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star wars is american bullshit
stop talking about it and giving amerijews more free advertisement
kpop desu lads
I was going out with a girl, we were kissing on her bed when she suddenly looked really worried. She seemed off the rest of the day. The following week we were kissing at my house, again she freaked out and said she wasn't in love with me. The next day we met, she said she still had feelings for someone back where she lived. I don't know if she is lying or just used it as an excuse because she felt guilty for sleeping with someone else. Do I confront her about it? I might be really paranoid.
Please respond..
Maggoty bread? Sixth time this week! Hate it. HATE IT.
>>52721188
was the gayo any good la? I got back an hour in and just gave up on it
Itt we post pictures of girls that only the BBC can satisfy
>star wars is american bullshit
>stop talking about it and giving amerijews more free advertisement
That all our knowledge begins with experience there can be no doubt. For how is it possible that the faculty of cognition should be awakened into exercise otherwise than by means of objects which affect our senses, and partly of themselves produce representations, partly rouse our powers of understanding into activity, to compare, to connect, or to separate these, and so to convert the raw material of our sensuous impressions into a knowledge of objects, which is called experience? In respect of time, therefore, no knowledge of ours is antecedent to experience, but begins with it.
But, though all our knowledge begins with experience, it by no means follows that all arises out of experience. For, on the contrary, it is quite possible that our empirical knowledge is a compound of that which we receive through impressions, and that which the faculty of cognition supplies from itself (sensuous impressions giving merely the occasion), an addition which we cannot distinguish from the original element given by sense, till long practice has made us attentive to, and skilful in separating it.
People who hate the Tories are almost always students, immigrants, trust fund twats or workshy benefits scroungers
>>52721199
>its where you built london
Sorry m8, I think you have me confused with some wop cunts from Italy
KUMBAMWA
VERY CUTE DESS
>>52721171
most of the cast is British though
>>52721171
May this post pass to the annals of dialectics as the most cogent argument that has ever been formulated.
>playing hoi3
>discover there is a city called cheb
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheb
we should go there for the brit meetup desu
>>52721221
didn't see all of it, got up to seeing iu, then i stopped watching
>>52721188
want to smell a kpop arse desu lads
>>52721221
yeri's would be good
>Posting after the NEW
reeeeeee
>>52721132
>Reading a book about the election I got for Christmas
>Apparently Russell wanted to endorse him before, but Miliband insisted on him delaying it until they had an "interview" so that viewers would think that it was the interview that persuaded Brand so that they would be more likely to support Labour
>This meant delaying his endorsement until after registration had closed
BRAVO MILIBAND
oneitis has liked all my statuses since october. i haven't liked anything or hers ever. she rejected me in april. we haven't met in person since may and haven't exchanged a text this year.
Just pretend it isn't American
SW is the big elephant even if you don't talk about it, it'll still be there, staring
>>52720512
>>52720595
Nah they're not leather but people always ask that. I think they have a sort of wax coating type thing on them. Didn't notice it when I bought them but everyone always points it out and asks me if they're wet and stuff. Should maybe get a new pair.
ello poppet
>>52721302
What book famalam
>>52721318
Is this you?
Hi, I am a British-Pakistani gentleman who posts anti-islamic comments on 4chan to try and fit in.
AMA
Feeling fucking dreadful, way too much red wine last night ugh
>>52721340
"Why the Tories Won" by Tim Ross
He's a Telegraph journalist so I thought that it would be biased but it's actually remarkably even-handed
Top up shop at the Co Op lads. Wish I was in Aldi desu.
@52721366
fuck off paki
>>52721318
Wish i could pull off boots tbqh
>>52721366
Will there ever be a boy born, who can swim faster than a shark?
>>52721366
Why did you install cameras into that Polish girl's shower?
>>52721366
Is your first name Rasheed?
What are your feelings on Pork?
>>52721170
Delete this
>>52721366
Tell me about Bane. Why does he wear the mask?
Let me see all my old friends
let me put my arm around them
because I really do love them
now, does that sound mad?
