Dirndl edition
cara
>tfw no nye gf to kiss as the clock strikes midnight
bf locked my willy up again
>>52870448
5/10
>>52870460
6/10
Just realised I have no plans for new years eve
lisicki
>>52870510
Maybe if you be a good boy and suck his willy really good he'll let it out
classic paul
sophie xx
>>52870510
can't wait til we hang your kind from the nearest tree branch :-)
>tfw this was probably the worst year of my life
But I'm still here and my heart's still beating...
>>52870517
hahahahaha, same
Not the last week though. So fucking glad
me and my m8 x
https://www.instagram.com/p/_0hN29FXpc/
Injecting a bit of class into the thread, to be honest.
>>52870510
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>>52870550
I have a plan with 50% certainty and if that doesn't work I can fall back to the family and friends party.
>>52870587
sam here lid
>mfw had the best 8 months and worst 4 months of my life
If she doesn't send me a text tomorrow or the next day I'm going to be quite sad lids
>>52870448
She looks pretty bad, you couldn't find a more attractive bird?
cornwall / kernow
>>52870628
>lid
alri lids
query: buy liquor like a degenerate to save or New Years
Or
Buy some beer like I usually do plus maybe a few special ones or a bottle of cider
Are british girls bitches?
>>52870618
She looks like shit
fuck off
http://strawpoll.me/6408467
http://strawpoll.me/6408467
Reminder Nadia Kamil is half Iraqi
Reminder Steve Jobs is half Syrian
Levantines are literally white
>>52870642
marazion mentioned
someone post a yeri, Irene or joy picture so I can have nice dreams thanks
>>52870578
>>52870628
We're gonna make it. We must.
>lid
stop
Year was a mixed bag for me. Oh well. 365 days closer to the endless silence of the grave.
who /drunkandlisteningtoMBDTF/ here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YMQ1881K3U
>>52870618
overrated chink bitch
>>52870689
penzance represent
>>52870668
CHI
ching chong ching lads
fucking hell? ching chong ching ping pong
can't even right now
>>52870727
falmouth 2bh
Got a hard willy
>>52870712
you don't type like a drunk. but good taste lad
>>52870685
Heart Welsh blood. Her dad must have no fucking genes at all.
>>52870569
good and nice post
>>52870703
no lol
>>52870673
>post more please
Ok
>>52870764
Good lord
>Bosnia
I'm a normal lad graduated and want to get a property in London.
Is it basically impossible?
get in my vagina
>>52870610
>tfw no best m8 to buy bmw i8
>>52870685
>this
>white
maybe back in pakistan, mohammed
Got £20 amazon giftcard
what should I buy? convince me not to spend it all on a Zoro figurine.
can you imagine being a total hivemind normie
why have there not been any new sophie posts in like forever
>>52870753
put it in me NOW
>>52870754
you underwater mate
2015 was a year of awakening for me, I've finally broke the restraints of procrastination and hesitation and am enjoying life more now, 2016 will be even better.
Sometimes in the middle autumn days,
The windless days when the swallows have flown,
And the sere elms brood in the mist,
Each tree a being, rapt, alone,
I know, not as in barren thought,
But wordlessly, as the bones know,
What quenching of my brain, what numbness,
Wait in the dark grave where I go.
And I see the people thronging the street,
The death-marked people, they and I
Goalless, rootless, like leaves drifting,
Blind to the earth and to the sky;
Nothing believing, nothing loving,
Not in joy nor in pain, not heeding the stream
Of precious life that flows within us,
But fighting, toiling as in a dream.
So shall we in the rout of life
Some thought, some faith, some meaning save,
And speak it once before we go
In silence to the silent grave...
>>52870764
hnggggggg
>>52870783
look into this mans eyes and tell me he's not white
>>52870657
beer
>>52870756
Mideasterners and Europeans share like 90% of their genes
It's the 10% black bull blood that makes them coonish
im in my last year of uni and literally NEED to find a gf just so i can move in with her once ive graduated and have everything be 50% cheaper 2bh
>>52870790
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>>52870751
are you the same falmouth guy who is at uni elsewhere?
i think theres only two of us
Banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsR28wppW8g
>>52870657
>liquor
Fuck off yank.
hello my dear British friends
would you rather be a paki or a negro
>>52870814
he's not white
Jesus appeared in my living room earlier lads. he grabbed my copy of The God Delusion and tried to beat me over the head with it, but it had little impact against the 12 fedoras I was wearing at the time
>>52870814
Alawites are white, Sunnis are not.
