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Christmas Eve Edition zomg!!!!!!!
1st for australia
only one sleep till Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my mommy is getting me a gf
you jelly?
>>52582189
smegstralia
dumbstralia
poostralia
wankstralia
mugi
>>52582170
trying to get off to your mam lmao
>>52582207
2 for me because it's 6am and I haven't slept yet hahahaha
>>52582221
killin it
>>52582207
wow
>>52582225
shes a gorgeous woman you must be a bender
>>52582210
wew the 90s was pretty insane
I guess I never cared about it si9nce I was a little kid then and have only been interested in far older history.
>>52582260
you got a problem with that?
>>52582207
Fuck that, Christmas eve dinner is Medium-rare all I could eat prime rib.
>>52582210
>mommy
Shouldn't it be mummy you Ameriphilic cuck?
>>52582237
same
Why does my TV sometimes make like a clicking noise when it's off at night?
I wish I lived in Japan
>>52582282
I'm trying to quite hard but can't for some reason
>>52582272
I thought brits say mommy aswell,
I didn't think they would even understand what a mummy is
>>52582306
good
*hugs you*
>>52582295
static electricity
>>52582295
It's gonna set on fire when you're asleep
>>52582317
>mummy
>>52582322
Ah that makes sense
Does it do it all the time and do I only notice it at night?
>>52582317
>mommy
fuck off yank, we say mum/mummy
Who's doing a special Christmas Eve wank here?
Me and the gf lads
>>52582343
I grew up in the Northeast US and we say mum but spell it mom, you know like the o works in mother. These fucking Califags and their MAHMS drive me nuts.
This little light of mine
yryr episode 12 was a bit underwhelming but that was to be expected.
/mu/chella soon lads
>tfw no kindred spirit gf
>>52582260
bit weird mate
Why is it so hard to get to sleep when tired at night but so easy in the morning?
>>52582474
beef pls
3,000,000 Italians move into the U.K.
What happens? What would the U.K be like after being culturally enriched like this?
>>52582525
I know exactly what you mean
>>52582508
why? do you suffer from uncomfortable thoughts about ur mum?
anyway im not a lesbian
>be american trying to make tea
>turn on tap and let cool water run into a mug
>put teabag in mug
>put it in the microwave for 3 minutes on high
>take it out
>pour milk in it
>put 2 tablespoons of sugar in it
>drink it
>suck on the tea bag covered in sugar afterwards as a nice little treat
what's the way into a polish qt's heart lads?
>>52582559
me on the right
>>52582552
borrowing your gorgeous mum's panties doesn't make you a woman mate
>>52582559
>Drinkin Tea
kek
We Italians and sheeit we like our expresso knowhatimsayin?
>>52582421
Delete this post
>>52582566
A serrated blade through the chest cavity
>>52582566
Ask poleaboo
>>52582598
MAWWWWWWWM
fuck off caliyank
>>52582598
Fuck off, you are a shame to this great nation. End our suffering and die already.
>>52582421
vocaroo it
>>52582602
Don't think that would go down too well m8
>>52582548
Can you answer the question?
>>52582576
on a saturday night on the town ive me several people who strongly disagree
>>52582651
A normal blade would go in easier, but serrated is best since you'll have to carve through some ribs to get the heart out
>>52582663
Because once you're body is in sleep mode it doesn't want to leave it, I guess..
*turns sleep mode on*
>>52582711
your*
guess it's time for me to go into sleep mode, good night
>>52582723
Good lad out the back
jumpman jumpman live on tnt i'm flexing
Humanity was never meant to get past hunter gathering. Civilization was a mistake
>>52582711
they don't want you to leave sleep mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT9e41fxpHo
;_;7
>>52582788
I need your number first x
miss the eternal /got/, tbqh lads. Also I'd want to be a wildling. Fuck kneelers
right really going to bed this time, goodnight
>will my pony recognise my voice in hell?
>will he still be blind or do they go by smell?
