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>>>why are you upset though? You could admit you're attracted to false and artificial beauty.
tbf being attracted to modern women is being attracted to false beauty as they all wear make-up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38xNqZvBJI
first
>>52717353
That's not fedora worthy. It's one of the few legitimate uses of them.
Being one of those Yanks that EDCs 10 knives and claims they aren't toys cos "I u-use them for opening boxes!!" is.
Also kpop
>>52717438
women have used makeup throughout time, not just modern ones
http://fuckyeahseolhyun.tumblr.com/
Lads
>>52717438
try not being inbred, maybe you'll have some women who are not hideous without make up
>tfw good looking
>workout so have a dece bod
>effay
>acne
fuck off!
>>52717438
makeup enhances the face
plastic surgery alters it completely, it creates a false mask
Western models tend to be naturally pretty without it, and stunning with it.
Eastern models would probably be 5/10 without anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg
here's to you nicola and bort
Lads
>>52717481
>Moldovan Women
Known the world over for their beauty, grace and presence in whore houses all over Europe
>>52717494
Virgin detected. Clearly you have never had a gf who hasn't wore makeup around you.
still in bed 2bh
had a wank in a sock
Yes / no?
No project in mind yet just want to dick about
>>52717516
the fact that they're whores doesn't make them ugly
>>52717512
They didn't blend her clip-in extensions very well holy shit
>>52717491
Get on meds m8.
>>52717512
who is this drumming qt?
>>52717530
Sure
>>52717464
>replying to 190kg Quavers Race
your first day here?
>>52717530
>linux
Asian fever is the fedora of fetish
>>52717547
>Moldovacucks
My uncle's part of the god squad and helps build churches in Moldova, whenever he shows me pictures your girls really aren't anything special, even uglier than brits i reckon which is saying sometimes
>>52717559
i heard the nhs are scrooges and barely prescribe them to anyone
>>52717521
quick to assume
I've seen plenty of girls without makeup, and no, the revealed face isn't always that great. But still some manage to look pretty enough (7/10 in some odd cases) whereas east Asians will never really have that
>>52717593
I got mine prescribed to me when I hadn't even went in for acne issues.
asian girl lovers BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWFQ1uiD8LA
Why do I find Charlie Day and Danny DeVito nodding at a bunch of Japs so fucking funny?
shhh don't tell me mum lads
just won £70 on the bingo boys
let's go get messy
>>52717589
>even uglier than brits
I've been to london, southamptom and bristol and the only girls that were not ugly were the rasheeds
fucking pakis are doing you a favour by diluting the rampant inbreeding
cold in
you can call me al
she used to be so into me
how times change
>>52717701
nice la
>>52717634
I guess i'll try m8
were you at just a regular doctors or a dermatologist?
>>52717719
Choon. Even qts like it.
>tfw fat and ugly as fuck
>cute girl is well into me
Feels good
>>52717641
>tfw she has bigger biceps than me
>>52717530
Yeah they're great.
I have one functioning as a media centre for £25 that shits all over the normie ones they sell in PC world.
>>52717748
Regular doctor. Went to ask about my rosacea and they started asking me about other shit and I ended up walking out with meds and gels and shit.
>>52717641
>Yanks
>Asian
Please. Actual Asian girls love it when you try and learn their language. Just don't be an autistic weeb with a samurai sword collection ready to sweep his submissive azn qt off her feet.
These 2nd+ generation immigrants lmao. Might as well date a normal Yank girl for all the difference it will make.
>>52717641
agreed with her but the biceps show-off was cringey
just because I hate yellow-fever weebs does not mean I have respect for angry SJWs
would fuck her though, she's got more spirit to her than the porcelain dolls these weebs keep posting
>>52717807
Don't really have media to speak of.
Do want to learn some web stuff though, might be neat to host shitty web stuff.
Also I can build a scraper that gets highly rated leddit posts of Korean girls for shitposting purposes.
no gf
>>52717798
good post
this is fucking racist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKWyJOz1rUU
>>52717641
Her bf is white
http://strawpoll.me/6374803
http://strawpoll.me/6374803
http://strawpoll.me/6374803
i've only gone and made a poll etc.
>>52717861
any of these gooks got any nude or semi-nude pictures?
>>52717641
>these guns
>literally skin and bones
>>52717929
Maybe la
>I'm 177cm (5'9 btw)
>crush tells me she's 5'11
oh shit
>>52717641
>look at her latest video
>she has a white dad-core bf
some VERY lewd karen pictures in this thread lads >>52706928
>Media streaming for windows 7 is literally disabled unless you install Windows Media Player
Wtf lads?
How do I do it without? I literally refuse to install that microshit bloatware on my PC.
