Haven't done my Christmas shopping yet edition
cara
Yui
/balt/
http://strawpoll.me/6354847
http://strawpoll.me/6354847
http://strawpoll.me/6354847
correct answer is Jack btw
left it a bit late didn't you ahahahahahaha
Maisie
who smells worse, Lisicki or KentFatT
All I want for Christmas is Kyary
post REDheads
Are you a good person?
>>52595882
>fucking daniel again
how is everyone still called daniel, i know for a fact at least 2 actually called daniel left
>>52595882
Daniel and Jack are the only non-pleb names
>>52595908
she's my gf
Why do people like going out on Christmas Eve?
Can't think of anything worse than being hungover on Christmas day
Bought an external hard drive to transfer my files and now I'm returning it lmao
>>52595935
hello~
>>52595829
I think it's a combination of turbonormies and virgins who wouldn't be virgins if their standards weren't so high
>There are people here who won't be watching Queen Bess' speech tomorrow
REPUBLICANS OUT WAIFUS IN
You're spending too much time on /brit/ anon. Time to go outside.
>>52595955
why wouldn't you just use bittorrent sync or wetransfer
>>52595951
It's fun. I keep it in check and only have three or four drinks.
Plenty of people seem to get smashed though and I agree it must be shite being hungover all day surrounded by family.
Should have kept a diary of my drug intake since the start of 2014, taken catastrophic amounts of benzos and psychs, haha.
watching its a wondeful life
>>52595837
Edgey shopping style
>>52595951
>I get hangovers
>why wouldn't you just use bittorrent sync or wetransfer
>>52595989
lay off the benzos la, they'll fuck you.
good morning lads
need to go to the shops and get some presents haha
>>52595951
I go out for a good 2 hours at most and drink sparingly :)
>>52595966
I don't get this meme about virgins having high standards.
I'm a virgin because I'm far too ugly for ANY girl to approach me, and too shy, insecure, and full of self loathing to ever approach any girl. I would gladly shag a 3/10. I will probably lose my virginity to a 5/10 prostitute.
>>52596030
fuck off karen
>>52595991
>Not watching A Christmas Carol
You disgust me
>>52595987
Still, I just don't find it that appealing
Can't understand why you'd wanna go out in a mad rush and ave drinks rather than be at home having a beer or two with family.
Don't geddit
>>52596013
>I'm that autist who pretends he can drink a lot without being affected because I somehow think this impresses people and detracts from my otherwise uninteresting and awful personality
>>52596043
yeh me too
there are some virgins who are so because they have too high standards though
>i'm not using normal things because they might find out i save a million hat meme images
will /g/ autism ever stop
>>52596070
Nah it's because I'm an alcoholic
Azusa
>>52595882
>no rorke option
you fucked up, south britain
karen mentioned
>tfw no qt gf to snuggle up with and watch Christmas films
What is the point anymore?
>>52596122
>like a girl
>find out she likes me back
>start to like her less and less
what's going on lads
just spent 2 minutes (and i know it was 2 minutes because that's how long i put my beans in the microwave for) pacing and fantasising about murdering people
i'm going to become a serial killer one day aren't i?
gonna get breakfast desu
Happy Christmas lads, spending Christmas eve with your family?
>>52596070
Because most people will be spending the next solid day or two with their families. It's not a 'mad rush' no more so than going out on any other night.
I honestly don't get hangovers tbqh
>>52596096
same here lad, you suffer from chronic dehydration as well? my skin is so fucking bad these days. and i feel like my brain is rattling around inside my skull, it's shrunk permanently.
>>52595743
Several countries achieved modernisation without the need of being colonised, look at japan or china for example.
to say that the evils of the british empire were ultimately for good, is a bit of a weird argument, the british empire was aimed at resoruce extraction, nfrastructural additions weren't accompanied with fair participatory opportunities for local traders etc, rather the opposite.
so yeah.
>>52596116
Post butt.
would really enjoy some hot chocolate right now desu
If I didn't have a family to see on Christmas, it would be day I kill myself desu.
>>52596116
>>52596152
you were destined to be alone anon, don't mess with the universe's plans
so excited kwoooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
Lads what is THE best James Bond song? I nominate You Only Live Twice.
>>52596116
>>52596171
>>52596152
wtf yorkshire get it together mate
>>52596114
>dyed red hair
Binned.
>>52596167
that's because you're irish. You're used to it
>>52596152
>like a girl
>find out she likes me back
>avoid her for the rest of the year
that was back when i was 17, now i'm 24 and still a KV. she's got a kid now though, i'm glad it's not mine.
