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Dear Father and Mother: July is the month I remember which brings not only your wedding anniversary but also Father's Day and Mother's birthday. I'm sorry I can't remember the exact dates, but I hope this card will take care of them all. I'm sorry again I cannot send you my address like I promised to last year. But the sensitive nature of my work for the government demands utmost secrecy. I know you will understand. I am healthy and well and making lots of money. I have been going with a girl for several months and I know you would be proud if you could see her. Her name is Betsy but I can tell you no more than that...I hope this card finds you all well as it does me. I hope no one has died. Don't worry about me. One day, they'll be a knock on the door and it'll be me. Love, Travis edition
cara
>>52732091
me on the left
>>52732142
TWINK PORN
slags senpai
>>52732035
No, I live at home in the north but can get my dream job in London for the same salary I'd earn now, but I'd have to pay full rent for London which would mean instead of saving I wouldn't have anything
>>52732048
>>52732087
Wat
>>52732166
manlet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ38jTQcO1k
this is the best peep show scene.
>>52732167
Recommend something, the guy getting fucked has to be enjoying it though. No flaccid dicks.
>>52732176
absolutely dick-shrinkingly-disgusting
moving to holland lads
kyara
Which one lads?
>>52732128
doubt it
>>52732226
fuck off we're full
Wish I was born Australian
>>52732163
I can't take modern Korean male leads seriously.
At least the guys in Oldboy seemed manly. Not like this fucking flower boy.
>We need to start to think about sex for this close new year. Don't we?
What does she mean?
COOOOWOORORWWWRRRR
*SPRINTS TO BATHROOM*
*LOCKS DOOR*
*RIPS TROUSERS OFF*
*PLOPS ARSE ON SEAT*
*UNLOADS SHIT*
ahhh....
>>52732215
want her to put that finger up me bum :3
>>52732197
>It's not the voicemail scene
>>52732246
the black one
I have never had a girlfriend.
>>52732185
What's the dream job?
Splöts prlrlllssshhhh
prööt prällällää anus ribale
aserehe ketsup
bark brölölö
baïl baïbls
blurtsblörts
happy blurtsblörts/blurtsblörts :D
blörs
blges kindc
bob fergusson
Cänterbury
fistro pecadorrl
gimi fuu gimi faa gimi zapazapazaa
homo sprölölö
kechäp püddddddd
kiissu kiusä
kossu kiusä
klarto kadunfis
kulli kyrvällä
lir prls
lirs pärs
lärs sprälää
lärabars
läts sprölää
lör lers
lör ps
lörsel lurts
löts lololö (file name löts.mp3)
naamloos (a different version of löts, also known as löts lololö, with the correct Finnish pronunciation)
Mahaner Kuliuliuliuliuuu
morsimarsi_2
mörsi dem (from Skrillex feat. Damian Marley - Make It Bun Dem)
niger wrocker
ojoak uj
rëpëël prölöölöë
rätä lädri
pas spåts
penis ketchup
plers plör
plärd pölps
prii pryy
prlsh prööx (2 versions)
prtüshsh lrëlerl
PRÜT PRÄÄTPAAL
purplë pürrüluüt
pöndö pürs
pöndö pyrs
plurda ploro
pörrsst spiststup
pört plöla
röttöröttö taktaktak
s
savelo squater
Sheffield Wednesday
skömbeti spörg
smöörs snäärps
spade spatula
spatsler (file name spatslrp.mp3)
sperms blasters
splats plölölö
splut sprellas
splöss sprlärlsässssss (file name splöss.mp3)
splötsedelik
sport parallel
spolle sputnik
sp ps
spirl spöts
spärspä bräölölä
spröls pörlörllörl
spröt kölililili
sprööt sprolela
spïts spraghkl
spörs sëpelë
spörs sörselö
skömbeti spörg
spröls spölrölö
spörts spera
spöört plär
spööt spizz
suar
suihku kutsuis
söbels sälälo
söböra
sös läl
u
tissi töräys
tröööt prsjäsässhhhh
tupu duku
vebn vutilöä
weaaboo
zlyxü sspûlllet
šploťovää pŕŕlť
über cobbler
order 66
An apology to all those who voted Red on my poll yesterday, they didn't have any red 2TBs in stock and I got a blue one instead.