>>52717975
>cm before feet
Rasheed please
>>52717929
The Kpop starts typically don't.
But others do. There isn't a big Japanese style gravure thing though
>>52717975
if she's grown up tall it's likely she's come to accept most lads will be shorter than her
don't worry la', tall girls are top tier qt and they'll give your sons GOAT genes
>>52717994
Install Linux>>52718010
>>52717994
>windows
>>52717986
All the biggest proponants of "Asian fever" seem to have white partners.
The chinese american film maker who made "Seeking asian female" where she shits all over white males getting mail order brides has a white husband.
in quite a shit mood and not sure why
I Do Not Have A Girlfriend And Lea Seydoux Is Also No Girlfriend Of Mine Hahahaha
no confidence to talk to people irl and no confidence to post anything to social media
I blame the weed
>>52718065
>>52717986
Kek, it really is just projection of their own insecurities of the worst kind.
wtf peer limit reach mean?
it's still DL'ing at the same speed as it was before (no bully)
>>52718091
oh FUCK that's Adele
my dream of a fantastic post is crumbling before me
>>52718089
*chers you up*
>>52718035
alright then la
but even if most las are shorter than her, doesn't that mean she'll only look for the 40% of las that are actually taller than her?
>>52718137
want to know how I know you're a cunt?
>>52718137
change this la
>>52718104
It's because "all white men only like asian girls because of a fetish! Accept MY white bf he loves me for me"
>>52718137
I hated an idiot abroad with warwick davis and idk why
Talking up a chick and she said she'd like to take off me undies, what the hell am I supposed to respond with?
>>52718203
you too
>>52718137
>/vg/ Halo
GOAT
TASTE
>>52718137
>r9k
>apple
Holy shit this is too much
>>52718203
if she used the word "undies" literally
LITERALLY
delete her and move countries
that's obscene
>>52718262
>Not liking Halo
Are you 13?
>>52718247
>>52718227
windows master race hivemind
>>52718282
>Liking Halo
Are you 13?
its long after 10
>>52718149
nah two of my mates who are around 5'8, 5'9 have had qt gfs taller than them
in fact, thinking back to college and school, every tall girl had a shorter bf
the girls who always crave 6ft+ males only are usually greedy womanlets
which makes sense, their children aren't going to get the tall genes from them, so they seek out tall men
tall girls though? they can date whichever height they please as they don't have this problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY
tune 4 u lads
>>52718180
i get the feeling you're going to tell me anyway however i answer your question
>>52718182
i have exactly the same settings as you doe
>>52718226
fantastic post
>>52718227
>>52718247
>>52718262
well memed lads
congrats
eating porridge but i want fried chicken
>>52718339
add more global and new connection peers la
Want to wear cute girly clothes and get fucked in the arse desu
really want original vinyls of Gas' albums
>Halo 5
>Mac
Jesus fucking christ.
>>52718339
Sam?
>>52718396
>I dont like Hal-
>>52718391
got skype lad?
>>52718396
Literally what /brit/ has turned into, both Tom and Dormers the other reddit plebs are no doubt mac users. And Dormers had loads of halo shit on his youtube or something.
whats the point of bookmarking sites you visit often? i could understand bookmarking a page to look at it later or something. that is if you don't leave 50 tabs open until you're done with them
also hide the bookmarks bar what a waste of vertical space
>I like Halo
>>52718434
did you ever actually think /brit/ had patricians here?
it's always been infested with normie plebs and weird plebs
>>52718470
that was the last straw i'm literally killing myself because this board is so fucking terrible
Haha anyone thought of pretending to be gay for a day, like "coming out" and telling everyone "haha I'm actually gay", like your dad being dead shocked for a day and you're like "sorry dad, I'm gay", but the day after you're like LOL I WAS JUST KIDDING, IT WAS A JOKE! I'M NOT GAY!!! and imagine the confusion on his face
wouldnt it be funny
>>52718391
liverpool
>>52718137
>/r9k/
Makes so much sense
>>52718516
See you tomorrow pal
>>52718508
it's a text field just put in bigger number la
slippinh into depression
just bought an iphone 6s lads
>halo
ahh... to be 13 again
>>52718508
You a NEET pal?
>>52718137
Live Chess what the fuck mate hahahahahah
>>52718528
They probably wouldn't believe you when you tried to turn it around tbqh. There would forever be an undisclosed negative event that caused you to walk right back into the closet as far as their minds are concerned.
Worth doing anyway.
good riddance to bad rubbish
>why yes I do consider myself a hardcore gamer. What games do I like? I am partial to some Halo
>tfw I unironically bought the horse armour dlc for oblivion when it first came out
I actually thought it was cool at the time
>>52718144
chers ugly disgusting
>>52718556
ty based kpoplad
>>52718579
yeah I have a job interview on tuesday though
wish me luck!
haha
>>52718586
hahahaha
>>52718575
Nice
I got a 6 for as my slightly early Christmas present. Looked at the 6s and the 6+ but couldn't justify the extra money for the 6s and the 6+ was way too big imo.
