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southerners are rajeets edition
>de gay
>>52710831
fuck off yank
i can't believe you guys actually bother posting in /brit/ when i talk to americans irl its like talking to a brick wall that has got learning difficulties
you're all completely inept at picking up subtleties or irony, unless its spoonfed to you like 'statement... NOT', seriously I try to banter with americans and they just stare back blankly, its like you have bones in your brain.
janny also delete this thread, this fucking idiot doesn't know the agreeement
>>52710831
official celto-saxon isles region power ranking
1. ireland.
2. highlands
3. isle of man
4. wales
5. lowlands
6. west country
also 6. north
no one cares. midlands
rajeet my son. south
>>52710877
All Americans I've met have been smart and nice desu
>>52710895
sissy white bois have to be castrated under shariah law
>>52710917
what time is Tyrone coming round lad?
brendan fraser
>>52710944
t. rajeet
>>52710944
He went home after boxing day
>>52710961
JUST
>>52710909
fuck off
>>52711003
pajeet my son
My daughteru
>>52711012
J'quan Rodriguez FreedomBurger my son
http://strawpoll.me/6373634
>>52710831
South of England is loads better
morning
going to watch anime all day today
Going to finish up Fate/stay UBW - currently on episode 6 and maybe watch some Fairy Tail tbqh lads
>>52711029
>not séamus mcpotato o'faminelad
are you even trying mehmet
>>52711045
tahrone mah sun
Watching Twin Peaks lads
>>52711066
fuck off no one cares about you or your "heritage"
>>52711066
Are you saying North is better?
>>52711090
yes laqueef
>>52711084
fuck off Purushottama
>>52711115
Why is north better than south?
>>52711053
>fairy tail
>fate series
Christ your taste in anime is awful mate
>>52711115
just fuck off out of our thread with your dumb yank opinions please?
>>52711142
because ramachandra and the designated street shitting gang are all in the south
>>52711171
i made this thread Damodara so you fuck off
>wake up
>check reddit post i made before going to bed
>over 1000 karma for it
:3
>>52711161
w-what would you recommend l-lad i've only been watching anime for like 2 months now.
>>52711199
I cannot wait until winter break ends and /int/ goes back to normal
why did this namefag reply to me
>>52711200
reddit leave
>>52711212
steins gate
fullmetal alchemist
code gay ass
>Tfw work on the phones for the customer helpline in a water company
They've rang me and upped my hours all week lads
Help
>unironically muh heritage posting
>posting names in every response
>underdeveloped, but sternly adhered to retarded opinions
yanks
not even once.
>>52711226
get bent hong
>>52711226
there has been a influx of tripfags and namecunts recently
driving /brit/ further into the shitter
>>52711291
nice opinion aniruddha
>>52711309
not that you would know much about shitters, chiranjivi
WHICH OF YOU LADS REMEMBER RATEMYPOO.COM
>>52711309
This place is over mate. It will never be a den of banter again, not even kidding.
I'm autistic as fuck but even the anime shit is too much for me
>>52711212
>>52711212
Planetes
Bebop
Noucome
Hyouka
NNB
Get started lad
>>52711349
lad...
>>52711343
haha indian names great posts my friend
What's with this "fosters is the UK's most popular beer" meme?
I never see it except for the adverts
>>52711395
well memed damodara
>>52711406
BIG
>>52710917
Most of the yanks I've met online are nice but they're usually a bit bland.
>ahh yes, excellent place to build a house
>>52711369
It never was a den of a banter mate, I've been here for 2 years and though it has had its moments it was always consistently arse desu.
>most of thread is yanks arguing about north/south divide
Ahh the colonials have been taught well i see
>tfw no big burly northern lad to ram my southern sissy shitpipe
>off for a cheeky swim haha
>>52711523
its true that sarcasm goes right past them
>>52711541
>ahh yes, perfect place to take a shit
>>52711547
ive been here all summer lad xD
>>52711406
isnt it australian?
>>52711606
going down to the shops should be really easy though
>>52711547
>and though it has had its moments it was always consistently arse desu.
