Christmas Eve edition
>>52582099
Feliz Noche Buena
My mum is washing dishes right now at 2:34 lads
alri lads
have to be up by 5pm, and im not tired
can I make it?
I just wanna be lewd~!
>>52584813
Sounds like a cool old bitch.
gotta get to the liquor store early today desu
>>52586794
i just wanna unlock this last damn ship!
>>52585537
I stayed up 30+ hours twice this week. You can so not mang.
>>52586820
My autism goes on pause when I'm too horny :s
>Christians who stand around handing out candy and asking you to go to their church on Christmas eve
Get rekt
I'm doing 3rd shift for another 4 days. Sometimes I wish someone would care if I died.
>>52586909
What do you do?
>>52586937
I'm an xray tech.
anyways I need to get up tmw, so goodnight all~
>>52582099
Merry Christmas m8s
Doesn't really feel like Christmas here
>>52586955
good night
>>52586955
goodnight slut
>>52586950
How is that? I was thinking about doing a community college class for phlebotomy.. night shift pays 18.50 at my local hospital for new hires.
>JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
>LIVIN IN A LONLEY WORLD
>>52587009
Night shift pays more, but no one knows you exist. Which is fine if you like talking to yourself for a few year.s.
>>52586955
Good night anon.
>>52586955
Good night.
>>52586999
r u d e
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>>52587062
I'm down with it if it pays enough. I don't need other people to survive desu.
If you have hobbies never take antidepressants
>>52587113
¿por que eliminaron el thread anterior?
>>52587113
i dont think he minds~
>>52587172
Cual?
>older Asian dude using English swear words because he sees that I'm white
Kinda cute
>>52587131
Sometimes I go grocery shopping. I don't write out a list.
Okay, I need bread, maybe some pepperjack cheese, I should kill myself, a jar of cherries, white soda, maybe I should kill myself, cashews, milk, beans, etc.
You have no one to talk to. No one to complain to. No one to ask you how your day went. No one to eat with. No one to sleep with. No one to ask why you're so lonely.
Good friend of mine from high school I just learned was hit by a drunk driver while riding his motorcycle and shattered most of his spine and neck. He's also in a coma. Gonna go visit the hospital in a few hours.
>>52586955
what is she stacking? fries toothpicks?
>>52587310
You should get on a different shift or bring a book to work if you feel it would help your mental health.
>>52587310
sneak booze in desu
>>52587358
Damn man that's rough. Fucking drunk drivers. I'll never understand it. How can anyone be so selfish? If I ever killed/maimed somebody driving drunk I'd save the taxpayers some money and blow my brains out.
>>52587260
me equivoque, pense que era /cum/. el thread que eliminaron fue which-is-the-most-autistic-general#p52585868.
no importa.
Holy shit. This is /cum/ now?
There's no middle-ground.
Back to elsewhere.
>>52587488
nuthin personnel kid....
>tfw listen to Pavement and Dinosaur Jr but not getting pussy
Apparently should start listening to Ween
>>52587580
nah
Soon /cum/ will be entirely lewd posting
>>52588117
lewd hours are over
>>52588117
if only.
good night /cum/
>>52588394
Good night, anon.
>watch Top Gun for the first time
>"huh that theme was pretty catchy, gonna listen to it on youtube"
>hordes upon hordes of comments from women and men with spanish first and last names
>all obessively praising the United States and talking about how awesome the movie was
>latin american people unironically posting "God Bless USA"
I... What?
>>52588673
Its like that with war movies as well, people see cool shit that happen to deal with a country and they be like WOW EVERYONE IS LIKE THAT. I was disappointed when I found out most Australians are not the cool/buff/hunting banting dudes I thought they were
Good Morning! Hope you're all set for Christmas Eve!
>>52588394
Sweet Dreams, Tex.
>>52588855
I'm all set to fuck up my sleeping schedule so I can sleep through chirstmas
Who is also having a very cold Christmas this year?
>>52589304
Not me.
>>52589024
That's no good.
See yah, last minute shopping time.
>>52589304
its going to rain
>>52589304
HOT RAIN
Merry Christmas eve friends.
Who here /at the airport/? Gonna lose my mind. Haven't slept since yesterday.
>>52591433
I did a night at Ohare last year. Was kinda fun actually. Then again I love things that make most people miserable.
Christmas eve in the morning
I'm going to be later for work.
>>>/qa/390983
/cum/ MENTIONED
>>52593219
Generals on /cum/ are really kinda out of control. I like them though. Hiro should just make a board for generals.
merry christmas from shitpost central
>>52594304
moot used to post in these generals so he probably worked out a deal with hiro to keep them
>>52594339
merry christmas to Australia as well
Nth for kiss the Kirk and Merry Christmas buds
>>52589304
>that
>very cold
M8 pls you're from the praires as well you should know better
>>52582099
who here /dreadingChristmasdinner/
>>52591351
y-you too Taiwan
fuck this shitty forced general
>>52597298
t. Abdul Al-Shaqmohammadi
Its 80 degrees out on Christmas eve
>>52597298
>Ey ese. Tengo mota con big buds y good smoke!
