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Just fuck my Christmas up edition
cara
Kyary
>>52593423
ugly skank
daisy
>>52593459
Go fuck yourself big B.
Anime edition?
Anime edition
Maisie
What are your plans for today lads?
>Internet
>Chocolate
>Drink
JUST
>>52593491
how much for a lapdance love, it's my stag do
>>52593459
>>52593456
ugly gook skank
>>52593517
ugly troll skank
>>52593503
I hear a good idea
>>52593543
>t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52593543
kys
>>52593456
You like her so much
>>52593491
She looks like she could beat up half the guys in this thread.
Especially these animefags.
it's officially christmas lads :DD
I was born to reddit. I came out of the womb, with a copy of The God Delusion, an authentic katana, and a fedora plastered with rare pepes (no they're not for trade).
Due to my 170 IQ, I started browsing reddit almost immediately after I was born. I lurked and lurked. And then... And then I was ready. All those years, of watching /u/gallowboob and his ilk farm karma, hating him and his peers, I embraced it. I spent hours bringing my massive intellect to bear, analyzing and analyzing patterns of top reposts. Eventually, I wrote an algorithm, using my self taught programming skills which I learned in three days, that would automatically find old reposts and repost them again.
After becoming the first man to ever achieve 10 trillion karma, I decided to pursue other matters. I went around, spreading the word of science. I tried my hardest to convert the fools of /r/Catholicism, /r/Christianity and /r/islam to the true path and dispel their stupid illusions. All that happened was that I was ridiculed and mocked. I spent days, researching and researching, looking for a perfect rebuttal to god's existence. And now I have found it. The greatest proof that god does not exist ever created: "ur a fag".
I know I'm only 14, have no extra-circulars, no recommendations, and I have a 2.7 GPA, but you should still let me into Harvard.
>>52593542
give us a vocaroo
>>52593562
ye
have you been to her ride at universal studio kyoto
get us a pic la
just finished wrapping everyones presents up for christmas day >.<
:3
>>52593548
Are you the one who made a thread with that pic on a?
Arrived at the train station early. Need to kill an hour.
>>52593558
>>52593561
fucking shitty tastes you britbongos have, those bitches are actually ugly, not even bearable, their faces are straight up weird
>>52593519
>go to church
>eat lots
>4chan
>>52593580
it's not christmas in relevant countries 2bh
>>52593596
fuck off murderer
>>52593605
>t. Alberto Barbosa
>tell girl to stop texting me
>she texts me
>I respond
>she ignores it
I'm a fucking spastic
>>52593591
Was waiting for Christmas Tbh
>>52593491
very cute
>>52593591
Well, I didn't even know its existence until now
ahhhhhhhhhhh christmas...
the birth of a jew celebrated by the mindless consumerist masses...
>>52593593
nope!
>>52593635
looking forward to it then xx
>>52593629
>this saga
gl lad
>>52593646
fuck its osaka
http://aramajapan.com/news/kyary-pamyu-pamyu-ride-to-open-at-universal-studios-japan-next-year/50209/
>>52593648
*tips fedora*
>>52593580
Merry Christmas cunt
>>52593580
go to sleep or father christmas wont come
https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/3y1djp/wp_the_most_stereotypical_redditor_imaginable/
Reddit is pretty funny sometimes
>>52593710
I've been at USJ though
>>52593718
>>52593736
merry christmas :D
>>52593617
eat my fucking dickhole cunt
>>52593713
celebs do this on purpose don't they
either that or nude hotels offer celebs free stays at their hotels so they can take the pics and get all the money from it
think my house is haunted lads. too afraid to wank in case the ghost is watching me and we make uncomfortable eye-contact
>>52593684
saga seems pretty much over to me
even if she responds eventually I'm just going to immideately tell her to stop talking to me so I don't know what I expect to get out of this
>>52593739
fuck off dormers
>>52593713
>>52593747
its only just opened/ opening in january i think, for 6 months
>>52593763
shes gonna keep responding then not respond then youll text her because you deep down want her to text you 2bh
>tfw you will never be british
jdimsa
>tfw on a group chat on kik
>every time a new girl joins the group i manage to successfully seduce her into nudes and videos by PMing her on the sly
feels good to be able to conquer any woman online
im like a cyber chad
>>52593748
Good post
my family just don't 'do' Xmas lads
>>52593815
Slovenia is pretty cool imo
>>52593885
rasheed
>>52593818
FONT
>>52593813
>deep down want her to text you 2bh
that's why I told her we can't be friends anymore
trying to forget her and she comes at me with this shit
Spending Christmas with my Taiwanese gf and her family.
