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cold out
Merry Christmas lads
christmas karen
she's a whore
I've got two presents. Frying pan and a book
>>52629731
>>52629733
i want you both to know that the only reason you beat me to the first post was because i had to wait for the post cooldown
right lads time to get up and open all the cheap sweets my mum bought me and then reretire to my room to wrap her present
Got a hairband for Christmas, can finally look like Ritsu.
>>52629745
what's the book
its not about what presents you get, but about spending quality time with the character you love.
merry christmas lads
If God is everywhere, why do I need to drag my arse over to his house this morning to grt my religion points?
>>52629750
>wrapping on the day
you fucked up. Why not wrap it before you open yours? Christ.
Lynix Africa set ... Great.
>>52629745
Its ok anon
>>52629759
ur nan book
>>52625753
>>52625778
>>52625801
Who is this?
>>52629765
>Why not wrap it before you open yours?
actually a good idea desu
yes, i will do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBF7TiyATo
Check da moon
Check da mooon
>Come now sing with meee, propa crimboooo (selecta)
Gonna dress up as a fucking Christmas ornament and hang myself lads haha
>>52629773
probably some ''''''''''''youtuber'''''''''''' i.e. an narcissistic cretin.
>>52629738
Fosters gold la
only got 5 presents this year, fucking fuming i had a fit of rage downstairs and started shouting at them all. they weren't even good presents, last year i got like 20 wtf are they doing.
going for a walk in the fields
>>52629815
Go to bed, Dudley.
>>52629840
Pissing down
Merry Christmas lads. x
>>52629840
don't kill yourself lad
>>52629814
wew, bad lad.
>>52629854
>that room
c-craven?
>>52629857
Not gonna kill myself before dinner desu
>>52629854
Craven confirmed.
got a wank and a potnoodle for christmas
>got a Minions onesie for Christmas
....
>>52629854
Where are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg66j0fUbUk
>>52629878
>>52629880
>le aristocrats are rich meme
>>52629887
I had a pot noodle too
No sinning though, dont want my gift to be a one way ticket to hell
>>52629799
Link to her pls
i don't do chrstmas lads
>>52629854
>parents are dead
>all dem presents
Craven is over-compensating
>>52629901
It's literally a estate home.
>>52629896
truly ''''''''halerous'''''''
>wake up
>go to check my presents
>barely fucking anything there for me
>nah not dealing with this
>make the point to count out the presents to humiliate them
>only 37 presents
>had 38 last year
>made mummy buy me two more presents so i got 39 this year
fucking hell lads
Merry Christmas lads, have a good one.
>>52629854
Never been in a house that has two radiators in one room
I can't even stand up fully straight in my bedroom
>>52629926
Rasheed/Rosenberg
>>52629950
stay away from children please!
>>52629950
fuck off
>>52629945
t. Dudley Dursley
I don't care about the presents
I just want my oneitis to like me again ;_;
Just had a festive wank. Time to open pressies soon. Merry Christmas cunts.
>>52629950
Have a very merry Christmas lad, you not home for it?
Update on my working class christmas
My parents did get me something after all, a book.
They think I'm a nerd because I went to uni (just your average student) and I love history and I love politics etc.
They bought me a book about science made by that XKCD because it says 'le nerd royalty, nerdds will love this book' on the front
should I just fucking hang myself?
merry chebmas
>>52629969
cucked by your loins la
>>52629969
she's getting a christmas rogering right now as we speak lad
>>52629960
right guess
tell a lie did sneak out last night and got fucking mullered at my m8s and then the pub like with my boys, saw the girl i never quite got over and saw her go off with some lad, snuck back in again and stuffed my face on samosas
sitting here waiting for me mum to make me masala tea 2bh.
Didn't buy my parents anything. Scared to get out of bed lol
>>52629970
had a proper good splooge last night
feeling quite merry at the time
>>52629981
you fucking nerd
>>52629878
>>52629880
>>52629895
>>52629929
Not Craven sorry lads.
>>52629981
>They bought me a book about science made by that XKCD because it says 'le nerd royalty, nerdds will love this book' on the front
lmao
>>52629982
>aussies consider this normal Christmas attire
Need to move to the southern hemisphere desu
>>52629988
Fuck off Kevin Patel.
>>52629984
She's a lesbian and a virgin.
>>52629983
Hm?
>>52630001
fuck off quadrillionare
>>52629981
Cheers lad you too, not staying just wanted to wish you lads all the best, going for a visit next summer.
