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Haven't done my Christmas shopping yet edition
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cara
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Yui
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/balt/
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http://strawpoll.me/6354847
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http://strawpoll.me/6354847

correct answer is Jack btw
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left it a bit late didn't you ahahahahahaha
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Maisie
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who smells worse, Lisicki or KentFatT
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All I want for Christmas is Kyary
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post REDheads
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Are you a good person?
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>>52595882
>fucking daniel again
how is everyone still called daniel, i know for a fact at least 2 actually called daniel left
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>>52595882
Daniel and Jack are the only non-pleb names
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>>52595908
she's my gf
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Why do people like going out on Christmas Eve?

Can't think of anything worse than being hungover on Christmas day
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Bought an external hard drive to transfer my files and now I'm returning it lmao
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>>52595935
hello~
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>>52595829
I think it's a combination of turbonormies and virgins who wouldn't be virgins if their standards weren't so high
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>There are people here who won't be watching Queen Bess' speech tomorrow

REPUBLICANS OUT WAIFUS IN
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You're spending too much time on /brit/ anon. Time to go outside.
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>>52595955
why wouldn't you just use bittorrent sync or wetransfer
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>>52595951
It's fun. I keep it in check and only have three or four drinks.

Plenty of people seem to get smashed though and I agree it must be shite being hungover all day surrounded by family.
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Should have kept a diary of my drug intake since the start of 2014, taken catastrophic amounts of benzos and psychs, haha.
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watching its a wondeful life
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>>52595837
Edgey shopping style
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>>52595951
>I get hangovers
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>why wouldn't you just use bittorrent sync or wetransfer
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>>52595989
lay off the benzos la, they'll fuck you.
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good morning lads

need to go to the shops and get some presents haha
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>>52595951
I go out for a good 2 hours at most and drink sparingly :)
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>>52595966

I don't get this meme about virgins having high standards.

I'm a virgin because I'm far too ugly for ANY girl to approach me, and too shy, insecure, and full of self loathing to ever approach any girl. I would gladly shag a 3/10. I will probably lose my virginity to a 5/10 prostitute.
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>>52596030
fuck off karen
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>>52595991
>Not watching A Christmas Carol

You disgust me
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>>52595987
Still, I just don't find it that appealing

Can't understand why you'd wanna go out in a mad rush and ave drinks rather than be at home having a beer or two with family.

Don't geddit

>>52596013
>I'm that autist who pretends he can drink a lot without being affected because I somehow think this impresses people and detracts from my otherwise uninteresting and awful personality
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>>52596043
yeh me too

there are some virgins who are so because they have too high standards though
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>i'm not using normal things because they might find out i save a million hat meme images
will /g/ autism ever stop
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>>52596070
Nah it's because I'm an alcoholic
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Azusa
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>>52595882
>no rorke option
you fucked up, south britain
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karen mentioned
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>tfw no qt gf to snuggle up with and watch Christmas films

What is the point anymore?
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>>52596122
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>like a girl
>find out she likes me back
>start to like her less and less
what's going on lads
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just spent 2 minutes (and i know it was 2 minutes because that's how long i put my beans in the microwave for) pacing and fantasising about murdering people

i'm going to become a serial killer one day aren't i?
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gonna get breakfast desu
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Happy Christmas lads, spending Christmas eve with your family?
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>>52596070
Because most people will be spending the next solid day or two with their families. It's not a 'mad rush' no more so than going out on any other night.
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I honestly don't get hangovers tbqh
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>>52596096

same here lad, you suffer from chronic dehydration as well? my skin is so fucking bad these days. and i feel like my brain is rattling around inside my skull, it's shrunk permanently.
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>>52595743
Several countries achieved modernisation without the need of being colonised, look at japan or china for example.

to say that the evils of the british empire were ultimately for good, is a bit of a weird argument, the british empire was aimed at resoruce extraction, nfrastructural additions weren't accompanied with fair participatory opportunities for local traders etc, rather the opposite.

so yeah.
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>>52596116

Post butt.
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would really enjoy some hot chocolate right now desu
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If I didn't have a family to see on Christmas, it would be day I kill myself desu.
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>>52596116
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>>52596152
you were destined to be alone anon, don't mess with the universe's plans
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so excited kwoooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
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Lads what is THE best James Bond song? I nominate You Only Live Twice.
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>>52596116
>>52596171
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>>52596152
wtf yorkshire get it together mate
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>>52596114
>dyed red hair

