Merry Кoт Edition
>>52611060
first for ebun
Merry Christmas Kots
>>52611060
merry chirstmas even cumlings
xth for It's getting cold, isn't it?
>>52611060
I really, really, like this image, can I have it?
>>52611143
>cumlings
I don't like that.
Sounds nasty.
Be honest in your assessment.
How would you rate this girl, 1 being ugly 10 being perfect.
Don't judge her solely on the picture, but imagine her the best that she can look (well dressed and on a good day)
>>52611174
Yes but only in spirit of the seasonal Кoт of givings. Not cuz' I like you or anything.
>>52611156
>>52611211
as intended
also are you pregnant yet
>>52610928
https://soundcloud.com/september-me-me/sxjoc5ln4k9u
>>52611104
good post
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>>52611225
5. maybe better if she did something with her hair so it isn't so straight and thin. kinda suspect this person has, or had, a penis; but that could just be 4chan paranoia.
>>52611281
It's not I like you too, b-baka.
>>52611298
That's impossible familia. Please talk to your parents about how babies are born, you're long overdue.
>>52611143
>>52611140
Is it even actually christmas anywhere in NA yet?
メリー クリスマス~
>>52611156
Not at all. It's 15 in my part of Québec.
>>52611477
No, look at a map dumbfuck.
>>52611502
Really? I'm sorry, that sucks.
Mild winter over Western Canada but aside from the coast we've got snow. Been a warm winter though. Not cold enough to skate on some ponds.
Finally saw star wars.
Kylo ren is edgy.
>>52611477
It depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is.
>We heard you like Asian girls.
>Do you have yellow fever, anon? Hehe! *giggle*
>>52611599
Don't asian girls dislike the asian fever thing
>>52611025
oh yes, of course it's the CIA booger man
there no WAY other people would take issue wit pedophilia, that's just crazy
>>52611462
Science has progressed anon and so will the world
>>52611477
I just can't spell eve
>>52611569
Someone had to be or else there would be no more villains and the series would have had a happy end.
>>52611563
I don't mind it Tbh. I went out on the boat for about half an hour today with my dad but it was awfully windy on the river so we came back in.
I hope /cum/ made the smart decision this year
>>52611611
Asian girls generally dislike whites memes aside
>>52611704
>Asian girls generally dislike whites memes aside
'no'
>>52611704
kek keep dreaming chang
>>52611675
Who the hell eats cauliflower?
>>52611648
Delete this
>>52611477
It's Christmas on the Marshall Islands which is honorary NA clay
>>52611671
Hopefully it's less windy for Christmas. Last winter it was so mild we could go kayaking on Christmas day since there was no ice to the shores.
>>52611725
>>52611764
>I believe everything I read on 4chan
>>52611811
science shall prevail
>tfw about to leave to go to grandmas house
>suddenly have to poop
nth for seeing final grades coming in and they're shit
>>52611857
you better be texting this from your phone on the shitter
>>52611857
Poop in the cranberry sauce
>>52611827
I'm speaking from experience you memer
>>52611893
can't say I know that feel
>>52611857
Worst feel.
>>52611725
>>52611725
>>52611764
Among young Torontonian, most non-whites seems to dislike whites, especially pooinloo girls for some reason. I never met an Asian girl from Canada that wasn't an sjw of some sort (unless she was Filipino or a first gen).
>>52611662
I hope he gets stronger. or someone else is the villain later. Because that lightsaber duel was bretty meh
>>52611893
did you pass at least?
>>52611901
>>52611903
I'm going to try and hold it all night like I do my pee
I legitimately can't use other peoples bathrooms I get too distracted, same with trying to eat in social situations.
I think it's because of my ADHD
>>52611934
I just hope they add imperial ace to have sick dogfights with poe
>>52611925
that's because nobody likes canadians
>>52611909
What are these experiences because I am also speaking from mine
>Texas
>>52611925
>I never met an Asian girl from Canada that wasn't an sjw of some sort
>Canada
Found your problem
>>52611955
Virtual Christmas family gatherings when
>>52611990
Every single asian girl I've been more than acquaintances with has asked me out at one point.