How many /brit/ users do you think killed themselves over the christmas period?
is Dawn Of War (one) as good as I remember it or is the 2nd one better?
feel like the first was more fun desu
>>52718609
I don't get this meme, why does everyone always bring up Horse Armour? what was so bad about it? I never played Oblivion so I genuinely have no idea
>>52718629
How do you afford Xbone and Mac as a neet?
>>52718663
Started the paying money for dlc trend
>>52718640
Who the fuck is spending that much on you for a christmas present?
>>52718659
1 is better
>>52718659
One is better, infact since you've mentioned it gonna download them
>>52718686
used to be a carer until I got the sack
<my fav client
>>52718650
Ribena's not posted in a while has he?
>>52718650
>>52718650
I've literally noticed a worrying lack of Australians since xmas
>>52718734
master collection is 7.50 on steam rn
actually have almsot all the discs but really cba to dig them up desu
>>52718663
It's cosmetics, for a fucking horse. Also the horses in that game are pointless, too slow and not enough of them.
That a good enough reason?
Just popping to the shops
>>52718694
ur mum m8
I got the 64gb for ~$200 with an upgrade discount and a corporate account discount.
>>52718663
>2006
>paying like £5 for 2 sets of cosmetic horse armour
ISHYGDDT
>>52718752
>lack of australians
>worrying
fallyrallyrallyrallyryeiiiidoe
ready to slay some n/i\gs
>>52718659
DoW2 is good but totally different. I haven't played many games like it but it is fun if you like taking and defending tactical points element rather than base building.
I've got to say I prefer DoW1 series. Curious about how well DoW2 co-op multiplayer works though
>>52718745
He moved to eightch because he got too much banter here and he feels at home with all of the other pedos and creeps over there
>>52718745
he's banned and has a static IP apparently
>>52718766
>$200
you must be paying for it on a contract then?
>>52718761
Yeah I have the discs too but bought them on last years winter sale. My favourite race, on both DoW 1 and 2, is the Imperial Guard
I chime in with haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door? It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
>>52718765
think youll be needing wellys are kid
cannot STAND MrRepzion holy SHIT
>>52718778
but lad
I'M AUSTRALIAN
do you see?
Do you think you'll be happy with the woman you decide to settle down with?
I'm scared that I pick someone wrong and the chemistry doesn't last and I end up having a divorce or several.
really wish I could just find a soul mate for life. would be easy
>>52718765
vroom vroom lad aha
>>52718773
>ISHYGDDT
>shiggy diggy do
>shig dig
>Costanza.jpg
miss this meme desu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07ybyyq7NiP
Rate my accent lads
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
>>52718860
>it will never be 2011 again
thinking of seeing an escort lads.
>>52718813
I remember they added a like moba style arena thing which you could paly with 2 mates, played that quite a lot
Just find the storymode quite slow and unsatisfying in 2, and also skirmish cant hold a finger to 1
>>52718826
Yeah fucking baneblade or whatever its called charging in whilst all the runts get blown up
mental
>>52718869
crack den
ooooh look at me i'm sooooo british BLOODY hahahaha BASTARD HAHHAHAhAH. It's bloody SHITE weather today right boys? BLOODY ELL
>>52718843
>tfw i definitely found her
>she lives in another country
>had to drop her because it doesn't work across distance
>twice
life is cruel
>>52718843
If I follow suit like that of my brother and father and all of my past relationships with girls
no, I will not
>>52718898
good post
>>52718817
That was the total cost of the phone, no installment payments tacked onto the bill or anything. I'm on the family business phone plan (work there, need phone for job sites) but it's not costing them anymore than it did when I still had my beat up old 4s.
Worked out pretty well I think
>tfw look like Ashton Klutcher but with blue eyes
>>52718869
a halfway house
>>52718864
rasheed
>>52718869
In my bedroom sucking on my willy(s)
>>52718882
>facebook filename
>>52718898
Rasheed
>>52718922
FOY
>>52718843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWNT11IqSXM
>>52718843
>found the ideal kgf
>smart, fit, talkative
>likes me
but..
>she lives in fucking London
>>52718951
hi bb how was your christmas? x
>>52718927
aka ugly
lad i've posted atleast 6 photos of myself on /brit/ by now
havent seen one of you
>>52718869
a brothel
>>52718960
>she lives in London
literal paki anyway
lads I've finally worked out why I'm not successful and happy
it's because I have an ugly face
how do I get a new one?
