Just fuck my Christmas up edition
cara
Kyary
>>52593423
ugly skank
daisy
>>52593459
Go fuck yourself big B.
Anime edition?
Anime edition
Maisie
What are your plans for today lads?
>Internet
>Chocolate
>Drink
JUST
>>52593491
how much for a lapdance love, it's my stag do
>>52593459
>>52593456
ugly gook skank
>>52593517
ugly troll skank
>>52593503
I hear a good idea
>>52593543
>t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52593543
kys
>>52593456
You like her so much
>>52593491
She looks like she could beat up half the guys in this thread.
Especially these animefags.
it's officially christmas lads :DD
I was born to reddit. I came out of the womb, with a copy of The God Delusion, an authentic katana, and a fedora plastered with rare pepes (no they're not for trade).
Due to my 170 IQ, I started browsing reddit almost immediately after I was born. I lurked and lurked. And then... And then I was ready. All those years, of watching /u/gallowboob and his ilk farm karma, hating him and his peers, I embraced it. I spent hours bringing my massive intellect to bear, analyzing and analyzing patterns of top reposts. Eventually, I wrote an algorithm, using my self taught programming skills which I learned in three days, that would automatically find old reposts and repost them again.
After becoming the first man to ever achieve 10 trillion karma, I decided to pursue other matters. I went around, spreading the word of science. I tried my hardest to convert the fools of /r/Catholicism, /r/Christianity and /r/islam to the true path and dispel their stupid illusions. All that happened was that I was ridiculed and mocked. I spent days, researching and researching, looking for a perfect rebuttal to god's existence. And now I have found it. The greatest proof that god does not exist ever created: "ur a fag".
I know I'm only 14, have no extra-circulars, no recommendations, and I have a 2.7 GPA, but you should still let me into Harvard.
>>52593542
give us a vocaroo
>>52593562
ye
have you been to her ride at universal studio kyoto
get us a pic la
just finished wrapping everyones presents up for christmas day >.<
:3
>>52593548
Are you the one who made a thread with that pic on a?
Arrived at the train station early. Need to kill an hour.
>>52593558
>>52593561
fucking shitty tastes you britbongos have, those bitches are actually ugly, not even bearable, their faces are straight up weird
>>52593519
>go to church
>eat lots
>4chan
>>52593580
it's not christmas in relevant countries 2bh
>>52593596
fuck off murderer
>>52593605
>t. Alberto Barbosa
>tell girl to stop texting me
>she texts me
>I respond
>she ignores it
I'm a fucking spastic
>>52593591
Was waiting for Christmas Tbh
>>52593491
very cute
>>52593591
Well, I didn't even know its existence until now
ahhhhhhhhhhh christmas...
the birth of a jew celebrated by the mindless consumerist masses...
>>52593593
nope!
>>52593635
looking forward to it then xx
>>52593629
>this saga
gl lad
>>52593646
fuck its osaka
http://aramajapan.com/news/kyary-pamyu-pamyu-ride-to-open-at-universal-studios-japan-next-year/50209/
>>52593648
*tips fedora*
>>52593580
Merry Christmas cunt
>>52593580
go to sleep or father christmas wont come
https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/3y1djp/wp_the_most_stereotypical_redditor_imaginable/
Reddit is pretty funny sometimes
>>52593710
I've been at USJ though
>>52593718
>>52593736
merry christmas :D
>>52593617
eat my fucking dickhole cunt
>>52593713
celebs do this on purpose don't they
either that or nude hotels offer celebs free stays at their hotels so they can take the pics and get all the money from it
think my house is haunted lads. too afraid to wank in case the ghost is watching me and we make uncomfortable eye-contact
>>52593684
saga seems pretty much over to me
even if she responds eventually I'm just going to immideately tell her to stop talking to me so I don't know what I expect to get out of this
>>52593739
fuck off dormers
>>52593713
>>52593747
its only just opened/ opening in january i think, for 6 months
>>52593763
shes gonna keep responding then not respond then youll text her because you deep down want her to text you 2bh
>tfw you will never be british
jdimsa
>tfw on a group chat on kik
>every time a new girl joins the group i manage to successfully seduce her into nudes and videos by PMing her on the sly
feels good to be able to conquer any woman online
im like a cyber chad
>>52593748
Good post
my family just don't 'do' Xmas lads
>>52593815
Slovenia is pretty cool imo
>>52593885
rasheed
>>52593818
FONT
>>52593813
>deep down want her to text you 2bh
that's why I told her we can't be friends anymore
trying to forget her and she comes at me with this shit
Spending Christmas with my Taiwanese gf and her family.