Pretty much summarises 4chan m8
>>52711586
I can help you out mate
>>52711638
Sit down when you're parched is equally as good la
lads captcha is making me solve it three times in a row every time
help
>>52711633
doesnt mean it cant be englands most popular beer
>Unironically can see my house in the video of the pub that got destroyed in Bury
wew, pls don't dox
>>52711745
You live in Bury
>>52711541
Honestly though, why do Brits keep doing this? I once had a lunch lecture by a British expert on floods and especially flood insurances, who told us that it's still common policy to build houses on floodplains. Apparantly, for this reason, all Britons pay flood-premiums in their home insuraces, even though only about 5% of houses actually risk being flooded, and the people that live there CHOOSE to accept that risk.
Wouldn't it be better, and perhaps less expensive, to just stop the floods from happening?
Lads
When will the yaks go to sleep?
>when an american girl says youre cute
>>52711761
Yes, yes I do
BURY
U
R
Y
>>52711776
in maybe 10 minutes
its half five here haha
>>52711779
>When Americans say you're tall
I always have to fight the urge to say, 'nah, you people are just short'..
>When Americans say they're Dutch
>When Americans say they're German
>When Americans say they're English
>But they're not
>>52711779
>when you post in /brit/
>tfw north heritage
LANCA
A
N
C
A
SHIRE
H
I
R
E
>me and dad takign some firewood up to nan's house later
>ring her to let her know we're coming up
>she says she's not at home right now but will be back shortly
>I rang her house phone
hmm
allright lads
good night
>>52711812
sickens me
as soon as i open my gob irritating burger girls go on about.muh heritage
>>52711774
Flood management is expensive to set up and maintain, and even then none of the methods are flawless
>a racist potatonigger
bit of a weird gimmick 2bh
>>52711833
she obviously redirects her house number to her mobile when she is out you idiot
>>52711856
thats impossible
>>52711833
>post 5 sentences
>still manage to fit in that you're a girl twice
Fuck off
>>52711821
>When /brit/ posts on you
good news lads
i went to the gym hungover as fuck and didn't vomit everywhere/die
>>52711838
>and even then none of the methods are flawless
Depending on importance/population density of the area you want to protect you aim for preventing all but the once-in-1000-years events, or all but the once-in-10.000-years events..
Or just, you know.. Don't build on floodplains, and let the people that do pay for their own insurance premiums.
>>52711932
good lad
Wew, Yorkshire is absolutely fucked
RIP in pieces
>>52711932
why would you even risk that
>>52711972
God has finally seen fit to rid of those northerners.
>>52711972
is there anyone from /brit/ flooded rn
>>52711896
ok but im not a girl
>getting BTFO by water
>>52711961
cheers la, thanks for your support. it's not about the people who hold you up when you succeed, but the people who catch you when you're falling.
>>52711979
risk what? i'm not a bitch
LADS
My parents got a HUGE slice of brie cheese for x-mas. The thing is they FORGOT it and didn't serve it. How funny would it be if I ATE THE WHOLE THING?? I'm considering giving it a go. I WILL post results if I do it.
>>52712059
kys
>>52712013
Yes, almost.
I live near that pub that fell apart
>>52712059
clearly you are a bit though
>>52712061
pic of it
>>52711956
By their flaws I meant more like preventing access or being an eyesore
But yeah don't build on floodplains
>be northern
>drown in your own livingroom
>>52712072
mean la
>>52712084
why la
>>52712118
>be southern
>drown in your boyfriend's cum
Can Northeners even swim?
Who /dryandsouthern/ here?
>>52712143
they look pretty comfy
>>52712143
no lad they lack the basic motor skills
>>52712163
Right here la
Anyone want to bum me? I've been told by multiple people I have an exceptional bottom
>>52712163
aint had rainfall here for like nearly a week haha
>All these pathetic southern fairies who think they're superior because of mummy and daddy giving them a secure life
Literally lmaoing at you gay cunts
Whole place smells like Christmas farts
Anyone else?
