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hihihihi edition
Oh fuck, I don't feel well
hey how r u?
Fuck boy
Went for a dive today, got a few butterfish and some crays :)
>>52707178
too much bbc in your bum bum eh mate
>>52707357
That's possible?
Oh boy!
https://a.pomf.cat/wpdvqx.webm
Why do my bottom teeth suddenly feel sensitive
>>52707712
It might have a crack. yesterday the same thing happened to me, I'll visit a dentist in a few days
10th for elton john
Post images/gifs/webms you've always wanted to post, but haven't found the right moment for it
So... when is my life supposed to start?
>>52708313
begone, you do not belong here
>>52708219
Well I just made this.
>>52708313
You are my favorite, never stop please
>>52708313
>No merchant watermark
Imposter.
>>52708313
women are disgusting
>>52709054
>>52708313
you are my favourite jew
FIRST LITHUANIAN POSTER IN THIS ITT
>>52709613
hopefully the last one
>>52709613
I love Lilwaynia
>>52709613
>IN THIS ITT
noice
heLLOOOOO
>>52709621
I know right? Fuck other lithuanians
>>52709624
love you too
>>52709635
I did it on purpose to get a (you) from you
>>52709657
I guessed you did it on purpose, that's why I said noice, thanks for the (you), (you)
Keegi veel siin paugu otsas oli, kui puu käis?
>>52709613
noice, I hope your suicide is swift and painless
On a related note how often do Lithuanians bantz about suicide?
>>52710020
Less often than actually doing it.
>>52707333
Did you say drive or fish? I'm confused
>>52710126
he said dive
>>52710126
Oops haha
>>52707333
Went for a dive in ur mum today, only got crabs :(
>>52710058
They should do it more often!
Kill themselves that is
>be lithuanian
>be white
>be in sydney
>mfw white privilege actually exists
Why do native (not abo-native) Australians love white people so much?
>mfw my current boss said he would never hire an indian for this work (web development) because they cant handle the banter and just give the feeling like they are robots
>>52710232
Everyone loves white ppl bb, didn't you know?
>>52710232
White people get a +10 to likeability and +5 to trustworthiness as our racial bonuses
should i go for uni of auckland or melbourne for an exchange year?
>>52710452
Why not Helsinki?
Helsinki University is world class uni.
>>52710452
>Melbourne
>>52710480
I'll have to work harder at melbourne, exchange years are for vacations.
>>52710471
Would love to go, but it's not on my school's exchange destinations list,
>>52710452
imho australian uni culture is a shit. Having said that as a foreigner you would probably see it differently surrounded by all the other qt exchange broads
>>52710452
What uni in melbourne? RMIT is actually really good. Fuck melbourne though.
>>52707146
hahaa fuckin' saved
>>52710778
University of Melbourne.
>>52710753
Why is it shit?
>>52710889
almost everyone commutes and still lives at home with their parents.
Most the people that live on campus are "nerds" with scholarships
Parties are hyper policed.
Australian women are low tier.
Maybe im just bitter cause I was a lameward. I dont know about Melbourne, I was in Sydney
>>52708313
I'm gay, but for some reason I find squirting to be really arousing.
>>52710970
Nerds are the best, don't diss.
What percentage of campus students are asians?
>a Latvian quotes Vysotsky to you
>asks if you know where it's from
>answer 'no'
>HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THIS IT'S CLASSICS AREN'T YOU A RUSSIAN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS
How's your day, /balt/?
>>52711130
>AREN'T YOU A RUSSIAN
Ebin
>>52708219
>>52711244
>Taavi uus Savisaar
>>52711110
Not dissing, I only know this cause I was friends with a number of them.
Probably like 1/4, seems like 1/2 though.
>ywn be eesti
>>52711110
after being such a negative nancy, I do think backpacking/travelling around australia would be tits
hi
>>52711938
idi nahui
>>52712009
wow rude.
>>52712009
rood
Hello chaps. This is my first post in 4 days.
>>52707146
in which country will a $10 get me the most pussy?
>>52712490
Narva
>>52712490
greece, just ask your mother
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3337243/Teenage-prostitutes-selling-sex-price-sandwich-Greece-s-crippling-recession-pushes-prices-time-low.html
>>52712568
>2€ for a prostitute
I haven't been to Narva but i imagine it's at the very least higher than that, holy shit
>>52710452
>>52710970
was going to recommend against auckland uni for that first reason but then you gave the other three
I can't really believe it's as bad as you're phrasing it but grass is greener I guess?
