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Father Christmas edition
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cara
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JANNY
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>>52598412
who is that green bloke where is father christmas?
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>>52598420
Do you have a script to do that or do you have literally 0 life
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Going to church tonight lads
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feeling a bit
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>>52598440
0 life
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She hasn't texted me since Saturday lads
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JANNY
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hope you like your card anon x
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>tfw no cara gf
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>>52598443
going pub lol
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Eternal gloom
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Bantered my mate too hard and he almost cried lol
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Herbert Marcuse, in his essay titled ‘Repressive Tolerance’, advocated the need for revolutionary minorities to subdue and oppress the opinions of those that do not subscribe to the behaviours and customs, of these small groups. Minorities are bound together by the left into identifiable groups and are encouraged to get along by using 'Positive Tolerance', and are given further labels within these small groups, this is evidenced in the grouping together of Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Trans, Questioning (LGBGTQI....HUYHHGFGSJDIOJSDOJA) etcetera... Why would Trans groups be bound together with Gay & Lesbian groups, who identified that there was common ground between these groups and figured they would get along?

Further evidence is found in the actions of people like Peter Tatchell, who can be seen to be attempting to unite minorities together who on he surface oppose, with his 'Gays & Muslims Unite' mantra, which is no dumb leftist error on his part, its a calculated effort to attempt to draw minorities together into one group to oppose the White Heterosexual European. In working to this, these minorities are given a voice as 'one' that voice then opposes the majority view and shouts loudly with screams of victimhood, a voice who's only topic is how victimised they are. This then shames the majority into falling into line and not opposing the leftist agenda, of giving power to small immigrant groups, and those who indulge in degenerate lifestyles that wish to be mainstreamed. With the aim if undermining the core structures that hold European Society together, the Nuclear Family Unit being the main.
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JANNY
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going to watch anime tonight, alone.
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Happy Kyarystmas
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jannys going to do his nut in over this
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17th for Icelandic Christmas Lads
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>tfw no gf in this fine cold irish weather
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>>52598488
>hate free zone

>"fuck off fascists!"
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you scumbag you maggot you cheap lousy faggot
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can't tell if women find me attractive lads
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Azusa
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>>52598506
>iceland
>any culture

It's a land of ice ffs nothing happens
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What happened to the King George V gimmick? I thought it had potential 2bh.
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>>52598556
then they dont
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Fucks sake lads I accidentally bought chocolate covered toffee instead of the regular kind my mum likes. Dun goofd tbqh
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>>52598538
Irish are so low born they even swear on Christmas songs sMH
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>>52598565
Himeko
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Hope my girlfriend's kids like my presents, first Christmas they've known me

>Inb4 cuck she's a 22 Y/O 9/10 not arsed she made a mistake when she was 16
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>>52598538
good post
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>>52598571
suicide haha
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>i don't support israel

edgy
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>>52598218
Nightcore is a bit shit ngl desu i hate the voices
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>>52598590
Figuratively whom
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maisie
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tfw had two different women say i look nice today.
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What you getting for christmas lads
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>>52598595
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Digestive biscuit is the worst name you could give a food. It's like they're actively trying to get you to imagine the poo you'll be doing in 30 minutes before you even eat it.
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>>52598606
The cutest
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>>52598609
good post

>>52598633
its just a digestive
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>>52598595
JUST
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>>52598611
font
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>>52598595
>22 y/o with kids
>"""9/10"""
>made a mistake
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parents and sister are going to the cinema to see some shitty film haha
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>>52598633
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>>52598602

>Britan
>first civi: 1018ad

who the fuck made this?
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>>52598611
Your aunt and your mum?
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>>52598602
>I do support Israel

Blind runt.
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>>52598660
what is this from?
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>>52598602
>Civilisation in Britain emerged in 1018

Wew jew.
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>>52598624
>>52598643
>He won't see the joy two liittle kid's faces without having to have brought them through their baby years
>He won't get to have morning Christmas sex with a 9/10