>>52712205
>Indians and Africans are better because many of them live like animals
>poortheners
>>52712104
>preventing access
This one: >>52711774
Is usually open, and closes only when it is needed or for its regular tests.
>being an eyesore
I think flood management has its appeals, but I'm probably biased having grown up surrounded by it..
>But yeah don't build on floodplains
Or really reinforce your area.. But they don't seem to do that in Yorkshire.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qABG0xdrjw
r8 my northern accent
>>52712196
yeah just keep your head down though
>>52712253
>Has a trip name 'banter'
>inexplicably bad at it
>>52712264
fucking kek
made it through christmas day and boxing day without killing myself
Hello lads x
>have pale, soft and supple skin and a great arse
>can't grow chest or facial hair beyond teenage shite
>crack and legs are hairy as a Turk
Why?
There's nothing better than a nice sausage.
>>52712294
Enjoy swimming
>>52712356
waheyyyy hahaha
>>52712328
good job, me too
now let's see if I can last until the next one
>128gb SSD is the only storage in my laptop
This was a mistake. S M H
>>52712376
>Muh superiority because da government handouts all go to London to stop it flooding because of muh banks
>>52712328
>>52712384
Same t bh
>Good Christmas
>Then my sister decides to announce to the family she's pregnant.
Why can't I just have a normal happy Christmas for once?
>>52712429
what? is it yours? actually I don't care
>>52712407
>the bankers the bonuses
Can't make this shit up.
>>52712402
>tfw my laptop has 2x 250gb SSDs in RAID
>>52712429
knocked up by a negro?
>they fell for the SSD meme
>>52712450
>Southerner
>Annoying little cunt who thinks he is a 'lad' with 'banter' but is anything but
Can't make this shit up
>>52712444
>CARA POST
>>52712466
No. A GOD DAMN REDNECK
>>52712429
My uncle announced he was gay last christmas lad.
>northerners choose to live on the floodplain known as Yorkshire
muh floods its the southerners and the bankers muh mines
>All these angry Northerners
Cone on lads, why don't you swim down to the pub and have a pint, calm down a bit.
anyone else see that 20 Years of Peter Kay shite last week? what absolute dogshit, it's just his friends and him sitting round for an hour telling us how great he is
and I didn't realise he had a degree in performance art, I thought he was just naturally funny
fat cunt, put me off him completely
1/5 stars
Good thing I live in the irrelevant East Midlands :)
>>52712503
That might be worst tbqh
>>52712579
>naturally funny
>funny
>IMPLYING
>northerners live in an above-ground sewer built on floodplains
>shocked when it floods
>>52712592
midlands is just a bunch of northerners in denial
there's no such thing as the midlands
>>52712556
>Muh government spends all the moeny on flood barriers for me everybody else is scum though
>>52712560
Come on now rasheed
yank in london here ladm8ys
heard someone call a guy 'marty tosspot' yesterday
what does this mean
>>52712609
He has a son too. He brought the bf round this year, quite a nice bloke though imho
>>52712618
Atleast you can have a wash this year lad
>>52712618
>the government prioritises its biggest assets this isn't fair waaaah
>>52712630
You probably heard 'mardy', which means miserable cunt basically
wife's son threatened to glass me over christmas dinner lads
this cannot continue
I love the north/south arguments.
I think half the people aren't even from those areas and just pick one each time to argue for/against.
>yfw northerners have to swim to the dole office
>>52712630
it's an insult ahahahaha
>>52712579
GARLIC
B
R
E
A
D
>>52712637
>Southern people 'banter'
Haha good one
>>52712664
kek, I'll give you that, first one that's made me laugh
>>52712630
was probably 'mardy' not 'marty', which means stroppy, petulent, irritated/irritable
Tosspot is just a variation on tosser which is a generic insult meaning 'gay', as in 'tosssing off' (masturbating))
alri lads.
feeling quite bloated after the festivities, if i don't get gout it will be a christmas miracle.
omw 2 the pub
t. Pajeetherner
>>52712616
delet this
hi /brit/!
how many of you have a separate tap for hot and cold water at home/work?
