Here's to (You) edition
>>>why are you upset though? You could admit you're attracted to false and artificial beauty.
tbf being attracted to modern women is being attracted to false beauty as they all wear make-up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38xNqZvBJI
first
>>52717353
That's not fedora worthy. It's one of the few legitimate uses of them.
Being one of those Yanks that EDCs 10 knives and claims they aren't toys cos "I u-use them for opening boxes!!" is.
Also kpop
>>52717438
women have used makeup throughout time, not just modern ones
http://fuckyeahseolhyun.tumblr.com/
Lads
>>52717438
try not being inbred, maybe you'll have some women who are not hideous without make up
>tfw good looking
>workout so have a dece bod
>effay
>acne
fuck off!
>>52717438
makeup enhances the face
plastic surgery alters it completely, it creates a false mask
Western models tend to be naturally pretty without it, and stunning with it.
Eastern models would probably be 5/10 without anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg
here's to you nicola and bort
Lads
>>52717481
>Moldovan Women
Known the world over for their beauty, grace and presence in whore houses all over Europe
>>52717494
Virgin detected. Clearly you have never had a gf who hasn't wore makeup around you.
still in bed 2bh
had a wank in a sock
Yes / no?
No project in mind yet just want to dick about
>>52717516
the fact that they're whores doesn't make them ugly
>>52717512
They didn't blend her clip-in extensions very well holy shit
>>52717491
Get on meds m8.
>>52717512
who is this drumming qt?
>>52717530
Sure
>>52717464
>replying to 190kg Quavers Race
your first day here?
>>52717530
>linux
Asian fever is the fedora of fetish
>>52717547
>Moldovacucks
My uncle's part of the god squad and helps build churches in Moldova, whenever he shows me pictures your girls really aren't anything special, even uglier than brits i reckon which is saying sometimes
>>52717559
i heard the nhs are scrooges and barely prescribe them to anyone
>>52717521
quick to assume
I've seen plenty of girls without makeup, and no, the revealed face isn't always that great. But still some manage to look pretty enough (7/10 in some odd cases) whereas east Asians will never really have that
>>52717593
I got mine prescribed to me when I hadn't even went in for acne issues.
asian girl lovers BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWFQ1uiD8LA
Why do I find Charlie Day and Danny DeVito nodding at a bunch of Japs so fucking funny?
shhh don't tell me mum lads
just won £70 on the bingo boys
let's go get messy
>>52717589
>even uglier than brits
I've been to london, southamptom and bristol and the only girls that were not ugly were the rasheeds
fucking pakis are doing you a favour by diluting the rampant inbreeding
cold in
you can call me al
she used to be so into me
how times change
>>52717701
nice la
>>52717634
I guess i'll try m8
were you at just a regular doctors or a dermatologist?
>>52717719
Choon. Even qts like it.
>tfw fat and ugly as fuck
>cute girl is well into me
Feels good
>>52717641
>tfw she has bigger biceps than me
>>52717530
Yeah they're great.
I have one functioning as a media centre for £25 that shits all over the normie ones they sell in PC world.
>>52717748
Regular doctor. Went to ask about my rosacea and they started asking me about other shit and I ended up walking out with meds and gels and shit.
>>52717641
>Yanks
>Asian
Please. Actual Asian girls love it when you try and learn their language. Just don't be an autistic weeb with a samurai sword collection ready to sweep his submissive azn qt off her feet.
These 2nd+ generation immigrants lmao. Might as well date a normal Yank girl for all the difference it will make.
>>52717641
agreed with her but the biceps show-off was cringey
just because I hate yellow-fever weebs does not mean I have respect for angry SJWs
would fuck her though, she's got more spirit to her than the porcelain dolls these weebs keep posting
>>52717807
Don't really have media to speak of.
Do want to learn some web stuff though, might be neat to host shitty web stuff.