>>52870798
I live in an area of Yorkshire with no flood warnings
>>52870685
>>52870783
fuck off paki cunts take your argument to /desi/ or wherever
>>52870860
negro desu
![[FTW]_Watashi_ga_Motenai_no_wa_Dou_Kangaetemo_Omaera_ga_Warui_-_11_[720p][CC8EB475].mkv_snapshot_22.23_[2015.12.27_23.26.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YhU9y4f.jpg "[FTW]_Watashi_ga_Motenai_no_wa_Dou_Kangaetemo_Omaera_ga_Warui_-_11_[720p][CC8EB475].mkv_snapshot_22.23_[2015.12.27_23.26.54].jpg")
>back to work on monday
>done literally nothing with my time off
>all the normies are going to ask me what I did for new years
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>On FB chatting to some friends from uni
>Start to my stepbrother IRL and leave Facebook open
>Come back two hours later and see my oneitis messaged me "Anon pls come back" literally just as I started ignoring Facebook but I'm marked as having seen it ages ago
>Shes offline now
I can't even be a normie properly
>>52870754
based yorkshire
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JZOwJgJaP0
>>52870860
Africans are literally the joke of the entire world
The entire world is racist against them, every single ethnicity on Earth
>>52870657
Are you drinking with m8s or just by yourself?
>>52870852
Hallo Fritz
>>52870800
>I've finally broke the restraints of procrastination and hesitation
how did you do it la?
Jesus appeared in my living room earlier lads. he grabbed my cock of and tried to beat me over the head with it, but it had little impact against the 12 fedoras I was wearing at the time
>>52870852
greetings
>>52870882
I hope you crucified him
what's a bell end
>>52870814
>this
>white
>>52870839
yes that's me I think
in the falmouth area for another few days before back to uni
>>52870827
Pic related is the official Saudi executioner
>>52870875
Rasheed
>tfw she randomly pops into your head
What a fantastic start to the new year this will be
All over my fucking body
>>52870900
I hope it fucking rains
>>52870852
OI OI, Deutsch lad
>>52870956
what happened?
>>52870937
it's your nob innit m8
THIS ISN'T REAL REALITY
>>52870940
those are afghans
>>52870852
Hello Deutschlad. Have you found any joy amidst the endless misery that is your life?
>>52870940
pakistanis and somalis coming to enrich our culture as future clock inventors and scientists
kyary
>>52870956
you have aids
t. doctor
Would you like a prescription for codeine?
test
>>52870956
EWW
>>52870952
just do me in
normie years eve
>>52870956
>>52870986
>tfw Taytay will never be your degenerate sex slave
>>52870995
those are syrians you paki
>>52870956
See a fucking doctor
tfw no smirkfu
>>52870986
nice
The lads still won't ask me to a house party lads
Should I just go and straight ask them if I can go?
>>52870852
alri
had wienerschnitzel and Heinz beans for dinner today
>>52870956
wtf la
>>52870952
>tfw she's on your mind every waking minute
You have ten seconds to name a better 2015 meme than Kev
>>52870988
I think its a combination of mosquitoes, sand flies AND bed bugs
I'm going to warehouse to buy spray and a bomb today, gonna nuke this fucking room
>>52871040
ask them what theyre doing tomorrow then say any plus 1's?
*winks at you*
good on ya geezer
>>52871040
do you know where it is? Just turn up
>>52870995
http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/inpictures/2015/06/syrians-flee-tal-abyad-turkey-border-150615134831445.html
>syrians
>white
>>52871022
woah lad
other way around
I want to be her degenerate sex slave
>>52871064
Business idea
>tfw no Taylor swift gf
It's a hefty weight to bare
>>52870860
I've noticed that black guys have a chance with getting European women and that most White women don't find them repulsive, but rather 'cool' and fetishised.
Whereas all White women find pakis creepy and repulsive.
>>52870952
>asked her out so i could get rejected and move on
>still think about her 24/7, 8 months later
>>52871071
>mosquitoes, sand flies AND bed bugs
what the fuck, burn your bed, carpet, curtains etc
>tfw turning down NYE party invitations because I'd rather stay at home alone
Haha fucking normies and their silly social gatherings
>>52870448
I got my gf to wear a dirndl
>>52871064
(have a method)
kevposting is beyond sad
>>52871031
Why? Even if I could afford to its just bites. They itch like fuck but its not gonna kill me
>>52871064
New meme here. Best of 2015. Name's Ross.
