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Fairytale of New York edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8
first for /balt/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vVxK92vJvA
Choon
janny might get a bit peeved
>I post on /brit/
>>52560910
>Choon
fuck off yank
New gimmick lads. EVERYONE changes their name to kentqt and puts on a secure tripcode.
Just put:
"kentqt##[randomwords]" into the name field.
Kar
objectively the best christmas song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQhuoY5h2kE
>inb4 16 year olds say the Pogues is the best because it says a naughty word
>>52560875
What the fuck would you base your worldview on other than what you've seen in the world?
me on the left
what's father christmas bringing you this year lads?
>>52560873
good post
>>52560963
ahh... very impressive
>being southern
fucking love this meme lads, who would actually CHOOSE to live in the Islamic republic of london?
>>52560993
would shag both
making dessert for christmas x
>>52561002
Some cute panties! Haha wink ;)
choon la'
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
>>52561028
gonna try and locate that top and buy it haha
not going to lie lads, i really hate it when new threads are posted before page 7
it's chaotic and subverts my expectations and makes me uncomfortable
>>52561052
Janny?
>>52561046
do you want my spunk in your arse that badly?
jesus christ your desperation turns me on
>>52561004
me in the back
>>52560920
that's where my second point comes in.
you can get nice shoes without spending fucking half a grand
guarantee you a guy won't be able to tell the difference between £500 shoes or £80 shoes if you dont tell him
>>52561052
Yeah it's a pain making a post and missing out on (You)s from thirsty betas who are desperate for any scraps I throw them.
>>52561025
Southerners
>>52561078
I don't know you
>>52561038
fuck the 14th second of this video for briefly making me think there was something wrong with my headphones
i just bought these things
>>52561025
>all of south = london
>poortherner education
Southern England that isn't London is the best part of the UK. You're not pakis like Londoners but you're not poor and butthurt like Northerners either.
>>52561100
Your second point is weak I'm afraid. Stop replying to me you pathetic little worm.
>>52561121
you will soon enough sonny
>Working class paki families in my city own 2-3 houses
Literally how the fuck do they do it?
Mum, grand dad and his wife discussing how my uncle might be gay wahey
>>52561151
Liverpool.
>>52561100
clearly we don't move in the same social circles. i have friends who can tell a louboutin from a disgusting high street brand.
>>52561088
t. Alfonso Balbino
this bird with black eyes in K-On is a right spacker lads
>>52561105
are you the lesbian bird? if not then i don't wanna hear it you histrionic cow
>clearly we don't move in the same social circles. i have friends who can tell a louboutin from a disgusting high street brand.
>>52561159
uncle is code word for you la
>>52561194
kek nice one
just spent £2,800 on a new bike lads
I really like the character Jun Suzuki, is anyone else a fan?
>be me
>talking to girl mate
>she's talking about what obvious hints she likes to give when she's interested in a lad
>ask her "like what?"
>"like this" and she puts her hand down my trousers and pinches my dick and twists it
what does this mean?
>>52561184
so i was right in the first place then
billionaire with upper class billionaire social circles
>>52561329
she wants to shag you for a good 2 hours
Are there literally girls posting or are guys talking about women's heels?
>>52561329
That she needs to give you a bit of a kick start else you won't last a good 2 hours.
>>52561304
Fucking hell
Himeko a very cute
![why-you-always-lying-feat-378x414[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9ILleel.jpg "why-you-always-lying-feat-378x414[1]")
>>52561329
>>be me
>>talking to girl mate
Just did a nandos in Gatwick airport lads, feel a bit sick I ate so much.
Waiting for the fight home xx
>>52561358
exactly. where I belong. I'm going shopping in New York for a weekend next year. I'll be sure to think of the poor people.
The reason paki families are winning over white families is paki families actually work together.
The western concept of "standing on your own two feet" just puts white people at a disadvantage. White children are expected to "stand on their own two feet" at 18, they get kicked out the house and severed financially from their parents, while their parents piss all their money away on expensive tat and holidays. Meanwhile paki parents devote every penny they have to their children.
Also pakis will have like 6 kids and everyone puts their money into a central pot when they start working. There's no such thing as "my bank account" in a paki family.
>muh floods
nice infrastructure lmao
Azusa
>>52561304
>Slags with pretty faces and perfect, big round chebs
>>52561435
going back to pakistan rasheed?
