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You prefer crispy?
>>52585191
What's wrong with that?
You could have posted a toast sandwich f*m
>>52585191
>image.jpg
>>52585214
no, he prefers them thoroughly smoked with hot gases
;^)
desu i dont get the appeal of a full english breakfast. it's just a random assortment of unrefined foods that don't really compliment each other in any meaningful way.
>>52585258
What's the ideal brekfast then
>>52585191
looks fine
I eat kidney beans with bread anyway, what's wrong with having beans on a piece of bread?
>>52585277
AMERICAN unrefined foods
>>52585277
eggs, bacon, sausage, fried ham, buttered toast, hash browns, a glass of milk, and a glass of orange juice
>>52585277
israeli breakfast
eggs, salad, cheese and bread
light and refreshing, not heavy meat-filled unhealthy "breakfast"
>>52585341
Literally almost the same as the British breakfast you posted
>>52585344
Decent enough tbqh family
>>52585277
chicken and waffles, breakfast tacos
>>52585344
>he doesnt load up on delicious proteins when he wakes up
fag
>>52585374
>chicken, waffles and tacos
>not a random assortment of unrefined foods
>>52585277
Honey butter chicken biscuit
>>52585361
>you posted
I'm not him
But also no its not the same. Mushrooms, tomatoes, and beans are just gross. Not to mention the blood pudding
>>52585277
Whoops, forgot picture
>>52585394
trust me, it's nothing random.
they go together great
>>52585398
>Mushrooms, tomatoes, and beans are just gross. Not to mention the blood pudding
Agreed, except for the beans
I've always thought of the sausages, eggs and ham as the main part of the meal, so it looks the same to me
>>52585394
nono, i meant chicken&waffles, and also breakfast tacos. two separate, distinct dishes. in the first dish, the savory fried chicken compliments the sweet waffle, which is why the fried chicken goes directly on the waffle, and not as a side. as for the breakfast taco, it is much like an omelette, in that you want a good balance of ingredients and flavors.
>>52585410
>>52585396
my nigga
>>52585467
I've never had chicken and waffles, but it frankly sounds disgusting
Then again, who am I to judge
>>52585344
Proteins are great when you wake up.
Personally i prefer buttered multigrain toast, poached eggs, spinach, mushrooms and smoked ham.
>>52585341
this plus a fluffy biscuit, a cup of coffee, and a short stack of pancakes is my ideal breakfast
I would kill to eat that in the morning
>>52585496
that's what i thought as well before i ever tried it
>>52585277
>>52585496
It's delicious if your drunk. But sober; it's sticky, the texture of the chicken and waffles contrast. Ultimately it comes down to how it's prepared.
I miss back home.
Also, this is a REAL breakfast.
>>52585559
for sure. the best waffles for this are relatively firm, so that you do not end up with a soggy waffle that collapses flat under the weight of the chicken after the maple syrup is applied
>>52585615
>all those beans
Is Beirut the fart Capitol of the world?
>not eating weet-bix for breakfast
>>52585644
It's actually called Hummos W foul (Hummus w/ Beans) and it's my favorite fucking thing in the entire world.
Absurdly healthy, mom used to make it back in the day :/
>>52585615
>vegetables and chickpeas everywhere
Yeah it's a real breakfast, if you're a hippie faggot
All carb heavy diets make me so fat all the time 2bh
have to do low carb and eat lots of fatty meats, fish oils and other things of this nature to not be fat all the time!
>>52585686
>beans translates to foul
lyl
>>52585686
It looks delicious, and great for your digestive tract, but again, that's chikpeas and beans. You will be able to set your farts ablaze.
>>52585687
delete this
>palate cleansers
>>52585615
Who the fuck is preparing that in the morning
>>52585756
the slave wife/mum
>>52585756
My mom used to when I was young.
It was absolutely delicious.
>>52585804
Actually it's pretty amazing when it comes to lebanese mothers, they are so fucking powerful, their personalities are absolutely intact and they are capable of so many things you'd be blown away.
My mom used to prepare food for 4 when I was only 5 years every morning, go to work, come back, clean the house, prepare dinner and all whilst preparing a delicious healthy meal for the next day's lunchtime.
you'd be surprised how truly amazing and confidently powerful lebanese mothers are.
