high quality informative discussion edition
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JANNNNNNNNYYYYYYY
Well, it seems to me that the best relationships - the ones that last - are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is... suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.
wish bog sim would drop by /brit/ on occasion
cärä
At last we will reveal ourselves to the jedi.......
at last...we will have revenge
>>52791138
for the sake of janny's health, delete this
maisie
more like the jewdent room
PLEASE RATE MY BUM
>>52790948
>>52790948
>>52790948
>>52790948
>>52791208
Cute quote
>>52791208
HNNGGG
>>52791257
pretty meh kentqt
>>52791236
>>52791259
>>52791262
yanks confirmed for quote lovers
>>52791257
>never done a squat in your life/10
had a very pleasant dream earlier
now ive had a very unpleasant one cant get back to sleep
Do self help books work lads
oops i accidentally uninstalled 4chanx now i have to redo my settings...
Some very nice pics this evening
>tfw when i groped a qt twink today and he blushed
so qt
Well, it seems to me that the best pints - the ones that are only pulled once or twice a thread - are frequently the ones that are rooted in gimmicks. You know, one day you look at the pint and you see something more than you drank the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the pint who was just going to be necked is... suddenly the only pint you can ever imagine drinking.
>>52791302
No Tbh
>>52791162
>they probably would have been sand niggers if they actually existed.
Actually they probably wouldn't have, shitskin.
>>52791284
I've secretly loved a friend since we were 15. I ended up with her friend for 2 years but I never stopped wanting her.
:(
Now I'm going on a beer run.
>>52791307
>not backing them up
silly silly
>>52791302
for lots of people yes, what sort of books are you looking at
isn't it weird how there are bands from like the 60s that are still going today or have resurrected themselves recently? like why even try when your era of relevance is over no one is going to like your new shit?
>>52791311
s'alrite doesnt show her pathetically frail frame very well tho
haven't been on for a couple of days
who is the new tripnonce
>>52791364
Mainly ones that help instill discipline
Also that Carnegie one everyone loves
30 year old anon here. I am literally going to commit suicide on new year. Check news for Newcastle and there might be something.
Ego is a social institution with no physical reality. The ego is simply your symbol of yourself. Just as the word "water" is a noise that symbolizes a certain liquid without being it, so too the idea of ego symbolizes the role you play, who you are, but it is not the same as your living organism.
>>52791341
I guess they could have been shitalians or something. What would you say they are?
>>52791378
Such as
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really struggling to deal with my lack of social life since i left uni lads
before i went i was content to sit in my room all day, talking to nobody, doing nothing
now i can't stand not having people to talk to i get so frustrated and bored and restless
help
>>52791407
suicides don't get reported in the news unless you are famous or do it in a particularly gruesome or creative way
At this point there is absolutely no excuse for massacring our Islamic opposition. The jews got it way worse for fucking around with some money, let alone attempting to force their religious ideology on the civilians of their host country or flying jets into their buildings.
The "kill and burn" order is long overdue. Hopefully we'll get to watch it in our lifetime.
>>52791407
Don't do it family
Think of the memes you'll miss
>>52791447
>particularly gruesome or creative way
Planning on leaping in front of a train.
>>52791427
the eagles
the animals
jethro tull
electric light orchestra
there's a lot
>>52791455
*for not
>>52791393
>Mainly ones that help instill discipline
they all claim to do that
>Also that Carnegie one everyone loves
go for it, i really dislike self help books but some are popular for a reason
>>52791481
bit selfish lad
>THE JANITOR
>>52791486
Wew jt and elo doing the rounds again? Fuck me
>THE JANITOR
>>52791495
I really don't care anymore.
>THE JANITOR
>>52791529
Bloody hell that's a big fanny
>>52791546
Why has it come to this anon? At least tell us your story
>>52791486
oh yeah and the rolling stones too
like literally why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dScyXZ1A0wk
>THE JANITOR
poor janny's probably crying
>>52791547
>pubic hair
barf
>>52791546
ah here now lad come on
we all have bad days and rough patches
don't go and do something stupid
>>52791546
fuck you for getting in the way of some noble gents commutes. we'll enjoy 2016 without you
>THE JANITOR
>>52791597
Bit gay or noncish
Not sure which
>>52791591
Is that a crab on the left lip?
