May 10th. Thank God for the rain which has helped wash away the garbage and trash off the sidewalks. I'm workin' long hours now, six in the afternoon to six in the morning. Sometimes even eight in the morning, six days a week. Sometimes seven days a week. It's a long hustle but it keeps me real busy. I can take in three, three fifty a week. Sometimes even more when I do it off the meter. All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won't even take spooks. Don't make no difference to me edition
>de gay
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rF7RTbpHMrA
Lads
Watch out for Janny
>>52728827
currently holding in a poo
>>52728815
What's that pic about lad?
well good morning
Jun desu you mentalist.
anyone else get tired really quickly from sex
gfs dont exist
prove me wrong
>>52728878
cold out
annoy me and i'll kill you for that
>>52728877
Kev's life
Discuss
>>52728863
Shit it out, slap it between two slices of bread, bosh some maple syrup on it, and eat the fucking thing.
>>52728891
FONT
FUCKING DISGRACE
the Janny is a necessary evil
you wont let me own a ferret and now you wont let me them watch on tv
well im going out to buy a shagging ferret now
Men have greater intellect, creativity and emotional sensitivity then women. The only reason more women ae graduating college is because society favors women over men and thinks they still need a hand. So really, the only thing women have done that's worth mentioning is having children. Another thing worth saying is that women have been giving birth forever, yet it was a man that invented forceps that prevented an enormous number of deaths of birthing women. Personally, I'm tired of always seeing the men play the baffoon in TV these days. 47% of American adults today are single, a huge number of young men don't see the point of getting married these days.
>>52728910
fucking tragic life.
>>52728925
#Iamthe99percent
>soldiers
did the man shoot the gun?
>>52728925
>a soldier gets his arm blown off and carries on
>>52728925
firstly its an average wage
secondly it has to be kept low, not simply to save costs but to make sure people are joining for the right reasons
>>52728922
Can't contain it for much longer (because I have to go to work)
>>52728925
while i agree footballers are ridiculously overpaid, soldiers don't generate £millions in profit every match
>>52728918
yes
source: your post
kpop desu lads
>>52728925
>>52728931
I think the janny deserves an infinity percent pay rise
wait was Kev's brother fucking Kev's wife or his own wife?
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 05 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_02.17_[2015.11.03_23.13.39].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ipguOyv.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 05 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_02.17_[2015.11.03_23.13.39].jpg")
so why haven't you watched YuruYuri yet?
>>52728975
haha what level was the paki? mental
>>52728925
fucking commies smdh
NEW thread when?
>>52728931
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE POSTERS ARE EVIL
emily
>>52728995
want her to sit on my face after going without a shower for 5 days
>>52728996
0
>>52728982
Shut up, you stupid prick.
https://telegram.me/joinchat/CFnQZwOhFSDMZTfTOm61Tw
GOOD LUCK AND MANY (YOU)S WILL COME TO BUT ONLY IF YOU JOIN THIS FUN /INT/GROUP
>you will never get the flu and have a Russian QT look after you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GTDj73z9d4&list=PL3vCMBMAqQ_1gP6dPtJF46m6m8SkPuObq&index=8
not being funny but why even live lads?
business idea: Make military combat a spectator sport so Soldiers get the same wages as footballers
>>52728863
Bad for you lad, number 1 cause of pelvic pain problems later in life
>>52729011
i have desu la, season 3 was severely lacking tho
>>52728996
and just WHO will finance this it certainly wont be me
>>52729068
business idea: make soldiers partake in warfare
Cara
>>52729064
why does she look like a paki with hepatitis
>>52729074
>season
fuck off yank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH3EoayoQcs
my GFs desu lads
business idea: open a store
>>52728984
But they could if properly televised, marketed and distributed. Helmet cams pay per view, pick and choose artillery target acquisition - its your vote!, guaranteed airtime for enemies who shout corporate slogans when attacking. I think it has legs.
staring at the keyboard wondering what good bitwise operators would be
might just go with words haha
At the doctor the other day.
business idea: reply to me, receive guaranteed (You) dividends to 100% of initial investment
>>52729127
Go on...
