Bruce Willis edition
anus
doing a poo
Let's all go to tescos
where lisicki buys his best clothes na na na na
me and the bf
https://twitter.com/Jenn_Abrams/status/682287808472453120
me on the left
mfw a manager at jjb talks with an air of superiority
maisie
>put something down somewhere
>forget where it is 15 seconds later
Am I literally losing IQ points by the day or something
This is starting to get regular
I feel more stupid.
brendan fraser
more like nodubs edition amirite guise???
Harley Dean tbH
I hate New Years 2bh. For most people it just signifies the start of another massive grind, up until the summer holidays.
>>52867999
asdfg asdfg asdfg
Azusa
Meine waifu
>new years honours list
couldn't give less of a fuck. does anyone here recognise or respect meaningless nonsense like knighthoods or MBEs?
>I post ironically talk about 'lads' and 'getting smashed'.
Fuck off back to lad bible. Take your shit slang with you.
plan for tomorrow
>wake up
>grababrushandputalittlemakeup
>>52868023
Maybe ...
>>52868023
shouldve gone to specsavers
>>52867999
>>52867933
what are your New Years resolutions lads?
what are dubs?
>>52867721
>>52867848
There are 2 bucks' m8
>>52868074
>measly dubs and trips
YAWN
>>52868005
My short term memory is noticeably worse than 5 years ago but I am a massive substance abuser
>>52868066
Why
Copped some beer lads
Getting cozy with Trailer Park Boys
>>52868119
asdfg
>>52868105
There's a third m8
>>52868105
>19 year old uni students who never had a job in their life end up working in a call centre because it turns out studying journalism for 3 years was worthless
>Britland in charge of penis size
>>52868094
become confident enough to post pics of myself on facebook and subsequently tinder
>>52868094
205kg deadlift
>>52868121
WHYDYOULEAVETHEKEYSUPONTHETABLE
>le pre drinks
They're still fucking drinks
Maybe tomorrow ill find my wayy
>>52868105
well I want a go on the one with a gushpit
>>52868157
that's a bit vague isn't it
>>52868163
going to lift your mum then haha
>>52868141
damn son, that's an oven lighter, what a bad ass
>managers at jjb
>>52868094
Start saving my cum in jars
>>52868146
my willy is 19 cm would british girls consider that a decent size?
>>52868183
Because I wanted to
wasted another day
got exams v. soon and I am very not prepared
>>52868226
Yes!
Please come and fuck our women!
missed the new thread
again
>le precum
it's still fucking cum
>>52868146
>tfw over 20cm penis
>>52868226
Never even heard of your country
Post your arm or thigh or something to show how white you are.
>>52868198
girl in the pink sucked me off behind spar in bath once
>>52867982
It's insane to think that any one of us could have been born as the Queen or some other British Royal.
We could be treated with utmost reverence and live a life of luxury, for having done absolutely nothing but fallen out of a Royal vagina.
>>52868094
Have less casual one night stands
>>52868198
The girl on the left has a sharp chin
The other girl is languid
>>52868299
asdfg asdfg
>>52868248
>gif
fuck off
Bestie 2bh
been on a nonstop drinking rampage for a week now
didn't want to stop so decided I'd just get a few 'light' beers (3.5-4% as opposed to the 5-6% beers/ciders I usually get)
this must be what its like for a heroin addict who switches to methadone
>>52868268
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>>52868183
HEREYOUGOCREATINGANOTHERFABLE
i would rather kill myself than get a job
it's fascinating that people still discuss penis size in 2015. that's literally as primitive as a caveman drawing a man with a giant cock on a cave wall 30,000 years ago. you're that enchanted and hypnotised by the holiness of a giant willy that despite all the trappings of modern world, you are still focused on the size of an erection. you have the same mentality as a pagan fertility cult. man is still biologically stuck somewhere before the ice age. not insecure btw, got a big one, good girth too.
