Fairytale of New York edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8
first for /balt/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vVxK92vJvA
Choon
janny might get a bit peeved
>I post on /brit/
2bh
>>52560910
>Choon
fuck off yank
New gimmick lads. EVERYONE changes their name to kentqt and puts on a secure tripcode.
Just put:
"kentqt##[randomwords]" into the name field.
Kar
objectively the best christmas song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQhuoY5h2kE
>inb4 16 year olds say the Pogues is the best because it says a naughty word
>>52560875
What the fuck would you base your worldview on other than what you've seen in the world?
me on the left
what's father christmas bringing you this year lads?
>>52560873
good post
>>52560963
ahh... very impressive
>being southern
fucking love this meme lads, who would actually CHOOSE to live in the Islamic republic of london?
>>52560993
would shag both
making dessert for christmas x
>>52561002
Some cute panties! Haha wink ;)
choon la'
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
>>52561028
gonna try and locate that top and buy it haha
not going to lie lads, i really hate it when new threads are posted before page 7
it's chaotic and subverts my expectations and makes me uncomfortable
>>52561052
Janny?
>>52561046
do you want my spunk in your arse that badly?
jesus christ your desperation turns me on
>>52561004
me in the back
>>52560920
that's where my second point comes in.
you can get nice shoes without spending fucking half a grand
guarantee you a guy won't be able to tell the difference between £500 shoes or £80 shoes if you dont tell him
>>52561052
Yeah it's a pain making a post and missing out on (You)s from thirsty betas who are desperate for any scraps I throw them.
>>52561025
Southerners
>>52561078
I don't know you
>>52561038
fuck the 14th second of this video for briefly making me think there was something wrong with my headphones
i just bought these things
>>52561025
>all of south = london
>poortherner education
Southern England that isn't London is the best part of the UK. You're not pakis like Londoners but you're not poor and butthurt like Northerners either.
>>52561100
Your second point is weak I'm afraid. Stop replying to me you pathetic little worm.
>>52561121
you will soon enough sonny
>Working class paki families in my city own 2-3 houses
Literally how the fuck do they do it?
Mum, grand dad and his wife discussing how my uncle might be gay wahey
>>52561151
Liverpool.
>>52561100
clearly we don't move in the same social circles. i have friends who can tell a louboutin from a disgusting high street brand.
>>52561088
t. Alfonso Balbino
this bird with black eyes in K-On is a right spacker lads
>>52561105
are you the lesbian bird? if not then i don't wanna hear it you histrionic cow
>clearly we don't move in the same social circles. i have friends who can tell a louboutin from a disgusting high street brand.
>>52561159
uncle is code word for you la
>>52561194
kek nice one
just spent £2,800 on a new bike lads
I really like the character Jun Suzuki, is anyone else a fan?
>be me
>talking to girl mate
>she's talking about what obvious hints she likes to give when she's interested in a lad
>ask her "like what?"
>"like this" and she puts her hand down my trousers and pinches my dick and twists it
what does this mean?
>>52561184
so i was right in the first place then
billionaire with upper class billionaire social circles
>>52561329
she wants to shag you for a good 2 hours
Are there literally girls posting or are guys talking about women's heels?
>>52561329
That she needs to give you a bit of a kick start else you won't last a good 2 hours.
>>52561304
Fucking hell
Himeko a very cute
![why-you-always-lying-feat-378x414[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9ILleel.jpg "why-you-always-lying-feat-378x414[1].jpg")
>>52561329
>>be me
>>talking to girl mate
Just did a nandos in Gatwick airport lads, feel a bit sick I ate so much.
Waiting for the fight home xx
>>52561358
exactly. where I belong. I'm going shopping in New York for a weekend next year. I'll be sure to think of the poor people.
The reason paki families are winning over white families is paki families actually work together.
The western concept of "standing on your own two feet" just puts white people at a disadvantage. White children are expected to "stand on their own two feet" at 18, they get kicked out the house and severed financially from their parents, while their parents piss all their money away on expensive tat and holidays. Meanwhile paki parents devote every penny they have to their children.
Also pakis will have like 6 kids and everyone puts their money into a central pot when they start working. There's no such thing as "my bank account" in a paki family.
>muh floods
nice infrastructure lmao
Azusa
>>52561304
>Slags with pretty faces and perfect, big round chebs
>>52561435
going back to pakistan rasheed?
>>52561515
Just outside Islamabad actually, how did you know? Xx
I consider myself a hardcore gamer.
>>52561329
>10 minutes later you got a stiffy
>>52561417
cant find me pictures of her but yes background chan is cute.
>>52561469
oh.
>>52561155
drug dealing probably
maisise
>I consider myself a hardcore gamer.
