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ash edition
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janny
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aurora

wish the post timer wasn't so long
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Vegas odds say I have a 30% chance of getting a gf this year
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staple tapeworms on my penis
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>>52789303
tell the janny and i'll bleed you like a stuck pig
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going to watch an episode of hunting hitler
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janny aint got the nads tbqh
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>wish the post timer wasn't so long
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>>52789333
house always wins son
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Pet caterpillar died today, very distraught.
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you wouldn't believe the pussy I get
go ahead, ask
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TRAP POP QUIZ LADS
You working a ground stash. 20 tall pinks. Two fiends come up to you and ask for two each. Another one cops three. Then Bodie hands you off 10 more, but some white guy rolls up in a car, waves you down and pays for eight. How many vials you got left?
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twitter.com/cenaboyle
The beast has awoken

Somebody send him a link here
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gf had a poo from her cunt and a little person came out

what's going on
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top thread
>>52789269
top waifu

i'm here to stay
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maisie
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>>52789377
15?
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i like chilling
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Ritsu
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RIP Lemmy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqu132vTl5Y
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done a fart and it smells truly abhorrent
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>>52789374
i imagine you get so much pussy because you have one literally attached to you at all times

this being the case, please post feet
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>>52789431
not the best pic of yours 2bh

her head is misshapen to fuck
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>>52789401
that's your gf's son
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

Get ready to make the world great again lads.
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>>52789363
Don't think it's plastic desu
I got one wet once and it dissolved, I guess the same thing happens in your belly
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>>52789433
kek
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>i care about some motorhead grandad music guy
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okay guys, important questions about /brit/ traditions:
why do yanks always make the thread?
who is dutch cara man?
why do people waste their post on "doing a poo"?
who is the man who walks towards the camera often?
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>>52789479
What?
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>>52789417
>“Count be wrong, they’ll fuck you up.”
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>>52789488
That haven't fucked off yanks yet, Caralad, Literal shitposting, Lisicki
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>>52789494
fuck you
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>>52789488
all me
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>>52789488
>why do yanks always make the thread?
cause they're cunts
>who is dutch cara man?
dunno
>why do people waste their post on "doing a poo"?
dunno
>who is the man who walks towards the camera often?
dunno
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>you'll never be a navy captain
shit feel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51FXgQOoppw
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>>52789488
>why do people waste their post on "doing a poo"?
gotta make sure you get a post out every minute for maximum post timer efficiency, sometimes you just draw a blank
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thought doing technical trades was fairly straightforward but tried some of the war army practice tests and it was solid
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>>52789488
>why do yanks always make the thread?
only at night

>who is dutch cara man?
an autist

>why do people waste their post on "doing a poo"?
pooposters are top lads

>who is the man who walks towards the camera often?
he who walks
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>>52789479
oh
probably dissolves at certain pH
not sure why though
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>>52789529
>>52789522
>>52789520
all caught up
thanks fellers
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got drunk and fucked my black work-friend's sister without a condom and came inside of her last night, lads. decent chance I'm going to have a mulatto child in the future. Not sure how I feel about it desu m8s
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>>52789531
>you'll never command a hunter-killer submarine
why live?
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>>52789488
hello
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considering doing a poo
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Doing a think
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anime
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>>52789479
Are you talking about gelatin pill capsules?
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>>52789571
cara?
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>>52789537
>>52789550
bosslads, thanks

>>52789571
hello man who posts cara, i admire your work
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if that yank's still here what are your thoughts on this >>52788756
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me and the gfs (me on the left)
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>>52789560
Ouch mang. Ju gotta flush that shit down tha toilet mang.
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my favourite board is /int/ - international
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hi
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I GUESS YOU MIGHT AS WELLLLLLLLLLLLL

WHAT'S THE STORY MORNING GLORY

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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poo peeland
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>>52789488
Some times it's yanks, sometimes it's Dutch, so times its Aussie, anybody can make a /brit/

An avatar fag, he wants to rape Cara

>waste

Lisicki. an old trip fag who used to post pictures of his waifu all the time like Caralad currently does with cara
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>>52789488
>who is the man who walks towards the camera often?