>>52593416
literally me.
>>52593713
state of dem baps
nothing beats a snout when you're boozed Tbh
>>52593936
Good lad
>"i collect pictures of men wearing fedoras on my pc"
>>52593713
More into Michelle Rodriguez 2bh
>>52593953
a what?
>>52593978
>"I post on facebook and go out with friends"
>>52593983
a snout, a cig, a dart
>>52593885
mine is jewish but we still 'celebrate' it
>>52593416
>Sabadell bank
literally nigger tier, he deserved it
>>52593936
>mfw my chinese gf has to go to work on christmas because ChiComs don't believe in it
>mfw she works between our time 12am to 9am, so I don't notice it anyway
:3
>>52593983
I was going to ask too but I was afraid it was some common brit slang and I'd get laughed at
>>52593978
do you? bit weird
sara and aisha are going to meet IRL lads HNNNNGGGG imagine that threesome
happy Christmas NZ and aus
>>52594053
>aisha
Who?
>>52594045
it's pretty common down south tbf
fag, cig, dart, bifta, snout
>>52593750
nah the photographers take hundreds of photos a day, plus women do walk around topless mate, i live near the beach in England and its nawks out for the lads all summer.
>>52594088
Muhammad's (PBUH) first wife
>>52594012
alri shatter
>>52594115
rasheed
Just had the best lucid dream I have ever fucking had in my life
Shame I only remember a fraction of it already
>>52594088
some mentally ill leftie mong
https://twitter.com/socialistloser/status/679806905267650561
>southerners
>>52594088
aisha clan clan
space cat-girl
>>52594146
write it down on a notepad
do it for every dream, improves your retention
>>52594173
I already do for every single good one I have
Its just a shame because it was just so fucking amazing and peaceful
I just want to re-live this dream every fucking day
just picked up some new books lads
what do you reckon?
>>52594156
>>52594146
I've done that once and I was a little disappointed that it still didn't feel 'real'
I did reality checks for about 2 weeks for that one experience. What a waste of time.
>>52594202
why dont you write the bad ones?
>>52594156
good lad
>>52594219
you stole this from aisha's twitter
wouldn't go so far as to call myself a badass, but i'm definitely a badbottom
>>52594157
>northerners
>>52594219
>penguin classics communist manifesto
those books are just excerpts from larger books, my house mate has one they're fucking shit
>>52594219
>the communist manifesto
what an undergrad socialist
>>52594156
excellent
if you sense and feel the world materially, you will discover there never is, or was, or ever will be anything except the present moment
>>52594237
Because they were boring and I didn't remember much of them and I couldn't be bothered writing down a shite dream
>>52594157
>poortherners
who /pepperjack cheese/ here?
my mate danced with Ellie Goulding in one of her music videos Tbh
didn't shag her though
>>52594287
*tips*
>>52594291
yeah but would probably still help you remember them
>>52594302
fuck off nigger
>watch tv
>see shows about normal americans
>they aren't particularly well educated, doing low level jobs
>houses are massive
>all their appliances look fresh and new
>have extravagances that people in the uk just wouldn't have (several cars or done up kitchens etc etc)
pretty fucking odd lads, the lower middle class american seems to live like how doctors or professors here live 2bh.
>>52594302
can you please fuck off
>>52594302
fuck off Yank
just ate a bag of fruit jellies. now bring on the roses
>>52594343
their housing costs are far lower then in england
>>52594355
very rude post this
wankered off my cunting bollocks
found a new a qt to go for lads
who /not going to chrissy lunch with the senpai tomoz/ here?
>>52593629
oh fuck lads she replied
>>52594340
>>52594355
>>52594357
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52594369
He's bullying me!
>>52594343
Yeah but their houses are made of cardboard
>>52594343
loads of those houses are made out of wood instead of stones m8
>>52594343
an accurate representation of the lower middle class in america is The Middle
if you're watching something like Modern Family, those guys are rich af
>>52594390
learn 2 meme
>>52594379
its 2pm
abstractionists would, if possible, eat the menu instead of the dinner
>>52594053
looks like rasheed sasha grey
>>52594343
but at least your house wont fly off in an encouter with a stiff breeze
>>52594405
no i mean like actual reality shows or documentary of their real lives, not like sitcoms/soap operas.
>>52594398
>>52594397
>>52594369
yes but what about the fact they seem far better materially endowed?