Captain of games, solid framed
I stood on the touchline
hailstones, driven home
in his car - no breaks? I don't mind
I'm just so glad to grow older
to move away from those darker years
I'm in love for the first time
and I don't feel bad
>>52721318
they fit well and should lose their 'sheen' after a few washes/wears.
Listening to the soundtrack from The Greatest Story Never Told lads
How do I destroy the British economy?
having a RGP (really good poo)
it REMEOWAPSB (really exceeds my expectations of what a poo should be)
>>52721453
vote labour
Girlfriend wants to do anal, does the co op sell lube?
>>52721453
Vote for anyone but Tory
These early sunsets are making me depressed as fuck 2bqh. I can't believe I used to like the winter
>>52721366
fuck off paki
>>52721453
Vote Labour whilst they're being led by Jezza Corbyn
>>52721453
>become george soros
>profit?
cold out
>>52721453
vote for Greens
>>52721303
she feels a bit sorry for you
>>52721170
>[Taylor is waiting for you.]
>>52721479
you're a complete retard if you fall for this
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-EEEE!
>>52721505
Irish weather
>>52721415
in the year 2035
>>52721416
weren't me
>>52721424
>is your first name rasheed
no, it is one of my 7 middle names
>what are your feeligs on pork
very haram
>>52721426
It is actually a burkha
spoiler: Bane is a female
>>52721495
ok bye
![MIDE-275.mp4_snapshot_00.48.15_[2015.12.27_16.28.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dZFlvOZ.jpg "MIDE-275.mp4 snapshot 00.48.15 [2015.12.27 16.28.31]")
>tfw Anri Okita isn't my gf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>52721414
Just try a pair on in the shop man, they look good on anyone. Black jeans + black desert boots always looks decent.
>>52721431
I've actually had the jeans a long time and they still have this sheen to them apparently because people always mention it. As you say though, they fit well so I don't really mind. All the other jeans I've had from Topman over the years have lost their colour weirdly after washing but these ones have stayed black.
>>52721364
Fortunately not.
>>52721530
Not me
Just woke up
I miss my ex gf's tits, they were 34F and I just want to slide my willy between them ;_;
>>52721262
kyary#s on ban watch
>>52721557
>tfw Yume Kana isn't my gf
gonna do a suicide over this one day
>>52721584
I miss your girlfriend's tits too ;_;
Holy fucking shit is there anything more autistic than stem fags unironically believing that if you don't code all day/ work in a bank crunching numbers for 80 hours a week you'll be poor and die because you studied history?
>>52721479
>>52721473
>>52721501
>>52721503
>>52721522
t. capitalistic facists
>>52721594
>chinkies
make it today
>tfw your eating schedule has been fucked up over the last few days with random turkey dinners at all hours
Need to get back to 3 squares as soon as possible tb͜h.
>>52721622
yeah, 1 large fries and 2 mayo chicken burgers plz bruv
>>52721622
>tfw studied philosophy because i enjoyed it
>now work as a data analyst and make dolla
>>52721663
tb͜h.
>>52721635
do you know what fascist means?
>>52721635
>managing the economy better means we're fascists
>>52721584
miss sleeping on my exs thighs desu
>>52721687
>dolla
fuck off yank
>>52721711
this picture is me irl
>tfw studied tuba and got a manager's position at HSBC
>>52721711
me taking the pic haha
Why do people vote Tory since Gideon doubled the debt?
>>52721255
Or just Scottish.
Or Northern.
Or pretty much anyone who isn't a xenophobic middle class Kentish wanker.
>>52721691
Good post f͜am. Join the resistance and say no to being cucked by chinese cartoon forum admins.
Complete the set with: s͜mh
You can only pick 1 (to shag)
>>52721453
Keep voting Tory and then leave the EU.
>>52721783
Conservatives have made gains in Scotland and in the North on a whole. So hi Rasheed McAngus
>>52721783
I believe Scots and northerners were covered in the workshy scroungers part
>>52721808
1 looks slaggiest so 1
>>52721808
Far right la
>>52721808
1 or 4
me again lads
>>52721808
1 looks like a total slag i bet she's filthy
>>52721808
4 is the most obvious choice but honestly my dick is crying out for 1. Dunno why.