Don't think the dorms are policed that strictly here, at least nothing that I've heard of
But a fair number of students are scattered renting across the cbd and central suburbs anyway, if they're even socialising during semester it's probably no biggie to find a host off-campus
Main note is auckland has zero nightlife if you wanted to do anything past 5pm
Otago is apparently a better experience by far but the entire student body is literally confined to a 1km street, so, depends how you feel about being able to see the whole city from up on a small hill
Don't see why your choice is between the two most boring anglo countries tbqh, but then again exchange students keep arriving here and they clearly see something in it that I don't
Can't wait for Lidl, lads. Literally the most exciting thing in my life. I hope they offer competitive prices and poor customer service. I go to shops for food, I don't want to pay for fucking customer service. If it it were up to me I'd grab the fish from the tank myself.
>>52713006
I don't think it'll be any magic.
>>52713006
shit's gonna crash our market by opening every store at the same time desu
>>52712773
well when I started uni parties were a piss-up around campus that eventually migrated to the pub.
Now they special events where you need to buy a ticket months in advanced complemented with heaps of security & cops policing the whole area and a one drink per-person limit at the bar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6HMg6v2za4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZnEurlI5gA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpwzpVyHz8o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YUAQ8HtWMo
http://www7.zippyshare.com/v/VFgCK6e2/file.html
>>52715421
pasikartojantys skaitmenys :D
4 WEIRD EROTIC tips to help you with that pre-pre-fuck game.
1. Women love being controlled. FACT. Hands are intimate but not too intimate. FACT. Put these facts to work for you and grab her by the hand and lead her somewhere.
2. Have something in your outfit (e.g. cool socks) that begins a conversation about clothes that will lead to a discussion about what you find attractive on a female.
3. 95% of all communication is silent. Stoic is sexy. Dont say anything, stare into her eyes.
4. Dancing is to pre-pre-fucking as kissing is to pre-fucking.
For centuries men have been struggling to go from your average chill sesh to pre-pre-fucking. With these hot tips your awkward non-sexual small talk can bite the dust and your horny little johnson can bite those sacred pink curtains.
>>52716409
bump the thread, lads
post rare reaction helmets
>>52716554
>95% of all communication is silent. Stoic is sexy. Dont say anything, stare into her eyes.
I bet you write greentext stories about pretending to be the protagonist of Drive.
>google 'where to buy vegemite' in latvian
>http://www.sapforums.lv/index.php?t=71380
>barbarosa
Talking up a chick and she said she'd like to take off me undies, what the hell do I even respond with?
>>52710013
ma olin puu käis kui paugu otsas
>>52718140
>you too
>>52713093
The student union gets involved and tries to turn them into official events, which inevitably blows up the cost by tenfold and involves a bunch of needless bureaucracy.
About to have some snags for tea. Just finished work.
Why has /balt/ been so slow lately?
>>52719139
Everyone did a Lithuanian.
>>52719139
everyone is secretly a normie
i work with a legitimate autist. not the internet version but a genuine autist with papers to prove his condition from a legit doctor and he's more comfortable around women coworkers than me. fuck my life
>>52719705
That's because women are genetically autists.
They're always expecting you to pick up small details because they do it all the time, just like an autist.
They have trouble expressing their feelings and expect you to read their mind, just like an autist.
Search your feelings you know this to be true.
>>52719705
Travel to Switzerland. It is not and never has been all lamberghinis and wealthy men. There are many poor downtrod Swiss. They are almost half the population if Switzerland. It os NOT the land of rich banker. Now, rhink fir a moment. Where would poorverty come from? If you Asians or Indians, then where did THEY get poverty from? African hunter gatherers traveled all over the globe very early on. The continents were closer together back then (see Pangea) and these Africans creates settlements throughout the world. Man is naturally curious amd like to explore. There werent internet and atV back then so the hobby of the day were daily/weeks/months exploitations. Due to a mutation there was a variety of wealth. People separated themselves by wealth throughout the world. They still intermixed and traded and raided different classes. The different phenotypes you see in the world is evidence that our ancestors explored the world, married/intermixed with each other, shared knowledge with each other and even went to war against each other. Nothing has changed very much in regards to hunan nature only technology has changed. the further you go back in time and wind the clock back, the poorer the world becomes. If you dont believe me, go back and look at pictures of Arabs in 1800s and 1900s. They were poor. Look at portraits of europeans especially Spaniards and Italians. They are clearly poor. poor people were bred out in Switzerland and the only trace left is bosnians and yugoslavians. Research and read books written by bankers mentioning poor Swiss and even a poor Swiss king. Just do your research and stop believing eveything you are told. Always read several sources and differing viewpoints before drawibg a conclusion, Never pit your trust in one or two websites. The knight templar are an interesting group but they are one if many historical groups that left left a rich legacy.