Whose the real cuck? Nice and comfy for me desu
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post the 'yanks on their way to brit' gimmick in full please
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Will give tenner to anyone who will come wrap my presents x
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>>52598603
wew lad chill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuVLjAhsw-w
>>52598613
money
>>52598636
she ok i guess.
>>52598666
actually my mummy has not, fucking bitch.
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>>52598657
K... keep me posted
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>>52598704
will do
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>>52598613
I might get a wallet
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>>52598690
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>>52598685
The ''''''''''Patriot''''''''''
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>>52598633
Yanks really do just bring the standards of the thread down.
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Me irl
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haven't wanked today
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>>52598633
Bad post.

FOY
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>>52598613
New headphones and hopefully money
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Eddie Stobart Trucks and Trailers marathon lads
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https://twitter.com/keksec_org
sad little man
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>>52598668
>I don't support Israel
Rasheed
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Christmas morning, wonder what Santa has bought me.
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>fat hipster bearded plaid shirt lad didnt like my new shoes
>tall ukip voting bomber jacket wearing lad complemented them
how should i take this lads?
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>>52598664
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Who /Dambusters/ here? Love watching the Hun get a good slapping.
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Why do all the lasses here oogle over an ass faced ginger?
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was going downstairs just after seeing the janny delete the thread and had a little laugh out loud that he has to work on christmas eve
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I have a great idea that I think would be very beneficial to Britain

I think we should tax people who don't believe in our religion to 50% (which gives us more money) and if they want to be relieved from paying the tax they could convert to our religion (which in turn encourages assimilation) It's a win-win situation

So what do you think?
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>>52598778
quite cute and got a lovely voice
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>>52598778
FOY
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>>52598685
The ironically named film "the patriot". It is about a group of traitors in the war of colonial aggression.
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>>52598775
shame about niggerthough
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>>52598700
I only bought one person a present this year and it was for my mum
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http://strawpoll.me/6355292
http://strawpoll.me/6355292
http://strawpoll.me/6355292
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>>52598761
desu i support neither israel nor palestine nor any other country in that region, save for maybe cyprus and maybe iran.
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>>52598778
me in the middle
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what is happening
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>>52598778

>ass

fuck off yank
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>>52598807
watch the K-on film.
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IT'S THE BLUMMIN TORIES FAULT INNIT?
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>>52598793
better idea: kick out all the muzzies
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>>52598763
fuck off its not christmas yet
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>>52598828
the earth is turning
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stop burning my things
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>>52598793

just as oppressive as what mudslimes do in their shit-hole countries
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Wore my FUCK MUHAMMAD jumper out shopping today lads
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>>52598804
everyone must love you.
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>>52598763
merry christmas south britain x
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>>52598832
arse faced doesn't seem correct in any accent.
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>>52598766
>plaid shirt
FOY
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in love with maisie lads
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>>52598833
not an option as there are people here atm
haven't finished series 2 yet anyway
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>>52598863
Rorke.
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>>52598882
Good post
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>>52598882
delete this
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stop bumming my things
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>>52598793
Mudshit tier
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>>52598882
wew
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Test
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>>52598880
FOY.
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what are you lads expecting to receive for christmas?

socks here
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>>52598882
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>>52598484
that's just bullying anon
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>>52598906
J
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>>52598916
icles
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>>52598613
New shoes, LotR books because I lost my old ones, hoodie and some new guitar gear.
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nan just got trampled to death by a reindeer ffs
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got questioned by the police over killing my neighbours dog
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>>52598685
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>>52598863
Edgy
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>>52598928
FOY.
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>>52598766
UKIP attracts young men who like to compliment other young men. Fat people however don't like to compliment you apparently. UKIP attracts a lot of the right wings gayer sorts, Brighton's local kippers are all trannies and bumlords, there's a massively tall 50 year old tranny in a blonde wig that does their shit in Hove.
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>>52598948
Christopher
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>>52598942
i heard that they eat reindeer in mainland europe

fucking continentals are so weird
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>>52598613
>knowing what youve got
embarrassing
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>>52598942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzV9DIL_vrM
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>>52598763
>Santa