>>52596164
Fair enough, maybe it's where you live but I've found it to be uncomfortably busy, although no worse than NYE
>>52596171
>>52596198
skyfall/le world is not enough/live n let die get stuck in my head a lot
thunderBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL n man w golden gun r good
>tfw you will never snuggle up with Ritsu under a blanket watching Christmas films
No wonder suicide rates spike around Christmas if people are robbed of such joys.
>>52596215
similar thing happened when I was 13, pretty sure she has a kid now
>>52596198
the joker
>>52596153
I used to fantasise about killing my flatmate every day
lads is origin down for anyone else? just want to play some BF4 Tbh
>>52596235
just do it...
>>52596245
not into boys tbqh but i get the idea.
>>52596245
gonna send something of this ilk to my skype-GF desu
>>52596267
do people still play it? liked 3 better than 4 2bh
>>52596245
Why are the girls in weeb cartoons always caucasian?
>not fantasising about saving ur loved ones from psychotic murderers
wrong in the head desu
>>52596261
Thats nice.
I cuddle with my flatmate and fuck him in the butt sometimes.
>>52596191
Probably true lad
>>52596202
FOY I'm as serious as caesar salad, happens with every girl I want to get romantically involved with
>>52596215
That's happened to me as well, but she has two kids now
>>52596295
>doing this past the age of fifteen
![[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][13][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_16.47_[2015.04.01_11.49.39].png](https://i.imgur.com/vCJMhZu.jpg "[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][13][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_16.47_[2015.04.01_11.49.39].png")
>>52596294
le cute
>>52596325
yeh its much more mature to think about killing your family init
>>52596292
yeah it's still populated, they recently added some old BF2 maps with this autistic easter egg to get the rarest camo
>>52596295
I fantasise about my oneitis dying in my arms
I think her death is the only way my obsession would die
>>52596198
unironically love this song tbqh
https://youtu.be/vQKaujX6R-U
>>52596294
Because whites are the master race and everybody wants to be us.
>>52596325
I was fantasising about sitting down with my fantasy son and teaching him the true nature of the universe
>>52596331
azusa is a pakistani
>>52596027
Nah, Liverpool x
cheeky Christmas Jun.
>>52596384
yes.
favourite bond song if I'm honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXjnwXUN1Mg
favourite film might be Goldeneye just because of the nostalgia
imma gay nigga but i still take sausage
>>52596068
no but I work there
I'll heem anyone who posts jun with a donut around her big toe
i dont want to see it i swear i will smash you up
sorry to get on a normie soapbox here lads, but i've fucked 4 different girls and they all liked getting choked
do all women like this or is it just a coincidence?
>>52596384
Probably whiter than you tbqhwyl
i remember once on christmas eve when i was 14 me and my mate went climbed into the car park of an old peoples home and bricked all the windows of the cars
who bolton here lads
>>52596417
Is this a woman or a man?
>>52596404
Want to bury my face in that big juicy bum to be quite honest familia
having a no nonsense wank
christmas is soon lads
>>52596415
i really like this bond film and i don't care if that makes me a pleb
okay lads going to go to the shops to get presents for the senpai
see you all soon x
christmas choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSzNxlREjNI
>>52596294
just returned from china and japan and their whiteness obsession is creepy as fuck. it's more pronounced in china, you really feel that EVERYONE wants to be white, every advert, every billboard shows you the palest chinese, cheekbones, lips and chins photoshopped to look more white. japanese mostly seem ok with being japanese.
Can't be arsed putting effort into women anymore
>>52596481
bye xo
>>52596460
Lads what has been an ONGOING and CONTROVERSIAL issue reported by the news media in THE LAST MONTH
>>52596458
>believing in the gender binary
>>52596521
Father Christmas is black
>>52595837
yoooo
nigga u fuckin up mang
still haven't watched every bond film yet, might do that
>>52596485
top kek, and that's why they'll never compete with the West culturally even if one day they trump us economically.
>>52596521
UKIP want to SELL OFF RED ROBINS to PAY FOR ANTI-GAY DRUGS FOR THE NHS
>>52596521
Syria
Immigrants
EU Referendum
Oil Price
Cecil Rhodes' Statue
just made my mums friends laugh
felt good ngl
>>52596574
weird face
nice hair though, would comb it
>>52596168
My problem is I have trouble eating and keeping food down. Feel sick most of the time
Gonna stop after Christmas 2bh
>>52596574
kek went to the same uni as her
>>52596543
Stream them
>>52596574
stop posting these 7/10 skets with red flag hair.
oi lads check this article
>http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/uk/article4649554.ece
oh wait i forgot you're not subsribed to the times, lol
>>52596595
are you going to shag?
