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>So Anon we heard you don't like stop 40's music, is this true?
What do?
anus
PRINTWORKS
9PM TOMORROW
BE THERE
got 4" girth lads
memes for this feel
>>52874216
The Hills is objectively the best pop song to be released
>>52874216
otvalis cyki
I love bitches
>>52874220
sexual assaulter of barnyard animals
>>52874216
1 > 4 > 2 > 3
>>52874263
>Not Can't Feel My Face
8pm
Cardiff Students Union- Taf
Let's make it happen
(Meet Tom!)
plymouth
Yeah, 99% of women don't really listen to music, it's a fashion accessory no different to earrings or eyeliner
Alright we haven't got long to sort this out if it's even happening
I suggested meeting at the Printworks but it'll be VERY busy if we don't get there a bit early, here you go http://www.theprintworks.com/venues/. I can only vouch for Norwegian Blue, Bierkeller and Walkabout myself, never been to the others
I'm watching all the movies starring an actress that is the doppleganger of my ex-gf. It gives me hope that there are more girls out there that look like her.
maybe I should just move on tho.
>>52874284
Will you be wearing pants?
>>52874216
>stop 40's
>>52874267
girls hands are little so it looks a lot bigger to them than us tbf
>>52874305
woodville
7.5'' length
5.5'' girth
Thoughts on this?
>>52874305
are you just staying there for the night?
if you go into town there is a slim chance i will see you and im confident so i will say hello~
>>52874263
dirty diana lad
>>52874347
cornwall
LADS...
PLAN FOR TOMORROW:
Drinks in the Weatherspoons in the Printworks
Meet at Victoria train station near the Starbucks and walk over to it at 7
That way if there is any rapists/autists/weirdos there will be police and a way to escape
I'll be wearing a grey winter coat and tan shirt
>>52874320
Is that the Jew girl from inglorious basterds?
>>52874301
I think you'll find its Earned it my friend
it follows is fucking shite lads
6" length
4" girth
should I just off myself now?
>>52874305
Why are you back at uni already?
>>52874320
>>52874347
>tfw someone pretends your measurements are theirs
>>52874369
I'm up for that lad
I'll be wearing a red shirt
>>52874369
Need to be more specific lad. This was the downfall if the meet
>>52874374
>Why yes, I do prefer 'Earned It' over the following songs 'Often', 'The Hills' 'Can't Feel My Face' and 'In The Night'
>>52874343
Yeah actually I like Woody more probably so
>>52874348
idk, depends
>>52874302
this poor lad
>>52874133
>>52874097
bit weird that
i thought he was super famous. the fame of them basically went
ted bundy > charles manson > jeffrey dahmer > john wayne gacy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3osHO-0784
>>52874371
ye m8. they have the same eyes
Women are simply more consultative beings than men are. For whatever reason, they are more timid about making bold statements and deviating from normalcy. They can't shop for clothes alone, they can't judge men alone, and they can't even urinate alone. They support each other through groupthink. Because of this, the average woman's musical taste is more bland and typical. They don't want to be "on the outside".
"But wait," you might say "not all girls listen to pop music exclusively." This is correct. Some women do indeed venture outside of society's musical comfort zone, but their reasons for doing so are rarely musically-motivated. These women are simply looking for a scene or subculture to wedge themselves into, using music as another fashion tool. It's all about image. How many "artsy" girls do you know who insist that their taste is "atypical", "unique", or "eclectic" who have an iPod full of the same girl-friendly, Pitchfork-approved artists like Radiohead, Sigur Ros, and the like? Quite a few, I'd wager. Women are generally considered to have bad taste because they lack any true interest in musical discovery.
Want further proof? How many girls do you know who are into Noise? Who are into Krautrock? Rock in Opposition? Classical avant-garde? Not many. This is because these styles of music, while unique, cutting-edge, and extremely rewarding, have no fashion culture built around them, and no cute boys who listen to and perform these types of music. Music is another article of clothing for women, and it makes basement-dwelling experts froth at the mouth whenever females claim otherwise.