>>52582788
ive literally never heard of the veronicas
>>52582908
>i've literally never heard of the veronicas
>>52582856
hope you die
The Swede threads are such cucks
they genuinely wont make a new thread until the VERY final moment, and if someone does they wont even migrate
hate my family lads haha
>>52582995
hahaha y la
>tfw peng tings don't rate you
why should man even live
>>52582422
Not him but from a similar area so here you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08UCetLr9Yv
>>52582995
haha not on speaking terms with my da lmfao
>>52583012
Rare thailad
>>52582177
where is my christmas gift?
>>52583012
I don't belize that flag
It's getting cold, isn't it?
>>52582984
/brit/ would be better if people did that
more efficient and creates serious discussion
>>52583012
where
>>52583042
Awful.
>>52583065
If I were Australian that post would have a dozen replies by now desu
>>52583076
>muh australian privilege
Fuck off cuck
>>52583076
If I were american my body would have dozens of bullet holes by now desu
>>52583103
Die bruce scum
>>52583042
good post
>>52583055
but its such a fucking thrill to be posting in an early thread, knowing that at ANY moment janny could delete it
such a fucking rush, wouldn't trade that feeling in for the world
>>52583133
MUH PROGENY
>>52583105
over the line
>>52583042
>>52583065
lmao they put shit like "you betta BELIZE it!" on tourist souvenirs here
>>52583060
under Mexico innit
>>52583153
It was fucking hilarious and you know it
what happened to that israeli poster who posted porn all the time
>>52583179
He was here a few days ago
>>52583179
the girls getting sexed by the machines? he's still about
>>52582921
>>52580908
don't understand this meme lads
>in the 60s-70s they predicted that global society would collapse in a catastrophic way in the early decades of the 21st century
>>52583237
One word meme post threads are the worst
>>52583009
mums crying for no reason lmfao damn
>Germany's highest court has ordered a man to destroy intimate photos and videos of his ex-partner because they violate her right to privacy.
ayyy
hmmmm
>business idea: to raise awareness of my severe autism, i shall add "THIS POST IS PROPERTY OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE" to the name field.
>>52583289
>TomHasVideo
>This channel has no videos.
I love permissionposting.
>>52583289
Isn't Tom the guy who was posting a bunch of /brit/ stuff onto reddit?
>>52583332
>>52583323
what a cunt
breathing on my own lads (have a method)
Hey tom if you're reading this fuck off
what are you getting for crimbo lads? reckon i'm getting a dvd copy of Lost in Translation
fuck off tom you fucking little thieving cunt
i'll fucking break your neck you pencil dicked fuckwit
>be trolololin teh interwebz
>see frriendlyjordies video
>zomg.jpg senpai
>interject my supereme memes coupled with self learned economics theory
>great success lmao senpai :DDD
>go back to staring at my feet for 18 hours
>/pol/ was doing some magic rune shit a few weeks ago to bring a harsh winter to freeze the mussies to death
>hottest December on record
Either god really does love the mussies, or they did the wrong spell, desu
>my mouse's key life cycle: 3,000,000 - 5,000,000 clicks
£££
>>52583417
>>52583405
>>52583377
>>52583354
me except for one
>>52583417
no ones going to get that reference to friendlyjordies you dead shit
>>52583425
>autistic cunts do autistic shit
More news to follow
I've done it. I've figured out how to get Poo Peelanders to argue with each other.
wish I still lived in the plains
>>52583470
how
which of you lads are gonna join me in the effort to smash he patriarchy
>>52583487
By island.
>>52583477
how long would it take to walk from where the picture is taken to the edge of that mountain, then how long would it take to scale the mountain?
>>52583493
what times that? going to christmas eve mass at 7 (that's the holiday where you lot killed the messiah)
>>52583500
canadians are just americans in denial btw
>>52583447
it's the truth you dweebshit
do you want your head mushed you fuck head
your name's probably Tom lmfao
I fucking hate friendlyjordies. He's an unfunny leftist labor cuck. Like i wouldn't even mind if he was just a leftist but he is such a shill for the ALP its ridiculous.