>>52593416
literally me.
>>52593713
state of dem baps
nothing beats a snout when you're boozed Tbh
>>52593936
Good lad
>"i collect pictures of men wearing fedoras on my pc"
>>52593713
More into Michelle Rodriguez 2bh
>>52593953
a what?
>>52593978
>"I post on facebook and go out with friends"
>>52593983
a snout, a cig, a dart
>>52593885
mine is jewish but we still 'celebrate' it
>>52593416
>Sabadell bank
literally nigger tier, he deserved it
>>52593936
>mfw my chinese gf has to go to work on christmas because ChiComs don't believe in it
>mfw she works between our time 12am to 9am, so I don't notice it anyway
:3
>>52593983
I was going to ask too but I was afraid it was some common brit slang and I'd get laughed at
>>52593978
do you? bit weird
sara and aisha are going to meet IRL lads HNNNNGGGG imagine that threesome
happy Christmas NZ and aus
>>52594053
>aisha
Who?
>>52594045
it's pretty common down south tbf
fag, cig, dart, bifta, snout
>>52593750
nah the photographers take hundreds of photos a day, plus women do walk around topless mate, i live near the beach in England and its nawks out for the lads all summer.
>>52594088
Muhammad's (PBUH) first wife
>>52594012
alri shatter
>>52594115
rasheed
Just had the best lucid dream I have ever fucking had in my life
Shame I only remember a fraction of it already
>>52594088
some mentally ill leftie mong
https://twitter.com/socialistloser/status/679806905267650561
>southerners
>>52594088
aisha clan clan
space cat-girl
>>52594146
write it down on a notepad
do it for every dream, improves your retention
>>52594173
I already do for every single good one I have
Its just a shame because it was just so fucking amazing and peaceful
I just want to re-live this dream every fucking day
just picked up some new books lads
what do you reckon?
>>52594146
I've done that once and I was a little disappointed that it still didn't feel 'real'
I did reality checks for about 2 weeks for that one experience. What a waste of time.
>>52594202
why dont you write the bad ones?
>>52594156
good lad
>>52594219
you stole this from aisha's twitter
wouldn't go so far as to call myself a badass, but i'm definitely a badbottom
>>52594157
>northerners
>>52594219
>penguin classics communist manifesto
those books are just excerpts from larger books, my house mate has one they're fucking shit
>>52594219
>the communist manifesto
what an undergrad socialist
>>52594156
excellent
if you sense and feel the world materially, you will discover there never is, or was, or ever will be anything except the present moment
>>52594237
Because they were boring and I didn't remember much of them and I couldn't be bothered writing down a shite dream
>>52594157
>poortherners
who /pepperjack cheese/ here?
my mate danced with Ellie Goulding in one of her music videos Tbh
didn't shag her though
>>52594287
*tips*
>>52594291
yeah but would probably still help you remember them
>>52594302
fuck off nigger
>watch tv
>see shows about normal americans
>they aren't particularly well educated, doing low level jobs
>houses are massive
>all their appliances look fresh and new
>have extravagances that people in the uk just wouldn't have (several cars or done up kitchens etc etc)
pretty fucking odd lads, the lower middle class american seems to live like how doctors or professors here live 2bh.
>>52594302
can you please fuck off
>>52594302
fuck off Yank
just ate a bag of fruit jellies. now bring on the roses
>>52594343
their housing costs are far lower then in england
>>52594355
very rude post this
wankered off my cunting bollocks
found a new a qt to go for lads
who /not going to chrissy lunch with the senpai tomoz/ here?