How do I get a qt Baltic or Russian gf?
>>52720824
you dont
Me and the lads.
I hope all normies are prepared to go to work tomorrow :)
>>52721842
Yes, and I'm going to sleep at 9 because I start at 6. Though there are only 3 working days, then another 4-day long weekend :^)
>>52721842
Well I work Fri-Sun at nights.
AYO HOL UP HOL UP. SO YOU WAS SAYING WE WUZ KINGS N SHIET?
Evening, gents.
why do i feel lonely in video games
Gonna re watch Matrix movies 2bh lads.
Fill the following box:
[ ] take some beer
[ ] don't take some beer
>>52722758
That's an accurate description, yes.
>>/pol/59405897
I have no idea how cross-linking works, but I did it.
>>52723296
>>>/pol/59405897
Attempt #2
>>52723296
>>>/pol/59405897
One more arrow and you'd got it.
>>52723120
>Good memories with this bad boy
>>52723296
>/pol/
kill urself kiddo
>>52723457
goy'd
>>52723062
[ ] take some beer
[ ] don't take some beer
[X] your mum :D:D:D:D:D::::D
![12435539_1009656745724024_1211074260_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JS19OfH.jpg "12435539_1009656745724024_1211074260_n[1].jpg")
r8 my hand
>>52723649
have a wank with it lmao
Snows like it's in middle of Siberia, I like it.
>>52723771
>tfw rain
Hello!
>>52723649
10/0, gr8est hand ever, I congratul8.
"Orgasmic." - IGN
"10/10 would look again." - IGayN
"WE WUZ ANON'S HAND N SHIT" - BLM activists
"This would stump the Trump" - Hillary Clinton
"Oy vey, shut it down!" - Jew on this
"The most Portugal thing to happen ever since me" - Alberto Barbosa
>>52723849
Welcome to /balt/.
Foreigners are stronkly encouraged to get the fug xD out.
>>52723120
>reddit comic
>reddit filename
hang yourself piderast
What exactly is Australia?
I want hard proofs
Back with beer, I even said hi to cashier. She looked like she needed some cheering up 2bh.
>>52724912
>knows reddit that well
>>52725175
>not being able to instantly recognize reddit tier filenames and reddit tier content
kys
>>52707146
GOOD LUCK INCESTONIA!!
>>52725222
t. reddit pro
>>52725261
do you feel no shame for posting that shit?
fucking waste of skin
kys
>>52725316
>>52725316
i feel ashamed that i havent pulled out of ur mum in time
>>52725350
i had an euro vision of ur mum's asshole last nite haha
Good edition
anyone wanna shovel snow off my driveway?
>>52727170
sure then u can shovel my cum off ur mum's tits haha
>>52727585
throw in a mongol composite bow and you got yourself a deal mister
>>52727668
only thing i'm gonna throw is ur mum out on the street after i've thrown my dick in her ass a few times lmao
>>52727170
>>52727585
>>52727668
>>52728872
>>52729335
if u want my comeback u'll have to scrape it off ur mum's teeth haha
kõht täis tuju on hea
>>52731206
>>52731206
>>52732304
wow ma ei teadnudki , et eestlased on siin täielikud autistid. tegelt kui mõtlema hakata siis mind see ei üllata
Hi :3
>>52732625
wow autistid poiss
eating 160g of haribo all by myself ahaha
>>52733048
absolute MADMAN
>>52733048
Sugarless?
>>52733048
ffffffffuck you
>>52733048
rofl
>>52733048
>160g
weakling desu
>>52732625
Mis mõttes?
>>52733048
>not 160g of karums
>>52733048
absolute madam
>>52733048
might as well give you another reply at this point
>>52732528
how is toplad?
>>52735604
thanks
>>52723849
Yes, hello?
>>52723861
Now rate mine.
>>52736204
Now rate mine.