>>52561515
Just outside Islamabad actually, how did you know? Xx
I consider myself a hardcore gamer.
>>52561329
>10 minutes later you got a stiffy
>>52561417
cant find me pictures of her but yes background chan is cute.
>>52561469
oh.
>>52561155
drug dealing probably
maisise
>I consider myself a hardcore gamer.
>>52561304
Actually imagine taking her home after a night out, going up to the bedroom and taking off her dress to reveal her beautiful, big tits
Imagine holding them in your hands. Actually imagine grasping a handful of her perfect jugs.
>>52561435
fuck off JF
>>52561460
is this a blog or a quote? Its a half truth at best, anyway. tune in to bbc asian 10am most mornings and listen to the talk show, its actually very good but you will find most myths smashed.
playing tenchu lads haha what am i like
>legs start buckling whenever i cum
happen to anyone else?
>>52561606
>tripshit
Indian tier
>>52561637
might be from having to stand up for 2 hours desu
>>52561600
>I consider myself a competitive gamer
>>52561600
I've posted this several times over the past few months and this is the first time anyone's ever quoted me in a fedorapost
I guess it was just too easy for most people.
>>52561637
no I usually manage to go for a good 2 hours before buckling
http://www.ukadultzone.com/FemaleEscort/Blackpool/Escort/29392.html
Considering losing my virginity to her lads xx
>>52561637
im not surprised, 2 hours under your weight?
>>52561637
kill yourself
EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY YOU
>listening to the news
>a wee lad with cancer had a slice of bollock removed so he might be able to spunk unirradiated jizz when he's older
whew what a time to be alive
The best thing about having a GF is that their skin is very soft and they smell really nice when you cuddle them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS7W5F9K1fY
>I consider myself a gamer
cannot wait for a day off
working retail is a pain during christmas
>>52561681
look on adultwork faggot
bf just sent me this
>>52560873
So does Scotland actually do anything for the English besides leeching off their tax benefits and playing with themselves all day?
>>52561736
I'm off till tuesday x
>So does Scotland actually do anything for the English besides leeching off their tax benefits and playing with themselves all day?
The best gimmicks are the ones posted every few minutes
>>52561723
is that you thailad
what the?
>>52560873
>>52561002
>>52561736
FEET
E
E
T
I GOT A JOB LADS!
I will be able to afford to pay to worship feet very soon. :D
Also, I'll be able to clear my overdraft, etc.
>>52561783
lucky bastard
>Tfw my gf always insists on dragging me to her shit family things, particularly as it's christmas
>Tfw told her I'm not going and I'm genuinely not arsed if she falls out with me or finishes with me
am I being liberated or just a cunt? Sick of her triyng to make me go sit at some uncle's fucking house sipping drinks awkwardly whilst everybody else knows each other
>>52561736
>that bulge
>>52561783
Why are you such a racist?
>>52560873
>New
>York
>>52561659
>>52561678
>>52561682
fucks sakes la's it was just a figure of speech right
i did shag her long and hard though i'm not going to lie about that. she was moaning properly, was honestly scared people would hear us jej
literally sat next to my mum
>>52561723
lmao great post!
>>52561765
Scotfag here. No. I wish they'd scrap the Barnett formula desu, the mongs here do not know what it is and they are not grateful for it.
In any case, I find it wrong, if we are to be united then we should not receive more funding.
>>52561845
Why does it matter
Do traps smell like girls?
>>52561765
No, literally just cries
Requesting that screenshot of why Scotland is like your little brother who hates you
>>52561824
Is that Becky Lynch?
>students on this board
>think they'll be earning >£30k upon graduating
>haven't even been headhunted yet
top kek, enjoy working at starbucks
>fucks sakes la's it was just a figure of speech right
>i did shag her long and hard though i'm not going to lie about that. she was moaning properly, was honestly scared people would hear us jej
>>52561861
id be moaning too if i had a wet noodle in me (hypothetical) gash
SHE WAS MOANING PROPER FOR A GOOD TWO HOURS
>>52561731
if you play games then you're a gamer
even my 82 year old nan is technically a gamer because she plays solitaire on the computer
>>52561838
You're a bit of a twat mate, you will always have to do things you don't want to and clearly for your gf it's important you get along with her family, and vice versa.