>>52593629
oh fuck lads she replied
>>52594340
>>52594355
>>52594357
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52594369
He's bullying me!
>>52594343
Yeah but their houses are made of cardboard
>>52594343
loads of those houses are made out of wood instead of stones m8
>>52594343
an accurate representation of the lower middle class in america is The Middle
if you're watching something like Modern Family, those guys are rich af
>>52594390
learn 2 meme
>>52594379
its 2pm
abstractionists would, if possible, eat the menu instead of the dinner
>>52594053
looks like rasheed sasha grey
>>52594343
but at least your house wont fly off in an encouter with a stiff breeze
>>52594405
no i mean like actual reality shows or documentary of their real lives, not like sitcoms/soap operas.
>>52594398
>>52594397
>>52594369
yes but what about the fact they seem far better materially endowed?
>>52594343
>houses made of plywood
>live in communist estates planned for pure efficiency
>no garden
>appliances break after a year
>wife cheating on husband
LIVIN THE DREAM
LAND OF THE FREEEEE
just bought my wife's son a new mercedes, let's see his deadbeat father beat that lol!
do they celebrate christmas in japan?
still in awe from that dream
I don't get dreams often, but when they do come around, fuck me they are so fucking realistic
Then I wake up and realise my boring shit existence
waheeeeeeeey lads im gonna make it x
>>52594454
everything they own is on credit
having a carpent
>>52594343
Well if you want to be hopelessly in debt like most of us then you're more than capable of living our lifestyle for 10-15 years at a time like we do.
>>52594418
t. Ching Ping Dong
>>52594343
Look at property prices in Texas. Around Houston you can get a 3,000sqft house for $200,000 with a huge garden, white picket fence, and a paperboy who throws the paper onto your veranda without stopping.
>>52594462
which one?
>>52594454
>housing is cheaper
>they have more money to spend on other things
>their other things are nicer
also they having more modern buildings
>>52594465
probably as some meme novelty thing but not proper christmas
>>52594343
watch two broke girls
Are brits really converting to islam en masse?
>>52594343
depends where you live in america doesn't it? fuck living in the middle of the country lol
>>52594504
>>52594490
i think also wages are relatively (because prices seem lower) higher, taxes are far lower too.
watching an excellent mia khalifa POV
>best friend gifts a load of riot points
>gift him hearts of stone expansion back
I'm feeling happy lads
>>52594527
Absolutely
>>52594454
have you ever considered that these people have a huge mortgage to pay off? that's how most adults afford expensive houses.
"I want your arse on silver platter, Timothy, and I'm willing to go to any lengths to make that happen."
Hi lads x
doing one of those days when you look in the mirror and realise how much of an ugly cunt you are
giz a pint luv, am spittin feathers
>>52594527
maybe we are, maybe we aren't
what are you gonna do about it big boy ;)
>>52594527
Probably in London
>Go to Morrisons
>Ask for 10 chicken bites
>the qt gives me 18 (eighteen)
What did she mean by this?
>>52594573
iktfb
i flip flop between thinking i'm a sexy and fuggo cunt like 5 times a day haha
>>52594573
lift and get a stylish haircut
>>52594624
she thinks you're a fat cunt
>>52594624
Maybe she thought you were a hungry skeleton?
>>52594624
she can't count
>>52594529
I used to live in Saint Louis, MO. Much like Cape Town, if you're relatively well off and white it's a brilliant place to live.
>>52594624
fuck off murderer
Packing sons literature to help me cope with my racist grandfather for the next few days
>>52594677
>>52594669
>>52594660
come on lads it's Christmas eve don't bully please thanks
which is harder, quitting nicotine or quitting opiates?
>tfw your mum makes you lunch when you've only been awake 20 minutes and are still drinking your morning orange juice
>>52594624
hope that thieving bitch loses her job desu, those chicken bites aren't free you know... the manager has to cover that cost.