>>52561304
Actually imagine taking her home after a night out, going up to the bedroom and taking off her dress to reveal her beautiful, big tits
Imagine holding them in your hands. Actually imagine grasping a handful of her perfect jugs.
>>52561435
fuck off JF
>>52561460
is this a blog or a quote? Its a half truth at best, anyway. tune in to bbc asian 10am most mornings and listen to the talk show, its actually very good but you will find most myths smashed.
playing tenchu lads haha what am i like
>legs start buckling whenever i cum
happen to anyone else?
>>52561606
>tripshit
Indian tier
>>52561637
might be from having to stand up for 2 hours desu
>>52561600
>I consider myself a competitive gamer
>>52561600
I've posted this several times over the past few months and this is the first time anyone's ever quoted me in a fedorapost
I guess it was just too easy for most people.
>>52561637
no I usually manage to go for a good 2 hours before buckling
http://www.ukadultzone.com/FemaleEscort/Blackpool/Escort/29392.html
Considering losing my virginity to her lads xx
>>52561637
im not surprised, 2 hours under your weight?
>>52561637
kill yourself
EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY YOU
>listening to the news
>a wee lad with cancer had a slice of bollock removed so he might be able to spunk unirradiated jizz when he's older
whew what a time to be alive
The best thing about having a GF is that their skin is very soft and they smell really nice when you cuddle them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS7W5F9K1fY
>I consider myself a gamer
cannot wait for a day off
working retail is a pain during christmas
>>52561681
look on adultwork faggot
bf just sent me this
>>52560873
So does Scotland actually do anything for the English besides leeching off their tax benefits and playing with themselves all day?
>>52561736
I'm off till tuesday x
>So does Scotland actually do anything for the English besides leeching off their tax benefits and playing with themselves all day?
The best gimmicks are the ones posted every few minutes
>>52561723
is that you thailad
>>52561723
haha
what the?
>>52560873
>>52561002
>>52561736
FEET
E
E
T
I GOT A JOB LADS!
I will be able to afford to pay to worship feet very soon. :D
Also, I'll be able to clear my overdraft, etc.
>>52561783
lucky bastard
>Tfw my gf always insists on dragging me to her shit family things, particularly as it's christmas
>Tfw told her I'm not going and I'm genuinely not arsed if she falls out with me or finishes with me
am I being liberated or just a cunt? Sick of her triyng to make me go sit at some uncle's fucking house sipping drinks awkwardly whilst everybody else knows each other
>>52561736
>that bulge
>>52561783
Why are you such a racist?
>>52560873
>New
>York
>>52561659
>>52561678
>>52561682
fucks sakes la's it was just a figure of speech right
i did shag her long and hard though i'm not going to lie about that. she was moaning properly, was honestly scared people would hear us jej
literally sat next to my mum
>>52561723
lmao great post!
>>52561765
Scotfag here. No. I wish they'd scrap the Barnett formula desu, the mongs here do not know what it is and they are not grateful for it.
In any case, I find it wrong, if we are to be united then we should not receive more funding.
>>52561845
Why does it matter
Do traps smell like girls?
>>52561765
No, literally just cries
Requesting that screenshot of why Scotland is like your little brother who hates you
>>52561824
Is that Becky Lynch?
>students on this board
>think they'll be earning >£30k upon graduating
>haven't even been headhunted yet
top kek, enjoy working at starbucks
>fucks sakes la's it was just a figure of speech right
>i did shag her long and hard though i'm not going to lie about that. she was moaning properly, was honestly scared people would hear us jej
>>52561861
id be moaning too if i had a wet noodle in me (hypothetical) gash
SHE WAS MOANING PROPER FOR A GOOD TWO HOURS
>>52561731
if you play games then you're a gamer
even my 82 year old nan is technically a gamer because she plays solitaire on the computer
>>52561861
>>52561838
You're a bit of a twat mate, you will always have to do things you don't want to and clearly for your gf it's important you get along with her family, and vice versa.
>>52561889
>enjoy working at starbucks
tbf that seems like quite a comfy low stress job
>>52561889
It's a noble profession.
>>52561886
weird I'm listening to her on Jericho's podcast rn
>>52561871
What's it like being a well balanced, reasonable and adjusted Scot surrounded by mouthbreating nationalists?
I imagine life is suffering
>>52561861
loving every laugh
>I play games
gonna stop playing video games, get a car and pull a gf next year
>>52561889
but I have?
wish I'd died in my sleep last night ahahaha but I'm still here ahahahahahaha
>>52561889
>arrogant wageslaves
can't wait to throw your CV in the bin in favour of someone with a REAL 27k piece of paper
>>52561932
I don't think so
>>52561920
Fuck
Just don't get why I have to go and sit there akwardly though, she knows I hate it and her mum does my fucking head in. I can't get a word in without looking like a cocky cunt but similarly I only get to speak when they draw attention on me in an awkward way.