>>52612050
chads need to fucking leave this general
>>52612088
I'm literally almost as far from a chad as you can get. Minorities like me a lot though, I just don't have any social skills so I always turn them down
>>52612088
Right after /r9k/ and animeposters
>http://www.cp24.com/news/police-concerned-for-safety-of-missing-52-year-old-woman-1.2689373
uh oh, shitlords at it again
>>52612050
Chads fuck off
Dont you have anywhere else to be tonight?
>>52612128
>"I'm not a Chad, but I get asked out by tons of girls"
Please die
>>52611946
yeah I passed all my classes fine
One class I got a C+ but needs a B- minimum for these core classes. Issue is the professor was shit at communication and grading and half my shit never got graded, and when I sent emails or visited face to face asking for stuff to get graded, I never got them graded, and there was no follow-through by her.
So now I have to take an additional course (almost like remedial) to continue the core requirement. I looked her up on ratemyprofessor and it was a common issue, people with good GPAs got them dropped because of shit grades with her.
>>52612177
I have been asked out by a ton of girls, I literally don't even know any anymore, and I have almost no friends and never leave my house.
I'm not a chad but I have had a social life at one point in my life.
>>52612177
>>52612088
>>52612132
Fuck OFF REEEEE
>>52612177
Deal with it nerd
Israelis are better than Asians by far
>tfw no jewfu to spend christmas with
>>52612219
Fuck off
>>52612320
Maybe if you're a cuck
>>52612344
I'm not smart and cool enough to use the word cuck as an insult for everyone who I disagree with does that mean I like watching my gf get fucked by other men?
What country is the biggest shithole in /cum/? USA, Canada, or Mexico? It might be a harder question than you think
>>52612397
Canada
>>52612395
I wasn't even using it as an insult, israeli women have the stereo type of cucking men
wait are the filters gone? cuck desu senpai senpaitachi
>>52612219
You sound like the definition of Chad. Please leave
>>52612395
It means you're not a nigger
>>52612397
Mexico and USA are shitholes but Canada is the biggest country and pretty much the 51st state so...
>>52612397
Depends on what part of each country you are judging tbqh. Southern USA is trash, northern Canada is trash and northern and southern mexico is trash
>>52612397
>harder than you think
>>>>>
it's fucking Mexico, that country is literally a cesspit of shit and unskilled brown people and violence
>>52612467
The definition of a Chad is a guy who has no friends, doesn't know any girls and never leaves his house?
>>52612545
>doesn't know any girls
>gets asked out repeatedly by tons of women
Go cry on facebook or something
>>52612545
fucking normies I swear
>>52612542
t. José Pedro Rodríguez Moctezuma Huitzilopochtli de todos los Santos Apostólicos de la Cruz
>>52612621
I don't have a facebook and I knew girls before I moved across the country, now I know nobody.
Just played some more ck2 and the Christmas music is quite comfy
>tfw can't find my santa hat
>>52612705
sounds super nice
>all you Christmas cucks
worst holiday
>>52612766
>not weariung your santa hat all day errday for the last week
Shiggy diggy, senpai
>Cuck gets unfiltered
>Tbh senpai and baka don't
Why, cuck is a million times more annoying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TErySTMbFlk
>>52612795
What holiday is better than Christmas?
>>52612820
some nerds whined about it and so they changed it
Going to my grandmas to visit my family senpai, see you tomorrow.
>tfw seeing my cousins kids experience christmas like I did as a kid
feels really comfy desu
who /NORAD santa tracker on a second monitor/ here
>>52612853
I just realized what a retarded post this was
>>52612795
Nigger
>>52612705
I'm playing Cities:Skylines with christmas mods.
>>52612891
its shit
>>52612797
But that's weird senpai.
>>52612795
t. lonely beta/Oliver Cromwell/Jew
>>52612820
/pol/ whined
>>52612922
>xmas
Fucking nips. It's CHRISTmas.
