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north america-edition
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Why is texas making us bully there?
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>>52574925

texas "hates" mexicans
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maybe
just maybe you people shouldn't use threads made by that retard?
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>>52574962
texans(whiteys) love mexican drugs
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>>52574987
Who you talkin about?
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>>52575206
Some nerd violated the global rule against frogposting
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Where is Ethan Couch?
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Something something I love comrade Stalin something something fuck my ass tovarich

give me (You)s now
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>>52575360

fug off, goddamn pinko

shoulda all been vaporized in cheronobyl
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>>52575293
Good riddance.
Frogposters are the worst.
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>>52575293
Stop the presses...
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>>52575404
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>>52575451

fortunately crimea is a safe distance from Cheronobyl
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>>52575431
>Frogposters are the worst
Avatarfagging is right next to frogposters, they are equally insulting
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>frog posting is forbiden here, but pedophiles weebs are allowed to post their shit here
/cum/ is truly decaying
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>>52575506
It depends what type of avatar fag he is.
What do you consider avatarfagging?
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>>52575509
It died months ago when the weebs chimped out

Now they can all ERP as little anime girls
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what do you think of this, Senpai

https://leebannonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/pattern-of-excel
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>>52575506
you don't even know what that word means lmao
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>>52575585
damn i really want to leave /cum/, but it is like cocaine
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>>52575605
Bad. Just like your tastes.
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>>52575768

rude
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I don't get off until 10:30 tonight and I work at 8 tomorrow morning.

I just want to be comfy
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I'm a little anime girl guys hehe

Lets be LEWD teehee <3
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>>52575923

https://youtu.be/0jpGOb-gB-o
http://www.rainymood.com/
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ghosts vomit over me
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>>52576106
That's ectoplasm m8
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>Canada: Slap a Union Jack on it
>USA: Muh blue flags and seals
>Mexico: Muh white flags and seals
Step it up lads
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Any o' you mexicans have pics of cutey mexican boys?
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>>52576160
>forgetting Greenland
Come correct, lad
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>>52576197
selfies ;3
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florida is where dreams and old people go to die edition
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>>52575605
I'm about halfway through

Its alright but nothing special so far
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>>52576238
literally 80 degrees in late december fuck florida
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>>52576273
Sounds like heaven desu senpai
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>>52576295
You would think that but you've never been in 90 (or even 80) degrees with 100% humidity

I know northerners bitch about being cooped up for winter but you literally can't go out for most of the year down here without feeling like you're going to die
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>>52576295
Cozy winters are the best winters, it's essentially summer right now and Christmas is 2 days away.
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>>52576217
They're too busy killing themselves
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>>52576160

limeys >>>/out/
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>>52574888
>Greenland
>Iceland
When will burgerclaps give up this meme?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEVV3BFngDs
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>>52576449
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>>52576546
>source: world organization for continent designation
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>>52574888
Why doesn't Maryland have the right flag?
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>>52576596
What are you talking about? Maryland does have the correct flag.
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>>52576596

its geographical location

would you say the falklands are european?
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>>52576693

god dammit, meant for >>52576594
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>day 62 of no fap
my dick hurts
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I'm lmaoing at political correctness
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>>52576683
No it doesn't, look at it ffs
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>>52576803
I'm offended that you said that family.
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>>52576594
The WOCD is a prestigious organization
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>>52576693
>being near a continent makes you from that continent
Only chinks saying australia is asian would be as bad
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>>52576822
Do you know where Maryland is? It's slightly altered but it's essentially the same.
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>>52576845
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>>52576899

its fucking thousands of miles from even the western edge of Ireland

how could you call that european?
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>>52576906
salu2 muchacho
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>>52574888
why is michigan square
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does will smith smoke weed?
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>>52576905
You are so got damn retarded that i feel bad for you, because you probably aren't even aware of it.