>>52583500
the vast majority of them live on north island
>>52583517
Nah, my province doesn't share any border with the US.
>>52583523
>why is a guy with a young, leftist fanbase pandering to the left????????
>>52583535
He's not even pandering to the left. He is a pure shill for the ALP and REFUSES to call them out on anything they do. Even if they go against his leftist narrative.
>>52583493
arent you rich though
>>52583523
im conservative but quite like him
it's easy to ignore differentiating convictions lad
>>52583501
I used to live somewhere like that in Alberta in the high plains where you could see the mountains towering above.
not so close to them as in the picture, but probably a little more than a day to bring to the foot of the mountains from where I lived
>>52583585
Comfy.
bit chilly willy this morning lads
friendlyjordies is an utter faggot pleb
>>52583650
good lass
family has come over lads and the hangover is coming back
reeeeeeee
>>52583650
ur mad cuz ur a stupid fucker u pig u asshole gtfo BITCH ahaAAAAAAAA!!!!!! bitches SMFH DUDE LMAO fukken faggot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>52583697
savage
>>52583697
exceptional post
>>52583697
spittin str8 fire
Reminder that the PS2 turned Africa into a shithole
going to work in 45 minutes lads
>>52583759
how so
Got the hazed vision of the tiredness
>>52583783
>working on christmas eve
>>52583786
in 2000 it saw a massive release and global demand for years, which in turn fueled massive demand for specific rare earths found primarily within regions of the Congo, sparking massive civil wars which decimated all of central Africa as they grew out of control as the value of these resources rose and factions fought over them.
the massive sales of the PS2 only drove these prices higher and so with them the demand and conflict.
What's on the agenda today then lads?
>>52583855
or they could have traded resources like civilised people
>>52583855
>The playstation two is the only product requiring rare earths despite being made up of very generic hard-ware
lmao, simply lmao.
>>52583872
trade who? its a resource found in the congo which internal factions fought over.
rare earths, copper, uranium all tore Africa apart more than colonialism did.
>>52583896
not the only one, but because of its massive sales, it then created massive demand for these rare earths which other items at the time couldn't compare, and it was so rapid due to they hype of a new game system release.
>>52583904
buyer and seller, you utter retard
also,
>typing all that out without mentioning coltan
obscurantist cunt
niggers gonna nig
merry christmas from huffpo
>>52583855
>have valuable mineral
>instead of utilising the benefits sensibly, have a war.
>>52583940
>ever reading that shite
*coughs*
*cough echos*
*I look around*
*a french narrator speaks*
"he es verie alone - but can you blame him?
>>52583976
oh I read a lot of shite
Doing a windows reinstallation
>using proprietary software
>have the day off
>coworkers all in
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-people-hate-that-british-people-do
>mad JFs
morning lads. morning nonce.
>>52583989
Hey there qt so do you come here often
>>52584020
>buzzfeed
>>52584013
install gentoo
/pol/ thinks about black cocks more than a faggot in an interracial relationship
>>52584020
#yellowteeth
>>52584039
Sorry I don't work in IT
"Se lone man hears canadian voices - zey are joost dellusions of grandeuuur"
>>52584036
first link on google, I just wanted to read some mad JF comments.
>>52584044
At least bad teeth don't take up 2 seats on a plane.
>>52583940
>>52583976
>has an establish state church
>Bishops of said church guaranteed seats in House of lords and literally vote on laws
>Head of state is the same as the church literally called Defender of the Faith
>Government funded schools must guide prayer everyday by law, even if they in practice don't
Seriously how is this NOT Christian. There is absolutely no logical way to claim the UK is secular.
>happy holidays
>literally the only holiday left is Christmas
what's the point lads
>>52584071
ALRI ALRI
>>52584058
why not?
