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southerners are rajeets edition
>de gay
>>52710831
fuck off yank
i can't believe you guys actually bother posting in /brit/ when i talk to americans irl its like talking to a brick wall that has got learning difficulties
you're all completely inept at picking up subtleties or irony, unless its spoonfed to you like 'statement... NOT', seriously I try to banter with americans and they just stare back blankly, its like you have bones in your brain.
janny also delete this thread, this fucking idiot doesn't know the agreeement
>>52710831
official celto-saxon isles region power ranking
1. ireland.
2. highlands
3. isle of man
4. wales
5. lowlands
6. west country
also 6. north
no one cares. midlands
rajeet my son. south
>>52710877
All Americans I've met have been smart and nice desu
>>52710895
sissy white bois have to be castrated under shariah law
>>52710917
what time is Tyrone coming round lad?
brendan fraser
>>52710944
t. rajeet
>>52710944
He went home after boxing day
>>52710961
JUST
>>52710909
fuck off
>>52711003
pajeet my son
My daughteru
>>52711012
J'quan Rodriguez FreedomBurger my son
http://strawpoll.me/6373634
>>52710831
South of England is loads better
morning
going to watch anime all day today
Going to finish up Fate/stay UBW - currently on episode 6 and maybe watch some Fairy Tail tbqh lads
>>52711029
>not séamus mcpotato o'faminelad
are you even trying mehmet
>>52711045
tahrone mah sun
Watching Twin Peaks lads
>>52711066
fuck off no one cares about you or your "heritage"
>>52711066
Are you saying North is better?
>>52711090
yes laqueef
>>52711084
fuck off Purushottama
>>52711115
Why is north better than south?
>>52711053
>fairy tail
>fate series
Christ your taste in anime is awful mate
>>52711115
just fuck off out of our thread with your dumb yank opinions please?
>>52711142
because ramachandra and the designated street shitting gang are all in the south
>>52711171
i made this thread Damodara so you fuck off
>wake up
>check reddit post i made before going to bed
>over 1000 karma for it
:3
>>52711161
w-what would you recommend l-lad i've only been watching anime for like 2 months now.
>>52711199
I cannot wait until winter break ends and /int/ goes back to normal
why did this namefag reply to me
>>52711200
reddit leave
>>52711212
steins gate
fullmetal alchemist
code gay ass
>Tfw work on the phones for the customer helpline in a water company
They've rang me and upped my hours all week lads
Help
>unironically muh heritage posting
>posting names in every response
>underdeveloped, but sternly adhered to retarded opinions
yanks
not even once.
>>52711226
get bent hong
>>52711226
there has been a influx of tripfags and namecunts recently
driving /brit/ further into the shitter
>>52711291
nice opinion aniruddha
>>52711309
not that you would know much about shitters, chiranjivi
WHICH OF YOU LADS REMEMBER RATEMYPOO.COM
>>52711309
This place is over mate. It will never be a den of banter again, not even kidding.
I'm autistic as fuck but even the anime shit is too much for me
>>52711212
>>52711212
Planetes
Bebop
Noucome
Hyouka
NNB
Get started lad
>>52711349
lad...
>>52711343
haha indian names great posts my friend
What's with this "fosters is the UK's most popular beer" meme?
I never see it except for the adverts
>>52711395
well memed damodara
>>52711406
BIG
>>52710917
Most of the yanks I've met online are nice but they're usually a bit bland.
>ahh yes, excellent place to build a house
>>52711369
It never was a den of a banter mate, I've been here for 2 years and though it has had its moments it was always consistently arse desu.
>most of thread is yanks arguing about north/south divide
Ahh the colonials have been taught well i see
>tfw no big burly northern lad to ram my southern sissy shitpipe
>off for a cheeky swim haha
>>52711523
its true that sarcasm goes right past them
>>52711541
>ahh yes, perfect place to take a shit
>>52711547
ive been here all summer lad xD
>>52711406
isnt it australian?
