arooo edition
cara
I pulled the fire alarm
did i do bad?
who /manchester meetup/ here?
>>52872540
2 1
I WANT A GF
>>52872560
thanks for the help lid
DUSTUP DUSTUP
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DUSTUP DUSTUP
DUSTUP DUSTUP
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EVEN THE MIGHTY JANITOR CANNOT STAND UP TO THE HOWITZERS
i love bitche$
eval()
Lads I am the real Tom, how can I prove it?
This is the best general in /int/
literally most of brit are paki
>>52872565
make a post on your reddit account but tell us in the thread what it's going to be
>>52872578
me lad, Tiger Tiger at printworks yeah?
>>52872578
Manchester here, I'd go desu
>How dare people like none intellectually stimulating music like Neutral Milk Hotel
Brilliant program
saw star wars today and it was the best film ive seen in 2015; better than antman and thats saying a lot
If you have £20 to spend on ANYTHING YOU WANT on amazon, what would you spend it on?
>>52872619
>>52872618
alright that's 3 people including me
this is gonna be great lads
>>52872605
Alright I'll type an emoticon and submit it to my own subreddit.
>>52872635
shin noodles
who /brecon/ meetup here?
birmingham meetup anyone?
>>52872525
Rome was a really good show. I wish there was more stuff that good set in the Roman Empire.
>>52872635
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cara-Delevingne-Life-Size-Cutout/dp/B00WHUR3OW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1451523641&sr=8-1&keywords=cara+delevingne
>getting angry at other peoples opinions
how does it feel to be trapped in the world of mammalian territory-status games? live life free of associations. nothing matters.
>>52872635
probably a new rucksack for work
>>52872629
Yeah star wars was great but Interstellar was the best film I've seen this year desu
Went to watch it in IMAX, great fucking disappointment and big waste of money, will watch in an ordinary cinema next time
antman was an alright film considering its shit batman le super hero save le day XDDDD
literally obsessed with jungle asians with phat arses lads, fugged 2 of them in the last 7 days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxWNNHCrcFg
>2011
fuuuck
>>52872644
gonna pop in aldi in arndale get me own booze haha
>>52872576
bad lad
*smacks hand*
>>52872635
a gf t b h
>>52872687
>things that didn't happen: the post
>>52872687
you paid for it
>>52872706
nice one ill come with you lad
>>52872667
>not /brechin/ meat up
>>52872659
I've done it lads. It's really me.
How about an ama ;)
>>52872687
lol
>>52872578
here
Young Thug to be honest, lads.
>*stumble home and collapse on chair, bloodied and exhausted*
>*knife wound still seeping thick, red, English blood*
>*I hear Pakis yelling outside my window*
>"ju-just one more time" I splutter
>*log into /brit/, tell yanks to fuck off and give all the good lads one last goodbye*
>*tell them to fight for their country, their race, and their lives*
>"God bless you all"
>*pakis banging and shouting outside my door - any minute now*
>*put on headphones, press play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3Kvu6Kgp88* [Embed]
>*sip my last beer and look out the window, fighting back tears with a smile, reminiscing the good times with the lads*
>*the chimneys and roofs tops dissipate into a white glow*
>I regret nothing
>*montage of spitfires flying overhead, Rorke, Royal Navy, Embassy Shootout, Rhodesia, Churchill play*
>*I hear his voice*
>"yer did well lad - yer did well"
https://www.reddit.com/r/tomutwit/comments/3yurbm/_/
>it's real
>>52872699
Le black man with circular glasses! so quirky!
>>52872687
FONT
>went on date with girl
>found out she liked florence and the machine
>i told her how the music was soulless unlike superior bands that only 30 people have heard of
>she said she didn't know why her music taste bothered me so much
>i tipped my fedora and bid her adieu
>>52872635
Hobgoblin
Alright lads, extending this offer once and only once.
If you live near Manchester/ Bury I will pick you and 3 other autists up (my car only holds 5) and we can get some booze and a tent and drink round a fire.
