toki pona Edition
>>52695427
First for Toki Pona.
>>52683508
>>52697217
>>52695427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZa2v5T2nNY
You tried.
>>52695427
SJW feminazi fund language? What would possibly go wrong?
wonder how many pronouns exists in it
>>52698853
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toki_Pona#Pronouns
>>52695427
http://www.rinmarugames.com/game/?game_id=421
sina mute o, toki!
>>52699206
>>52699537
Toki Pona tan!
>>52699655
sitelen sina li pona tawa jan Kokol.
I wonder if that CP guy will show up tonight.
>>52698853
> it probably has twelve words for "trigger" but none for "male"
>>52700175
Nope.
http://tokipona.net/tp/ClassicWordList.aspx
>>52700175
Would be pretty suitable for modern Germany tbqdesu.
>bump
>>52702370
Who are you copytexting?
>>52703106
>I am quoting myself.
Everything I love dies.
>>52704396
fuck you for making me chuckle
>>52704462
What?
>>52704479
What?
>>52704490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
>>52704554
lmbo (laughing my booty off) tbqh senpai (to be quite honest family).
>>52704594
Are you being ironic, post-ironic, new-sincere or just sincere ?
>>52695427
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QO6Bv5ZCFx
>>52705307
:D
pona!
>>52705531
>next morning
>everyone else go to /cum
>STOP YOU CRIMINAL TOKIPONIST
mi sama li lon linja toki pi ilo Wokalu lon ma ante. o jo e tenpo pona!
sina o, ma sina la lete li lon ala lon? lon ni la lete en telo lete li lon.
>>52705657
Aw, I've meant: >later this morning10767
>>52705657
>>52705684
tomo pi sona namako tomo li. tenpo kama la laso luka pi kasi oko suwi li monsi nimi. ike li moku e mama e toki pi pan lili pimeja lon sinpin wawa poka sona li poki kepeken soweli laso. soweli walo pi sin soweli walo li ken palisa kepeken suli anu li moku e pona e oko pi poki soweli mu poka suno oko sama tawa la mani sina li awen mije e lukin pi nena lupa jaki e pipi mu poka alasa pi mu kalama linja lon ike.
tenpo pini la ike li kama linja e lete kasi pi open kama ma sama ilo jan kepeken luka li kute e kasi pi ale uta luka lon luka kiwen pi kalama wawa seme poka pona. nasin li ko e pakala mu pi anpa sama ko li pini e tomo ni pi lupa telo jan e alasa pi pimeja mute sewi. mun li lupa unpa pi kepeken tenpo pimeja la kalama luka pi toki sinpin alasa li lon kon pi olin soweli ale. tenpo lili la kule pi ijo mije mute li poka kili.
walo pana li kala. tenpo kama la ali jelo pi tomo tenpo tomo li unpa e lawa sama pimeja li weka e oko monsi tan ale ko sama nasin. tenpo kama la lukin kepeken li lipu e sitelen namako pi palisa jelo nanpa e lipu pi wan kipisi nena sama musi ike pi palisa lete toki kepeken sinpin kon pi ko jaki mani. jaki sike li.
I was on omegle with my gf and we met these two girls. They were begging to see my cock and my gf gave me the okay. I show it and they say they're going to expose me on twitter. At one point I showed my face and they said they have pics of both. Are they trying to worry me? If they post it is there a chance it'll come back to me? What do I do guys? I'm really stressed.
Guys, I fucking passed my classes, all of them. I was re-taking 2 classes last semester and got an A- and a C+ in them.
Now I'm going to graduate in the spring so long as I pass next semester's classes which I should be able to do. I'm so fucking happy. I was semi-seriously considering suicide or at least getting injured for sympathy if I didn't pass these classes again, I really REALLY didn't want to let my parents down and lied about one of the classes I failed last semester so I was taking it without them knowing and literally couldn't afford to fail again.
I know this isn't important to you guys but I wanted to share it because I'm drunk and had to be to check my grades and I'm the happiest I've been in a while. My hair has been thinning because of this stress and I feel like a weight has been lifted.
I wish I could have an American wife, with a mexican girl on the side.
>>52706106
>SUICIDE
are you taking loans?
Does love fade /cum/?
>>52706106
glad to hear senpai
> tfw I lost enough weight that I have to get new pants
>>52707780
Did you lose weight fast? Then talk to your doctor. Lose weight slow? Congrats, donate the old shit.
>>52707780
Have you tried a belt?