Look up info on how the think with logic, actual ancient Greek>>52576906
logic. Your life will improve drastically. I mean it.
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>>52576954
chicano
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>>52577010
Tell da truth!
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>>52576954
Besos y abrazos
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"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""jalisco"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>52577028
I did not mean to include >>52576906

Fuck this phone
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>>52577028
m8 see a doctor or something
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marina
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>>52577010
His son does
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>>52575404
>>52575360
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>>52577066
>see a (You)
>it says that my life will improve drastically
>get excited and sort of happy
>sorry I misquoted you
Okay ;_;
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>>52576944
It's danish, it's an island and it's just as far away from populated canada as it is from iceland
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>>52577107
dat nigga is high on meth 24/7
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>>52577134

Im not saying its not danish

its GEOGRAPHICALLY in North America
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>>52577134
>It's danish
It's in need of liberation is what it is
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>>52577134
Are you saying that the far eastern part of Russia is part of Europe?
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>>52577177
I Hope You Have Proof To Back Up That Outlandish Claim
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>>52577112
Your life will still improve drastically, don't worry :3
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>>52577107
>most trees are blue
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>>52577193
But it isn't

>>52577224
Read the "It's danish" part and the "It's an island" one
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(You)
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>>52577487
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>>52575509
They'll all kill themselves eventually then we'll have control
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>>52577447

how is it not in N America

Where do you think North America is
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>>52575293
Theres a global rule against frogposting?
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>>52577810
>how is it not in N America
By being near it and not in it

>Where do you think North America is
You know the americas, the lands found after 1492, the ones greenland has nothing to do with?
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>>52577902
Yea ever since that mud shot up that school in Oregon
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>>52577932
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland#Geography_and_climate
Greenland is the world's largest non-continental island and the third largest country in North America.
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>>52578087
You really do have a short attention span
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>>52578159
>Greenland is the world's largest non-continental island and the third largest country in North America.
>Greenland is the world's largest non-continental island and the third largest country in North America.
>Greenland is the world's largest non-continental island and the third largest country in North America.
>Greenland is the world's largest non-continental island and the third largest country in North America.
last (You), please exit the thread and your life
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>>52575509
I would honestly rather have weeb posting than /lat/ memes

latin americans just refuse to be funny
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mar
ina
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>>52578210
So we can just write that the USA are european and cite it in a wikipedia page and it becomes true?
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>>52578312
You're a fantastic poster
Please stay
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Professional golfers are the sexist pro athletes
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>>52578439
>Professional swimmers*
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>mexico
>first world
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>The outdoor rink in my town still doesn't have ice yet


WHAT THE FUCK
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>>52578517
literally nobody thinks this
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>>52578547
El Niño
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>>52578470
this desu
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so is age of mythology worth it? i played it back in the day but dunno whether it'd be worth it to repurchase it
what about south park or the walking dead
or that empire at war game and republic commandos
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>>52578568
>El Niño
Explain this meme
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>>52578470
""""""""""no"""""""""

Golfers have better muscle definition and they wear those shirts with the very light fabric

Swimmers to basically naked and their muscle to fat ratio makes them look bad
Unlike golfers who have the perfect balance
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>>52578568
It's cold as shit here now though, and there is a ton of snow.


Town is just lazy af
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>>52578597
swimmer bodies are easily the best senpai what are you talking about
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>>52578592
Weather phenomenons. I'm not a meteorologist though, I'm just going with what I'm told.

>>52578613
Send a complaint desu
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>>52578568
I WANT THE RAIN TO GO AWAY
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>>52578597
Golfers are also like 50 years old
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>>52578637

I dont
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What's /cum/s night looking like?

I'm snuggled on the couch, eating popcorn, drinking peace tea, and watching adventure time

MAXIMUM COMFORT
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>>52578668
Pretty damn comf
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>>52578597
>and their muscle to fat ratio makes them look bad

Anon pls
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>>52578668
This tBh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRYC4HvMfUE
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>>52578668

playing FF7 while I wait for talos principle to install
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>>52578668
Gonna wrap some gifts, might watch something in a bit or maybe continue my Civ V game.
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>>52578668
I'm on my bed semi naked, with liquor and watching [spoiler]Katanagatari[/spoiler]
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>>52578728
Fucking nerd get out of my thread
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I really hate csgo and I hate myself for playing it
please end it
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>>52578633
Golfers are the best
Their entire aesthetic is superior