>>52561889
>enjoy working at starbucks
tbf that seems like quite a comfy low stress job
>>52561889
It's a noble profession.
>>52561886
weird I'm listening to her on Jericho's podcast rn
>>52561871
What's it like being a well balanced, reasonable and adjusted Scot surrounded by mouthbreating nationalists?
I imagine life is suffering
>>52561861
loving every laugh
>I play games
gonna stop playing video games, get a car and pull a gf next year
>>52561889
but I have?
wish I'd died in my sleep last night ahahaha but I'm still here ahahahahahaha
>>52561889
>arrogant wageslaves
can't wait to throw your CV in the bin in favour of someone with a REAL 27k piece of paper
>>52561932
I don't think so
>>52561920
Fuck
Just don't get why I have to go and sit there akwardly though, she knows I hate it and her mum does my fucking head in. I can't get a word in without looking like a cocky cunt but similarly I only get to speak when they draw attention on me in an awkward way.
No thanks.
Gonna spend it with my senpai instead
>>52561861
you're obliviously still a virgin lad
I know she knows that I'm not fondavaskin
just ordered this lads
thoughts?
>>52561936
It is. It's even worse as the SNP MPs will literally only do as they are told. With the Labour girl before, she actually worked hard on cases, the new guy just wants the gravy train and "muh grievances!"
marina
>>52562005
Just how it is innit
Although I get on well with the gfs family and extended family.
just had a nap for an hour, had no clue what of the day it was when i woke up, feel like utter shite.
Don't like fish
>>52561932
>>52561934
i'll have a double latte, remember my order lads you'll be hearing it alot
>>52561959
nah you haven't m8
>>52561966
you gotta get a job first, my student friend
>>52562049
>scottish
>resistance
toplel
I wonder why it's so cheap
hello i like anime
>>52561889
Literally learning two useful languages and how to do interpreting for them.
I jokingly applied for a job as someone with my degree. I got an interview but told them I was still studying but they guaranteed in writing for when I finish and in the mean time I do weekend stuff because they're so short staffed haha
Maybe licksi means that he was in bed with her fooling around for 2 hours and the penis in vagina part was about 5 minutes
Cold out.
>>52562111
no he said no foreplay
he had his 2 inch floppy in her for 2 hours and she was pretending to like it
>>52562057
Jesus
I keep hearing horror stories of how the SNPs aren't doing fuck all for their constituents
Not sure why they're doing that
Good luck lad, you'll need it
>>52562117
Irish weather
>>52562094
I....I work for the Passport Office. How did you get in here?
georgia
>>52562094
I literally have pal, got a cushty job set up at Citi bank when I graduate
full fat milk in the coffee, ta
>>52562096
For breaking
>>52562139
stop letting the pakis in you daft cunt
>>52562096
No engine
>>52562110
which languages?
>>52562135
does anyone know what the bitch looks like?
Did my first two hour booking today with a very polite, respectful, gentle caring man. Just wanted to share that with you ladies. Merry Christmas :)
FOREPLAY
TO ME AIN'T SHIT
>>52562051
haha what's she like
>>52562111
He writes of his experience like a kid in secondary school lying about having sex with a girl.
It's pathetic, when you think how desperate he must be
>>52562143
looks a bit like my model friend tbf
On my way home from Dublin now
>>52561871
you sound like a good bloke Tbh
>tfw band I left is releasing their first mixtape
>tfw it's shit
>tfw I was the only good part of the whole project but they were a bunch of dickheads and thought they could do it without me
ahahaha
>>52562111
>>52562135
or maybe who gives a shit, stop posting
>tfw uncle is landlord of a pub and I work there
>he gets cancer and is dying in hospital
>I am the new manager till he dies or whatever
>tfw I only give the girls the hours they want if they give me blowjobs
living the life lads
>>52562230
this
just put it on lads haha what you think?
>>52562221
Sensational spit, Monica
>best christmas song
>not 2000 miles by the pretenders
poo taste senpai
>>52562167
Prozzies sound like genuinely nice people
Burnt my tongue on my stew.
*peeks at what you bought me for christmas*
*blushes*
>>52562143
>Those teeth
fucking lmao. Literally Nepotism: The Model.