Binned.
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>>52596167
that's because you're irish. You're used to it
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>>52596152

>like a girl
>find out she likes me back
>avoid her for the rest of the year

that was back when i was 17, now i'm 24 and still a KV. she's got a kid now though, i'm glad it's not mine.
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>>52596164
Fair enough, maybe it's where you live but I've found it to be uncomfortably busy, although no worse than NYE
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>>52596171
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>>52596198
skyfall/le world is not enough/live n let die get stuck in my head a lot
thunderBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL n man w golden gun r good
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>tfw you will never snuggle up with Ritsu under a blanket watching Christmas films

No wonder suicide rates spike around Christmas if people are robbed of such joys.
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>>52596215
similar thing happened when I was 13, pretty sure she has a kid now
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>>52596198
the joker
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>>52596153

I used to fantasise about killing my flatmate every day
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lads is origin down for anyone else? just want to play some BF4 Tbh
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>>52596235

just do it...
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>>52596245
not into boys tbqh but i get the idea.
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>>52596245
gonna send something of this ilk to my skype-GF desu
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>>52596267
do people still play it? liked 3 better than 4 2bh
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>>52596245
Why are the girls in weeb cartoons always caucasian?
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>not fantasising about saving ur loved ones from psychotic murderers
wrong in the head desu
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>>52596261

Thats nice.


I cuddle with my flatmate and fuck him in the butt sometimes.
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>>52596191
Probably true lad
>>52596202
FOY I'm as serious as caesar salad, happens with every girl I want to get romantically involved with
>>52596215
That's happened to me as well, but she has two kids now
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>>52596295
>doing this past the age of fifteen
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>>52596325
yeh its much more mature to think about killing your family init
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>>52596292
yeah it's still populated, they recently added some old BF2 maps with this autistic easter egg to get the rarest camo
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>>52596295

I fantasise about my oneitis dying in my arms
I think her death is the only way my obsession would die
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>>52596198
unironically love this song tbqh

https://youtu.be/vQKaujX6R-U
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>>52596294
Because whites are the master race and everybody wants to be us.
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>>52596325
I was fantasising about sitting down with my fantasy son and teaching him the true nature of the universe
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>>52596331
azusa is a pakistani
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>>52596027
Nah, Liverpool x
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cheeky Christmas Jun.

>>52596384
yes.
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favourite bond song if I'm honest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXjnwXUN1Mg

favourite film might be Goldeneye just because of the nostalgia
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imma gay nigga but i still take sausage
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>>52596068
no but I work there
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I'll heem anyone who posts jun with a donut around her big toe

i dont want to see it i swear i will smash you up
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sorry to get on a normie soapbox here lads, but i've fucked 4 different girls and they all liked getting choked

do all women like this or is it just a coincidence?
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>>52596384
Probably whiter than you tbqhwyl
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i remember once on christmas eve when i was 14 me and my mate went climbed into the car park of an old peoples home and bricked all the windows of the cars
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who bolton here lads
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>>52596417
Is this a woman or a man?
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>>52596404
Want to bury my face in that big juicy bum to be quite honest familia
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having a no nonsense wank
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christmas is soon lads
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>>52596415
i really like this bond film and i don't care if that makes me a pleb
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okay lads going to go to the shops to get presents for the senpai

see you all soon x
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christmas choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSzNxlREjNI
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>>52596294

just returned from china and japan and their whiteness obsession is creepy as fuck. it's more pronounced in china, you really feel that EVERYONE wants to be white, every advert, every billboard shows you the palest chinese, cheekbones, lips and chins photoshopped to look more white. japanese mostly seem ok with being japanese.
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Can't be arsed putting effort into women anymore
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>>52596481
bye xo
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>>52596460
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Lads what has been an ONGOING and CONTROVERSIAL issue reported by the news media in THE LAST MONTH
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>>52596458

>believing in the gender binary
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>>52596521
Father Christmas is black
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>>52595837
yoooo
nigga u fuckin up mang
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still haven't watched every bond film yet, might do that
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>>52596485
top kek, and that's why they'll never compete with the West culturally even if one day they trump us economically.
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>>52596521
UKIP want to SELL OFF RED ROBINS to PAY FOR ANTI-GAY DRUGS FOR THE NHS
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>>52596521
Syria
Immigrants
EU Referendum
Oil Price
Cecil Rhodes' Statue
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just made my mums friends laugh

felt good ngl
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>>52596574
weird face

nice hair though, would comb it
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>>52596168
My problem is I have trouble eating and keeping food down. Feel sick most of the time