@52729175
'ri
@52729175
I don't trust the Irish
>>52729175
waheyyyy
>>52729068
Business idea: ID-tag soldiers and only let them use ID-tagged weapons and gear, and inject them with nanomachines to enhance and regulate their actions
>>52729175
I'll invest
Never realised how hard working with kids was desu lads
>work in library
>get put in junior library for whole day
>literally hell trying to keep these tyrants entertained(or atleast stop them from wrecking shit)
>>52729175
>'ow about this you jomped up little paddy twat - I don like your attitude, I don li yer poosts, yer not British - I'm oot.
>>52729242
nonse
business idea: Have state run interracial breeding programmes to erode whiteness
>>52729190
diagnosis depression.
doing a wank to teenage korean pop idols
how do i get a cougar gf lads?
on tablets for it now
>>52729118
good luck being a small business owner in the 21st century goy
>>52729120
the average soldier is in live fire combat what? probably once every 2 weeks or so?
>>52729279
t. civilian
>>52729279
>probably once every 2 weeks or so?
i hope this is just gimmicking at play
>>52729175
What about futures, any Val(You) in this market?
>>52729242
You have no idea
My job as a sailing instructor meant that I had to prevent dozens of kids from potentially drowning or otherwise killing themselves using the various dangerous items scattered around the lot
Lads, I always forget to clean my ears when I shower. Got any ideas on how I can remind myself??
>he actually got banned
>>52729301
>>52729331
i'm a civ through and through lads, tell me about what you guys do
>>52729279
i spent 4 years in afghanistan and probably got shot at like twice
>>52729195
>>52729206
have a script that converts "@" to (You)s
why dont you trust irish people? im actually israeli btw
enjoy your postly dividend btw lads :)
>>52729210
>>52729234
sound investment
>>52729247
take you for investing :)
>>5272924
jimmy saville
>>52729272
pete doherty
>>52729060
PEOPLE IN CHAT ATM
>>52729279
Not if advertising is strong, they can fight as soon as they get enough advertising revenue to cover the fight. Carefully planned, revenue could be given to enemies to ensure they turn up on time, act dramatically, use lots of tracers etc.
>>52729266
shit
>>52729349
rescued any cuties?
>2 hours since she last replied to your text
LADS
>>52729343
tons my dear
>>52729395
im not in the forces, but surely its fucking obvious
what ground war are you seeing in the news every day
>>52728996
infinity times zero=0
haha
>>52729430
Delete yourself, I was in charge of kids aged around 5-10
Was more chuffed that we got to hang around the pool with the qt lifeguards, and there were a few qt girls instructing as well
>>52729037
you better not be caralad you cheating whore
>>52729406
Your business idea has been the only one to make me laugh for a while now
Cheers, Irishlad
just made a groundbreaking discovery lads; the cure for depression
just be happy instead
>choose collect in store
>still have to pay £5 delivery charge
Why must I be jewed at every turn?
>>52729378
Who did?
>>52729463
lmaoooooo
>>52729489
thanks I feel better now
>>52729471
10 year olds huh
business idea: come up with a business idea
need more out of life lads - preferably a gf
>>52729494
I think you're forgetting the 6 gorillion my friend
who MRLP here?
Want this lads
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day (Liberal).
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime (Conservative).
Promise a man someone else's fish and he'll vote Labour.
>>52729522
Paedo cunt.