>>52719002
ask the koreans haha
![classy-gentleman-drinks-beer-reads-magazine[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/weetXAZ.jpg "classy-gentleman-drinks-beer-reads-magazine[1]")
Fuck off, cunt
wew lads I am a stealthy cunt
A black car was following me last night and I managed to evade it, it was fucking intense
holding a belief
>>52718860
>putting ketchup in the fridge
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>52719046
good job lad!
>>52718980
good for you attention whore
how is that lack of confidence serving you?
having a look
>>52718864
fucking paki cunt
the aussies off again
i'm glad some parts of britain will be BTFO thanks to global waming
Haha lads I am banterous cunt I saw someone acting nervous when I was driving my black car last night and the dickhead fucking legged it straight into a lampost
>>52719083
bloody tories
>>52719083
Put the rhetoric aside
>>52719083
>naguib
DA JOOS conspiring to flood England so immigrants can access their new homes straight off the banana boat
/pol/ was right again!
>>52718869
Despite looking like a crackhead she grew up in one of the most richest districts in the world and is descended from nobility. What a mystery that she managed to become a famous model and actress. Must have taken a lot of hard work and heavy knocks to get there. What an inspiration to young girls and boys everywhere.
LET IT RIP
FACT: you shouldn't get married in the modern world. At best your life will be the first six panels, at worst it will be the last six too.
>>52719083
fucking hate tories
>>52719204
once for christmas my stepdad imported some high quality one from japan
fucking owned any cunts trying to fuck with me
>>52719188
are you implying most female models get there through hard work? literally the only qualification for the job is being good-looking
>mfw it gets really cold over the next couple of days and everything freezes
>>52719123
It's ok I'll just move to Canada
who's suicidal here and how old are you
>>52719204
DRAGOON
R
A
G
O
O
N
>>52719236
I bet that that was the little Red book bit.
>tfw McDonnell is LITERALLY an autist if he thought that that would go down well
>>52718967
I enjoyed it, wbu lass
>>52719241
>tfw it's been sunny and warm here today
ffs, want some snow
>>52719209
Holy Roman Catholic traditional marriage is the only marriage
it hasnt flooded here At All
>>52719242
it'll already be chink/brown infested by that time
>>52717386
And here's a (you) Mr. Poleboo
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Oh oh oh
God bless (you) please Mr. Ribena
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey hey hey
Going about a wank
>>52719236
Dave and Gideon are literally the kind of lads that would've bullied me at school ;_;
really like this picture of kyary lads
>>52719236
what's wrong with Osborne's face? he looks.......weird
>>52719324
Posh twat
>>52719258
Me I guess
I'm not suicidal 24/7, I just get really fucking depressed some times and then I get suicidal, only lasts for a few hours but at the time it feels like it's going to last forever
18 btw
Lads Russia are very angry at Turkey, thousands of oil tankers belonging to ISIS found at their border and they shot down a Russian jet.
>>52719386
bet russia put them there
its a conspiracy
>>52719350
British desu. Continentals are genuinely better looking on average
>>52719082
lads lisicki just called me
a) an attention whore and b) lacking in confidence
*spits out VB* pFFFFFFFFFFFSHHAHHAAAHAHHAA
>>52719386
I'm on Russia's side desu
Why are the Turks being twats?
>>52719289
Really nice, spent it with someone special. Gonna go see family today though
>>52719386
>thousands of oil tankers belonging to ISIS found at their border
Proofs? Russia released some """""""""""proofs"""""""""" about this a while ago that were photoshopped
>>52719330
whos the eejit on the right
fuck sake lads someone was banging on my front door, but mummy isn't here to answer it so im pretending im not in haha, im trying to peak through the curtains to see who it is but don't want them too see me
>>52719350
coked up again
just got up and it's already getting dark
fucking mad!
>>52719298
""""""Catholic"""""""""" girls
almost as bad as devout muslim girls who ride the cock carousel for years before being parceled off to some little brown man who thinks he's getting a virgin he can treat like his goats
>>52719448
>siding with kebabs
scum
>>52719440
I always thought you lived with your family in a basement or an attic or something
>>52719433
>Why are the Turks being twats?
Because ISIS are giving them cheap oil.
>>52719448
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/629409/Russian-jets-smash-ISIS-oil-tankers-after-spotting-12-000-head-for-Turkish-border
name a /brit/ personality that is worth remembering who isn't:
>a tripfag
>an extra flags user
>a JF or a Brit abroad
>an avatarfag
>a meme spammer
>wake up
>listen to choons and browse 4chan
>smoke a joint
>sleep
>repeat
Every day
>>52718323
ah alright lad thanks lad that really makes me feel a bit better about my manlet height
>>52719507
kev
doing a write
>>52719507
you've ruled out anything that might make someone memorable
>>52719507
that one Australian who is very handsome and witty and sexy and funny I love him the most god bless him and god bless us all
>>52719507
mark desu
>>52719541
*doffs trilby*
>>52717386
Garbage. And that's what she is, the Queen of Refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo.