>>52594624
So morrison is KFC for Brits
>>52594573
When I look in the mirror and see my receding hairline and ugly face I sometimes can't resist shouting 'JUST' aha, makes me laff. Accidentally did it when my mum was in the house once though and she was a bit weirded out.
>>52594700
opiates
>>52594714
no it's a shop
it just has a meat counter
>>52594702
>drinking liquid sugar
bad lad
>>52594714
yes
morrison is like kfc/mcdonald for us
>gets sent to the hospital for 'mental health issues'
>takes photos of it
wow, so damaged but so brave and beautiful, stay strong angel x
https://twitter.com/socialistloser/status/679445767795380224
>>52594544
disgusting. She's disgusting.
>>52594624
>Morrison's deli counter
VERY good lad, can't beat it desu.
>>52594676
>no beaches
why even live
I'm going to do it lads, I'm going to text her
>>52594740
Do they sell pork?
>>52594740
Really
>>52594752
Wot
>>52594697
you're bullying animals by eating them you fucking hypocrite, irredeemably evil murdering sack of maggot shit
burn in hell, cunt
>>52594774
plenty of lakes
>>52594758
low test
>>52594700
nicotine
>>52594714
It's a supermarket mainly used by northerners.
>>52594697
Christmas afternoon desu senpai
>>52594789
nah lad morrison killed them, he's just eating them
>>52594786
morrison is very popular
we have no kfc/mcdonald
just morrison
hahahahhaha
these leftie twitters are a goldmine
>>52594786
Yes, we have regular KFC too.. KFC is shit tier though just like burger king
>>52594783
I'm not sure x
>>52594811
You often buy chicken at Morrisons?
>>52594700
Benzos
*POWER GAP*
Opiates
*POWER GAP BIGGER THAN YOUR MUMS FANNY*
Nicotine
>>52594756
Quite interested in those NHS snack boxes, never seen them before.
Fucking hell, gommie twitter teens are so annoying though. Thinking of pretending to be one to get a shag what do you reckon
>>52594798
i like waves though
>>52594834
>spooky mulder
more like spooky minger
>>52594802
i will literally fuck your tight pink cunt from behind with 2 (two) finger up your asshole (arsehole)
>>52594834
upper lip looks like a midget's finger
>girl says I'll talk to you tomorrow
>I say I'll message you tomorrow morning
Well fuck lads only way out is to not message her in the morning
did you lads buy anything nice in the steam sale yet x
Just woke up lads what have I missed
>>52594789
deciding to live is deciding to kill
even plants feel pain, they just can't express it verbally
>>52594834
shamelessly would 2bh
>>52594700
alcohol is harder than any of those once you become dependent. withdrawal from alcohol can result in life threatening seizures
More reasons to shop at Morrison's
>>52594865
there's plenty of tornadoes that will kick up waves
>>52594756
this is great
>>52594874
please delete this lewd text post
>>52594833
so Morrison is literally British soul
>>52594887
>pc gaming
tips defora
Abt to tackle the Christmas Eve shift from hell Merry Christmas lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EItYM2TOAQA
need a wank lads
I tried to catch some fog, I mist
>>52594933
sorry princess
>tfw been christmas for nearly 4 hours
wew lad
>>52594854
are you joking? benzos are peanuts to quit... I took a 20mg valium and had no withdrawals
nicotine was hell to quit though
>>52594890
Found out there's a qt at Greggs going to gf her t͏bh
>people who wake up after midday on Christmas Day
>>52594756
hope she fucking ends herself, not being edgy or memeing, these leftists are the potential fascist leaders of the future
>>52593416
That would of taken him at least 5 minutes to process what had actually happened.
being vegan at christmas is a bit shit lads :(
>>52594917
My stepdad was a hardcore alkie and he quit cold turkey, drinking just non-alcoholic booze for like three months before he relapsed and he didn't get any fucking seizures
>>52594871
>>52594875
>>52594911
hang on lads got to sneeze
>>52594837
What
burger king is shit in the UK?
>>52594934
yes
no morrison, no britain
>>52594963
Good lad
>>52594956
>posting on 4chan on xmas
you fucked up lad
>>52594983
Yes, it's shit everywhere.