>>52711606
going down to the shops should be really easy though
>>52711547
>and though it has had its moments it was always consistently arse desu.
Pretty much summarises 4chan m8
>>52711586
I can help you out mate
>>52711638
Sit down when you're parched is equally as good la
lads captcha is making me solve it three times in a row every time
help
>>52711633
doesnt mean it cant be englands most popular beer
>Unironically can see my house in the video of the pub that got destroyed in Bury
wew, pls don't dox
>>52711745
You live in Bury
>>52711541
Honestly though, why do Brits keep doing this? I once had a lunch lecture by a British expert on floods and especially flood insurances, who told us that it's still common policy to build houses on floodplains. Apparantly, for this reason, all Britons pay flood-premiums in their home insuraces, even though only about 5% of houses actually risk being flooded, and the people that live there CHOOSE to accept that risk.
Wouldn't it be better, and perhaps less expensive, to just stop the floods from happening?
Lads
When will the yaks go to sleep?
>when an american girl says youre cute
>>52711761
Yes, yes I do
BURY
U
R
Y
>>52711776
in maybe 10 minutes
its half five here haha
>>52711779
>When Americans say you're tall
I always have to fight the urge to say, 'nah, you people are just short'..
>When Americans say they're Dutch
>When Americans say they're German
>When Americans say they're English
>But they're not
>>52711779
>when you post in /brit/
>tfw north heritage
LANCA
A
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C
A
SHIRE
H
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>me and dad takign some firewood up to nan's house later
>ring her to let her know we're coming up
>she says she's not at home right now but will be back shortly
>I rang her house phone
hmm
allright lads
good night
>>52711812
sickens me
as soon as i open my gob irritating burger girls go on about.muh heritage
>>52711774
Flood management is expensive to set up and maintain, and even then none of the methods are flawless
>a racist potatonigger
bit of a weird gimmick 2bh
>>52711833
she obviously redirects her house number to her mobile when she is out you idiot
>>52711856
thats impossible
>>52711833
>post 5 sentences
>still manage to fit in that you're a girl twice
Fuck off
>>52711821
>When /brit/ posts on you
good news lads
i went to the gym hungover as fuck and didn't vomit everywhere/die
>>52711838
>and even then none of the methods are flawless
Depending on importance/population density of the area you want to protect you aim for preventing all but the once-in-1000-years events, or all but the once-in-10.000-years events..
Or just, you know.. Don't build on floodplains, and let the people that do pay for their own insurance premiums.
>>52711932
good lad
Wew, Yorkshire is absolutely fucked
RIP in pieces
>>52711932
why would you even risk that
>>52711972
God has finally seen fit to rid of those northerners.
>>52711972
is there anyone from /brit/ flooded rn
>>52711896
ok but im not a girl
>getting BTFO by water
>>52711961
cheers la, thanks for your support. it's not about the people who hold you up when you succeed, but the people who catch you when you're falling.
>>52711979
risk what? i'm not a bitch
LADS
My parents got a HUGE slice of brie cheese for x-mas. The thing is they FORGOT it and didn't serve it. How funny would it be if I ATE THE WHOLE THING?? I'm considering giving it a go. I WILL post results if I do it.
>>52712059
kys
>>52712013
Yes, almost.
I live near that pub that fell apart
>>52712059
clearly you are a bit though
>>52712061
pic of it
>>52711956
By their flaws I meant more like preventing access or being an eyesore
But yeah don't build on floodplains
>be northern
>drown in your own livingroom
>>52712072
mean la
>>52712084
why la
>>52712118
>be southern
>drown in your boyfriend's cum
Can Northeners even swim?
Who /dryandsouthern/ here?
>>52712143
they look pretty comfy
>>52712143
no lad they lack the basic motor skills
>>52712163
>>52712163
Right here la
Anyone want to bum me? I've been told by multiple people I have an exceptional bottom
>>52712163
aint had rainfall here for like nearly a week haha
>All these pathetic southern fairies who think they're superior because of mummy and daddy giving them a secure life
Literally lmaoing at you gay cunts
Whole place smells like Christmas farts
Anyone else?