Fuck off yank.
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>>52598948
Literally Berkowitz
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>>52598981
FOY.
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>>52598613
don't know yet do i you absolute plonker
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>>52598887
Rasheed
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>>52598757

brilliant account
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>>52598973
heh
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This is the first Christmas where I just want to shut myself off from the world until it ends. Depression a shit tbqh lads.
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>>52598948

Rasheed
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>>52598994
you need a new gimmick m8
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>>52598863
did you wear a brimmed black hat and long leather coat to set it off properly? Katana would look good too.
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put quite a lot of effort into this poll lads

http://strawpoll.me/6355318
http://strawpoll.me/6355318
http://strawpoll.me/6355318
http://strawpoll.me/6355318
http://strawpoll.me/6355318
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>almost 2016
>the year the uk will leave the eu
>the year scotland will leave the uk and become third world tier
pretty hype tbqh
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>>52599012
>no snow
>not cold enough
>finally telling my family no to gatherings
>but I finally have a gf

wew
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>>52598954
True desu

Me and my bf voted UKIP x
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>be neet, feel eternal dread when you wake up because you feel useless
>be wageslave. feel eternal dread because you're stuck in a job you hate
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>telling people what you want for Christmas
Neck yourself
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>>52599012
this is my sixth

come on lad get stuck in
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>>52599211
>spare room
FUCK OFF MILLIONAIRE
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>>52599045
>>the year the uk will leave the eu
nah we won't
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>>52599045
>implying we'll leave

get real mate.
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>>52599045
We won't leave the EU unfortunately
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>>52599012
Same except I'm not depressed, just kinda lonely.

Been on a dry spell since September, and all the chics around here are always trying to tie me down.
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>>52599045
daves just chatting gas he's got no balls
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>>52598660
don't like this gif please stop posting it
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>>52599063
Life is eternal suffering
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>>52598871
gryla master race
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>>52598975
They eat cats in some parts of Switzerland
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>>52599063
but you can be in a job you like

I'm not, but supposedly it's possible.
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>>52598906
Christ.
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>>52599086
>Been on a dry spell since September
wow poor you!!!
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Why are there always a few spackers posting in the old thread when the new one is like half an hour old? Do they think anyone will read their posts?
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>>52599086

>Been on a dry spell since September

Try 7 years, lad
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>>52599137
you clearly do
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>>52599059
Neither ukip nor the tradesman's are my cup of tea but nonetheless I applaud and support your quest for love. Merry Christmas from a porkbolter.
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>>52599086
FONT
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>>52599142

try being a 25 year old virgin
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when people say

ive been on a dry spell for 7 years, are they counting from 18?

because ive been on a dry spell for 19 years but it hasn't really mattered for about 3 i suppose
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Not prepared for Christmas lads.
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>>52599173
snap
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>>52599173
>tfw 24 year old virgin
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I am SEXUALLY attracted to anime girls lads
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http://www.noradsanta.org/
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Have faith lads
We WILL leave the EU
And Trump will become president
And the muzzies will all die of some mystery disease
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>>52599173
only 3.5 years till I join you lad
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>>52599182
>>ive been on a dry spell for 7 years, are they counting from 18?
don't think so desu
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>>52599199
https://santatracker.google.com/#tracker
desu
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>>52599191

not surprised. you are a massive weirdo after all.
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@52599197
lewd post
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>>52599182
No, he's a 7 year old.
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>>52599234
This isn't true
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>>52599221
https://fatherchristmastracker.google.com/#foy
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>get a text
>it's from my bank
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nips
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>>52599199
>he's heading for India
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>>52599245
whatever you say mate
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>>52599186
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>>52599268
haha
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feel cheated that i've not black gf tbqh
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>>52599201
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>>52599276
Why am I weird
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nips
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>>52599182

>ive been on a dry spell for 7 years, are they
counting from 18?

