Traitors edition
*drops this on the way out*
First for star wars was shit
>>52581834
Learn some respect for your superiors irreleshit
That movie just pandered to millennials who weren't old enough to see the originals in theaters.
All I need in life is several billion dollars with no spending restrictions
Did you do your random act of holiday kindness yet /cum/?
I paid for a father and son's hot chocolate & donuts who were behind me in line today.
>>52581914
>>52581970
Shh, no tears now, only Traitors.
>>52581940
you are very lewd and that is a fact
>>52581834
>>52581981
You're a true patriot bud, godbless.
What is this meme about? I won't watch the movie, spoil me.
>>52582029
http://webmshare.com/play/zYWYw
Watched Star Wars today. As someone who doesn't care about this meme, it was pretty OK.
That kiss on the forehead was fucking disgusting. I almost puked in theater.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpTeVZG0cK4
shit didnt see this one and just made another thread
suffering
>tfw this is the only dance I can do well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgze8BE5hXc
>>52581914
TFA was unironically pretty good
the only characters which were bad were Rey and Rylo Ken
my city expands
>tfw quit my job and getting into the habit of staying up until 5 am and sleeping until 1 again
JUST
>>52582052
>tries spinning
>it's a good trick
>>52582174
>>52582178
>tfw no jobs and my only two friends won't call me ever so I'm slowly getting fat by spending most of my time in bed
I want out of this ride
>>>/r9k/25194017
Fucking women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Skw_I7Avn7I
>>52581813
TRAITOR!!
I can't wait till we see the kiss/sex scene between finn and rey
>>52582349
>>52582197
Finding the screenshot was absurd.
I stopped getting the whole 'Christmas spirit tinlging' stuff I used to get when I was younger at this time of the year.
I find it fine this way. I just don't care anymore about the Holidays tbqh family.
>>52582373
also no bully
feel like I come across more Mexicans on Killing Floor than any other game
>>52582379
it's even harder to get in the spirit when it's fucking 60 degrees and rainy outside. What is this bullshit (Michigan btw)
>>52582349
>implying it won't be tender brolove between Finn and Poe
OTP t b h
>>52582413
Latinos love gore and bestiality
i get into bed and become wide awake
Carrie Fisher aged like milk. She sounded like she smokes two packs of cigarettes a day and lives with 10 cats.
>>52582373
scool dude
My first cities were shit too
>>52582418
Same. In Rhode Island and its pouring and humid as fuck.
Poetry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhYMVwn3pJw
>ywn spend your summer at a massive EDM festival in Crimea
/cum/ when was the last time you enjoyed christmas?
tbqhf
Pretty decent movie
>>52582512
About 10 years or so ago.
>>52582501
Uhh this EXACT thing happened in Sweden. Same headline and everything. Might want to check that source
I want to get my asshole rimmed
who do I look like
>>52582504
>ywn be young and attractive at a beach having fun and making love
Does life even have an up? the more i live and do the less i want to
>>52582568
>implying this isn't a common occurrence
(it's probably fake)
>>52582593
an actor
>>52582593
FUCK I can't put my finger on it but you look just like someone...
also
>posting your face on 4chan
>>52582593
Like a fuccboi t b h
>>52582593
You should get a buzz-cut mate
>>52582593
a faggot
>>52582610
Even if it is fake who cares to be desu. As long as it damages the liberal agenda I'm all for it
Good night everyone.
I love you all.
>>52582650
Slut.
>>52582650
nighter anon have a merry xmas
>>52582650
night
>>52582650
l-love you too
Oh, shit. Christmas is tomorrow
Call me T. Boone Pickens.
>>52582650
gn
>>52582626
why
Should I rewatch Naked Gun 2 (I watched it about a week ago while high so I barely remember it) or just move on to Naked Gun 3?
>>52582650
Night, anon
>>52581981
>Little kid comes in to the store I work at with a drink in his hand
>Tell his parents that there's no drinks allowed in here
>They say no problem, ask where the trash is
>I say I'll toss it away for them
>Dad rips the drink from his son's hand and passes it to me
>Kid immediately starts bawling
>Throw the drink away
Tbh making kids cry makes me feel good
>>52582707
You have the face for it
just washed my hands with vanilla hand soap ama
>>52582615
he looks like that fag from I met your mother or something
lewd posters are my favorite part of /cum/
>>52582802
ay senorita *winks in spanish*
cum lol
>>52582840
bum lol
>>52582835
im unironically wet
>tfw you're at the store and some lady asks you to get something off the top shelf
>tfw her husband was there but he was a manlet
Feels alpha desu
Also dubs
>>52581813
>not naming the .gif TR-8R
You had one fucking job, shitter.