>>52612941
>showing your love for santa is weird
low test beta detected
>>52612795
Just because literally no one is going to celebrate anything with you doesn't mean that it's bad
>>52612886
>delivering presents to Africa
lol
>>52612984
>Xhristos
Fuggin Greeks
>>52612996
All week is too much.
Christmas day and eve only please.
>>52612984
Xmas comes from X being the first letter in the Greek word for Christ
Note the X to the upper right of this picture
>>52612955
>>52613021
t.children
santa isnt real either btw
>>52613048
Bunch of orthodox pagan fucks I tell ya.
>>52613090
t. Ebineezer scrooge
>>52613090
Do you just hate nice things
>>52613064
THERE'S A WAR ON CHRISTMAS I TELL YA.
Don't believe these atheist lies.
Merry christmas buds. Hope you've all been good goys this year and get plenty of qt gfs for christmas
>>52613090
>santa isnt real either
For you lol
>>52613090
>santa isnt real
LIES
>>52613130
Fuckin fedoras tricked me again
>>52613155
santas will give me a qt gf in 2016
I just KNOW he will
Killing myself this new year
It's been fun
>>52613216
Why would you kill yourself if you're having fun lad.
Any of you anons rich?
What's a rich person Christmas like?
Do you rent a ski lodge in the Alps and buy new cars for each other?
>>52613216
>>52613052
*adjusts glasses*
Well actshually from a liturgical perspective there are 12 days of Christmas.
>>52613090
>guaranteed (you)s
Prove Santa isn't real. Oh wait, you can't so fuck off back to reddit you degenerate and quit spreading your Judeo-bolshevik shill lies. I know Santa is real because he lives in my heart. Checkmate, atheists.
>>52613216
But what about your resolution? You can't miss out on the gym, son.
>>52613123
it doesnt have anything to do with that.
>>52613127
what
>>52613163
>>52613171
man children
>>52613130
settle down senpai
its not good for the baby
>>52613242
>What's a rich person Christmas like?
Shit
My cousin who just graduated got $6000 for preChristmas and I only got $4250 despite being a better grandson
>>52613259
>hates christmas
>thinks santa isnt real
all the makings of ebineezer scrooge. Fuck off back to your factory, scrooge. Who makes people work on christmas eve
>>52613287
Stop
>>52613192
Stay sharp son. The Dawkins brigade is on the attack.
>>52613242
Not rich, but my parents once told me when I was a kid that they were buying a golden toilet with clear pipes (to watch the poop go away), a bidet, automatic taps in the sink, and they were going to hire a black man with warm towels to stand outside and guard the door. That's the year I learned not to trust people.
>tfw found my santa hat
Now only if it would snow, and my Christmas would be complete.
>>52613310
Nothing wrong with working christmas eve, ill be working tommorow there is nothing wrong with working on holidays.
>>52613242
I am not rich but my parents are. We never did anything spectacular, travel was pretty much it. Mostly to Europe. Nowadays we just spend it together. Speakin of which I gotta go bake cookies with my mom.
>>52613375
>oklahoma
>snow
>>52613385
>working on christmas
>nothing wrong with working on the holidays or C. eve
>>52613375
>he doesn't have snow
>>52613259
>>52613385
>>52613385
Keep telling yourself that
HOME ALONE ON CHRISTMAS? Simply epic
>>52613389
you sound upper middle class not rich
t. upper middle class
>>52613413
>>52613423
Stop bullying
>>52613385
>valets
lmao
>>52613385
http://b.zoobe.com/videos/smoCBcaxub0RBGeQNSOHdPY1snw
>>52613470
You seen this yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh7-wAy_8ss
>>52613385
>tfw a robust working class is around you
>>52613482
Yeah
Not super rich but in the top tax bracket here which is $464k or something. It's quite a bit over that. But not over $1 mil annual
>>52613558
>mfw wagecucks are around me
>>52613385
It doesn't matter if Santa is or isn't real, what matters is it's our tradition, something we have always rallied around, in good times and bad. People need something to believe in, otherwise our society will fall apart and we will lose all of our identity. It's up to us redpilled white aryan men to prevent atheist degenerates like you from spreading propaganda to our children.