>>52721808
#2 pls
>>52721808
4 haha x
>>52721255
i'm a software dev and i hate tories
in fact the only tory i know at work is from Kent
>>52721808
3rd from left
Have I won a prize for bothering to answer?
>>52721783
right, so over 11 million people in the UK are xenophobic wankers from kent
fuck off angus
>>52721683
>Tfw have a grad job so this means nothing
Nice autism
>>52721687
Literally why mate? Heard it's suicide tier boring and the hours are long?
>>52721872
Fuck off she's mine
>>52721817
It's been completely minescule in Scotland, and mainly because of tactical voting and the fact Scottish Labour are utterly fucking incompetent.
The Tories do about as well as the Greens in Scotland.
>>52721808
1 is high test af but ive gotta for for 4 here her thighs are something else
>>52721783
this
t. not a xenophobic middle class Kentish wanker
>>52721808
3 sucks the best dick
>>52721856
You
Again
having a nick nack
>>52721808
They all look horrible
>>52721808
don't understand the point of posting pics like this?
are they supposed to be attractive or is it ironic? they look like inbred ugly munters, all of them do. like they were in a concave or convex mirror
>>52721896
Literally, yes.
>>52721557
>>52721594
>tfw Keri Sable isn't mine
feel bad
>>52721898
I work 35 hours a week and essentially get left alone by upper management if my team hits targets - which we do.
It's not amazing but it's a pretty easy life compared to some.
>>52721808
5>6>2>3>4>1
e Z
>>52721939
>>52721944
Alri Brighton Benders
>>52721907
Greens have 2 MSPs while the Tories have 15 so that's objectively false
which girls are better looking in average, scottish or irish girls?
>>52721944
they're slags tbf, hardly the girls you bring home to meet your parents
>don't understand the point of posting pics like this?
>are they supposed to be attractive or is it ironic? they look like inbred ugly munters, all of them do. like they were in a concave or convex mirror
>>52722011
Irish
blonde qt in the back for me 2bh
>>52721887
Oh so you play computer games all day?
Get a proper job you twat
>>52722004
>he unironically finds that attractive
christ
>I listen to House '''''''''''''music''''''''''''
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>>52721587
Anything banterous or just janny being autistic?
When you have sex with a girl, do you put the whole balls in?
>>52722004
>I am actually attracted the these women
Get better taste faget
>>52722050
1>3>4>2
>>52722007
Sorry, the Tories will do about as well as the Greens and LibDems put together in the 2016 election.
>>52722063
done la
been to 11 countries this year
>>52722011
>girls
bender
>>52722063
>date
fuck off yank
mfw I fucking missed Gayo :(
>>52721808
1 obvs
>white """"""""""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" are the master race
All the places being flooded are scheduled for fracking, hopefully the earthquakes will create giant sinkholes &the water will go down there
>>52722081
With your mum yes since she's so loose
>>52721783
>Scottish Muslim who recently immigrated to study at a Northern University whilst scrounging on benefits and his parents' trust fund detected
>>52722210
t. Mkimbe click click click click click click
met a german-irish neighbour a few years ago
lovely chap, told me all kinds of stories, said his name was Hans O'Renn
heard that his son Kyle got involved in some gang trouble and got in trouble with the police a few times
then one night the little bastard, high on a few substances goes to his dad's place and bashes in his skull all by himself
gotta tell you lads, I was in fucking shock when Kyle O'Renn killed his father Hans, solo.
>>52722063
disappointed that only one person (me) picked the gimmick option :/
>>52722163
Sorry lad I meant "OI M8 WHAT TASTY BIRDS WHOULD YOU SHOW A NICE TIME"
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>>52722073
literally the latter
he posted a pic, i said asl, he put 12 female or summat
all very jovial then janny immediately deleted the post
hasnt been heard from since
>>52722257
fuck off yank
>>52722171
iktfb
It'll be up on jpopsuki soon la got an invite if you need
>>52722107
>UKIP
>0
MEME
>>52722107
>Tory gains: 13.33%
>Green gains: 200%
Say, how are the british girls?
There was an english speaking one in a club and she was carried away by her female friend.