TELL ME ABOUT LISICKI, WHY DOES HE WALK TOWARDS THE CAMERA
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how do you pronounce 'diaspora'
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>>52789560
tell her to abort it

otherwise honor-kill yourself
>fucking niggers
eww
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>>52789623
Rorke
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paki AND PROUD
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fuck the queen
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https://telegram.me/joinchat/CFnQZwOhFSBzeIwSe12OZg

TIRED OF IRL PEOPLE AND THEIR BS???WANT SOMETHING NEW, MONEY, FRIENDS, GF??? JOIN NOWWWW
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>>52789569
i'm too tall for a submarine 2bh
also for being a pilot in whatever

>>52789597
yes hello

>>52789599
ty
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>>52789571
>>52789597
>>52789488

>tfw been waiting ages to be able to catch a /brit/ thread right at the start so I can tell the Dutch Carafag to fuck off as soon as he posts
>get on this thread within the first 5 posts
>Dutch guy doesn't post Cara
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>>52789576
I think you should do it ... your waifu has been waiting on the other side for some time now
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who
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>when i was a teenager i'd do cringeworthy things for attention. then when i turned about 17, i saw the last of my friends dissipate and became a full-time loner
>going to the library alone and reading books for hours
>going to get food by myself
>getting invited to social things and not knowing what to say to anyone and just standing there

>partially because i felt the weight of everyone who must have thought i was an embarassment.
/

here?
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hello my dear British friends
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Oddly satisfying tune lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEbKuwlRai0
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>>52789603
I don't know but I just want to say I'm envious that she texts you every day, I'm once every couple of days if I'm lucky although she's not a big social media person honestly
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>>52789639
die-yay-spoh-ray
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I was going out with a girl for about a month or two. One day we were kissing on her bed when she suddenly looked really freaked out, as if she was guilty of something. She was pretty off for the rest of the day when we met her friend. The next time we met she said she wasn't in love with me and that she still had feelings for someone back where she lived. Do you reckon she felt guilty about kissing me or that maybe she had sex with someone else whilst she was seeing me. Do I confront her about it?
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https://twitter.com/shitwankrecords

>australia
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>>52789682
seems unnecessarily complicated
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>>52789659
have been slacking lately
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>>52789664
Hello.
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>>52789628
bizarro Rorke

>>52789639
as it sounds
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monitoring this thread..
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listening to psydub
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just got back from my areas local pub

>tfw came to the realisation that my brother only invites me out, out of pity
>tfw came to the realisation that his friends literally know me as his brother and never speak to me besides sayng hello or other practicalities
>tfw all of this is because i went from being an attention seeking silly teenager to a practically silent adult
>tfw all the local girls that i know hate me
>tfw the ones i don't know think i'm just some randomer
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>>52789576
good edit are kid

one of your better ones
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>>52789664
Hello deutschlad, have you overcome your crippling depression yet?
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>>52789664
hello deutschlad
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>>52789623
Rasheed
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>>52789663
Nah dude I'm like a total member of society so... like..

Ouch Town
Population: You, bro!
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>>52789675
well tbf im in the position where, if i was you, it would cut down from once every couple of days to once every week or so

have you been on a date with yours?
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>>52789634
>Lisicki. an old trip fag
put your trip back on lisicki
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>>52789685
stale pasta
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>>52789639
WE WUZ
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>>52789700
Alri Baz
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>>52789663
hi that was me lad
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>>52789653
Nige is a jf, what a plot twist
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>>52789688
roflmfao
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Holy fuck these threads are awful
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My gimmicks have been so successful here that I haven't felt the need to make a new one in ages haha
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>>52789732
No although I've hinted at one and she seemed receptive, I should say we don't live in the same area so that makes things a bit tricky
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>>52789632
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>>52789736
What? Its not pasta
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>>52789634
cheers fella, good answers

>>52789635
you seem awful interested, frenchposter
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>>52789756
the music is v. impressive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhZghcHnGf8
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http://strawpoll.me/6390215
http://strawpoll.me/6390215
http://strawpoll.me/6390215
http://strawpoll.me/6390215
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>>52789688
haha potty words
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>>52789759
Gimmickless bastard detected