>>52562257
Nice house
>>52562166
Chinese and Arabic
Mum was born in Chile so I know more Spanish than the average brit
>>52562275
>pd
she literally looks like some kind of rodent
*student tells me he will earn more than me when he graduates*
*laughs internally*
>10 (TEN) MINUTES
>JUST FOR BLOOD TO RUSH TO HIS PENIS
>>52562274
*hits you in the back of your head with my fist*
FUCK OFF YOU'VE RUINED CHRISTMAS FOR ALL OF US
>>52562257
Wish Scot-kuks got independence. They'd be staring at the prospect of bankruptcy for Crimbo.
Why don't more people get jobs in communications lads?
It seems comfy. Just gotta deal with press and other stuff and banks fly people around the world to do it. Good moeny too yet you never hear of it.
Is it an impossible to attain job or something?
>>52562213
Hate it. Hate driving on the m50. Hate it.
still looking for the pink and blue wonderwoman top
>>52562300
are you learning an Arab dialect? I heard MSA i useless except for reading
I always wanted to learn Arabic or Mandarin actually but there aren't enough good resources around
Have to drive on de new motorway home I HATE HIT I HATE HIT
>>52562164
>>52562156
doesn't need an MOT until summer next year either, I'm gonna ring the bloke and have a look after Christmas
>>52562374
we wouldn't actually be independent for another 6 months
>>52562300
>actually wanting to speak paki
fuck off paki
>>52562395
Do you want me to find it for you?
>>52562411
Just not to look at.
>>52562440
if you can
would appreciate it very muc h
>tfw gf tells you her ex had a bigger cock than you
I wasn't prepared for these feels lads
>>52562422
>responding to clueless mongs who don't even know the basics of the vote
>>52562406
Are you fucking kidding?
I learnt Mandarin and went to study in China for a term using self teach books and about ten hours class time and I'm a dumb cunt when it comes to languages
>>52562411
The motorway is fucking afwul, you just can't relax
>Ahhh I'll just chill in the inside lane
>Slip road, better let him in
>Oh, can't indicate out because middle lane hogger won't move over
>FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
Honestly can't tell if she's not interested or if she's just fucking oblivious lads. I asked her to the movies, and she said her friends wanted to go but if I didn't want them to come that was fine. I said they could come but then me and her should do something afterwards and she said that was fine (it didn't happen though).
>not getting a rock on as soon as you kiss a girl
Lol bender
>>52560860
A pasty is savoury, so no, definitely not cream on it
Need a controversial opinion lads
>>52562450
Okay I'll start looking
>>52562498
not your blog
>not getting a rock on as soon as you smell a girl
lol bender
>中国語を勉強する人
Think of how small Lisicki's willy must be if the girl was able to go for a "good 2 hours" without any foreplay.
>>52562503
>literally being aroused at just the smallest bit of female interaction
pathetic
>>52562538
>tfw no gf is now blogposting
what
Sersh have you seen Brooklyn
>>52562567
post a pic of the lass you shagged
>not getting a raging hard on as soon as you even see a girl
lol bender
>>52562422
>>52562482
I thought it was March, no?
You literally can't deny that Scotland would fucked fiscally if the SNP had won the vote.
>$110/bbl
>I always wanted to learn Arabic
Rasheed
>>52562567
>taking 10 minutes to get a chub
L m a o
>>52562533
http://www.kryptonitekollectibles.com/wonder-woman-pink-and-blue-juniors-thermal-raglan-t-shirt
I found this but it's out of stock plus it says juniors haha
I get a chub when I sit next to a girl and I smell her perfume am I pathetic?
>>52562594
use your common sense, friends are cockblockers, whenever you ask a girl out you meet her alone
>>52562486
Just gun it in the fast lane
I've been doing that every morning for years
>>52562613
>>52562613
doxable info 2bh
I wish I was welsh
Then I'd be able to pronounce Irish words right
>>52562670
He asked for a pic of her, not you.
>not getting a stiffy when you see a hot girl or guy
>>52562622
I thought it was May
either way p screwed
Wish I was Conor mcgregor tbqh
>not cumming as soon as you read the word "girl"
sus
>>52562513
>Cream on a pasty
What the fuck is wrong with yuropeens?