She was drunk, but it was the first time, any woman showed interest in me.
Still thinking a bit about it ;_;.
>>52722107
>Lib Dems
>2011 - 5
>2016 - 6
ORANGE SURGE
>>52722296
It's actually fucking comical they expect to have any support up here.
imagine if taylor swift did porn
>>52722107
>greens: 6
>Tories: 17
So... You just proved me right
Jellybean looking a bit chunky these days or is it just my imagination?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9eZ00bRCGA
>Tfw can't stop stalking that 21 year old lad from my class on 80k a year who flies around the world
FUCK
lads would it be weird if I went out on new years by myself
>>52722330
You sound a bit pathetic, doubt women would want that.
>>52722378
blacked
wonder how many people from /brit/ killed themselves this year
>>52722387
autist
>>52722378
Anjelica looks like Taytay sometimes
Only sometimes though
>tfw no qt edgy gf ;_;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpVa-x7YndY
>>52722378
would be gross, her body is an ironing board with 2 tic tacs on it
>>52722398
why would you want to go and do a thing like that ?
Only watched one movie with the family this holiday
it was fucking beethoven
we all laughed ironically
glad im going back to work tomorrow ngl
>>52722391
>21y/o girl
>more money than can be reasonably explained
>evidence that she flies round the world in the form of her Instagram
Sorry to tell you m8 but she lets oil sheiks shit on her chest for money.
www.tagthesponsor.com
>>52722330
>tfw started snogging some drunk girl at a party when I was drunk
>her friends pulled her away
>then I was walking around a bit later and saw her again so we got back to snogging then I shagged her
>>52722386
Yeah... that's why I apologised and changed what I said.
>>52722288
I'll be alright lad, I'll just make sure I don't miss Daechukje on the 30th. Wonder Girls, Twice and 4Minute aren't performing then but oh well, I'll live, atleast SNSD, AOA and APink are ;-;
>>52722468
yeah i'm sure you'd defiantly turn her down if she came onto you lad
>>52722474
sick of spending new years at home tbqh
thinking of just getting pissed and seeing what happens
>>52722378
Doubt she'd make a good one
>>52722477
It's a guy and he works for KPMG
>>52722430
Moyes used hang around here haha what happened to him?
(the tripfag not the manager x)
>>52722498
>apink
>aoa
shite
>>52722288
The fun is watching it live with kpg tho
Make sure to tune in for the end of year one.
>>52722255
>moyes
>>52722237
>implying anyone in Scotland would go to uni anywhere in England unless it was Oxbridge
£9000 a year just isn't worth it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fND_Y6OgsDs
Got this on repeat lads
>tfw can't do MDMA on New Years because I'm on antidepressants
Fucks sakes might as well just fucking stay in
>tfw I keep accidently wasting my super likes on uggos when I mean to tap the profile to read the bio
JUST
>>52722537
only posts on /sp/ I think lad!!!
How am I supposed to deal with mental unwellness without being a faggot and getting help?
anyone getting sick of all this gookshit in /brit/?
how delayed are these weebs? people were into kpop and jpop like 5 years ago
now it's lame as shit. the next big thing is zpop (zimbabwean pop)
>>52722534
Seems highly unlikely he makes £80k at 21 unless he's related to someone way way up. Even the actuaries on comedy starting salaries make like £30k, nowhere near anything like that.
Is he even a grad at 21?
>>52721285
toca de aca AJAJAJAAAAJJJJJ
>>52722582
Didn't they recently find that Scottish students are poorer than English students?
>>52722612
You can do MDMA you just won't get as good a high and you might get Serotonin Syndrome
>>52722549
nah, not really any other artists performing on the 30th that interest me other than Red Velvet, GFRIEND and EXID tbqh
>>52722555
>the fun is watching it live with kpg
>with kpg
Tell me, are they still on that
>get 2000 posts
>screenshot
>heh /mu/ are you even trying guys? haha
Noncery?
>>52722351
He's not wrong 2bh.
