New money edition
>>52726358
>people on benefits get more than nurses
disgusting
i love you big J
>>52726423
>republicans
should be hung, drawn and quartered
aurora
don't let your guard down when the janny's about lads
>>52726423
pls no
they can't be serious
>>52726423
>jock gets the poverty note
>handsome, muscular and elite England gets the £50 note
scotcucks on pooicide watch
Anybody else eat weird sandwiches?
My favourite is bread - butter - lots of jam - a couple of bourbons/penguins - more jam - butter - bread
It's actually really nice, discovered it when I was 9, been eating it ever since
taking a chance
quite literally since it's entirely possible the janny will delete this thread
>>52726480
>>52726524
its from some republican on reddit
REALLY need an Asian gf
>>52726524
2019 lad.
Get ready, leaked a few weeks ago
>>52726423
>great britain and northern ireland
rasheed
Can someone post a laughing janny pic for me to save? I don't have any on my phone
>>52726467
LIKE THIS POST IF YOU THINK ARE NHS SHOULD EARN AS MUCH AS FOOTBALLERS
>>52726531
>the janny
>>52726529
Whoa, putting chocolates in sandwiches is fucking radical. How did you even come up with that?
The most I've done is put crisps in my sandwiches.
>>52726527
Yuck!
>>52726549
99% are munters mate
2 x 2TB drives in RAID 1
or
4 x 1TB drives in RAID 10
Latter option will cost me an additional 50 ameribucks.
>>52726557
>Yorkshire
rasheed
gf just sent me this
>>52726568
Mercedes 'Full time mummy' Rodgers likes this
I fink dat I shud get as much for being a full time mummy to :) xx
>>52726559
Here, buddy
>>>/fit/35374064
good post
>>52726604
but I'm just an ordinary yorkshire lad
>White men are only attracted to Asians because they look/act like children.
>Asian women are only "attracted" to white men because they want a free pass into the west
10 pounds - Baratheon
20 pounds - Targaryen
50 pounds - Lannister
>>52726600
just get a Mac
>>52726549
>REALLY need an Asian gf
weeb
>>52726608
me on the left
Big Turk is a good chocolate
>>52726592
So I'll get a 1% gf
>>52726631
>t. ahmed
>>52726549
Gross.
>tfw no big turk bf
>>52726635
thank you for your insight
>>52726686
>wanting a paki gf
>>52726686
my gf
>>52726684
t. rorke mcangus
>>52726715
Wanting a yellow gf
Lucid dreams are my only escape from my boring life
Ok im visiting london then manchester in march
any other city i should see? i want one with a decent night life as i am slag hunting
>>52726686
Need a trap gf
mummy got me a windows tablet today
does widnows even hsve apps????
>>52726686
Kylo Ren haha
g
good)
>>52726762
same
>>52726747
not wanting a yellow gf
>>52726747
Ok rasheed, just make sure she takes the suicide vest off when she gets in to bed at night :^)
>mcangus
You lot are shit at stereotypical names. the "mc" prefix is Irish.
REMINDER
all asian girls have flat faces, they look like fucking frying pans
Rating porn fetishes now
Tell me your top 3 fetishes
>full time mummy
Also known as being unemployed
Am I white?
My skin is white, my eyes are literally gold, my hair is dark brown, I have been told by females and even males how fucking handsome I am, my last name originates in a random ass english village
But, but, but... but, I am Australian so I don't know if I'm white or not, this is a black country after all, most people think they are white when in reality all of them are blacks and different kind of browns, so maybe I am too.
>>52726762
Why? It's just a man in women's clothes.
>>52726763
It's windows
It has everything
>>52726761
Mashallah
how do I get a cougar gf lads
>>52726788
1. FEET
Don't have any others desu
>>52726785
Belfast's regional flag looks like a smouldering volcano in the middle of the ocean
>>52726788
shemale, tights, strapon
>>52726792
kel
>>52726756
Newcastle if you want to literally see people walking around with their tits and arses out who are willing to sleep with anybody.
Manchester make sure you go to Factory desu. Absolutely top tier night on the second floor
>>52726792
>complains to manager
>>52726788
british girls
girls that look like people i know
yorkshire girls
Why are cute tummies so alluring? Someone rationalise it.
GOAL GF
>>52726423
DID SOMEBODY SAY MONEY!?