I was counting from 15, that was the last time i had sex

not had a gf since but then i've not put any effort in at all to look for one
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The Snowmans on channel 4 now lads.
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>tfw tracking Santa
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>>52599298
stop talking to me weirdo. fuck off.
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>>52599201
I went anti-Trump when I found out he was an ira donator.
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christmas
h
e
b
s

,true meaning of
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>>52599324
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Saw a really nice pair of boobs in a surprisingly low cut top earlier lads. First time I've been genuinely impressed with IRL tits.
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>>52599272
put a trip on so i can filter you la
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thanks bbc
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>>52599345

Hope she didn't hear you wanking in that bush
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>>52599234

and a racist.
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talk to me x
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>tfw Santa flies over Ukraine and gets downed by an AA missile
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>>52599343
enjoy it when girls make this face desu
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contemplating a wank
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*ignores you*
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>>52599305
Rude but I agree
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>>52599325
wow i like him even more now
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>>52599325
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>>52599373
Don't wank anymore tbqh.
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>>52599274
lets hope he gives all the good little indian children toilets this year
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>>52599377

and a nonce
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Any general that doesn't tolerate anime spam is a good general to me.
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>>52599388
>wanking on Christmas
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>>52599318
Link
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got stupid fucking ham for tea

ham

gravy? nah
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>>52599388
WE
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>>52599380
>tfw WW3 is initiated over Santa being shot down
plausible tbqh
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>>52599410
we don't tolerate yanks either

fuck off yank
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All I want for Christmas is a (You)
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>>52599417
who the fuck eats ham for dinner?
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>>52599325
>Supports kicking invaders out of a country
How does this not make you like him more?
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>>52599404
and a bender
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>>52599416
http://www.noradsanta.org/
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>>52599424
You can stop being tsun now, we know you love us.
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>>52599402

Don't fucking lie
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>>52599377
>>52599404
>>52599439
delete these.
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>>52599431
(You)
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>>52599431
>>52599431
>>52599431
>>52599431
>>52599431
>>52599431
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>>52599347

fuck yourself
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>>52599435
Anybody that isn't a paki. You're not a paki are you?
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Got me mum a water filter and me dad a jacket for Christmas..
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@52599431

sorry your mother and I can't afford it this year
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>>52599191
does anyone have this image but with the lisicki
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>>52599431
Weird, that song literally just finished playing on BBC Asian Network.
>>
>52599431
here you go la
>>
>>52599417

What do you mean when you say ham
>>
>>52599449
Not even lying lad.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRYNYb30nxU
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can we do a vocaroo sing tonight?
after we've all had a drink and that
>>
eating starmix
>>
>>52599443
He's ofer the ocean, how are presents being delivered still?
>>
>>52599435
he's probably a moron and meant gammon
>>
You tolerate yanks and micks and dutch more than Germs
>>
ham? more like hARam
>>
have to lie about getting a job to my nan on skype tonight haha cant wait
>>
>>52599443
Dat copyright-dodging slightly-off music though
>>
>>52599437
Post under your own flag Padraig.
>>
>>52599488

Do you have someone else doing it for you?
>>
I will not tolerate intolerance
>>
>>52599455
>>52599458
>>52599482
Cheers lads, you've made my Christmas that extra bit special :3
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Comfy Cara.
>>
watching inside out desu

can't wait to spend christmas alone
>>
>>52599495
yeah I request 'rasputin' by Boney M
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doing a listen
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>>52599533
There's only two things I hate in this world, people who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch
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>>52599513
I will, as soon as you get your fleg up in Belfast City Centre again, Billy.

>>52599525
I wish.
>>
chat shit get coal
>>
>>52599541
now it's you turn to make mine special

*unzips willy*
gobble down on this
>>
bit racist that people are celebrating christmas when there are muslims in the country me thinks
>>
Got me gran an air deodoriser for Christmas lol
Smelly cunt
>>
which leftist subgroup would line up against the wall first?
>>
>>52599508
Tell her you're a prozzie
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>>52599570
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>Bangalore

Hope the yaks milk and curry cookies don't give him diarrhea
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>>52599486
chopped out a pig
>>
>>52599570
fuck em
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>>52599592

>gif

fuck off
>>
>>52599563

>I wish.