>>52593416
iam curious what would British or other European police do if they suddenly had to deal with Chicago levels of violence in a city.
>>52594943
merry christmas hen
>>52594958
i disagree and believe quite the opposite
t. former nicotine addict and current benzo addict
>>52594976
and what bearing does that have on the objective fact that alcohol withdrawal can lead to fatal seizures in some people?
>yfw Ssara and her little cabal are all voting out in the EU vote
>>52594943
>Works for a massive, exploitative multinational corporation
>Gommie
Kek. She's fucking fit though.
>>52594958
How long did you take 20mg valium for?
>hope she fucking ends herself
>>52594998
Ban guns then wonder why stabbings have sky rocketed
>>52595015
>>52595000
this is the ugliest fucking slag I have ever laid my eyes on
>>52594970
hahaha not for me (have a recipe book)
>>52594995
Subway is good then?
Fucking girls, there are a bunch of yik yaks about them being upset because their period started today
>>52594976
>my grandad smoked all his life and lived to be 87 smoking isn't that bad for you
>>52595015
And she hates the SNP too. She's surprisingly based.
>>52595019
only once, my mate gave it to me... hardly even felt it
>>52595032
those 2 are different people lad
>>52593713
My god she's hideous.
>>52595039
Subway is excellent. We recently got a Five Guys in my city but I've not been there yet and probably won't go. (Thanks but no yanks haha x)
>>52594991
Do not enjoy this meme
t. Christmaster for the past 1h 55m
>When UKippers realise there are anti-EU Labour voters
looking forward to watching A Christmas-y Ted
can still follow it word for word
can't wait till i have a son so i can teach him the true nature of what seems to be reality, the metaphysics underlying it all and the consequences on how he should live his life in accordance to it all.
>>52595040
i take birth control pills, havent had a period since i was 15 hahaha
>been taking valium daily for five years
>quitting cold turkey the night of Christmas
Going to be hell lads
I just want a (You) for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is a (You)
cara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp5LavG3Oys
REV UP THOSE CHOOOONS
>>52595073
forgot my pic
>>52595000
she's built like a bloke
>can't wait till i have a son so i can teach him the true nature of what seems to be reality, the metaphysics underlying it all and the consequences on how he should live his life in accordance to it all.
>>52595088
what a stupid fucking idea
>>52595055
You can't be seriously comparing a single use of valium to a long term addiction
>>52595000
Is that Sara? Wew
>>52595055
then shut the fuck up because you have no idea what you're on about m8
>>52595088
I promise you they don't want you to quit
You played yourself
>>52595120
Why?
>>52595088
That's really dumb.
>>52595088
you're unironically going to die if you cold turkey XD
Having a momento o clarito
That's "moment of clarity" for those who don't speak espanol
>>52595064
Five guys doesn't exist in Japan tbqh
>>52595118
what are you going to teach your kids? how to post fedoras on 4chan?
>>52595088
How long have you tapered?
I have never felt worse than my 2 benzo withdrawal episodes
>>52595134
>>52595147
Lads I've taped down to 2mg it's no big deal
need a blonde haired blue eyed collar dress and tights wearing gf
>what are you going to teach your kids? how to post fedoras on 4chan?
>>52595149
i have those todo el tiempo lad
>>52595149
Thanks Peggy.
>>52595130
you're physically addicted you fucking spastic
>>52595128
>>52595121
did it for the yews haha
i know benzodiazpines are probably the most addictive drug for most people
>>52595170
more tights lad
>>52595159
Rapid taper from 30mg to 2mg in about two weeks in January 2014, been on this dose since
>>52595160
very sexy body
What losers do on Christmas in the UK
>>52595215
post on /brit/
>>52595170
>>52595160
>she takes pictures of herself that she puts onto social media that get reposted onto 4chan
>>52595197
you loveable rogue, you rascal
Christmas with my family is awful, because they're all lefties and like to play Labour-related games.