>>52719507
Cavalier, craven, italian
>>52719576
>Garbage
fuck off yank
>>52719507
Ribena
>>52719541
Aisha/Ssara pls go
>>52719541
alri Sara
look at this cat
>>52719607
thats a lynx
>>52719469
asl
>>52719507
me lol
>>52719621
No it's a cat
>>52719607
>>52719621
keep it down will you
>>52719584
Italian is JF innit
Craven is a good shout though
Is Football Manager 2016 worth getting lads?
>>52719591
this is the correct answer
Off to the shop lads anyone want anything?
more cats
>>52719654
italian isnt even in italy anymore
>>52719661
JANNNNYYY
>>52719674
>is Spreadsheets: The Game worth getting lads?
>he buys FIFA every year
If this is you, you are a normie #lad cunt and need to get out
>>52719693
they are caracals
>>52719700
close
jenny haha :)
>>52717774
>I will never be in this situation
Feels bad
"Immigrants contribute to the economy so ofc we should respect them!" You should respect them regardless of whether they bring wealth or not
>>52719499
>Implying that that hasn't been British foreign policy towards Russia/Turkey for centuries
Rasheed
sports interactive is paradox interactive without the fedora
all day nigga
>>52719661
Hi! few things to start off with =]
1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
>>52719735
fuck off paki
>>52719735
literally fuck off Sara you half-wit
>>52719661
>12
Should've of done that, even as a joke
The Janny is literally autistic and will probably ban you for being underage. I said "I am the Janny" once as a joke and I got b& for a week
How do I watch videos on javlibrary? A mod deleted the thread before I got an answer
http://www.javlibrary.com/en/?v=javlilac3e
>tfw I was kissing and cuddling a qt slav girl last night in my dream
;_;
wtf
simply lmao
>>52719737
>t. Kebab
test
any of you ever found nude pics of someone you know, either on the web or in a porn mag?
>>52719774
>Should've of done that
>Should have of done that
please be trolling
>>52719817
test received
>>52719791
slavs are shit tier 2bh
Norweging this thread...
..with no survivors!!
>>52719836
Rorke
>>52719791
it is my dream to kiss a qt slavgirl irl some day
probably easy since there are more Poles here than pakis or indians
>>52719783
You don't you download them iirc
do you just walk into an employment agency and talk to someone or do you need to make an appointment?
roger roger do you copy
over
bloody hell
it was clearly a joke
janny you need to get off your high horse right now
also the cunts that unironically reported it need to off themselves too
>>52717641
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""asian""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" americans
lmao
>>52719819
Found some naked pictures of my gf on my phone after she sent them to me on WhatsApp, does that count?
>>52719819
someone i know recently told me their friend found someone they know running a nappy porn blog on tumblr of herself
>>52719827
I meant shouldn't have you lad sorry I didn't mean to make a typo don't hurt me
>>52719819
saw of topless picture of someone from school on /b/ a few years ago and didn't save because I'm a fucking retarded
>>52719878
>I'm a fucking retarded
yes
might just save up and buy a russian wife
>>52719862
>ban evading
christ, lad
>>52719817
good boy
>>52719912
not evading just my post got deleted
might get a warning soon i guess
>>52719720
last one i bought was fifa 12 2bh
>>52719502
NO, I live with roommates ;_; i'm not NEET
Hi
I'm here for the banter
o, this is the most highly rated video on site! By who? I'm curious. Ah - I see. Every member who voted for it is Chinese. Every voter uses Chinese characters, even those showing non-Chinese flags. And no user has voted less than 9 hearts. Wow.
I'm a fan of Miku Ohashi, no doubt, and she deserves the top ranking, but is this video so good? Has every one of the voters actually watched it? Really?
Really? Really?
Convince me. Those who voted, reply to this thread. Tell me how wonderful it is and why. Simple words will do.
C'mon, convince me you are real, with genuine motives.
>>52719931
When people say the Janny is an autist on a power trip, they aren't joking
BIG
ASIAN
ARSES
>>52719957
bannable offence
When was the last time you were happy?
neighbours going through my bins again lads
daily reminder multiculturalism has been a complete failure, british kids are being gang raped on a industrial scale by muslims, brits are a minority in london england, sweden is the rape capital of europe, 80% of rapes are by non-whites, shoots, bombings, acid attacks and child rape is now the norm in europe because of mass immigration, whites are being turned into a minority in every western country, this is a genocide of europeans, all of this is leading to civil wars, diversity = division which equals conflict, borders were created for a reason, our treasonous politicians should be trialed for treason and attempted genocide, this has been a trojan horse, now we have immigrants calling for more immigration, they have no respect for us or our homelands
>>52719980
Get fucked, cunt.