>>52562626
I actually wanted to learn to go fuck qts in Lebanon (I am Christian)
>>52562667
Use my mum's car to get to work and it's fuckign power is awful, takes a massive effort to get up to 70 so if I go out of it and have to get back in it takes more effort than it's worth
doing a hungry
>>52562704
>or guy
quite gay that
>>52562406
Egyptian is the way to go
Something like 1 in 5 people speak it and most films, tv programmes, songs ect are made in Egyptian Arabic. It's also supposed to be the easiest to understand if you don't speak Egyptian arabic
Wish I wasn't Conor mcgregor tbqh
>>52561871
I fucking hate the SNP and i'm English but Scotland receiving a slightly higher amount of funding does make sense. Because the country's so much more rural the cost of delivering services is somewhat higher
>>52562158
But I don't. It's the Pakis that work there that do that.
>>52562638
It's made by this company
http://www.junkfoodclothing.com/asearch?q=wonder+woman#/?keywords=wonder+woman&search_return=all
All other results are for yank websites which all show out of stock. I'm guessing it's old and unavailable for good mate.
>>52562700
I'm fucking dying lad
>he's not bi master race
>>52561879
I kinda wish she didn't have a dick just so i could enjoy her as a regular pornstar in straight porn
>>52562797
>>52562766
Hi Redddit
>>52562848
why are you pretending to be lisicki?
>>52562737
fair enough
I was riding 125 bikes for so long that when I finally passed my DAS and got a 600 it felt like it could take off and fly.
>>52562829
What would be the point
2 weeks til exams lads
should probably start revising
>人学习日本語
>>52562774
>1/5th higher
>slightly higher
>>52562848
A
GOOD
TWO
HOURS
>I was riding 125 bikes for so long that when I finally passed my DAS and got a 600 it felt like it could take off and fly.
>>52562874
easy (You)s
Spent a good while in work today watching an Indian MILF try on different heels lads.
alri
>when someone tells me to read Marx
Makes me laugh
>>52562894
I find her otherwise attractive but don't like dick you bent fuck?
>我说汉语
>>52562909
Oh fuck, is it that much? I thought it was like 1/10th higher tops? Fuck that then, scrap the cunts' money
>>52562954
>her
>read marx?
>"pah" i exclaimed. this plebian clearly didn't know who he was talking to
>>52562954
>I find her attractive
I don't
just looks like a tranny
Who else getting drunk here?
drinking port mixed with brandy
>>52562829
>her
>>52562935
Was she chubby?
>identifying /brit/posters outside of /brit/
>port mixed with brandy
realtalk: would you lads shag a paki? i am talking to one from York who is up for it I think (I live in Wales)
>>52563034
>>52563033
degenerates
>when they tell you to start with the greeks
>>52563033
nah, can't stand to drink
I drink so slowly that by the time I'm slightly buzzed, I'm already sobering up
It's Christmas time and there is a shit-ton of booze in the house lads, what shall I drink?
http://strawpoll.me/6348019
http://strawpoll.me/6348019
http://strawpoll.me/6348019
>>52563065
No cheese board to go with it?
>>52563053
No, a bit slim actually. She caught me looking, but didn't seem to mind.
Listening to Sigur Ros and wallowing in sadness tbqh
>>52563073
Ofc I would
>>52563104
>not starting with the Greeks
>>52563110
>no water option
on the cross
>>52563073
Realtek?
>>52563103
"it's immortal to drink" said rasheed hanging out of the back of a 9 year old he would soon stone to death
Lads, girls use dildos. How weird is that?
>>52563073
Of course!
If international finance jewry in and outside of Europe should succeed in thrusting the nations once again into a world war, then the result will not be the Bolshevisation of society and with it the victory of Jewry, but the total destruction of the Jewish race.
>>52563073
Someone on /pol/ once said something that made sense to me. A hardcore white hating racist nigger would still fuck a white bitch, so I would shag a paki to get one over the race.
>I don't wank off to traps
Rasheed
>I will NEVER have a pink and blue wonderwoman top
>>52563110
Sam Adams is alri
I voted for SN PA myself
>>52563157
It's a revered and ancient practice.
>>52563155
>immortal
Not helping your cause here.
>>52563110
literally all shit
>>52563110
>shit-ton of booze
>it's all meme-ale
>>52563110
Where's the diet Pepsi option??
>>52563172
Who is this semen demon?