>>52712663
>I think half the people aren't even from those areas
so if i'm not from the north or the south where am i from
>>52712429
is she married?
>>52712654
why?
>>52712708
midlands
>>52712706
this ain't the 80s any more pal
>>52712688
>banter
It's literally true lad huehue
>>52712630
>>52712651
>>52712689
It really is true. American t is a d
>Leeds
>>52712706
None at home lad, 2 taps at work
>tfw the only places that flood here are parks and fields
based chelmsford
>>52712736
"midlands" is the north
>>52712730
we served collieflower at dinner and he said it wasn't traditional
who /stephen's day hangover/ here?
fucking dying
>>52712706
shower and kitchen sink don't
bathroom sink and bath do
how are your post-christmas poos going lads? mine are girthy and dry and very black t b h
Is today a normal working day?
Wanna go maplin which is usually open till 5pm on a Sunday.
>>52712782
the fuck is that?
>>52712788
this
>>52712706
none at home and none at work t b h
christmas was pretty dead this year desu
Downloading 1880s translations of the ancient Theravadin Buddhist canonical texts lads haha
>>52712803
Think so lad
>>52712765
>Daddy I want to go to the park
>Mehmet my son, the parks are flooded
That's based? Northern logic.
>stick my hand into a box of mixed sweets
>completely forgetting I stuck a load of gobstobbers in there
>bite into them without looking thinking they're chewers
>just unironically shattered one of my teeth
oh well that'll learn me ahahaha
>My Bracket is literally STILL NOT HERE
>Ordered Friday 18th
>Next day delivery
>It's been NINE fucking days.
>>52712834
Nah Disney said its not canon anymore
>>52712803
think it's open as normal t b h. what are you buying lad?
>>52712803
what are you planning on buying?
>>52712812
It is an official public holiday in Alsace, Austria, Balearic Islands, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Catalonia, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, Germany, Ireland, Italy, Luxembourg, Macedonia, Montenegro, Moselle, Norway, Philippines, Poland, Romania, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Sweden, and Switzerland.
>>52712859
Which courier service?
>>52712834
>I'm not religious but I'm very spiritual: the post
>>52712851
chelmsford has very few pakis 2bh, poorly memed
>>52712863
>>52712866
I'm buying one of those small bluetooth keyboards to use with my rasperry pi media centre.
>>52712264
Criminally underrated post
>>52712788
so you only take baths then? you never shower?
>>52712906
I am religious though?
>>52712264
Spot on
>>52712859
We have holiday as well m8
>>52712923
i always shower
>>52712927
>I am religious
Christ, Sunday brunch is such utter shit
>muh banter
>muh easygoing cooking
>muh crew laughing, they're one of the lads :^)
>muh contestant cuts to two other people sipping wine
>>52712663
>tfw midlander
>tfw shilling and countershilling for both
:^)
>>52712796
mine have had so much fucking density to them
like neutron stars
>>52712954
i dont imagine thats very enjoyable with separated taps for cold and hot
lads i know it's avenged sevenfold but just listen to that opening, it's so beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_gvUjPxDuU
>being called Simon Rimmer
>>52712961
wait sorry i meant I am not** religious though
>>52712765
>tfw live at the top of a hill
>safe from when Southend inevitably floods
Based Hockley
Henry's in the house lads.
>>52712993
i don't imagine it will be very enjoyable when i rock your chin in pal
>>52712905
Yodel I think
>>52712775
>collieflower
don't remember when i last saw the sun before today
>>52713002
>I am not** religious
>>52712993
Have you never heard of an electric shower you nonce?
>>52712962
yeah it's so forced and shite, not sure how they think it's convincing to imply the guests aren't there solely to shill whatever project they're working on.
fucking hell my tinder game has gotten really low recently i dunno what happened, no matches for the last few days this couldnt be to do with christmas could it?
also that bird i think has gone back to sheffield which is shit i wanted to ask her out ffs
now ive got to go to some stupid garage grime night for my mates bday apparently, the same fucking people we see every fucking time we go town LEVELZ with ZED BIAS - AGAIN.