>>52732286
Why not
>>52732265
The movie is literally about her taking him in to his house when he's broke and making him her pet (boy toy), she eventually grows feelings for him and it turns to a relationship la
>>52732271
HARAM
>americans
>>52732246
sporty or babby
>Lonely virgins browsing /brit/ on a sunday night that don't have a chance in absolute hell to ever lose their virginity other than prostitutes would turn down a masculine godly 10/10 handsome man because they're "straight"
Fucking laughing my head off atm ( at this moment ) lads
>>52732219
I don't know desu. Just go on /r/twinks? Post if you find something good
My waifu
>>52732324
>a yank tries to comprehend banter.webm
>>52732330
Don't steal my gimmick thank you very much.
>>52732330
>aguero
still a manlet tho
>>52732349
Mugi a top tier choice, how would you show her the plebeian life she demands?
>>52732308
tfw no kqt will ever make you her pet plaything :(
>>52732301
idk
>>52732434
Irish girls are the best.
marina
>>52732330
i want to bury myself in his armpit and live there forever
>>52732330
>virgin
I shagged kent qt desu
>>52732442
are they though
>>52732292
Machine operations assistant (or working in website design). There's a huge company ther eI want to work for
>>52732412
Show her my council estate flat
drum and bass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE6wt300Vfw
>>52732478
Absolutely
>>52732308
Yeah I saw some of it but it wasn't as saucy or interesting as I hoped so I stopped it
>>52732486
Good post, Blackout is one of my favourite labels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq3EZYyAMQ8
>>52732521
Dat cumstain on mina's skirt
>>52732519
Remember you didn't skip through it just for the lewd scenes when people ask :^)
>>52732478
R O I S I N
JET
Really don't see the fuss about these Korean dramas, idols or films. Everything seems so fake.
>>52732563
w h o
>>52732167
p-pls traps!!
>>52732292
Dunno how often you post here but I'm sure there's like three or four lads in the north all working shit jbos to save for London
There's this website cunt, some guy autistic about politics (and his mate he always asks for, although unsure if he is the same) and a few others
Can't tell if it's a meme
>>52732269
brilliant post
>>52732563
phwoar
>>52732602
Roisin Hogan wew
Better think about it TWICE
>>52732602
She was on The Apprentice IIRC
>>52732638
>bulls
cuck
Jun and Azusa (and also Ui i guess) !!!
are they not just the cutest?
>>52732638
dunno how you can find gooks attractive desu
they have really flat faces and always look so fake
*sniff*
*sniff*
i think someone wants attention
don't think i'm going to give them any though
they should know better than to keep shoving their silly obsessions in our face
oh well, hopefully they'll grow up
>>52732638
>>52732681
>2 3
>B C
>BLACK COCK
want a shemale to creampie my bp 2bh lads
>>52732713
based gay
BANG-ch BANG ch
BANG-ch BANG ch
BANG-ch BANG ch
BANG-ch BANG ch (baa bow)
BANG-ch BANG ch
BANG-ch BANG ch
BANG-ch BANG ch
BANG-ch BANG ch (ALRIGHT)
>>52732750
/pol/ is always right
OOOOONE HUUUUUUUUUUNDRED AND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIGHTY
haha are they still trying to get attention?
cute, but it's a bit pathetic.
>>52732780
>gay
no
if you're going to lust after plastic sloots at least do it over fit ones
https://www.instagram.com/anastasiya_kvitko/
Is there any point in vaping
>>52732864
Not dying of cancer
>>52732825
MI-ICHAEL VAN GERWEN
>>52732892
*as quickly
Star Wars was quite good lads
IMAX was very disappointing
>>52732858
based chubby chasing gay
>>52732875
lmao
>>52732864
Maybe
>>52732858
>no
post bp.
>>52732921
>calls that chubby
>calls me gay
lad...
>>52732909
>Nicotine
>Causes cancer
>>52732685
Ui is perfection, but so is Azusa.
>>52732875
>being in a group chat
FONT
>>52732974
how is it not chubby
bitch is huge
choking on chips
>>52733023
stop that
>>52733009
flat stomach and a thin waist mate
chubby necessitates a bit of a belly.
3D cinema films are literal fucking trash
>>52733035
okay
>>52733040
are you black?
BORN
INTO A PACK
important pool
http://strawpoll.me/6378171
http://strawpoll.me/6378171
http://strawpoll.me/6378171
doing a browse on the internet
>>52733092
LOCKED UP IN CHAINS
I have a question about the english language
I read this in the Economist.