>>52789746
yes Lad
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>>52789782
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT

I'M REPORTING YOU TO THE INTERNET POLICE
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>>52789759
*shows you the door*

Theres the door m8
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>>52789788
m8, you think i havent heard that song hundreds of times? it's literally 4chan's national anthem
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>>52789685
i think that you might as WEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>>52789713
haha

no

>>52789720
>>52789696
hi
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>>52789820
i only found it this year because i'm not a children who browses /b/ ok :///
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>>52789813
*peers head out door*
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I cannot even imagine where I would be today were it not for that handful of friends who have given me a heart full of joy. Let's face it, friends make life a lot more fun.
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>>52789603
Maybe one of her family members died or is in bad condition so she's busy
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This big guy tries to board your plane. He has a clean record and no red flag on GCHQs monitoring list. He is also on the flight plan.

Do you let him on?
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Almost at 3kg/cm2 bit worried lads haha
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>>52789809
do what?
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>>52789873
Of course not Nige you our are Nige after all

Praise UKIP
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>>52789876
the fuck is that?
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>>52789844
*kicks your BUTT out*

Out you go
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https://soundcloud.com/partyomo/ovo-sound-radio-episode-7-party
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>>52789641

She's catholic, so that's not gonna happen, m8. she's pretty, bit young though, 19. She'll probably not even get pregnant, desu
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Just sitting here thinking about how much I hate pakis
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>>52789912
Rorke
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F.T.M
_\|/_

FUCK THE MATRIX
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>>52789876
having a worry
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>>52789873
Alri Nige, nah don't do pakis me, wouldn't let him on aha
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>>52789930
me 2 la
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>>52789879
>A leaf
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>You will never be this good looking or talented

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfffyUxWRdU
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>>52789840
it's vintage internet by now, and i'm sure you at least started on /b/, unless you're one of those autists who was attracted to 4chan for a specific interest board
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>>52789876
Reported to the GCHQ
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Cocaine was again the most commonly seized class A drug in 2013/14 (16,825 seizures), up 1% on 2012/13. Cocaine seizures rose sharply between 2004 and 2008/09 and, despite the decline in recent years and notwithstanding the lack of data from 1 force in 2013/14, the number of seizures this year was more than double the 8,279 made in 2004.

Seizures of heroin increased by 1% between 2012/13 and 2013/14, to 8,579, which is half that of cocaine seizures.

Crack seizures increased by 4%, to 4,746 in 2013/14.

Ecstasy seizures rose by 1% in 2013/14, to 3,237.

There were also 755 seizures of methadone (down 9%), 89 seizures of LSD (up 30%) and 165
seizures of morphine (up 28%).
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STAND UP BESIDE THE FIREPLACE

TAKE THAT LOOK FROM OFF YOUR FACE

'COS YOU AIN'T EVER GONNNNNNA BURN MY HEARRRRRRT OUT
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Fake friends; those who only drill holes under your boat to get it leaking; those who discredit your ambitions and those who pretend they love you, but behind their backs they know they are in to destroy your legacies.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mssm8Ml5sOo
choon lads
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>>52789953
Shit song
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The BBC should have been shut down after Jimmy Saville
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>>52789982
Rasheed
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>>52789963
>having friends at all

Lucky bastard haha
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>>52789944
never used /b/ iah started on /mu/
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There are only two kinds of people who can drain your energy: those you love, and those you fear. In both instances it is you who let them in. They did not force their way into your aura, or pry their way into your reality experience.
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>>52789995
Rorke
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So does anyone else feel that the left is slowly tearing itself apart by being so far from reality for so long? Even going to lengths as to alter history or to undermine the home culture?

I really do feel a resurgence of nationalism.
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>>52789876
cool clock, ahmed
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>>52790003
oh... you're one of those people, huh?