>>52594343
>houses made of plywood
>live in communist estates planned for pure efficiency
>no garden
>appliances break after a year
>wife cheating on husband
LIVIN THE DREAM
LAND OF THE FREEEEE
just bought my wife's son a new mercedes, let's see his deadbeat father beat that lol!
do they celebrate christmas in japan?
still in awe from that dream
I don't get dreams often, but when they do come around, fuck me they are so fucking realistic
Then I wake up and realise my boring shit existence
waheeeeeeeey lads im gonna make it x
>>52594454
everything they own is on credit
having a carpent
>>52594343
Well if you want to be hopelessly in debt like most of us then you're more than capable of living our lifestyle for 10-15 years at a time like we do.
>>52594418
t. Ching Ping Dong
>>52594343
Look at property prices in Texas. Around Houston you can get a 3,000sqft house for $200,000 with a huge garden, white picket fence, and a paperboy who throws the paper onto your veranda without stopping.
>>52594462
which one?
>>52594454
>housing is cheaper
>they have more money to spend on other things
>their other things are nicer
also they having more modern buildings
>>52594465
probably as some meme novelty thing but not proper christmas
>>52594343
watch two broke girls
Are brits really converting to islam en masse?
>>52594343
depends where you live in america doesn't it? fuck living in the middle of the country lol
>>52594504
>>52594490
i think also wages are relatively (because prices seem lower) higher, taxes are far lower too.
watching an excellent mia khalifa POV
>best friend gifts a load of riot points
>gift him hearts of stone expansion back
I'm feeling happy lads
>>52594527
Absolutely
>>52594454
have you ever considered that these people have a huge mortgage to pay off? that's how most adults afford expensive houses.
"I want your arse on silver platter, Timothy, and I'm willing to go to any lengths to make that happen."
Hi lads x
doing one of those days when you look in the mirror and realise how much of an ugly cunt you are
giz a pint luv, am spittin feathers
>>52594527
maybe we are, maybe we aren't
what are you gonna do about it big boy ;)
>>52594527
Probably in London
>Go to Morrisons
>Ask for 10 chicken bites
>the qt gives me 18 (eighteen)
What did she mean by this?
>>52594573
iktfb
i flip flop between thinking i'm a sexy and fuggo cunt like 5 times a day haha
>>52594573
lift and get a stylish haircut
>>52594573
iktfb
>>52594624
she thinks you're a fat cunt
>>52594624
Maybe she thought you were a hungry skeleton?
>>52594624
she can't count
>>52594529
I used to live in Saint Louis, MO. Much like Cape Town, if you're relatively well off and white it's a brilliant place to live.
>>52594624
fuck off murderer
Packing sons literature to help me cope with my racist grandfather for the next few days
>>52594677
>>52594669
>>52594660
come on lads it's Christmas eve don't bully please thanks
which is harder, quitting nicotine or quitting opiates?
>tfw your mum makes you lunch when you've only been awake 20 minutes and are still drinking your morning orange juice
>>52594624
hope that thieving bitch loses her job desu, those chicken bites aren't free you know... the manager has to cover that cost.
>>52594624
So morrison is KFC for Brits
>>52594573
When I look in the mirror and see my receding hairline and ugly face I sometimes can't resist shouting 'JUST' aha, makes me laff. Accidentally did it when my mum was in the house once though and she was a bit weirded out.
>>52594700
opiates
>>52594714
no it's a shop
it just has a meat counter
>>52594702
>drinking liquid sugar
bad lad
>>52594714
yes
morrison is like kfc/mcdonald for us
>gets sent to the hospital for 'mental health issues'
>takes photos of it
wow, so damaged but so brave and beautiful, stay strong angel x
https://twitter.com/socialistloser/status/679445767795380224
>>52594544
disgusting. She's disgusting.
>>52594624
>Morrison's deli counter
VERY good lad, can't beat it desu.
>>52594676
>no beaches
why even live
I'm going to do it lads, I'm going to text her
>>52594740
Do they sell pork?
>>52594740
Really
>>52594752
Wot
>>52594697
you're bullying animals by eating them you fucking hypocrite, irredeemably evil murdering sack of maggot shit
burn in hell, cunt
>>52594774
plenty of lakes
>>52594758
low test
>>52594700
nicotine
>>52594714
It's a supermarket mainly used by northerners.
>>52594697
Christmas afternoon desu senpai
>>52594789
nah lad morrison killed them, he's just eating them
>>52594786
morrison is very popular
we have no kfc/mcdonald
just morrison
hahahahhaha
these leftie twitters are a goldmine
>>52594786
Yes, we have regular KFC too.. KFC is shit tier though just like burger king
>>52594783
I'm not sure x
>>52594811
You often buy chicken at Morrisons?