At Christmas dinner we always have to play "things you would rather do than watch the Queen's speech". This year my mum got custom Jeremy Corbyn t-shirts for us with our names on which she expects us to wear tomorrow morning. We also have to sing along to God Save The Queen by the Sex Pistols before we eat on Boxing day.
bought all these
>>52595215
Go to the mosque
>>52595187
what?
>>52595188
what?
oops waito ladosas
>>52595188
que?
>>52595187
que?
Just said "shut your mouth you cunt" to my mum hahaha
>>52595208
they don't want you to stop eating them
>>52595228
I found the tights girl on google images tbf, not sure what site it came from
>>52595160
Imagine her furiously bouncing up and down on your cock and scratching your chest with her naila
>>52595227
Then all lads are losers?
>>52595197
hahahaha suck my doodle
>>52595208
What kind of state were you in after that taper?
>>52595242
why
Anybody else watching Christmas Carol on tele? Pretty good desu, hope they show Muppets Christmas Carol tomorrow.
>>52595240
Sounds awful.
I bet you have to share out all the food equally too.
>>52595248
hey it's you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
>>52595269
yes
>>52595242
giz one of the USB sticks la, it is Christmas after all.
>>52595240
Trying too hard I'm afraid lad
>>52595269
all the lads on here
>>52595240
>thingsthatneverhappened.png
>>52595240
great post
>>52595244
Muslims also celebrate Christmas with brits?
>>52595240
Turn on the queen's speech anyway desu
lads this christmas will be different :(
>close familiy is semi autistic dreamers
>rest are basic normies
>first christmas without my sister, who decided to stay in the capital instead of returning to the senpai
>we're pretty close, feels batman
>uncle is somewhat rich and belives, everyone who doesn't work all day is just a fag
>I don't take any shitty job becuase of muh dreams
We'll see how it's turned out tonight..
>>52595245
taco burrito, no quiero los gringos por favor am i right lad
>>52595285
Felt absolutely horrible for about a week, then had about a month of slightly raised anxiety
>>52595249
you're still going from daily dosage to absolutely nothing
take 1mg daily, then 1mg every 2 days, then every 4 and so on
>>52595297
No we don't
>>52595317
>>52595322
I wish
>>52595326
It's shit, I'd rather we just ate but my mum insists on doing all this
>>52595335
more tights sershie
>>52595335
looks like a fitter version of kentqt
>>52595327
yes
we have "enrichment meals" at christmas time
this is when we share a meal with muslim and exchange gifts and daughters
>>52595301
GET FUCKED WAYNE
>>52595338
donta knowa que the fucko yousa speakinga but ita certopablasco el no spanishto
>I listen to the queens speech
>>52595251
Another one
>>52595335
very qt
>>52595362
He's not me x
>>52595333
fuck off with your normie family problems
>>52595333
>flag
Do you incest your sister?
AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER
>just gave my dog a bath
>flicked a lump of poo and it landed in my mouth
fucking hell lads
>>52595335
wew lad
tfw no gf
>>52595365
i've not seen kentqt, give us a geez? (that's australian for do you have a picture i can look at)
got a fresh trtim and bough a hugo boss jumper for £90
gonna chill for the next hour and have something to eat then it's pub time
need to be sinking my first pint by 17:00 latest 2bh
>>52595355
You're a pussy. 2mg isn't much. I'll probably take 1mg for three or four days then quit.
>I listen to C4's alternative christmas message
>>52595400
hot
>>52595398
*voice breaks*
>>52595333
get a job you lazy cunt
>>52595372
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I'LL SHOW THIS TO THE POLICE
>I'LL SHOW THIS TO THE FIVE NOUGHTS
>>52594146
I used to be proper good at lucid dreaming, i carved an A into my hand to remind me that i was awake. got laughed at for it at school by some kids but it worked really well at the time. literally every time i realised I was in a dream I'd just shag the nearest female
just watched hateful 8 lads
thought it was really good apart from that rather crass bit where samuel el jackson detailed the general's son giving him a blowie. i was all like "what the hell?!" when that came on and then my mum said "dont swear lucas" haha so i was like "what the heck mum this is my film that im watching that you asked to watch with me because we dont spend enough time together and its christmas eve so dont just tell me not to swear ill swear whenever the hell i want" haha
>>52595414
where's my regional gone
>>52595423
nah cuz (cousin, a replacement for senpai?) i don't listen to anything in particular
made her cum again lads
>>52595400
poo doesn't actually taste that bad
bad fish is much worse
>>52595449
pls b in brum
>>52595385
So, whats yours?
