edition
no anime
no kpop
no waifus
>>52625714
nearly made me wipe my screen
good one lad
ty PT lad, for reminding me RUT exists.
The journey begins.
>>52625714
Back to basics
>>52625794
Good man
Also Kyary
https://youtu.be/6HMKbm5mCLk
one of my cats just made the strangest fucking miaowing noises
strange as it never miaows too
sounded almost human
Can I come in /brit/?
>>52625895
>anime
Just fuck off
gonna send her a cheeky crimbo text m8s
Azusa
>>52625846
https://youtu.be/eV71mpbvl-g
>>52625906
>>52625911
But I brought a gif.
>>52625895
no, fuck off
Someone post a picture worth saving
>>52625976
Nice place, lad, think I'll stay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEhvKl9_5bg
>>52626002
Fuck off
I must've drank too much
>>52625996
>>52625996
I hate anime. I want to kill all anime.
Lads do you think Jan Jan Janny gets the day off on Christmas (unpaid leave if course)
06:31 and I haven't slept yet, 4 hours till the traditional family Christmas morning walk
>>52625996
>>52626091
I thought this said "traditional family Christmas morning wank" at first.
>>52626105
me in the middle.
>>52626080
I just hate that people feel like they need to spam it constantly, especially this trash neckbeard tier shows.
all of them are those really obnoxious type of twinky gay lad who thinks posting pictures of young girls and acting like a sissy makes them "cute" when in reality not even guys want them.
>>52626105
Me on the left
rina
>>52626129
Why do you people think anyone posting anime are twink homos?
Most gays I've met absolutely hate anime.
>>52626225
good post
>>52626189
because its only a select few people who spam it and they have said so as well
them being gay is not why they post anime, but they still are which is why they want to be cute little girls
>>52626265
>/brit/ is the entire lot of AF'ing
good one m8.
And most people nowadays just do it to get a rise out of autists like you who absolutely explode at the very mention.
>>52626256
fucking hell lads
>>52626265
Literally all me
>>52626308
except that's not true else what would be the point of spamming when normally no one is on, or during midday
its a few NEETs who do nothing but spam it because they are bored of themselves.
>set an alarm
>people keep waking me up since like an hour before it
>tell them I set an alarm and my stuff is sorted so they don't need to worry
>they still don't listen; if I try going back to sleep they'll be back in 10 mins
>now have to handle Christmas day on about 5 hours of sleep
Pissed off isn't the word
Good night lads and merry christmas
>>52626394
>what would be the point of spamming
>its a few NEETs who do nothing but spam it because they are bored of themselves.
Who knows lad.
But honestly, the more you sperg out over it the more it's going to get posted.
Especially since we're in the (You) center.
>>52626444
>center
Fuck off yank
>>52626493
It's Christmas lad, be lenientt please.
>>52626444
It pains me how somebody as actually autistic as yourself is always the first to go off about 'sperging out'.
Typical autistic person who doesn't understand that everyone around him recognises how autistic he is.
>>52626415
this
I hate it
my friend in halls with me first year used to do this because we had the same morning class and it always pissed me off.
>want to watch this porno
>family won't go to bed already
>can't listen to it on the speaker
>cant put headphones on in case one of them comes by.
FUCK OFF
>>52626577
Maybe you should have asked for a laptop for Christmas so you don't have to use the family pre-built.
>>52626577
>porn on speakers
What the fuck
>>52626577
>Watching porn on Christmas day
Gas yourself.
>>52626608
I have a desktop at home and my laptop here with me
>>52626619
>shitposting on Christmas day
gas yourself.
>>52626614
when no one's around I prefer it
I like to watch porn while I work out.
>>52626623
Do you not have a guest room or any other room?
hey lads
I ate like 4000 calories worth of food. I feel so fucking sick and I can barely move, yet am about to drop a 10 pound log into a toilet.
I am fucked uppo
>>52626642
>I like to watch porn while I work out
What the fuck
Just bit into a proper tender piece of lamb and it gave me this sensation like what I was eating was still alive.
Thought I'd share.
>>52626644
I could go to my room, in the basement now because I just finished working out
would look suspicious if I went upstairs with my laptop though
>>52626663
that'll be me later today, with any luck
ahhaha
>>52626663
>calories
>pound
fuck off yank
>>52626698
>>calories
What's the non-yank word for calories?
>>52626698
kilojoules is fucking dumb
2000 calories versus 8700 kilojoules..I prefer the former.
>>52626712
Bruce unironically uses joules
>>52626712
FAT POINTS
>>52626712
Joule I imagine
>>52626735
>>52626744
Absolutely dumb.
>>52626759
yea is really bad and annoying for no reason, like everything metric
Maisie.
All I want for Christmas is (You)
@52626815
*bums you*
Really not looking forward to the influx of normie blogs in the coming hours, lads.