Why isnt it "two-children"?
>>52733009
...lad
>>52733112
find anything good?
>>52733127
because its wrong, don't know how to describe it
Sorry mate I fucked the lyrics up already, that wasn't supposed to come until later
>>52733121
I GET FED
>>52733112
Did the man type the keyboard?
>>52733127
desu I have no idea. English has no logic
Why don't I have a girlfriend lads?
AAAAAAAAAAJ ;)
>>52733167
which one is wrong?
>>52733127
I guess it just sounds better
>>52732979
zinc exposure
>>52733210
saying 'two-children policy' is wrong
>>52733182
BUT THE HUNGER STILL REMAINS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvF8h4AIXTc
craig david
>>52733097
Can shemales cum?
>>52733201
CHI
>>52733251
yeah
have you ever watched porn you idiot?
Playing Kerbal Space Program lads.
>>52733305
I have this but I'm a bit of a mong :x
>>52733097
fucking neither
>>52733329
fag
test
baka desu senpai
Watching the Simpsons where Homer's a truck driver lads
what was the first album you bought /brit/? i want an insight into our collective musical awakenings
يَا أَيُّهَا النَّاسُ اتَّقُوا رَبَّكُمُ الَّذِي خَلَقَكُمْ مِنْ نَفْسٍ وَاحِدَةٍ وَخَلَقَ مِنْهَا زَوْجَهَا وَبَثَّ مِنْهُمَا رِجَالًا كَثِيرًا وَنِسَاءً ۚ وَاتَّقُوا اللَّهَ الَّذِي تَسَاءَلُونَ بِهِ وَالْأَرْحَامَ ۚ إِنَّ اللَّهَ كَانَ عَلَيْكُمْ رَقِيبًا
وَآتُوا الْيَتَامَىٰ أَمْوَالَهُمْ ۖ وَلَا تَتَبَدَّلُوا الْخَبِيثَ بِالطَّيِّبِ ۖ وَلَا تَأْكُلُوا أَمْوَالَهُمْ إِلَىٰ أَمْوَالِكُمْ ۚ إِنَّهُ كَانَ حُوبًا كَبِيرًا
وَإِنْ خِفْتُمْ أَلَّا تُقْسِطُوا فِي الْيَتَامَىٰ فَانْكِحُوا مَا طَابَ لَكُمْ مِنَ النِّسَاءِ مَثْنَىٰ وَثُلَاثَ وَرُبَاعَ ۖ فَإِنْ خِفْتُمْ أَلَّا تَعْدِلُوا فَوَاحِدَةً أَوْ مَا مَلَكَتْ أَيْمَانُكُمْ ۚ ذَٰلِكَ أَدْنَىٰ أَلَّا تَعُولُوا
وَآتُوا النِّسَاءَ صَدُقَاتِهِنَّ نِحْلَةً ۚ فَإِنْ طِبْنَ لَكُمْ عَنْ شَيْءٍ مِنْهُ نَفْسًا فَكُلُوهُ هَنِيئًا مَرِيئًا
وَلَا تُؤْتُوا السُّفَهَاءَ أَمْوَالَكُمُ الَّتِي جَعَلَ اللَّهُ لَكُمْ قِيَامًا وَارْزُقُوهُمْ فِيهَا وَاكْسُوهُمْ وَقُولُوا لَهُمْ قَوْلًا مَعْرُوفًا
وَابْتَلُوا الْيَتَامَىٰ حَتَّىٰ إِذَا بَلَغُوا النِّكَاحَ فَإِنْ آنَسْتُمْ مِنْهُمْ رُشْدًا فَادْفَعُوا إِلَيْهِمْ أَمْوَالَهُمْ ۖ وَلَا تَأْكُلُوهَا إِسْرَافًا وَبِدَارًا أَنْ يَكْبَرُوا ۚ وَمَنْ كَانَ غَنِيًّا فَلْيَسْتَعْفِفْ ۖ وَمَنْ كَانَ فَقِيرًا فَلْيَأْكُلْ بِالْمَعْرُوفِ ۚ فَإِذَا دَفَعْتُمْ إِلَيْهِمْ أَمْوَالَهُمْ فَأَشْهِدُوا عَلَيْهِمْ ۚ وَكَفَىٰ بِاللَّهِ حَسِيبًا
لِلرِّجَالِ نَصِيبٌ مِمَّا تَرَكَ الْوَالِدَانِ وَالْأَقْرَبُونَ وَلِلنِّسَاءِ نَصِيبٌ مِمَّا تَرَكَ الْوَالِدَانِ وَالْأَقْرَبُونَ مِمَّا قَلَّ مِنْهُ أَوْ كَثُرَ ۚ نَصِيبًا مَفْرُوضًا
وَإِذَا حَضَرَ الْقِسْمَةَ أُولُو الْقُرْبَىٰ وَالْيَتَامَىٰ وَالْمَسَاكِينُ فَارْزُقُوهُمْ مِنْهُ وَقُولُوا لَهُمْ قَوْلًا مَعْرُوفًا
وَلْيَخْشَ الَّذِينَ لَوْ تَرَكُوا مِنْ خَلْفِهِمْ ذُرِّيَّةً ضِعَافًا خَافُوا عَلَيْهِمْ فَلْيَتَّقُوا اللَّهَ وَلْيَقُولُوا قَوْلًا سَدِيدًا
إِنَّ الَّذِينَ يَأْكُلُونَ أَمْوَالَ الْيَتَامَىٰ ظُلْمًا إِنَّمَا يَأْكُلُونَ فِي بُطُونِهِمْ نَارًا ۖ وَسَيَصْلَوْنَ سَعِيرًا