>>52729536
very impressive
>>52729570
Who is that and why is she bruised?
business idea: buy something then sell it to someone else for a little bit more than you paid for it
then do this with lots of things and sell them to lots of people
>>52729536
Business idea: implement the business idea and be the CEO
Business idea: Get this bf
>>52729483
thank you
>Hypersensitivity to rejection/criticism
>Self-imposed social isolation
>Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships[7]
>Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus
>Feelings of inadequacy
>Severe low self-esteem
>Self-loathing
>Mistrust of others
>Emotional distancing related to intimacy
>Highly self-conscious
>Self-critical about their problems relating to others
>Problems in occupational functioning
>Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful
>Feeling inferior to others
>In some extreme cases, agoraphobia
>Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts[8][9]
>>52729577
Business idea: Use self service tills at asda and get free money from cashback
>>52729600
Posting pictures of girls who were "beaten" by their boyfriends is /pol/'s hottest new meme. It's going to surpass cuckolding in 2016
>>52729659
excellent post
>>52729619
>>52729495
are kid kyary# aka currylad
>>52729645
just be yourself bro
>>52729659
I don't understand
>>52729522
fuck off paki
>>52729645
21st century schizoid man
business idea: buy a photocopier, photocopy loads of blank pages and start a paper business
>>52729697
Why though?
>>52729701
https://desustorage.org/int/thread/52710831/#52714647
Business Idea: Move to America
>>52729645
honestly me
Business idea: Stream yourself masturbating every time you die playing vidya
gonna buy a fourchan pass haha
>>52729717
i said asl, to which he said 12/f/london
>>52729727
fuck off yank
>>52729746
good lad x
Aikatsu lads
>>52729749
Silly billy
Business idea: offer to operate machines in return for money
KALI
A
L
I
I genuinely fucking hate IDS, he's the only person on this earth I would refuse to enter into a room with out of fear for punching him
>Took 6 months off his taxpayer job because his wife got a treatable form of cancer (fair enough, cancer is scary, but six months?) and took full pay, not doing any work
>Sanctions terminally ill cancer patients if they don't work in demeaning jobs so they starve to death before the cancer gets them
>Has 'sanction' targets for workers in the job centre so people get bonuses for taking money off of those that need it most
>Made the job centre like a prison and if you object to working for less than a pound an hour you get your benefits cut
>If you refuse to comply they will make you sign on in a separate room to discourage dissent
It's like a fucking dystopian nightmare.
There was no greater feel than them ringing me up to say I'd not attended my into work programme and that they wanted me there now and give me a ten minute lecture saying I'd never get money again this year before saying 'I have a job you cretin'
FUCK IDS
>>52729726
what a spastic
>>52729759
>>52729791
Sorry lads infatuated with Americutes at this moment in time (atmit)
>>52729801
A rope, anime fag.
the gf gilded 10 off my reddit posts as my main christmas present
>>52729856
more here https://desustorage.org/int/thread/52714778/#52715204
>>52729875
of*
At what point does having sex with a man become gay?
>in before hurrrr it's always gay
Obviously not, you could be raped or doing it for career advancement for example.
Asking for a friend.
>>52729875
got 1600+ in the last day
what a time to be alive (:
>>52729849
2 million new jobs, record number of people in work, record number of apprenticeships
He is doing an excellent job
only the real scrounging scum dislike him
Business idea: enslave black people and put them to work plantation fields ...
>>52729934
if you are willingly having sex with another man then you are gay
t. bender
Am I going to die?
>>52729934
it's always gay
if dubs you're all pakis
>>52729931
3>1>2
>>52729934
Expert in this field of business here.
After you touch his willy out of curiosity than success.
>>52729991
Don't grip your dick so hard lad
>noisy teenage normies squeaking in the street below
>pull down window blinds and stare down at them like an ancient NEET god
>they look up and walk away
>>52729955
>Scroungers
>Takes 6 months off his taxpayer funded job for the illness of his wife that was easily treatable
Also, it's great saying you have 2 million new jobs when they're all fucking zero hours shite
>>52729899
>And I told my mates I got £100 from Asda
business idea: give me a qt gf
>>52729978
is it gay if i would let a man suck my willy but absolutely nothing else and i close my eyes
>>52730046
yawn. most new jobs have been full time work and like 2% of the work force is on zero hours contracts
>>52730067
You're fired
Think I have too high standards lads, dating scene ain't going well lately :x
>>52730074
No actually lad.