>>52712205
>Indians and Africans are better because many of them live like animals
>poortheners
>>52712104
>preventing access
This one: >>52711774
Is usually open, and closes only when it is needed or for its regular tests.
>being an eyesore
I think flood management has its appeals, but I'm probably biased having grown up surrounded by it..
>But yeah don't build on floodplains
Or really reinforce your area.. But they don't seem to do that in Yorkshire.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qABG0xdrjw
r8 my northern accent
>>52712196
yeah just keep your head down though
>>52712253
>Has a trip name 'banter'
>inexplicably bad at it
>>52712264
fucking kek
made it through christmas day and boxing day without killing myself
Hello lads x
>have pale, soft and supple skin and a great arse
>can't grow chest or facial hair beyond teenage shite
>crack and legs are hairy as a Turk
Why?
There's nothing better than a nice sausage.
>>52712294
Enjoy swimming
>>52712356
waheyyyy hahaha
>>52712328
good job, me too
now let's see if I can last until the next one
>128gb SSD is the only storage in my laptop
This was a mistake. S M H
>>52712376
>Muh superiority because da government handouts all go to London to stop it flooding because of muh banks
>>52712328
>>52712384
Same t bh
>Good Christmas
>Then my sister decides to announce to the family she's pregnant.
Why can't I just have a normal happy Christmas for once?
>>52712429
what? is it yours? actually I don't care
>>52712407
>the bankers the bonuses
Can't make this shit up.
>>52712402
>tfw my laptop has 2x 250gb SSDs in RAID
>>52712429
knocked up by a negro?
>they fell for the SSD meme
>>52712450
>Southerner
>Annoying little cunt who thinks he is a 'lad' with 'banter' but is anything but
Can't make this shit up
>>52712444
>CARA POST
>>52712466
No. A GOD DAMN REDNECK
>>52712429
My uncle announced he was gay last christmas lad.
>northerners choose to live on the floodplain known as Yorkshire
muh floods its the southerners and the bankers muh mines
>All these angry Northerners
Cone on lads, why don't you swim down to the pub and have a pint, calm down a bit.
anyone else see that 20 Years of Peter Kay shite last week? what absolute dogshit, it's just his friends and him sitting round for an hour telling us how great he is
and I didn't realise he had a degree in performance art, I thought he was just naturally funny
fat cunt, put me off him completely
1/5 stars
Good thing I live in the irrelevant East Midlands :)
>>52712503
That might be worst tbqh
>>52712579
>naturally funny
>funny
>IMPLYING
>northerners live in an above-ground sewer built on floodplains
>shocked when it floods
>>52712592
midlands is just a bunch of northerners in denial
there's no such thing as the midlands
>>52712556
>Muh government spends all the moeny on flood barriers for me everybody else is scum though
>>52712560
Come on now rasheed
yank in london here ladm8ys
heard someone call a guy 'marty tosspot' yesterday
what does this mean
>>52712609
He has a son too. He brought the bf round this year, quite a nice bloke though imho
>>52712618
Atleast you can have a wash this year lad
>>52712618
>the government prioritises its biggest assets this isn't fair waaaah
>>52712630
You probably heard 'mardy', which means miserable cunt basically
wife's son threatened to glass me over christmas dinner lads
this cannot continue
I love the north/south arguments.
I think half the people aren't even from those areas and just pick one each time to argue for/against.
>yfw northerners have to swim to the dole office
>>52712630
it's an insult ahahahaha
>>52712579
GARLIC
B
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E
A
D
>>52712637
>Southern people 'banter'
Haha good one
>>52712664
kek, I'll give you that, first one that's made me laugh
>>52712630
was probably 'mardy' not 'marty', which means stroppy, petulent, irritated/irritable
Tosspot is just a variation on tosser which is a generic insult meaning 'gay', as in 'tosssing off' (masturbating))
alri lads.
feeling quite bloated after the festivities, if i don't get gout it will be a christmas miracle.
omw 2 the pub
t. Pajeetherner
>>52712616
delet this
hi /brit/!
how many of you have a separate tap for hot and cold water at home/work?