wanking over your sister
>>52733377
is that the one where he takes meth to stay awake?
>>52733377
10-4 gay buddy
chicanos
>>52733382
the Busted album lmao
>SHES SLIPPING THROUGH MY FINGERSSSSSSSSSS
>NOW SHESSSSSSSS GONEEEEEEE
>IM SLEEPING WITH THE LIGHTTTTT ONNNNNNNNNN
>>52733356
really? I don't see how you could not be black and like disgusting monster tits and huge arses.
>>52733377
Did the man eat the donut?
>>52733382
Either Busted's first album or Queen's Greatest Hits
can't remember which
>>52733385
Rasheed
Alerted the DoD, DoJ, Wermacht, Stasi, KGB, FSB, FBI, CIA, GCHQ, Mi5, Mi6, Scotland yard etc.
>>52733382
From Under the Cork Tree
Pretty sure I've never bought anything else, pirated it all.
>>52733323
have you managed to land on the moon yet lad?
Fucking Labourite begger cunt just knocked on my door asking for money to buy Gas. When I said I had no money she literally wanted me to go to the cash point.
Fuck off lazy cunt.
>>52733377
good episode
>>52733382
R Kelly's greatest hits lmao
>>52733434
low test beta male detected
who is this "lisicki" character i hear so much about
>>52733382
I have never bought an album because I'm not an autistic fucking mong with 4 Macbooks that wanks over vinyls and shite
>>52733476
>Gas
Literally what?
lads where does the chicken asking for proofs meme come from?
>>52733433
>>52733436
Bustedmind
>>52733458
No, I pretty much just watched scott manleys intro video and then landed in water and did some science and then retrieved my pod and left it at that
>>52733507
Let's talk about gf's and why we don't have them
>>52733476
>gas
should have told that yank to fuck off
>>52733382
>>52733433
this 2bh
>>52733512
You know heating gas
>>52733494
women should be feminine, not look like sumo wrestlers
>I have never bought an album because I'm not an autistic fucking mong with 4 Macbooks that wanks over vinyls and shite
>>52733527
gfs what are they like haha
dont have one myself
>>52733526
oh right, i havent played the newer versions with career mode
i used to fuck around in older versions and even managed to land a pod on duna (although without any means of getting back)
>>52733382
Dark Passion Play by Nightwish
Dark times
Lindt lindor
just did a sex solo
>>52733574
Yeah me neither, the question is why?
>>52733593
god tier. might hav som meself
might become a pagan lads
>>52733557
>wide hips and narrow waist
>not feminine
>>52733382
Wu-tang 36 chambers.
Who /Busted/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXwUGMXcuHk&ab_channel=BustedVEVO
AIR HOSTESS
I LIKE THE WAY YOU DRESS
>>52733618
cross
4 more days of work lads then im free x
>>52733575
I'll try it again someday
>>52733527
they're unattainable unless you're a 7 foot tall shredded 10/10 billionaire abercrombie model with a 13 inch willy
@52733510
>getting triggered by someone asking what the first album you bought was
>not an autistic mong
pick one
>>52733548
I thought you meant gas like how Yanks call petrol gas.