>>52791582
i guess when you're a creative type, you don't want to stop creating, and, most importantly, don't want to get a real job
throw the jew down the well
so my country can be free
>THE JANITOR
>>52791617
more like >>52791529 lad
>>52791656
good pussy
going to smoke a cheeky joint lads
fuck this country
>>52791676
Wish I had weed friends
for fucks sake lads someone's gone and hacked my email address AGAIN
i'm not even famous, nor do i have anything of value attached to that account. why can't those pakis just leave it out?
>>52791591
would sniff her arse
>>52791683
>the vaginal soul patch
noice
>>52791380
Sometimes it's good to challenge the imagination.
>vaginas
disgusting tbqh
y so nsfw?
>>52791600
>zero social life
>overweight
>both parents dead
>brother died
>shite job
>near constant depression
>unhealthy drinking habit
>looked down upon by pretty much all my peers
>no hope of life changing
AND IT MAKES ME FEEL MAKES ME FEEL
OH
JUST LIKE WE NEVER SAUD GOODBYE
WHEN YOU HELD MY HAND THAT WAY
JUST LIKE WE NEVER SAID GOODBYE
AND IT MAKES FEEL MAKES FEEL
i didn't girls were so gorgeous in plymouth...
CLOSE MY EYES
>>52791703
u ok hun
>tfw got drugged up on boxing day and went on a right wing rant around my druggie mates and now some of them think i'm a racist
i am a racist tbf but i don't want them to know that
>>52791734
Stop drinking and go for a jog then go sign up for the army or some shit.
Salve, Regina, mater misericordiae,
vita, dulcedo et spes nostra, salve.
Ad te clamamus, exules filii Hevae.
Ad te suspiramus gementes
et flentes in hac lacrimarum valle.
Eia ergo, advocata nostra, illos tuos
misericordes oculos ad nos converte.
Et Jesum, benedictum fructum ventris tui,
nobis post hoc exsilium ostende.
O clemens, o pia, o dulcis Virgo Maria.
Ora pro nobis, sancta Dei Genitrix.
Ut digni efficiamur promissionibus Christi.
SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING
>>52791757
are any of them non-white?
>>52791725
you shouldn't be on 4chan at work at the child porn factory, nonce
>>52791799
nah
>>52791757
>drugged up on boxing day
did they make your butt wet?
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>>52791763
oops, forgot something
>>52791808
sorry boss
>>52791757
>mfw I accuse people of playing the racist card just because I'm against uncontrolled immigration
>mfw i am actually an ultranationalist
>>52791757
did the same but on a left wing rant tbqh
i don't know why but ecstasy turns me into a russell brand hippie cunt
>>52791719
not sure whether i subscribe to that philosophy
anyway going to bed now miladdo
I KNOW
MY LIFES NOT GONNA CHANGE
AND I LIVE
THROUGH ALL THESE WASTED DAYS
FUCK SAAAAAAAKE
NEED A FUCKING POO BUT MY ROOMMATE TOOK A MASSIVE FUCKING SMELLY SHITE AND I CANT USE THE TOILET UNTIL THE SMELL HAS GONE
>>52791757
I remember watching the apprentice when I was on work experience and the guys who owned the shop were cracking jokes about the candidate who wore a turban, like he's going to bomb them now he's been fired and shit.
Was surreal having them both banter so carelessly racist, was like being on Brit when they talk about pakis
>>52791763
keep going lad
Some of those were p good
Hungry as fuck desu
Gonna go get some food innit
gonna wait awhile to text her back lads, want her to think i'm a proper normie with a bangin social life
why is it 10 to 3
>>52791886
a tale as old as time itself lad
why not just nip down to your nearest park and release the chocolate hostage in a public loo?
>>52791886
my gf does this all the time, thinking about breaking up with her for it tbqh
>/mu/ killed a famous musician
MEME MAGIC
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>>52791905
gib number, I'll call her and pretend to be your English butler, bitches love butlers
give me a (You)
gonna watch a film
>>52791869
if we both took ecstasy and argued i guarantee we'd have a very long discussion about stuff which would leave neither party satisfied and both of us cringing a little the day after
Quarter brick, half a brick, whole brick, ay nigga
Time to whip these zippers in the kitchen with the same nigga
All I know is selling weed and water, dope and yay nigga
Money on my mind, don't do the crime unless it pay nigga
New 650 Bimmer coupe, I'm fucking in a foreign car
Got diamonds in my rollie face I'm bout to cop a Audemar
Top down on a bitch when I ride by, I feel like fuck the law
Got diamonds in my rollie face I'm bout to cop an Audemar
My celly steady ringin', Freddie where your bales at?