>>52726763
on windows they are called applications
>>52726762
Gnn
>>52726849
Enjoyed this post
>>52726785
shut up you fat irish fuck
>>52726877
pay denbts
>>52726686
>tfw no ninja gf
why do people hate muslims so much, they aren't even that bad, my neighbours a muslim and he's the best guy ever, i'm white btw lads
>>52726799
criminals are non-white
aussies are criminal descendents
you are descended from non-whites and sre therefore nonwhite
i came into this world with nothing
i'm a leave up out this world with nothing
except my words and my balls and i swear on it all that i won't break down for nothing
>>52726849
>an inverted scotland flag
Women who have feminized and cuckolded their hubbies, but who also have turned over their young daughters (and in one case a son) to their Black lovers. Two daughters i heard of were presented in what the wife called a "Surrender Ceremony" with candle lights, soft music, a little wine, and the daughters dressed in very nice white lingerie and heels...looking VERY sexy as they lost their cherries to Black Men. The one son was already a little effeminate anyway, so the mom and the Bull just steered him into dressing and acting like a girl, first orally and then finally spreading his legs for the Bull....he cried and screamed a lot, the mom said, but nowadays he's right there with his sister servicing mom's lover.
>>52726877
pay denbts
>>52726859
you've peaked my interest in newcastle. ill have to look into it
will definitely go to the factory
>>52726908
this desu senpai lad
>>52726895
I'm british.
>>52726922
>a flying carpet
>>52726922
Indeed
>>52726788
stockings, feet, all things anal
The year is 2015. Man has peered into the darkest corners of the cosmos, and observed the universe on its smallest scale. You walk around with more computing power in your pocket than was available to all of NASA in the 1970s. You live twice as long as your ancestors ever could have dreamed of, you have food in abundance and the future is brighter than ever. Humanity has achieved more in the last century than it ever has in its entire history. People are happier, freer, crime is lower, you're safer, more secure, and the entire wealth of human knowledge is available to you at your finger tips. You live in the dawn of humanity, you were born after the long dark night and you will never know the suffering that every other generation did.
And you still think the words of dehydrated desert madmen in the middle east are literal truth, you unironically believe in God and think Homosexuality is a bad thing.
You're literally a walking insult to everything humanity has ever achieved
>>52726788
Bondage
especially two girls tied together in odd ways and/or also involving rough consensual sex
Body Horror/Conjoined twins
lesbian breast worship
>you will never have Willy wonka triple dazzle caramel again
Why live
>>52726949
Traps, stockings and anal.
>>52726788
1. Asian girls
2. Asian traps
3. Feet
Man washing the vegetables using sewer water Incredible India
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=341_1451217301
>>52726524
UK will be a eurozone country by then don't worry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSB5Vl0292g
>>52726864
>yorkshire girls
what's different about them la? the accent?
>>52726834
bit scared of overloading it trying to use it like a computer desu
>>52726957
HYEYEON
>>52726950
>Heroic materialism
naw
>>52726908
>one muslim is nice
>doesn't matter that thousands of them want shariah in the uk and they literally ruin every neighbourhood they move in to like a plague of fucking cockroaches
nice reasoning there MATE
>>52726946
t. paddy mcguiness
>>52726950
this
I have literally never even been friends with a girl
kill me lads.
>>52726950
i thought that was going to end with "and you still don't have a gf" or something along those lines
Wew, some girl in my class from last year unironically works for the telegraph now and has a blue tick on twitter
what the actual fuck, we graduated like six months ago
>>52726848
7/10
Could be bumped up to 8/10 if the girls wear toerings and anklets. Also, nail polish or no nail polish a big deal
>>52726851
8/10 patrician
>>52726864
9/10 patrician
Do you knob off to girls you know on facebook?
If you do, then 10/10
>>52726949
9/10 patrician
>>52726956
10/10 patrician
You know your kinks
>>52726983
8/10 patrician
Asian traps are amazing, but they still don't beat passable white traps t b h
watching a porn lads
>>52726984
Mate it's okay, how would poo get in the sewers if nobody uses the loo?
>>52726997
theyre pakis
>>52726984
Indians must have fucking supernaturally strong immune systems
>>52726950
t. reddit
did a stretch
>>52727020
She was on her knees during the interview, if you know what I mean
*sucky sucky*
>>52727029
when it rains all the street shit runs into the sewers
>>52727029
Interesting
>>52726984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEoKgMeG788
>>52726950
The 1950s-70s were a better time to live than now
>>52727055
my wife's daughter's room
>>52726997
i'm from yorkshire so it's just relatable
>>52727067
This is why India is going to be a superpower in 2030, they have all the right answers
>>52727064
>>52727064
>>52727064
Doubt it, she's like an ultra radical feminist who hates white men
>>52726950
offending muh beliefs
>>52727023
Literal virgin.