>>52712663
>I think half the people aren't even from those areas
so if i'm not from the north or the south where am i from
>>52712429
is she married?
>>52712654
why?
>>52712708
midlands
>>52712706
this ain't the 80s any more pal
>>52712688
>banter
It's literally true lad huehue
>>52712630
>>52712651
>>52712689
It really is true. American t is a d
>Leeds
>>52712706
None at home lad, 2 taps at work
>tfw the only places that flood here are parks and fields
based chelmsford
>>52712736
"midlands" is the north
>>52712730
we served collieflower at dinner and he said it wasn't traditional
who /stephen's day hangover/ here?
fucking dying
>>52712706
shower and kitchen sink don't
bathroom sink and bath do
how are your post-christmas poos going lads? mine are girthy and dry and very black t b h
Is today a normal working day?
Wanna go maplin which is usually open till 5pm on a Sunday.
>>52712782
the fuck is that?
>>52712788
this
>>52712706
none at home and none at work t b h
christmas was pretty dead this year desu
Downloading 1880s translations of the ancient Theravadin Buddhist canonical texts lads haha
>>52712803
Think so lad
>>52712765
>Daddy I want to go to the park
>Mehmet my son, the parks are flooded
That's based? Northern logic.
>stick my hand into a box of mixed sweets
>completely forgetting I stuck a load of gobstobbers in there
>bite into them without looking thinking they're chewers
>just unironically shattered one of my teeth
oh well that'll learn me ahahaha
>My Bracket is literally STILL NOT HERE
>Ordered Friday 18th
>Next day delivery
>It's been NINE fucking days.
>>52712834
Nah Disney said its not canon anymore
>>52712803
think it's open as normal t b h. what are you buying lad?
>>52712803
what are you planning on buying?
>>52712812
It is an official public holiday in Alsace, Austria, Balearic Islands, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Catalonia, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, Germany, Ireland, Italy, Luxembourg, Macedonia, Montenegro, Moselle, Norway, Philippines, Poland, Romania, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Sweden, and Switzerland.
>>52712859
Which courier service?
>>52712834
>I'm not religious but I'm very spiritual: the post
>>52712851
chelmsford has very few pakis 2bh, poorly memed
>>52712863
>>52712866
I'm buying one of those small bluetooth keyboards to use with my rasperry pi media centre.
>>52712264
Criminally underrated post
>>52712788
so you only take baths then? you never shower?
>>52712906
I am religious though?
>>52712264
Spot on
>>52712859
We have holiday as well m8
>>52712923
i always shower
>>52712927
>I am religious
Christ, Sunday brunch is such utter shit
>muh banter
>muh easygoing cooking
>muh crew laughing, they're one of the lads :^)
>muh contestant cuts to two other people sipping wine
>>52712663
>tfw midlander
>tfw shilling and countershilling for both
:^)
>>52712796
mine have had so much fucking density to them
like neutron stars
>>52712954
i dont imagine thats very enjoyable with separated taps for cold and hot
lads i know it's avenged sevenfold but just listen to that opening, it's so beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_gvUjPxDuU
>being called Simon Rimmer
>>52712961
wait sorry i meant I am not** religious though
>>52712765
>tfw live at the top of a hill
>safe from when Southend inevitably floods
Based Hockley
Henry's in the house lads.
>>52712993
i don't imagine it will be very enjoyable when i rock your chin in pal
>>52712905
Yodel I think
>>52712775
>collieflower
don't remember when i last saw the sun before today
>>52713002
>I am not** religious
>>52712993
Have you never heard of an electric shower you nonce?