>>52626789
ghastly
IT'S BINGO TIME
>>52626924
everything except top left
literally haven't slept at all and the family are coming to wake me up at 8 hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>52626924
Really don't get the drugs one.
>>52626963
missed one.. i can check "have had a job" too
Update on the Pajeet poem thread lads.
>>52626924
>>52626924
r8 lads haha
doing a look
>>52627065
good lad
Some crappy DnB I made a while ago lads. Sounds kind of alri upon review, might gut it and elaborate.
https://clyp.it/anoakvh2
>>52626958
>>52626963
>>52627014
>>52627023
>>52627026
christmas font
>>52627185
ur mums fanny cunt
finished my wank and now I'm watching my favorite DS9 episode
FEEEED THE SCOOOOUUUUUSERS
LET THEM KNOW
ITS CHRISTMAS TIME
having a thump
>>52627185
Far from it la
Ayano isn't a tsun really, she's a bit tsun but she's really lovely at the same time. most tsuns are just shit though but ayano is like my favourite
got you a twink for Christmas lads x
>class has a fb group with a group chat
>it has some on topic stuff but most of it is banter
>the chances of me getting drunk and posting in there are quite likely
>its very likely that I'll be crying over my oneitis; ignoring the fact that she'll probably see it
Lads, I'm gonna have a busy January desu
>>52627272
>most tsuns are just shit though
Take that back
>>52627185
im not even close
which was your favourite lads?
dont wanna get out of bed
>>52627352
2008-9
/mu/ was still fun
/v/ was less shit
Irony and subsequently, post-irony has killed 4chan.
>>52627352
unironic because memes are trash to begin with, but semi self-aware memesters are infinitely worse.
>>52627352
I don't think it was irony itself that killed 4chan, it was the other stuff that was happening on the internet at the time. Ironic shitposting was simply a symptom.
>>52627352
implying its not just hipsters variations on the same thing once it becomes too popular
>>52627352
ironic era /sp/ and /mu/
on a side note is polandball to /int/ becoming what cat pictures are to /b/
laddssssssssss
Did Santa bring what you asked for?
>>52627433
Kill yourself.
>>52627440
>just checked
>no kgf
Better luck next year la
>>52627440
well I don't see any qt twinks nor do I see any bags of mandy laying about, so no tbqh
>"meme culture"
just awful
>>52627453
fuck off yank
>>52627453
It's christmas you fucking cretin
taking a literal chill pill (xanax)
>>52627480
>/s4s/ became a thing and stayed
thanks moot
>>52627515
I don't care m8
listening to com truise before the family wakes up lads
>>52625942
best girl.
shivering why is this house so cold
Looking forward to another day of getting drunk,watching anime, and jerking off to vns.
>>52627610
alri kev
Merry Christmas West Coast~
Baby its cold outside
i dont wanna wait
for our lives to be over
*pours you a glass of Romulan Ale*
>>52627718
*necks it and starts singing vindaloo*
>>52627718
>muh microbrewery
>>52627740
*laughs pretentiously*
Humans always have a tough time handling their drink, spoiled by your synthehol
Merry LADmas lads hahaha
Ignore flag, I'm Canadian
Happy Christmas /brit/
Over my years on /int/ I have come to notice one thing. The UK considers Australia a bantering extension of themselves, and most lately Canada ">A FUCKING LEAF PRESENT (2015) YEAR" addendum to America.
It is the single most depressing thing on 4chan imo. Long before debtor's prison, and neighboring middle earth, were a European thing Canadians were fighting and dying for the crown. Even if the larger [read:shittier] portion of the Dominion have gone native al a Amerika, there are still Canadians [read:Maritimers] who are unequivocally the best and most loyal in tne entirety of the Anglo Commonwealth.
>>52627861
hahaha absoluuuteeee madman
>>52627881
>there are still Canadians [read:Maritimers] who are unequivocally the best and most loyal in tne entirety of the Anglo Commonwealth.
Good post.
>>52627881
>Cancucks are this pathetic
wwwwwww
>>52627881
Written by Ontario native Harold Wood just before leaving for the war:
Why should we fight" he asked me,
"'Cause England is at war?
Why are they fighting now, Dad,
What are they fighting for?
What does it mean to you, Dad,
To babes, and mum, and me?
The Germans won't come here
From away across the sea.
So why should you go there, Dad,
And leave us here to cry?
Is it cause England owns us?
Is that the reason why?"
His eyes look widely at me,
I tightly held my son,
And this is how I answered,
His questions one by one.
"We fight when England calls us,
For in her sacred keep
The ashes of our fathers
Lie in her soil asleep.
And many times for England
They fought that she'd be free,
And they are part of England,
And so, my son, are we.
And some may pass her by, lad,
And some may scorn her hand,
But we must be forever
A part of that fair land.