New years resolutions:
1. Get rid of depression [will probably happen to some degree]
2. Get back in the gym [will happen]
3. Get a 2:1 [will probably not happen]
4. Get a placement [will probably not happen]
>it's fascinating that people still discuss penis size in 2015. that's literally as primitive as a caveman drawing a man with a giant cock on a cave wall 30,000 years ago. you're that enchanted and hypnotised by the holiness of a giant willy that despite all the trappings of modern world, you are still focused on the size of an erection. you have the same mentality as a pagan fertility cult. man is still biologically stuck somewhere before the ice age. not insecure btw, got a big one, good girth too.
>>52868323
>cider
>rampage
>>52868329
oops meant for
>>52868230
>>52868320
They can spend as much money trying to look white as they can but they will never change their eyes lmao
gf sent me this
>>52868345
Bend over and I'll roger you silly with my seven inch bellend, then you'll change your tune
>>52868341
but would you rather kill yourself than let a guy suck your dick?
>>52868416
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have women gotten more attractive or is makeup just better nowadays
or is it just the standard of beauty that's changed?
>>52868392
their eyes are their best feature though ffs
beautiful asian eyes are better then any white beautiful eyes
bring back the 90's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTjC6rxHz8g
>>52868373
Where is
>Get a qt gf
fuck me lads
perfection
>>52867895
Am I doing it right?
>>52868392
Or their subhuman skull and face shapes
>>52868426
no
i'm not gay but i'm secure enough in my sexuality to allow a guy to suck me off and know i'm not gay
>>52868437
>>52868470
is that beans?
>>52868441
no they're not you fucking mong
they'll perpetually have poo brown eyes or soulless black eyes
white people will have shades of blue, green, amber, brown, grey, gold, vivid and gorgeous colours more often than not
>>52868388
Nah, leave it yeah. I can't be bothered to continue
>>52868404
Unsatisfying belly, post more to judge better
>>52868470
people don't eat soup or bread in canada?
>>52868464
5 i guess but realistically i know there isn't a chance
quite sad actually that probably the last 2 or 3 years this would have been 1. but now i have so many more immediate problems that need solving it doesn't make the list
>the moment I wake up
>before I put on my make up
>I say a little prayer for (You)s
>>52868320
exid wannabes 3bh
>>52868531
IDONTHINKYOUTRUST
>>52868276
>>52868507
yes. just garnished my toast sandwich with them.
>>52868504
without the makeup is still prettier than most women from the 20th century
>>52868441
>their eyes are their best feature though ffs
KEK WHAT
Literally all Koreans have shit eyes, you realise that?
They have coloured eye contacts imported directly from China
>>52868545
>tfw now got a job
>tfw >tfwnogf is now the top New Year's Resolution again
>>52868406
that's a man right?
Most people never resolve the fact that they think they're a godlike creature above the lowly animals, yet have to sit down and do a stinky shit every day. That simple act of defecation reminds you of what you are, still an animal, an animal removed from the surroundings that incubated it, no better than a caged zoo animal in fact.
>>52868569
Trust what?
>>52868579
:3 Xo
>white people will have shades of blue, green, amber, brown, grey, gold, vivid and gorgeous colours more often than not
>>52868579
rasheed
*does an order 66*
>>52868522
>>52868583
>muhh colours
fuck off
a fit asian is an absolute beaut
they're more qt and innocent then pretty white girls, thats just a fact
>>52868580
youre supposed to put the toast on a plate with beans on top you daft leaf
>>52868579
Fug :DDDD
>>52868618
jealous, rasheed?
>a fit asian is an absolute beaut
>they're more qt and innocent then pretty white girls, thats just a fact
>it's fascinating that people still discuss penis size in 2015. that's literally as primitive as a caveman drawing a man with a giant cock on a cave wall 30,000 years ago. you're that enchanted and hypnotised by the holiness of a giant willy that despite all the trappings of modern world, you are still focused on the size of an erection. you have the same mentality as a pagan fertility cult. man is still biologically stuck somewhere before the ice age. not insecure btw, got a big one, good girth too.