And unlike usual arab moms, most of them are actually natural blonds with beautiful faces so you won't have to worry about the garbage that is Saudi Arabia mothers and such.
>>52585869
That's nice
Though the U.K. is a country of the civilization that is the highest by industry, there seem to be many corner-cutting dishes.
You cause the Industrial Revolution once again and should invent the machine to be able to make many elaborate dishes. But you should bring cooks for the invention from other countries.
>>52585869
Yo that actually sounds really nice Labanon.
I hope your mother is well.
Why are you in the UAE?
>>52585965
>Why are you in the UAE?
His country is shit
>>52585710
its not beans, i just dont think it has a word in english
hummus and ful is one of my favorite foods and i feel sorry that most americans will never taste it
>>52585965
See >>52585979
And mostly because I got a really solid job here that I absolutely adore doing, I've only left home 8 months ago but I swear to god I think I'm a momma's boy as I'm aching beyond words to see her.
Finally she's coming to visit next month, I love the fact she's 55 and literally looks 40, what a superwoman.
>>52586031
chick pees
Most of the nutritive value does not change by the different recipe either.
In a sense the U.K. is a rational country.
>>52586054
why don't you just fuck her, it's obvious you want to
>>52586031
Agree with you brother, it's absolutely marvelous. UAE's hummus and ful is garbage man :/
>>52586083
>>52586031
>Arabs and jews getting along
It's a christmas miracle :')
>>52586082
You clean that filthy mouth of yours you piece of shit.
Don't you sexually speak of my idol in life. That mom's day is harder than your entire life will ever be.
That woman gave love to so many and spread kindness among an entire community, single handedly.
That woman has believed in my even when I was stupid enough to leave school and say that I was to make music for a living, while everyone else laughed in my face she put her entire power and money into making that a possibility, and it now is.
That woman is the pinnacle of kindness, care, honesty, bravery, courageousness, joy, understanding and a dream maker.
Fuck I miss mom.
>>52586107
>muffled wahhabist and Likud tears
>>52586147
I hope you see her soon anon. I'm happy for your love for your mother.
>>52586147
Get out Oedipus
>>52586147
>That mom's day is harder than your entire life will ever be.
mmm, I bet she takes lots of hard things from big European men
>>52586161
>muffled wahhabist and Likud moaning
>>52586147
I miss fuck mom, ftfy
>>52586147
Not worth it.
>>52586200
NO, SHE IS A NICE AND KIND LADY YOU CUNT
>>52586235
yeah its becoming edgy now, cut it
>>52585258
>yanks in charge of judging other countries' food
Fuck off Yank
A real breakfast
>>52586235
>>52586200
Leave his mommy alone
>>52585258
>yanks literally stuff mountains of sugar into their mouths every morning
>>52586252
>and a diet coke
I am dying
>>52586252
>soda with breakfast
That's REALLY not good for your teeth.
You might want to cut back.
More real breakfast
>only 12 pancakes for me today Fanny, I'm on a diet, doctors orders
t. Yank
>>52586235
fucking ashkenazim
>>52585191
This is how we do breakfast in Texas.
>>52586299
Is that a fried sunny side up, fatso
>6 pancakes and 4 sausages for breakfast please, but only a diet coke to drink, I'm on a diet!
>>52586279
Nah i eat stuff like this for breakfast more often
>>52586252
Is it the clay play of a child?
>>52586314
I like to make my own pancakes on the weekends. Literally every cafe/diner I've been too makes them too doughy.
I prefer waffles, but most of the time I just eat leftovers for breakfast.
>>52586347
>clay play
What is that? And post eye please
>>52586324
Samefag kike
>>52586325
>All that ruined meat
Here mate, I've got a meal that you might enjoy.
>>52586325
Not in Austin we don't. I've seen that image posted atleast 12 times in one day.
It's getting ridiculous.
>>52586371
>thinking that stuff is burned
Do you guys not smoke meat in Aus?
>>52586371
Fucking TopKek
>>52586382
They boil it.
>>52586371
ah the days mom used to throw these at me when I didn't study well or fuck up something :')
also kek
>>52586325
i'm pretty sure it's breakfast tacos and honey butter chicken biscuits. i've never heard of anybody having bbq for breakfast.