For everything we have son,
That's good and fine and just
Was washed in British blood
And given to us on trust.
"And we must keep that trust, son,
Against the force of greed.
And fight beside old England
Whenever she's in need.
And once again she's calling
Across the Empire wide,
And all her Empire answers:
"You'll find us at your side"
Oh yes, we're owned by England,
But we own England, too,
As you are part of me son,
And I am part of you"
>Happy Christmas /brit/
t. the actual best colony
>>52627881
>role playing as a Canadian
>caring about stupid memes some teens spout
fuck off
>>52627899
>"new" scotland
Halifax smells like burning tires and everyone there is so used to it they don't notice anymore.
sucking a cock
>>52627961
I don't believe you.
doing a post
having a look
getting involved
taking a risk
having a punt
having a go
>>52627899
True Canadian Tbh
>>52627934
>>52627905
West of Québec "America 2.0 Now With 44% More Mapley Ice Hockey" Canucks
>>52627646
big KEV here ama
love canada desu
need to go someday
>>52627881
my sister currently lives in vancouver, or as she likes to call it, vanpoover
>>52627985
Don't be mean to the Newfies.
literally got shreddies in my stocking lads
>>52627985
Ontario is Canada
the rest is tributaries/colonies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSkwQfn0YiU
>>52628032
Unironically got a pot noodle once
It was a piss take to be fair though, top bants mum! hahah
>>52628064
would love a pot noodle right now acc
![640[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/wobCSX5.png "640[1].png")
>>52627931
y-you too
>>52628014
Newfies are mostly ok Tbh
>>52628055
Parts of ON used to be Canada but are now overshadowed by York
Just did the worst wrapping I've ever done lads.
Ended up just throwing half of it into gift-bags.
>>52628134
>implying they have any relevant powers beyond being loud
I go to university in Toronto and literally all these power hungry twats can manage to push through is banning completely petty shit like water bottles and yoga
not like American unis
Going to ingest a heinous amount of food and drink today lads.
>>52628177
*gets the party started*
Hoping Santa bought me a gf lads
>>52628055
"On the Banks of the Don"
Sea shanty tier Tbh, not bad at all for landlockedfags.
Still, she's no Maritimer tune aye b'y
>Wake up
>Run down stairs
>Family already finished unwrapping
>"w-why didn't you wake me up"
>Sit down and unwrap my presents
>Clothes
>"Oh those are designer anon!"
>Look like shit
>4 presents total with just shirts and one pair of trousers.
>Brother got a new watch, shoes, coat, video games, computer parts
>Smile and go up to my room crying and try to fall back to sleep
>Can't get up and go on my computer
>Just open up 4chan like any other day
Killing myself lads tbqh famalam
>>52628222
wew, tough luck pham.
Why did you family par you like that on the gifts?
>ex gf messaged me happy christmas
>miss her so much
>don't want to message her back because I want to be alpha as fuck
>another christmas alone
>>52628222
you don't like clothes?
we already opened presents and I got a $300 gift cart to a computer shop to upgrade parts of my computer, some SNES and N64 games, clothes, and some nice whisky
>>52628222
You never gave us their reason
Predictably, my parents are already arguing about something petty.
Merry christmas
>>52628259
>being miserable and rude
>alpha
>>52628222
>>Wake up
>>Run down stairs
>>Family already finished unwrapping
>>"w-why didn't you wake me up"
Its half 8, what the fuck
>>52628290
wew
Takes until about 4pm and a bit of booze for my family to start arguing, and then it's just between aunts, not my actual parents.
Blessed 2bh
>>52628222
My 17 year old brother always gets better shit than me
>>52628259
She wants to talk to you you dumb faggot.
>>52628319
That's becaue your parents dont want him to end up like you
>>52628255
I fucking bought them ALL £50 gifts
Got my brother the watch
Got my mother a new bracelet
Got my Dad new shoes
Literally fuck my life up, I'm moving out next year.
should i txt my friend merry christmas lads?
i dont think they really like me anymore and they abandoned me for someone else but i really want to be friends with them but if i do they may not reply : (
>>52628363
wait for new years lad
got a coffee percolator & some dosh
not a bad haul this year desu senpaitachi
some thick woollen winter socks would've been nice but what can you do eh
>>52628338
If your clothes are actually designer then they probably cost more thsn £50. Your family wants you to dress well as it will boost your confidence and start you on the road to fixing your broken life. Stop being ungrateful.
>>52628376
>cash
>christmas
do your family hate you
doing a sneeze
>>52627931
>mfw even bongs don't care
>>52628267
>some SNES and N64 games
merry christmas lad, well done
which ones lad?
why dont you just emulate?
>>52628338
>>52628377
>I'm moving out next year.
See, it already started working.
>>52628395
mine do that 2bh, there's nothing I want
Will get a few small gifts (books, socks etc.) and a bit of cash.