>>52594700
Benzos
*POWER GAP*
Opiates
*POWER GAP BIGGER THAN YOUR MUMS FANNY*
Nicotine
>>52594756
Quite interested in those NHS snack boxes, never seen them before.
Fucking hell, gommie twitter teens are so annoying though. Thinking of pretending to be one to get a shag what do you reckon
>>52594798
i like waves though
>>52594834
>spooky mulder
more like spooky minger
>>52594802
i will literally fuck your tight pink cunt from behind with 2 (two) finger up your asshole (arsehole)
>>52594834
upper lip looks like a midget's finger
>girl says I'll talk to you tomorrow
>I say I'll message you tomorrow morning
Well fuck lads only way out is to not message her in the morning
did you lads buy anything nice in the steam sale yet x
Just woke up lads what have I missed
>>52594789
deciding to live is deciding to kill
even plants feel pain, they just can't express it verbally
>>52594834
shamelessly would 2bh
>>52594700
alcohol is harder than any of those once you become dependent. withdrawal from alcohol can result in life threatening seizures
More reasons to shop at Morrison's
>>52594865
there's plenty of tornadoes that will kick up waves
>>52594756
this is great
>>52594874
please delete this lewd text post
>>52594833
so Morrison is literally British soul
>>52594887
>pc gaming
tips defora
Abt to tackle the Christmas Eve shift from hell Merry Christmas lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EItYM2TOAQA
need a wank lads
I tried to catch some fog, I mist
>>52594933
sorry princess
>tfw been christmas for nearly 4 hours
wew lad
>>52594854
are you joking? benzos are peanuts to quit... I took a 20mg valium and had no withdrawals
nicotine was hell to quit though
>>52594890
Found out there's a qt at Greggs going to gf her t͏bh
>people who wake up after midday on Christmas Day
>>52594756
hope she fucking ends herself, not being edgy or memeing, these leftists are the potential fascist leaders of the future
>>52593416
That would of taken him at least 5 minutes to process what had actually happened.
being vegan at christmas is a bit shit lads :(
>>52594917
My stepdad was a hardcore alkie and he quit cold turkey, drinking just non-alcoholic booze for like three months before he relapsed and he didn't get any fucking seizures
>>52594871
>>52594875
>>52594911
hang on lads got to sneeze
>>52594837
What
burger king is shit in the UK?
>>52594934
yes
no morrison, no britain
>>52594963
Good lad
>>52594956
>posting on 4chan on xmas
you fucked up lad
>>52594983
Yes, it's shit everywhere.
>>52593416
iam curious what would British or other European police do if they suddenly had to deal with Chicago levels of violence in a city.
>>52594943
merry christmas hen
>>52594958
i disagree and believe quite the opposite
t. former nicotine addict and current benzo addict
>>52594976
and what bearing does that have on the objective fact that alcohol withdrawal can lead to fatal seizures in some people?
>yfw Ssara and her little cabal are all voting out in the EU vote
>>52594943
>Works for a massive, exploitative multinational corporation
>Gommie
Kek. She's fucking fit though.
>>52594958
How long did you take 20mg valium for?
>hope she fucking ends herself
>>52594998
Ban guns then wonder why stabbings have sky rocketed
>>52595015
>>52595000
this is the ugliest fucking slag I have ever laid my eyes on
>>52594970
hahaha not for me (have a recipe book)
>>52594995
Subway is good then?
Fucking girls, there are a bunch of yik yaks about them being upset because their period started today
>>52594976
>my grandad smoked all his life and lived to be 87 smoking isn't that bad for you
>>52595015
And she hates the SNP too. She's surprisingly based.
>>52595019
only once, my mate gave it to me... hardly even felt it
>>52595032
those 2 are different people lad
>>52593713
My god she's hideous.
>>52595039
Subway is excellent. We recently got a Five Guys in my city but I've not been there yet and probably won't go. (Thanks but no yanks haha x)
>>52594991
Do not enjoy this meme
t. Christmaster for the past 1h 55m
>When UKippers realise there are anti-EU Labour voters
looking forward to watching A Christmas-y Ted
can still follow it word for word
can't wait till i have a son so i can teach him the true nature of what seems to be reality, the metaphysics underlying it all and the consequences on how he should live his life in accordance to it all.
>>52595040
i take birth control pills, havent had a period since i was 15 hahaha
>been taking valium daily for five years
>quitting cold turkey the night of Christmas
Going to be hell lads
I just want a (You) for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is a (You)