Teacher told me go get a job, I said where the scale at?
Told my Cali plug wrap the package up, we can mail that
Teacher told me go get a job, I said where the scale at?
lateral raising 12kg lads
Feeling the pump :'3
>>52791837
nadiya is the one true queen of /brit/ tbqh
>>52791902
Fucking ledge
>>52791877
み2
Nite
>>52791940
867-5309, ask for Jennie
>>52791905
trust me lad if you start lying to her now it's never going to go anywhere
>>52791138
>high quality informative discussion edition
>4chan
lel
>>52791979
tune
>>52791984
it's not a lie per se, i'm just not answering her message right away, she didn't answer mine right away either fwiw
why is it 7 to 3
why the hell does ecstasy make you clench your jaw so fucking much? shit hurts afterwards desu
2:53 and I'm not even tired
>>52792009
still, if you continue down this path you're going to have to keep raising the stakes until eventually you've convinced her that you're a billionaire with a 10 inch willy
when she finds out you're not, your entire world will come crashing down around you and you will regret it for the rest of your life
>>52792038
time passes
>>52792038
gravity son
>tfw freshly made bed
glorious
>>52792042
Alri lad you win, I'll text her as soon as I get back from walking teh dog
>>52792044
2044 confirms passage of time
>>52791887
Remember when the Italian guy at my work was teaching some kids on experience and everyone was bantering him about how the kids are gonna go home to their parents and say "i couldn't understand him, he just kept saying I make-a da spaghetti over and over".
>>52792039
Hahaha gurning lad get some gum and vics sinexhaha pinging boys
>>52792059
>fresh sheets
>just had a shower
best feeling
>>52791837
>she's a millionaire now
>>52792094
Haha, do both of those things only happen once a fortnight lad?
>>52791974
what the divil does that mean
>that one song you wish you could listen to for the first time again
whats it called /brit/?
>>52792094
fuck off pedo
>>52792067
2044, huh? i'll be... 69 lol
I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
>>52792113
in the end
>>52792094
get that feeling everday in hospital
>>52792123
benis :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
>>52792039
Most strong stimulants do
Be careful you're not getting ripped on some straight crank, that'll be a lot worse
>>52792118
wait i recalculated and actually i'll be 49
that's not as funny
Night lads
>>52792123
a candle?
>>52792123
A candle
>>52792156
>>52792159
wrong
>>52792108
How often should one change one's sheets? 2 weeks sounds about right.
>>52792138
you're in hospital?
>>52792155
night
>>52792123
short haha
>>52792123
A pencil?
alri lads? hahaha
>>52792123
pencil
>>52792170
pencil
>>52792123
a crab
>>52792110
宿題だよ
>>52792183
Every week you dirty cunt
>>52792222
bugger me m8 u got 4 repeating didgits on the end of your post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGwZ7MNtBFU
>tfw no gwen gf
>>52792183
not atm I was in a few times in the past
>>52792200
wrong
>>52792215
wrong
>>52792222
wrong
>>52792231
Every week wtf? Changed mine once since October, was barely dirty
>>52792262
disgusting
>>52792262
Wasteman
>>52792254
>gwen stefani
holy shit is it fucking 1994 or what
>>52792231
seems a bit excessive..
>>52792254
oh.. hi
>>52792261
ur mum
why did Kylo Ren look algerian?
>>52792261
oh oh i know the answer
the answer is your ego, you egotistical twat
>>52792273
>>52792277
Once a week seems just as ridiculous to me
>>52792261
But a pencil isn't wrong. It might not be what you have in mind, but it's not wrong.
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
Eat the cake, bitch
Eat the damn cake
>>52792328
Bitumen
>>52792317
im trying to do it once a week desu
normally do it every 2
need a gf
>>52792328
fleas
>>52792224
cant be doing with this
>>52792328
helium
>>52792328
money?