/g/885758/fcd48af5c9/
lads I went and lost my goddamn mind
>>52582869
breed me
>>52582870
t.Alberto Barbosa
>>52582902
The meme isn't funny anymore unless you have a funny photo to go with it.
Also it's late everyone go to bed.
>>52582902
t. Liberto Barboss
>>52582919
fagboi
>>52582919
t. Alberto Barbosa
jajaja marsh
>>52582913
I don't really get what that shoe is doing there.
Though I am eating some cod-fish tomorrow for Christmas, man. It's really good.
>>52582862
I'm unironically going to suck you off
>>52582954
I know my father's making a turkey and a ham. Do they do the shitting log thing in Portugal?
>tfw you sit on the toilet too long and the shit on your ass gets crusty and you can't wipe it off
>>52582974
estoooo
I love every anon in this thread
>>52582963
a-anon
>>52582971
Not often with turkey, most of the times it's a stuffed ham into the oven.
>>52582974
fuckin ew
>>52582974
you're sitting too long on the loo m8
>>52582919
t. Albert Barbosson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnbE1IBCGQ8Some
tfw enough alcohol to lose myself and everyone else
If I stop its for my family, my mother and father, my pregnant sister, and my brother and nephew.
>>52582954
Seafood for Christmas?
I made a pecan pie.
>>52582974
take more risks with that and before your know it yOur poo is maroon and you'll only have yourself to blam
>>52583006
>>52582974
>>52582931
What the fuck are you guys doing
Get the fuck out of my thread
>>52583006
Sorry, the two ideas weren't connected. I just remembered https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ti%C3%B3_de_Nadal was a thing.
We used to only do salted/glazed hams but we did a turkey last year and now it looks like we're doing both.
>I eat meat
>>52583023
being a bit of a fuckin drama queen about it 2bh
>>52583024
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacalhau_%C3%A0_Br%C3%A1s
There's a lot of stuff you can make with cod fish.
I actually know how to make this. It's rather easy.
>>52583039
i eat your meat
>>52583024
>pecan pie
Good boy.
>>52583034
your thread?
*unsheathes katana*
Your... thread?
>>52583047
you have no idea
>>52583049
That looks fucking tasty.
making the mashed potatoes for Chrimbus dinner tomorrow. Thinking about cumming in them as a joke
>>52583061
*pushes up glasses with middle finger and reveals two hidden katanas under trenchcoat*
You don't want to go there, senpai
>>52583087
That's a pretty good joke, man. You should do it.
>>52583075
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacalhau_com_natas
More cod fish stuff you can usually make.
This is pretty popular around Christmas as well. Though a bit more difficult to make than the previous dish I posted.
>>52583087
great joke, everyone will laugh their asses off quite funny
how buff do i need to be to get a qt anon?
>>52583068
You should spike alc in your sisters future breastmilk
That would be street level banter lAd
Wtf is sheekyforums and why do they have the same memes as us?
Every time I google a dank meme they're one of the first results.
>>52583092
*does the naruto run and lunges at you*
GYAAAAAAA
>>52583115
nah I love her, I love all my family. I alone deserves what happens to me
>>52583108
until you're considered "toned"
*does sanic run and lunges at you*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>52583131
*stabs u and kills u*
I told you you'd regret it
>>52583150
and that will get me a qt anon?
>>52583108
>>52583108
swimmers body desu
>>52583134
Good man. You should always be there for your sister, dude.
I always do the same. My little sister is 16 years old and exactly half my age.
>>52583176
You're never going to get a "qt" if you keep animeposting like a fucking autist
going church on Christmas
>>52583172
regret what? By killing me you've only proved there is no God, and there is no afterlife. I have won, even in death. Well fought anon, and farewell
>>52583176
depends on what kind of qt you want, I suppose
>>52583207
They have Kpop on churches now?
>>52583228
one i can come home to and love
>>52583233
1/3 of Koreans are Christian
>>52583258
that explains a lot haha
>>52581999
FUCK I LITERALLY SHOPPED THIS EXACT IMAGE MYSELF EARLIER
>>52583273
shut up
>>52583258
I know, dude.
We have ourselves to blame for that shit though..
We basically spread Christianity throughout most of the eastern lands such as Japan and Korea.
The Portuguese Jesuit missionaries fucked up a lot of shit with this shit, man.
>order something from Jewish website for Israeli family member
>"Your order is expected to be delivered in 12-22 days"
>when you gota spend time with senpai but you want to make sad anons happy
>>52583253
well that's not very specific but I suppose you can find one if you try
>>52583318
I'll shut up when your country stops being a literal autism magnet inside and out
>when you have to greentext something but you don't really feel like greentexting
>order some greentext
>greentext yourself anyway
>>52583333
The Koreans took to it pretty easily. And it was mostly American missionaries that did it in the 80s.