You're single and you don't wank?

I don't understand, do you have no sex drive at all?
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>>52599569
how do you unzip a willy

what is wrong with your willy
>>
>>52599551
christmas lewds when?
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Times running out, what should I get my gf for Christmas?
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>>52599570
Bit racist Muslims are celebrating Eid when there's Jews in the country me thinks
>>
>>52599394
>>52599437
(1) (you)

Redeemable at select locations. Terms and conditions apply, see website for more details. (you) cash value £0.00.
>>
>>52599599

yeh but is it ham in the yank sense or our sliced ham in the packet?
>>
whites lose again
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35120965
>>
Chat shit get bombed
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>>52599558
There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who do not
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>>52599551
me & u

im sakurako and you're oppai-chan
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>>52597947
Glad to see all my favorite anime made the list
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proper getting on me mums nerves lol nah its all banter lol :D
>>
>>52599636
a candle & Marvin Gaye's lewd albums.
>>
what's the meaning of life lads?
>>
>>52599636
a bf who doesn't leave things to the last minute

>>52599662
haha ayyy
>>
>>52599610
Sex drive was through the roof. Was edging for longer than most people sleep, every single day for months. Had to go cold turkey. I was wanking so much that I was losing weight because of it.
>>
>>52599636
My dick please
I'd love to get head off Ssara
>>
>>52599541
No probs mate, Santa dropped off a bunch of (You)s to dish out over the holiday period. Have some desi beats to go with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udra3Mfw2oo
>>
>tfw the Muzzies, Jews, Hindus, Sikhs and Jehovah's witnesses are missing out on all the fun

Should convert desu.
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>>52599551
at least you'll have cool shirts famalam
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>>52599640
only white people can be racist doofus
>>
doing a shower
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>>52598440
Having a script do that wouldn't preclude him having "0 life"
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>santa
fuck off yanks
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>>52599680

there isn't one.
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>>52599635

send me vodka and i'm yours
>>
>>52599636
>tfw no porcelain skinned gf

fuck god
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>>52599701
>he doesn't shower with cold water
>>
>Palestinians stab and try to kill Israelis literally every day
>they also try running them over and killing them with cars

>One jew stabs a PICTURE of a palestinian
>world goes mental

literally fuck palishit fake shit """country"""
>>
>>52599728
this 2bh
>>
>>52599746
>another cold shower lad
W E W
E
W
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Tell me about Sophie, why does she walk towards the camera?
>>
>>52599746
>torturing yourself daily
>>
>>52599771
because its a bit cold out
>>
>>52599733
Got the gf some lewd lingerie lads
Well it's more a present for me haha
>>
>tfw no commie gf to disagree with constantly
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>>52599746


Why do people shower with cod water? is it better fro you or something?
>>
>>52599503
It's all the same jf detritus.
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>>52599765
its Christmas, calm it down you giant edgelord cunt.
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>Hot water knob? Haven't touched it in months. I'm actually currently going through the process of having it uninstalled from my plumbing, they should be coming out sometime next week. I had to list a reason(s) on the work order as to why I am requesting my hot water knob to be removed and discarded. Would you can to hear the reasons? Well stay tuned friend. 2 reasons:

>1. Discipline
>2. Mental toughness

>My property manager was initially questioning my reasons, but I explained to her that by taking cold showers I am actually able to develop discipline and mental toughness. After a long and heated (note that I needn't anything heated especially my water) debate, I was able to convince her to put the work order in. Now I'm living a great life, warm water free. I even started forcing my gf to take cold showers with me. I refuse to date an inferior female, and I explained to her that if she can't learn to accept and love cold showers as I have then we really have no business being together anyways.
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That feel when you will never watch k-on for the first time again

Why live?
>>
>>52599771

i want to lick her feet and pits, drink her piss and eat her hot steamy logs.