I'm going to refer to Islam as Isis from now on family
>>52584813
>tfw live with my mom
>my room is right next to the sink
>she washes dishes 3 times a day
truly suffering
>>52599049
>not making your stepson wash them
Who's the faggot that makes this general shittier by spamming shit anime pics with generic posts?
Please stop and start adding to the substance of the general.
>>52595108
>>52592367
>>52589427
>>52589024
>>52588160
>>52587559
>>52587260
>>52587154
>>52587113
>>52586794
Always the childish anime, the simple stuff with women depicted, or faggotry (literal).
Why are you niggers always faggots or pedos or autists?
Isn't their better anime if you are going to spam this shit wantonly?
>>52597698
Thunder and lighting here. And very heavy rain
>>52599313
Cute anime is the only good anime
Fresh twitter banter
BLM is hilarious
>>52599493
I'm willing to bet that data excludes all of africa
>>52599369
approved anime list
>Keion
>Hibike
>Yuru Yuri
>Soranowoto
>non nons
>Haruhi
>Lain
>Gochuumon
>kinmozaic
>sabagebu
>Shirobako
>Madoka
>Ika Musume
>Yuyushiki
>Umaru
>>52599538
They ignore any stats contrary to their narrative
>>52599735
I'd also like to add Girls und Panzer to the list come to think of it
/fcum/
(Merry Christmas)
I can't believe they actually announced S3. This literally is the best Christmas ever.
>>52599974
Pls tell more. Get fucking hype.
>>52599910
greatest ally
>>52600069
How big of a deal is it that Kyoto Animation isn't producing this? What's the consensus?
i wake up to all this anime stuff
why ;-;
also who else listening to queen here
>>52600461
Nah senpai. Queen is great though. This Japanese dude in my Chinese class loves them.
>>52600605
( ._.)b
glad to see ya here taiwan, but why?
considering you arent in /cum/ or north america at all
Seriously been considering buying a burqa and wearing it in public desu
>>52600698
Most Asian flags here are foreign nationals and I'm no exception. This is just where I choose to dick around rather than with some other slobs. I actually got invited to a party tonight but fuck it is rather just do my own thing.
marina
>>52600795
Do it.
I saw a guy in a naruto head band walking around yesterday
Isn't Florida magical?
>>52600795
why is that? are you muslim senpai?
>>52600811
im not one for parties either, id rather sit in my dorm and fuck around
not that i get invited often anyways :P
IT'S NEARLY 2016
>>52582099
this is my favorite /cum/ picture
>>52600849
it sure is, but youre in montana
>>52600855
rip john oliver 1977-2016
>>52600855
Yikes don't remind me. Another year where I've seemingly accomplished absolutely nothing. Where has my live gone since I graduated high school...
>>52600923
No I'm near Daytona right now
Grandma in the ER lads. Might be dead tomorrow.
>>52600854
I live in the south and want to see people's reactions to someone wearing a burqa on campus.
>>52600891
this is mine
>finally acquire rear wheel drive shitbox
>el niño postpones hektik snow skids
>>52600974
Hopefully she's old and its her time. Its one shit Christmas present that's for sure. Sorry about it lad...
>>52600953
oh ya? florida is such a mix of people really, im not surprised
>>52600974
im sorry to hear that senpai, on christmas too :c
>>52601002
theyd prolly just be like 'wow its a person wearing a burqa weird' and move on
you overestimate those ITS JUST A PRANK BRO vids
>>52601079
>you overestimate those ITS JUST A PRANK BRO vids
fug
>>52589304
literal perfect weather 2bh. it appears ill have a white christmas after all
Got around to trimming my pubes
I forgot how great it feels
I'm watching "Amy".
>>52601079
What kind of music are you into?
>>52601079
Yeah the dude was definitely in his mid to late-twenties and noticeably obese
He took a knee to catch his breath as well
God Jul, Tjejer.
>>52589304
not me
>>52601323
>>52589304
8C here, at 7PM. ( that's after sunset by 3 hours )
>>52601292
kek
>>52601309
god jul, i hope your country unfucks itself soon
>>52601284
i like 60s-70s stuff, but also orchestral stuff is the bomb (see: dark souls 1 soundtrack)
My mom wants me to go to their house for christmas and they live like 150KM away, I don't want to go, my Dad doesn't want to do anything either.
I just want to spend my whole fucking two days off work sleeping, my mom works in education so she has like 4 months of the year off. I think she doesn't realize how much sleeping for two days means to the full time worker.