Gonna stop after Christmas 2bh
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>>52596574
kek went to the same uni as her
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>>52596543
Stream them
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>>52596574
stop posting these 7/10 skets with red flag hair.
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oi lads check this article

>http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/uk/article4649554.ece

oh wait i forgot you're not subsribed to the times, lol
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>>52596595
are you going to shag?
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>>52596595
do birds always laugh when they look at you
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feel drunk already lads.
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>>52596629
Actually am
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>>52596631
i hope so shes qt and always stares at me

>>52596632
when i tell them funnies they laugh yeah
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>>52596624
gas yourself
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>>52596619
>paying for free information

unless it's an opinion piece why would it be any different to a free source?
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>>52596629
>subscribing to The Times, not the FT

top pleb.

The TImes literally went down the shitter when Murdoch bought it (and no I'm not one of these 'huurrr murdoch is evil' types)
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Just fucked a white bitch feels good man
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Why you running with those lames that's tapped out
AOTP is front line with they macs out
And we don't rumble no more we comin' for war
I can hit from a long range don't care if you draw, and uh
Your eyes can't hit what they can't see
The M1, will melt a nigga wig like gangrene
And my trees is laced, bucket is half licked
My whole team got laced, half of them rich
The other half, originate from the best part
My right hook will leave your face covered with stretch-marks
When the swellin' go down, I'm tellin' ya clowns
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>>52596644
stick it in a pastebin for us then m8
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>>52596629
>I post in the Japanese Thread
lmao fuckign weeb
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>>52596658
I did it for a ''''''free'''''' 20 quid Amazon voucher
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Yes, well firstly, if the bankers, the bonuses, the bankers, the bonuses, it's disgusting. And secondly, if the Tories are really serious about it they'd tax the bankers, the bonuses to 90%.

If all the Eton Tories went to Harrow School and comprehensives then perhaps we'd still have the grammar schools actually.
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just got fucked by someone who may or may not have been white, he had a small dick and was rubbish

t. white bitch
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>>52596629
>paywall
fuck off

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35176262
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>>52596487
Nothing lasts. The only person you should focus on is yourself. On the other the only way to value your own life is to value the lives of others.
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>>52596751
GOD BLESS
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>>52596644
top lad

>>52596685
>reading the FT when you're probs a 20 yo student

top kek

>>52596727
i just rustle jap jimmies kek
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>>52596612

Acid reflux? Mine flares up randomly, going ok right now (touch wood) which is unusual because cold dry air is usually a trigger. On a bad day I will wake up and throw up some foul tasting yellow bile and blow luminously bright fresh blood out of my nose.
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>>52596734
>getting the quote wrong

it's
>If all the Eton Tories that went to Harrow school had gone to comprehensives then perhaps we'd still have the grammar schools actually

MUG
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>tfw watching POV porn but can't fully immerse yourself in it cos Manuel's cock is twice the size of yours
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>>52596691

realest shit i ever heard nigga
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my life?
nah, not a fan.
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>>52596787
>implying the FT doesn't have broad political, cultural and editorial content
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>>52596729
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>>52596812
hahaha what am i lad!
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>>52596829

not gay but love his accent and thick ropes of cum
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There is literally nothing more cringey than people under the age of 25 reading the FT

It instantly says 'I'm not as smart as I like to think I am but I want people to think it'
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>>52596877
pretty gay desu
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>>52596860
a twat tbhhhh1!!!!
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╠╬╬╬╣
╠╬╬╬╣OK! WHO ATE MY
╠╬╬╬╣CHOCOLATE!!
╚╩╩╩╝
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been nibbling biscuits all day and I'm going out to a meal in a few hours

I can't remember what I ordered but I hope it's light
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>>52596885
it literally means they read the most reputable news source there is. How fucking insecure are you?
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>>52596893
probably yer mams, i ravaged that one last night tbqhwy!
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just ate a bit of some lads chocolate haha
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>>52596877
>not gay but love his accent and thick ropes of cum
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hope i get a gf this Christmas, i asked for one.
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>>52596895
me, but whoever ate that but must not know the cloning process
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>>52596877
same I wouldnt mind some of those thick ropes on my face (if I was gay)
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>>52596926
>Insecure
>Tries to act like he can get much from the FT at that age