*shakes head dismissively and looks down at newspaper*
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bad headache :\
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>but behind their backs they know they are in to destroy your legacies.
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>>52789890
Homemade co2 reactor that creates co2 by mixing citric acid and sodium bicarbonate
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>>52790048
shut up
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>>52789475
Old testament doesn't count though because Jesus.
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>>52790043
have a panadol lad
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>>52790033
Paul Joseph Watson just made a video on the Lefts 5 failures of 2015, it was pretty good
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7 things negative people will do to you. They will...
1. Demean your value;
2. Destroy your image
3. Drive you crazily!
4. Dispose your dreams!
5. Discredit your imagination!
6. Deframe your abilities and
7. Disbelieve your opinions!

Stay away from negative people!
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>>52790018
Are you reposting tumblr blogged quotes?
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*pumps 10 thick loads of cum down your throat*
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>tfw you know how far the rabbit hole goes
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>>52790078
make sure its one with specific migraine action tho
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>>52790086
pls b in cornwall
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*asks 21 questions*
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>>52790081
*stays away from you*
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toasties for breakfast
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Wipe this pathetic planet of the face of the galaxy
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hmm lads any time i stretch my right arm i'm getting a shooting pain sort of under my armpit but right at the back of it sort of area if you know what i mean

don't know what i've done to it but it's a bit annoying 2bh
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People like you are the reason I was afraid to go to school as a child.
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>tfw can hear thoughts in my head that aren't mine
Haha blimey
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>>52790081
>banter is now "being a negative person"

What has it come to?
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To be of good quality, you have to excuse yourself from the presence of shallow and callow minded individuals.
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>>52790086
Mmmmm yummy
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>>52789943
He has a stupid round fat gay face
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got a christmas belly lads
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>>52790126
u cant hack the banter lad
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>>52790161
*rubs your tummy*
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doing a drive
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>>52790048
Why
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>>52790135
psychosis
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>>52790161
can I rub it :3
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>It's no longer 2015 soon

If I was John Oliver I would be depressed
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>>52790142
get out me cuntry blahdy poofta
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>>52790161
*grabs a handful and squeezes*

*gets a hard on*
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>>52790048
stop making greenhouse gases u selfish jeb end
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>"Shaft Play: how much is too much"
Was reading about turbochargers but couldn't help but be reminded to say hullo to ur mums lads
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wish i knew boxing desu
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Something interesting for you to read lads.

There is a town in Syria called Dabiq, near the Turkish border.

The Kurds with Western air support have recently been pushing forward towards this town.
People have been confused as to why ISIS have practically given up in this recent fight and are basically letting the Kurds bulldoze them

>In Islamic eschatology, it is believed that Dabiq is one of two possible locations for an epic battle between invading Christians and the defending Muslims which will result in a Muslim victory and mark the beginning of the end of the world. The Islamic State believes Dabiq is where an epic and decisive battle will take place with Christian forces of the West, and have named their online magazine after the village.[2]

this will be interesting
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Every Time I heard about some Paki raping a kid I just think if it happened back when my grandfather was young they would have just barricaded the doors of the house and burn the paki family alive. I despite this weak, pathetic "accepting" world we live in.
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>Half of the bible doesn't count because Jesus
>Literally no reason for it to even be in there yet it still is

The """""""religion""""""" of Christianity everyone
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>>52790156
Rasheed
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3 days to get a gf
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The attitude you pose is greatly influenced by the links of friendships you bookmark. Good friends, good attitudes; best friends, best attitudes. Guess what for toxic friends...!
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>>52790217
Rorke
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>>52790219
i have a bible which is just the new testament 2bh
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>>52790156
No he doesn't, jealous uggo
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read this
>>52790212
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>>52790177
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>>52790126
would've destroyed you in pokémon 2bh
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>>52790212
So what you're saying is "Bomb it until the last occupant has flatlined"?
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>>52790212
But ISIS aren't Muslims??????????
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>>52790219
Rasheed
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>>52790219
>Half of the bible doesn't count because Jesus

what?
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>>52790161
You were fat in the summer as well
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My dad once said... "Some friends are like "rubber wrappers"; they bind with you safely but get weaker when you stretch them too much". Treat your friends with care, else the elasticity of their love for you may not go lasting!
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>>52790181
Spoopy
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>>52790212
>almost 2016
>hasn't been posting "see you at dabiq" on every syria general possible
baka tbqh
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>>52790212
Not very wise tactically 2bh. Kurds can just fuck their shit up all around said town.
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>>52790253
He's literally bent and looks bent.
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need a piss and a fart
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>>52790212
They'll lose and become disillusioned with Islam