>>52584081
*calms down*
>>52584078
Is New Years not a holiday
http://www.amazon.co.uk/GranVela-E100-Performance-Headphones-Smartphones/dp/B00S5P7NOI
Got two pairs of these, fucking class.
Leddit was raving about them
>>52584075
It is really quite secular though, and increasingly so. The only influence of the church over state policy is through the lords and even then all they can do is delay.
Having said that, the poll is inaccurate: Huffpost readers are young, disproportionately atheist, and stupid.
>>52584111
That's next year retard.
>>52584020
top kek, these people are ridiculous.
>>52584124
can a well wishing expression not penetrate the year transition then?
>watching The Lobster
>"the most important thing is that you aren't bald"
>dad and brother are bald
*looks out window*
>>52584117
>Not getting VSonics
lmao, you got kuk'd by reddit.
not looking forward to christmas lads. just want it out of the way t b h
>>52584203
literally £10 mate
they'll do until my M50Xs get here
>>52584124
Happy Holidays
>>52584213
going down to L O N D O N on Christmas day, pretty excited
gonna be absolutely shamed for the next two days, as per family tradition
>>52584151
>dad is balding
>his dad is bald
>mums dad has nearly full head of hair
>>52584213
I am 2bh, get to eat god-tier food and drink delicious booze for two days straight.
though I've got nothing to do today. Maybe I'll read a book.
wew pic rel. is good by the way lads
>>52584251
bring the banter m8, you've been preparing for this.
>>52584230
to a friend's/family's place i hope?
>>52584253
>all grandpas all had full thick healthy hair
>dad and uncles went bald later in life
>brother went bald earlier
>i'll probably bald even earlier
cruel fate
>>52584275
Yeah, going visiting my family.
>tfw gril still hasnt snapchatted me
>tfw can't think of anything interesting/funny to send her
ree ree ree
>>52584283
>Brother has full head of hair
>Dad has bald spots but intact hairline
>Tfw my hairline started receding at 16
Fuck my life
>>52584317
is it actually receding?
hairlines mature senpai, it's just advertised often.
>dad still has hair at the age of 50
>Grandad still has hair at the age of 75
Feeling good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKk9rv2hUfA
If this was done in 2015 they'd say Christmas is all about giving. Literally no mention of Jesus
>still have full head of hair at 26
nb
>>52584364
my nigga
>>52584305
>snapchat
FONT
Thailad you cunt what's a good program to image my hard drive
>>52584375
her snapchat score is 47,000 :o
mine is only 28,000
>>52584384
EaseUS Todo
>>52584387
I'm not a normie twat so I have no clue what this means
>>52584337
Same here senpai, my 90 grandad has more hair than most of my friends.
>>52584384
clonezilla
or HD Clone Enterprise if you wanna pirate
>>52584398
>trusting the chink botnet
no
>>52584336
How am I supposed to tell the difference?
>>52584387
No idea what this means senpai
really disliking Liberals
>>52584432
it just werkz, used it recently. Don't know if it's any better or worse than the others though tbf
>>52584441
google mature hairline vs receding and look for yourself.
the warning signs for receding hairlines are temporal recession, asymmetry, thinning of the crown, hair falling out easily (whenever you test it, not when you wash your hair once a week)
etc
just go to a dermatologist if you're worried. the earlier you act, the more hair you save.
>>52584453
I'm a liberal and I really dislike Canadian posters
>>52583855
It was worth it though, the PS2 had a great library.
Thailad, is Easter another one of your white man day offs?
>>52584446
>>52584400
it's the sum of sent/received snaps lads
>>52584494
nah
>>52584481
>I'm a liberal
>channel 4 showing alternative Christmas message about Syrian refugees
Channel 4 is worse than the BBC desu. It's like the people that run the station never moved past the university student mindset.
who /work/ here?