>>52727113
The interviewer was black
>>52726993
Good lad. Haven't been particularly blown away by them lately but Dvouglas was mental.
>>52726950
Homosexualty isn't considered a bad thing in Christianity. Homosexual acts are.
>>52726788
Feet
Collar dresses
Knee high socks
anyone go to uni in Scotland here? do you take out student loans? I live at home, don't really need the money, but took out a £4.8k loan on my last year. I really wish I took out £4.8k each year I went to uni, I'd have about £15k graduating (in debt, I guess), and the terms of the loan are pretty generous. when I graduate in May I'm planning move to Italy for a while, fuck around for a bit, travel, work in some hostels, buy a motorbike, maybe do a masters, would have been nice to graduate with £15k in the bank.
Jewish boss: "You'll pay for that! Come a little kosher!"
Come up with a funnier filename than me or ur gay
YORK
O
R
K
>tfw no gun bed
>>52727166
9/10 patrician
>>52727131
pleb, begone
>>52727192
>house is destroyed by flooding
>still have time to buy overpriced high street coffee
>>52727192
Wake me up [can't wake up]
Everyone should have the right to bear arms.
>>52727225
>THE PROUD NORTHERN CITY OF ATLANTIS
>>52727225
who the fuck cares about the north
>>52727186
>This just isn't any bed, it's a meticulously crafted, organic, /k/ommando bed.png
>>52726957
Which group is this.
I lost track of all the rookies
>>52727225
>tfw unaffected whilst in Yorkshire
>>52727225
mfw im safe
>>52727225
it pays to live on a hill tbqfwu
>>52727225
Norwich mentioned.
Look at us over there not giving a fuck. Based.
bit peeved that people ITT don't like Bounty bars
especially dark bounty
>>52727263
its bestie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuVi2ib-0qQ
What's the easiest, most hassle free setup for making real coffee (aka not freeze-dried granules from a jar) at home?
A French press? Even that seems like a lot of work for a lazy fuck like me.
marina
>>52727301
>>52727263
>>52726957
Oh it's just the filename. Just googled it.
Kpop group names are so shit
>mfw no flood warnings in my area
>>52727271
Nothing happened in Liverpool
night lads
There's six (6) daily programming threads on /g/ right now. Janettor isn't doing a thing. Bit boardist if you ask me.
>>52727308
I actually do like Bounty but the first time I tried the dark one I nearly threw up
literally the worst thing ever
>>52727225
>northern
>not living up on pennines
what are you even doing tho
unironically have a 1/2 italian 1/2 korean 18y/o gf lads.
don't like her though. think i could be happier and i don't like asians much desu.
>>52726837
>>52727223
insurance will sort it la
>>52727345
what are you working on
>>52727340
at least it doesn't have random misspellings in it like most of the others do
>>52727330
don't fall for the coffee meme. it makes your breath stink and stains your teeth. stick to water desu.
>>52727308
bounty is quite good desu
>>52727380
My current project is a programming language.
That word is virtualization or more specifically idealistic virtualization.
>>52727386
It's far too late, friend. I have already fallen for the meme (and I love it).
Also my teeth were yellow already due to a childhood spent drinking Coke and not brushing my teeth. I take care of them now though.
>>52726950
despite all that we are the dumbest generation in all of human history. The average person uses that computing power to post images of their lunch on facebook, and you are a naive little shit if you accept modern scientific conclusions without question or personal investigation.
more likely you lack the intellectual computing power. Remember that wrong assumptions lead to wrong conclusions and all scientific conclusions rest on (often unstated) assumptions.
For example can you explain the lack of angular momentum of the sun versus the planets if the accretion disk hypothesis is true? Where is the gigantic river delta that should have been deposited by the formation of the grand canyon? Why are the oldest galaxies apparently fully formed even "+400m years post big-bang" if the theory that galaxies are formed by gravitational agglomeration? Where are the tens of billions of evolving apelike creatures leading to our own existence, when you can easily find 10 fossils of fish who died and were fossilized in the process of eating other fish with a google search?
talk about an insult to reason
>>52727345
>shitpost on one thread in /vg/
janny'd in 4 minutes
>shitpost on another thread in /vg/
never janny'd
Did a girl ever look at you like this lads?