I'll only have two and then some soft drinks and I'll drop you all off about 1 or something after a quick takeaway run
>Must not smell of BO
>Must not be some lad whose gonna chuck up in my car
>Must be nice, being quiet is fine, but no aggressive autists who think fedoras and being supercilious is cool
>>52872644
I like the Bierkeller desu
Anyone know about drugs? found some brown/black waxy plastic substance in a bag, think its weed wax/hash wax but don't know what to do with it
>chatting to girl at work on boxing day
>asks what im gonna do the rest of the day after i finish
>mention im gonna buy a new phone
>asks what im doing with my old one
>selling it probably
>gives me her number because she wants to buy a phone for her cousin
>text her a few days later with a fair price
>she doesnt even respond
CANT EVEN GET A TEXT BACK WITH STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS LADS-
>>52872687
Wish Japs with big round arses exist, would fetishise them
>>52872764
genuinely would love to go but I'm scared you might rape me mate
>>52872737
>edif piaf
good lad
>>52872635
Varity pack of condoms and lube
teenagers leave this thread IMMEDIATELY
>>52872725
>>52872727
so salty
>>52872687
Fuck off normie twat
>>52872764
make a pastebin with the details and post it
>>52872764
literally laughing out loud
>>52872766
I wouldn't go to Bierkeller lad, the people that work there 'twat tax' so they take advantage of drunk people by charging them 1 or 2 pounds more per drink and pocket the extra dosh for themselves
>>52872743
what a twat
>>52872764
Sounds a bit fishy but go on
>>52872743
I've been here quite often since, this is just the first time I've thought of a way to do anything to prove it.
Most of my reddit posts now are in a private sub, so you lot probably can't see em.
>>52872635
Tenga eggs
>>52872757
>>52872670
So much race mixing propaganda though 2bh
>>52872786
that's why five of us go, so none of you can rape me or the others and at least two or three of you can agree to meet somewhere that isn't your house so a) I don't let a rapist into my car
b) You all don't have to show me where you live
c) You know I won't rape you
questions for Tom:
1. do you come here regularly
2. opinion on dormers
>>52872670
spartacus first series was good, other series not so bad either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHX1QFdQ_LI
>>52872680
liked it better than interstellar
more funner
>in restaurant, feeling pretty gray
>"float on" starts playing
Want to cry lads
considering taking the train to london tomorrow on a whim
ngl I've got a colossal dick
>>52872776
please respond
Fuck lads just shat the bed again
Someone please fucking end me
>>52872826
See
>>52872836
>>52872811
Will do if people have a genuine interest
>>52872852
It'll be packed with pakis
>>52872836
well I'm in if you get 3 others
>>52872872
FONT
>>52872838
1. Yes
2. Not so much that I know what dormers is.
>you will never attend the Manchester meetup
>you will spend a record 14th year alone on NYE
good luck lads, have one for me
>>52872776
why would you pick it up and take it home
Should I go to Berlin on my own this year?
>>52872836
idk
you keep bringing up the word rape...
>>52872776
Put it on a butter knife
Use your stove to cook it till it smokes
Breath smoke
>I could never date a woman that listened to Beyonce
>>52872776
>>52872873
what does it smell like
does it melt or bubble if u put a flame near it
>>52872848
what kind of a shit restaurant plays such music
christianity in 3s, buddhism in 4s, illuminism in 5s, a progression?
>>52872817
I didn't know that, I've been there a few times and when the football is on, seemed alright but I like any bar/pub that isn't a holt's house
>>52872889
dormers is another reddittor
probably here right now
>>52872893
This
Hope you guys actually do it
I'll be there in spirit
>>52872852
Hope you have 200 quid
>>52872872
Dimensions?
>>52872883
good lad
>>52872904
I'm a bit of a skeleton, I don't think I could if I tried, besides I just wanna have a drink round a fire with some lads and not welcome in another year in my bedroom
am dormers AMA
>>52872920
I'll test it with my lighter I guess. it smells vaguely of weed. I didn't find it on the street I found it in my brother's room and he's a massive stoner and was in the army in the mideast and shit so I thought it might be hasheesh
>>52872880
>Will do if people have a genuine interest
just fucking do it, i guarantee you will get a group going
there's interest
>>52872942
>>52872893
we'll post updates on brit for you so it'll feel like you're there
Priddy good album here dudes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrU3fhqd9_0
Anyone else know of anything similar?
Considering taking the train to Manchester tomorrow to bum a load of lads from /brit/
>Is that Rihanna on your playlist? Sorry I do no converse with plebs
>his favourite song off the college dropout isn't family business
>>52872882
true
>>52872943
I do, it will probably be substantially more than that though, I'm in Scotland
Anyone want to do a Texas meetup?
>Tom's here right now
I don't know desu lad, wouldn't it be easier for you if we just met at a pub in town or something?
>>52872935
>Rafi Stone
Is he foreign lads?