>>52563138
Listening to Nurse With Wound and feeling very happy desu
I bet none of you vacuous kids could beat me in dwarf fortress
>>52563178
>listening to cuckfag fanfic and using it as a model to base your own life choices around
Fuck sake lad.
fucking donut girl
>I bet none of you vacuous kids could beat me in dwarf fortress
>>52563178
>ironically or unironically directly or indirectly quoting /pol/
>>52563157
it's no weirder than me using this, yet if this was discovered in my possession i would be a social pariah.
>>52562005
my gf does this to me too but thankfully her family are all short and i'm tall so i just get to sit there feeling superior while everyone else in the room silently respects me and speaks to me only when spoken to
>>52563141
>>52563141
>>52563160
>>52563178
will do it then, she is kinda ugly 2bh but I have never been with a paki and it will be an experience
gonna go to a con and pull some desperate birds
>"Oi m8 I heard you wouldn't fuck a paki, is that true?"
>"Let's see if I can't change your mind then"
wat do
>>52563273
Are you not?
fucksake
A love it when English folk try tae mock Scottish Twitter n get roasted a belter
>>52563282
>kinda ugly
When you say kinda, do you actually want to fuck her?
>>52563273
buy an onahole from jlist, they're cheap as fuck
>>52563298
Leave. What the fuck am I even doing in a shithole concert in London?
>>52563298
vomit furiously
fucking finally you fucking chinky cunt
Azusa
doing a poo
A literal retard
https://twitter.com/socialistloser/status/679445767795380224
lads
please come back
haha alright boys
we alive?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
we back bitches
>>52563391
who
>>52563383
don't bully
chink moot why
Gookmoot really is bad at running this site lads
"Is fashion Important to you?"
"Very. I think you should make an effort at all times, you never know who you are going to meet, plus I've also worked in retail which is very fashion focused."
"What are you wearing?"
"Top to toe Hugo Boss."
alri hiroshima
Near roped myself there lads. That was far too long, fuck sake.
GAH, I was very close to killing myself that time
alrate lads
How many times has Mook broken this site since he got in charge?
hello
haha are we back
alri
How to pull pakis?
making an arrangement
What is everyone's issue with a black actor playing the likes of James Bond, Doctor Who, Hermione Granger, etc??
As long as they're a good actor, someone's race/gender/sexuality/religion/disability should not define the roles they can and can't play
There's more to the concept of a black actor playing Hermione. Many have an issue with black actors in the roles of intelligent characters. Western, capitalist societies possess an innate racism whereby many believe that white people are more intelligent than black people. Thus, without realising it, many find it hard to imagine Hermione as black due to her being the smartest girl in school. This is wrong.
>>52563452
how do you get the battery to show to %
has a girl ever played with your bumhole lads? yes here. found it immense desu.
sack an hiro
new
>>52563432
>>52563432
>>52563432
>>52563432
HELLO BOYS
spent like 7 hours over the last 2 days in shopping centres trying to buy something to wear to the pub tomorrow
ended up only buying a hoody that's 'not too bad'
really picky with clothes but don't know why
will look shit anyway
>>52563419
H U G O B O S S B O Y Z
>>52563467
but Bond has a very well establish story behind him.
Couldn't give to fucks about Dr. Who or Hermione, but the same arguments don't even apply.
>>52563419
its funny to see how men have become so enamored by vapid consumerism
>>52563479
anal sex <3
>>52563509
>>52563509
>>52563509
>>52563491
18 year old
peep show ended with april walking out the door, right
want to confirm that wasnt just "part 1" of the last episode
>>52563467
desu Bond is an established character
its not like they can't make an original spy movie with a black lead no problem, making Bod black is a combination of laziness and showboating on the director's part.
4 free
rate my pulling attire
:c
hahahahah good one jany hahhahahha fuck off
THE
AT LEAST JANNY'S BACK RIGHT LADS?
fucking hell lads he's lost his head again
>>52563491
do the same shit senpai
>>52563613
>nero when pret manger exists
I am 22 and have experiences guys over 60 three times that I can remember. My first ever client at 18 was actually 71! Thankfully he was great and put me at ease, gave me my first ever orgasm
CARETAKER
SNOW
CHICK
>>52563540
pls respond
fucking hate him so much
(u know who i mean)
>he prefers books to documentaries
IVE GOT A GUN PHIL
>>52563675
No it's over
i'm here on charlie in the booth
>tfw i have to work tomorrow
fuck off.