>>52586378
you're from austin?? you need to try the chicken and waffles from 24 diner, man. it's pricey, but they really do set the standard.
>>52586393
What a weird cunt.
>>52585258
Literally just ate one, was delicious.
>>52586382
I'm not looking at the outside, mate.
>>52586409
I haven't gotten chicken and waffles here since the closed the chicken-waffle-taco food truck here.
I'll have to check it out.
>>52586359
I eat this almost every day for breakfast.
Fried dumplings, Soy Milk & Swiss Roll Cake
Migas is good for breakfast.
>>52586299
>cutting sausages in half.
Why?
>>52586530
Why not
>>52586530
So they cook faster, and they're easier to eat.
>>52586530
In the case of Americans, you eat what you are
Personally I don't eat breakfast. Just one meal when I get home from work.
>>52586631
I don't get it.
>>52586679
cut dicks? i.d.k.
>>52586700
I'm happily circumcised; saves me time in the shower.
Best weekend breakfast is toast with a slice of cheese, topped with spinach, olive oil, and a fried egg.
Best weekday breakfast is Greek yogurt with honey and bran flakes, and black coffee.
>>52586679
No, but seriously. If you cook sausages that way they get dry, thus not as tasty as whole cooked ones
>>52586863
Depends how long you cook them.
>>52586340
lol faggot
>>52586891
What
>>52586858
Is the spinach cooked?
>>52586947
I keep it raw, but the fried egg properly wilts it
>>52587047
It is funny that there's even an argument about it. No one can really control whether they're circumcised or not.
>>52586771
yessir. That and it's nice not having sex through a glove
>>52585344
>>52585615
These two look spectacular.
Almost everything else in this thread looks like complete overkill. Every now and then I convince myself stereotypes are just that, but threads like this act as a reality check.
Fatties.
>>52587100
That's almost the core of the argument.
>>52587100
>theres no way people can control circumcision
Does America have a culture of not following basic human liberties...oh ...wait
>>52587100
arguing about it is a nice way to project penile insecurities on cultural factors and what have you
>>52587047
But you can stop parents from doing it to their babies.
Stop justifying abuse
>>52587136
I don't think it matters that much frankly, I still sling the good dick.
>>52587156
i don't agree with it, frankly, it's a benign medical procedure, and it's unnecessary for secular families. But also, I do not give a FUCK what anyone does with their baby.
>>52586771
But you dont need to do anything in the shower if you are uncut. You are fucking retarded m8
>>52587249
>I do not give a FUCK what anyone does with their baby
Ahhahahahahahahahahaha
>>52587271
Wash your foreskin?
>>52587299
Seriously, if a woman at nine months decided she wanted to eat her baby, I wouldn't do anything to stop her.
>>52587312
What the fuck are you on about? Do you even know how foreskin works?
>>52587100
>No one can really control whether they're circumcised or not.
>>52587249
>But also, I do not give a FUCK what anyone does with their baby.
pls stop baiting
ITT: conversation about breakfast turns into an trans-atlantic autistic meltdown driven by sexual frustration.
>>52587348
Not really. Never had one, never really researched it. Enlighten me to your knowledge of foreskin.
>>52587312
>good evening sir im here for your childs skin for $150
>truly you are my greatest ally merchant
>dad what are you doin?
>"I do not give a FUCK what anyone does with their baby"
>dad
>stahp
>>52587342
>Seriously, if a woman at nine months decided she wanted to eat her baby, I wouldn't do anything to stop her.
>>52587381
No fuck off you retarded tripfag autist
>>52585277
>>52587388
When all else fails, green text.
>>52587408
Freedoms.
>>52587464
But I'm genuinely interested in the points you're trying to raise.
>>52587482
>ISIS Supporter's breakfast
Not even once tbqh
>>52585513
nigga what the fuck is a fluffy biscuit
>>52587482
What's that dish in the bottom left corner.
>>52587551
>>52587482
fucking amazing
>>52587520
This has to be ironic.
>>52587596
but what is it?
>>52587666
Clearly the French have good taste
>>52587666
I don't know
>>52587565
Kıymalı börek.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%B6rek
https://www.google.com.tr/search?q=k%C4%B1ymal%C4%B1+b%C3%B6rek&safe=off&espv=2&biw=1920&bih=955&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj7wd7SqfTJAhXKCSwKHS94DugQ_AUIBigB
>>52587596
That is a scone.