Look at me everybody I'm at uni! I'm an intellectual now!
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>>52596895
*looks around nervously, mouth is covered in chocolate*
err... not me
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>>52596877
bit gay this
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>>52596918
>peeing in bottles when youre outside
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>>52596940
what kind of gf
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Imagine waking up tomorrow with massive tits and a tight pink fanny

perfect Christmas present imo
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>>52596968
you've clearly never read the FT

It's not all stock prices mate.
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>looking back on my teenage years and realising how much I was like Kevin the Teenager

haha classic
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>>52596995
i really want a cute 2d one. but i guess mummy will get me a 3d Jap.
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mum, dad, sister, sister bf, brother, aunt, uncle and grandma all downstairs laughing and joking

make it stoppp
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>>52597033
#GOALS
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>>52597048
>grandma
fuck off yank
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>>52597048
its already too late to go down and look normal.
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>>52597048
>family gathering tonight
>just want to stay in and watch telly
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The "blue marble" view of Earth was first captured by astronauts during NASA's Apollo 8 mission on Dec. 24, 1968.
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cold out.
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>>52597108
irish weather
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>>52597086
it'll look worse if you don't go down at all
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>>52597078
haha simply hilarious, the Daily Mail is so like that
imagine if it was around when Jesus was born - I bet the headline would say that haha!

(never mind the fact they were refugees in their own country)
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>>52597125
>>52597108
sun is out though.
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>>52597108
that's just the irish weather, kev
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>>52597038
I have.

Touched a nerve though, mate? You are exactly the kind of 'look at me I am le smart boy' I mean.

I'm cringing because you probably think people respect you for reading it and aren't laughing at you
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>>52596877
laffed out loud at this post tbqh
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Who /Dench/ here?
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>>52597108
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Taiwanese gfs dad asked me when I'm going to get serious and propose.

What a banter lord
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>>52597165
how did you lose your leg?
>>
>>52597168
>cewis

wot
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>>52597142
I don't tell anyone I read it 2bh, just a bit confused by your opinion.

It's widely regarded as the best paper/site of the lot, so I read it.
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>>52597108
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>>52597142

get a load of this shit cunt
>>
The Economist is the most reputable new source there is.
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>>52597180
haaaate it
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>>52597165
How was Vietnam?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8AOAap6_k4


classic choon lads
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>>52597138
>>52597125
>>52597108
hopefully it'll warm up a bit
>>
>>
Back from church, lads. Absolutely lovely to see how many families with children were there today to hear the word of God.

Praise the lord.
>>
Well chaps I've got to tell you, I'm bloody starving!

Reckon I should go ask my daddy nicely to bring up a nice big toasty plate of garlic bread?
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>>52597204
Alright lad, keep feeling like a big, mature, intelligent uni student

>>52597218
I always enjoy looking at the jobs in the back
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>>52597279
Bizarre.
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>>52597078
but joseph was a carpenter
>>
>>52597187
my Chinese gf's parents barely accept their daughter let alone her bf, so we gotta keep things on the DL, until they pop their clogs and we get all their money

don't tell i said any of this though lol :3
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>>52597265
No churches in my area now
Only mosques
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>>52597273
Go make it yourself
>>
Got ID'd in Morrisons buying 2 bottles of scotch lads. The lady on the till said I should take it as a compliment :/
>>
pint of jellied eels ta John
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>>52597265
>>
marina > charli
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>>52597314
women just don't understand men
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>>52597273
GARLIC BREAD?
GARLIC AND BREAD?
>>
got my right wing dad a subscription to the guardian to christmas hahah what am i like lads
>>
>>52597314
How old are you? I'm 21 and have never not been id'd
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Who /hajj/ here? :3
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objectively the best scene ever in Peep Show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ38jTQcO1k
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>>52597351

Fucking 29.
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>>52597256
>is this a food
good gimmick
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>>52597353
Rasheed.
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>>52597373
>>
still can't wrap my head around genuine religious people who use 4chan. has the fedora turned atheism into such a meme that people are converting to christianity to counter-meme?
boggles the mind
>>
>christmas
fuck off kuffar twat
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>>52597168
fucked the joke surely it should say "you made my private stand to attention"
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPk6PEmYKJQ
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>>52597362

Moar
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I love the qts with unkempt eyebrows.
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>>52597326
God bless.