>>52874320
was your gf jewish as well
>Manchester meet
Haven't stopped laughing for like half an hour
how many pakis and bangladeshis are there in the UK? why are their countries such shitholes?
alri lads
so drunk ive been in the last thread for the last 42 posts hahaa
>>52874381
Lads, come on I thought you knew my address and shit. Gotta try harder
>16 years old, on holiday with family
>sat drinking with uncle and dad
>they're both talking about the fit slags
>they turn and ask me which one I'd like to fuck most
"I-I don't know haha"
>"just look around and pick one anon you're allowed to do that you know"
"I don't uh I don't do that haha"
>later that day
>see all these normie 16 year old lads with these girls
>dad and uncle begin talking about how they know what's going to happen tonight *wink* *wink*
>dad tells me to go and talk to them
"I uh I don't like talking to people really uh haha"
Fucking hell.
I think it was that day that my dad lost all hope in me. I'm still a virgin whose never had a gf of course btw. Why couldn't I have been born a normie, instead of an autistic disappointment. Kill me.
>>52874456
lmao I'd forgotten tomorrow was nye didnt realise that was why it was happening
Kevin 'Gas the huns' Boyle
>>52874257
>>52874380
please respond kads
why live with a small w*lly that will never satisfy anyone
>>52874451
opposite.
>I'll be wearing a grey winter coat and a tan shirt
>>52874414
There's only one Starbucks and you'll see me
Everybody make sure to bring an icebreaker and code so we can identify each other and break the ice.
If I think you are there for the meet I'll bend down and retie my shoelaces, feel free to come over and say hello
>>52874437
would be an actual scary movie if kev was the monster desu
London tomorrow?
>>52874471
what is this
>>52874471
wha game zat
>>52874503
>And no pants
It Follows was an alri film, enjoyed it
>>52874498
I've got a nice big dick, but I never use it. I think this is worse. So much potential wasted.
>>52874438
The UK has its own serial killers that eclipse the lesser known American ones, namely Fred and Mary West and Ian Brady.
>>52874505
why not just shout flash and reply with thunder?
Kevin 'the bombings were justified' Boyle
>>52874550
no theres nothing worse than having such a small willy it destroys your confidence
i'll never use mine either
literally thinner than my middle and index finger why even bother
Cardiff squad answer this
http://strawpoll.me/6409229
http://strawpoll.me/6409229
http://strawpoll.me/6409229
>every time I exercise or make a sudden movement my entire body itches uncontrollably
what the fuck is wrong with me
might watch Tora! Tora! Tora!
>>52874505
creasing
>>52874555
>Shouting randomly in Manchester Victoria
I'm genuinely going. If nobody turns up I'll have a pint and go back home it's no big deal.
>>52874551
Yorkshire Ripper
>>52874542
Jedi Knight Jedi Academy ?
>I'll bend down
>>52874499
do you mind posting a pic of her
>>52874586
probably the massive wetherspoons
not sure what its called
THE CODEWORD FOR THE MEET UP IS " BIT COLD OUT"
my lissicks are all open source lods
>>52874597
u got a stutter m8
I'm going to go to the Manchester meet
I'm also of middle eastern origin
The memes should be fun tomorrow
>>52874505
I'm with you so far but we need more support on here, need to know if others are going before I commit and get stood up by /brit/
very interesting tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOXXdYtZSbQ
>>52874471
Why does everyone pretend these have good gameplay? Its weightless, ez-mode garbage filled with one hit kills and bad camera controls.
>mfw a normie tags themselves at the cinema watching some hollywood shite
can you imagine being such a slave to popular cultural trash?
Are you all unironically around the nw England?
>>52874603
You're honestly like that kid from school upset he isn't invited
>HAHA LOSERS, BET THAT PARTY'S GONNA SUCK CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE TOO MUCH FUN
friday night?
time to browse the chon!
>>52874551
oh yah ive heard all about them too
we've got ivan milat and this absolute madwoman https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katherine_Knight
I want to come too, can someone pick me up
>>52874630
Rasheed
>>52874626
We'll do this for the Cardiff one too, what's the reply?