>>52868441
No they're not, fuck off shitskin.
White women are more attractive than nonwhites in every single way.
>>52868613
MYSELFRIGHTIOUSSUCIDE
Eating some "crisps" lads, haha. "Crisps".
blue moon, you saw me standing alone
>>52868631
Koreans are literally the ugliest fucks I have seen
Even with kilos and kilos of plastic surgery and makeup they still look like shit
Stop shilling your plastic ugly whores
>>52868642
I didn't expect such cuisine to have such an intricate ritual.
>>52868631
i do actually hope you meet an asian bird and have kids with her, your family dynasty doesn't deserve whiteness. go dilute your genes forever and give your descendants poo-colored supreme gentlemen eyes
>White women are more attractive than nonwhites in every single way.
>>52868146
>Russia: 13.21 cm
>>52868700
>>52868728
lmao how can you be this autistically agree over me having an asian fettish ffs
im not even a kpop lad
asians are cute and innocent thats a fact
get the fuck over it
>>52868620
but my nipples are pink
>>52868617
>>52868643
r u qt grills
Kek
Average kpop ugly dog
right, who wants a hard bumming?
>>52868677
just realised she looks like a doll and thats why i dont find her very attractive
>>52868699
WITHOUT A DREAM IN MY HEART
>>52868723
aint your national dish chips with gravy?
>>52868778
*bends over*
>>52868755
a literal rasheed posts these fedora images lmfao
just another sign that /brit/s autists are fucking pakis in disguise and belong on /r9k/
>>52868762
*angry
im drunk, allow me
haha fucking lol at this lads
>>52868392
It's pathetic, they spend thousands of dollars on extensive surgery yet they could never pass as a local in any White country, not even in Finland or Russia.
>>52868763
If you want me to be ;3 Xo
>>52868146
>ireland only better than romania
>12.78cm
>>52868814
FONT
You remember those Orange adverts before a film started? When everything was really serious (but it looked and felt fake) and it was interrupted by those Orange phone salesman who were trying to find a way to incorporate a phone into the film. That's what the new Star Wars felt like. You were just waiting for someone to say cut. The acting was so hammy and over the top. The series is so overrated.
>asians are cute and innocent thats a fact
t. someone who has never met an asian person
>>52868834
based deji xD
any1 remember the /brit/ uprising a year ago tomorrow?
>>52868762
>are cute
Please see this image >>52868772
They are 'cute' (not really) after thousands of pounds worth of plastic surgery
Their kids will look like literal dogshit hahahha, but hey they can still get plastic surgery lmao
>>52868809
without a love of my own
>>52868801
>>52868815
sorry, i don't dish out bummings to bent twats like you
>>52868763
No, but I can dress up as one xxxx :333333
>>52868810
Maybe on the cuckold of a mainland, but over here on Newfoundland the Jiggs Dinner is the supreme dish of men.
>>52868883
yeh
>>52868094
To unfuck my shit
>>52868762
you cannot be racially "innocent" fucking hell
there are more prostitutes in asia than in europe and that's a fact
you seem to be misconstruing this idealised stereotyped image of asia into this utopian perfect image
you'll be severely disappointed if you ever actually go there
fucking hell, just look around at the chinks and koreans in your own country. they're disgusting.
>a literal rasheed posts these fedora images lmfao
>just another sign that /brit/s autists are fucking pakis in disguise and belong on /r9k/
>It's pathetic, they spend thousands of dollars on extensive surgery yet they could never pass as a local in any White country, not even in Finland or Russia.
my farts are fucking awful tonight lads. nearly got propelled across the room by one of them earlier
>>52868860
no I don't recall
>White women are more attractive than nonwhites in every single way
>Literally all Koreans have shit eyes, you realise that?