Dis gon b gud
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only wanked my wee wee once in the last 2 weeks lads
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all religious people are mentally deranged freaks
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>>52790212
christianity is dead, there are no more christian forces
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Tempted to spend 500 USD on a Luftwaffe flying jacket lads.
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>tfw more pathetic than a cuck
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>>52790276
Nothing in the old testament counts. Say anything from the old testament to a christian about violence and they will say something like "That doesn't count... it's old testament.. *mumble mumle* Jesus *mumble*"
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check out this co2 reactor lads
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>>52790282
it is the summer in non-shit hemispheres
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Lads, I literally got banned for racism

What the fuck, SJW mods
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>>52790265
Why not buy a helium tank dummy?
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my phimosis willy gets very sore when i try to tug the skin back
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>>52790324
dnc
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>>52790377
you gotta power through it
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>>52790368
context?
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>>52790368
Rorke
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>>52790369
It's not actually for that it's for growing plants underwater.
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>>52790410
Hmm. That actually sounds interesting. What are you growing, a kind of kelp?
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>>52790368
This is the beginning of the end

Chinese Moot is trying to clean up 4chan so ad companies will finally want to advertise here and he can make a nice profit, before selling 4chan to the same company that bought Reddit
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>"Mandingo violates Japanese milfs pussy"

I can fap to this.
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>>52790368
>banned for racism
nah you got banned for shitposting

read the rule again
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>>52790368
lol u tk him 2da bar|?

testing if the janny is a hard enough cunt
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>>52790368
fuck niggers

don't mind me, just testing lads.
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>>52790357
Old testament was wrote to pander to pagans whom were familiar with religious texts using hyperbolic metaphors.
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mate's crying because Lemmy died

is he a cunt?
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Wish I lived in a fantasy universe, desu.
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>>52790357
why doesn't it count? genuinely asking i know nothing about the bible
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>>52790447
i like the word "hyperbolic" because it has "bollock" in it
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>>52790441
Don't tempt him lad
Any time the Janny has the opportunity to flex his virtual muscles, he will. He deleted a /brit/ before simply because it was made 2 pages too early.
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>>52790357
I was actually told this several times in church as a child when I insisted on reading the old testament.
>"You don't have to read it,anon, it's not like it matters"
Probably was a good call on their part. After reading it I became a fedora.
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my dad's gf isn't even a decade older than me lads
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the janitor
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bit gay NATO stole the stoney logo. fucking up my garms by associating it with weird shit no one cares about
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>>52790435
Nah aquatic plants la. There's not many plants that are TRULY aquatic, most exist on the edge of the water half in half out so can draw co2 from atmosphere. Mine are fully underwater so I need to pump co2 into the water.
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>>52790494
Janny's gone soft la, he ain't got the minerals anymore
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what's an online game which I can play on a shitty laptop where I can make some friends

getting a bit too lonely haha, haven't been outside in a week.
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So when there is an official peace in syria all the refugees have to go back, right?
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>>52790526
just get some fish you lunatic
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>>52790517
fucking h8 these cradle robbing boomer cunts desu
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!LADS

I have a shit ton of music on my phone and none of the songs have album art because I was a stupid pleb back then

Do I really have to download EACH and every single song again just to get album art?
>>
something NEEDS to be done about the yank problem
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>>52790485
Because the entire point of Christianity is that it's a rebellion against the previous religion before it, which was Judaism. The Old Testement is the Jewish holy book.