>>52719846
go aware norge nobody cares
>>52719996
when I was a kid
>>52720001
Throw frozen eggs at them
>>52719996
pre puberty
want to smell joy's arse after she does a shit and wipes 2bh
>>52720006
Rorke.
eating some peanuts
EADING SOME PEANUDS DUDE
>>52720043
paki scum
>>52720039
Want to wipe her arse after a big sloppy load of diarrhoea
>>52720039
Why do you repeatedly post this?
>>52720006
Check your privilege, racist
>>52719996
when i was with her, watching the sunset from the hills above the city, kissing her in my arms
;_; life will never be as good as october
>>52720006
far right propaganda
caring about the race of the rapist not the fact that girls were raped- SHAME
caring about the religion of a gang and not the fact that there's crime in our streets- SHAME
it's you cunts that don't really care about the horrors in your country, you just want to divide groups to get the racist violence you want
go to hell Nazi
realised the other day that I can't remember the last time somone told me they loved me :(
Walking around the house with a butt plug in and nobody knows, tehehe :3
question to all canadians and aussies itt:
not that i have a problem with you being here, but why aren't you in your own generals?
might do a cheeky sleep lads
what do you reckon
>>52720089
it's called a gimmick la
>>52720123
i know now
>>52720082
Whad are you dalking abood, eh?
>>52720089
bored haha
sorry
>>52719674
Do you have football manager 15?
i don't rate this JAV shite 2bh you can't even see the fanny
>>52720122
>tfw a girl says shes not in love with you
>>52720123
very good
>>52720126
They're shit
>>52720134
me too goodnight *shoves face into pillow* ahhaha mmmm :)
>>52720160
download the uncensored ones then lad
carribeancom tokyohot heyzo gachinco etc
>>52720122
My mum
But I can't love her back :(
>>52720126
/cum/ is utter shite
imagine if every posted on /brit/ has an anime nonce, thats /cum/
>>52720097
no wonder she left you
You have ten seconds to name Hindu/Sikh/whatever equivalents of:
>Gangs patrolling streets calling their areas "'x' areas"
>Rape gangs specifically targeting white girls then getting ignored by the police
>Takes over secular state schools and tries to turn them into enforcing their own fiefdoms
>Courts enforcing their own laws
>Non-violent protesters that protest in support of violent groups
>Polls that show a majority of them want Britain to be an "'x' country"
>>52720126
Because they're loyal to the crown
>>52720135
Autism
r8 fit
Got the boots for Christmas. Quite like them.
>>52720103
Raj
>tfw I have never been in the slightest bit intimate with anyone in my life
>>52720167
if you don't ask, you don't get an answer
That's why I've never been rejected by a girl
>>52720200
cheers lad
>>52720160
Girl's fannys are hanging though.
>>52719996
last night when i finished all my benzos
haven't had a proper conversation with a girl for about 5 years probably
>>52720126
You /cum/ was literally started this summer as a counter general to /brit/, it's utter fucking crap i don't blame them for coming here.
>>52720256
That's Hindu, Rasheed
Aussies and Canadians are noted teaboos
>>52720209
because the last time i was happy was the last romantic night i spent with my love?
she didn't leave me either
>>52720248
thats a 0
>>52720261
My oneitis hugged me a few times when I was in high school
That's the closest I've been to intimacy haha ;_;
>>52720302
paki cunt
>>52720216
Jews do some of those things
If you're dating a girl and she fucks someone else, how would you feel?
>unplug my old Xbox 360 and put it away because I haven't used it in years
>Internet instantly speeds up and isn't shit anymore
What the fuck
Why was my Xbox fucking my wifi?
>>52720400
erect
t. Scotcuck
>In Secondary school
>Leaning over the stairs and looking longingly out of the window before we go into class
>This girl comes from behind and hugs me for like a minute straight (forgot what she said)
Did she like me?
>>52720400
its 2015
>>52720400
Only get into open relationships so I wouldn't care as long as she told me
>post in rate thread on /soc/
>only get a 6.3 and a 7.5
Should I see that as a good thing or not?
To be fair, I took the photo at about 2am after a night out drinking, and I didn't really put any effort into the photo.
>>52720400
pretty chuffed that atleast someone else finds her attractive enough
>>52720413
xbox 360 confirmed botnet
looking at lewd pics
>>52720437
i'd kill a man to be a 7.5 or 6
>>52720424
>In Secondary school
MODS MODS MODS
>>52719943
Unlucky lad, what are your roommates like?
doing a poo lads :P
>>52719507
hangman lad
>>52720465
Was like 7 years ago Forgot to clarify that
>>52720437
Post your pic fatty
>>52720424
Are you me?