>>52597311
Sounds very sad.
>>
>saying 'happy christmas' instead of 'merry christmas'

fuck off
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>>52597397
it doesn't matter a slong as you're attractive
>>
>>52597388

Kek'd
>>
>>52597390
yeah the Deus Vult thing really makes me cringe as well.
>>
>>52597368
>It's not the voicemail or him offering the kids a can of coke and getting called a paedo
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>>52597434
happy christmas
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>>52597314
>6'5
>get a pint yesterday
>old Doris behind till (literally about 90) asks for ID

cheeky cunt, should have asked for her death certificate in return - how many 6'5 17 year olds has she seen? most blokes wouldn't have made it to 17 in her time
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Or like the sickly ones.


HNNNG
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Chav is an offensive derogatory term for working class people. It's the Tories fault they are like this
>>
>be you
>this happens
what do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW9N1Rp7vng
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>>52597368
not even close.

>>>/r/videos
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Visiting parents and they're making a buffet for din dims. Pizza and garlic bread and pasta and fried chicken

Probably some mini sausage rolls too
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>>52597513
sounds working class
>>
>>52597513
oo bb don't tease me now
>>
>>52597488
But the Blair years were the peak of chavs 2bh.

>>52597540
Agreed.
>>
I dont think Im capable of falling in love. When Im with a girl and its going well I just dont feel it. What does love feel like?
>>
>>52597488
Chavs don't work
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>>52597033
I imagine a really qt Scottish girl saying this to me
>>
don't think there is a single mosque in my home county yet my home county is much shitter than leicestershire which has like a million mosques explain that kippers
>>
>>52597502
I'd probably just go along with it.
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>>52597390
>>52597446
muslim c*cks
>>
>>52597446
Rasheed.
>>
>>52597599
nah m8 not a muslim, i dont get how someone can unironically be religious and use 4chan.
>>
>>52597468
>happy christmas

Fuck off yank.
>>
Getting dark now don't forget to put on your reflective vests tonight lads when you're all going to midnight mass tonight
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Pakis IN
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>>52597502
>can I suck your cock
>t-thanks you too
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>>52597594
Pakis congregate in areas with jobs. A place must have minimum amount of success before the muzzie menace arrives
>>
business idea: be nicer to muslims so they stop killing people
>>
>>52597508
fuck off Reddit
>>
>>52597483
Would snap in two.
>>
might wank
>>
>tfw older brother is outside your room excitedly calling his mates as they arrange a big night tonight with everybody back home
>tfw I have no mates back here so I'll just be staying in
Can't wait to head back to uni town on the 30th to chill with a couple of lads there
>>
built my new chair lads
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>>52597679
hmmm so pakis love working and contributing to society?
>>
>>52597556
You don't even know what half of what he said is.
>>
>>52597683
tried that, didn't work

better idea: sell muslims to the Chinese as slave laborers
>>
>>52597732
is it a nice chair
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got a family member called karen who's coming round tomorrow but everytime i hear karen i always think of anime
>>
Just completed all my Christmas shopping and wrapping them today. What a fucking relief. God damned normies makin me go to the shops ffs
>>
>>52597624
Same way muzzies tolerate white degeneracy in Rotherham. Doublethink and illicit sex acts
>>
>>52597724
>partying on christmas eve
bongs, why are you such degenerates?
>>
>pretend i'm some self-employed baller to my friends
>one of my friends see's me as i walk in to the job centre

my life is ruined lads
>>
Listening to the same stories 10 times in a day from your grandparents edition
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>>52597752
Why wouldn't I? We have all of that here, fuckwit.
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>>52597764
Karen!
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>>52597764
I'm spending my time here with actual children
>>
>>52597732
>have shitty chair for almost 10 years
>still works
>buy fancier one from ikea
>its breaking down within a year

hope your chair is better lid
>>
What does love feel like?
>>
>>52597741
They like being able to eat
>>
going out with my brother's friends tonight.

reckon i'm just going to drink a ridiculous amount and say very little
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>>52596895
>>
reminder that you're a machine, you are in a state of waking sleep, not actually self aware or concious.
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>>52597764
>>
>>52597786
You were looking to hire
>>
>>52597786
lmao they can't have believed you, what did you claim you were doing?