>>52722582
t. gullible moron
It absolutely is worth it and abolishing tuition fees was just a middle class bung. Obviously the tuition fees in Yankshire are cray cray but in principle tuition fees are a progressive policy
>>52722386
No, he just proved himself right.
>>52722301
>>52722624
I am a bit desu.
It's doing my fucking head in. I wonder what kind of cretin does it and what they get from posting Korean girls with every post and talking absolute shite
At least autistically posting kev and stuff is remotely funny
>>52722612
What type lad? If it's not an SSRI you should be fine
>>52722624
do you even know what weeb means, and you'd prefer people to post Anime and Kyary, is that it?
>>52722647
Yes scotland is the worst place to be a poor student in the UK
anyone else let out loud involuntary moans when wanking
where to watch gayo m7s?
>>52722647
I know it's still physically possible for me to do MDMA, I just don't want to you know.. Die a horrible death from serotonin syndrome
>>52722719
All depends on the tablet you are taking and the dose.
Go on tell us
>mate is 25 and makes your mum jokes constantly
>can't say anything back because his mum is dead
>>52722701
everything from the far east is pretty autistic tbqh, would much rather you not post any of that shit at all
Lads, should my character use a knife or just punch the cunt out of cunts?
>>52722498
>Wonder Girls, Twice and 4Minute aren't performing
D
R
O
P
P
E
D
My pac man reservation was cancelled and I wasn't informed...
Slightly miffed 2bh
anybody want to play smash?
>>52722647
Because in England poor people can't afford to go to uni?
throw ur weed spliff in the air like u dont care
attack da police like bundy o hare
fools, with ur billy clubs and ur rules
acting like bullys cause u got bullied at school
put ur sirens on cause its chocka block and the cop forgot his packed lunch the horrible fat fuck
fuck a breathalyzer, keep a penny in my mouth cause my breath stinks of zest and cider
catch me if u can u scally with a badge, ill be waitin anticipating every move ur making
>Scottish accents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os2uKvm0dhY
>the content and/or subject of posts causes me to experience anger
>>52722719
take something that isn't serotonergic like kezzle or charlie
the fact i can't live forever makes me want to die now
>>52722755
>Having a dead mum in your 20s
So glad that I don't have his shit genes, haha
>>52722775
Based Anjelica
Wish she would do more scenes with someone else than her bf
>>52722785
Except more of them go to uni than in Scotland
>>52722630
He joined this stupid scheme they have at A level where they pay you 20k a year whilst studying at Durham and then if you get a 2:1 you go straight to senior management, he did well and got a first and they liked his work as he studied so he's rocketed up
>>52722794
posh twat haha x
>>52722668
>t. An even more gullible MORON
You know none of the money goes towards actually making the uni's better, right?
All goes into bonuses for the Deans and suchlike.
>>52722787
jheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze blud
>>52722815
Congrats, you're having a midlife crisis in your 20s
>>52722718
it's over, but, more on 30th and 31st
https://www.reddit.com/r/kpop/comments/3xk58p/live_kbs_sbs_mbc_gayo_2015/?sort=new
>>52722759
I barely post actual pics, I just talk about it when it's in conversation, but there's much worse that could be and is posted tbqh
>>52722771
kek
>>52722811
Cocaine uptakes serotonin mate just not as much.
>>52722836
She did a piss scene a while ago
It was hot af but she's too pretty to do that shit
>>52722881
no roastie is too pretty, betacuck
>>52722815
Lana?
>>52721188
Kpop is cool desu senpai
>>52722854
>All goes into bonuses
>>52722838
90% of the students in Scottish uni's are ching chongs.
No room for wiatou piggu
how do I get her to like my tweets
k-pop t͏bh fa͏m
>>52722920
who? sara? declare yourself a marxist feminist palestinian
>>52722873
learn something new every day, is it enough to cause serotonin syndrome in moderate doses though?