>>52584499
Do you post out on your companies facebook page "taking xmas off #justwhitethings"
>>52584549
Me too, but I'm not an absolute mad man like you so won't be taking a pic
>>52584549
working at home today t b h so still in bed haha. should get the all clear to knock off at midday too. best day of the year to work t b h
>>52584549
>gillionaires
hmmmm
>>52584550
I don't use facebook
>>52584549
day off la
>>52584568
giz us a pic la
>>52584571
good man, I asked if I could work from home but was denied. Still get to finish at 12 though
>>52584583
Because you own bebo?
>>52584549
what's going on with your mug lad? its a funny shape
>>52584583
How corrupt is Thailand?
>>52584549
>tfw only gave two monitors at work
it's a piss take.
Guy on /pol/ today was trying to argue that liking girls' bumholes makes you a homo in denial. Thoughts on this?
>>52584633
I think bumholes are kind of neutral ground because everyone has them. Liking willy's makes you gay, not just bumholes.
>>52584606
it's from Mexico
>>52584633
i swear he's posted in /brit/ before
some guy was trying to argue that it was gayer to have sex with a woman where she is dominate in the encounter than fucking a man in the arse where you are dominant in the encounter.
>>52584549
i didnt know kingston makes monitors
>>52584633
don't believe so
its more to do with dominance and submission I think
morning senpaitachi
test
>>52584672
kek
we bought a fucking load of HyperX SSDs recently and they all same with about 4 damn HyperX stickers in the box, so we've just been sticking them anywhere
Reminder that Liberals are to blame for everything wrong today.
>>52584673
>>52584663
But you can get dominant gays. I think being gay just means you have a sexual preference towards the same sex desu
>>52584660
that mug is cool as fuck t b h lad. noice.
>>52584633
guess I'll never get to be homo
>>52583012
I don't Belize it
>>52584729
that of course, but being submissive to women is pretty queer as well, though not homosexual.
desu its better to be a dominant gay than a submissive heterosexual
>>52583012
good lad
Surely the point of a dimmer swith is that you can choose the brightness of the lights? Why would anyone wire the light to either be on or off, and have the rest of the spin just be there for show?
>on boat from wales to ireland
>Norwegian flag on the wifi
bit strange ngl
>>52584810
You don't fool me JF
>>52584756
very, very, very good post la
>implying Cardiff isn't the best city in Britain
>>52584673
such a male perspective on the subject lol
>>52584847
>Cardiff is a city
>>52584742
why? not a fan of bumholes?
>>52584633
Yes bums are where poo comes from and if you're gay you're a shitlord desu
>>52584847
honestly it's very decent relative to the plentiful amount of shitholes on this island
>>52584870
love a good bumhole t b h. not really interested in what some mong on /pol/ thinks that means about who i like to have sex with.
Bumholes are a bit icky really, not a fan. Don't know how these benders manage it if I'm quite honest.
>>52584925
ive been before and it was full of chavs
>>52584890
flawless reasoning
>>52584951
>going to Ely or Grangetown
>>52584951
have you ever been to wolverhampton
>>52584840
you want some wave pictures or something then? I don't think the wifi here is good enough for that tbqh
The Chechen wars are quiet interesting, tbqh m8s
>>52585031
not my fave mate, bhwy there
>>52585031
Is that the face of white privilege :^)?
>>52584973
The Ely in England is based
dang it feels fantastic to be a gangster
>2 migrants sentenced to death over the murder of 2 British tourists in Thailand
Ahh... Very impressive
>Go out with girl I'm liking last night
>she insists we invite our mutual friend along (been mates since like year 8)
>decide that means she doesn't like me so I think I'm going to pack it in
>she tells me that some other girl we know proper fancies me, apparently she said "I've never fancied anyone so much"
>tfw new prey
/GF2015/ was a failure however
>>52585324
>some girl we know
that's codeword for her fancying you
catch a hint and get chirpsing la
>>52585324
>falling for it
She's not interested and is using the fried as a decoy to distract you. Neither wants your penis.
lri la
radio 1 playing some bangers today lads
Currently playing can you stop the cavalry
why do the british military always call their female superiors "mum"?
