
>>52877854
>>52877807
Damn lads, I mean I can get attached to a girl but never that much.
going to bed now
goodbye
have a good
>>52877897
Did you shoot her?
>>52877814
>less waifu bullshit
that's because we all know that cara > all here
>>52877908
Consider moving to Ireland senpai
>/brit/
everybody relax
>>52877917
good night
>>52877912
Mass effect general
I didn't do it on purpose but its fucking hilarious nonetheless
is that newcastle lad who said he was going to top himself still about?
>>52877908
blame the democratic system you have in place
arguably the American one is much more flexible when it comes to dealing with large influxes of new voters.
>tfw snus...
>>52877959
probably topped himself
>>52877908
can't say for the others but we really only got less white after ww2
>>52877933
no lad heroin, though I wish I had
>tfw snus....
Lads
What happened to that guy
The one that died and left a note for his dad to make a post on /brit/ to invite people to his funeral or something
>>52877989
nah, said he was doing it on nye or 1st jan. said to check the local news cause he was doing it via train.
cant wait to go back to uni and get my Uk flag back 2bh
pretty tired of being called alberto everytime i post
>>52877987
Pretty nasty lad. I'd rather just straight up smoke a cig.
bought a cornucopia of beers for new years
>>52877889
De bryr sig inte om varken "Ja ja, jag ser dig "-jagjaget eller språket det är en av de där "du måste ha läst tråden" jagjagen som behöver uppbyggnad och mer kontext.
>>52877884
I completely derailed a /wtg/ thread once by making a bunch of shitposts about how I'd like to worship Ciris feet, was pretty good.
>tfw snus....
>>52878024
somehow managed to sit in a chair while simultaneously lifting it it and setting it back onto my toe
im hurt
>>52878023
which uni 2bh
>>52878023
t. albert barbara
>>52877792
just over 20 hours
GAME ON