>wake up
>check phone
>no text
>>52722881
Cool but not into that. Just want her to do a scene like with Rocco again
>>52722949
nah just some qt girl
>>52722836
Wish she would do a Taytay impersonation scene desu
>>52722920
pull a knife on them
>>52722973
general rule:
if she's qt and you're not, she doesn't even know you exist
>>52721178
Disgusting cow
>>52722746
Just an SSRI, I know it's not as dangerous as MAOI or whatever they're called but my mate ODd and had serotonin syndrome once and he nearly died it was bad as fuck
>>52722854
>The Deans the bonuses, the Deans the bonuses
Anyway
>t. EVEN MORE GULLIBLE DRONE
It literally does have an effect and the poorest in England are far more likely to go to uni than their Scottish counterparts
>>52723018
>he doesn't appreciate a good pair of chebs
typical swedish bender
>>52722957
>wake up
>check phone
>text from provider reminding me that they have an exclusive new years deal
>>52722950
>is it enough to cause serotonin syndrome in moderate doses though?
Unless it's incredibly pure no. But some retard that takes anti-depressants and is used to shit coke all their life and goes to take a "moderate dose" of pure coke, they will die. Protip if you do a 40mg bump of coke and it does nothing stay away
>>52722775
lads is /int/ a blue board now or has the janny just stopped giving a fuck
>>52723053
Just kidding you haha
anyone had a successful prostate orgasm here?
>>52722815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_2mWhfOhGU
wew
don't get on very well with my family lads
>wake up
>grababrushandputalittlemakeup
>>52722957
>wake up
>ex left me 6 messages again
CHOON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwxj-9GF1Qs
>>52723054
>wake up
>8 missed calls and various from the lad at work about powerleague (footy) tonight
>turn phone off and go back to sleep
>>52723099
The Janny is so pathetic that he has stopped enforcing his sill rules (that he enforces for free). He no longer has ANYTHING in life worth living for. We've broken him
>>52721318
mate they look horrendous, deffo bin them
wittgenstein was the greatest mind of the 20th century
>wake up
>refresh /int/ catalogue and search for "/brit/"
>post *chiki cha*
>wake up
wew, deleted a years worth of emails on 3 different accounts, all of my porn and most of the anime
it's over lads i'm basically a normalfag now and too cool to be here
want to buy some mdma
>>52723112
I hate this song now because it reminds me of when I was happy
>when he has over 16,000 karma on reddit
leave the leftovers to me
>>52723116
join my family then
CHOOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHo233RntO4
>>52723216
I deleted my 4chan folder when my Pepe collection broke the 2,000 barrier but couldn't get rid of some of the porn I've collected over the years
>tfw sunny and warm in December
Might go have a couple drinks out on the rocks in the James River with some m8s today lads
Never seen weather this nice this time of year before
jelqed too hard
my willy won't get hard anymore
what the fuck should i do???
Cucked myself for life lads
Been working ina job that averages at about 30k a year and absolute maxs at 50-60k, or 80k+ if I become top of my field
Bad feel
Where did all these /brit/ kpop posters come from?
AN SOLO, YER A DEAD MON
>>52723316
what field
>>52722387
>haven't wanked in 5 days
MY FUCKING DIIIIIIIIICK
>>52723207
bad feel innit
>>52723207
>Can't wake up
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/politics/article4649979.ece
FUCKING PAKIS
>>52722794
>that woman from the fucking kids club thing
why did she dress like such a cunt?
Do you reckon it's possible to have a stable relationship with someone you met on a dating website?
>>52723308
you're telling us lad
usually freezing this time of year but i've been leaving my window open all day because i'm hot it's crazy
>>52723359
>thetimes
tory rag, not going to read it unless you give me an archive.is link
>>52723308
Literally English summer weather
>>52723338
How do you stop wanking?
I didn't wank this morning. Decided that I'm going to pull a qt on NYE as I've been invited to a party (fat chance, haha)
>>52723316
>implying having a normie job with normie wages isn't comfy as fuck
50k p/a would be fine for me, I don't intend on having a wife to share it with
>>52723272
I <3 my family tho. it's only when i talk to them that we argue anyway
>>52723316
if you base happiness on income you've already failed
>>52723333
Media relations and speechwriting
Basically write speeches for company execs or politicians and respond to the press and advise them what to say.
Shit pay
>tfw haven't wanked in 3 weeks
what do i do lads?