How about "Is a bit desu"
>>52874555
Instead of thunder and flash it should be "alri la" and then if they reply with "doing a poo" you know it's them
>>52874633
Well I'm going, just looking up train times now and I should arrive at 6:55.
>>52874649
>hope you don't murder each other
>I have a girlfriend
>>52874671
>irish weather
just poured myself another pint
>>52874671
Irish weather of course
>I want a girlfriend
Was joking about going to the Manchester but now I'm actually temped
>>52874531
>>52874542
>>52874641
have a cheeky nutha wan <3 lads
>>52874671
there will be thousands of people in cardiff how can you just say to randomers "bit cold out"
>>52874596
ur capillaries are opening wider to allow for more blood to enter them and as they are not used to expansion, they often collapse. when the capillaries are forced open, they r registered by the surrounding nerves as an itch and so you experience it as such.
>>52874699
>not drinking voddy
no good lad
wish people would post experimental bangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQXKelbB9wk
>When you post in the old thread and the new one is at 100+ replies already
done it like 3 times just today
fuck sake slow down
got a date tomorrow lads
totally forgot it was New years though, don't know if she has plans tomorrow night and might cut our date short
never seen any pics of willies with less girth than mine tbqh
brb suicide
>>52874724
bet no one will go
>>52874724
Mate do it. It's only going to happen if more people come.
>>52874703
Shit I can't keep up with your memes anymore /brit/. I deserve to be mocked.
I'm out.
-Tom.
Drink literally about 2 litres of orange juice a day, not even lying
>>52874732
i ended up on a drip in hospital and having my stomach pumped last time i drunk vodka
even the smell alone now makes me wanna puke
>>52874776
you are a drip haha
>>52874724
Eh the way I see it it can't be that bad
>Turn up at Manchester Victoria
>Chat with a few lads who laugh at the same niche humour as you and are probably at similar points in life
>Lads can't be any worse than aboslute cretins you speak to drunk in a club or whatever
>Go home
>At least it was a bit exciting and NYE wasn't awful
If nobody turns up
>Have a pint
>Get a burger
>Go home
>Wasn't doing anything anyway
if i don't get a new year's eve/day text from her i'll be all like
>mfw
>>52874771
enjoy your diabetes
has a /brit/ meetup just been arranged or..?
>>52874725
WEE LIGHTSABERS
Kevin "They were freedom fighters" Boyle
>>52874776
Good lad
Tequila makes me sick too
>>52874768
i'm not sure if this observation has been made before but the thing about this webm is that everytime you watch it you will notice something new that you have not notice before
that is the thing about this webm
find it sad how I will grow into old age and never have a gf, will never have a wife
wish I wasn't ugly
wuts the deets for the manc meet
I'm coming
>>52874776
fuck me lad
>>52874731
it also happens if I drink something too quickly, and if I masturbate for too long.
>>52874768
red headed lad who takes a peak at le heart attack man and decides to look away in case he's held responsible
>>52874829
same
and even if I did somehow find a gf I've got a tiny willy haha
>>52874799
it was a litre bottle i downed in about half an hour tbf
>>52874829
get an ugly wife then faggot
>>52874831
LADS
PLAN FOR TOMORROW:
Drinks in the Weatherspoons in the Printworks
Meet at Victoria train station near the Starbucks and walk over to it at 7
That way if there is any rapists/autists/weirdos there will be police and a way to escape
I'll be wearing a grey winter coat and tan shirt, will pretend to tie my lace if I think you're a /brit/ lad
>>52874829
yeah me too, hope i die before i get too old to work desu
>>52874776
Literal 14 year old girl
>he doesn't drink rum
Enjoy being a pansy batty boy.