>>52712962
yeah it's so forced and shite, not sure how they think it's convincing to imply the guests aren't there solely to shill whatever project they're working on.
fucking hell my tinder game has gotten really low recently i dunno what happened, no matches for the last few days this couldnt be to do with christmas could it?
also that bird i think has gone back to sheffield which is shit i wanted to ask her out ffs
now ive got to go to some stupid garage grime night for my mates bday apparently, the same fucking people we see every fucking time we go town LEVELZ with ZED BIAS - AGAIN.
WE ALWAYS GO TO THIS SAME FUCKING NIGHT DONT U GET BORED OF IT!?!??!
and im hungover
>>52713013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du7qO1_vOnk
does the lad from fake taxi ever get bored of shagging slags?
>>52712985
good lad. i keep worrying mine will crack the bowl when they drop they're that heavy t b h
The ex wife's son is over for crimbo , annoying cunt.
>>52712993
he literally said the opposite you spastic slav
>>52713013
>lopping off your nose and replacing it with a straw to make snorting gear easier
Clever little lad is are [sic] Henry
>>52712962
I hate that cunt Tim Lovejoy. I bet his CV says professional cockney.
>UK astronaut Tim Peake has tweeted a light-hearted apology after dialling a wrong number from space and saying to a woman on the other end of the line: "Hello, is this planet Earth?"
why did we send a complete buffoon up there
Making a fake girl profile for tinder lads
Can you send pics on it yet?
just seen a yank get bantered to fuck by a bulgarian over his sliced up cock
>>52713102
banter
>>52713008
top of a hill here too
assume you're that guy that hates abellio lel
>>52713089
that makes sense then
>"Boxing Day"
who /hahahaha/ here
hahahaha
>>52713077
He's old as fuck, literally all grey hair. I think he does to prove to everyone 'im not old h-ha' you know of those types that refuse to acknowledge that they're aging, but in this case he does it by fucking everything that walks.
>>52713101
hate him so much talking over everyone and asking idiot questions and doing his spastic cockney mong laugh
>>52713063
Guests today were Kym Marsh and Hugh Fernley fuck face
Two of the most irrelevant people on this planet
>>52713107
why would you do that you absolute winnit
>being so poor you can't even defend your home against water (water)
>>52713061
to be honest i havent. ive heard about electric or gas boilers, but those tend to be used for baths not for showers - you cant really control the temperature there
>>52713135
it could be a lot worse 2bh
>>52713135
well fair play to him, he has a good life
Next year year I'm getting a Korean gf lads. I've decided.
>>52713122
Yeah that's me lad. £2.30 from Hockley to Rochford (that's 1 stop), takes about 5 minutes
my fucking dad interrupted me gorging on meatballs and microchips like
>"ANON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAKING SUCH A RACKET"
>"dad im eating some fuckin metaballs here like m8"
>"YOU LEFT THE FRIDGE DOOR OPEN!!! *slams*"
>"fucking hell lad"
fucking parents or wot
>>52713148
Collect nudes from lesbians and attractive men
>>52713166
I want to sniff those shoes.
anyone miss simon amstell? nobody is better at making smug celebrities feel stupid and small
>>52713166
congratulations!
>christmas is over
>all that's left is Normie Year's Eve
aaaaaaaaaa
>>52713199
yeah
i miss mark lamarr too
>>52713184
26 minutes to stratford, 2 stops (shenfield, stratford) used to cost me £23 return every day
thank god i got a railcard
>>52713185
Shouldn't have left the fridge door open then you cretin
>>52713199
amstell's a top lad tbf
>>52713166
post her feet la
>>52713224
>tfw normie years eve is my birthday
>would rather stay inside but have to go out so i don't look like a double sad cunt
le sigh
>>52713166
thinking of quitting my shit job and going to thailand for sex tourism desu
>>52713238
i was gonna fucking close it, it makes a beeping sound, it was like 2am my dads just being a fucking westhead
just did a sleep for most of this thread.. is rasheed away yet?
considering downloading windows 10 today finally lads