>>52628395
>complaining about cash
i'm not
>>52628376
senpaitachi
wtf happened here?
what's senpaitachi in nip?
>>52628413
>>52628424
fair points lads
still in bed desu
happy christmas y'all
don't get too wasted
>>52628395
>still getting pressies from santa on Christmas
Literal child. Who doesn't get cash
>>52627931
wew this is p. based
>>52628403
Thanks for brining my attention to it la
>>52628424
Plural of senpai
Smh
Got limmys show season 2 on dvd for the second year running
>>52628460
fucking lel
>liking limmy's show anyway
you deserved this.
No gf shaped presents lads...
>>52628472
I don't particularly
>>52628493
oh, then you don't deserve it but it's even more funny.
>>52628486
How would you know if you've never had one before?
>>52628444
>getting cash for any occasion other than confirmation
are you poor? you must be poor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SKeuJCmYJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfiZQosFKqA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq0KsqIPm6Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr73aFbMbLI
looking forward to this lad's next video
>Tfw as my mum's bfs son gets more integrated into the family he gets more shit cause he's younger
>>52628408
I do emulate but I like the physical copies better.
it was a few SNES; Cybernator, Harvest Moon, FFVI and Terranigma
and Super Mario 64 in the box and Resident Evil 2 for N64
>>52628523
>cash= poor
Don't think you understand. Getting socks doesn't make you rich
>>52628523
>getting cash on an entirely religious event
Disgusting. I got the American Pie DVDs for mine.
>>52628444
my grandparents still get presents
>>52628550
>implying superfine Italian wool socks are cheap
cold out
>>52628575
irish weather
need a poo
>>52628599
save it until after christmas dinner lad
you'll have the most satisfying poo of your life
>>52628575
>>52628570
>implying cash is cheap
Good morning cunts
>tfw 3 hours sleep
>>52628621
t.poo expert
i bet you get all the girls
Well good morning. Bit hot out. Australian weather. Sun's setting though, hopefully it will cool down a bit. On my way home now from Sydney, sixth time this week. Um, yup, in wollongong servo now, go see can I get some tucker. Alright, don't know what the rest of the arvo'll do, just see how it goes. Strewth mate, hooroo.
Good night, lads.
got a fishy fanny lads
>>52628666
Kangaroos, Hate em
Dreading Christmas desu
Can't open my pressies anyway until my brother and sisters are over, and my sisters are bringing their new boyfriends that I've never met. Then later my bipolar, alcoholic uncle is coming over with his kids, and two more non-family members. Should have just gone to my dad's even though his new family is more important
ho ho ho santa here lads
aint got no fucking pressies 4 u cunts just fucking coal ya shitters ho ho ho
this is pretty much a clear-cut case of racism against australians
>>52628666
I just realized how stupid it was for me to put "sun's setting" right after he says "good morning".
VERY good morning to all my lads (and ladies ;*) out there
hanging a bit but not enough to diminish my enjoyment of this VERY special day
have a VERY merry christmas and a FANTASTIC boxing day for are transpacific cousins (and girlcousins *;)
>>52628725
good morning bucks xxx hope you're feeling good!
chrimbo
God bless us, every one!
>>52628759
MID SIZED CAR CAVIAR
>>52628773
there's no such thing as god
>>52628773
god bless u
Merry Christmas you autistic retards. Don't kill yourselves alright?
Do you like the climate of your place?
a;ready started on the voddie lads wahey it s xmas
>>52628799
yes
>>52628799
I like the climate of your mothers anus just that little bit more.
Got £1300 some socks. Some cognac and chocolate
>>52628799
Bit cold out.
the most important message to take away from christmas is that jaws 3 is a terrible film
>>52628822
Fuck off literal billionaire
doing an eye drops
>>52628805
now this is degenerate
got a box of habannas and some forero roches
>wake up
>no mum or dad around
>house is silent
my christmas has been macaulay cucklined
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9olYZ2e68k
me
>>52628822
Must be nice being rich
>>52628854
did this too but just remembered theyve gone off to 9am mass
>>52628860
amazing video *farts really loudly* haha KABOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWARRRRRRRBBBB
Merry Christmas senpai
>>52628854
touch ur peen
>>52628876
And with that I am retiring to my bed.
>>52628903
is your bed cold x
>Tfw get two Christmases off to me dad's house now
>>52628910
Well, good morning. No, it is quite warm inside my house. Maritime weather, combined with excessive heating, is affecting this.
Clangers
>>52628887
i'd agree with them if they weren't a muslim
where are the christmas hats on op pics?
Anyone got good Christmas songs that aren't castrated choir boys or "Now THAT'S what I call XMAS 2016"
>Tfw my dad has put on Mrs Brown's boys
Welp, that's me not sitting down there
Working class retard shite