>>52601431
is that what paralyzed him?
>>52601395
>god jul, i hope your country unfucks itself soon
I don't live in or care about "my country" to be honest.
I hope Sweden gets its shit together. It seems to have started improving though. It gave me a residence permit after all, and I'm great.
>>52589304
28 celcius
>>52601479
He decided he wanted to go all out and just become a full quadriplegic
can't a lad just rest for the only two days off in a row he gets a year?
i'm a single adult why am I even supposed to care about Christmas
>>52601711
Then do it
>>52601711
What is your job?
IT'S FUCKING HOT
I'M ABOUT TO GO GET MY WINDOW AC UNIT OUT OF THE ATTIC
>tfw coopting swedish rice porridge into proper rice pudding.
This is a nice Christmas.
>>52601759
hi other floridabro
never seen another on 4chan, why is that? is this a rare chan state?
>>52601928
It's pretty common, there's usually a couple more around
>>52601928
full of normies
>>52601928
Puerto Ricans and Retired Canadians aren't major 4chan demographics.
>>52601976
what part you live in senpai?
>inb4 miami
>>52599974
Is this going to be in sequence with the first two or will it follow the spin off?
>>52602164
Near Ocala desu. wbu?
>>52602194
nice, st. pete masterrace here
>>52602194
Fuck central Florida senpai.
>>52587358
>hit by a drunk driver
is there a reason why we can't execute and/or beat the shit out of the drunks who do this
>>52602229
Central Florida is the nicest part
>>52602229
what a rood dood, why?
MICHIGAN HERE
WHY THE FLYING FUCK HAS IT BEEN WARM ALMOST THIS ENTIRE DECEMBER?!?!
>English
>Has deixes "Here", "There"
>Has demonstratives "This", "That"
>The phrase "Where is this" uses the demonstrative which applies to quantifiable physical objects, instead other deixis "here", the obviously more logical choice
why desu senpai
>>52601800
run production at a small factory
>>52602492
El ninyo and climate change my dude
you better get used to it
>>52602590
>Where is this
as in "Where are we now?" Or what?
As oposed to... where is here?
"Where is here on the map" is perfectly common.
>>52602674
>as in "Where are we now?" Or what?
this one
>>52602721
Yeah, "Where is this" is incredibly awkward and unnatural English.
>Where am I
>Where are we
>Where is here on a map
Are far more natural.
>tfw in mom's house
>doing jack shit while wife, mum and sisters prepare dinner
>laying my ass in the comfiest couch, watching SW prequels and drinking beer
>>52602775
>tfw in mother in law's place.
>tfw cleaned apartment, prepared julbordet, and did dishes.
-_-
GIve me one of those beers pls.
>>52602765
I know they are, but it's stupid from a logical perspective
>>52602821
>[Where] am I?
>I am [here]
It makes total sense.
>>52602821
Natural languages are not formal logic. More news at 11 with our award winning anchor: Delilah Withit
>playing fo4
>rolled a huge j
>20 beers in the fridge
>its only 10:30
gonna be a good day lads
>>52602814
>Not having girls taking care of the kitchen matters
Wew
Sweden isn't allowed in these threads btw
>>52602899
you get the day off today?
what the fug
>>52602949
I am girl.
Such is life.
>>52602958
Am too.
>>52603030
get out, now
>>52603030
oh, you'll get rewarded, i'm sure :^)
>>52602958
Sweden yes
>>52602964
>working on Christmas Eve
wish you've done a little better in school, don't you?
Happy Xmas lads even if it doesn't feel like it.
>>52603030
Give me a you please
swedish land whale must go
>>52603209
okay, (You)
>>52603148
>christmass tree on the living room
>Jay Zus fugurines and all that
>lots of gifts
>sparky lights n' shit
>fucktons of food being prepared
>my family gathered around
>half drunk at mid day
I'm pretty sure it feels like christmas anon
>>52603289
oh hello what part of florida are you from
>>52603275
I prefer to think of myself as a sea-cow, actually.
>>52603209
Boof.
Going to the bar rn for some Christmas drinking
Gonna be a merry time buds
>xmas 25th
>>52603370
im the st. pete guy senpai B)
It's here lads.
I'm in Cali, so I'm bound to get shanked eventually.
>>52603610
Why you do this?
>>52603644
For western civilization of course :^)
>>52603677
But there is no Civilization in America :DDDDD
>>52603610
Are peoole being jewed into paying for that shit?
>>52603522
Sarasota here sun coast represent
Are you enjoying the 85~ weather because I'm sure not
>>52603739
>Willingly buying a t-shirt with thename of a presidential candidate on it
>"Le jewed xDDD"
>>52603804
So you actually did it
Ayyy cuck
>>52603610
Pls mcfuck yourself
>>52603932
Not the same person, faglord.