Christians believe that Jesus came down to earth and was all "you're doing it wrong lads".
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>>52790563
swear to god if he has some deformed child that i have to call "brother" i'm going to be upset
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>>52790518
are you the janitor? i always suspected the janitor was a german, being so autistic and whatnot
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>>52790534
you can play with me ill be ur friend
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>>52790534
Mount and Blade warband/Napolelonic wars maybe?
The role play servers on Napolelonic wars are quite fun desu
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>>52790484
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>>52790579
Autism.
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>>52790534
made a lot of mates in a guild in wow but the game's shit now so don't bother
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>>52790583
I agree. What the fuck makes these cunts think they have the right to post here? Imagining them say things like "lads" and "senpai" with their disgusting Americuck accent makes me physically ill
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gods love is unconditional and there's nothing we can do to change that
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>>52790584
why do they keep the old testament as part of the bible then?
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>>52790526
Kelp is aquatic m8

Sounds cool tho keep us updated
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>>52790579
no, you can attach album art to the files, but you have to do it for each individual file which is a pain in the arse iah
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>>52790579
i think some players support fetching the image from the internet but otherwise yes, you'd have to do it manually i think.
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>>52790636
>senpai

senpai
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>>52790639
Because they're dumb?
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>>52790595
maybe?
>>
>>>/trash/739412
im so disappointed in the white race that this thread was made
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>>52790551
There will never be peace now Putin has got his mitts on it
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>>52790638
if it's unconditional then why does he make people go to hell if they don't reciprocate that love

also he doesn't exist
>>
https://youtu.be/tkpUyB2xgTM

Food for thought
>>
sometimes I wish Europe came up with a their own religion. Like maybe some kind of druidism, or the Roman gods morphed into one monotheistic god
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>>52790579
Idk about phones but on foobar you literally just put a jpg in the album folder called 'cover'
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>>52790579
musicbrainz
>>
Was Jesus the first redpilled?
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>>52790683
>inb4 the real Janny autisticly bans this lads for "impersonating staff" (>janitor >staff)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zxjLm2Ybws
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>>52790695
THANKS YIFY
A10
V10
M10
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>>52790695
Blacks are self hating and their parents blame all their woes on the "white man".

Not to mention their regressive "culture".
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really think they could have made god a lot more believable if they just conceded that he wasn't completely omnipotent and perfect
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>>52790748
what if I ban myself to divert attention?
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>>52790636


show butt
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>>52790693
*she
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>>52790722
We had plenty of religions desu
The old Norse gods, paganism..
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>>52790768
if god is a woman then i want to live inside her vagina forever
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>>52790762
janitors can't ban people m8
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>>52790396
It was a /fa/ thread about hair, and this paki cunt thought he would just start spamming pictures of some ugly brown bitch


>>52790439
>waaa stop shitposting!
I was putting a paki in its place
>>
>you will never experience being a girl and getting DPed

Why live
>>
Unironically had a mate break down into tears infront of me on mandy before because he wished he was black, I asked him why and he said "black people can wear cooler clothes".
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>>52790761
i'd say they did a good job of making him believable to be fair, plenty of people believe
>>
>>52790773

I know, what I meant was one that really took off like Christianity, but it wasn't some middle east religion turned west. I mean a religion that started in Europe
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>>52790807
>>52790820
Pretty gay and niggerish.
>>
>>52790807
didn't you make this exact same post 2 years ago
>>
>>52790820
putting this one on reddit lads
>>
>>52790804
They can block you from posting while they request an admin ban you though desu
>>
>>52790805
why do you dislike brown people
>>
>>52790805
>>waaa stop shitposting!
that's not what i was saying, i was saying you got banned for shitposting

if you had posted that comment without being racist you still would have got banned

mong
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>>52790797
lewd
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>>52790807
you can technically still get dped as a guy
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>>52790805
are you the black people blond hair spammer
>>
>>52790859
Rasheed
>>
>>52790864
Same hole tho
>>
>>52790695
maybe blacks shouldn't commit crime in the fucking first place then
>>
>>52790824
yeah but i'm saying that they insist he's completely perfect and then they also say that he had to flood the world but had to get some dude to save all the animals for him and other roundabout shit of that nature

if they just said he couldn't do it himself or he couldn't be arsed, then it would be more believable
>>
>female friend told me anal was just as good as vaginal