anyone else?
>>
>>52599789
Are you going to wear it? ;)))))
>>
>iranian visa: £300
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>>52599805
>cod water
literally never even typed that ffs
>>
>>52599818
its christmas eve you spastic fuck
>>
>>52599805

yeh all that liver oil in the water helps your skin
>>
>>52599820
I've never seen it and I have no intention of watching it ever haha
>>
>>52599830
No but after she does ill lick it clean
>>
>>52599820
>watching it for the first time now
>still got 12 episodes and the film left
>already feeling down just knowing the end approaches
do NOT remind me the end exists
might just off myself before i can watch the last episode desu
>>
>>52599805
>Why do people shower with cod water? is it better fro you or something?
They literally cannot afford heating

>>52599843
you the half persian lad?
>>
>>52599767
>another
its prolly just me yank, i'm a massive shill for them

>>52599773
it gets much easier after a while, i look forward to them nowadays.

>>52599805
they're incredibly better for you, google it. the human body isn't supposed to be as coddled as it is.
>>
fucks sake ive lost the lisicki empty room picture again
>>
>>52599863
i used to be like you but then i watched it anyway because i was bored haha
good decision desu
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>Father Christmas is flying over Pakistan
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>>52599820
Watched 3 episodes of this garbage and I don't see the appeal
>>
>>52599924
It gets good after episode 8
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>>52599897
xx

>>52599916
Not really interested in anime girls playing music tbf
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>>52599923
might get shot down ffs
>>
>>52599924
It's for benders
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>>52599897
originally made by me x
>>
>>52599820
watched the first episode after you autistic cunts kept posting this gay anime shit

Literally got cancer and threw up in the first 5 minutes
>>
>>52599946
beautiful
>>
>>52599889
I meant aside from me.
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posting a MASSIVE anime
>>
anime is literally for benders
>>
>>52599953
I am a bender
>>
could really do with a boy for sex now
>>
>>52599924
>garbage
fuck off yank

>>52599946
i didn't think i was either haha
tbf half the time they're just drinking tea and eating cake
>>
>>52599968
this crashed my computer
>>
>>52599980
t. bender
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6355455
http://strawpoll.me/6355455

http://strawpoll.me/6355455

^^ follow the link to vote in a poll haha ^^
>>
>>52599980
>cute girls
>for gays

Anti-anime autists are literally benders.
>>
>>52599995
Shut up you fat ogre
Literally a female lisicki
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>>52599863
There was a time when I thought anime was for super losers
Then I watched k-on

>>52599877
I've seen it all three times now

>>52599924
watch some more, it gets better

>>52599955
Sounds like you had the wrong attitude going in
>>
>>52599997
I've only fully watched 2 animes anyway, yuru yuri and danmachi

not really interested in any others
>>
>>52599960
The emptiness is filled in, from the viewer's perspective, with the knowledge that at some point in time someone will walk towards them. That they are not there now is irrelevant, the viewer is treated to expectation as well as being able to appreciate that which cannot yet be seen.
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>>52599962
oh right, good lad.

>>52599968
literally christmas ika
>>
/brit/ orgy when?
>>
K-ON is literally the most fucking autistic cancerous garbage I have ever watched in my life
>>
reminder there are people who think all anime is moeshit like gay-on and lucky star
>>
>>52600017
>no maybe option
come on mate
>>
here's a free (You) for anyone who wants it

(You)
>>
>>52600007

Mr.Bond
>>
>>52600034
I'd bet you'd like sabagebu based on that
>>
>>52600064
>garbage
fuck off yank
>>
really wanna do a wank :(
>>
https://twitter.com/commie_mami/status/680075096418029568
>>
>>52600023
they're not real you big fat yank cunt nigger kike
>>
>>52600064
Yuri Yuri is much more ridiculous even though it's also a great show.
>>
>>52599995
I'm not busy right now, but I have a bad leg so you have to go on top. I am also wearing a wollen monkey hat because my head is a little cold, hope they wont be a problem.
>>
>>52600073
thanks
>>
Watching master chef lads
>>
adidas creps don't ask where i got them
>>
>>52600000
>>
>>52600065
It literally is though
LITERALLY all anime is cringe as fuck
>>
>>52600081
>not really interested in any others
:^)
>>
>>52600028
>three times
lmao plen
>>
>>52600071
Bit late in the day for maybes la, make your mind up.
>>
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What do Muslims even do on Christmas, lads
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Christmas anime.
>>
ANIME IS FOR AUTISTIC MANCHILDREN