>>52578659
not on the pga
There are lots of great looking young golfers on tour

>>52578696
The ratio is a golfer is enough that they are clearly muscular but they don't look like they were just released from Auschwitz
And it only looks better in those thin shirts
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Gf wants to dump me lads. Guess Ill get drunk and watch Die Hard tonight if she doesn't want to come over later.
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>>52578752
For a moment I thought I was on /a/ or /m/.
Fucking embarassing holy shit.
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>>52578768
Git gud
>>52578788
Golfers aren't athletic
Case closed
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>>52578708
Kek
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>>52578591
what about undertale and elite dangerous
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>>52578816

t. moron
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>>52578799
WHAT THE FUCK WHY?
SENPAI!
I've been living vicariously through you. I was hoping you two would go all the way
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>52578800
It's alright, we're all anime posters here
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>>52578840
t. Delusional from dehydration
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>>52578668
Laid back in my recliner with a glass of juicy juice with and a blanket. I've got Home Alone on the tv but ended up putting my headphones on anyway.

Yes, yes I did say juicy juice. And yes, it IS still delicious.
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>>52578728
>that filter
Decent
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>>52578768
uninstall until you have 4 other people that want to play with you

its not worth playing alone anon, nobody ever wants to have fun and only shift the blame
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Me on the second to right
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>>52578799
O dam, sorry to hear that man.
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>>52578882

it literally rained yesterday

try not being oblivious for once
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>>52578752
i'm ordering that along with pic related
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>>52578887
>Not drinking orange juice all day every day
>>52578880
Thanks man.
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>>52578914
t. buttmad memer
>>52578904
Pretty fun playing alone. It's the most human interaction I get
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>>52578799
Is she Taiwanese?

>>52578800
It's OK m8

>>52578905
I thought me and Yooper were the only skaters in /cum/
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>>52578941
I had some OJ with my coffee this morning, but my roommate bought it with pulp and I hate pulp.
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>drunk, taking a piss in the bathroom
>see this

What's happening?
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>>52578948
you can still get some good moments but i mostly just ran into people that hardly communicated, rarely took responsibility and took the game too seriously
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>>52578939
>The True believer
Is it worth to buy it?
>>52578970
I like it with pulp, I think it gives it a stronger flavour.
Also I tend to avoid coffee so I drink much more OJ in the morning.
>>52578988
Frogposting became viral obviously.
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>>52578988
I am become death, destroyer of kemes
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>>52578848
Thank you lad :)
Its kind of flattering. And to the other and to the other anon, she is Taiwanese. I'm sort of coming to the conclusion that I'm just not good for women.
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>>52579011
ehh
I think it's the bit where it feels like you're drinking chunks of orange that turns me off to it. I once got milk with my breakfast at Hardees as a kid and didn't notice it was curdled until I took a couple gulps, been picky about textures ever since.
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>>52578988
bit slow?
its been months like this
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>>52579078
I had the same thing happen to me with hardees milk as a kid

It was disgusting, there was some blood in the milk too
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>>52579049
What went wrong
I thought it was going wello
>>52578998
>took the game too seriously
This is the best fucking part senpai
I try to win, but if I die I can actually laugh it off which puts me in the minority of people who play the game. It's so funny seeing just how buttmad people get over a game and I tease them for it
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>>52579049
>I'm just not good for women.
How many women have you been with? How old are you?

Maybe you just need to sift through the shit to find the diamond
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>>52578904
I would but I need something new to play
I can't stand tf2 anymore
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im gonna ride in the pussy like a stroller
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>>52579129
>blood
The fuck? Would have been hell to pay at the counter

How does that even happen?
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>>52579011
>Is it worth to buy it?
Haven't read it, but it seems rather interesting. It was written by a longshoreman who educated himself at a library.
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https://youtu.be/JCRjQOPiV9U
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>>52579078
That sucks man.
Well orange juice is the best juice so it's fine.

Did you guys got something for christmas already?