Also I can build a scraper that gets highly rated leddit posts of Korean girls for shitposting purposes.
no gf
>>52717798
good post
this is fucking racist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKWyJOz1rUU
>>52717641
Her bf is white
http://strawpoll.me/6374803
http://strawpoll.me/6374803
http://strawpoll.me/6374803
i've only gone and made a poll etc.
>>52717861
any of these gooks got any nude or semi-nude pictures?
>>52717641
>these guns
>literally skin and bones
>>52717929
Maybe la
>I'm 177cm (5'9 btw)
>crush tells me she's 5'11
oh shit
>>52717641
>look at her latest video
>she has a white dad-core bf
some VERY lewd karen pictures in this thread lads >>52706928
>Media streaming for windows 7 is literally disabled unless you install Windows Media Player
Wtf lads?
How do I do it without? I literally refuse to install that microshit bloatware on my PC.
>>52717975
>cm before feet
Rasheed please
>>52717929
The Kpop starts typically don't.
But others do. There isn't a big Japanese style gravure thing though
>>52717975
if she's grown up tall it's likely she's come to accept most lads will be shorter than her
don't worry la', tall girls are top tier qt and they'll give your sons GOAT genes
>>52717994
Install Linux>>52718010
>>52717994
>windows
>>52717986
All the biggest proponants of "Asian fever" seem to have white partners.
The chinese american film maker who made "Seeking asian female" where she shits all over white males getting mail order brides has a white husband.
>>52718010
in quite a shit mood and not sure why
I Do Not Have A Girlfriend And Lea Seydoux Is Also No Girlfriend Of Mine Hahahaha
no confidence to talk to people irl and no confidence to post anything to social media
I blame the weed
>>52718065
>>52717986
Kek, it really is just projection of their own insecurities of the worst kind.
wtf peer limit reach mean?
it's still DL'ing at the same speed as it was before (no bully)
>>52718091
oh FUCK that's Adele
my dream of a fantastic post is crumbling before me
>>52718089
*chers you up*
>>52718035
alright then la
but even if most las are shorter than her, doesn't that mean she'll only look for the 40% of las that are actually taller than her?
>>52718137
want to know how I know you're a cunt?
>>52718137
change this la
>>52718104
It's because "all white men only like asian girls because of a fetish! Accept MY white bf he loves me for me"
>>52718137
I hated an idiot abroad with warwick davis and idk why
Talking up a chick and she said she'd like to take off me undies, what the hell am I supposed to respond with?
>>52718203
you too
>>52718137
>/vg/ Halo
GOAT
TASTE
>>52718137
>Mac
>>52718137
>r9k
>apple
Holy shit this is too much
>>52718226
>>52718137
>>52718203
if she used the word "undies" literally
LITERALLY
delete her and move countries
that's obscene
>>52718262
>Not liking Halo
Are you 13?
>>52718247
>>52718227
windows master race hivemind
>>52718282
>Liking Halo
Are you 13?
its long after 10
>>52718149
nah two of my mates who are around 5'8, 5'9 have had qt gfs taller than them
in fact, thinking back to college and school, every tall girl had a shorter bf
the girls who always crave 6ft+ males only are usually greedy womanlets
which makes sense, their children aren't going to get the tall genes from them, so they seek out tall men
tall girls though? they can date whichever height they please as they don't have this problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY
tune 4 u lads
>>52718180
i get the feeling you're going to tell me anyway however i answer your question
>>52718182
i have exactly the same settings as you doe
>>52718226
fantastic post
>>52718227
>>52718247
>>52718262
well memed lads
congrats
eating porridge but i want fried chicken
>>52718339
add more global and new connection peers la
Want to wear cute girly clothes and get fucked in the arse desu
really want original vinyls of Gas' albums
>Halo 5
>Mac
Jesus fucking christ.
>>52718339
Sam?
>>52718396
>I dont like Hal-
>>52718391
got skype lad?