>>52874827
yes this is well documented phenomena
>>52874749
>two colleagues start going out
>know someone from outside work who knows the girl
>tells me how she said the guy has a really thin cock that rattles around inside her
>can't look at my mate ever again without thinking about his cock
>realise that his personality sort of reflects his cock size
girls are evil
I'm just picturing all these random people hanging around Manchester city centre tomorrow evening trying to find each other
2 gay anime weebs in the train station shouting random memes hoping someone recognizes them
some middle Eastern guy in spoons grinning at everyone
a rapist driving around looking for victims
a guy pacing up and down the road outside the printworks wearing his grey wintercoat
>>52874749
mine's absolutely skinny la', yours has to be thicker than my pencil http://imgur.com/yOZDnJ6
>>52874693
I broke up with my gf because she wouldn't stop listening to adele
>>52874880
How embarrassing was teh aftermath of waking up in hospital/ all your friends/ parents knowing?
lads
who do you think came up with the 74% cocoa number for dark chocolate?
You fuckers better take pictures tomorrow
I wanna be at the meet up in spirit
>>52874903
SAY IT LOUD
>>52874917
Exactly
It's going to be hilarious, and we'll never get to see it happen if people don't go. This needs to happen.
>>52874776
>not getting an ECG after your heart stopped due to a massive benzo+whisky binge
amateur
>>52874919
girth measurement?
post your favorite wojak
>>52874848
idk about drinking but masturbation is same principle except u r going to have a slower onset because u've increased your heart rate which will inevitably lead to capillary expansion but u r not using ur legs which means capillary expansion will be slower as its expanding due to heart rate not heart rate + usage
>>52874881
you need a bit of confidence for that
I had nothing, growing up I was always shy and quiet
Then I grew up and realised I was ugly, and that destroyed any confidence I had at all
I don't even bother in life anymore, i'm literally a 2nd rate human
>>52874917
>a rapist driving around looking for victims
>a guy pacing up and down the road outside the printworks wearing his grey wintercoat
Same guy, lad but I laughed out loud
>>52874903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3MvinY66r0
>>52874896
this one bird told me that's literally all girls talk about with each other, how big their guy's willy is and how good he is in bed.
>>52874938
fucking savage
i tried fighting all the hard as fuck chavs in my year and had to try and avoid them for the rest of the year apperently i did some other emabressing shit like trying to flirt with the 10/10 girls in my year but luckiy i didnt rememember any of it
>>52874883
Sounds good to me, haven't been to Victoria or that Starbucks but I'll find it, I'm game for this I just hope other people man up and go
>>52874919
damn that's a long penis
very nice
That printworks wetherspoons is grim at the best of times, wouldn't go near it tomorrow
come on lass what's the worst that can happen?
you either get raped or don't actually meet anyone and get out of your room for a few hours
>>52874976
what does this wojak mean to you? how does it make you feel?
>>52875021
I agree with this, we should go to the new walkabout desu
>>52874969
i'm not sure 2bh, i tried measuring one time and it was something under 5 inches
it's pretty thin i'm certain
>>52875016
xx
>>52875021
go anyway lad
>>52875016
girth is more important than length though lid
>>52875007
I actually want to go but I'm really fucking autistic and quiet
>>52875041
it's an abstract, all-encompassing feel. His feels are so big that even space cannot contain them, and he is floating aimlessly
>>52875023
is this remi gailliard
>>52875007
It's literally as you walk in near the ticket barriers.
It's a huge open space so I should be easy to spot.
I'm not arsed if everybody chickens out I sometiems like a solitary walk anyway
>>52875004
Sounds absolutely nightmareish
Do you have any friends left?
Were the hospital staff nice?
What's it like having your stomach pumped?
>>52874976
4 memes in one haha
>>52875068
>under 5 inches
5" is not small at all mine is literally 4
>>52875076
It's alright, as long as you don't dress like a retard you'll be fine. We'll get some drinks down us and things will be grand.
>>52874971
wow she's pre cute actually
what's her deets ill hit her up
If I lived anywhere near manchester I would probably go desu
>>52875076
Lad, we're posting on 4chan.
You don't have to say much, come have a pint lad and if you feel uncomfortable just leave.
>>52875021
Was just an idea for a starting point
>>52875092
I feel hope. He is letting go.
I am a dull, shy, ugly twat
Literally *who* in the world would want me?