>>52871110
how strange, i guess it's just one of those things eh, not deliberately engineered or anything like that
>it's literally too cold in Britain for mosquitoes, sand flies, bed bugs and roaches to live here
>>52871154
Famous last words
What memes have been made this year by boards which aren't /tv/, /int/ and /pol/?
>>52871141
that is a man in a wig
>>52871071
>its a combination of mosquitoes, sand flies AND bed bugs
>dire state of poo peeland
Can you catch diabetes from gorging on sugar over a period of two or three days? Because I've gone into kill mode on the Christmas sweets because it's NYE. Currently going HAM on the Drumsticks.
>>52871140
fuck off uber normie
we made it bitch
>>52870685
Also Edith Piaf was half Arab, half cast Arab become white as fuck.
>>52871092
>tfw I will never turn YOU into MY degenerate sex slave
>>52871193
look at the people who eat themselves into diabetes lad.
they've been eating hundreds of grams of sugar every day for years.
>>52871189
I had to get this room for 2 weeks when I'm between places
Obviously I was not aware it was fucking infested
>>52871140
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>52871216
More?
>>52871141
Is your gf your mum
>>52871029
And which part of Africa is Syria in then you paki cunt?
>>52871199
bit disappointed with that reply, wad expecting more.
how was your day?
might go out tomorrow even though I'm awfully ugly
hope I dont put any girls off enjoying themselves hahaha
>>52870924
I was a NEET for a few years looking at the world through my computer screen and for so long was thinking "I'll do that myself one day" but never actually doing it until I thought at this rate, I'll grow old and die without accomplishing anything, my parents will be long dead and I'll just disappear with nobody noticing, I don't want to live like that so I forced myself to find jobs, exercise and stop drinking and eating shit, I hated it at first but persisted and now life is better, I'm employed and have money saved up, a passport, friends, even reconnected with some friends from high school and my social skills are a lot better than they were.
>>52871187
bavi/banti
The short lived meme where everybody put "Dan" in the name field and replied to each other saying "Lookin' Good Dan" to all the other people with Dan as their name
>>52871241
its the 31st tho m8
>>52871244
>>52871233
So you're saying I should keep going?
I was a highwayman
Along the coach roads I did ride
>>52871249
what the fuck are you even going on about
>>52871266
I also enjoyed the tom meme
>>52870902
why would you let it bother you lad?
Just say "sorry, back now, my brother needed me urgently"
>>52871251
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>>52871251
your not ugly at all lad
just had one qt friendzone you or whatever
>>52871298
american remains is basically pt.2 of that song if you didn't know lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w
me and the lads last weekend
>>52871219
Don't know or care who that is
fuck off
>>52871266
Nice meme Dan. Lookin' good by the way
>>52871284
oh heck I thought the pub was a bit empty hahahahahaha
Where are you Austria bro?
>>52871266
Dan was like a comet: brief but illuminating
Lads
>>52869192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY
business idea: a really long stick so i can turn the light off without getting out of bed
>>52871266
wasn't that a /fa/ meme? denim dan or something?
>Isis saying they're going to set off a nuclear bomb in London
Worry
>>52871326
>being this much of a cultureless swine
>>52871324
Yeah you mentioned that to me last time, forgot to thank you for the reccy btw
>>52871360
it's called a cricket bat
>>52871298
many a soldier shed his lifeblood on my blade
>>52870875
>>52871311
>>52871371
they won't do it, that'd be friendly fire
>>52871316
not so much my facial features lad but I have unsightly spots going atm and JUST facial hair which I dont know what to do with
>>52871360
I literally have one
A bowstaff from when I was in martial arts
Dunno how I'd live without it
>tfw my mum and younger sisters only listen to pop music that's on the radio
>they make fun of me for the music I listen to
>try to tell them their music is objectively shit
>"but anon, it must be good if they play it on the radio and everybody likes it"
REEEEEEEEE
>>52871398
BUT I AM STILL ALIVE
>>52871408
your spots will go though
and your facial hair will turn into alpha bro facial hair eventually
>>52871350
>I searched for "the literally gayest site on the web" and found this.
>>52871291
what do girls like that smell like
zoo gang
where did the kpop posters fo
Lookin' good Dan
>tfw you will not get to ride out against the infidel hordes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R8viSgLTVM
>>52871425
>>try to tell them their music is objectively shit
how's being 17 la?