Enjoy the book! Might be good haha
doing a festive christmas poo lads. it's a monster t b h
>go downstairs
>eye-ball the present stack and it's pretty clear i've been shafted
>ask for an estimate of the total value of my gifts
>under £1000
>Start stomping around weeping, smashing ornaments and literally shitting myself for a good ten minutes
>come upstairs and back to bed
Love Christmas time ;^)
>>52630001
Thst is literally Craven's reception room
>>52630032
>lesbian
>virgin
>>52630001
Is this your home?
>>52630001
Looks a bit gloomy tbqh
please send cheap cider
>>52630055
All estate houses are haunted
>>52630038
T. Dudley Dursleby
>>52630044
She's super shy and timid and o CE she got drunk and said she wishes she had a qt gf to kiss and cuddle with.
But I want to kiss and cuddle her ;_;
>>52630014
did a cheeky bit of christmas charlie as well
Happy christmas lads. Wallowing in despair desu
merry christmas friends
is it too early to start drinking?
>>52630057
you want a 3 ltr Frosty Jacks?
>>52630062
new meme on christmas morning
>>52630044
All lesbians are virgins because they don't take cocks to deflower them.
family is arguing lads
>>52630103
They dildo eachother m8
>>52630111
t.lesbian expert
>>52629791
Good post
>>52630097
or buckfast
properly shit booze is tough to find outside the ghetto
>>52630111
If I put a dildo up my bum it doesn't mean I've lost my virginity.
Got so much booze lads, this is going to be a messy few days tbqhwyl
>>52629982
C H E B S
H
E
B
S
>>52629969
>tfw its been 6 years and i hate her as a person, but my heart still drops when i see her
>come downstairs mid-day
>Family arriving, drinks flowing
>get poured some champagne, taste it, it's okay
>ask what it is
>Non-vintage
>spit it over my family, boot my aunty in the gut and run upstairs
That was 2014, I trust they won't make the same mistake this year.
All I want for Christmas is a (You) pls
>>52630131
Are you snowed in?
Take a trip down to you your local microbrewery
>>52629950
MERRY KARISMASU
>>52630039
It used to be a Ballroom actually and it has a sprung floor but its only used as a sitting room now.
>>52630055
It is desu, the lights in the room are too dim and the Chandelier is only a small one. The original one was alot bigger and got moved to another home.
>>52630148
First one I've laughed at, thanks
>Tfw getting dragged to my family friends
>tfw i just wanna jam on 4chan for the day
ffs
happy christmas lads
>>52630149
Merry (You)mas
Post your breakfast booze lads
>>52630081
11am, same as any other day.
>>52630145
>tfw it's been 2 months and i hate her as a person, and don't feel anything when i see her or anything
feels good man. was really worried it would be a forever type of pain but i'm over it now
>>52630081
Well its definitely too late to stop wahey!
>>52630197
some memers I know have champagne with breakfast on Christmas morning. A bit vulgar imo.
>>52630184
had tia maria and coffee
was grim
gonna try it with orange juice later
>>52630210
I got a rekorderlig gift set this morning. Proper chuffed with it.
>>52630152
no snow here ever
i am tired of weird flavors in my beer, also breweries can't sell out the door
>>52630211
mimosas are delightful tho
>>52630206
i tihnk it was so early in my development that it has peramently scarred me
luckily i only see her once in a blue moon down the pub
>>52630210
>Swedish """"Cider""""
Bad lad
>>52630210
>>52630229
t. slightly overweight lower-middle class slags with type 2 diabetes
>>52629981
>being this fucking ungrateful
You're an absolutely contemptible social climber. You sound horribly insecure and desperate and I bet neither your working class compatriots or your new middle class peers can bear to be around you
>>52630184
realised yesterday that i can just pull the cork out myself, no need for that shitty bottle opener that works half of the time
>>52630211
My family does that
Wish I didn't stay awake all night. I'm going to be tired all day.
Already got 2 Lynx shower gel gift sets. It's going to be a great day.
>Drinking anything other than Buck's Fizz in the morning
>>>/pakistan/
>>52630138
Women loose are deflowered when that membrane thing gets punctured and they gush out the blood.
Going to read a books lads as i wait for rest of family to arrive and the lunch to cook.
>>52630272
>tfw booked some tickets to pakistan in the new year
gonna see all my cousins and that
Lol u saddos posting on 4chan on Christmas day
>>52630250
I'm not bothered about my class desu, just a bit sad that we hit the negative side of the stereotype so hard.