>>52872893
not sure how many more NYEs I can do solo, it doesn't get any easier
>>52872947
7" girth
6" length
Big foreskin
going to make and write a film based on /brit/
The key characters will be:
>Thainonce
>Lisicki
>Cornwall
>Sersh
>Craven
>Zoey
>Fatcam
>Caralad
>Ribena
>Bucks
>Dormers
>kentqt
>Kevin Boyle
>Yorkshire
>Tom
>The Janny
as well as some extras that will play familiar gimmick anons
The film will be a masterpiece of 21st century cinema, and should be viewed as a successor to Pulp Fiction really. It should become a cult classic even if it doesn't do so well in the Box Office.
There will be mature themes (Thailad's dark fall from grace and plunge into noncery in the East, the sad but disturbing story of Ribena as well as other dramatic plots for other characters) and cute sweet moments (The Sersh/Cornwall/Yorkshire love triangle in the second act comes to mind) but overall I want to expand on several themes, such as identity, loyalty, patriotism, satire and self-mockery. It should have bits of drama, romance, comedy, thrills, erotica and pure art scattered amongst the scenes. I want it to be a film with a big philosophical message, y'know?
I need your help here though lads:
Who should I cast as the main characters?
Who should direct this masterpiece?
Who should compose the score?
Thank you lads.
>>52872935
lmao did you give him the same treatment as me?
I love that I have hoverhand in that picture
i hope you lads meet up and have fun 2bh
>>52872920
>>52872960
it started to bubble like crazy when I barely touched the flame to it
>>52872893
if you want we could meet up in private for a 1 on 1 at the hilton and just hold each other
someone post Toms tinder profile
>>52872961
I need to know if people live in Manchester/ Bury first
Seems like there's a few Bury lads so was gonna suggest you can all meet at the Metrolink and I'll pick you up outside where people wait for Taxis.
This way
A) I can see you all and if you all look smelly / MLP tier I can carry on driving
B) You all can see me approach and get in my car together
C) we can spend 10 minutes getting the awkwardness out of the way as we go somewhere to set up a campfire and drink (probably Burrs country park)
>His favorite radiohead album isn't In Rainbows
>pic related picks you up for the Manchester meetup
How would you react?
>when normies are dancing to all the catch top 40 songs rather than listening to individually superior experimental music
![o3kRMPF[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0eSCNux.jpg "o3kRMPF[1].jpg")
>>52872980
let's get stevie out of jail
>>52873003
this
would be a lot more comfortable with that instead of getting in some strangers car from the get go
>>52873010
FONT
>>52873024
>not pablo honey
>>52873030
it'd make my year
new years resolution: learn the tuba so i can become a meme too
>>52872984
Why would you waste your money like that
They don't love you like they used to
>>52873024
Ok Computer
The Bends
In Rainbows
POWER GAP
Hail to the Thief
The rest are shit
>>52873030
would genuinely piss myself laughing
then take pics for more meme material
>>52873003
>>52873038
I'd obviously prefer this, I only suggested my car because I know some people might not live nearby.
I'm up for meeting in the Peel or something and it means I can drink and not drive
I just don't want tos pend another one alone ;_;
hey so like I said the waxy substance started to bubble like mad when touched with a flame so what is it, should I smoke it, how much
Working on new years, lads.
Bartending at a corporate party.
Not like anyone invited me anywhere anyway.
watched The Gift yesterday
will watch Her today
>>52873023
>set up a campfire and drink (probably Burrs country park)
>>52873011
I'll play myself (Tom) Would it be a case of Classic Tom playing Vintage Tom?
>>52873022
I'd get a laugh from that, I don't even have it anymore
>>52872973
I'm literally gay and in Manchester city centre, come get me sugarplum
>>52873010
>7" girth
Jelly 2bh, I'm only 5.5" girth with 6.5" length haha
Post pics, I bet your dick is fat and glorious
>>52873092
That's hezza that lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrgqUZaeRuc
chune
>>52873030
Would cry tears of joy to finally meet the infamous Kev
Get pissed and talk hockey
>>52873068
to go see a girl 2bh...it is a lot of money though...
I didn't know Owen Jones released the full interview 2bh
here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrwuk6NoMv8
>>52873087
is that actually real?
>>52873030
Laughing IRL just imagining it
>>52873011
This is England 2016
Rasheed gets his head smashed in
>>52873131
I think so yes
>>52873126
it's been up for a while I think? I watched it some time ago
>maplins
>DVI to VGA converter
>£15
how are they still in business?
and everytime I go in, there's always 3 staff chatting by the tills, a couple wandering around with stock and a few more harassing people who are browsing
such a shit show
>>52872903
Please respond .Has anyone traveled to another country on their own?