What's with you gays posting hands? Anyone have qt panties instead?
>>52736971
im wearing none
>>52736971
im wearing mine
>>52736204
>>52736881
rated
>>52736204
Girl/10
Now post your pinky lengths.
Estonia
4.7 cm
>>52732625
ESITA TÕENDID!!!
>>52737267
6.5cm
>>52737117
rate old image of hand
>>52737018
I need proof so I could spank you for being naughty:33333
>>52708219
>>52708219
>>52737564
oh no! Dont spank me!
gaaah I guess I have no choice you are so strong!!
You could do anything you like to me really....
*gulp*
>>52737365
nice
>>52737517
will you be my gf?
>>52737267
8 cm
>>52738166
finger twinsies!!
>>52738238
are you small wrist chap?
>>52708219
>>52738283
Don't think so. I've never posted pics of my hands.
>>52738041
I want to have you have a leash on you so I could spank you really bad for wearing your panties instead of taking them off :333
just had my 3rd wank of the day haha
>>52739586
>wanking 3 times in less than 2 hours
>>52739698
I identify as Australian so for me it's 10:50 right now.
>>52738557
Damn right he is!
https://youtu.be/0cLTC4kI-kM
>>52741421
Lithuanian girls are so hypocrite: when lithuanians try to pick up them, then they don't show any interest, but when a foreign guy tries, he succeeds, because lithuanian girls act differently and more open to foreigners :P
>>52741709
it's actually true
being a foreigner makes you interesting by default
>>52741801
if we are being 100% honest with each other, I am the same with women
>>52741709
check the rest of that spic's, he's a lithboo, really grinds my gears
>>52741421
>Hire actors
>Make a video
>Tell its a real video
>People believe it
>MFW people are dumb
>The west is pederast
>The east is pidaras
>You're caught in the middle
No kill. xD
>>52744859
good thing ur nordic pyderast then
https://www.change.org/p/cartoon-network-end-homophobic-censorship-of-steven-universe#petition-letter
>>52741421
>>52748186
sent :)
>>52748307
thanks :)
cock
>>52750281
thanks for the reminder about that estonian guy that smokes cock
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-35188125
>An exclusion zone is in place after a 26-carriage freight train carrying some 200,000 litres (44,000 gallons) of sulphuric acid derailed in Australia.
ARE YOU OK? PLEASE RESPOND
>>52751644
rip straya
http://www.15min.lt/naujiena/aktualu/sveikata/nesulaukus-pagalbos-portugalijoje-jauna-mergina-isgelbejo-santariskiu-kliniku-medikai-541-560253
>portuguese healthcare
>>52752536
our surgeons are based, shame the nurses probably gave her hepatitis and other similar crap afterwards
So the face of Lithuania, who's it?
>>52753059
>>52753059
Julijus Gejus Cezaris
FUCK FINLAND
>>52753300
chinkstlraria
>>52753059
sabonis@@!!!
>>52735614
Great
>>52754479
looks tired
Kada rodys HAri Potteri?
>>52754742
zīd manos pimpalas
>>52754794
eik nx debile, sliuosk atgal i savo pelke
How's life? How's snow?
Snow's great tb h, looked like it was going to melt in the morning but somehow it got colder.
>>52756519
fuck you and fuck snow
Had a scary experience
Any Robbos here u sick cunts
>>52757609
sounds scary
>>52757609
im scared
BINKAS BUNKIS BINKIS
>>52758523
what language is that haha?
What does it say?
>the real reason why jews are angry about the holocaust is because nazis didn't finish the job
>>52758545
Swahili
>>52758653
he left the light on haha, that's gonna cost someone
haha lads
>>52758797
hehe
>>52723575
o fug :D
>>52758655
It's nothing but guys pretending to be girls.
>>52758797
>>52758810
haha
we're having a good old laugh here, fellas
doing yet another wank
>>52759230
how many times have you wanked today thus far
>>52759307
4 cheeky wanks in the past 1 and half hours
>>52759336
Does your weenie not hurt?
>>52759336
niiiice
saw donald trump in my dreams today
dont know how to feel about it
>>52759363
no
>>52759401
ty
>>52759422
what's the max you've wanked in a day
>>52759445
7-8 times
>>52759496
wow looks like you're going to break the record today
>>52759541
touch wood
>>52759496
>>52759584
Either of you cheeky fucks a Robbo?
sick cunts :D