That EXACT shit used to happen to me
Let me guess, you're really quiet and shy, and relatively smart? Maybe a bit of a loner?
>>52720248
are those leather trousers senpai?
>>52720400
devastated beyond belief, probably kill them both and myself
>>52720473
Two Chinese girls, we don't speak very much.
>>52720103
good post tbf
alex
>>52720400
would probably never to speak to her again
>>52720457
Why cropped?
>>52720505
Not really i was a bit of a class clown desu but i was just on my own this one time and it happened senpai
#WeAreAllMuslim
>>52720400
this happened to me expect we weren't "official" so she technically didn't cheat on me
still fucking destroyed me though, never known pain like it
was going to download a film but i can't remember what it was
what was it lads
>>52720248
>leather trousers
kek
>>52720413
Coincidence or it was blocking the signal
>>52720586
Problem Child 2
>>52720586
Back door sluts 9
>>52720505
>and relatively smart
>>52720586
a serbian film
>>52720574
Rasheed
>>52720248
are these your cuck trousers you'll wear while you sit in your cuck chair
Lads sick of plebs ruining my secret club ngl
>>52720460
It still sounds very low though
>>52720503
No because you'll turn me into Lisicki2 or some memeshit
>>52720505
>>52720424
What
Why would this ever happen
>>52720517
Get them on /brit/ to converse with the yellow fever lads
>>52719507
the paddy with a sexy voice who is very polite and does vocaroos
>>52720551
only version I had
>>52720615
the singlemost vile, twisted porno ever created
just installed windows 10 lads
>tfw when no gf
>>52720248
>long torso that barely fills your sweater
>skinny legs that could break any moment
dayumn, didn't know we had white starvin marvins in this country
get some maccy deez down ya, cunt
>>52720517
what do they smell like
would one be open to marrying me and running a chinese takeaway together?
>>52720666
good lad
>>52720565
Lel, I suppose. It's good though; I don't get jealous or insecure and I get to shag other women.
Why are the Tories just so utterly, utterly cancerous?
Is there ever a situation where a car turning onto a main road has priority?
I was literally doing 30 down a main road and some cunt in a huge car literally just decided to drive out (turning right out of a junction on to the road) and nearly smashed into me, but instead of apologising he started beeping and making angry gestures at me
I genuinely am not sure whether I should phone the police because he might be drunk, I can't work out why he'd drive straight out and then get so irate about his own mistake
>>52720727
t. Hassan Muhammed
>>52720727
Jeremy.
Kodi is fucking based lads.
It even understands my pirated files.
>>52720400
hurts my heart just thinking about it
would fly off the handle and hurt people though
*puts coat on*
come on, we're going to the new thread, haven't you tied up your shoes already?
@52720727
Spotted the jezza sympathiser
>>52720637
Well it sounds like you're an ugly cunt then. I don't really understand why you would ask something like that thinking that you could get an answer without posting a picture
>>52720580
I was going out with a girl, we were kissing on her bed when she suddenly looked really worried. She seemed off the rest of the day. The following week we were kissing at my house, again she freaked out and said she wasn't in love with me. The next day we met, she said she still had feelings for someone back where she lived. I don't know if she is lying or just used it as an excuse because she felt guilty for sleeping with someone else. Do I confront her about it? I might be really paranoid.
>>52720773
>kodi is based
>hasn't even scaled his UI so elements are going off the screen
>>52720668
>tfw you want to get back with your ex but she hates you
i've remembered lads it was ex machina
>>52720580
Yes, she did cheat on you
>>52720727
Rasheed
>>52720773
>text outside borders of telly
REEEEEEEE FIX THIS
>>52720767
did you indicate to turn into the road he was coming out of, maybe by accident?
@783
spoted the looser
>all those plebshit flicks
fucking hell
>>52720769
No, shut the fuck up.
They're spending £60 million on a bridge in the middle of London whilst cutting the emergency flood defence funds. They genuinely believe a magical sky fairie picking a certain fucking family to be lifelong politicians.
You do not need to be a certain shade of brown to understand why these are horrible ideas.
~52720853
spotted the pasta nigger
>>52720866
t. Sanjay Patel
>>52720853
>looser
>Can't even spell "loser"
YOU COULD NOT FABRICATE THIS SITUATION
>>52720866
>Being a republican
Rasheed
what's the longest time you've gone without masturbating ever since you began masturbating /brit/?
>>52720852
No I was literally driving in a straight line, no indication, no traffic lights nearby, no other traffic that meant I was reducing speed or may have confused him, he literally had to just wait for me to pass but instead thought he'd go as I was passing his junction.