>>52873092
Fucking smoke it like I told you faggot
>>52873126
I disagree with Jones on almost everything but he seems like a decent person
>>52873092
hash confirmed
probably weak as shit
>go to Manchester meet up
>1 gook
>2 pakis
>1 45 year old autistic virgin
>they're all gay
>>52873108
theyre my dimensions
goes alright tbf
>>52873112
my brother had fucking heroin in his room lol? what the fuck. should I do it?
>>52873154
fucking embarrassing
>>52873126
is this the one where he says Cameron and Osborne are trotskyites?
>>52873078
Bit far for me, I live in Stockport
>>52873167
It's like PC World
Anytime I go in it's empty and it's usually jsut to look at stuff before ordering offline, yet there's unironically about 8 lads always stood around chatting doing nothing else
>>52873123
Get a megabus or national express instead and spend what you save on her
Lads I love my gf but she won't stop listening to popular music, what should I do? I tried telling her Ed Sheeran is a cog in the capitalist machine but he said "She didn't care because it sounds good" What do?
>>52873187
Go ahead, you can snort it if you're too pussy to inject
>>52873087
>people in this general care more about my old photographs than i do
You're a funny lot, you know that?
>>52872588
Anytime la. I had delusions of getting the first post, but clearly I can't match your greatness.
>>52873173
Yes, I went ot China, had the time of my life and for the only time of my life shook off my autism shackles and made some great friends from around the world.
Was truly amazing. Staying in a hostel is fantastic.
Oooooooooh fuck I just looked up a pic of black tar heroin and it looks exactly fucking like what I have. I have black tar heroin in my room right now. fucking lmao
>>52873225
jej
>>52873241
doubt.jpg
>>52873214
might be an idea, would be a hell of a lot cheaper, would just take a long time
Not even lying might turn up to this /Brit/ meet up, I live in St. Helens so it's not that far. Are trains still running on New Years? I don't have a car
>>52873225
give her some works of Noam Chomsky
that ought to set her straight
The Bends > In Rainbows > OK Computer > King of Limbs (including BSides) > Hail to the Thief = Pablo Honey
>>>>>> Amnesiac >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kid A
>>52873225
stage an intervention for her
>>52873243
Faxed this post through to CIA
>>52873254
alri murdock
>>52873234
was actually looking for a dormers screencap, don't really remember it much
that photo is dreadful though and i don't know what you were thinking. only explanation i ahve for it is that you were being ironic
>>52873265
Use the extra time to /brit/post - sorted x
>>52873277
All their electro shit is awful desu
>>52873263
Doubt me all you like mate, he asked and I answered
Don't need to prove anything to anybody on an online forum. Just because you're miserable and it sounds impossible in your life, doesn't mean it's impossible to others
Staying in a hostel is an amazing experience because you are surrounded by people from around the world, just like you, young, alone and wanting to explore but also looking for memories with mates.
I didn't even ask, some guy literally said as I was lay in bed ' a few of us are going to the Silk market would you like to come?' and that was that
>>52873313
genius
anyone have the brendan fraser with the noose and the gun ta
My wife's son asked for the new Skrillex and Diplo album for Christmas, and I got him Aphex Twin instead, as well as a note telling him to "stop being such a pleb and listen to some real music". Apparently he complained to his mother and now she isn't speaking to me. Where did I go wrong?
>>52873277
10/10 desu lads
>>52873358
alpha male
>>52873186
Yeah it's pretty good lad, just wish I had a big fat cock like in those top quality European massage pornos
>>52873265
shut up
Can't stop listening to Nina SImone desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVQjGGJVSXc
Well I'm literally going to go to Manchester tomorrow night because I live 2 minutes from where the arndale is on market street in Piccadilly. I know no one will turn up but I'm going to take pics with my phone and post them just because it'll amuse me. I'm going be be walking around the street at the back of the arndale near the super dry store/tigertiger
Fuck it lads
>Offer to give some lads a lift so we can have a drink and not be lonely fuckers
>Offer to even only have two so others can drink and the night can go ahead
>Thought it might be a laugh once everbyody has a beer or two and stops being awkward and panicking
>If it's that terrible laugh it off as a memory and reminisce of that terrible night I met some lads from the internet
>Everybody calls me a rapist and whilst I understand the concerns doesn't realise that it's also equally as scary for me, especially since I'm letting four strangers in my car
I'm out lads, just gonna drink and get plastered alone instead.