>>52723394
sure
my mum got married earlier this year to someone she met through a dating website
>>52723317
We realised white girls are vacuous cunts and absolute trash
Doing a poo at work before leaving for the day. Ask me anything.
>/b/ - Random
Misleading title imo
/brit/bantz: Episode I: The Phantom Fatcam
/brit/bantz: Episode II: Meetup of the >moyes
/brit/bantz: Episode III: Revenge of the Riley
/brit/bantz: Episode IV: A New Tripfag
/brit/bantz: Episode V: Ribena Strikes Back
/brit/bantz: Episode VI: Return of the Thailad
/brit/bantz: Episode VII: The Kev Awakens
>>52723318
My post haha :^)
>>52723492
>trash
fuck off yank
>>52723498
>trainers and jeans
what fucking job do you work
>>52723454
Acquire libido
>>52723411
it's difficult lad
the only times I've stopped wanking is through sheer force, the 5 day stint I just did is because I have family staying over christmas so I haven't been able to, go no lock on my bedroom door etc and my nan was staying in the room next to the bathroom so I couldn't go in the shower out of shame
likewise other times i've done it (once went for a whole month) is when I've been staying in hostels with mates, not only am I unable to do it in the bog (again out of shame) I was doing something every day, away from porn and that so I didn't really think about it
>>52723469
Your mum sounds like a used up slut desu. I bet he smashes her fanny every night
>>52723521
Junior apprentice level 2 machine operator at TJ McGubbins.
>>52723505
good post
>>52723394
I did this for a while, she was alright. Met her on PoF which is now used exclusively by fat black women in my area.
>>52723406
>>52723410
We usually only get a couple weeks of this kind of weather in mid spring here. After that it's ~38 degrees through the summer. Definitely need to take advantage of this while it's here.
>>52723394
Don't see why not
If normies can make a relationship just from getting drunk and fucking on a night out, then I don't see why a dating site wouldn't work
is there a bigger twat on telly?
>>52723505
miss riley desu
>>52723502
>creepshot
>trap thread
>why can't atheists define atheism
>rare pepe
>10/10 thread
>TayTay
>YLYL
>AMA
all day erry day
>>52723536
hmmm
I'm going to try convince myself that >>52723532 is true. My erections have been pretty pitiful lately and I reckon that the reason is that I've been wanking several times a day like an absolute madman.
I keep telling myself that if I slow down then I'll get a rod of absolute steel to smash some fannies with
>>52723540
bet you really thought that comment would rile me lmao
What salary would you hope to get/ be happy with in life lads?
I think 50k to 60k would make me happy desu
>>52723600
I miss fatcam
He derailed every /brit/ with ease and stayed up all night arguing like an autist. He'd never give up an argument EVER
>>52723617
do you lift? my libido went through the roof after I started
>>52723630
Of course not son
>>52723633
42k as a php developer
TELL ME ABOUT THE JANNY
WHY DOES HE DO IT FOR FREE?
ITS A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR AN UNPAID MOD
>>52723585
Is he even on telly? Only ever hear of him when I accidentally click one of his extremely-wanky articles on the BBC website.
>>52723633
120k as a cushion tester
>>52723633
$60-80k (USD) would do it for me
I could happily live out the rest of my days making that and retire at a reasonable age
>>52723663
I used to but since I graduated and moved back home I haven't
>>52723633
300k starting as a tuba player
>>52723633
I literally don't care about money so long as I have a nice gf to cuddle and who isn't a bitch or a slut
I'm ok on the money front but failed miserably on the gf frnt
>>52723691
yeah he's sometimes on QT and does news station interviews occasionally
>>52723751
>>52723751
>>52723751
/brit/tia nova
>>52723633
£1,000,000 as a machine operator
>>52723712
well like I said, since I started SL 5x5 I can't go without a wank every day, always big cums
>>52723585
i was on the telly once so yes
>>52723784
JANNY
A
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Literally can't fathom the logic of SJWs. Some black taig girl called me a scottish cunt and I said she was a nigger and all of her mates started to hit me.
Calling someone a Scottish cunt isn't racist but calling them a nigger is?
making an arrangement
>>52721211
Nice dubs