No thanks.
Gonna spend it with my senpai instead
>>52561861
you're obliviously still a virgin lad
I know she knows that I'm not fondavaskin
just ordered this lads
thoughts?
>>52561886
>>52561936
It is. It's even worse as the SNP MPs will literally only do as they are told. With the Labour girl before, she actually worked hard on cases, the new guy just wants the gravy train and "muh grievances!"
marina
>>52562005
Just how it is innit
Although I get on well with the gfs family and extended family.
>>52562049
just had a nap for an hour, had no clue what of the day it was when i woke up, feel like utter shite.
Don't like fish
>>52561932
>>52561934
i'll have a double latte, remember my order lads you'll be hearing it alot
>>52561959
nah you haven't m8
>>52561966
you gotta get a job first, my student friend
>>52562049
>scottish
>resistance
toplel
I wonder why it's so cheap
hello i like anime
>>52561889
Literally learning two useful languages and how to do interpreting for them.
I jokingly applied for a job as someone with my degree. I got an interview but told them I was still studying but they guaranteed in writing for when I finish and in the mean time I do weekend stuff because they're so short staffed haha
Maybe licksi means that he was in bed with her fooling around for 2 hours and the penis in vagina part was about 5 minutes
Cold out.
>>52562111
no he said no foreplay
he had his 2 inch floppy in her for 2 hours and she was pretending to like it
>>52562057
Jesus
I keep hearing horror stories of how the SNPs aren't doing fuck all for their constituents
Not sure why they're doing that
Good luck lad, you'll need it
>>52562117
Irish weather
>>52562094
I....I work for the Passport Office. How did you get in here?
georgia
>>52562094
I literally have pal, got a cushty job set up at Citi bank when I graduate
full fat milk in the coffee, ta
>>52562096
For breaking
>>52562139
stop letting the pakis in you daft cunt
>>52562096
No engine
>>52562110
which languages?
>>52562135
does anyone know what the bitch looks like?
Did my first two hour booking today with a very polite, respectful, gentle caring man. Just wanted to share that with you ladies. Merry Christmas :)
FOREPLAY
TO ME AIN'T SHIT
>>52562051
haha what's she like
>>52562111
He writes of his experience like a kid in secondary school lying about having sex with a girl.
It's pathetic, when you think how desperate he must be
>>52562143
looks a bit like my model friend tbf
On my way home from Dublin now
>>52561871
you sound like a good bloke Tbh
>tfw band I left is releasing their first mixtape
>tfw it's shit
>tfw I was the only good part of the whole project but they were a bunch of dickheads and thought they could do it without me
ahahaha
>>52562111
>>52562135
or maybe who gives a shit, stop posting
>tfw uncle is landlord of a pub and I work there
>he gets cancer and is dying in hospital
>I am the new manager till he dies or whatever
>tfw I only give the girls the hours they want if they give me blowjobs
living the life lads
>>52562230
this
just put it on lads haha what you think?
>>52562221
Sensational spit, Monica
>best christmas song
>not 2000 miles by the pretenders
poo taste senpai
>>52562167
Prozzies sound like genuinely nice people
Burnt my tongue on my stew.
*peeks at what you bought me for christmas*
*blushes*
>>52562143
>Those teeth
fucking lmao. Literally Nepotism: The Model.
>>52562257
Nice house
>>52562166
Chinese and Arabic
Mum was born in Chile so I know more Spanish than the average brit
>>52562275
>pd
she literally looks like some kind of rodent
*student tells me he will earn more than me when he graduates*
*laughs internally*
>10 (TEN) MINUTES
>JUST FOR BLOOD TO RUSH TO HIS PENIS
>>52562274
*hits you in the back of your head with my fist*
FUCK OFF YOU'VE RUINED CHRISTMAS FOR ALL OF US
>>52562257
Wish Scot-kuks got independence. They'd be staring at the prospect of bankruptcy for Crimbo.
Why don't more people get jobs in communications lads?
It seems comfy. Just gotta deal with press and other stuff and banks fly people around the world to do it. Good moeny too yet you never hear of it.
Is it an impossible to attain job or something?
>>52562213
Hate it. Hate driving on the m50. Hate it.
still looking for the pink and blue wonderwoman top
>>52562300
are you learning an Arab dialect? I heard MSA i useless except for reading
I always wanted to learn Arabic or Mandarin actually but there aren't enough good resources around
Have to drive on de new motorway home I HATE HIT I HATE HIT
>>52562164
>>52562156
doesn't need an MOT until summer next year either, I'm gonna ring the bloke and have a look after Christmas
>>52562374
we wouldn't actually be independent for another 6 months
>>52562300
>actually wanting to speak paki
fuck off paki
>>52562395
Do you want me to find it for you?