I got a Batman pen drive and a box of beers from a female friend.
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>>52579154
I don't know but we had already gone home by the time I opened it

Never drank milk from a fast food place again
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I would pay $200 to smell her hair tbqh
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>>52578905
Me on the left
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>>52579202
Not him

I got a Barnes and Noble gift card
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>>52579237

thats a waste of $200, m8
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>>52579250
lol no
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>>52579202
Got my iphone 6 early because my 4s was pretty busted up and borderline unusable. That was my gift from my dad this year, he paid the $200ish for it after upgrade and corporate account discounts (I work part time at the family business to make money for my classes so I'm on the company phone plan)

>>52579211
I don't blame you man, that's disgusting.
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>>52579237
>tfw she'll never get BLACKED
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>>52578941
second cutest dream desu
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>live in quite neighborhood
>neighbor has a bunch of kids over, playing in the yard the whole day
>don't mind, they're kids
>now its night and they've gone home
>they're blasting music and fucking screaming nonstop for the past couple hour
>they're only kids so its not real music but XXX DUBSTEP XMAS CAROL XXX music
its only the 23rd
whyyyyy
i can't take anymore
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>>52579144
whenever i dont know what to play i just skim through the top ~50 games on twitch and pick something that looks interesting
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>>52579325
You could ask the parents to tell the kids to turn it down, no?
If not just blast some patrician music at them in retaliation.
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>>52579325

feels good to live in a cul-de sac full of old people
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>>52574888
cum lol
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>>52579299
Not bad.
I need a new phone, my cellphone is 3 years old.
>>52579246
It's a type of library right?
>>52579320
Clione best dream.
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>Anon, time for family pictures. Try to smile this time!
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>>52579325
Call the cops
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>>52579383
I don't know how to count the catgirls desu
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>>52579325
BROWN REAGGAETON SHITHOLE
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>>52579382

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just post. Oh, and we all know the way you post. The "epic" Australian, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click submit that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a North American general on /int/. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL CUM!." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...
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>>52579382
Are you fuckin for real right now
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>>52579400
I'm not sure, I think there are 3 now, and the catboy is number 1.

Shit is confusing.
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Nth for I'd fuck Bella Thorn despite her having an androgynous monster face.
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Just saw the new star wars

pic related was me. Is it weird to go to the cinema by yourself?
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bit drunk lads
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>>52579507
There were some redditors dropping puns in the theatre I was out. You could have chopped it up with them
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>>52579490

her chin could double as a can opener
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>>52579507
I'm gonna say no, but I wouldn't do it because I have low self-esteem.
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>>52579507
>Wanting to seat near someone instead of having a row to put your stuff and relax while watching the film.

I watched star wars with some friends at the cinema, but I prefer going alone and get some space to myself, so I can relax while watching the film.
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>>52579490
>>52579532
both true
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>>52579531
Not as bad as teenagers in the theater dropping /tv/ and /pol/ memes throughout the movie.
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>>52579514
what ya drinkin buddy?
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>>52579141
24, 2nd girlfriend
I just am tired of girls I guess...we're still together for now though.
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>>52579601
Mikes hard lad
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>>52579585
What city is this is so I can never go there
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>>52579633
San Jose
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>>52579568
Going alone feels weird desu
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>>52579626
Pour one in a glass with some gin or something
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>>52579621
What went wrong famlam?
Why do you think she wants to break up
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>>52579568
I start feeling uncomfortable about myself and start over-analyzing, even with the help of drugs. I know majority of people there don't care but it still freaks me out.
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>>52579626
>not Smirnoff Ice
Pleb
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>>52579626
I like the black cherry ones, but even then I don't drink Mike's that much.

>>52579580
>>52579532
See, her body is stupid hot but she looks a bit like Jenner 2bh
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>>52579707
I'm a girl though and I wish I had something like that, maybe I can convince this beta orbiter to buy me some alcohol. Thanks for the idea.
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>>52579734
Damn nigga juss wash the movie
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>>52579621
Please cut off your balls and stop trying to get into relationships.
You'd be doing the entire world a favor.
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call yo friends
let's get drunk
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>>52579802
What friends?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m62RTsTVPLg
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>>52579447
Cats better get more screentime. And the Emo Duo vs Captain Edgelord is already starting to drag.
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>>52579782
>I'm a girl though

w-will you be my friend?
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>>52579822
https://youtu.be/gcejLp72iCE
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>>52579802

but then I'd have to drive all the way across town to pick his ass up
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post "fire" that "bangs" in the "whip"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnZ8h3MRuYg
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>>52578668