>>52718396
Literally what /brit/ has turned into, both Tom and Dormers the other reddit plebs are no doubt mac users. And Dormers had loads of halo shit on his youtube or something.
whats the point of bookmarking sites you visit often? i could understand bookmarking a page to look at it later or something. that is if you don't leave 50 tabs open until you're done with them
also hide the bookmarks bar what a waste of vertical space
>I like Halo
>>52718434
did you ever actually think /brit/ had patricians here?
it's always been infested with normie plebs and weird plebs
>>52718379
h-how
>>52718398
no
>>52718470
that was the last straw i'm literally killing myself because this board is so fucking terrible
Haha anyone thought of pretending to be gay for a day, like "coming out" and telling everyone "haha I'm actually gay", like your dad being dead shocked for a day and you're like "sorry dad, I'm gay", but the day after you're like LOL I WAS JUST KIDDING, IT WAS A JOKE! I'M NOT GAY!!! and imagine the confusion on his face
wouldnt it be funny
>>52718391
liverpool
>>52718137
>/r9k/
Makes so much sense
>>52718516
See you tomorrow pal
>>52718508
it's a text field just put in bigger number la
slippinh into depression
just bought an iphone 6s lads
>halo
ahh... to be 13 again
>>52718508
You a NEET pal?
>>52718137
Live Chess what the fuck mate hahahahahah
>>52718528
They probably wouldn't believe you when you tried to turn it around tbqh. There would forever be an undisclosed negative event that caused you to walk right back into the closet as far as their minds are concerned.
Worth doing anyway.
good riddance to bad rubbish
>why yes I do consider myself a hardcore gamer. What games do I like? I am partial to some Halo
>tfw I unironically bought the horse armour dlc for oblivion when it first came out
I actually thought it was cool at the time
>>52718144
chers ugly disgusting
>>52718556
ty based kpoplad
>>52718579
yeah I have a job interview on tuesday though
wish me luck!
haha
>>52718586
hahahaha
>>52718575
Nice
I got a 6 for as my slightly early Christmas present. Looked at the 6s and the 6+ but couldn't justify the extra money for the 6s and the 6+ was way too big imo.
How many /brit/ users do you think killed themselves over the christmas period?
is Dawn Of War (one) as good as I remember it or is the 2nd one better?
feel like the first was more fun desu
>>52718609
I don't get this meme, why does everyone always bring up Horse Armour? what was so bad about it? I never played Oblivion so I genuinely have no idea
>>52718629
How do you afford Xbone and Mac as a neet?
>>52718663
Started the paying money for dlc trend
>>52718640
Who the fuck is spending that much on you for a christmas present?
>>52718659
1 is better
>>52718659
One is better, infact since you've mentioned it gonna download them
>>52718686
used to be a carer until I got the sack
<my fav client
>>52718650
Ribena's not posted in a while has he?
>>52718650
>>52718650
I've literally noticed a worrying lack of Australians since xmas
>>52718734
master collection is 7.50 on steam rn
actually have almsot all the discs but really cba to dig them up desu
>>52718663
It's cosmetics, for a fucking horse. Also the horses in that game are pointless, too slow and not enough of them.
That a good enough reason?
Just popping to the shops
>>52718694
ur mum m8
I got the 64gb for ~$200 with an upgrade discount and a corporate account discount.
>>52718663
>2006
>paying like £5 for 2 sets of cosmetic horse armour
ISHYGDDT
>>52718752
>lack of australians
>worrying
fallyrallyrallyrallyryeiiiidoe
ready to slay some n/i\gs
>>52718659
DoW2 is good but totally different. I haven't played many games like it but it is fun if you like taking and defending tactical points element rather than base building.
I've got to say I prefer DoW1 series. Curious about how well DoW2 co-op multiplayer works though
>>52718745
He moved to eightch because he got too much banter here and he feels at home with all of the other pedos and creeps over there
>>52718745
he's banned and has a static IP apparently
>>52718766
>$200
you must be paying for it on a contract then?