>>52875041
It's just the bare bones of a meme, all rock and ice and storm and abyss. It makes no attempt to appear human. It is atoms and stars. It has the nakedness of the world before the first man – or of the cindered planet after the last.
>>52874971
i can see the similarities
thanks for bothering
>>52875076
After a few drinks you'll be sound, if you think you'll be the only quiet autist you're wrong.
>>52875100
>>52875100
>It's literally as you walk in near the ticket barriers.
Good to know lad
>>52875099
I'm not sure actually, it does seem like the kind of thing he would do so probably lol
>>52874917
Sounds bants
London meet up tomorrow 9pm tottenhsm court road
>>52875161
*sheepishly raises hand*
>>52875141
Same, Southampton is too far though
Good luck lads
Never measured my girth lads, too scared too 2bh
i'd rather not know
>>52875064
>>52875021
Tell you what, we'll meet up at the station anyway and go down to the printworks. If spoons looks shite we can go somewhere else.
>>52875140
doppleganger or am i delusional?
>>52874320
>>52874971
>tfw someone like this wouldn't even look in your direction
remember that your willy would be bigger if you were with a girl and not just wanking to porn lids
>>52874896
>>52875000
I know two girls who are pretty shameless/empowered feminists and basically this is all they talk about. Its pretty bad since I know that one of their boyfriends has a tiny cock and that she hates having sex with him because of it. He also apparently thinks sex is like porn.
>>52874919
ye that's pre thin 2bh
>>52875161
just be T yourself xxx
>>52875161
I would
>>52875099
>>52875189
It is
>>52875213
>tfw someone will never look at you like this
>>52875213
you'd be surprised fAm.
>>52875206
>Southampton
>4.5' girth
>doesn't matter since wizard apprentice
>>52875223
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>>52875211
The best nights are the unplanned after all
>>52875021
they're super easy to find and everyone knows where they are, they're like landmarks.
and to the other guy, you literally cant get lost if you get the train to victoria train station, it's in the centre and the entire place is one way exit
>>52875219
this doesn't make sense
there needs to be a SOLID location and time for this to work
really need to drill it in
>>52875223
The worst SJW I know is a slut who likes talking about cocks, daddy issues I guess? Only person I've met who said "ableism" IRL
>>52875213
its worse when they look in your direction, smell your autism and then turn their noses tbqh
Why do girls get so pissy about the toilet seat being up?
>>52875254
caralad you are literally white, tall and not bad looking
you're fine
>>52875255
surprised at what?
Lads I've been posting here practically non-stop since about 11:00am
I wish I was joking
who /notbrowsing4chanin2016/ here?
>>52875286
you'd be more aroused and thus have a firmer, larger erection. not that complicated lid.
>>52875212
not so much the jawline/chin but upper face wise for sure
Alright who's genuinely going to the Manchester meetup tomorrow?
Don't respond if you're just joking, I want an idea of numbers.
>>52874172
>tfw my real nigga hours meme caught
Man i started so many memes here and on sp and i dont get credit
Just hate
>>52875352
>real nigga hours meme
you cretin thats a black people twitter meme
>>52875302
>7pm
>Starbucks in Manchester Victoria
>Walking the 30 second walk to the Printworks afterwards and going for a drink
>Look for me in a grey coat and tan shirt pretending to tie my laces
BIRMINGHAM MEET UP TOMORROW
It makes sense it's in the middle of the country
Starting point is The Square Pegg on corporation street at 8pm. (just up the road from new street station)
Probably have one pint or two in here and decide where to go from there
if you have a small willy you are literally subhuman
>>52875254
Genuinely pissed me off ffs
>>52875317
because even the littlest effort of putting the seat down is triggering for them, they just want to walk in and sit their lazy arses down immediately
>>52875318
What do the different shades signify?
Lads, this is very important. Should I do a 2am-ish shave or a 3am-ish shave?