WE ALWAYS GO TO THIS SAME FUCKING NIGHT DONT U GET BORED OF IT!?!??!
and im hungover
>>52713013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du7qO1_vOnk
does the lad from fake taxi ever get bored of shagging slags?
>>52712985
good lad. i keep worrying mine will crack the bowl when they drop they're that heavy t b h
The ex wife's son is over for crimbo , annoying cunt.
>>52712993
he literally said the opposite you spastic slav
>>52713013
>lopping off your nose and replacing it with a straw to make snorting gear easier
Clever little lad is are [sic] Henry
>>52712962
I hate that cunt Tim Lovejoy. I bet his CV says professional cockney.
>UK astronaut Tim Peake has tweeted a light-hearted apology after dialling a wrong number from space and saying to a woman on the other end of the line: "Hello, is this planet Earth?"
why did we send a complete buffoon up there
Making a fake girl profile for tinder lads
Can you send pics on it yet?
just seen a yank get bantered to fuck by a bulgarian over his sliced up cock
>>52713102
banter
>>52713008
top of a hill here too
assume you're that guy that hates abellio lel
>>52713089
that makes sense then
>"Boxing Day"
who /hahahaha/ here
hahahaha
>>52713077
He's old as fuck, literally all grey hair. I think he does to prove to everyone 'im not old h-ha' you know of those types that refuse to acknowledge that they're aging, but in this case he does it by fucking everything that walks.
>>52713101
hate him so much talking over everyone and asking idiot questions and doing his spastic cockney mong laugh
>>52713063
Guests today were Kym Marsh and Hugh Fernley fuck face
Two of the most irrelevant people on this planet
>>52713107
why would you do that you absolute winnit
>being so poor you can't even defend your home against water (water)
>>52713061
to be honest i havent. ive heard about electric or gas boilers, but those tend to be used for baths not for showers - you cant really control the temperature there
>>52713135
it could be a lot worse 2bh
>>52713135
well fair play to him, he has a good life
Next year year I'm getting a Korean gf lads. I've decided.
>>52713122
Yeah that's me lad. £2.30 from Hockley to Rochford (that's 1 stop), takes about 5 minutes
my fucking dad interrupted me gorging on meatballs and microchips like
>"ANON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAKING SUCH A RACKET"
>"dad im eating some fuckin metaballs here like m8"
>"YOU LEFT THE FRIDGE DOOR OPEN!!! *slams*"
>"fucking hell lad"
fucking parents or wot
>>52713148
Collect nudes from lesbians and attractive men
>>52713166
I want to sniff those shoes.
anyone miss simon amstell? nobody is better at making smug celebrities feel stupid and small
>>52713166
congratulations!
>christmas is over
>all that's left is Normie Year's Eve
aaaaaaaaaa
>>52713199
yeah
i miss mark lamarr too
>>52713184
26 minutes to stratford, 2 stops (shenfield, stratford) used to cost me £23 return every day
thank god i got a railcard
>>52713185
Shouldn't have left the fridge door open then you cretin
>>52713199
amstell's a top lad tbf
>>52713166
post her feet la
>>52713224
>tfw normie years eve is my birthday
>would rather stay inside but have to go out so i don't look like a double sad cunt
le sigh
>>52713166
thinking of quitting my shit job and going to thailand for sex tourism desu
>>52713238
i was gonna fucking close it, it makes a beeping sound, it was like 2am my dads just being a fucking westhead
just did a sleep for most of this thread.. is rasheed away yet?
considering downloading windows 10 today finally lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idmu4sZm7jU
s m h
>>52713236
Shameful innit pal - wouldn't be surprised if the bird behind the ticket booth started wearing a Bally
Fucking robbery
>>52713274
no lad you will fucking learn to close the fucking fridge door or you can fuck off out of his house you cretinous little mong
do guys ever get messaged first on okcupid?