>>52587698
This looks amazing,
>>52587727
Sorry sorry sorry it is some kind of pide with miced meat.
>>52587520
>>52587698
Why would you do this?
>>52587677
cups flour
4 teaspoons baking powder
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
3/4 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons shortening
1 cup buttermilk, chilled
Makes a dozen.
It's a very airy (fluffy) kind of bread, they're delicious with anything.
>>52587730
wait, so they eat scones for breakfast?
>>52587482
>>52587727
Good lord why is Turkish cuisine so good.
This is the first thing to get me hungry in this thread, I'm gonna go get something to eat.
>>52587730
Scones aren't biscuits. Scones are more like cakes, biscuits are more like bread.
>>52587482
This looks amazing... if i was sat on terrace in the Med.
After the 100 days of grey drizzle we need comfort food.
>>52587767
Apparently
>>52587792
So it's a shit scone then
>>52587790
I think this is somewhere in South America
>>52587814
In my opinion, I think they're delicious. You can have them with jam, or eggs, or anything really.
>>52586771
>>52587115
>americans
Best Full English in my town is from the local Israeli restaurant desu
>>52587828
>>52585258
kek it's not even cooking
>>52586771
>>52587115
>stockholm syndrome
I'd like to try British Breakfast tbqh
>>52587830
Almost, central.
>>52587837
>You can have them with jam
Oh, like a scone then
Best hungover cure and breakfast, as well as lunch or dinner
A patrician's breakfast
>>52587951
Yes, like a scone I guess. but that doesn't mean it's a "shitty scone", it just means that they're similar.
Is this a British dish, too?
>>52587996
What's the point of this trip?
>>52587979
I agree. But I usually just pass the fuck out if I have pho when I'm hungover. It's just too filling.
>>52588017
o fug i would murder a stargazy right now
When I was a child we had raw whale for breakfast and liked it.
(I can never go back, pancakes are so good)
>>52588027
fuck off tripfaggot
>>52588026
I had whataburger for dinner, I looked at the cup and put it in the name field so I would be guaranteed to get replies.
That, or I'm part of a marketing team.
>>52588027
Too filling? How big are portions over there?
>>52585756
Who the fuck wakes up in the morning, to start with
>>52588054
No, I'm here just to make you mad.
>>52588068
Pretty fucking big, at the only place I've been to in my town that has good pho.
>>52585191
If you think that's bad, search for "toast sandwich" on google.
If you haven't noticed from our tourists yet, the underclass has mastered making our entire country look bad.
>>52587828
>no turkish waifu to make me breakfast and to wash up afterwards.
>>52588073
What is Kazakh breakfast desu?
>>52587979
chashu men?
>French """"""""""""""""""""""""""women"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>52588434
Pho
>>52586147
>That woman gave love to so many
can confirm ;)
>>52586771
>Amerigoys
>>52585258
>tfw no greasy spoon serving full breakfast with tea all day
I miss England ;_;
>>52588536
>It's called fucking blood pudding.
Fuck off yank
>>52588551
I can confirm I do not represent all Americans?
>>52587100
>pulling back your foreskin and washing vs just washing your bellend with foreskin
Literally the fucking same
>>52588597
Forget what you just saw
I COULD GO FOR SOME SMOKED KIKE RIGHT ABOUT NOW
There i made the fucking obligatory jew joke, christ you cunts forget our traditions
![CWxx8PlW4AAHnbD[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uemhVpG.jpg "CWxx8PlW4AAHnbD[1].jpg")
>>52585191
don't see a problem lad
>>52588601
Okay dude, whatever you say.
>>52585191
tomato beans is pretty good tho
>>52589112
>tomato beans
>>52588134
where was that?
i really like the pho dan up near MT supermarket
>>52589468
Triple 8
>>52589770
of course. every dish i've tried at 888 has been great. i used to live a block away, and it was a life saver when i'd get off a late shift and everywhere else was closed. it's the only place i'll order sesame chicken from.
>>52590218
It's so cost effective too
>>52586147
"That woman gave love to so many" ------> of course she did, how else would she be able to control a whole community?