>>52705959
Is this mayan? Yucateco? Because it does not seem spanish.
>>52707727
radiohead is fucking shit
>>52707734
We also do this with juice. Apfelschorle is a relatively popular drink here. I don't drink alcohol, so I don't know if that's a thing, but a lot of our beers are already frizzling.
Maybe you confused Sprite with water, it looks the same when it's not in a branded bottle.
When you Mix beer with sprite or Fanta you'll get a Radler.
>>52706106
You did good, anon.
I just cracked my neck and back and I feel really good
>>52707918
Protip on feeling good
[spoiler] Rub your penis [/spoiler]
Keep it a secret kid, we can't have everyone know this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAlq1IDLEsU
>>52707928
Please don't post lewd things senpai
>>52707951
I spoilered it for the sake of the kids browsing /int/.
Fucking Christ.
>>52708033
>>52707939
https://soundcloud.com/lamp-japan/a-1?in=lamp-japan/sets/lamp
>>52708020
Good. No inappropriate things should be permitted
>>52708050
Do you know where I'm from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO_vlmbd72o
>>52708097
Inappropriate things are fun.
>>52708159
He's right.
is it real nigga hours yet senpai?
>>52708238
No.
>>52708159
What about morals
>>52708261
you can have morals and do naughty things too.
How do you think babies are made?
>>52708260
oh :(
hows it going /cum/
we /cum/ing everywhere tonight?
>>52708238
More like real cuddling hours.
Please stop posting Chinese cartoons.
and instead post rare smokeys.
>I spam anime on the /int/
>>52708296
best hours desu
>>52708296
>>52708298
why not both
I hope you all see the error of your ways before it's too late
Good night
>>52708159
Rape is romantic?
/g/152134/
>>52708298
I met smokey when I was doing an internship with the national park service
definitely a nice bear
>>52708282
I do know and it's quite shameless
>>52708355
I hope choke to death on your own vomit
![[GS] Sabagebu! - 02 (BDRip 1080p 10bit FLAC) [BDB153E4].mkv_snapshot_06.15_[2015.11.13_13.18.24].png](https://i.imgur.com/Vl69tpz.jpg "[GS] Sabagebu! - 02 (BDRip 1080p 10bit FLAC) [BDB153E4].mkv_snapshot_06.15_[2015.11.13_13.18.24].png")
>>52708330
>anime is beneath me
>>52708354
You sicken me.
All of my smokeys burned down winning literally every hunger game thread on both active chans
the rain has begun
>>52708362
Not romantic at all desu.
>>52708355
Good night.
>>52708408
That's what happens when you don't spay and neuter your pets.
>>52708381
There is literally nothing wrong or bad about sex. It feels great and shouldn't be blacklisted. In fact, nudity and public sex should be legal
>>52708425
aaaaand incest among consenting adults
>>52708425
Stop putting images in my head senpai!
>>52708425
So I can fuck your mom in public then right?
>>52708425
I'm okay with this but only in designated areas
wew I'm way too fuggin drunk
someone undrunk me ok
>>52708518
poof, you're undrunk
goodnight /cum/
much love to y'all from Virginia.
please behave and don't be lewd
>>52708527
ooo thanks
I dunno if it worked though
ugh
>>52708518
get more drunk
>>52708116
No, but Yui is my dear waifu
>>52708518
dont think thats how it works senpai
>>52708530
ill be as lewd as I want to
you're not my mother
>>52708544
jesus christ what a retarded cunt who the fuck does that put her away i might catch her brain damage
>>52708543
b-but I might get nekkid and dance on the tables then!
weebs get on my level
>>52708544
>an autistic underage girl is his waifu
Child molester detected
>>52708569
It's okay, I don't mind seeing someone naked if it's you
this is so straight and above board, wow you guys have it all
>>52708530
night
sorry f a m, even you're waifu is not 100% moral
>drank 8 beers tonight
>didn't even get drunk
>$16 wasted
>>52708574
what the fuck is it with nigs and dbz
>>52708600
but maybe I'm fat and ugly!!!
>>52708611
DELET THIS
>>52708649
she's also pretty stupid too
>>52708626
Check out /mu/ memerap is all the rage
>>52708567
>>52708580
She made me smile when nothing else did
Children, did you do that?
>>52708666
Satan please go
>>52708629
maybe I like muffintop
maybe we can put a bag over your head
>>52708626
Without a active parental influence around, kids watch a lot of tv. Cartoon network showed it a bunch.
