Your stomach hurts, you need to poo.
But I won't let you near the loo!
Begone from here, young Pajeet.
To the designated shitting street!
>>52626256
noice
nice syllable count gj
Good post
Haha holy shit
sp00k3d
outstanding post
Quite good
>>52626256
>>52626256
has there ever been a nation whose reputation was destroyed as bad as India's by banter? Portugal is getting up their.
>>52626256
noice
>>52626256
good job
Tfw no banjo threeie
>>52626256
real noice
>>52626256
>>52626256
Break out the Fairy Bread!
Laugh it up faggots, we'll see who's laughing in 2030
>>52626256
That's pretty good.
>>52626489
Nah Portugal is fine, Argentina is probably second.
I actually like Portugal, rich and interesting history. I have much respect for their military in the Napoleonic War and World War I.
PAJEET FEELS HIS TUMMY RUMBLING
HIS BUTTHOLE BEGINS TO CLENCH
HE STARTS TO FEEL STUFF LEAKING OUT
SO HE HAS TO SQUIRM AND WRENCH
THE CURRY'S MADE HIM FEEL QUEASY
HIS RECTUM'S A MASS OF BROWN
OUR HERO RUNS OUT LIKE A COWBOY
LIFTS UP HIS DRESS AND SQUATS RIGHT DOWN
ONTO THE STREET
ONTO THE STREET
BAKING AND CRUSTING
HIS SHIT'S DISGUSTING
ONTO THE STREET
PAJEET'S COUNTRY GOES WITHOUT LOO
SO HE NEEDS STREETS TO DO HIS POO
LET'S LOOSE A STINKER
OUT FROM HIS SPHINCTER
ONTO THE STREET
THE VINDALOO'S KICKING IN NOW
IT'S KICKING HIS INSIDES HARD
PAJEET'S HAVING REALLY COLD SWEATS
HE FEELS AN UPCOMING SHART
PAJEET WADDLES OUTSIDE IN PAIN
AND STEPS IN RAJESH'S DUMP
HE FINALLY FINDS A CLEAN SPOT
AND HIS COLON BEGINS TO PUMP
ONTO THE STREET
ONTO THE STREET
RELIEVES THE PAINUS
KILLING HIS ANUS
ONTO THE STREET
THEY WON'T BE LAUGHING PRETTY SOON
WHEN WE TAKE THE POO TO THE MOON
"WE LACK THE DUNNY
BUT IT IS NOT FUNNY!"
ONTO THE STREET
>>52626896
Holy fucking shit this is golden.
This isn't even sporting banter anymore we're just seal bashing at this stage.
>>52626256
>>52626896
I am amused desu
>be indian
>pray to 8 armed elephant and cow to rid the toilet of witches
>>52626896
YYYYYYYYEAAAAAH
ONTO THE STREET (ONTO THE STREET)
ONTO THE STREET (ONTO THE STREET)
WORLD SUPERPOWER
YOU WILL ALL COWER
ONTO THE STREET (ONTO THE DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET)
WHAT DOES HE HAVE? A WAGON WHEEL!
MORE LIKE PAJEET'S ASSHOLE, I FEEL!
*PFT* *BRT* AND *SPLUTTER*
INTO THE GUTTER
ONTO THE STREET
CAN'T TELL A DOOKIE
FROM A STREET COOKIE
ONTO THE STREET
EACH LITTLE AUSSIE
COME, EVERYBODY
LET'S ALL ASK SANTA
FOR BRAND NEW BANTER
YOU'RE DECIMATED
AND DESIGNATED
ONTO THE STREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>52626896
bump for india
>>52626256
>>52626896
>>52627051
Thank you for this Christmas gift based Australia
>>52626896
Overkill man
>>52626896
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VPXwWdUmeQ
It's a Christmas miracle!
>>52626544
reminder that Yooka-Laylee is a thing
>>52627448
>Kickstarter
No ty senpai
>>52626256
WALK OUTSIDE
'tis a christmas miracle indeed but one boy was in need
he went by the name pajeet who kept on shitting on the street
'til one day when the loo was near
his eyes lit in fear
because he would lose the street
pajeet worshiped the toilet seat
he did so until his tummy cried
"i am very hurt is not alright"
and so young pajeet rushed
it was a miracle how it gushed
a sight of pure disbelief to behold
pajeet was told.
MRRRREOWWW
>>52627966
pic related
where are the indians? are they on suicide watch?
Jesus christ:He who is without sin can cast the first stone
Indian:He who is don't have Poo in his ass can banter India
>>52628455
>>52626256
>came here to sage
>actually top noice
>>52626256
My god...an Australian posting quality content. Is their reign of shitposting finally over?
>>52628571
>2015
>still sageing
Come one people
>>52626256
amazing
>>52626896
s a v a g e
has anybody ever reached australian levels of quality shitposting? lesotho maybe once but otherwise?
>>52626489
sweden's desu
>>52626256
>>52626896
>>52627051
>>52626256
>>52626896
>>52627051
damn...
>>52626256
>>52626896
Merry Christmas
>>52628100
Yes. Better killing yourself than shooting up a school.
>>52629811
As opposed to shitting up a street
>>52626772
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52629933
savage
>>52626489
The Portuguese don't LITERALLY DRINK COW PISS AND SHIT IN THE STREET
>>52626256
>>52626896
Holy shit my sides
>>52626896
India cannot recover from this.
>>52626256
>>52626896
>>52627051
>>52629933
Merry Christmas, India
>>52626896
>>52627051
I don't get it, what is the original song?
>>52626896
>>52627051
>>52632687
Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid
>>52632687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmFMJKTqlqQ
>>52626256
LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL I KEKKED MY PANTS OOPPSSSYYYY