>>52563613
>cafe nero
ya fucked it.
>>52563679
The new moouughh-uh motorway? Hate it.
missed you lad xo
shower man down in my christmas gear
Dusted and hoovered my room during the downtime
>>52563701
>he thinks docs are even comparable
I'm a big doc. fan, but top fucking kek at you.
felling good, loving life :)
>>52563717
sket
>>52563723
pinnochio looking motherfucker
>>52563764
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have to work at 5:30 am on boxing day lads
>>52563743
>fake tree
>white tree
>shitty DFS-tier decor
step it up pham.
Need a new beer, so just vote in the old poll haha
http://strawpoll.me/6348019/
http://strawpoll.me/6348019/
>>52563773
piss off anti-semite
Is my cat dying?
>>52563825
we all are
>>52563825
eyes look a bit funny t b h lad. how old is he/she?
>>52563822
>muh microbrews
>>52563825
had a dream my cat died last night
>>52563825
nah just tripping
>>52563858
Of those only Kernel could be considered a micro-brewery.
top plen.
>>52563783
>not mentioning the mong face or man shitty shirt
Phenomenally fucking pissed lads.
>>52563896
>muh pale ales
And everyone in line in the bathroom
Trying to get a line in the bathroom
why do leftists always bring up what year it is?
>>52563880
that's a big picture
>>52563905
excellent banter banter
>his watch didn't cost at least £200
>>52563922
>2015
>bringing up leftists bringing up what year it is
fucks sake lad it's 2015
>>52563919
So la da di da di we like to party
>>52563905
is it because 4chan was down for an hour and a half? me too
>>52563935
4 u
>>52563950
Good banter desu banter.
>>52563972
>his watch cost more than one of his shoes
went into burger king after work, queued up for a while and ordered a meal that didn't sound that fancy and it was fucking £7.85 I could have gone into wetherspoons and got a meal for that fucking price im fuming not going to lie to be honest
>>52563972
why do you need a watch when we have smartphones
Luke, I am your fucker. It's December 23 and you know what that means ...... it's time to see Star Wars with your star whores. If the last time you handled a lightsaber was a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, send this to of your sexiest space sluts. If u get 0️ YOUS back you're a Bantha bitch. If u get 5️ YOUS back you're General Slay-a. If u get 10 YOUS back you're a C 3 P Hoe . Share in 6️9️ seconds or you won't be getting that Darth Dick in 2️0️1️6️
>>52563990
yeah BK is expensive 2bh
can't believe people go there
>>52563988
waheyy
>>52563975
When I was kid, my older sister used to say "come on mum, it's the 90s, no one eats at the dinner table anymore"
our culture is headed in strange places
cocaine yeah i send it round
let em roll up the 20 pound
not for free, it costs 20 pound
10 keys, that's 20 pound
>>52563972
watches between £50 and about £1100 new (i.e. not 2nd hand) are shit lad.
buenas
>>52564002
fashion and easier than taking your phone out your pocket especially if youve got a job
>>52563972
>having a watch costing more than £50
Rasheed
managed not to get shot in nottingham lads
>almost 2016
>the Queen is still alive
I mean come on!
>>52563990
fucking hell, don't they have five guys where you live?
Fucking hell lads, almost got took off the road by two daft twats on the way to the shops.
I was waiting at a box junction to turn right. The arrow comes on for me to turn so I start to turn and daft twat A just runs a red light and almost crashes into my side.
Then for some reason daft twat B who is behind me decides to just pull out of the queue to turn right and attempt to turn right at the same time as me. So we almost sideswiped each other.
>>52563972
>his watch cost over £20
Kek
>>52563922
appeal to progress
they are claiming that their ideas are so self evident that they should be taken for granted while also saying anyone who disagrees is dumb and stuck in the past.
its just an ego trip like all leftist arguments
>>52563990
>not getting the big king meal for £4
>being willing to eat at a spoons
>being willing to eat at a spoons on your tod
>>52564085
the food is actually nice you wanker and i would have read the paper, would rather sit in spoons on my own than be surrounded by annoying little kids and basketball americans in a fast food shithole
>>52564015
Never really been to it before but had a new one open where I work recently, deffo not going back could have got 2 meal deals and still had £1.85 left over lmao and I thought subway was expensive
>>52563104
this is /brit/ not /lit/
new
thread
where