>>52595386
Germany is not Austria :/
But if we were normies instead of semi-autistics we probabbly would
>>52595398
>>52595434
GET FUCKED WAYNE
>>52595370
I'm glad to know brits and Muslims get along
well /brit/?
>>52595443
I despise Samuel L Jackson tbf but I'm gonna watch it anyway
the cunt does my head in
>>52595440
>literally every time i realised I was in a dream I'd just shag the nearest female
haha same
>>52595462
>this is a 10/10 in britain
>>52595462
too fat, and not qt at all
final verdict: wouldn't fuck, unless i was in a circumstance where i hadn't had a wank for at least a day
>>52595480
i unironically am
how can you see my regional flag
>>52595488
yes it is rather beautiful
>>52595435
get off /int/ uncle! Don't you have to work on your third masters degree in moneyprinting or so?
>>52595462
where are you getting these
>>52595487
GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
>>52595493
im tired of all these mother helling whities on this mother helling board
>>52595490
i agree 2bh
>>52595487
AND YOU SEE WHY I ACT LIKE A NARCISSIST IT'S BECAUSE OF YOOOOOOUUUUUU
>>52595443
>that cunt who has an argument in the middle of a movie at the cinema
>>52595462
looks cuddly
>>52595493
your racism is out of control
>>52595462
Would deffo be a top qt if she lost some weight 2bh
>>52595384
more tights anyway
>>52595535
>>52595548
GET FUCKED DAD
GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
>>52595532
she posts them in these threads
>>52595510
>>52595521
bullies and turbonormies out
she's like a solid 6
>>52595487
t. Jack
>>52595545
literally going to apologise to the immigrant couple across the road after seeing this image.
really, really hate this country and myself tbqh
>>52595490
Actually, Europe used to have lions.
Check. Mate.
>>52595584
>she posts them in these threads
>>52595490
>woman with short hair and glasses
>against immigration
first time i've seen this
>>52595577
>posting from mobile
Don't know if I need to buy my family Xmas cards or not :s
>>52595506
I want to die between her thighs desu
kentqt is a solid 7
Driving home for Christmas :)
important poll ladies
http://strawpoll.me/6354810
http://strawpoll.me/6354810
http://strawpoll.me/6354810
http://strawpoll.me/6354810
http://strawpoll.me/6354810
>>52595531
ARBEITSLOSIGKEIT IS NICHT IN ORDNUNG! MAN MUSS GELD VERDIENEN!
>>52595584
>she's like a solid 6
She's a solid 5, and a blurry 6.5 if you're on the piss.
>>52595609
Sorry
she's here pretty much every day and has a trip and basically takes over the thread how can you be this casual?
or is this a "poleaboo isn't real" tier conspiracy?
>>52595612
Sending cards on Christmas is that common in the UK?