>>52596595
do birds always laugh when they look at you
feel drunk already lads.
>>52596629
Actually am
>>52596631
i hope so shes qt and always stares at me
>>52596632
when i tell them funnies they laugh yeah
>>52596624
gas yourself
>>52596619
>paying for free information
unless it's an opinion piece why would it be any different to a free source?
>>52596629
>subscribing to The Times, not the FT
top pleb.
The TImes literally went down the shitter when Murdoch bought it (and no I'm not one of these 'huurrr murdoch is evil' types)
Just fucked a white bitch feels good man
Why you running with those lames that's tapped out
AOTP is front line with they macs out
And we don't rumble no more we comin' for war
I can hit from a long range don't care if you draw, and uh
Your eyes can't hit what they can't see
The M1, will melt a nigga wig like gangrene
And my trees is laced, bucket is half licked
My whole team got laced, half of them rich
The other half, originate from the best part
My right hook will leave your face covered with stretch-marks
When the swellin' go down, I'm tellin' ya clowns
>>52596644
stick it in a pastebin for us then m8
>>52596629
>I post in the Japanese Thread
lmao fuckign weeb
>>52596658
I did it for a ''''''free'''''' 20 quid Amazon voucher
Yes, well firstly, if the bankers, the bonuses, the bankers, the bonuses, it's disgusting. And secondly, if the Tories are really serious about it they'd tax the bankers, the bonuses to 90%.
If all the Eton Tories went to Harrow School and comprehensives then perhaps we'd still have the grammar schools actually.
just got fucked by someone who may or may not have been white, he had a small dick and was rubbish
t. white bitch
>>52596629
>paywall
fuck off
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35176262
>>52596487
Nothing lasts. The only person you should focus on is yourself. On the other the only way to value your own life is to value the lives of others.
>>52596751
GOD BLESS
>>52596644
top lad
>>52596685
>reading the FT when you're probs a 20 yo student
top kek
>>52596727
i just rustle jap jimmies kek
>>52596612
Acid reflux? Mine flares up randomly, going ok right now (touch wood) which is unusual because cold dry air is usually a trigger. On a bad day I will wake up and throw up some foul tasting yellow bile and blow luminously bright fresh blood out of my nose.
>>52596734
>getting the quote wrong
it's
>If all the Eton Tories that went to Harrow school had gone to comprehensives then perhaps we'd still have the grammar schools actually
MUG
>tfw watching POV porn but can't fully immerse yourself in it cos Manuel's cock is twice the size of yours
>>52596691
realest shit i ever heard nigga
my life?
nah, not a fan.
>>52596787
>implying the FT doesn't have broad political, cultural and editorial content
>>52596729
>>52596812
hahaha what am i lad!
>>52596829
not gay but love his accent and thick ropes of cum
There is literally nothing more cringey than people under the age of 25 reading the FT
It instantly says 'I'm not as smart as I like to think I am but I want people to think it'
>>52596877
pretty gay desu
>>52596860
a twat tbhhhh1!!!!
╔╦╦
╠╬╬╬╣
╠╬╬╬╣OK! WHO ATE MY
╠╬╬╬╣CHOCOLATE!!
╚╩╩╩╝
been nibbling biscuits all day and I'm going out to a meal in a few hours
I can't remember what I ordered but I hope it's light
>>52596885
it literally means they read the most reputable news source there is. How fucking insecure are you?
>>52596893
probably yer mams, i ravaged that one last night tbqhwy!
just ate a bit of some lads chocolate haha
>>52596877
>not gay but love his accent and thick ropes of cum
hope i get a gf this Christmas, i asked for one.
>>52596895
me, but whoever ate that but must not know the cloning process
>>52596877
same I wouldnt mind some of those thick ropes on my face (if I was gay)
>>52596926
>Insecure
>Tries to act like he can get much from the FT at that age
Look at me everybody I'm at uni! I'm an intellectual now!
>>52596895
*looks around nervously, mouth is covered in chocolate*
err... not me
>>52596877
bit gay this
>>52596918
>peeing in bottles when youre outside
>>52596940
what kind of gf
Imagine waking up tomorrow with massive tits and a tight pink fanny
perfect Christmas present imo
>>52596968
you've clearly never read the FT
It's not all stock prices mate.
>looking back on my teenage years and realising how much I was like Kevin the Teenager
haha classic
>>52596995
i really want a cute 2d one. but i guess mummy will get me a 3d Jap.
mum, dad, sister, sister bf, brother, aunt, uncle and grandma all downstairs laughing and joking
make it stoppp
>>52597033
#GOALS
>>52597048
>grandma
fuck off yank
>>52597048
its already too late to go down and look normal.