>>52613561
gib monies
>>52613613
but santa IS real
>>52613617
If they won't give me any then I doubt you'll get any
I have to make my own money and be successful on my own
>>52613665
I'm not too sure personally, but I try to live as if he is, and I'll definitely make sure my children grow up believing.
Who here spending Christmas with the gf?
>watching the Norad Santa tracker
>he skips over CIA's house
>>52611060
who /lonely/here?
Spending christmas on my own with a hungryman turkey dinner
fuck this chickenshit gay earth tbhh
>>52613726
I'm a bit conflicted about that.
Because I know there's always one kid in school who ruins it for everyone by saying santa isn't real, and usually because their parents decided not to carry on the santa tradition.
And I don't want that to be my kid.
I love kot blini
>>52613757
I'm not ;_; bf is like 3000 miles away at the moment.
>>52613375
What kind of 3rd world state is Oklahoma
>>52613803
He's about to hit 3rd world spain
>>52613803
where the fug is majorca
>South LITERALLY BTFO on christmas by storms and tornadoes
Kek. What a fucking shithole the south is. Wish they'd leave already
>>52613847
WAAAH its okay bro next Christmas will be better. You'll have a gf by then
>>52613879
he's probably off with the other commies planning a raid on the south pole
>>52613487
bullying is the only way I deal with life
Getting really tired of this whole being disgustingly ugly thing
rina
>>52613613
autism
>>52613558
>>52613516
>>52613508
>>52613448
>>52613446
>>52613413
I volunteered for it. I dont paticularly like the people I would be seeing on christmas so I baled on it.
>>52613929
I haven't had a gf in 29 years of my pathetic life...what makes you think next year will be any different?
GUYS MR BERNSTEIN FROM BUZZFEED HAS DISCOVERED OUR SEKRIT COUNTER CULTURE WORLD AND HAS EXPOSED US AND OUR FAVOURITE MEMES - CHRIST CHAN, TRUMP, AND "LE AMERICAN BEAR!"
https://archive.is/Hxefc
>>52613936
No, he's in Lithuania. Then UK, then back to the US for awhile. Why would you raid the south pole?
>>52613976
But Manitoba is cool
>>52613978
It's all matter of opinion.
>>52613757
Right here family.
Almost christmas betafags! Get your nooses ready!
>>52614035
because commies hate santa
>>52614006
Nothing, youve had 29 years to get it right. This one will be no different. Your old enough to understand shit like that.
>>52614006
just be yourself man
>>52614035
It's really not in my case. Went to the dermatologist and the guy said he felt really bad for me and that it was the worst he'd seen, but that there's nothing anyone could do for me
>>52614043
I fucked your gf
>>52613976
Bullying is fun.
>>52613976
I deal with it with optimism.
>>52614035
minnesota is pretty cool too
I'm in love with this chick lads...but she doesn't know I exist ;___;
>>52614113
>>52614143
k.. keep me posted
>>52614058
He doesn't hate santa nor is he gommie
>>52614108
What's wrong with your skin?
>>52614119
Thanks friend
I hope you're having a good Christmas eve
>>52614143
Make her know you exist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSynDh_K0EE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6zypc_LhnM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn4Y3sHyfsg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itcMLwMEeMQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0wbrGlSFHY
>>52613985
literal semen demon
I just want a bf...
someone sent me a message on steam that just said see you on the other side
I don't know what this means
>>52614117
why not both?
>mfw santa is delivering presents to muslims right now
>>52614174
H-hi wisconsin friend
What part?
>>52614117
Same. Has never failed me yet.
>>52614253
I had no idea the tracker played xmas music too
so comfy
>>52614143
who here paying for sex tonight?