ITT: benders
>>52585462
that why you're posting here then mate?
>>52585431
I'm listening too senpai. Quite funny this time of year because they'll be playing Skepta one minute then Shakin Stevens the next.
My high school crush died in a car accident last night, lads. I haven't thought about her in like 5 years. I never actually talked to her, but still knowing she's gone saddens me. This made me think about things, like you're death could affect someone you don't even know
>>52585262
I honestly think these sunny places are wasted on JF's
Don't let the flag fool you, I'm much smarter than all of you.
>>52585518
that's of course if you are not an unlovable ugly fuck up
>Haven't seen GF in 3 months because uni
>She's coming for 10 days starting boxing day
>Just told me she's gonna be on her period starting the day she gets here
fuck
>>52585412
Wew, maybe
Spent about 3 hours shagging my housemate last night, she's a machine
>>52585555
ahh, very impressive
excellent cuckpost
>>52585555
IF THE RIVER RUNS RED TAKE THE DIRT TRACK SENPAI
>>52585545
I think even the death of an ugly neck beard would have an affect on people
>>52585555
Sounds like she's not going to be coming at all wahey
>>52585555
She's lying, she's been shagging her flatmate and she'll have broken up with you by the time those 10 days have passed
>>52584795
Based
>>52585606
doubt it haha
the only people who care about me are my family, and I'm nothing but a burden to them
they'll be better off with me dead
In a bit Lisicki la
>>52585448
It's pronounced "ma'am"
>>52585609
Hate to say it, but this is probably true.
>>52585591
Tried, cock is too big, hurts us both
>>>52585608
wahey
>>52585609
She lives at home senpai
>>52585639
but ma'am is a contraction of madam which is not pronounced "mudum"
>12 degrees
>on fucking Christmas Eve
>>52585555
>>52585655
>MFW got quads then dubs consecutively
>>52585655
>Tried, cock is too big, hurts us both
Sure it does pal
My package better fucking come today.
If I order something next working day on Friday, it should NOT be 5 working days later and I've got no package.
>>52585693
buy a lottery ticket
cold out.
2016 is gonna be my year, lads. I can feel it
Will Poles be preparing their Christmas carp right now lads?
>>52585723
Shhhh, Kevin's sleeping
>>52585670
It's mam as in jam, not malm as in palm
>>52585723
Bit rainy as well
>>52585738
Sure it will pal
>>52582343
In the Midlands and the north they sometimes use Mom, but then in the north they also call secondary school "high school" *bleurgh*
>>52585738
Fuck off Yank
>>52585700
I remember you from yesterdays morning thread m8. You got dubs so maybe that's the sign it will arrive today.
Is it coming by RM?
Never believe a word a woman tells you lads.
>>52585784
>>52585786
rap told me haters mean I'm doing something right. Already going better than I expected
>>52585821
We all fall for it sometimes lad.
>>52582595
Espresso.
brendan fraser
>>52585809
courier I think
>>52585738
I can feel you're mum too lmao
>enjoyed the movie The Lobster
>decide to read up on it
>read the reviews on imbd
i cannot believe these people exist
>>52585891
>Single people must find romantic partners in 45 days or be transformed into beasts and sent off into the woods
I'd be so fucked
I'm gonna do it lads.
2016 will be the year.
>>52585915
shut UP
thats not THE POINT
YOU mental block NEANDERTHAL
ONE OF THEM ONE OF THEM ONE OF THEM
>>52585891
>>52585915
Sounds shit
You're not deserving of my posts
>>52585918
How?