>>52562411
Just not to look at.
>>52562440
if you can
would appreciate it very muc h
>tfw gf tells you her ex had a bigger cock than you
I wasn't prepared for these feels lads
>>52562422
>responding to clueless mongs who don't even know the basics of the vote
>>52562406
Are you fucking kidding?
I learnt Mandarin and went to study in China for a term using self teach books and about ten hours class time and I'm a dumb cunt when it comes to languages
>>52562411
The motorway is fucking afwul, you just can't relax
>Ahhh I'll just chill in the inside lane
>Slip road, better let him in
>Oh, can't indicate out because middle lane hogger won't move over
>FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
Honestly can't tell if she's not interested or if she's just fucking oblivious lads. I asked her to the movies, and she said her friends wanted to go but if I didn't want them to come that was fine. I said they could come but then me and her should do something afterwards and she said that was fine (it didn't happen though).
>not getting a rock on as soon as you kiss a girl
Lol bender
>>52560860
A pasty is savoury, so no, definitely not cream on it
Need a controversial opinion lads
>>52562450
Okay I'll start looking
>>52562498
not your blog
>not getting a rock on as soon as you smell a girl
lol bender
>中国語を勉強する人
Think of how small Lisicki's willy must be if the girl was able to go for a "good 2 hours" without any foreplay.
>>52562503
>literally being aroused at just the smallest bit of female interaction
pathetic
>>52562516
>>52562538
>tfw no gf is now blogposting
what
Sersh have you seen Brooklyn
>>52562567
post a pic of the lass you shagged
>not getting a raging hard on as soon as you even see a girl
lol bender
>>52562422
>>52562482
I thought it was March, no?
You literally can't deny that Scotland would fucked fiscally if the SNP had won the vote.
>$110/bbl
>I always wanted to learn Arabic
Rasheed
>>52562567
>taking 10 minutes to get a chub
L m a o
>>52562533
http://www.kryptonitekollectibles.com/wonder-woman-pink-and-blue-juniors-thermal-raglan-t-shirt
I found this but it's out of stock plus it says juniors haha
I get a chub when I sit next to a girl and I smell her perfume am I pathetic?
>>52562594
use your common sense, friends are cockblockers, whenever you ask a girl out you meet her alone
>>52562486
Just gun it in the fast lane
I've been doing that every morning for years
>>52562613
doxable info 2bh
I wish I was welsh
Then I'd be able to pronounce Irish words right
>>52562670
He asked for a pic of her, not you.
>not getting a stiffy when you see a hot girl or guy
>>52562622
I thought it was May
either way p screwed
Wish I was Conor mcgregor tbqh
>not cumming as soon as you read the word "girl"
sus
>>52562513
>Cream on a pasty
What the fuck is wrong with yuropeens?
>>52562626
I actually wanted to learn to go fuck qts in Lebanon (I am Christian)
>>52562667
Use my mum's car to get to work and it's fuckign power is awful, takes a massive effort to get up to 70 so if I go out of it and have to get back in it takes more effort than it's worth
doing a hungry
>>52562704
>or guy
quite gay that
>>52562406
Egyptian is the way to go
Something like 1 in 5 people speak it and most films, tv programmes, songs ect are made in Egyptian Arabic. It's also supposed to be the easiest to understand if you don't speak Egyptian arabic
>>52562700
Wish I wasn't Conor mcgregor tbqh
>>52561871
I fucking hate the SNP and i'm English but Scotland receiving a slightly higher amount of funding does make sense. Because the country's so much more rural the cost of delivering services is somewhat higher
>>52562158
But I don't. It's the Pakis that work there that do that.
>>52562638
It's made by this company
http://www.junkfoodclothing.com/asearch?q=wonder+woman#/?keywords=wonder+woman&search_return=all
All other results are for yank websites which all show out of stock. I'm guessing it's old and unavailable for good mate.
>>52562700
I'm fucking dying lad
>he's not bi master race
>>52562795
>>52561879
I kinda wish she didn't have a dick just so i could enjoy her as a regular pornstar in straight porn
>>52562797
>>52562766
Hi Redddit
>>52562848
why are you pretending to be lisicki?
>>52562737
fair enough
I was riding 125 bikes for so long that when I finally passed my DAS and got a 600 it felt like it could take off and fly.
>>52562829
What would be the point
2 weeks til exams lads
should probably start revising