But I'm still a bit confused why you would pay for gas in cash
I'm a bit of a sheltered tosser desu
oneitis is always moaning about money. would literally pay a grand to fuck her but how do i possibly offer this without it sounding weird
>>52733527
I have a gf, but I want to get back with my ex, but she hates me, jdimsa
Got lots of beer and chocolate for Christmas lads. Also Asimov's Foundation trilogy.
What did you get?
>>52733647
keep worshipping your jew on a stick while the old gods return to britannia
>>52733516
Russian anons on /int/ asking for proofs on krautchan, Russians see chickens as an offensive thing and so the meme was born to counterattack russian shitposters asking for "proofs" that Russia had troops in Ukrain.
>>52733575
>He hasn't reached full KSP autism level yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp6yj2k0Fpc
>>52733688
nothing
>>52733398
Basically and the sleeping pills to counteract the amphetamines
>>52733516
forced ukrainian meme
>>52733657
wrong, you have to be a 6'9 200kg world's strongest man
>>52733680
for use with a prepayment gas meter. You go to the shops and you pay for a certain amount of gas and they put it on a card. Then put the card in your meter and get that much gas.
>>52733620
>thighs like tree trunks
>>52733382
Wheatus self-titled
>>52733751
>forced
Then how did it manage to spill over from a completely different website?
>>52733714
m8, i'm a veteran, i was playing KSP back when you couldn't even attach landing gear and the only person doing youtube videos of it was kurtjmac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu7HoGZaspo&ab_channel=BustedVEVO
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO
HE SAID IVE BEEN TO THE YEAR 3000
wag1 lads x
>>52733767
Ah right la. I haven't paid for it like that before
So this is the world we're living in now.
>Meet girl on tinder
>she seems sweet an innocent
>not my time
>Turns out shes a semen demon wants my cock
>tfw
>>52733794
most memes spread here from reddit
>>52733794
If you were on Krautchan at the time, the poster had made a ton of versions of the meme using multiple proxies to post it till it finally caught on
>>52733794
>not knowing what a forced meme is
>>52733760
Girls don't like those freaks. Swimmer is the credited build.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDCbqUqSa0g
can't stop watching little girl cartoons desu lads
>>52733778
how small are your thighs that hers look big? Start lifting familia
>>52733845
Proofs?
>>52733846
strawman
>>52733839
Proofs? quite the opposite.
>>52733819
Einstein is Jewish FFS
>>52733819
>shakespeare is an old white man
>>52733838
this is literally every single girl ever
well apart from the ones that make it obvious they're sluts
they're just even bigger sluts in private
>>52733838
I met a girl on tinder who seemed innocent, and then she stuck her finger up my bum
>you will never be good looking
>you will never actually have a gf
wish I wasn't an ugly mong
ugly people are literally 2nd rate humans
How do I ask a girl out lads? 19 y/o kissless virgin
such an incredible woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRKVf4I2no0
>>52733922
tfw good looking and no gf
>>52733942
just say alri would you like to go out for a drink sometime
then she says yes
you live happily ever after
>>52733922
we're the lowest of the low. lower than druggies. lower than refugees. lower than niggers.
>>52733887
im not fat, blackie
>>52733922
Was walking around my city today and the good looking couples were out in absolute force, literally wanted to die.
>>52733794
How's your first day on the internet going?
>>52733922
>be fat cunt
>lose weight
>feel handsome as fuck
>hairline starts receding
>sink into depression
>>52733819
shakespeare was black
Richard Dorkins argues with people on the internet hahahaha fuck sake with that fucking avatar as well what a laugh
hmm
how am i gonna pull on nye
where should i go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ez5BrV4E4w
what is this accent that this girl has It's so lovely
>>52733971
Cheers mate
>>52733894
if you think just because it came from another website then it couldn't be forced then you're thick, and considering you thought my response was a strawman you've pretty much proven that you're thick
If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of 100 battles
If you know yourself, but not the enemy, for every victory gained, you will also suffer a defeat
If you know neither the enemy, nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.