>>52614245
*literal cute lady who is also the love of my life
>>52614252
He's traveling to Gensokyo
>>52614219
She's in Oregon, and I'm in Toronto..pretty ulikely to make her know I exist without creeping her out
>>52614271
Still waiting for that tripcode
>>52614252
That means they committed sudoku.
Bullying takes away from others optimism. So no bully.
>>52614369
She looks like the average girl in Toronto
>>52614346
>killing yourself with a kimber
classy desu
>>52614395
what if they like it?
>>52614271
I wish people were more optimistic.
Maybe people wouldn't be as sad.
Goddammit i feel so happy right now i'm literally crying.
I'm so glad to have you guys as both my neighbors and friends.
I probably wouldn't be able ask for better neighbors and/or friends even if i wanted to.
I love you guys so much. Fuck i'm such an idiot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EETGwAYoHgU
>>52614442
That was the wrong image, though it could be applied to your situation I guess.
>>52614477
you guys are all alright
>>52614369
So you're stalking some girl on social media?
>>52614466
Then it isn't bullying.
>>52614467
Optimism is the opium of the poor and stupid.
>>52614297
It would be cozier if there was snow
>>52614501
y-you got a sister/female cousin that you can hook a brother up with?
>>52614271
manitowoc
>>52614477
Dude, are you okay? That's a bit creepy imo.
went to a mexican restaraunt last night and had tacos
>>52614547
it hailed here for a good 5 minutes then it stopped.
No snow below 2500 ft
Post some Christmas songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
>>52612705
Storm the winter shores of England
Fa la la la la la la la la
>>52614544
You're stupid.
>>52614588
Which city?
I don't think that we've even gotten hail.
>>52614534
y-yes...but I'm pretty sure she would like me if she got to know me
Do you think Obama smokes weed?
http://strawpoll.me/6357574
>>52614646
not in oregon, here in California
>>52614576
I went to your mom's house last night and had tacos.
>>52614589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8
>>52614682
I went to work and made tacos for customers
>>52614677
I know, I mean which city in California
>>52614670
Still? No.
Han solo is killed by his son kylo ren who is actually Ben solo
>>52614728
Applegate
>>52614740
kinda late bud
Got to go to Christmas eve church now
When they say to pray I'll bow my head but I'm not actually going to pray
Its badass, I know
Reminder
>>52614723
I lied. I watched Mobile Suit Gundam: The 08th MS Team all day yesterday.
>>52614589
God-tier Christmas songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1NgHonWNE0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yw_g1E8MvQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0aL9rKJPr4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jil6RZpTwak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbOaPsgVxVw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5n6X9sUznI
>>52614740
I got banned from 3 boards for saying that and once in /cum/ because it "wasn't related to international cultures" (as if anything in /cum/ is).
poor santa
I bet the atlantic ocean is cold and windy
>>52614822
man I should have done that
decided to read all day after work
>>52614807
>Christmas eve church
>not Christmas day
>not praying
>>52614807
>>52614807
>>52614822
muh aika
>>52614848
Reading is good.
What was it?
>>52614763
Looks pretty cozy
>>52614855
>Christmas eve church
>not Christmas day
I go to both. Don't you?
>>52614900
leviathan series for reverse trap fun times
>>52614908
it is, but too long in the boonies and you'll get mountain madness
>>52614823
>anglican and catholic htmns
Undeniably based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0akXeYaHAc4
>>52614811
reminder that superman was literally created by the jews
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Shuster
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Siegel
>>52614855
>>52614870
>>52614888
>worshiping a dead kike on a stick
Occult Druidism (Celtic) is the one true faith
>>52614807
You have to pray the gay away !
>>52614893
You mean Aina?
>>52614982
>the GOAT superhero was created by jews
so what?
>>52614960
I probably couldn't live in a town with less than 20k people.
How long have you lived there?
>>52614982
nice brat
>>52615046
>liking population centers
why on earth
>>52615024
So when he supports multiculturalism its part of the jewish conspiracy
>>52615046
at least a decade
>>52615020
ai*a
it's been a while since I was into gundams, forgive me if all the names have run together
>>52614988
The Druids do not forbid my homolust