hmm interesting. my cock is undersensitive so normal sex isn't that great for me

maybe i need to take a cock up the arse
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>tfw not sure if i can unfuck my shit
2016 may be the year of the rope
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>>52790838
Leave
>>
We need to bomb Russian troops in Ukraine and return sovereignty of Crimea
>>
I'm not sure what to say other than our 'comfy squad' is just really active and there's been lack of people like Peach and DMG are. Valentine and Piggu-chan have left, Mizuki for the most part too and so on.
It's not like Anzu or I don't ERP either, we're just not very.. uh.. straight forward about it since that's not our game really.
With Tobi and Reimu just past few days appearing who neither at all ERP, it's been even more prominent.
I shall partly blame just the last week of the year being very quiet, most likely with people hanging at friend's, families and so on.
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>>52790765
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>>52790918
>maybe i need to take a cock up the arse


L O N D O N

O

N

D

O

N
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>>52790918
Girls that say that are sluts
>>
>>52790927
>We need to bomb Russian troops in Ukraine and return sovereignty of Crimea
Crimea is literally Russian and has nothing to do with Ukraine

We need to nuke all Ukrainian troops occupying Novorussia
>>
>>52790807
I actually unironically fantasise about this

If I woke up tomorrow as an attractive, voluptuous White women then I would become the biggest slut in the universe. I would become a pornstar and just ride fat dicks all day and play with my tits.

It may actually be possible one day with brain transplants.
>>
wish today was a benzo day
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>watching an anal video
>guy pulls out
>bit of shitty water comes out
>they didn't edit this shot out
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>>52790921
same
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>>52790957
she's not a slut she was just a naive 19yo virgin living for a summer in italy with an albanian boyfriend that didn't speak much english, he told her it was normal to do it that way and she didn't know any different

she hasn't done it since
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>>52790922
Says the coalburner.
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>>52790990
Segei.
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>THE JANITOR
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>>52790948
nice bumcrack lad
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>>52791025
Rasheed
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>>52790695

this is sad
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>>52791018
You're fucking inbred
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>>52790834
Yeah I guess, but what can you do, the middle east was practically European back in those times both in race, culture and geographically because of the Roman empire.
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>>52791053
thanks senpai
>>
>>52789953
he was best buddies with blair in the 90s, when the left wing parties still somewhat respected/cared about the working class of their respective nations
>before muslims became their pre-occupation

what are his positions nowadays?
>>
JANNY HELP
>>
>>52790918
That's not true for women, they don't have prostates. The only way females get pleasure from anal is the pressure it created on their vagina.
>>
>>52791043
please delete this ii am at work
>>
>>52791043
ew her nails are dirty
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>>52791065
Struck a chord?

Burn the coal, pay the toll.
>>
>>52790368
leftist cucks took over /fa/
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>>52790834


Christianity IS a European religion. It didn't start there, sure, but it is influenced by a European empire, and the vast majority of its members through out its history have been Europeans. Hence why all biblical figures are painted like they're straight out of Denmark, when they probably would have been sand niggers if they actually existed. If he Jesus was real, we would have had short hair, since that's what Jews did at the time. However, he's always depicted with long hair, since that's what European gods and hairs looked like. Europeans made Christianity reflect themselves. That's why a lot of black people considered it "da white mans religion" in the 60s and 70s
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>>52791115
hmm well thats what she said. she didn't go into any graphic detail as you can imagine
>>
new

>>52791138
>>52791138
>>52791138
>>52791138
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>>52791017

how old is she now? sounds like someone i know
>>
>>52791043
nice armpit
>>
>>52791156
Well, no, it hasn't because it's wrong but it's a very cute attempt.
>>
at last we will reveal ourselves to the jedi........

at last...we will have revenge
>>
>>52790807
iktf
>>
>>52791170
23

probably shouldn't have said so much info lmao

what's her name
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>>52791219

begins with E
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>>52790921
iktfb
the only thing i had going for me is the fact that my sister is a bigger fuckup than me because she failed all her a-levels and works in a corner shop, but she got engaged to a posh estate agent cunt within 3 months of meeting him and i could not be more bitter tbqh
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>>52791285
nope soz not the girl you know
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