Do I have hope with a popular French girl who gets 70+ likes on her profile picture. LMAO
>>52730074
a little bit yeah
>>52730057
kek
>>52730033
>"so omg stacy I was with becky, and chad and this ugly creepy weird fat perv was staring at us so we got out of there and called the police"
![article-0-1923342400000578-286_634x454[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aNtdvOs.jpg "article-0-1923342400000578-286_634x454[3].jpg")
>>52730067
It's frankly an impossible task; I'm out
>Trying to get some sleep after a hard day of working a PROPER JOB
>noisy retarded students walk past my house and wake me up
when will these future dole dossers learn, can't wait to be dicks when i see them behind the counter at starbucks
what was that pornstar someone was saying looks like taylor swift earlier
feel like whacking one out
>>52730100
>fired
fuck off yank
>>52730094
>When the cancer was diagnosed in 2009, Duncan Smith was constantly at her side. For six months, virtually the only time he left the house was to drive his wife to hospital.
Now they're fucking not you lying cunt, I signed off the dole because they were forcing me to work in their office for free and they classed me as in work until I phoned them and told them to class me as unemployed
it's bullshit
>>52729955
>2 million new jobs, record number of people in work, record number of apprenticeships
literally none of that is his achievement
>>52730119
>>52730172
>>52730182
>>52730142
>whacking
fuck off yank
>>52730171
who's is it then? Gideons?
>>52730168
>There are 30.9 million of us in work, the most ever. That’s an employment ratio of 73.3 per cent, the highest in history. Employment is up by 1.7 million since Cameron took power and 1.5 million of these jobs are full-time. The number on Jobseekers Allowance fell by 30 per cent last year alone and the youth claimant count stands at its lowest since the 1970s.
get fucked scrounger
having a NS (nice sleep)
>>52730300
Yes, giving shitty 8k apprentices to businesses and cutting their taxes for doing so whilst bringing claimants down by forcing them out the door iis winning.
I love how you call me a scrounger but don't see the irony
is it me or are girls getting much taller nowadays? (not even including high heels)
>>52730386
I think it's Polish women m8. My neighbour is 6'4
>>52728863
Be careful my friend, it's the reason why I've had repeating anal fissures last 4 months due to holding too long and having one massive shit tear a wound.
feel like going for a walk but can't be arsed to put my shoes on
Just did a poo and my arsehole feels like it's been torn to shreds lads.
brendan fraser
this gave me goosebumps galore for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiLc7GvmS_A&feature=youtu.be
seen my sister in town today with a load of white girls without her hijab on and wearing loads of make up
should i tell my dad?
>>52730359
achieving record employment, record job creation, number of people on JSA down by 30%, youth claimant count at its lowest since the 1970s is winning
>there are people in THIS very thread that don't shower daily
>>52730442
had a seamless christmas poo earlier and can feel another in the chamber desu. hoping this one will be just as nice
>>52729978
>if you are willingly having sex with another man then you are gay
so if you were stranded on a desert island and a ship manned by a bender passes that will only rescue you if you have sex with him suddenly that makes you gay?
>>52730442
nothing out of the ordinary then
>>52730458
>Artificially lowering rates by allowing 0 hour contracts is winning
>>52730456
did he something politically incorrect?
love it when he does that
>>52730442
once did a poo so large and so dry i literally, and i mean literally, had to shove my hand up my hole to claw it out and scrape bits of it off
>neo-top gear apologists
is there anybody worse?
>>52730490
> Employment is up by 1.7 million since Cameron took power and 1.5 million of these jobs are full-time
you're just shitposting aren't you?