>>52713288
>Deports 92 year old ill woman who will die soon anyway
>Imports a billion Islamists and Syrians who hate the country and gives them housing
baka, fuck this country
>>52713224
>tfw birthday is on New years eve
>tfw no friends
>literally sit inside on /brit/ or /4chan/ every new years eve
kill me
>>52713309
fucking you cant tell me what to do you arent my real dad *slams door*
>>52713274
Should have done it earlier you utter wastegash
>>52713281
lad desu the store app crashed my laptop once, make sure to remove all the built in shit
http://www.howtogeek.com/224798/how-to-uninstall-windows-10s-built-in-apps-and-how-to-reinstall-them/
>>52713318
lol no, unless its a MUNTER
lads i've done FOUR (4) poos today already and i can feel another one in the chamber. i'm a poo machine today t b h
>>52713354
holy mother of reddit.
>>52713288
>thought she could just come in on a tourist visa and sort it out afterwards
her own fault 2bh
>>52713318
yes but i'm pretending to be a girl
taylor swift posts a picture of herself in an elf suit
internet goes wild
i just want to ram her arsehole tb h
>>52713402
why's she so perfect bros
tried to play pokemon but turned it off in under a minute
nostalgia is lost on me
>>52713396
so would it be better if she never got cleared for any form of visa?
>>52713392
Yeah that foul cunt in the back aye
>>52713418
Illuminati
>>52713236
Cost of public transport in the UK is honestly beyond a joke. Costs 20p to go anywhere in the city here in a single journey. 50p to go 40km by train into Moscow.
>>52713418
>Taylor is naked under all her clothes
>>52713444
then she wouldn't have got in in the first instance.
>>52713402
eww bumholes are stinky
>>52713474
WEW
>>52713474
>Girls have breasts and a vagina
What if old people are just tricking into thinking they are stupid, mentally deficient, slow and can barely walk? What if they're pissing themselves on purpose to get back at society for all the sht they've put up with?
>>52713418
looks like a boy
>>52713457
yeah, but at the end of the day you still have to live in russia
>>52713524
>fucking cunts, i'll sit in my own piss for the rest of the day, that'll teach them a lesson
crafty old bastards
>Decide to grow a pot of moss in doors which a lot of people are doing these days
>Makes entire room smell we and dank as fuck
Do people just put up with the smell or something?
>>52713524
Getting old scares the shit out of me desu. Unless I have a family by then I'd rather off myself before I become incontinent and retarded and everyone starts treating me like a child.
>>52713289
but the i can get an anytime month return london to liverpool for £20
fucking crazy
>>52713418
She just is.
![11372352_1231923496834916_237249454_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n2cQGTv.jpg "11372352 1231923496834916 237249454 n[1]")
gf sent me this
>>52713418
>that positive shoulder to hip ratio
How can any high test male be attracted to girls like this?
>>52713605
nice phone
>>52713587
>grow a pot of moss in doors which a lot of people are doing these days
literally no one is doing that you mongy spacker
>>52713588
I knew a Bulgarian that said he's going to shoot himself when the times come that he struggles to wipe his own arse
What's it like being in an aeroplane?
>>52713605
why the long face
gf just sent me this lads
>>52713667
in a cruel twist he probably won't be able to shoot himself at that point either
lel
>>52713710
It would be extremely painful.
>>52713646
Was literally in a copy of good housekeeping tho
>>52713710
same as a bus but the scenery outside is different
alri lads? haha
/d/ or /gif/ lads?
>>52713731
black people dont exist
>>52712887
Dreamt about cara last night :)
>>52713731
on the cross
>>52713710
if you jump up you fly towards the back of the plane
>>52713766
/d/ ofc
>>52713710
for me it's extremely nerve wracking and terrifying
>>52713766
only good stuff on /d/ is the public use/slave shit
>>52713782
say no more pham
brb gonna do a wank
>you will never live in a world where there are maglev lines all over the place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83TVw2CJxhk
>>52713780
Don't be silly
>>52713770
she's mixed tho
>>52713776
why? are you going to strap me up and suck my dick?