> Koreans are literally the ugliest fucks I have seen. Even with kilos and kilos of plastic surgery and makeup they still look like shit
>>52868849
>>52868911
sissy brit boys pls go
>>52868864
zzzzzz
literally went to a private school with bare asians
they were adorable and humble
two traits 85% of white girls lack
>>52868888
go and actually meet them irl ffs
i admit 70% of them look exactly the same and ugly as fuck
but the gems are literally demi god cutes
Boring thread tonight.
>>52868897
You heard me saying a prayer for
Someone I really could care for
>>52868860
there was an advertisement for star wars merchandise before the flick started
>>52868728
>>52868583
>>52868522
>This insecure paki samefag
Who said anything about fucking eye colour? Gooks have subhuman slanted chink eyes. That's what we're talking about. Stop projecting your paki inferiority complex about eye colours onto us.
https://youtu.be/M_fDDf6w-J0?t=8m23s
lad lays down some quality banter here
i can understand why all obsess over this freak now
>>52868954
>bare
kys
>>52868906
*Bums you*
>>52868915
>Beef
>Boiled vegetables
>Gravy
Looks and sounds noice desu
>>52868926
IM NOT TALKING ABOUT WHORES AM I
FFS
go and actually meet non asian whores irl and you'd be surprised lad
>>52868954
Every race has yellow fever
I'm not racist, but
>>52868954
>literally went to a private school with bare asians
>they were adorable and humble
>two traits 85% of white girls lack
>go and actually meet them irl ffs
>i admit 70% of them look exactly the same and ugly as fuck
>but the gems are literally demi god cutes
good heavens man...
>>52868468
>You will never have sex with a woman that attractive
Why even live.
>>52868996
i dont get this meme
i dont watch anime or follow asian music
i just know the top tier qts are asain
lads ahoy
slept till 11 pm today
we should give the banker the bonuses and the footballer's wages to the soldiers
>So Anon I heard you don't like eastern european migration, is this true?
What do?
>>52868819
Rorke
>>52869061
We're shoving off.
>>52869024
WHAT A BLOODY RACIST
>>52869022
what do you mean by this
>>52869043
hahaha what mate?
nothing i said there was bs
all facts
whats your problem boyo
tell me
>>52869068
But I do, as evidenced by the fact that I already had an eastern european gf
>>52869087
*shoves you*
>>52869024
I voted UKIP
>>52868468
>Those hips
Fucking hell. I wish a woman could strut like that for me.
>>52869120
>had
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY
>Britons never will be slaves
What happened?
Nonwhite women are for dating and fucking, to enjoy the white man's spoils.
White women are for actually settling down with and having children with.
>>52869055
i was talking about you using the ebonic "bare"
I haven't seen 190cm lad since Kev memeing got started
Where'd he run off to?
>im a beta insecure virgin weeaboo and in anime all the girls are pure and innocent waifus therefore all asian girls are pure and white women are all whores, except for my mommy shes a very nice lady and buys me all the mcnuggets and hotpockets so I can play league of legends all day
>>52869105
>what do you mean by this
OKcupid response rates, males liked asian females best
>>52869150
i know but what does kys mean
https://twitter.com/cenaboyle/status/57901776950661121
what did he mean by this?
>>52869181
kill yourself
>>52869139
how are we slaves then, leaf?
>>52869161
He's been back a bit. He claimed to have lost his virginity but from the details he provided he was probably lying
>>52868620
fuck off paki
>>52869195
post something recent you stupid shite
had the most ripping sex dream about a girl from work lads good heavens
>nothing i said there was bs
>all facts
>whats your problem boyo
>>52869209
sorry im not a meme lord like you son
get a fucking grip
Now that the dust has settled can we all agree that Brendan Fraser/JUST was meme of the year 2015?
on4 3wy o5 wno6h45 im onnw tinr yw
>>52869195
he is referring to the fact that northern ireland is not a part of ireland. without the north, ireland feels cold for kevin
>>52869210
>Packed to the brim with Pakis
>Can be arrested for saying mean things on Twitter
>>52869195
>@DormerStone
What a spastic
>this is what a /brit/poster looks like
Now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own
>>52869273
Cameron's Britain
>>52869234
you might be memeing here and if so have a pat on the back but kys means "kill yourself"
*farts*
oops, hehehe
>>52869223
I saw that bit but not much else after that
>>52869299
this is somerset poster
Who /cuck/ here?