I'm obviously grateful and say thanks to them etc
Just a bit sad, because my parents often forgot what degree I was studying whilst I was doing it and they were obviously out looking for me and thought, 'oh, our son, he likes reading doesn't he and he's a bit of a nerd, let's get him this whacky science book' after walking past the ubiquity of political and history books I would have actually read
>>52630286
looks cozy
>>52630236
my key was having a round 2 with her, the first time we ended it fucking ruined me for months and months, she was my first serious adult relationship and lost my virginity etc. really wasn't able to let go i evelated her to some ridiculous position in my head and thought she was the best person in the world
but having that round 2 and being with her again i realised that she is just a person, i liked her but she wasn't special. it kinda fixed me
if you ever have the chance lad, go back to her for a while it will help i swear down
>>52630286
seriously lad, you still haven't told me
Is this your house or what?
You got a comfy log burner?
>>52630290
hope the plane crashed paki twat
Mum's bought me the comfiest slippers ever from marks but they're too small
Christmas is ruined
>>52630286
>>52630286
How many poor people will you be eating do you think
>>52630286
Are you in a country hotel?
>>52630299
>cozy
Fuck off yank
>>52630305
nah that ship has sailed long ago.
i ended up egging her and her friend because they were treating me like a fool
mum got me a gf for Christmas!!!
>>52630326
>not showing good will to all men and peace on earth
calm your tits rasheed
Got some Clark desert boots lads, good cop or nah?
>>52630341
ahh damn
have you had anyone else since?
>>52630364
hope you burn too death in the wreckage punkjabi bastard
>>52630359
is it a qt one?
Will you get a gf in 2016?
>>52630365
You live in a desert or nah?
>>52630329
you know what to do
Force your feet in to them, cut the toe-cap off if necessary and gaffa tape them to your feet. Stride around all day pointing out to your family how they're too small for you, shaming your mother about how your day is completely fucked as a result.
t. Dudders
>>52630367
no not really :(
>>52630294
and yet here you are
>>52630394
not ever
>>52630286
>edwardian era
no thanks
>>52630365
I wear a black pair for occasions that don't require oxfords but are too smart for trainers 2bh.
Pretty good cop.
>>52630394
lol no
>only just got up
>mum already making passive-aggressive comments at everybody
Fuck that cunt, time to spend the day shitposting.
>>52630450
lel, like what lad?
I guess I take for granted how sound my parents are 2bh.
stupid alcoholics please go and stay go.
Fuck sake came on here for something to read while I avoid my extended family and you're all just posting dudley Dursley memes
Nobody even talking about what they got? Ffs lads come on it can't all be meme and amine related
>>52630365
Yes lad good shoes
>>52630423
>Edwardian
The House is Georgian. With extensions added in the 1960s.
>>52630237
If you call any of the pisswater the UK has the gall to call Cider even remotely drinkable then you can get fucked la. Strongbow, magners etc are all terrible.
>>52630476
parents don't get me christmas presents something about not giving credence to kuffr traditions or something lad
its alright though we get presents for eid instead
>>52630476
We're all fucking miserable, the happy ones are with their families
We need some cheer in here lads, get those christmas songs going
What's your favourite?
>>52630476
>Nobody even talking about what they got?
did that in the previous thread desu
Got a PS4 lads
>>52630509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET8ZemGgWfM
>>52630394
I found a new qt to try my luck with, gonna make it this year la
W E W L A D S
merry christmas xo
I'll suck your dick
taking pain pills on the plane getting chartered
>>52630476
Shouldn't have got up so late you lazy cunt, we already had the what we got thread.
>>52630476
got the same exact sweatshirt as i already had 2bh
>>52630554
Lookslikearealdoll/10
Family is trying to break the door down lads. They don't know I've moved the fridge in front of it haha
>>52630509
I'm ill and told my mum to go see family without me, didn't want to fuck up her Christmas desu
>>52630580
you madman
>>52630308
>>52630338
Helped put the tree up 2 weeks ago lads. Ballroom was evener darker then.
Alright then
>A book I wanted
>A Leatherman tool
>Shoe shining polish & brushes
>Some nice coffee beans
>Some cash
Pretty happy with it ngl
>>52630495
Yeah they are shit, but there are good brands too.