>>52727386
you literally only need to brush your teeth to mitigate both of these problems
>>52727386
Tea is better, doesn't make you tense and is healthier
>>52727381
Could be worse.
Could be 2NE1 or B2ST
>>52727330
I use a cafetiere which is alright. Bit of a faff rinsing it every time but it's not too bad. A Moka pot might be less hassle if you have a gas hob but I haven't used one.
>tfw started to hate women and for the first time in a while dont want a gf
Am I an edgelord?
>>52727330
Aeropress
quicker then French press and easier to clean, although requires more actual work to make the coffee
I think it's tastier too but I'd recommend you try both
>>52727484
2NE1 isnt a misspelling though, it's just a play on words
to anyone
twenty one
>>52727402
very good
>>52727431
Yeah, my other main general /agdg/ is constantly derailed by shitposting (and you can tell it's just a couple of people constantly doing it) but almost nothing is done about it.
MUH HERITAGE LADS
>>52727521
>2NE1
>twenty one
fuck off yank
>>52727498
>hate women
I never got this meme
I'm a virgin and I don't hate women, I mean men and women are the exact same it just that we have different sex organs, there's nothing that makes women inherently bad.
Just read Elliot Roger's manifesto.
Guy was a nutball.
>>52727429
mongoloid
>>52727503
Hmm I remember looking into the aeropress a few months back actually. Totally forgot they existed.
Can you put them in the dishwasher?
>>52727554
twenny one, if you say it fast enough
>>52727564
fuck off normie
>>52727445
Fucking hell this is so adorable
>>52727527
Haven't been on agdg in bare time. Are googs/stickguy/pedosim still about?
>>52727541
spackers eh
>>52727556
>being this bluepilled
lmao
dog had diarrhea and shit all over my floor
>>52727599
"stickguy" is one of the shitposters
googum killed himself after his game flopped
pedosim is banned
>>52727627
WUZ
gonna live in thailand lads
>earn £2500/month as freelance translator
>£500/month for 3 bedroom penthouse
>£20 for a prozzy
set for life desu lads
>>52727583
you literally only need to rinse it after you're done
not even wash it, it's the best thing ever
but yeah it's dishwasher safe too
boy am i hungry
it's time to refuel
>>52727556
>there's nothing that makes women inherently bad.
They manipulate and use you. You will never be able to trust them. They will leave you in the long run.
>>52727556
>I mean men and women are the exact same it just that we have different sex organs
>I mean men and women are the exact same
>I'm a virgin
>a virgin
>>52727604
>Being this disconnected from reality
What is it that women do that's bad that men don't do? If anything women are nicer than men desu, I never got bullied by a girl.
>>52727225
>all those irrelevant northern shitholes
lmao so what
>>52727633
Good bants
>>52727649
Yeah it's great until you find out all of your possessions as a foreigner in Thailand don't actually belong to you and you have zero legal recourse in the event of repossession/theft/damage and literally everyone will be after your every last penny as a westerner over there.
It's a literal hellhole.
t. someone whose sad old dad thought Thailand would be paradise for him after my mum died
never had sex lads
SILL can't hear right out my left ear
>>52727679
The North is the last bastion of the true Anglo-Saxon in England. Without the north, England might as well be pakistan
>>52727015
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>52727728
this has been happening to me for at least 5 months lad, enjoy haha
anyone really glad about the flooding in the north?
women and men we are the same
but love will always be a game
we give and take a little more
eternal game of tug and war
>>52727759
>>52727733
not everywhere is inner london m8
midlands have birmingham and the north has bradford
there's hardly any pakis in my comfy essex city
>>52727763
I'm going to the doctor tomorrow
It happens to be on and off and I tried cleaning it yesterday and there was a lot of wax
but I also am worried I might have hurt myself when I tried to "clean" it, or at least pushed the wax deeper because its gone on for two days now and there is this ringing
THE KING IN THE NORTH
>tfw you will never go to London with Robb Stark and your Northern lads and kill all those fucking southern fairies
wanking x
>>52727770
FUCKING GEORGE OSBOURNE MAKING PACTS WITH POSEIDON SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO FOLLOW THROUGH WITH HIS NORTHERN POWERHOUSE PLAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>52726756
Glasgow so you get stabbed ya fucking yank
Me and the gf
my FUCKING MILK HAS GONE OFF
now I can't enjoy a bowl of my 25p tesco corn flakes
>>52727824
>you will never be a knuckle dragging northerner with a permanent chip on your shoulder about the rest of the country
thank the lord and queen lizzy tbqhwymf
posting asmrfu
Just realized they don't have Smarties in the US
>>52727803
>not everywhere is inner london m8
Literally what?