>>52708774
my parents tried to stop me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0UtPI9Jp2Y
>>52708629
Anon we will judge you, but that is natural for humans
Don't expect too much of us
>>52708362
Not that type of rape.
Pic related is romantic rape.
>>52708824
bueno
>>52708811
His top 5 is pretty predictable and debatable.
Step up Anthony and quit posting your videos
>>52708824
Shouldn't you be sleeping?
>>52708856
shouldn't we all be sleeping?
how do i get my penis in a woman's vagina
>>52708884
>>52708824
All of you should be ashamed
>>52708855
>>52708856
>>52708884
>>52708884
Not yet. I woke up only a couple of hours ago.
>>52708902
Your first step is getting plane tickets to Nevada.
Then you can ask around.
>>52708856
is this pinky
I can't handle this right now
>>52708693
I don't have a muffintop so that's good I suppose!!
>>52708814
that's rude!
>>52708824
that's lewd!
>>52708974
Anon plz I'm trying to be nice
>>52708856
I took a nap
>>52708626
I'm not a nig but I used to watch original dragon ball all the time with my dad.
Took me 5 minutes, but i'm getting my smokey folder back together.
>>52708938
He has to look outside of clark county though, it's permitted there.
post more seiji
>>52708993
WE'RE NOT NICE AROUND THESE PARTS, HOMBRE
>>52709128
No
>>52709128
We aren't nice to your kind either.
>>52709245
I dunno lol
anyways
I'm off to bed
g'night, all~!
night guys
>>52709283
>>52709284
Sweet dreams
>book due on the library december 31
>only 20% done
It's about a thief who's forced to take a experimental drug that makes him invisible. I have a weak suspension of disbelief, and it's been ruined.
>>52709355
renew that shit homeboy
>>52709283
>>52709284
Good night.
>>52709355
Turn it in then check it out again you idiot
Now time for smokey take over
I BE UR RAPANESE SCROOL GIRL
whats a good movie thats on netflix
>>52709700
The best anime of all time Paul Blart mall cop
>>52709700
>using your free time to post on 4chan and watch movies
You're so uninteresting anon
>>52709660
>>52709729
its 5 in the morning
answer my question
>>52709748
dunno, I don't have Netflix
>>52709755
stop
>>52709805
i will only indulge one of your requests
>>52709748
>its 5 in the morning
goodnight /cum/
>>52709700
in the loop
bad santa
lord of war
leon the professional
bourne identity
first blood
terminator
starship troopers
conan
dude cmon i spend like 5 minutes looking at the front page do you want me to make your bed and tuck you in while im at it?
My air mattress has a hole in it this is very uncomfortable.
>>52709700
I only have Canadian netflix, which has 40% as much content.
people watching anime in chapultepex av gdl
its an act
>>52709846
Goodnight other Texan even if you are a weeaboo
>>52709850
the problem is that ive seen pretty much all the good movies on netflix. but a couple of those look good
>>52709851
How long have you had a air mattress for?
>>52709855
i heard you guys have a stupid amount of jeff dunham bits for some reason
is that still true?
>>52709846
Good night, anon.
>>52709850
>conan
Is it the original or the gay remake?
>>52709879
original
>all this anime
i long for the day weebs all commit mass suicide
>>52709870
Just a week, it was a 14 dollar one so I'm really not surprised it's broken.
>>52709896
ralph lauren sweater
one day
>>52709891
Nice. My favorite score of all time.
>>52709896
unlikely
Things are only getting better for weebs these days.
Do you guys remember back in the day when we all just used /brit/?
>>52710081
Stay out of this smokey, the only fire here is in my pants and miku's gonna put that shit out.
>>52710108
You can't keep smokey out of your life hes going to burn it all to the ground.
>>52709871
Only thing I see listed for him now is a scooby doo movie. They change some stuff often.
What happened in Canada is there's 4 telecommunications companies. They're mostly like comcast in that they offer cable, but own channels as well. So they own all the Canadian rights to stuff. 3 of them have some Netflix competitors going, so Netflix has a harder time getting the rights to show stuff here. VPNs have been pretty popular.
>>52710095
I never used /brit/.
What's it like ?
>>52709904
Can you not afford a actual mattress?
I once bought a quilt for $10 and would lie down on that folded up.
>>52710095
There used to be topical stuff about Canada, that would just turn into a Canada general. Still happens on /pol/.
>>52710152
Smokey better steer clear from me or else he's gonna get fucked in the ass
>>52710223
Strong words for a weeb he knows when your sleeping.