>>52875344
I'm coming, I'll be wearing a brown winter coat and black vans
>>52875344
ill be there around 8
dover meetup lads
all pile into the channel tunnel and invade france haha will be mental
>>52875404
resistance movements
>>52875437
haha i'll scream from the other side if i don't get killed before
>>52875437
Kek
hopping on a plane to manchester soon lads for the meet up
Lads I love my gf but she won't stop listening to popular music, what should I do? I tried telling her Ed Sheeran is a cog in the capitalist machine but she said She 4didn't care because it sounds good" What do?
>>52875344
Me, grey coat guy
One of you lads has to take pics of this meet if it happens
And I'm a bad boy cause I don't even miss her
I'm a bad boy for breaking her heart
>>52875379
then how come the people who created democracy and pioneered human civilisation all had small willies?
Is there anyway to get on US Netflix on android?
>>52875488
No don't do that.
>>52875451
that and distinctions between axis powers, axis aligned powers and occupied zones
at the meet up tomorrow, if you hear me shout "WEW" shout back "LAD" so I know where you are
money is the Schroedingers cat of economics
>>52875488
I'll be taking pictures, but no faces.
>>52875488
If I take a pic I'll blot out the faces in respect to anons
>>52875528
explain?
>>52875498
>Netflix
read a book you pleb
>>52875535
>blot out the faces
you mean replace them all with Kev's face right?
It's so posh in here. How do you all live
Imagine Kev shoots up the pub at the meetup tommorrow
>>52875100
>Sounds absolutely nightmareish
it really was
>Do you have any friends left?
no none of the ones i knew at the time
Were the hospital staff nice?
yeah one of them was my mate at the times mum luckily
What's it like having your stomach pumped?
dont remember any of it
Lads, I look like a mixture of Maisie, Mr Robot and Bashar Assad
Picture that eh
>read a book you pleb
going to stay in on Brit tonight and see what unfolds
pretty hyped
>>52875564
Yes I just finished doing my reading got the day so now I want to watch a film OK???
Unta gleeben glouben globen
>>52875586
then I will die happy
>>52875366
How many niggas in brit right now apart from the Z man tho cuhh?
The fawkk u mean
>>52875586
Kevs a good lad I bet
I'd have a chat about hockey with him over a pint
reminder if you take pics tomorrow and you don't blot out the faces, JFs lurking the thread will save the pics and start threads writing "average Britbongs" and they'll all laugh at us
So there's at least 4 of us I think, Grey coat guy, other guy who asked who's coming, I'm brown coat guy, and there's another one
>>52875498
VPN with US servers
blackpool meetup tomorrow
rolling a spliff
>>52875654
stop caring about JF opinions
why don't we all meet on the isle of skye
>>52875654
Yes
>>52875675
at coral island?
>>52875586
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=98239509
some Manchester anons going to havea sore arse on news years morn
>>52875591
Sounds alright
>>52875657
Could do with 1 or 2 more but not too bad in the end desu
I'm the guy who asked who's coming btw
>>52875721
not really mate
I look alright in indoor lighting but a right fucking mess outside
let's all meet up in the year 2000
>>52875591
Been told I look like
>Chris from Skins
>Alex from Clockwork Orange
>Alex Turner from Arctic Monkeys
>DJ Qualls (this upset me, the guy has cancer)
>>52875654
This tbqh
Calle var är du?
>>52875665
How do I do that?
I use zenmate extension on PC but that doesn't work for Netflix on android
>>52875675
Make sure you don't come to Lytham you fucking degenerates
>>52875657
Grey coat guy here.
Unironically going to bed.
Gonna be at Starbucks in Manchester Victoria at 7 regardless of whatever gets posted/ happens
If people turn up that's great,
see you tomorrow lads
>brit meet up
lol u faggots aren't even capable of daily social interactions.
99% chance you'll get sit there and silently sip cranberry juice
wwyd if ribena showed up to the manchester meet
>>52875705
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=783500
>>52875707
Gonna go to the meet up and Heem the lot of ya and film it
We get me hella you's
lads should I just go to a club tomorrow by myself and hope either;
-run into someone I know, lie and say I was meant to go with a mate but he couldn't go
-try to chat to some random people
honestly can't bare the thought of spending nye alone with my parents whilst my other siblings are out, but then again if I don't find anyone there I have no clue what I'm going to do at a club for five to six hours by myself.