I'm here drinking a vanilla milkshake planning for a small (probably 2, most likely 1 day-) trip to sightsee El Paso before my vacations end. Also drawing stupid shit on the computer.
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>>52579854
>>52579822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct3WNYDXflc
it's a song
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>>52579857
https://youtu.be/VTCkmvSwIjw
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>>52579782
ay lil mama lemme holla atchu
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>band I used to be in is releasing their first mixtape
>it's shit
>i was the only decent part of the whole project, but they thought they could do it better without me
ahahahahaha
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>>52579930
>being in a band
>any year
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>>52579930

>band
>mixtape
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I'm a menace
A dentist
An oral hygienist
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Chrome wheels and them rally stripes
Third party conversations through them satellites
Lil nigga got a appetite
We do em and we pray they momma have a candlelight
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>>52579972
>>52579968
good posts
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Gointg to enjoy spending christmas alone this year virgins?
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i'm sexy
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>>52580041
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>>52580045
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>>52580041
Attempting to hook it up with an ex from highschool while we're both in town

Seems to be going well, we've done this a couple times before so hopefully she knows whats up. If I can get her to come out with me I should be in there like swimwear.
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>>52580094
My nigga, that's a no-no (Straight up!)
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>>52574888
>The United States of Mexico
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>>52580094
And if you cant you'll spend it in your room jerking off, crying, or contemplating suicide. Paaaaathetic.
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>>52580125
She just want the coco (Cocaina!)
I just want dinero
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>>52580125
I'm just tryna smash mang, chill

>>52580136
hush
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hello American I have a question to you
how do American children memorize the names of American states? they are gonna be on the test of world history in my high school.
the ones I recognize now are Texas, California, Hawaii and Alaska.
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>tfw out of weed
>tfw can't ask brother to buy off him in the next two days because family will be around

feels inconvenient man

why cant they just legalize it and make life easier for everybody
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>>52580216
>not knowing Virginia
DUDE
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>>52580216
Word association methods.
This is a song that they sing in classrooms across America.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHSoBw1qlh8
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I think this might just be the cutest picture to ever exist tbqh
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>>52580216
In kindergarten we sung a song of all the stats in alphabetical order every day.

It was something like this

https://youtu.be/HNWg5AZJgWc
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>>52580223
i bought an eighth yesterday to tide me over till christmas is over

its all gone now
i need a break
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>>52580275
"No"
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>>52580216
I had to sing this every day in 1st grade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhDrGnjacvA
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>>52580216
we look at a map until we memorize
then we take the test
then we forget
also this is an 18+ website you fuck
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>>52580292
>i bought an eighth yesterday to tide me over till christmas is over
>its all gone now

what

I bought an eighth like a month and a half ago and just ran out yesterday.
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>>52580292
You smoked an eighth by yourself in one day?
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Not chopping my balls off I like jerking off way too much.
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>>52580303
"you're wrong you mong"
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>>52580041
yes thank you
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>>52580283
>>52580310
thank you I will try
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>>52580318
That's some part time ish
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>>52580327
What happened with your gf?
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>>52580223
>tfw have return date at court to wrap up this probation bullshit I've been on since july in january
>might get tested there, yesterday was the last day I could smoke for a month
I'll stop caring in a week tbqh
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>>52580318
>>52580321
i went into town and had to buy it from a negro since my white guy wasnt around for the holidays, it weighed to 3.3 but it was some mids so it didnt really get me anywhere
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>>52580348
smoked every single day family, I just have a low tolerance for weed (and an insanely high tolerance for alcohol hence why I choose to smoke).

I take 1-2 hits 2-3 times a day and it lasted me that long.
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>>52580374
>3.3
>Mids
I hope you paid no more than $20 for that shwag
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>>52580354
I'm insensitive I guess.
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>>52580360
>only a month