>fall in love with a girl
>she's Indian
>can't stop thinking about poo memes
So glad to be born a handsome white man lads, everytime I wonder what it would be like to be ugly, or even worse - a non-white makes me shiver
please do the manchester meetup
I live miles away but I want to see this done
>>52873371
>>52873400
>>52873420
I'm about 60% yes, if the meetup actually happens
Would you date Beth even if she listened to Beyonce and Lily Allen despite you explaining that they are soulless cogs in the capitalist machine?
I wouldn't
>>52873175
He's a good, handsome lad and seems very polite and respectful, probably my favourite left-winger even though I'm a conservative who thinks Hitch is a demigod haha
>>52873424
you sound fucking psychotic mate.
>>52873454
>>52873424
but I was going to go
>>52873401
idk i think at that point it's more bragging rights than function
like even porn grils struggle on them
>>52873462
There can't be anything more cringey than try hard lads in the later stages of their twenties dressing way over the top and going to clubs in the hope of succeeding.
What happened to high dad?
>>52873401
>complaining about 5.5 girth
gas yourself normie, mine is literally 4"
Feels so good to no longer care about anyones opinion on anything
>>52873462
Me in the blue
drunk
AMA
>>52873402
you're an amalgamation of loathsome repulsiveness
>>52873527
How do I reach that level la
doing a sleep
>>52873469
We can listen to Lily Allen and cuddle desu
Having a smoke
>>52873535
Alri
>>52873539
shut up
>>52873479
In what way lad?
Was willing to have a bit of a laugh, just thought it'd be better than spending it alone.
>>52873011
The main storyline will consist of Tom and Dormers attempting to hunt down Ribena and stop him raping any more Polish girls in an attempt to win the Polish girls over themselves using Minecraft based pick up lines. However, it turns out after they killed Poleaboo by making him eat so many crisps that FATCAM killed him that he was in fact being controlled by a bigger evil, the Janny, who wishes to cut short their lives the same way he likes to cut short threads. However it turns out the Polish girls are not in fact Polish but clones of Siorse, Maisie and Cara created by their respective waifu-lads. For the climax of the film, they have to make their way through hordes of zombie Yorkshiremen, re-unite the original actresses with their wannabe lovers and then ban the janny.
It will be directed by George Lucas.
The score will be composed by The Blackout Crew, MC Devvo and Goldie Lookin Chain.
Thank you lads.
>>52873515
>4"girth
>>52873515
>mine is literally 4"
>>52873535
Do you enjoy the music by
1) The Weeknd
2) Chris Brown
3) Sufjan Stevens
?
>>52873591
molester of small old men
>tfw you can put 5 seconds of thought into a glaringly obvious bait post and /mu/ will be all over it
how likely am I to get raped in an alley uf I go to the meet up in Manchester
Girl btw
>>52873588
eah pissed thx
u
Straighten your back
>>52873616
1. some
2. no
3. yes
>>52873616
yes
>>52873330
The only thing on Kid A worth listening to is How to Disappear Completely
Because it sounds like ordinary Radiohead and not some beep boop experimental shit
>>52873621
I'm going so probably 100%
sorry in advance lass
>>52873604
>>52873609
don't need you to make me feel even worse about it desu
>>52873617
shut up
>>52873595
>through hordes of zombie Yorkshireme
Y O R K S H I R E MENTIONED
>>52873631
Beesa, playing the carry
>>52873592
nah idk, i'd be more concerned getting into a strangers car than driving a stranger in my car tbf
just meet up at a pub
pick one
>>52873616
1) who?
2) I know who he is but haven't listened to his music
3) who?
>>52873595
looking forward to the OST
right are we doing this meetup or what
>>52873515
its not the size of the boat, it's how you steer it lad
or so they say, mines like 7" so idk lol
>>52873680
average australian poster
>>52873616
>1) The Weeknd
i like this eminem remix thats about it though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnTrLLHhKjU
2) Chris Brown
no but ive not heard much just ignored him cos he takes part in domestic abuse and thats cunty as fuck
3) Sufjan Stevens
never heard of this person
guessing swedish tho
?
>>52873631
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>52873631
Already got kyphosis and arthritis fight me
wish I was a normie lads
>>52873682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzTuBuRdAyA - Weeknd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTj2jBe4XfU - Sufjan Stevens
>>52873666
you're a depraved orgy of subhuman indecency