Could say the local job centre is one of your (IT?) clients lmao
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Hello, I am under the impression that this is the international k-on thread
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>>52597764
great post
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>>52597807
Wish I knew
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>>52597793
You think you do, but American retardation is routed deep.
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>>52597842
ANIME!?
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>>52597807
Like being in a car crusher
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>>52597842
Well you're wrong.
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>>52597842
you've come to the right place
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>>52597759
Its very nice

adjustable armrests and everything

>>52597797
yeah my last chair lasted 8 months so ive spent quite a bit more this time haha
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back on the Christmas nightcore lads hahah
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>>52597867
ANIME!

>>52597881
glad to hear
>>
Wish I was anime desu
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>>52597865
*rooted
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merry christmas to people in new zealand
>>
is there really a single girl for every single guy or are they all getting played by chad?
>>
>listening to music on YouTube
>Listening to anything under 320Kb/s
disgusting
>>
is posting shitting up
>>
>>52597865
What are those fiber snack things you guys have called again?

Are they any good? I'm blanking on the name right now but it's always struck me as a terrible name for a food.
>>
Mum just asked me; When are you planning on showering and shaving?
I wasn't...
>>
>>52597912
if you find out how let me know
>>
>>52597842
>>52597910

this is the smart anime thread desu.

Approved /brit/ anime:
>Keion
>Hibike
>Yuru Yuri
>Soranowoto
>non nons
>Haruhi
>Lain
>Gochuumon
>kinmozaic
>sabagebu
>Shirobako
>Madoka
>Ika Musume
>Yuyushiki
>Umaru
>>
hello i am back from the shops

just need to write my cards and wrap my presents how haha
>>
>>52597942
>shaving
meh

>>52597942
>showering
do it you filthy fuck
>>
In work on Christmas Eve

Cheer me up
>>
In recognition of the time involved in taking part in this study, you will receive £3,000 on completion of the study provided you comply fully with all the study requirements. This amount is based on the anticipated study plan and will be adjusted pro-rata (i.e. same amount of money paid per unit of time), should we invite you to attend extra visits.
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>>52597926
There aren't enough women in the world
>>
>>52597941
Twiglet?
>>
>>52597930
>listening to anything other the band live
>>
>>52597942
I'm already trying to come up with a plot to destroy the inevitable ugly sweater mine wants me to wear for the Christmas pictures without it being my fault. May be able to get my brother to help me out with it for a little cash under the table.
>>
pub time lads
gonna get absolutely bladdered
gonna meet my old friend charlie too if you know what i mean haha
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>>52597904
back on the cross you go haha
>>
favourite 3 christmas songs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqPO9DvI9uw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxK2qZAbrR4
>>
>>52598022
good lad
very good lad

enjoy haha
>>
AROUND THE WORLD
AROUND THE WORLD
AROUND THE WORLD
AROUND THE WORLD
>>
>>52598022
on the cross

>>52597999
its just a day
>>
>>52597941
>What are those fiber snack things you guys have called again?
Fibre snacks, you mean fruit?
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>>52598026
the one next to you i guess.
>>
>>52598022
no I don't know what you mean
>>
Do all women leave at the first sign of trepidation ?
>>
>>52598008
I doubt it's that, Twiglets aren't a source of fibre.
>>
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
>>
>>52598029
mine desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HkJHApgKqw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeyHl1tQeaQ
>>
>>52597930
>not listening to 24/192 FLAC on £5000 headphones via a dedicated DAC and tube amp

fucking lmao
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>>52598076
mainly autism desu.
>>
>>52598021
>sweater

Fuck
Off
Yank
>>
wow the moon is really gorgeous atm
>>
>>52598057
>>52598087
No they definitely had fibre in the name