>>52733985
>Watched With Open Gates
>Some nigger refugee kisses a qt blonde German
>That nigger has literally kissed more girls than me
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>52733593
im all out
Dawkins is a huge narcissist honestly
>>52734000
>hahahaha fuck sake with that fucking avatar as well what a laugh
>>52733994
nhs give you free hair lad
>>52733819
there is literally no point in crossing out someone's name in a twitter screenshot, ever
my mama don't like you and she likes everyone
>>52734015
Do you happen to have any valid evidence to support your claims?
>>52733593
dont mind if i do!
Thinking about Jun desu.
>>52734010
London/Essex accent
>>52734049
me on the top
*sniff*
*sniff*
i think someone wants attention
don't think i'm going to give them any though
they should know better than to keep shoving their silly obsessions in our face
oh well, hopefully they'll grow up
>>52734010
slight estuary english
doing a pee
>>52733951
You are a literal fucking failure
You are literally living life on EASY MODE and you don't have a gf
You must be insanely fucking autistic
>>52734051
its like... he almost wants to be worshipped... as if he was some sort of god... O.o
>>52733819
Einstein wasn't white.
actually hurts to think about the fact that people have sex irl
>>52734081
She has a good butt
Post some regional slang
>>52734146
quite
>>52734142
stop putting it on a petal stool and your outlook will improve considerably
>>52734124
>considers time and money spent on other not wasted
No, you are fucking autistic lel
>>52734162
joskin
t. north wales
>>52734162
NICE ONE BRUVVA
>>52734142
this like surely you've put your willy in at least a couple of slags
>>52734162
cob
>>52733922
>decent looking
>still no gf at 23
Explain something to me lads.
Everyone types alri' because that's how people say it out loud.
But where in the fuck do you come from where people don't pronounce the d in lad? Is it some disgusting northerner thing? Who says "la"?
Que malo. Once again I must sugar my own churro - Mexican Milhouse
>>52734206
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>52734162
Youse a skuxx ow
alri lads.
AMA
>>52734162
towreet youth
>>52734192
>petal stool
Fuck off you illiterate cretin. It's pedestal, how does petal stool even make sense?
>>52734217
the welsh and geordies i think
>>52734198
>wales
disgusting
i think it's time to blow this scene
get everybody and the stuff together
ok, 1...2...3...4chan
>>52734162
jobby
>>52734244
fuck off trillionaire tory twat
>>52734217
>Everyone types alri' because that's how people say it out loud
was from some irish lad desu
>>52734244
fuck off yank
Is it unchristian to not help beggers lads
>>52734244
Why dollars?
>>52734162
Hev Yew Gotta Loight Boy?
>>52734129
>jews are not white
>>52734217
Scots and the Irish say it
>>52734244
fuck off yank gazillionaire
>>52734269
i approve of pictures of women like this
>>52734206
dont think you read my post properly
>>52734244
can i have one of your stacks? you have a lot so i'm sure you won't miss one and i need to buy some heroin
>>52732081
Based movie.
doing a listen
>>52734244
how many yanks did you suck off to get all those?
>>52734257
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
>>52734268
>English people don't use the word Jobby
bit sad that :(
sucked off kyary behind a pub in tralee
>This newfag asking all these questions
Just accept that this is how things are done and don't question them or their origins
You dim cunt
>>52734049
cute hands
I wanna feel like I feel when Im asleep.
>>52734244
>monopoly money
>>52734307
Mate by definition they aren't. They're fucking semitic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hkov3QcCpQ
>>52733922
>tfw ugly
>tfw turned down the advances of two girls
>One of whom is a solid 7/10 without makeup and I'd go as far as to say 9/10 thanks to her personality
Autism speaks.
>>52734309
>>52734258
Can someone provide a vocaroo example? I can't say it myself without sounding like I have some kind of speech impediment and/or am having a stroke.
>>52734320
yeah i realised after
piss off you little freak
>>52734337
You mean sucked off by right lad
post inner thighs
Doing a watching cricket
have to get a catscan today
incidentally, catscan442 is the password to most of my accounts
Guess I'm a Labour voter now :(
Anybody watched this?
Is it worth watching?
>>52734217
>>52734258
>>52734277
'la' is scouse you fucking idiots
>>52734440
don't @ me
>>52734380
Lah
>>52734419
>Edgelord: the quadrant
>>52734381
font
>>52734162
gurt gayhead
Should I take the sertraline the doctor prescribed? Will I turn into a zombie?
>>52734162
What are ya sayin', bud?