>>52710277
>strong words for a weeb
And as a weeb, I am an expert in all things sexually violent regarding 2D.
Even if it has to do with smokey.
>he knows when your sleeping
I'll be waiting for him in bed
>>52710181
>Can you not afford a actual mattress?
Yeah. It's just not a good time for me financially desu. I'd love to have a real bed with a proper mattress.
>>52710322
>>52710495
>he's finna make me mad by burning worst girl
>>52710574
How about now?
>>52710600
>He thinks I identify as tomato
>He's finna make me mad by giving me dank (you)s
>>52710665
Anime is for vegetables so your a tomato
>>52710724
I'm going to sleep.
I'll play with you some other time ok.
>reading comments on left leaning news site
>some commenters saying congresspeople don't work
>person chimes in
>"I'm a graphic designer blah blah I earn my money."
>"...then again I actually work for a living."
I get this is actually about just compensation but damn shut the fuck up. Using Photoshop until 3 a.m. isn't not work but you're not working in a coal mine or something.
>>52710832
Photoshop isn't that tough i've been relearning how to use the old version the last 2 hours pretty easy.
I wish I could rape an american.
>>52710904
It's more about the time needed than the skill. Most graphic designers have very few skills that are easy replicable. You don't even need to be creative anymore with social media like Tumblr and Pintrest.
>>52710953
I wish I could violate a cute Canadian boy.
>>52710832
Do you mean compensation in that politicians are overpaid? Or that people in the private sector 'earn' their money, because someone actually willingly pays them?
>if I haven't publicly said so many offensive things I could be a politician and make money on easy mode
>>52711032
The former.
>>52711032
I know what you mean about being offensive too. I kind of want to run for congress someday but I'm afraid people would bring up the crude shit I did in high school. Literally everyone knows I got oral from a dog...
>>52711068
Oh. I have a bigger issue with the latter.
Ideally for me, politicians should make the average of their last 5 years salary, with a cap of around a million. So high earners aren't dissuaded from public service, but people can't use it as a golden ticket.
I knew a guy who ran and lost in the provincial election. His party won, and created a political position for him that paid $90000 a year. The guy was a doctoral student before, so it was a big deal for him. He's probably set for life no.
What do you guys think about Bowe Bergdahl?
>>52698853
Toki Pona isn't that language, although that language does exist, it's called Láadan
Google it if you wanna get your jimmies rustled
Can I have your waifu for the rest of my life say yes say yes cause I need to know
>>52712208
Tough luck my friend, but the answer is no
an army of jesus christ which bares his holy cross cannot be beaten
>>52712727
Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm otaku too. Why you gotta be so rude? I'm gonna marry her anyway.
>>52712830
Fight me. You won't get mah waifu
>>52713253
I hate to do this you leave no choice, can't live with out her.
Love me or hate me we will be both standing at that altar. Or we will run away to another galaxy, you know she's in love with me she will go anywhere I go
Dinner lads
152$ NTD
Does anybody else get like extremely angry and aggressive when they don't eat for a while?
>>52713464
looks like someone squirted in your noodles a bit
>>52713923
Eh they're ok only costs like 3$ and I don't have a kitchen.
>already 8 shows and a movie I want to watch next season
I don't know why I do this to myself
SO
MUCH
FUCKING
RAIN
dallasfags ww@
>>52714658
If you're watching that much anime you're probably just trying to ignore something else in your life. Get your shit together friend.
>>52715342
>Get your shit together
That's what I'm ignoring.
Tried to sleep but just stayed up all night in bed watching kitchen nightmares not feeling drowsy at all.
How're things with you guys?
>>52716409
bump the thread lads
To be fair I don't have my shit together either. I usually stay up all night at least 2 or 3 nights per week even though I have stuff to do. Lately I just keep thinking about self employment. Satires like Peep Show and Office Space have at times made me feel like I could enjoy being a cog but ultimately I'd rather dictate my own circumstances rather than be forced to live life ironically.
>>52716533
What up senpai. You still up?
>>52695427
nena
>>52718009
Yeah, of course. Was playing some Darkest Dungeon.
How's Taiwan look today?
>>52718017
:DDD
>>52718135
Kinda rainy. Its cool tho. Cold and rainy is my kind of weather. Where you at bro?
>>52718326
Utah. Been here my entire life actually.
![1244916064476[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yEyZD3x.jpg "1244916064476[1].jpg")
>>52718595
>entire life
>Utah
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess you're Mormon?