>>52718761
Yeah I have the discs too but bought them on last years winter sale. My favourite race, on both DoW 1 and 2, is the Imperial Guard
I chime in with haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door? It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
>>52718765
think youll be needing wellys are kid
cannot STAND MrRepzion holy SHIT
>>52718778
but lad
I'M AUSTRALIAN
do you see?
Do you think you'll be happy with the woman you decide to settle down with?
I'm scared that I pick someone wrong and the chemistry doesn't last and I end up having a divorce or several.
really wish I could just find a soul mate for life. would be easy
>>52718765
vroom vroom lad aha
>>52718773
>ISHYGDDT
>shiggy diggy do
>shig dig
>Costanza.jpg
miss this meme desu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07ybyyq7NiP
Rate my accent lads
where can i find a girl like this in britain lads?
>>52718860
>it will never be 2011 again
thinking of seeing an escort lads.
>>52718813
I remember they added a like moba style arena thing which you could paly with 2 mates, played that quite a lot
Just find the storymode quite slow and unsatisfying in 2, and also skirmish cant hold a finger to 1
>>52718826
Yeah fucking baneblade or whatever its called charging in whilst all the runts get blown up
mental
>>52718869
crack den
ooooh look at me i'm sooooo british BLOODY hahahaha BASTARD HAHHAHAhAH. It's bloody SHITE weather today right boys? BLOODY ELL
>>52718843
>tfw i definitely found her
>she lives in another country
>had to drop her because it doesn't work across distance
>twice
life is cruel
>>52718843
If I follow suit like that of my brother and father and all of my past relationships with girls
no, I will not
>>52718898
good post
>>52718817
That was the total cost of the phone, no installment payments tacked onto the bill or anything. I'm on the family business phone plan (work there, need phone for job sites) but it's not costing them anymore than it did when I still had my beat up old 4s.
Worked out pretty well I think
>tfw look like Ashton Klutcher but with blue eyes
>>52718869
a halfway house
>>52718864
rasheed
>>52718869
In my bedroom sucking on my willy(s)
>>52718882
>facebook filename
>>52718898
Rasheed
>>52718922
FOY
>>52718843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWNT11IqSXM
>>52718843
>found the ideal kgf
>smart, fit, talkative
>likes me
but..
>she lives in fucking London
>>52718951
hi bb how was your christmas? x
>>52718927
aka ugly
lad i've posted atleast 6 photos of myself on /brit/ by now
havent seen one of you
>>52718869
a brothel
>>52718960
>she lives in London
literal paki anyway
lads I've finally worked out why I'm not successful and happy
it's because I have an ugly face
how do I get a new one?
>>52719002
ask the koreans haha
![classy-gentleman-drinks-beer-reads-magazine[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/weetXAZ.jpg "classy-gentleman-drinks-beer-reads-magazine[1].jpg")
Fuck off, cunt
wew lads I am a stealthy cunt
A black car was following me last night and I managed to evade it, it was fucking intense
holding a belief
>>52718860
>putting ketchup in the fridge
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>52719046
good job lad!
>>52718980
good for you attention whore
how is that lack of confidence serving you?
having a look
>>52718864
fucking paki cunt
the aussies off again
i'm glad some parts of britain will be BTFO thanks to global waming
Haha lads I am banterous cunt I saw someone acting nervous when I was driving my black car last night and the dickhead fucking legged it straight into a lampost
>>52719083
bloody tories
>>52719083
Put the rhetoric aside
>>52719083
>naguib
DA JOOS conspiring to flood England so immigrants can access their new homes straight off the banana boat
/pol/ was right again!
>>52718869
Despite looking like a crackhead she grew up in one of the most richest districts in the world and is descended from nobility. What a mystery that she managed to become a famous model and actress. Must have taken a lot of hard work and heavy knocks to get there. What an inspiration to young girls and boys everywhere.
LET IT RIP
FACT: you shouldn't get married in the modern world. At best your life will be the first six panels, at worst it will be the last six too.