you better be drinking a lot of water and exercising for the next month just to be sure senpai or you could get the shaft
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>degenerate stoners
>in MY /CUM/
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>>52580393
yea i only spent 20
i want my guy to get back in town hes got some of that cheese what gorilla glues your nuts to the floor
>>
I'm the alpha male of /cum/
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>>52580374
how did you find some random black guy to buy weed off of?
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>>52580412
I do that anyway
Never failed a test more than a month after I stop smoking, I've done this a bunch of times for work
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>>52580434
Just go to the greyhound station. They're usually on haunt around there
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>>52580434
>yo u know where I can find some tree right quick?
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>>52580434
You ask random people and meet in areas with no witness
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>>52580461
I actually just realized that anything you say isn't going to apply to me because my state is 97% white.
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>>52580434
i know his brother from work and that he sells
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>>52580397
Try to make it work please
Make up
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>>52580482
Pffff. You outta luck honkey
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>>52580486
We're meeting at 6pm local time so ill let you know how it goes.
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>havent fapped in over a day
>already feel so lewd that I think it's acceptable to be attracted to traps

I just want it to stop senpai, how do I make it so I'm literally never horny without actually removing my balls?
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If I beta orbit this qt girl in my class, would she see me as a potential love interest after awhile?
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>>52580625
no
find a common interest
ask her if she wants to do something sometime
like smoke weed or get coffee
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I hope all of you have a Merry Christmas

even if things are not going well for you right now im sure it will get better
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>>52580649
Drugs are for losers. I might see if she wants to go to this hip coffee shop with me and watch me play vidya after.
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>>52580624
You rack disciprine
Disciprine come from within
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>>52580571
Good luck lad
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>>52580673
dont just talk about doing it

go do it
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What's the most irrelevant mainland US state?
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>>52580625
If you get enough beta orbiters around the same central mass you can get easy pickings from the Kepler belt objects that start appearing
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Just got windows 10
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>ms paint will never let me edit a gif
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>>52580726
>1600x900
Grats on masterracing tho
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>>52580624
I wasn't able to fap for like a week when we were moving
I had a fun time when I got around to it
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>>52580730
>m-maybe I can edit your gift tonight, anon
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>tfw mutual romantic feelings w qt3.14π
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>>52580718
canada
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>>52580673
All kinds of girls here wear the marijuana leaf on their clothes. Not that they know what it means. Socks are a common item sporting the leaf. I know socks don't have any THC but smelling dem feet could still get me high af.
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>>52580775
There used to be a guy at my probation drug testing center that would always show up with weed socks

Not the brightest guy around but he was aight
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I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
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>>52580758
>a week
I've never managed to go more than a week without masturbating
What did you do?
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ck2 is fun
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>>52580896
/cum/ CK2 when
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>>52580842
I was too busy during the day moving stuff and too tired at night to bother
then we got to the new house and I still wasn't able to for a few days because my big ass window had no blinds or curtains and my computer was directly in front of it
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>redditball
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being ironic is starting to bleed over into my everyday behavior in an unhealthy way
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>>52581166
I don't know whats memes and whats real anymore
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>>52581166
Better iron that out
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>>52580624
Depo Provera or Androcur
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>>52581166
I don't think irony translates well in real life. You probably just come off as a sarcastic douche.
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>>52580775
>smelling dem feet could still get me high af

ok Tarantino

>>52580814
I had a roommate who drank six bottles of Robitussin because he was on probation and couldn't get high.
>>
Recommend me albums to download with my freeleech tokens
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>>52581504
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>>52580910
probably never because rigging up multiplayer on paradox games require immense luck and black magic
i could try setting something up if you fags want
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>>52581504
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>>52580699
>another alabama
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>>52581526
>>52581596
Thanks senpaitachi
>>52581639
Good
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>American "athletes"
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>>52580842
unsurprising desu
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>>52581258
lol
That sounds healthy. I may or may not have lifted a few bottles of Robitussin from Walmart as a teen and chugged them on the way to the car for shits and giggles. Really not worth the trouble.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnGbkRByEkw
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>>52581592
this sounds interesting but I pause too much to join in
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>>52581764
It can be ok if you get stuff that doesn't have Acetaminophen in it so your liver doesn't turn into a rock. Or if you get the pills that don't have Acetaminophen, and those won't make you nauseous either.
The high school days mang
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>>52581698
And you must be a saint.
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>>52581793
Yea gotta check the ingredients for sure

Just didn't really enjoy it much, was always kind of an itchy strung out feeling experience for me.
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Chad is pounding a lot of pussy this holiday season. What's your excuse virgin?
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>>52581795
I don't think it's that he's a saint, you're just super lewd.
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>>52581779
I was formerly a musician and still have econometrics fresh in my mind so this is uniquely frustrating.