>>52734244
alri craven
>>52734334
thoroughly enjoyed this post
>>52734297
it's a global currency lad, like the main one
>>52734440
so is alri
alri la
>>52734414
hacking your 4chan
>>52734440
>scouse
>human
I canne ken hen
I canne ken a wee jobby
a wee jobby I canne ken
(Robert Burns)
Uni is doing a "gender bender" party for new years where lads dress as girls and girls as lads. Gonna be top bants.
Pic is me haha
hehe meme
>>52734380
lisicki said it out loud in a vocaroo once but because archive.moe is kill i can't find it
gonna have a bit of valium soon
>>52734433
you might like it, but I got bored after like 4/5 episodes
>>52734392
most are too lewd for the janny
>>52734162
y'alright cock
>>52734433
Fedora: The show.
DUDE FUCK SOCIETY LMAO
>>52734460
Only for a week. No you shouldn't take it, you should ask him to put you on mirtazapine as it has the highest success rate, doesnt make you feel like a zombie, don't get horrible withdrawals and has the least side-affects.
>>52734503
How has that avoided being "offensive"?
>>52734244
>le poorly drawn ms paint timestamp
>>52734524
there was a lot of porn all over /int/ last night and the janny did absolutely nothing
>>52734392
>post inner thighs
Post butt
>>52734433
dropped after they hacked a prison lmao
この消して
my crush saw me reading "the art of war" by sun tzu on the bus today, bet she thinks i'm a genius now lmao
>>52734470
Yea, but you'll have to take it to the bank to exchange it
>>52734487
it's not hacking if i gave you the password dumb dumb
literally type inner thighs into google?
>>52734524
>the janny
>>52734589
or a f*cking nerd
really feeling depressed about being a 27 year old virgin
>>52734579
That was later on. He's watching us right now
>>52734440
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LDJg2TQRx9
alright la x
>my crush saw me reading "the art of war" by sun tzu on the bus today, bet she thinks i'm a genius now lmao
post cute boys.
>>52734589
She probably thought "fucking weirdo" for one second then forgot about
that shit is not okayyyyyayyyyyyayyyy
so cozy and relaxed on benzene lads
>>52734628
yeah me too, can't stand going outside and seeing all the young couples in love. we're getting left behind la :(
>>52734628
>tfw 9 years younger than you and i'm not one
>tfw there are people even younger than me who are not one
just imagine, you're nearly finished primary school and babies are being born, and those babies will have sex before you.
>>52734681
Sean Diffley.
>>52734652
You start.
>>52734628
have you ever been kissed
If your gf wanted you to punch a guy and the guy told you to control your gf what would you do?
what's the closest you've been to doxed on 4chan?
me? there is a guy who I met on /pol/ who I share a local with and he knows my favourite meal there
Wouldnt dream of breaking the 4th wall though
How can I prove to someone that I'm not trolling or baiting them?
We've been chatting for the better part of an hour now and they're convinced I'm just trying to fuck with them.
>>52734717
28 and I've never even held a girl's hand
>>52734721
>If your gf
I can't even imagine this scenario
>>52734628
would you ever think of hiring an escort to get it over with?
>catching the bus
>>52734721
punch gf
>>52734721
wake up
Fuck sake every trap prozzie in my area is a literal minger
>>52734717
no
>>52734759
yes
>>52734721
probably storm off Jeremy Kyles stage and go for a wank
>>52734652
>>52734724
someone that knows me irl posts/posted on here, they identified me by one of my posts and replied saying hi <my name>
i know it's 1 of 3 people but i still don't know who exactly desu
>>52734707
wahey.
>>52734714
looks like you already have.
need a film to watch lads
>>52734621
Love the laughing Mitchell meme desu
>>52734771
just fuck a normal prostitute then you fucking degenerate
Why are Sundays so shit?
>>52734816
hateful eight
>>52734809
Monkey?
>>52734724
Hasn't happened yet but someday I'm going to post a text conversation with my oneitis and forget to edit her name out. Will probably top myself when it happens.
>>52734771
>hired a trap prozzie once
>said my dick was too big to fuck her
not sure if i should have been partially refunded desu
Missile away.
>>52734831
is there a good torrent out
lel
>>52734816
shit
I forgot to watch Sicario again
top ye
not enjoying my discover weekly desu
>>52734816
K-on movie
>>52734866
yeah the screener is out and the quality is decent enough
>>52734816
Goodnight Mommy, Austrian film which is very spoopy
what happened to the canadian with the qt lab partner?