>>52719083
fucking hate tories
>>52719204
once for christmas my stepdad imported some high quality one from japan
fucking owned any cunts trying to fuck with me
>>52719188
are you implying most female models get there through hard work? literally the only qualification for the job is being good-looking
>>52719083
>mfw it gets really cold over the next couple of days and everything freezes
>>52719123
It's ok I'll just move to Canada
who's suicidal here and how old are you
>>52719204
DRAGOON
R
A
G
O
O
N
>>52719236
I bet that that was the little Red book bit.
>tfw McDonnell is LITERALLY an autist if he thought that that would go down well
>>52718967
I enjoyed it, wbu lass
>>52719241
>tfw it's been sunny and warm here today
ffs, want some snow
>>52719209
Holy Roman Catholic traditional marriage is the only marriage
it hasnt flooded here At All
>>52719242
it'll already be chink/brown infested by that time
>>52717386
And here's a (you) Mr. Poleboo
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Oh oh oh
God bless (you) please Mr. Ribena
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey hey hey
Going about a wank
>>52719236
Dave and Gideon are literally the kind of lads that would've bullied me at school ;_;
really like this picture of kyary lads
>>52719236
what's wrong with Osborne's face? he looks.......weird
>>52719324
Posh twat
>>52719258
Me I guess
I'm not suicidal 24/7, I just get really fucking depressed some times and then I get suicidal, only lasts for a few hours but at the time it feels like it's going to last forever
18 btw
Lads Russia are very angry at Turkey, thousands of oil tankers belonging to ISIS found at their border and they shot down a Russian jet.
>>52719386
bet russia put them there
its a conspiracy
>>52719350
British desu. Continentals are genuinely better looking on average
>>52719082
lads lisicki just called me
a) an attention whore and b) lacking in confidence
*spits out VB* pFFFFFFFFFFFSHHAHHAAAHAHHAA
>>52719386
I'm on Russia's side desu
Why are the Turks being twats?
>>52719289
Really nice, spent it with someone special. Gonna go see family today though
>>52719386
>thousands of oil tankers belonging to ISIS found at their border
Proofs? Russia released some """""""""""proofs"""""""""" about this a while ago that were photoshopped
>>52719330
whos the eejit on the right
fuck sake lads someone was banging on my front door, but mummy isn't here to answer it so im pretending im not in haha, im trying to peak through the curtains to see who it is but don't want them too see me
>>52719350
coked up again
just got up and it's already getting dark
fucking mad!
>>52719298
""""""Catholic"""""""""" girls
almost as bad as devout muslim girls who ride the cock carousel for years before being parceled off to some little brown man who thinks he's getting a virgin he can treat like his goats
>>52719448
>siding with kebabs
scum
>>52719440
I always thought you lived with your family in a basement or an attic or something
>>52719433
>Why are the Turks being twats?
Because ISIS are giving them cheap oil.
>>52719448
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/629409/Russian-jets-smash-ISIS-oil-tankers-after-spotting-12-000-head-for-Turkish-border
name a /brit/ personality that is worth remembering who isn't:
>a tripfag
>an extra flags user
>a JF or a Brit abroad
>an avatarfag
>a meme spammer
>wake up
>listen to choons and browse 4chan
>smoke a joint
>sleep
>repeat
Every day
>>52718323
ah alright lad thanks lad that really makes me feel a bit better about my manlet height
>>52719507
kev
doing a write
>>52719507
you've ruled out anything that might make someone memorable
>>52719507
that one Australian who is very handsome and witty and sexy and funny I love him the most god bless him and god bless us all
>>52719507
mark desu
>>52719541
*doffs trilby*
>>52717386
Garbage. And that's what she is, the Queen of Refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo.
>>52719507
Cavalier, craven, italian
>>52719576
>Garbage
fuck off yank
>>52719507
Ribena
>>52719541
Aisha/Ssara pls go
>>52719541
alri Sara
look at this cat
>>52719607
thats a lynx
>>52719469
asl
>>52719507
me lol
>>52719621
No it's a cat
>>52719607
>>52719621
keep it down will you