Inner London is just white people you spastic cretin
>>52727733
>I have never been to the South-West
>>52727721
>possessions as a foreigner in Thailand don't actually belong to you
explain
>zero legal recourse in the event of repossession/theft/damage
if anything happens i'll run away kekaroo
surely it's a better life than the UK
me and the gf
>>52727651
Sounds great. Will look into it more, cheers la'.
>>52727879
i like boobs
How long are you supposed to keep hold of christmas cards?
me and the gf
me and the gf
me on the left
>>52727879
>fat face
delete this chipmunk looking bitch
>>52726788
1. Mature/milf
2. Feet
3. Bdsm
>>52727910
My family literally chucked them morning of the 26th haha
>>52727938
"no"
>>52727721
t. thailad home for christmas
>>52727888
literally used the wrong word but you knew what i meant, way to avoid the argument tho
/r/writingprompts is amazing lads
Okay, so I’m going to try start from the beginning. Pretty much since adolescence I had been attracted to my older sister (who we’ll call Anna for the sake of anonymity). Maybe it’s because she was the girl that I’d always been around since I started to get horny, or maybe I was just born like this. Whatever the case, since I can first recall feeling horny I always found my sister gorgeous and sexy, especially her big round ass, I couldn’t keep my eyes off it, and she noticed (not that I knew at the time) but didn’t mention it, because I guess she didn’t really know any better and thought it was normal to some extent. Until I discovered internet porn I would always jerk off to her, and even when I did I would still think of her about a third of the time instead of going on the computer. I knew that wanting to fuck your sister, let alone anyone in your family wasn’t normal, so I figured I would be reduced to only dreaming of her ass for the rest of my life, and I did, a lot.
When I was about fourteen I decided I wanted a horse, I guess I wanted to seem like a cowboy or something stupid, but living in a rural area there isn’t much to do, and I guess riding a horse seemed like a cool/fun thing for me to do, so my dad bought this mare (who we’ll call Daisy) off some farmer, he didn’t want it, I don’t remember why, all I remember is that some bargain was made and I got a horse. My dad made it very clear that owning a horse was a responsibility I had to own, which I was willing to take on board having worked with animals before. I had to groom her and feed her and keep her in good shape. The farmer that owned her taught me how to properly saddle her and ride her, I picked it up pretty quickly, I remember he actually said I should consider playing polo or some shit like that but I wasn’t interested.
>>52727504
So where would you get the £247 million from then
>>52727886
>Smarties-UK-Candies
Fuck off yank.
As I said it was my responsibility to groom Daisy, which involved brushing her whole body, even her rear end. When I first did this I immediately noticed her genitals, which kind of got me red in the face, but I just tried to ignore it and I did for a while, but eventually after a number of grooming sessions alone with Daisy I got curious and I had to fully inspect her rear, so as I was working my way toward her rump, I brushed and I brushed the back of her leg which made her tail twitch and raise slightly, I paused and raised her tail with my hand, which she didn’t seem to react to, and gave me a full view of her pussy and asshole. I was kind of in awe for a while, and I noticed I was getting hard. I dropped the brush for a second and ran my fingers across her pussy lightly, it was soft but also kind of leathery, and quite warm. I was getting very hard, but I didn’t want to try anything, knowing that anyone could walk into the stable with me doing something inexplicable, and she might very well kick me, so I dropped her tail, picked up the brush and finished grooming her. That night I remember looking online for any kind of horse porn I could. I expected just to come across innocent pictures of horses with their tails raised, as surely no one would fuck a horse and post it online. Well that wasn’t the case, most of the tube sites I tried to get on wanted a credit card, but I was still able to find plenty of free pictures which got me really excited and made me feel somewhat normal about it. As I was browsing and jacking off I came across some kind of beastiality forum, and some posts went into great detail about how to have sex with a mare, which got me really excited, I furiously masturbated to the idea, and planned on trying it out the next day, but I couldn’t sleep thinking about it and I got hard again, so I decided that the dead of the night was the perfect time to sneak out to the barn and try it.
>>52727633
He's a shitposter sure, but he's not one of the ones who constantly fucks up the thread. "danny" is way worse although people don't like it when you bring him up at all.
me in the back