What kind of things you write on it
>>52595545
>Colonise half the world
>Make those countries better in every possible way
They should be grateful desu
>>52595622
Absolutely not
She's a bit of a chubster
IMPORTANT
EVERYONE POST YOUR NAMES, GONNA MAKE A STRAWPOLL OF THE BEST NAME ITT
IMPORTANT
im Jack
>>52595622
>>52595660
oh is this the trip 'kentqt'? she's a bit of a rancid mutt haha
>>52595690
false 2bh
Big fan of Jun here lads hahaha
>>52595696
hi jack i'm ryan :)
>>52595696
Sadiq
>>52595612
Update: just asked my sister and yes, apparently everyone already has got christmas cards for each other
Need to go buy some before the shops close haha
>>52595622
bet her armpits stink
>>52595713
Explain senpai
>>52595612
Bit late at this point
>>52595696
Jamal
>>52595622
women who fail at literally the only thing they have to do to be attractive (not being fat) are fucking worthless
>>52595696
not enough people have my name tBh wouldnt feel comfortable disclosing that information
>>52595545
>a small number of elites colonise the world
>the masses of working/lower-middle classes should pay the price for it 150 years later
>>52595696
Ajmal
>>52595719
Santa jun please
>>52595696
I am Daniel
>>52595660
>no proof
this is me
>>52595696
ahmed
>>52595696
Deano
>>52595696
Wayne here
>>52595690
>Mandate the formation Pakistan
>An """""Achievement""""
>>52595696
Vishal
>>52595642
Bin ja nicht arbeitslos. Mit dem, was ich tue, verdiene ich nur nicht viel (genug) Geld.
>kentqt is an ugly fat munter
>i would never bang her
>i am so out of her league
Chair got delivered lads
in one day
but 3 doors fucking down
>>52595696
Megan here :3
>>52595782
My blink hoodie arrived :3
>>52595752
ho ho ho hard to get these desu not many fans of Jun i have to say.
>>52595696
Rasheed here
Posting on behalf of my wife Rasheedette because she's not allowed to use the internet desu
any of you lads watch mechagamezilla's newest video? found it very funny
>>52595775
deine mutter hat meinen schwanz gelutscht
>>52595696
doxxable information desu
>>52595797
nice, is it comfy
people get so bitter about kentqt
think it's only the virgins who think they're 10/10
>>52595826
It's very comfy x
>>52595817
du bist ein schweinehund
>>52595758
there is no proof that anyone in this thread actually exists
you could all be ai for all i know
>>52595799
Great footy lad
>>52595782
2 DOORS DOWN
THINK IM IN LOVE WITH A GIRL WHO LIVES
2 DOORS DOWN
>>52595828
>>52595828
>>52595828
>>52595828
>>52595828
Bangin' new thread lads
>>52595829
I'm not a virgin, I'm also not bitter about her
Just think she's a bit chubby desu, although probably still would
>>52595829
She's a literal 4
No problem with her or '4's in general, but it's just a shit gimmick.
>>52595863
get fucked weeb.
>>52595799
I want to bury my face in Jun's squishy bum to be quite honest familia
Why do people like going out on Christmas Eve?
Can't think of anything worse than being hungover on Christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_ulZiob5I0
good song lads y/n? trans
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ition did you love it? did you hate it? what do you rate it!
>>52595891
fuck u
>>52595895
being a victim of identity fraud
>>52595895
http://thetab.com/2015/12/22/going-out-on-christmas-eve-is-a-joyless-sexless-affair-67072
>>52595863
haha weeb cunt
>>52595743
Several countries achieved modernisation without the need of being colonised, look at japan or china for example.
to say that the evils of the british empire were ultimately for good, is a bit of a weird argument, the british empire was aimed at resoruce extraction, nfrastructural additions weren't accompanied with fair participatory opportunities for local traders etc, rather the opposite.
so yeah.
JANNNYY!!
>>52595893
please don't she is my Gf
new thread; new me!
my personality is a sassy boy who doesn't take lip from anyone. despite my aloof [s]exterior, i am filled with a warm kindness that you will only get to experience if you get to know me!!!!!
peace out babies mwa xx
HE'S
E
R
E
>>52595064
>We recently got a Five Guys in my city but I've not been there yet and probably won't go.
southhampton?
>>52596027
SOUTHAMPTON
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>>52595490
>European countries are equal to some barbaric middle eastern and african shitholes full of mindless subhumans believing in satanic religion that tells them to kill everyone else
>>52596010
what a scrumptious little bite of text! i could just eat you right up! yum yum!
oh i am a devilish little thing. come to me now child!
who bolton here?
>>52596052
hate Southampton desu
>>52596006
>>52596088
if i was 2D i would definitely be the eyeless mc who rapes this bitch