>>52713825
non whites are disgusting
>>52713834
a lot of white's are ugly as well
>>52713871
at least they're white
>mfw i had a row of 3 to myself on my last flight (8hrs)
>>52713882
>not flying first class
fucking lmao
>Scot-kuks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YZfAJDYeOk&feature=youtu.be&app=desktop
>>52713882
>tfw i had a fat smelly ~16yo spaniard next to me last time
2 hours next to that thing. still have nightmares
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>>52713935
why didn't you finger him
>>52713972
We all browse reddit mate, come on now.
>>52713989
it was a girl
she smelled
anyone here wax their anus, any tips?
>>52714022
why didn't you suck her cock
>>52713990
>We all browse reddit mate, come on now.
>>52714025
apply wax
apply wax strip
remove wax strip
>>52713990
delete this slander
>>52713990
This is libel. You'll be hearing from my lawyers, you schmuck.
>>52714025
lad i'll be honest with you, as someone who has tried most methods of removing hair from their anus i would actually recommend growing it long enough and then just tugging the hair out with your fingers. surprisingly effective, smooth for ages and less painful than wax t b h
>>52713990
delet this
>>52714025
>>>/cross/
>>52713990
fuck off cunt
>>52714108
nice response i laughed whole-heartedly, you sir deserve this upvote
>Loads of adverts always asking for blood donors
>Unironically go and give blood one day
>'Make sure you book another appointment anon'
>Phone up to book one, next appointment is late April and there is only two left during the day (can't because I have work)
What the fuck lads, are there just a really eager group of people or what?
Amarna Miller lads
>I donate blood
>saved some asian pictures while fapping
>cum
>realise they look a bit young
Am I a paedo now?
>>52714180
wew cheers lad, my karma is going to go through the roof
>>52714181
do you get paid?
really need to get up, shower, get dressed, eat, walk to the tesco and replace my stepdads beer that i stole last night but i cba lads
fuck
>>52714181
just book it on the website la, you get a choice of days/locations/times then
right fuck it i can hold it no longer. i'm going for poo number FIVE (5) lads
New
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>>52714210
No of course not, giving blood gets you nothing other than a few biscuits at the end and the first time I did it they sent me a keyring
Not sure why so many people are eager to give that appointments are full until after April. What the fuck
>>52714237
HE'S HERE
>>52714237
BTFO
How does cashback work?
I thought I knew how it worked, so I tried it at Asda with my student debit card. My total came to £27.52 and I pressed the option for £10.00 back. I got a tenner from the self service machine and my account was charged for £37.52. Didn't lose money or anything, but it wasn't the outcome I was expecting.
Isn't cashback for when you buy something, say a TV, then a few months later, you get a tiny bit of money back into your account?
>>52714237
janny attack
NEW THREAD
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>>52714237
CHAT THREADS GET JANNIED
It makes me laugh to think there's some guy reading all this shit for the sole purpose of making sure we don't make a thread early AND he does it for free and 'bans' people who criticise him
LMAO
wait. He can't ban people, he has to ask somebody more senior (in an unpaid online forum job ) to do it, kek.
Then you reset your router anyway
>>52714395
>LITERALLY NOT A SINGLE MONETARY COMPENSATION ENTIRELY ON A CHARITY BASIS
>there are people out there who legitimately believe trade between the UK and EU will stop if we left
lads stop bullying the janny he's just doing his job
>>52714395
resetting doesn't work for me, i think 4chan x detects that you're ban evading and doesn't let you post
janny can fellate me desu
>>52714456
Delete cookies
Or do you have a static IP?
>>52714456
Just clear your fucking cookies as well you mong
>>52714456
it's because 4chan tracks you with cookies now
starting up university in two months, need a job to support my social activities. Thinking of becoming a janny, anyone know if it pays well?