>>52871380
>gook spammers are also race mixing propagandists
wow why am I not surprised
you got BTFO last thread haha
>>52871440
are you 12?
>>52871454
Too much cheap perfume
>>52871425
Sound like me when I was 14
>>52871472
Because they are pakis themselves
>>52871462
come on mate, expand a little on your answers
I'm proclaiming 2016 the year of the Jennie gf.
jumpin out the coupe
>>52871425
Sounds like me when I was 10
>>52871360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVKSxs1gtlo
>>52871407
Yeah because isis is well known to not kill mudslimes.
>>52871472
Don't even know what you're on about lad
will you name your kids lisicki and lisickette?
>>52871494
>>52871470
What
Im right though, the top 40 music is just plebeian as fuck. You can't seriously be defending them.
why is MBDTF so perfect?
>>52871310
>tfw you were the #1 meme of 2015
Feels very, very good lads. At least I achieved something this year
>>52871425
Sounds like me when I was a fetus.
>>52871540
probably not la
>>52871407
It would achive their goal of polarizing society along religious lines, plus they don't care about killing other Muslims
Glad Europe is there to take the hard hits so we can rest easy over here
Planning a wank 2bh lads.
Got tonnes of uncensored JAV on the way
>>52871540
You do know that Lisicki is a Polish surname of a tennis player that the Welsh twat was obsessed with?
We call him Lisicki to mock him, it's not an actual first name.
>>52871558
any album with Monster and the last 4 minutes of Blame Game is not perfect
WHO WILL SURVIVE IN AMERICA?
>>52871554
It's better than death grips or whatever shit it is you listen to
>>52871554
Calling someone edgy, a kid or a fedora tipper has just as much to do with the way they present their argument as the argument itself.
>>52871554
you are underage though aren't you
nothing wrong with a bit of kevposting 2bh
>you got BTFO last thread haha
>>52871500
what do you want to know
>>52871586
there is literally nothing wrong with Blame Game
>>52871554
You're a literal child
>>52871425
Arguing about music (or films, or books etc) is absolutely pointless. Especially with people suffering massive Dunning–Kruger effect.
if someone says something retarded, just ignore it, you can't win.
>>52871586
>not at least appreciating Nicki's verse
yeah blame game's a bit zzzzz but the rest is such a good run through start to finish
>>52871580
his trip was lisicki's lover
You weeb lads should just get English teaching jobs in Japan, it's an alright life and you can probably get a J-gf
remy boyz
Anyone else here have a truly small penis? I'm humiliated daily by my own anatomy. I can't even jerk off anymore because the thought of touching my tiny little dingus kills my libido, I know no woman would ever want it near her. I'm a failure of a man, and I know no matter how many times I break out the tape measure it will still say 6.5, I'm stuck like this for life.
would you?
>>52871621
YEEZY REUPHOLSTERED MY PUSSY
Next collab when?
>>52871650
Probably, but I woudn't be happy about it
>defeat someone on the internet using reason and logic
>they greentext your post and add a fedora image
>this is what they consider "a victory"
lmaoing at you arseravaged losers
C-c-could someone call me "Classic Tom" or "Vintage Tom" or something, one more time? That'd be nice. A great way to end the year. Th-thanks.
kanye is a talentless nigger who should be lynched
>>52871425
they are objectively right though
think my boners would be a good bit bigger if i was with a girl and not just watching porn tbqh
>>52871624
>Dunning–Kruger effect.
Hello Reddit!
>>52871425
fuck arguing about that shit. i have friends who think theyre true film patricians, but only watch movies with high imbd ratings.
they literally called me a hipster once because i said i dont give a fuck about reviews and i don't give a fuck about imbd ratings because 30 people telling me dog shit tastes good doesnt change the fact it's dogshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1YRjCTxR80 tune
>>52871650
nice face, horrible body
>>52871693
pleb
>>52871693
delete this
>>52871650
why do such small garments have such large labels? why do they have labels at all?
and yes absolutely
>>52871558
Pusha's verse on So Appalled
>lmaoing at you arseravaged losers
having fantasies about being rich again lads
Met a 45 year old twink on okcupid who said he wants to power fuck me. Meeting him in an hour. Any advice?
>>52871649
Mine is big when I get hard, and nice size when it's warm and soft
When it's chilly or I'm moving around a lot it shrinks up small
>>52871619
the meaning of life
GO
>>52871693
I like the song were he brags about how good he is rapping and how much money he has
>>52871650
>a literal cow
>>52871716
>>52871723
t. Tyrone