>>52597048
>family gathering tonight
>just want to stay in and watch telly
The "blue marble" view of Earth was first captured by astronauts during NASA's Apollo 8 mission on Dec. 24, 1968.
cold out.
>>52597108
irish weather
>>52597086
it'll look worse if you don't go down at all
>>52597078
haha simply hilarious, the Daily Mail is so like that
imagine if it was around when Jesus was born - I bet the headline would say that haha!
(never mind the fact they were refugees in their own country)
>>52597125
>>52597108
sun is out though.
>>52597108
that's just the irish weather, kev
>>52597038
I have.
Touched a nerve though, mate? You are exactly the kind of 'look at me I am le smart boy' I mean.
I'm cringing because you probably think people respect you for reading it and aren't laughing at you
>>52596877
laffed out loud at this post tbqh
Who /Dench/ here?
>>52597108
Taiwanese gfs dad asked me when I'm going to get serious and propose.
What a banter lord
>>52597165
how did you lose your leg?
>>52597168
>cewis
wot
>>52597142
I don't tell anyone I read it 2bh, just a bit confused by your opinion.
It's widely regarded as the best paper/site of the lot, so I read it.
>>52597108
>>52597142
get a load of this shit cunt
The Economist is the most reputable new source there is.
>>52597180
haaaate it
>>52597165
How was Vietnam?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8AOAap6_k4
classic choon lads
>>52597138
>>52597125
>>52597108
hopefully it'll warm up a bit
Back from church, lads. Absolutely lovely to see how many families with children were there today to hear the word of God.
Praise the lord.
Well chaps I've got to tell you, I'm bloody starving!
Reckon I should go ask my daddy nicely to bring up a nice big toasty plate of garlic bread?
>>52597204
Alright lad, keep feeling like a big, mature, intelligent uni student
>>52597218
I always enjoy looking at the jobs in the back
>>52597279
Bizarre.
>>52597078
but joseph was a carpenter
>>52597187
my Chinese gf's parents barely accept their daughter let alone her bf, so we gotta keep things on the DL, until they pop their clogs and we get all their money
don't tell i said any of this though lol :3
>>52597265
No churches in my area now
Only mosques
>>52597273
Go make it yourself
Got ID'd in Morrisons buying 2 bottles of scotch lads. The lady on the till said I should take it as a compliment :/
pint of jellied eels ta John
>>52597265
marina > charli
>>52597314
women just don't understand men
>>52597273
GARLIC BREAD?
GARLIC AND BREAD?
got my right wing dad a subscription to the guardian to christmas hahah what am i like lads
>>52597314
How old are you? I'm 21 and have never not been id'd
Who /hajj/ here? :3
objectively the best scene ever in Peep Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ38jTQcO1k
>>52597351
Fucking 29.
>>52597256
>is this a food
good gimmick
>>52597353
Rasheed.
>>52597373
still can't wrap my head around genuine religious people who use 4chan. has the fedora turned atheism into such a meme that people are converting to christianity to counter-meme?
boggles the mind
>christmas
fuck off kuffar twat
>>52597168
fucked the joke surely it should say "you made my private stand to attention"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPk6PEmYKJQ
>>52597362
Moar
I love the qts with unkempt eyebrows.
>>52597326
God bless.
>>52597311
Sounds very sad.
>saying 'happy christmas' instead of 'merry christmas'
fuck off
>>52597397
it doesn't matter a slong as you're attractive
>>52597388
Kek'd
>>52597390
yeah the Deus Vult thing really makes me cringe as well.
>>52597368
>It's not the voicemail or him offering the kids a can of coke and getting called a paedo
>>52597434
happy christmas
>>52597314
>6'5
>get a pint yesterday
>old Doris behind till (literally about 90) asks for ID
cheeky cunt, should have asked for her death certificate in return - how many 6'5 17 year olds has she seen? most blokes wouldn't have made it to 17 in her time
Or like the sickly ones.
HNNNG
Chav is an offensive derogatory term for working class people. It's the Tories fault they are like this
>be you
>this happens
what do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW9N1Rp7vng
>>52597368
not even close.
>>>/r/videos
Visiting parents and they're making a buffet for din dims. Pizza and garlic bread and pasta and fried chicken
Probably some mini sausage rolls too
>>52597513
sounds working class
>>52597513
oo bb don't tease me now
>>52597488
But the Blair years were the peak of chavs 2bh.
>>52597540
Agreed.
I dont think Im capable of falling in love. When Im with a girl and its going well I just dont feel it. What does love feel like?