>>52869301
>I use any swear words apart from shit, fuck and cunt
Literal commoner/provincial calling sign
>>52869332
*Slaps arse*
*Giggles*
#justgirlthings
>>52869363
Yes, I understand that
>>52869299
what a normie
>>52869243
nah
there were some strong contenders
>I MEAN COME ON, IT'S 2015
>t. Alberto Barbosa
>WE WUZ KANGZ
>A FUCKING LEAF
>DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS
>Gondola
>Sheevposting
>He was a good friend
>Can't Stump the Trump
>What did he mean by this?
>My girlfriend's son
>>52869368
if he's ripped then i'm ripped... can i fuck your wife?
>>52869380
oh
carry on gentlemen
>>52869368
>>52869243
I-I was in the Mummy, I was a big film in the 90's I swear
>>52869368
Just you
>>52869133
well it's long distance right now...don't know if I want to move across the country for her, I've also recently met another girl from that region of the world and we're getting on pretty well so far so I'll see what happens there
What's the worst thing you've ever done?
Lads, I haven't wanked in 4 days
I'm literally getting hard even just looking at pictures of clothed girls
>im a beta insecure virgin weeaboo and in anime all the girls are pure and innocent waifus therefore all asian girls are pure and white women are all whores, except for my mommy shes a very nice lady and buys me all the mcnuggets and hotpockets so I can play league of legends all day
pick your club slag
should I make myself a big old breakfast lads?
I've got eggs, bacon, sausages, beans and toast.
>>52869405
Why is /int/ so good at memes?
I like chilling
was crushing on this cute girl at work until she randomly starting saying "bazinga" and "matt damon"
>>52869425
nice try GCHQ
>>52869444
yes. yes you should
>>52868926
>in your own country.
>Implying he's British and not some chink immigrant
I've been fairly convinced for a while that all these kpop/anime spammers are not fat White virgins with yellow fever, but literally just east asian immigrants living here.
No White lad could unironically be this obsessed with these ugly gook subhumans, only fucking gooks.
>>52869444
fuck off murderer
>>52869405
got to be JUST
a lot of those are recent memes and as such are hotter right now but not better
>>52869405
>>Sheevposting
What is this shit
Have been on /brit/ for a year and /int/ for two, what is this shit
>>52869436
3 > 2 > 1 > 4
>>52869453
Cornish weather
>>52869405
What about >memhet my son
>>52869405
I was away when Alberto barbossa started. I literally have no idea what it means 2bh
>>52869368
How does that make you a cuck at all? she's not your woman.
>>52869375
*shakes bum @ u*
teehee
>>52869425
Withering critique
Sex Lives of the Potato Men
St. Trinians
The Parole Officer
Valiant
Confetti
Magicians
Kevin & Perry Go Large
Ali G Indahouse
Fat Slags
Are these british films worth watching?
>>52868579
SERB OR BOSNIAK
>>52869476
all you
>>52869444
>breakfast
>at 23:46
You Australians are mad >>528
>>52869436
4 3 1 2
>>52869476
all me
>>52869493
It's a /tv/ meme created when it was somehow found out that Palpatine's first name was Sheev
yfw a graphics design student says he's exhausted after a really hard day at uni
>>52869458
>was crushing on
Fuck off yank
>>52869436
3 (would need to see her with her eyes open to confirm it although i can tell they'd be beaut anyway)>2>4>1
>people here are still trapped in mammalian territorial-status roleplaying
free your mind. culture is not your friend, culture takes you prisoner. you think you see reality but that is purely a construct of your brain heavily filtered through the reality tunnel constructed for you by your cultural conditioning. you brain has been trained so well, you don't even comprehend how much it filters out automatically.