Are you going there on holiday and you will try and bring a Korean qt back with you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huEtJw7pfLk
>>52585966
>Get in shape
>Go to locations korean girs are likely to be
>>52585946
because you're a face value fuckhead shallow as the marshlands you were born in you fucking yokel
why do you insist on remaining an uncivilised savage wooing over action movies and big bangs you backwater peasant
Still raining ffs. I want to go outside and take the battery off my car.
listening to 90s pink floyd haha
>>52585998
can't help but imagine you just jogging back and forth in front of nail salon occasionally looking in the window for a year
>>52586024
Enjoy your romcoms you literal girl
>>52586032
I was listening to Nirvana the other day, never really been a big fan though
>tfw got a fitbit surge for christmas
>tfw I had the fitbit charge hr and had to return it because it was a cancerous and completely inaccurate piece of shit
wat do lads
>>52586032
kys pleb haha
Literally don't care who becomes the next POTUS
>>52586085
haha do you dare me?
>>52586055
>"DUHhhHRH wHERES DUhh UMmmm WHERES THE m16 FUlLY AUTOMATIC BRUBS???? WHERESSSS THE ummm thE CHIXXXXXXX haaha with the UNNNN BIG TITTIES dat UMMMM I LiKE HAHHAH MMMM :))))"
t. you
>>52586090
good because with the current lineup of candidates it seems like you're fucked either way
>>52586048
Might sneak into my local uni and join the kpop club.
>>52586111
hilary looks good
Need a kitchen floor reset desu, life's going nowhere
>>52586130
You cannot be serious
>>52585918
bring me back a kgf as well fa͏m, jia you!
>>52586117
>join the kpop club
Why? You're not gonna find any korean girls there, just a lot of like minded individuals
state-issued gfs when
>>52586090
Praying for Trump
any haters wanna pop at the lip, i come equipped
Does it have to be a Korean or will you settle for any kind of gook?
>>52586342
Korean or Jap
>>52586342
koreans are better looking and look whiter
>>52585431
>listening to radio 1 ever
end it.
>>52585636
s m h at headlines like this
ED is a an associated symptom of many cardiovascular diseases so it's no surprise....
The easiest way to get a Korean gf is join the US military. I know two people who got Korean wives from being stationed in Korea
>>52586342
I'd settle for any attractive oriental
>>52586379
I used to have radio 1 as my alarm so I'd wake up to listen to Chris Moyles
I still do but now it's to turn off Prick Grimshaw as soon as humanly possible
>>52586412
>Have to become a US citizen, join the army and survive being deployed to durkastan
>Easy
>you will never live in london during the 1960s when there were no pakis
>>52586379
>replying to a 2 year old post
Kill yourself
Also I don't listen to the wireless normally, it's just what my alarm was set to play
>>52586412
alright i'll just kill myself and hope i reincarnate as an american then
>>52586435
Grimmy is better than Moyles, he's an unfunny twat
LE COMEDY DAVE xD FUNNY VOICES xD WORLD CUP SONG LMAOOO
>>52586412
You're so stupid
>You will never live in London in 900AD when there were no Normans.
>>52586436
easy for me anyway :^). Also you only need a green card to join the US military, not full citizenship
who /foxes/ here
>>52586465
This website is 18+ kid
>>52586465
>implying either of them, or any of their colleagues are tolerable
top pleb.
>>52586471
I know you are but what am I?
>>52586487
You know you don't choose where you're deployed right?
>>52586515
Good one.
>>52586517
>Son, you're going to Syria
>Uhh nah you're alright, I wanna korea and get a gf
>>52586502
Exactly, so why don't you fuck off and listen to some more moyles
>>52586507
Tbf the only reason I listen to Grimshaw is because my alarm is set to it
>You will never live in london in the 4th century AD when there were no Saxons
>>52586578
>you will never be a Roman senator during the height of the empire
>>52586517
You better hope lil'fat kim actually does something then
Perfect cans in the middle
>>52586437
Rorke
>>52586472
Rasheed
oh my fucking god lads
if you want something to do, just go to some normie internet place like Omegle or Twitch and tell people the Star Wars spoilers
this is far too funny for its own good
>The Sun's rays push things in space and ISS and Satellites have to constantly be course corrected so they don't re-enter the atmosphere
>The Sun's rays are what de-orbited Skylab.