>>52792339
>>52792388
>poor people have it
Lads what is the literal difference between IMAX and normal cinemas
I wasted all that money for nothing
VITAL strawpoll lads
http://strawpoll.me/6390740
>>52792328
HIV+ blood from a far left perspective
>>52792388
>poor people have money
(you)
>>52792328
foreskin
(the implication being that rich people are all jews, although i'm not sure if eating foreskin would kill you, i actually doubt it)
>>52792405
one is more expensive
>>52792405
>he thinks it was actual IMAX
hahahahahaha
haven't got a single (You) this whole thread.
Might have to neck myself hahaha
>>52792406
18 t︂b︂︂h
>>52792428
>IMAX elitists
fuck off
>>52792430
don't do it lad
>Octogenarians shooting one another in Essex
lel
>>52792328
Labour
I want to.let her go but I get with other girls but she's the only one I think about
>>52791237
HIS SARGON
>>52792328
nothing?????
>>52792470
what does that mean
If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?
>>52792470
waheeyyy
>>52792492
toaster
>>52792445
cheers x
>>52792492
benis
>>52792406
>Overlapping ranges
One job lad...
>>52792470
that was quite an amusing do
>>52792492
an alcoholic
do we actually get answers to these riddles
>>52792447
who /duogenarian masterrace/ here
never shot anyone, at least not yet
>>52792492
a camel????????????
>>52792492
Fire
>>52792492
yank
>>52792492
a man in a room with a lot of yummy food but with wine full of poison
>>52792517
This
I must know
>>52792534
wrong
>>52792536
correct
>>52792492
any electrical appliance
Up in 6 hours
its my holiday
hate it
>>52792492
fire
>>52792517
His gimmick is probably making riddles he has no answer for
Working well for his (you) count 2bh
I would totally want to go out like this guy.
Gets me everytiem
>>52792428
>le aspect ratio is slightly different
Lad I went to the largest screen in the country
it was fucking shite
honestly never going to an imax again
>>52792550
Still think an alcoholic would have been a better answer tbqh
>>52792125
I unironically thought that was the greatest song of all time when I was 13
If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
Lads what's this shit on my ankle
>>52792583
>>52792580
whichever one of you is the girl, did you ever go by the name matryshoka on steam
>>52792603
yanks on /brit/
>>52792125
I HAD TO FALL
TO LOSE IT ALLLL
>>52792623
that's dirt
wash your ankles more haha
>>52792582
normies just like to look at big things because it makes them feel better about their small willies
they do a lot of things to make themselves feel better about their small willies, thats literally why half of civilisation exists
>>52792582
you ever been to one of those 4D ones? The seats move with the movie, sprays water and smells at you and stuff..
Proper shit
please respond to this message
>>52792623
leprosy
rip
>>52792628
Nope!
>>52792603
the answers to these riddles
>>52792623
alri midas
>>52792603
Someone with the smallest possible quantity of money
>>52792623
""""nice"""" roshe
>>52792646
bogan
>>52792656
"no"
>>52792603
a secret
http://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/5386/british-girls-raped-oxford
British Girls Raped by Muslim Gangs on "Industrial Scale"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peterborough_sex_abuse_case
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_sex_trafficking_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_sex_gang
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telford_sex_gang
and another 2015
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3312376/Schoolgirl-aged-13-14-repeatedly-raped-sexually-abused-passed-round-15-Asian-males.html
http://www.expressandstar.com/news/crime/2015/05/02/sex-abuse-gangs-in-black-country-significant-similarities-to-rotherham-scandal-say-police/
more 2015, 12/13 year olds
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/05/19/child-raped-by-60-men-in-asian-grooming-gang-only-11-ringleaders-in-court/
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/vulnerable-schoolgirl-raped-least-60-5717785
Girls lured into sex trade for the price of a McDonald's: Council faces legal action for not stopping Asian gang
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3225226/Six-members-Asian-child-sex-abuse-gang-jailed-total-82-years-grooming-white-girls-sex-exchange-milkshake-McDonald-s.html
now germany is being culturally enriched
http://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/6527/migrants-rape-germany
>>52792125
My housemate unironically played linkin park a fair bit at blaring volume after he split with his gf who also lives with us.
He's either 21 or 22
>>52792628
The lass is a cunt. Jus sayin'.
>>52792603
cash
>>52792623
got banned for posting a picture of my feet once desu
>>52792667
oh
>>52792678
Yeah they're like your mums box
Thrashed
>Australians in charge of regularly washing
>>52792703
"""""""""self-learned""""""""
When you are awake, I am gone. But when you are asleep, I am always there. What am I?