>>52875750
been told I look ugly
that's about it
Well not be going out. Have ice hockey training the day after
>>52875697
top idea
/brit/ letterfearn meet up when???
>>52875773
Good night m8, see you there.
would you
a. fuck her
b. cuddle her
anyone actually going to a meetup is WAY more lame than the fags that stay at home tonight
Anyone not going to a club/party with the lads or night with family is defo AUTISTIC
>>52875794
alri kev
>>52875752
Cyberghost might have free US servers but I don't know if they'd be fast enough to stream
>kev is online right now
>he could be in this very thread
>>52875787
would also like to know the answer to this
>i reside within the urban commune knownst colloqiually as 'Lytham'
>>52875750
been told I look like Matt Smith
>he listens to top 40s
>>52875750
>Tfw somebody emailed the whole school email system a picture of DJ Qualls in Year 10 saying it was me
bad feel, everyboy from the year 7's to the teachers got it
>>52875787
Just do what I do lad, get a few spliffs, go out to the woods and make a nice fire and listen to a podcast and some music and then go home
Man people get sad when they say a girl has never said I love you to them. I was going out with a girl for two months, we were kissing on the bed when she says Im not in love with you. Its like she ripped my heart in that simpsons episode.
She's a good girl, loves her mama
Loves Jesus, and America too
>>52875813
>yfw one of them ends up getting laid and another two homo it out
Got quite the fetish for tanned Japanese girls 2bh
>>52875750
>Alex Turner from Arctic Monkeys
>>52875869
FONT
>>52875750
Been told i look like Oxlade-Chamberlain
>>52875881
i'm guessing pre-that-haircut because my hair looks nothing like that
>>52875750
I've been told I look like Richard Ashcroft
>>52875869
girls get really sad if they find out you've never been in love too
they think something's wrong with you.
>>52875869
>we were kissing
fuck off turbo normie
>this thread
>>52875879
>those shoulders
>those arms
looks underage as fuck
>>52875879
oh me too. share some vids pal
>>52875808
both tbqh
>>52875808
finger her with a latex glove
>I choose to live in Blackpool
>>52875495
Small willies look non-sexual and were thus seen by classical sculptors as more appropriate to put on statues, doesn't mean they thought they were desirable irl
>>52875935
>when he's not Anglo
the universe consists of non-simultaneously apprehended events
>>52875773
Night lad, I'm off to sleep too, need to be up to get some stuff done, I'll see you tonight
>tfw I'll be lurking this thread tomorrow to save some funny pictures from the meet and photoshop them (if needed) for banter-material
>tfw I have nothing better to do
I've been told I look like a sad puppy, a German and Paul Potts.
All 3 of these upset me
>>52875873
I'M >FREEEEEEEEEEEE >FREEEEEEEEEEEEEFALLLLLLLLLLLLING
>>52875968
Post abs
>>52876008
Good lad
>>52876019
at least you're not pol pot haha
>>52875955
http://www.javbus.com/en/genre/6t
Go wild senpai
Might buy a dog in 2016.
>>52876008
She's cute
>>52875935
i've seen pic of a Sverigetråden meetup- lots of handsome lads tbqh
good thread lads
I'm off to bed
Been told I look like a paki
Didn't like it one bit
>>52875971
lamo i literally dont live in blackpool
uve bin trickd lol xD
Kev is 29 lads and doesn't have a job
feel kidna bad for him
literally been spending a lot of my time trying to find animals to take pictures with so she would like them on twitter
god I love her so much
>>52874661
fuck off paki
>>52875787
Clubs aren't ideal places for people on their own, even the creepy dudes that go to pray on women and have one drink in the night but stand around with the glass all night go in pairs.
>>52876081
Rorksheed
>>52876100
He's 30 m8
Had an Anaheim Ducks Bay cake with big 30 on it
>>52874772
>tfw a legendary /isr/ thread with dozens of big titty bikini girls was lost with the archive
>you didn't save any of the pictures
Post yfw theres gonna be brit meetups simultaneously across the country