>>52586652
well i havent seen it so don't do it here please lad
i'm not a normie
I would literally feel nothing if every single Muslim on earth instantaneously dropped dead
>>52586662
It's Daesh mate
>>52586662
how does that work? i thought photons were massless?
@52586652
Fuck off
>>52586636
>bene dreaming of this day
D O L M I O
A
Y
>>52586682
Not even happy?
>>52586652
wew you reek of A-level age reddit.
>>52586671
Would have probably been best to just not mention that you don't know in the first place tbqh
>you will never be a revered druid sacrificing virgins in a small Briton settlement in 400BC before there were any Romans.
>>52586682
get a load of this guy
>>52586748
That's an abstract feel
>>52586734
i know but i like to live dangerously
i'm the sort of person that would walk around a neighbourhood that's notorious for its muggings in a tuxedo
So lads
Embarking on my first really lonesome, terrible Christmas.
How is everyone? Wish you all a merry time in my stead
>>52586682
so edgy
>>52586682
>He wouldn't feel pleased
>>52586682
>>52586827
it's christmas you miserable cunts, shut up about muslims for a change
>Have to set off for my parents house soon
Gonna be bored shitless with no /brit/
what would you do if you had a time machine lads?
i'd go back to when muhammad was a kid and molest the fuck out of him and then tell him that he deserved it for being such a pussy so that he'd have low self esteem and wouldn't develop his messiah complex and islam wouldn't exist today
>>52586840
Rasheed
>11 muslims refused entry to the US
>BBC and social media throw a sissy fit
>later find out that one of the muslim kids had works at ISIS on his Facebook profile
Oh I am laffin
>>52586851
You probably did this and it's probably what causes his messiah complex. Also explains why he was a paedo.
>>52586852
rasheed wouldn't care about christmas lad, keep up
>>52586851
I would just go out clubbing in different decades, athentic 70's, 80's and 90's nights out every weekend
>>52586882
might explain why he didn't want to be depicted because i know i'd have taken my camera and taken pictures of him sucking my cock
right maybe it's best i just kill him instead
>>52586911
what's wrong with 2010s clubbing? London's scene is the best it's been in a long time/ever right now.
>>52586868
>Donald Trump: We should ban Muslims
>American Liberals and SJWs: OMG WHAT A BAD THING TO SAY OMG
>Obama: "Hol up ban those 11 muslims"
>>52586927
The music is shite
>>52586927
I don't think its about being better/worse, just experiencing different things
>>52586851
>go forward to next week
>get next weeks euromillions numbers
>come back
>win
>claim privately
>invest 75% of it
>live a rich, private, neet life for the rest of my years
Why isn't everyone focusing on the most important thing about the whole muslims refused entry to US thing?
The US deemed them enough of a terrorist risk to ban them from the US because one of them had links to ISIS social media. But they're still happily living in the UK and we're not doing anything to them.
A terrorist in America is a normal citizen in the UK?
>>52586968
>A terrorist in America is a normal citizen in the UK?
have you ever been to an american airport?
>>52586928
>>52586868
>>52586968
what is the muslim obsession disease you suffer from called?
>>52586963
why not just go forward in time to when hoverboards are invented, buy one, and then bring it back with you and claim you invented that shit?
not only will you be rich but everyone will think you're a physics genius and not just some lucky prick
>>52587042
i don't wanna be famous la, only rich
>We just allow Muslims with links to terrorism to live freely in our country.
>>52586841
So take your tablet and shitpost
>>52586968
Americans have no sense of humour, we get that kids posting obvious crap on Facebook don't necessarily make them terrorists.
>>52587230
>>52587230
>>52587230
new thread
>>52587137
>wake up
>worry about muslims
>post about muslims on the internet
>eat breakfast and think about muslims
>post about muslims on the internet
>take a shit worrying about muslims
>nearly lunchtime, time to worry about muslims
>eat a sandwich while hating muslims
etc etc. literally can't understand why you let them dominate your life so much lad