>>52630580
Take a photo
having a NP (nice poo) lads
>>52630509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhgN6Et9sYw
>>52630608
this is a real shitpost
>Tfw all the girls in my area hate me
Mum unironically purchased me a toilet brush and bleach for my toilet in my house
Smfh
>>52630605
Name 3 brands.
weebshits are asleep
post rare lisickis
>>52630600
>A Leatherman tool
I'd be happy with just this desu.
I lost mine a while ago but my boss gave me one he had spare, can't beat them.
What one did you get?
>>52630622
>americans need moisturising cream to wank
toplel
>>52630600
You sound proper bent desu
>tfw got nothing for Christmas
>mum and her boyfriend got each other stuff
>they're sat upstairs in bed now whilst I sit down here alone
>>52630365
/fa/ staple circa 2010 but yes, good cop
wonder if thailad hates pakis
>>52630639
Aspall
Henneys
Sandford Orchards
>>52630669
kill em lad
>>52630495
Am I the only one who goes into a pub and just asks for cider/lager/etc? What's with all this brand whoring?
>>52630645
>asleep
>>52630647
Just looked it up, Leatherman Charge Tti, seems like a good one.
Think my dad got it with air-miles. Going to have to spend some time with the instructions 2bh; not immediately obvious how to access a lot of the tools.
>>52630661
No need for that lad not today
He's happy with what he got, be happy for him
Hate when people ask me what I see myself doing in 5 years
I don't have 2020 vision
>tfw i'm still finishing breakfast and the family's already onto the fourth bottle of champagne
christmas is always a good day to be from a family of functioning alcoholics tbf
>>52630693
noose up fagtron
ayyy fuc up
>Hey barkeep, I'd like some of your finest pisswater today, don't tell me what it is though, none of that brand whoring for me
what motorbike does father christmas ride on?
>>52630707
haha lad you're a spacker but i like you
>>52630704
>spending £160 on a pocket knife
wut
>>52630693
L O N D O N
>>52630732
>air-miles
It's a good bit of kit desu, will last a life-time by the looks of it.
this thread is proper boring i might talk to my fucking famiy instead given how boring yo lot are
>>52630755
fuck sake people have got to prepare food on that surface
Got some scotch to drink lads.
>>52630605
Thatchers is the best big brand, some of Bulmers fruit ciders are quite nice too and there are loads of smaller brands that are really nice too like Henderson's and Perry's.
>>52630750
25 year warranty
You get a shit one every now and then but they will fix it for you no problem if needed
>>52630775
Twink legs
>>52630775
Enormous madman
parents gave me £100
>>52630755
Nice tits. Would bang.
>>52630809
What are you going to spend it on?
>>52630826
probably gonna only gonna buy a game on steam then keep the rest
>>52630826
going down to betfred later
>>52630775
>blended
Into the garbage it goes.
Fucking poorfag.
>>52630750
>>52630791
Noice
Shame multitools are a jack of all trades master of none though.
If you didn't know you can carry a knife of 3 inches of shorter on you with no reason required btw so you can carry it around.
just recovered from my food coma lads
>>52630809
Millionaire out
>>52630837
>garbage
Fuck off yank
what time did/will you lads start drinking today?
>>52630855
Into the rubbish?
>>blended
>Into the garbage it goes.
>Fucking poorfag.
>>52630881
rasheed
>>52630837
Sorry hans. We're not all in the Malt Whiskey master race.
>>52630867
12:01
spent a grand on a new pc lads, proper treated myself. may fuck myself later to treat myself for buying me such a good present.
>>52630755
Post the Lisicki version
>>52630867
going to family's so about 1pm when we arrive 2bh
>>52630890
>whiskey
Fuck off Yank
>>52630877
Into the bin m8
>>52630836
kek
You'll waste it m8
>>52630836
CLE vs. GSW over 209.5 is a lock
TURN ON BBC HOLY SHIT
what music do you guys listen to?
>>52630877
into the waste dispenser
>>52630894
Specs?
>>52630867
Corona wit the Christmas lunch at 12.30 ish i reckon.
Wew lass
Reminder to PLEASE stop saying "Merry Christmas" to strangers, this is out of respect to other ethnic groups who don't celebrate Christmas! :)
>>52630943
sea shanties
>>52630943
Indie, alt and garage rock
>>52630950
Corona
>>52630938
Black woman reading out stuff on Carols from King's?
>>52630967
this 2bh
>>52630968
>>52630969
Yeah, but, do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
So what do the brits do today now that xmas (don't want to offend anyone by saying christ) has been banned because its haram?