>dvdscr.xvid
>>52730530
>literally shitting potatoes
Cant make this up
>>52730414
Damn, I feel sorry for her. 6'4" women must have it bad finding someone to date
I knew a 6'1" girl who got bullied mercilessly at school for her height
>>52730416
>>52730442
Ur in for a wild ride m8
>>52730458
I don't think you understand how these things work mate, you're clearly some fucking mummy's boy who takes the statistics at face value.
Claimants are down ebcause they started kicking people off for absolutely everything from refusing to work for having cancer to 'not applying to sufficiently broad jobs' for professionals
https://dwpvendetta.wordpress.com/ (Guy who is a PR professional wtih 20 years experience who got bennies cut for not applying for enough Asda jobs who instantly rejected him for having a degree)
The large part of that employment is covered by apprenticeships which pay about 8k and give some kanagroo qualification and are covered by the company pying it getting a tax break
How fucking dense can you be mate?
>>52730549
i know, i can't believe we're still living in an age where we can't pirate films properly until after they're out of the cinemas
>>52730572
> Employment is up by 1.7 million since Cameron took power and 1.5 million of these jobs are full-time
stop
shit
posting
I will be alone forever
>>52730572
tory boot licker.
>tfw i kind of want to experiment with my sexuality
>tfw i kind of don't want to be known as "that gay guy"
southern pakis out
>>52730597
You're just spamming that line again, a true fucking babby
Enjoy your sheltered life mate, hope you never fall on hard times
>>52730615
Midlands here representing
>>52730611
Experiment in secret?
>tfw paki
>tfw my passport says I'm british
I'm British and there's nothing you can do about it.
Deal with it.
>>52730558
She's completely fucking insane I don't think anyone would bully her 2bh. Also she's in her 30s and married to a guy who's about 6'.
>>52730611
>experiment with my sexuality
this is just something bi people say when they don't want to admit they're bi
>>52730615
>one day i was welsh
>the next i'm in the midlands
alri haha we /brummie/ now
>>52730619
you're the one trying to deny objective statistical facts with some fucktards blog kek
no wonder Labour and the scroungers are getting gubbed by the tories
>Listen, we want to adapt The Hunchback of Norte Dame but we already blew most of the budget on the sets so we need to save money on costumes and makeup
>>52730661
yeah probably
>>52730651
how do i do that
>>52730668
You're literally just spamming statistics mate and think having 'employment' up is graet because there's a load of people now getting paid 8k to do fuck all whilst more and morle people struggle with the cost of living crisis.
Scum
>>52730638
>>52730657
>>52730665
good lads
>>52730615
alri nemo
>I'm a student at X university and when i graduate I will earn more than you
>>52730703
LIKE FIRE
>>52730726
wages are rising faster than ever and inflation is at 0.1%
go back to r/unitedkingdom please
>>52730754
>i operate machines for £12,000/year
friends finally left
*rubs hands together*
HAHA
time to fap!
>>52730738
all me
>>52730806
None of these are you
t. sysadmin
>>52730796
>friends finally left
FONT
>*rubs hands together*
>HAHA
gas yourself
>time to fap!
FOY
>>52730598
liverpool
>>52730825
Yes hello
>>52730796
>>52730822
>the sysadmin
>>52730784
t. deluded student
>>52730842
*kisses you*
>>52730851
good picture
>>52730873
t. machine operator
anyone watching dragons den?
are there more trannies these days or are they just louder than before?
>>52730879
I never hire students because they just ooze arrogance and feel as though they're superior to everyone else.
Wipes the smile off their faces when I employ a more experienced person who actually knows how the world works instead of an arrogant and entitled student with a degree but no clue LOL.
ok lads so we managed to cuck the entire world into speaking english, we cucked /int/ and 4chan into saying "Tbh" (fuck you mook) and "lads"
but how did the finns cuck us into saying "t."?
>>52730905
you're just more exposed to them
>>52730896
did u post ur bum or nah
>>52730896
Shut it, fat slag
>>52730930
"t." is an English thing.
>>52730615
>anything south of Loch Lomond
>North
Longing for a friend that I can spend each day with.