>>52719338
No, funny how everyone assumes that, It's not very mormonlike to be posting on 4chan.
Ex-mormon. I was brought up in the Church until I was about 13 and then my family left. Best decision we ever made for ourselves 2bqh. I'm only in this rotten state still because I have school to finish and can't afford to move.
>>52720165
Has there ever been a former Mormon that liked being Mormon? It seems like everyone that leaves hated it.
>>52720339
>It seems like everyone that leaves hated it
Kind of a rough blow to find out that you've been born into a cult that has manipulated you and your family your whole life 2bh, to the point of taking 10% of your income every paycheck to sending your children out into the world to be shit-tier Jesuits for 2 years from 19-22
I know of a few people who liked it somewhat, but moreso out of rose colored glasses, at least here in UT. Mormon culture is just very two faced and rigid, unforgiving and alienating. Most of the time leaving is a pretty painful event that really makes people hate the church. Rightfully so too.
But, not gonna lie, sometimes my local ward had pie nights around thanksgiving that were dank af. Can't argue with free unlimited peach cobbler and apple pie 2bh.
Also,
No they're not polygamists anymore, that's FLDS
Yes they wear magic underwear
![1253722685805[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/BCfhstM.png "1253722685805[1].png")
>>52720591
>magic underwear
>>52720740
Not even joking. You receive them when you seal your marriage vows in the temple. I guess the doctrine forbids intercourse without them on, or something similar to that. My parents both wore them up to about a year after we left, I think the first time I ever saw my dad in boxers was when I was 15, lol.
D E A D
>That sentiment when no girl to hold, kiss or make tender love to
Cute dog
>>52718017
nena li kama sewi !
>tfw can't sleep
Came across this song sped up on soundcloud a few weeks ago still kinda feeling it
https://youtu.be/yGmlZOgbqrI
morning, buds
>>52726383
Soundcloud version
I just love the chorus senpai desu da mixing on these vocals around :50 is just great.
https://soundcloud.com/chippednails/impatient-manicured
>>52726539
Morning sleepy head
>>52726539
What's up dude?
>>52726703
wondering what to do today
We need to be eccentric. You don't have to be complacent with mediocrity. Get out there and make your life interesting. It may help to stymie the bordem and depression.
Ofc some mediocrity is fine too. I just don't necessarily want it to be the defining component of my life. I definitely like sitting in bed posting on 4chan for hours and living vicariously through film though.
/cum/ lol
>>52727410
there he is, there he-
wait a minute
>>52726911
fap
>>52727175
Btw this could be something as simple as trash picking. Just do what you fucking want and don't worry about it senpai. Jump off a bridge into the river slash some dudes tires it doesn't matter.
me in the back
>>52727516
already did that
>>52727584
but the waters freezing cold
>>52727584
I'm going to kill an Arab
>>52707817
It is Toki Pona!
yes hello where I can support troops
>>52727655
I wouldn't encourage you to harm other human beings or do anything that's going to put you away for life but I do think there are good things you can do even in prison. You can meditate, study, and mentor other prisoners. It would be an interesting life and you'd also get to experience involuntary sexual exploration if you're straight.
>i will never be american
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450915820863.webm
should i just kill myself ?
>>52728353
>>52727930
Attach this sticker to your minivans bumper, post anti-Michelle Obama pictures on your facebook profile, and bring plastic cups and maybe napkins to your local youth soccer league games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R2sCzlT5Uc
you can literally see them holding back commentary
Does cum play any board games with friends or family?
I've been into Settlers of Catan ever since my sister introduced us to it. So we play it together sometimes when there's a get-together.
>>52729176
Some dudes I know have board game nights on Fridays... they are really into it though. Probably have upwards of 120 games and they're all expensive indie games. I mean it's cool but most of them were too hard for me to understand right away so it wasn't a lot of fun.
my grandma wants me at her house at fucking ONE for dinner
what the fuck is this, i'm still full from breakfast
i just wanted to play nostalrius today i'm pissed
>>52729176
my friends only play card games
We always go over to someones house(usually mine) and play cards against humanity
>Ace Combat 7 was announced and no one told me
>exclusive to PS4 VR
just
>>52729435
I think there's pros and cons. The advantage is that more complicated board games can be very fun and satisfying compared to some shit like monopoly.
>>52729529
What's that? Fun?
>>52729635
That's true but you need to have tempered expectations when inviting someone new. You need to let then go through the literature and watch the walkthroughs online before playing some of the more complex games.