Do you guys sneak dinner?
Are there like secret dinner nightclubs like America during prohibition?
What happens if the patrols find you?
>>52630950
>Corona
Surely you mean the blood of a virgin?
Go grab one from your 5 story sex dungeon/ballroom
>>52630943
black metal tbqh
Thinking of paying an escort to teach me how to git gud at sex (3 inch penis).
Any tips? Don't really want to go down or kiss an escort though....
>>52630982
you didn't even get dubs
>>52630967
Wish I could, but it's the white man's burden to civilise the godless savages.
>>52630982
How did you type that so fast
>>52631000
3 inches when you're hard?
>>52630963
HAWT
>>52631000
>Any tips?
yeah, your cock
>>52630983
ah, you poor inbred potato
Can't find my fucking belt lads.
>>52631000
Pay for a good two hours
>>52630943
80s synthpop, folk, classical, folk/black/power/whatever metal, dungeon synth/ambienty stuff.
Need to find more stuff like this though, been listening to this album fucking loads recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJVYEUji3WU
>>52630947
i5 6600k 4ghz, gtx 970, 16gb vengence ram, 6 fans and some fancy case. I hope to run most things on ultra, my first custom build how did i do?
>>52631063
>fancy case
m8....
This place is depressing
Christmas hams are the best tbqhwy lads. Muzzies and Jews don't possibly know what their missing out on.
>>52631060
>80s synthpop, folk, classical, folk/black/power/whatever metal, dungeon synth/ambienty stuff.
Ex gf sent me this
>>52631074
Yeah i wasn't fussed about a case, it's pretty sleek looking great air flow and stuff but it came with like 100 leds all round it so it looks like a fucking christmas tree.
>i5 6600k 4ghz, gtx 970, 16gb vengence ram, 6 fans and some fancy case. I hope to run most things on ultra, my first custom build how did i do?
Been looking forward to getting on brit all morning hahaha
>>52631039
it's still on your trousers from last night lad
>>52631063
16gb RAM is unnecessary you probably should have got 8gb but faster RAM
t.Have 16gb RAM
Sounds good though m8, did you get a SSD too? If not I would highly highly recommend getting one and installing your OS to it and putting music, anime etc on a normal HDD.
It makes programs open so fast it's unbelievable, it's hard going back to a normal HDD once you've tried it.
>>52630943
Lots of stuff (techno, dub, noise, hiphop, black metal, slude metal, free jazz and many more)
>>52631125
Its not, but I did lose it pissed.
>>52631098
I knew a hatman was coming desu
>Lots of stuff (techno, dub, noise, hiphop, black metal, slude metal, free jazz and many more)
>>52631103
wew lad
she wants you haha
>>52631128
Yeah sorry forget to mention, got a nice samsung pro SSD which just put windows 10 on alone, then a 1tb HDD for everything else.
Yeah i thought 16gb was a bit overkill, it's only used for games so won't need all that ram i don't think.
Although i heard that the Total War games are ram intensive or something??
Hi x
>>52631031
that didn't answer my question m8
:^)
Buckfast done a number on me lmaoo
>>52631191
The only game that's pushed me over 8gb was Galactic Civilizations 3 and that only happened once desu, dunno about Total War, maybe.
>have to poo
>both bathrooms are in use
reeeee
>>52631222
How long in the future till games will start needing 16gb of ram do you reckon? or will that never come
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>>52631235
just did a very very nice poo if that soothes you lad x
>>52631128
>16gb RAM is unnecessary you probably should have got 8gb but faster RAM
good goy
>>52631235
go in the garden
Watching carol singers from Cambridge. Makes me think about how nice this country would have been before pakis and lefties.
>>52631235
>both bathrooms
fuck of trillionaire
>>52631242
I think it's just safe to assume yanks are dense as fuck.
>>52631238
Not for a long time. PC gaming has stagnated thanks to getting console ports and all that.
Look at Crysis, that could bring a computer to it's fucking knees and still can and was made 7 years ago, barely any games have yet to top it graphically.
People were hopeful that since PS4 and Xbone have similar architecture or w/e and are quite powerful that PC gaming would pick up again and we'd get some good ports but hasn't been the case, the new console generation is awful, can't even run at 1080p and 60fps.
>>52631249
>16gb of RAM? No you need 32gb goy, definitely buy 64gb haha 128gb is the best!