>>52583373
>not having a plan to avoid spending time with your family on Christmas months in advance
>>52583399
You can't just greentext yourself, that's like sucking your own dick.
>>52583399
>>52583383
I will become attractive and successful! then i will make an anon happy and their happiness will echo into me
>>52583415
I have skipped every family meetup these past two years and my parents think i hate them so i have to go home even though i just want to lurk and cheer up anons
>>52583426
>>52583428
If I quote myself I am literally greentexting myself?
its thundering loud as fuck outside
any of you southern bros get tornado'd today
>>52583475
this morning
>>52583431
nice plan, good luck with that
>>52583513
I wish Reisen would just fucking kill Tewi already.
>>52583513
if it fails i can always take alot of anons virginity
>>52583431
You sound like a cute person. You should post your thighs.
>>52583333
>implying the spread of Christ's love throughout Asia was a bad thing
>>52583539
but most anons are boys...
>>52583533
that's mean
>>52583542
a-anon im not worthy i still need to become qt
>>52583565
>that's mean
I don't like Tewi.
>>52583571
Think of it like a before and after picture. Post one now and then another one later.
>>52583207
I hope you go every Sunday too!
>>52583565
>but most anons are boys..
should I keep them pure then? how do i make anons happy?
>>52583591
but i dont want to ruin your stash
>>52583475
>mfw Alabama
>>52583533
Word
>>52583291
Be proud, fellow /tv/ite.
It spreads.
>>52583649
/tv/ really does have the best memes
>>52583637
>should I keep them pure then? how do i make anons happy?
boys are always too lewd so that won't work!
>>52583637
you can keep them pure if its pure love anon
New star wars is a remake plus a nigger
>>52583649
TRAITOR!
>>52583637
>how do i make anons happy?
Your thighs would do.
>but i dont want to ruin your stash
Nonsense.
>>52583649
/tv/ memes a best
>>52583690
Hey, who let the Spaniard enter here?
>>52583673
>>52583688
>>52583700
/cum/ is my favorite general
>>52583725
Your thighs though
>>52583690
post caga tio
>>52583742
o-ok ill look for a camera
>>52583725
Yeah, dude. This general is actually pretty naice.
I always enjoy my time here.
>>52583725
yeah but you should post your thighs it's a lot of fun. we all did it!
>>52583836
I'm pretty sure I built a city on that map when I first started, and had major traffic problems everywhere
>>52583781
hey dude
you mentioned a femdom doujin
gimme a link
>>52583902
Wasn't that like 3 or 4 fucking days ago?
I don't even know what doujin I read anymore.
>>52583934
Dude you're missing like a couple of muscles
>>52583882
that's actually from the workshop
Baltic Port iirc
>>52583934
NICE
Thanks, anon
>>52583945
fuck
oh well
here you go anyway
http://exhentai.org/g/847580/318cdf85a9/
>>52583934
gross
What are your plans for Christmas, /cum/?
I'm going out and probably hug some qts
>>52583961
nice
BTFO
>>52583947
m-maybe ill grow them when i get stronger
>>52583972
Hang out on my dads farm
>>52583961
>chastity belt
>orgasm denial
@52583988
(you)
>>52583988
Please explain to me, it's midnight and I can't understand right now
>>52583961
This is some good shit
>>52583934
Collected. Very nice.
Thanks, anon. I didn't think you'd do it.
>>52584025
if it makes anons happy then it must be done
>getting paid $7/hr to sit here and do nothing
>people will actually complain about this
>>52583988
But Europe is handling a huge portion of immigrants. Turkey, Jordan, and Lebanon's efforts should also be lauded.
>>52584017
White people wont take in Syrian refugees
>>52584025
How many do you have now?
>>52584079
62 in the official collection.
>>52584024
She was the only character in that show worth remembering.
>>52584095
How many of those are montana's?
also you can include my pictures in your main collection if you want. Kinda pointless to hide them now
>>52583961
I really only play maps from the workshop
>http://exhentai.org/g/847580/318cdf85a9/
ooh, that's one of my top tier fetishes right there ;s
>>52583972
Family gets together for a 4-6 days and we have lots of fun.
These presents are all fake. The boxes are empty.
>>52584126
>How many of those are montana's?
5. Although I could pull in more from all the other pictures he posted.
>you can include my pictures in your main collection
Noted. I may get around to swapping things around sometime.
>>52584234
That's kind of depressing. Just there for tree aesthetics then?
>>52584234
Be grateful, you little shit.
>>52584234
still better than getting socks, amiright?
>>52584234
ill be your present
>>52584234
Serves you right.