I first saw them in that picture of the morbidly obese british woman sitting next to her day's worth of food that people tried to pass off as American for a while. This is going to bother me until I figure it out now.
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>>52597904
let's get a link lad?
>>
Remember the 1914 Christmas Truce when European met European in No Mans Land and embraced as Brothers would. If only they could have forseen what would become of Europe 100 years later, then they would have all laid down their arms and refused to engage in one more act of senseless slaughter against their fellow Europeans.
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>>52598107
I've not reached that level of autism yet

but give it time
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>>52598094
we're all gonna make it lad
>>
To be honest I think there should be stronger punishments for certain criminals, maybe throwing stones at them for example
>>
I can feel it coming in the air tonight
>>
wouldn't it be good if there was as many loser women as there were loser men
>>
>>52598143
rasheedette
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>>52597922
happy christmas south britain
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>>52598135
>being able to see the moon through the clouds
Fuck off yank
>>
>>52598140
I don't actually do that, waste of time and money pham

I listen to v0 on £130 headphones or £300 amp/speakers 2bqh
>>
>>52598181
>>52598181
>>52598181
>>52598181
>>
>>52598094
your mum was in my dreams last night
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>>52598138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPLUci3vyJc

anime
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>>52598196
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>>52598137
This?

>American diets
>>
HE'S HERE
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>tfw had food poisoning last christmas and boxing day
>Didn't get to eat anything
>Didn't drink
>Got left behind while the family went round my sisters

Hope it doesn't happen this year lads, spending christmas alone is soul crushing.
>>
>>52598196


Fucks sake Janny we're literally on page five
>>
>>52598196

nice job nonce cunt
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FUCK

have to go say hi to my stupid auntie or whatever she is
>>
>>52598189
I've not reached the FLAC stage yet, and I'm only listening on some DT880 Pros, without a DAC or amp. It's a struggle sometimes though
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>>52598196
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>>52598232
5 < 7 desu
>>
>>52598222
DIGESTIVE BISCUITS

Don't know where I got fiber from

Why the fuck would you call it a digestive biscuit?
>>
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>>52598241
be nice you cuck.
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I was thinking about getting some booze seeing as I'll be alone this week but I couldn't find anything that's both good and cheap.
>>
>>52598139
then they become subjugated by either imperial japan or usa
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>>52598171
very good post
>>
Projecting my
Melancholia on to this energetic pop music
>>
>>52598279
Get the offbrand alcohol at Lidls
>>
>>52598279
those are fucking vile.

What's wrong with good ol' lager?
>>
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haha janny just rode all over you fools hahahahaha
>>
Ready for another year of my aunt rubbing my crotch with her foot under the table
>>
>>52598139
If they could see what would become of Europe in 100 years they would have gathered arms and lined up every traitor lefty against the wall.
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mummy is worrying about me being alone in my room again.
>>
>>52598326
bender
>>
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Church was absolutely packed last night lads. They put on a big carolling concert.

And they say Britain isn't Christian.
>>
>>52598326
why not just give it to her?
>>
>>52598313
I wonder what the Janny is doing for Christmas
>>
>>52598326
your christmas dinner lasts a year?
>>
Ah, looks like the leftist Redditor hipster faggots have arrived

All you anti-white bluepilled SJW vermin preaching your leftist kike garbage here thinking you're welcome. Well guess what, you're not. This is 4chan motherfucker, home of the most evil twisted Nazis on the net and we will NOT tolerate your progressive multiculti JIDF shilling leftist SJW faggot agenda commie bullshit

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white
Day of the rope soon brothers
>>
>>52598203
Your mum was in my nightmare last night.
>>
>>52598326
that's a long time
>>
>>52598326
rub your dick on her arse while she's making food
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>>52598326
>2015
>not shagging your horny aunt in a spare bedroom
>>
>>52598326
Really? That's pretty hot ngl....well, depending on how attractive she is.
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>>52598326
Lucky lad
>>
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>>52598348
>church
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>People who actually go drinking on Christmas Eve

ISHYGDDT
>>
>>52598348
There's still hope. God bless.
>>
>>52598326
I am erect.
>>
>>52598270
Why the fuck would you call a burger a big mac?
>>
>>52598412
>>52598412
>>52598412
>>
>>52598385
idk even if she isn't attractive the sheer scandalousness of it, would do me.
>>
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>>52598279
>>
>>52598270
Because that's its name? Do all Americans have autism?
>>
>>52598276
I said hello and honestly it wasn't so bad.

These things are always worse in my head lol
>>
>>52598348

im liking all this pro-christian stuff from the queen and big dave.

not a bible basher myself but its better than shitlam thats for sure.
>>
>>52598374
UNDERRATED POST
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>>52597579

Give it a few months you don't just fall in love after seeing them a few times.
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>>52597999

You got trips.
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