>>52631276
>2015
>not having an upstairs and a downstairs bathroom
lmao
>>52631256
you only had to listen
>>52631103
how'd it end la?
>>52631256
We were the land of hope and gory, a green and pleasant land, then the jews emerged.
Might go back to sleep haha
>>52631256
Watching Carol Vordemann desu
>>52631298
more ram is infinitely more useful than faster ram
>Watching carol singers from Cambridge. Makes me think about how nice this country would have been before pakis and lefties.
>>52631256
why didn't you listen?
doing a shower
>no casual shirts ironed
For fucks sake lads. Not wearing a dress shirt to lunch.
>>52631311
that is so fucking racist
>>52631321
what's wrong with her
is she ill?
My step dad butchered Sershies name when I showed him my poster haha
think of all the rasheeds in britain right fucking now just sitting in their living rooms like its a normal fucking day lads
>>52631235
>>52631276
>>52631302
>not having downstairs, first floor, and second floor bathrooms
fuck off you utter povvos
Gf brought me a fry up in bed, but I actually feel a bit sick after it loooool
>>52631302
Why do you need a bathroom downstairs? I can understand a toilet but why a bathroom?
Just done a spicy shit
My ring stings, lads what do i do? should i pour milk on it?
doing a scrub the filth from my naked body
>We were the land of hope and gory, a green and pleasant land, then the jews emerged.
>>52631353
get lisicki to give you a rimjob la
>>52631329
Because I wasn't born.
>>52631353
coffee enema
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTnCgaWiE6U
>have oneitis badly
>we don't talk much
>she comes out of nowhere one night and says I miss you etc etc etc
>says to call her soon
>text her on fb
>no response
She was probably doing coke desu, I thought she actually cared lads
>>52631335
Jew isn't a race
Wet out
>>52631337
Shouldn't you be asleep?
>>52631302
>>52631351
>bathroom
does a toilet and sink under the stairs count as a bathroom? lmao
>>52631351
Was doing a joke tbf, I have a toilet upstairs and a toilet/sink downstairs and a separate room with a bath/sink in too
gf just sent me this la
>>52631386
I'd love a go on her Vodermans
>>52631353
I laughed out loud
so what did yous get for christmas?
>>52631381
the only time my oneitis actually contacts me is AFTER shes gone out and is fucked up on mandy and wants male attention 2bh fuck her im over her anyways
We only had to listen.
>>52631386
>All of that tits and curves to grab and hold onto
hhhnnngggg
lads, do you think this song is good? (asking for a friend)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRUqpgg-8Ps
Found my belt lads, not to worry.
>>52631410
Not that funny m8, i can't sit still
>>52631411
new watch and some socks
>>52631335
Oh go on, it's Christmas. Here is your (you) from me to you.
>>52631428
Got a new belt for Christmas haha
>>52631415
Why is it if you go far left or far right people start idolising people to the point of worship?
>>52631386
it's only 330
having a christmas think
A whole afternoon to kill, free on vouchers, which of these are the least shit lads?
>>52631353
>Just done a spicy shit
>My ring stings, lads what do i do? should i pour milk on it?
finally did a poo
>>52631471
What planet do you live on?
>>52631471
What state do you live in, lad?
>>52631381
Always remember that unless a woman sleeps with you, she doesn't care.
It's the only way to be sure.
>Check my stocking
>Check under the tree
>Father Christmas didn't leave me a renewed will to not kill myself
Maybe next year, hahaha
On my third bulmers. Wanna get at least tipsy before I have to go dinner.
>>52631483
Minions omg lol
>>52631483
gone girl
interstellar
theory of everything
the man from uncle
the imitation game
mad max
>>52631493
>>52631491
california
>>52631483
why the fuck is there a third fucking taken film?
regardless, i'd say that's probably the least shit because it has liam neeson in it
>>52631021
Yes, haunted me all my life and had me locked st second base. Only 20 but I need this.
>>52631381
>oneitis only contacts me when she's mad with her new bf
>contacted me three times already this month
>>52631483
kingsman
gone girl
mad max
interstellar
imitation game
pitch perfect is alright too but it depends if you're into that kind of stuff
american sniper was alri too
>>52631483
Gone girl and interstellar
Local prozzie near me charges £200 for a good 2 hours lads should I do it.
>>52631483
from the ones i've seen, best to last
gone girl
antman
kingsman
interstellar
fast 7
american sniper
it follows
san andreas