>>52584243
Yes. There actually a secret Santa gift exchange but I declined to participate.
>>52584255
Weed socks in my face senpai.
>>52584261
Oh baby
>memerica
>>52584278
>I declined to participate
Are you a redheaded stepchild or something?
>>52584243
>5. Although I could pull in more from all the other pictures he posted.
That's cheating imo
>>52584332
It's completely fair.
>>52584304
No. I just don't give presents anymore. To anyone. I just don't care about it at all.
Last time I participated in secret Santa was in middle school and I had a really bad experience. We gave gifts over 3 days but I only have away stuffed animals that I'd won out of the claw machine over the previous year. All three gifts to the same person. They were technically new but she cried about it after the third day... I felt so bad because I actually thought I was being thoughtful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZKbQgArDWU
>>52584388
hmm well I don't make the rules I guess!
also, I've never really had that problem lol
>>52584388
Nice.
>>52584395
>No. I just don't give presents anymore. To anyone. I just don't care about it at all.
So I just masturbated really quick to the doujin on >>52583961 and it felt really nice, man.
Nothing like greasing up the goose before hitting the sack to some good fendom shit, dude.
Also, since this thread seems to be really gay for some reason, I just thought I'd share a advice.
Earlier tonight I took a long shower and shaved & trimmer all of my pubic hair. I usually do this once a month and it feels really good to have the skin all soft and smooth, man.
If you guys aren't doing this, I sincerely advise you to do it as it's extremely hygienic as well.
Plus if you're an artist like myself, you can also work up some nice designs by trimming and styling the hairs.
>>52584451
https://soundcloud.com/benson-li-7/perfect-insider
>>52584500
gud advice
>>52584500
l-lewd
How the fuck is this film getting so much critical praise?
Solid 6 dude, that film was super fucking cliched
>>52584500
Thanks for the advice, anon.
And I can assure you, we're all 100% straight.
>>52584298
Lol
>>52584513
I'm not even halfway through that show yet but the OP and ED songs are great
>>52584500
you should shave your thighs as well, it feels really good!
>>52584539
Visual spectacles and memes get you real far
>>52584455
I noticed it seemed to be quite a snug fit. Still seems like it would be uncomfortable though desu.
>>52584465
You'll have to thank >>52584519 for that one.
>>52584540
What was the source on that image?
>>52584540
That's assuring to know, dudebro.
I'm also 100% straight. No gay bullshit, man.
>>52584559
That would be bothersome, man.
I'm content with just shaving all the pubic hair really. Anything else is pointless.
>>52584567
http://exhentai.org/g/695940/0d4439af20/
Can't find it on nhentai
>>52584539
It's a bubble-gum movie for a bubble-gum generation, dude.
You've got to understand the purpose of the movie.
Disney made a really good movie for it's purpose. That's all there is too it really.
>>52584611
>>52584638
That was fucking weird
>>52584640
Totally, but there are critics giving it a solid 10/10 or even a 9/10. Seriously now?
>>52584567
>I noticed it seemed to be quite a snug fit. Still seems like it would be uncomfortable though desu.
I only wear snug things, I hate it when everything's bouncing around down there desu.
I don't think most panties are uncomfortable at all personally, but I suppose that could just be personal preference idk. Some cuts aren't that comfy though, cause they're too tight up front.
>>52584610
Just wait till you slide onto silk sheets after shaving, ooo it's amazing imo
>>52584665
In our society that's literally all you need for a 10
Purpose>Quality
>>52584665
>critics
The word you're looking for here is "sheep", dudebro.
>>52584513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGxFKjplJWY
>>52584638
Thanks.
>>52584684
I just thought they might be a bit too tight. But, I don't really wear panties, so I wouldn't have much experience on the topic.
>>52584539
its just le starwars experience
Star Wars TFA is a solid 8/10. Only thing that bugs me about it is how it's almost identical to ANH. I guess that was probably intentional to introduce us to the new trilogy and reintroduce us to proper Star Wars films. I hope VIII AND IX have original plots, and for the love of god no more death stars.
>>52584555
They really are great desu
>>52584739
https://soundcloud.com/lamp-japan/25a
>>52584751
>I don't really wear panties
>don't really
mmhm oh ok :p
I prefer tight clothes really, so maybe I'm weird. I wish I could wear tighter clothes irl, but eh can't really do it.
the most comfy pair of undies I have are actually panties
>>52584786
looking forward to Rogue One, want a star wars movie set in the universe without jedis being the main focal point
just got past sadpanda for the first time
>>52584820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVFfr3UTS8E
>>52584869
>mmhm oh ok :p
Anon pls. I meant that I don't wear them at all.
Anything too tight around my dick region just feels uncomfy to me.