>>52714449
>job
>does it for free
>>52714487
it's very rewarding... I'll leave it at that
good night brit
>>52714480
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>>52714478
alright lads chill, this is a new meme for me
not that i get banned often anyway but some /sp/ twat banned me for using a cyrillic character in my post a few months ago which is insane
>>52714512
>good night
>1 a clock in the afternoon
japs are crazy Tbh
Why would anybody become a janitor of 4chan?
Memes aside lads, why
>No pay
>Literally no power either (other than deleting threads, but if you like this you must have fucking nothing in life)
>It's 4chan so it doesn't help
>Can't put it on your CV because it'll get binned straight away if you do
>Have to rearrange your life to do shifts so you can help some Japanese guy make profit off your back whilst you get laughed at
>Must be fucking boring
literally why?
>>52714518
if you're on virgin too then your IP probably doesn't change when you reset your router 2bh
The best part about Christmas this year was the Dudley Dursley memes, I wish I was joking.
Just thought of a genius business idea lads
>>52714551
nah fuck virgin im on sky, it definitely changes because i could post on a different browser when that happened
didn't think to clear cookies
lads you seen the chebs on croatia's president?
>>52714588
that's their pres? damn? would much rather take a peek at her arse tho
>>52714600
i used a cyrillic b to get around the desu filter and some mod sperged out about me "evading text filters". 3 day ban for that i mean fucking hell you've got to be a sad cunt to do something like that
Lads, help How does cashback work?
I thought I knew how it worked, so I tried it at Asda with my student debit card. My total came to £27.52 and I pressed the option for £100.00 back. I got a tenner from the self service machine and my account was charged for £127.52. Didn't lose money or anything, but it wasn't the outcome I was expecting.
Isn't cashback for when you buy something, say a TV, then a few months later, you get a tiny bit of money back into your account?
I went and spent it too
>>52714541
All janitors are paedophiles. They literally only do it to gather many CP pictures.
Jared from subway was a 4chan janitor, that's how he got such a large CP collection.
>>52714647
no, it's just like using a cash machine except you pay for your items at the same time
>>52714647
No, it's literally just an option to withdraw cash at the same time as paying for your purchase.
You a spacker la?
>>52714651
>jared from subway
who
ah indeed, i see, interesting, oh yes
>He's not watching the korean 2015 music awards
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/kgp756/pop-out
>>52714686
his full name is jared fogle
>>52714675
>>52714674
I don't get it.
Am I being rused or what? When do I get the hundred quid back kek?
I've spent it and I need that hundred quid, I juts thought it was like a bonus for loyalty or somethng
>>52714698
laboum on this or were they not invited?
>>52714703
are you being serious? lmao
You don't get it back, it came straight out of your bank just like when you use a regular cash machine
Can we have a new thread yet, I want opinions on a picture.
>>52714698
u r sad as heck
>>52714703
oh, lmao, you've been shafted.
It should have dispensed £100 in cash from the machine. I'd get in contact with your bank and the shop, but you may be out of luck....should have complained instantly.
>>52714643
tвh that is sad
>>52714703
Are you rusing us?
Either the machine doesn't give out that much being a supermarket self service machine and the whole system is fucked so you need to contact your bank as according to them the 100 has gone out, or the person who used the machine after you got your 100 quid.
Most likely the latter.
>>52714703
>he fell for the """cashback""" meme
It's just a meme advertising ploy, it doesn't actually mean you get the cash back.
>>52714753
It did give me hundred quid, I meant ten tenners in my OP.
I'm confused as to how it works though because I thought that cashback was like a reward, and it was offered because I'd been a good customer or something like on those car adverts. I'm a bit stressed now and it's still not been recredited to my bank and the memelords aren't helping
>>52714748
>>52714732
Literally what the fuck are you on about? It wasn't at a till, it was in the actual shop as I did my shopping, offered me as like an extra reward
FUCK SAKE
I give up on this spaz. He's illiterate.
>>52714817
it was a self service till, you selected cash back and the machine dispenses the money to the bottom of the machine
it comes out of your bank like a normal cash machine
>they don't want you to listen to this song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qma3uz9NlKM