Literally can't make sense of how retarded he was
Even if I indicated (only a right turn available where he was coming out of) he'd have to wait for me to turn off as I'd have priority and be blocking his exit
>>52720863
what you watchin la
>>52720669
>sweater
Fuck off yank.
>>52720898
A week
>>52720898
roughly 20 days
>>52720850
Dunno how to 2bh
>>52720866
Oh, sorry sorry sorry, a bridge in the middle of London WITH SOME FUCKING TREES ON, THAT YOU CAN'T GET ON IF YOU HAVE A BIKE OR MORE THAN 7 PEOPLE WITH YOU, NEVER MIND A FUCKIGN CAR.
>>52720889
>A Hindu first name and a Muslim surname
That's like calling someone Pierre O'Reilly
>>52720898
2 months
>>52720951
rasheed
>>52720797
I'm an ugly cunt because I don't want to post my fucking pic in a /brit/ thread?
I'm mostly wondering whether I should take /soc/ ratings with a pinch of salt or whatever
>>52720866
>They're spending £60 million on a bridge in the middle of London whilst cutting the emergency flood defence funds
You mean investing in important infrastructure instead of subsidising spastics who live on floodplains?
>>52720912
Il deserto dei Tartari (1976)
>>52720951
>Actually knowing the difference
Rasheed
>>52720951
Pierre O'Reilly is a cool name tho.
>>52720898
i'll be up to 2 years in a month
>>52720773
>All anime and sci-fi
>>52720951
Rasheed
>>52720849
no, we agreed we weren't in a relationship and were free to do what we wanted
a floodplain... this... this is where my house shall be built
I was going out with a girl, we were kissing on her bed when she suddenly looked really worried. She seemed off the rest of the day. The following week we were kissing at my house, again she freaked out and said she wasn't in love with me. The next day we met, she said she still had feelings for someone back where she lived. I don't know if she is lying or just used it as an excuse because she felt guilty for sleeping with someone else. Do I confront her about it? I might be really paranoid.
Please respond.
>>52720866
>i don't know how budgets and cuts work
>>52720951
Patel is a Hindu surname
New thread pls
I dislike both the Tories and Labour.
>>52720974
it's not important infrastructure, it's a fucking garden bridge, it's a retarded vanity project,
>>52720906
he probably was drunk then desu
>>52720977
wop twat
>>52721048
pleb chav
>>52721031
t. Russell Brand
>>52721011
Tell that to the Netherlands
>>52720974
But it's not fucking important.
>>52720943
>>52721006
Literally the only anime there is ghost in the shell which every normie has seen.
>>52721023
Rasheed
>>52721031
Mashallah bruv, sharia law in the UK when?
BIG
BLACK
COCKS
>>52720679
LOL They smell okay, the food they cook is always smelly though
>>52720648
One's married with kids and the other is dating a white American guy
>>52721023
Dr. Patel
>>52721092
Rorke
>>52720896
>spoted
He also spelt "spotted" wrong.
>>52721068
reminder that Russell Brand started endorsing labour and urged his followers to do the same after the voter registration deadline had closed
>>52721073
>Outside of London
>Important
>>52721001
how? going for long periods of time without ejaculating can lead to buildup of bad fluids in your prostate
>>52721022
You're right, I don't know the ins and outs of the system.
But I do know that if it meant that at no point someone held up their hand and said "This is fucking stupid", and that person wasn't listened to then it's a shithouse system.
>>52717701
>Kent
Canterbury?
>>52721011
its where you built london
>>52721132
>Reading a book about the election I got for Christmas
>Apparently Russell wanted to endorse him before, but Miliband insisted on him delaying it until they had an "interview" so that viewers would think that it was the interview that persuaded Brand so that they would be more likely to support Labour
>This meant delaying his endorsement until after registration had closed
BRAVO MILIBAND
>>52721149
I've been having sex regularly
I'd say the longest I've gone without ejaculating would be about 2 weeks
>>52721247
oh okay, that makes sense
>>52721177
because at the time the budgets were decided they didn't know there were gonna be floods
it's not as though they've gone out of their way to take 60 million from flood funds and invested them into a bridge instead
>>52721179
new here, are we?
>>52721351
Yeah, they don't know when floods are going to happen.
But they have to be very fucking dumb not to understand they WILL happen, and that's why it's worthwhile NOT CUTTING THE EMERGENCY FLOOD BUDGET.
At the same time, they must also be pretty fucking stupid not to realise a garden bridge is an utter frivolity that has no business existing if it cannot be funded entirely privately.
>>52721351
"We didn't know there was going to be a fire when we used the fire extinguishers for a water fight."
>>52720167
>I love you
>...like a brother