FUCK OFF BACK TO /A/

LEAVE

YOU SUBHUMAN AUTISTS.
>>
>>52600034
>Only watched yuru yuri and danmachi

Having a cry at wasted opportunities.

Who's your fav yuru though?
>>
>>52600105
>girls have to be real to be cute
wwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>
>>52600145
the slag with the pink hair
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This is a problem that I get a lot, probably something to do with being dislexic.

I look up the definition for a word, in this case 'sententious' and it's

>given to moralizing in a pompous or affected manner.

There's then words in the definition I don't understand, in this case 'moralizing and pompous.

So then I look up the definitions for them and half understand them both but then I still don't understand what the original word means, it all just becomes confusing and my brain can't compute it.

Am I just stupid and there's nothing I can do about it?

Is there anyway to get past this problem?
>>
>>52599995
*unsheathes benis*
>>
>>52600137

rape their children like normal i suppose
>>
>>52600119
My New Year's Resolution is to never have to witness some spotty middle class gimp quote skepta/stormzy again.

Wonder how long I'll last.
>>
>>52600137
they post anime in /brit/
>>
Just opened up the Anime section on Netflix what should I watch boys, I've never seen a Chinese cartoon before
>>
>>52600124
But (You) (You) hakusho
>>
>>52600137
The same thing they do every night. Spend it with their families enjoying each others company.
>>
i actually just feel sorry for people who have not enjoyed K-on at least 6 times fully.
>>
>>52600146
yes they do

retard
>>
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>>52600124
eat a penis
>>
>>52600137
what do christians even do on eid
>>
>>52600137
Eat Christmas dinner, watch the Queen's Speech, go to sleep on the sofa, pump your mum.
That kind of thing.
>>
>>52600180
>>52600180
>>52600180
>>
>>52600160
*takes into account*
>>
>>52600170
gonna ruin it for you sometime on the 1st desu
>>
>>52600100

Dubs confirms you should do one.
>>
all anime is for long haired, jobless queers with acne who drink "real ale"
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Havin a poo lads.
>>
>>52600121
Don't understand a word
>>
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>>52600138
>>
is there any animes that feature collar dresses
>>
>>52600171

Top banter m8.
>>
>>52600126
I'm just saying if you get the urge its pretty good

>>52600145
Anyone who doesn't say Ayano is mentally ill
>>
>>52600052

there's only one (fat) girl, wouldn't it just be a gangbang?
>>
>>52600217
I can see your benis
>>
>>52600162
Thats not dislexis, you're just thick. Vocabulary is a completely separate issue, read a book nigga
>>
>>52600261
I'm literally trying to but don't understand some of the words ffs
>>
>>52600109

best offer i've had all week
>>
>>52600260
>>52600217
kek
>>
>>52599863
I've watched 3 episodes whilst drunk at 5am to dull my mind
>>
I can smell turkey
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>>52600332
Everything about it seems terrible
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>>52600260
>>52600305
>>
Pakis?

Gas every single last one of the retched roaches and the anti-white leftist buffoons that sympathise with them

Burn their hives, revel in the lamentations of their women, empty their coffers, no remorse

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender
>>
>>52600373
its just quite boring and yui is rather irritating
>>
>>52600291
Well, as a close neighbour to Best Sussex you get privilege.
>>
How true is it that you can't trust women who have a bad relationship with their father?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOOA2ZhBIQY

me
>>
>>52600338

Your mums keen m8. Or is he part cooking it?
>>
Where is everyone? Busy with crimbo?
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