>>52603769
Nothing new. It's only ever cold in the mornings here
marina
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>>52603978
But you would buy one, so nothing changes
>>52589304
Pretty comfy over here bud.
>>52604045
forgot temps
>>52589304
pls go away global warming
California here, specifically Fremont
Christmas Eve is nice so far.
It's raining
I fucking love the rain
>tfw I just put my window unit back in and it's cool in my room again
https://youtu.be/271gbSxVrNk
RIP GOAT
>>52604022
No, I wouldn't. I have better things to spend my money on.
If someone else wants to buy suxh a shirt though, I don't have an issue with that.
>>52603610
>Unironically supporting Trump
>>52604248
Wish we had rain here, nearly a 30°C sunny """"""""""winter""""""""""" day
>>52603094
i'm a manager you cunt
shit needs to get done for year end
>>52604197
Why even live desu
Do people unironically name their kid "Dick" anymore?
Anyone elses Trump hat come in today?
>>52603094
most people with a job of relative importance have to work on christmas eve, you would know that if you weren't a pedophile NEET
>>52604670
>name their kid Dick
>>52604676
that's awesome
i wish the trump store shipped to canada
>>52603769
i want it to be cold, i love sitting on the porch in the morning
but then it gets so fucking hot
>>52604670
i let my son name his penis himself
>>52604670
The Grayson family does
>>52604670
Do people ironically do that?
Sweet baby Jesus and his 12 disciples country girls are well fed
Canadá, Estados Unidos y México
>>52603996
who is this meme girl
>>52605164
that is not a meme
that is a lady
>>52604780
Right? I know cold to us is like 50 degrees but in this hell hole it's a godsend
And then this year there's only been one legit cold day so far
Take us back to 2009, the puddles actually froze over here
The /CUM/ Christams card is ready
>>52605243
xoxo
>>52603945
>>52604363
YOU HAVE TO GO
Using my computer to keep myself warm. Max comfy.
Someone please give me a (You)
>>52605378
(You)
>>52605378
delivery
@52605378
>>>/brit/
>>52605392
>>52605415
thank u, merry christmas
>>52605449
>
merry christmas friend
>>52604290
What?
>>52604800
Probably
Merry Christmas from /luso/!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpT7HKxhTE0 [Embed]
>>52605378
Here you go leaf
>>52605243
You forgot Greenland
"Put the rope down"
>>52605378
here is your Christmas present
>>52604670
Do people unironically name their kid "Jo(h)n" or "Willie" anymore?
>>52606038
what is this
I just made lefse /cum/
it's a true minnesotan christmas
>>52606038
t-thanks
>>52605378
(You)
Merry Christmas Toronto :) I was told I sounded like I was from Toronto today.
>>52605371
Stay warm. Get some socks.
>>52606168
I know a few
Throwback music time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38xNqZvBJI
>>52606241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM
kek
I remember writing a parody song to that in junior high.
>>52606168
I know so many Jo(h)ns. But I grew up in a small town so that may be part of it.
>>52606241
https://youtu.be/PWgvGjAhvIw?t=1m6s
the goat family
bully me pls
>>52606241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNc45FTenhg
>>52606038
obrigada /luso/, feliz natal!
>>52606328
>>52606241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVy9Lgpg1m8
Ooo, I got a good one.
>>52606458
You seem like a nice person.
>>52606292
>>52606328
>>52606491
>>52606495
fucking awesome taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-r-V0uK4u0
>>52606566
word son
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIpNzHf3LDA
/cum/ confirmed patrician as fuark
/deutsch/ wishes you a merry christmas.
>>52606491
fuck that song gives me feels
>>52606566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg
More Pumpkins. I fucking loved the Pumpkins in HS, I liked them as a child but an ex boyfriend really got me back into them. I own a ton of their CD and cassette singles.
>>52606675
thanks, you too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE
Here's one I heard on the radio this morning and it made me happy.
>>52606793
So content. Here's a christmas blini 4 u
>>52606675
Merry Christmas to you too!
>>52606671
My favorite Better Than Erza song is Closer. So cozy.
>>52606566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQs2nRnZBPE&ab_channel=iscariotwalkingshade
>>52606458
Feliz navidad buen hombre
>>52606241
Wait I just remembered I've seen these guys live. They were fucking great, very fun to see. I took my teenage sister and she loved it as well.
>>52606911
thank you senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkD0uG0bflc
merry christmas lads
Boldog karácsonyt mindenkinek!
Merry christmas to everyone!
From /v4/
merry xmas
>>52607426
>>52607499
>>52607563
and a merry Christmas to you guys too
MERRY KURISMASSUUU~~!!!
>>52607426
>>52607499
>>52607563
thanks guys!