>>52734884
T H I S
H
I
S
>>52734879
Mine's been pretty lame recently too
>>52734856
Russia did a nice missile video yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmzQZ2GrDjw
>whenever I don't have a gf I wish I had a gf
>whenever I have a gf I wish I didn't
I want to get off this ride
>>52734884
never again
>>52734885
alright ill give it look see
>>52734898
>mommy
fuck off yank
>>52734856
>Missile away.
Is that working properly? Looks like it's broke
>>52734816
The K-on film.
>>52734850
dont post a conversation with her then you fuckin normie cunt
>>52734951
literally me
>>52734927
Maisie is disgusting
She hasn't texted me since Friday lads, and even then it was only because I initiated the conversation
Maisie is fucking disgusting
>>52734967
please educate yourself
>>52734982
i'd fuck her vigorously but i'd be embarrassed if she was my gf
>job & gf
>don't want gf
>no job no gf
>happy with the status quo
>yes job no gf
>want gf
Think I need to go NEET again lads
>>52735008
Asking questions is form of education
>>52734951
It's always like this. When I was sitting on a bench with her I said to myself to enjoy the moment because it will eventually go. Now she's gone I want her back.
looking through 4chan banners and contemplating how much i fucking love this site
>>52735031
it's seeking lad, maybe not heat, but something
Who here is /12.7%/?
>>52735046
>>52734951
haha lads at least you've had gfs
ugly mongs like me don't
>>52735089
syrian civilians
>see post on fb about how couples that smoke weed together are 90% more likely to stay together
>mfw people actually believe this horse shit and use it as an excuse for their degenerate lifestyle
when did you last change your normiebook/twitter/social media profile picture?
mine was around 13 months ago.
>>52735101
She wasn't my gf, just someone passing by.
>>52735125
nearly a year ago
need a new one desu
>>52735125
5 years ago :^)
>>52735097
really enjoyed this gimmick zeitgeist
but yeah no i voted tory like everybody else
>>52734964
ah there you are
was convinced youd been banned
Never give a hoot about wack shit
>>52735125
n/a
>>52735141
Were you the Welcome Break's of bfs lad?
>>52735097
Nope, voted Tory so I had a whale of a time that night
>>52735097
me lol
>>52735122
>tfw no degenerate gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2EW8vns0TI
gf fucks me in the arse every night but she always makes me suck her dick to clean the poo off afterwards
>>52735169
>>52735206
>>52735230
Such a shame that people of our age are actually racist ugh
What's the latest meme?
looking at modern day aussies, it's hardly surprising that they're descended from the scum that we didn't want
>>52735277
Getting cashback from Asda and makng a profit
>>52735259
>""""g""""f
>>52735277
cashback lad or good 2 hours
>>52735277
filtering tripfags
>>52735299
Solid meme.
>>52735301
Its true though
>>52735311
>>52735299
it still gets me
>>52735301
>John Oliver won't be able to say "It's 2015" anymore in a couple days
What will he do?
Still laughing at that one mong who tried to say you put tobacco in a blunt
>>52735319
This
>>52735288
>>52735309
stop being problematic please
>>52735277
jobby in the lobby
>>52733127
They're not describing the policy. That's the name of it
>>52735277
>Influencing government but not being a lobbyist
>>52735348
has he actually said it once
i'm still convinced it's a /tv/ meme and nothing more
>>52735349
still laughing at degenerates desu
>>52735349
technically the wrapping is made of tobacco leaf
>>52735404
Still laughing at autistic people who haven't tried drugs because they have no friends
>>52735400
yes he has
Getting sloshed by myslef lads AMA
After watching Star Wars I feel like the Kylo Ren mask+voice is 10000x better than Darth Vaders
>>52735448
good lad
>>52735439
no bully
>>52735400
I've only seen this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjNvCBoSyfQ
>>52735442
where
>>52735407
Which is my point it's already got tobacco in it to make it burn better so why use more? I mean sprinkling tobacco in it
>>52735461
Sweeeeeeeeeeeet boy
>>52735439
I used to smoke that disgusting shite with my mates every weekend when I was 15-16
Grew out of it though, like any adult should.
>>52735460
Shame he ruined it by taking it off
>>52732246
90s Geri. All day every day.
>tfw she excercised her tits away