>>52581795
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>>52581813
New thread.
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>>52581856
am not
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>>52581872
explain
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>>52581941
Stochastic means random. Despite that I can't help but try and get a grip on the beat, rhythm and chords.

>>52581940
dude
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>>52581940
You may be, anon.

Even I made it well passed a week once.
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>>52581991
>Even I made it well passed a week once.
this desu
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>>52581982
interesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spPfBx33Qgw
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>>52581991
I don't believe you, anon. That's simply impossible.
also
/g/151850/
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>>52582041
>That's simply impossible.
Nope, you just have to try.

Also, I feel cliffhangered. But, it's pretty recent so maybe we will see a continuation.
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>>52582041
>To Be Continued
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>>52581991
>>52582163
i dont believe it

its too long
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>>52582198
it's about willpower
and knowing what awaits at the end is worth it
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>>52582163
>Nope, you just have to try.
I don't really try at all.
BUT >>52582198
Agrees with me.
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>>52582224
even when asked going more than a few days is too much
>>
Sometimes I just don't masturbate for over a week for no reason

I just lose interest I guess
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>>52582271
take lecithin and don't fap over a week.
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>>52582198
>>52582232
I made it somewhere between 1-2 months before I couldn't control myself. It's certainly possible, anons.

>>52582224
It's a pretty great session when you hold off for awhile.
>>
come to think of it I haven't since Friday or Saturday
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>>52582328
I think the difficulty plateaus after 3-4 days
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>>52582319
>drugs
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>>52582332
You should fix that asap.
>>52582328
Maybe.
But it feels good so eh.
>>
>>52582408
>drugs
>lecithin
it's a natural fatty substance, square
shit's in egg yolks, soy beans, fucking everything
in large amounts it does some stuff
>>
>>52582409
maybe but I don't feel like finding a doujin right now
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>>52582404
It does. Unless you look at lewd things which ruins your chances.

>>52582408
It's more of a supplement.

>>52582409
It does. Now I just try to avoid doing it for consecutive days for several days otherwise it won't feel as good. The 1-2 month thing was an experiment anyway,

>>52582469
Are you the Virginian who only likes gay doujins?
>>
>>52582527
I think he's expanded into gay non-doujins
>>
>>52582527
I have a strong preference for yaoi, yes
>>
>>52582551
I don't masturbate to those, they're just comfy reads
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>>52582527
Fine, I'll try.

1 week, no more.
I'm pretty sure this counts as bullying.
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>>52582623
I didn't say you should do it, anon. In fact, I found it mostly pointless in my experiment.

But, if you do decide to go through with it. I might have to post this image every day for a week.
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>>52582757
Well, good luck, anon. This could mean no lewd chink books for awhile either.
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>>52582807
You're right, it's pointless.
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guys im drunk again,why =?
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>>52582882
because you live in quebec
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>>52582826
All it took was mentioning the lewd asian comics. That was quick.
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>>52582909
/g/885758/fcd48af5c9/
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>>52582890
Are we that depressed?..fuck, cheers anyway,chile.
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>>52582909
Stop the bullying.
You said it yourself. It's pointless.
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>>52582456
>>52582527
sounds scary

>>52582757
ignore him, hes going to bully and pester you either way!

if he doesnt stop bullying then your best option is to bully back
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>>52582927
Every now and then I come across a few lines that make me think about what exactly I'm reading. It's an interesting read though.

>>52582958
I guess I did. I have no plans to go that long again anyway. Could have been a fun week though.

>>52583044
I'm no bully. I'm a very nice person, anon.
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>>52583106
/g/884215/767b4046f9/
I don't actually remember what you're into, just posting on the fly. Pic unrelated.
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>>52583044
It's not scary, it feels good.
I have a cropped page for that line somewhere but I couldn't find it.
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>>52583123
Predominantly futa and yuri desu.
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>>52583250
>Predominantly futa and yuri desu.
I can work with good taste.
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>>52583250
/g/7511/
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>>52583300
Approved.
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