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upper middle class edition
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firmino
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>tfw you always Copy Link Location then remove any referral junk added on at the end so scummy little planktons don't get any money or data from your click
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/mämmi/
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dirty old town
DIRTY OLD TOWN
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>tfw no crimbo gf
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lads

who is this?
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It's "bouquet"
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Why do normies make SO MUCH NOISE in the kitchen? What are they always talking about?
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Kyazzer on holiday
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Kindle fires are literally £49 at Tesco right now lads.

I bought 3 of them for Christmas presents.
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Meme idea: "Oi!" when somebody insults you
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>>tfw you always Copy Link Location then remove any referral junk added on at the end so scummy little planktons don't get any money or data from your click
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Maisie
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>see girl has removed all photos of bf
>ask her if she split up with him
>she says no
>is now posting "single life" memes

what did she mean by this?

>>52557114
boaby

>>52557085
I DREAMED A DREAMMM BY THE OLEE CANAL
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>>52557114
Anna Kendrick I think. I like this game
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I'm a breast man but I rate arses
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>>52557114
>isnt Lea Seydoux

who cares, irrelevant, invalid
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Looking at the Kindle© Fire on Amazon™. How the fuck do they get away with this:

>Storage: 8 GB (4.5 GB available to user) or 16 GB (11.6 GB available to user) of internal storage, plus free, unlimited Cloud storage for all of your Amazon content
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>>52557160
We literally do that already
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fucking wop CUNTS
i hate em i do
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>>52557181
I KISSED MY GIRL BY THE FACTORY WALL
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>>52557181
>"Eurghh, fuck off you creep. Just because I just broke up with him doesn't mean I'm going to sleep with you"
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>>52557219
https://youtu.be/j0kJdrfzjAg?t=41
yeehaa
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>>52557181
she's not interested in you and you should stop stalking her you creep
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>>52557192
What's the problem?
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>>52557077

This is just common sense
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>>52556423
Rise of the Dragons by Morgan Rice
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>>52557231
Did you get the bike sold?
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>>52557192
>Bezos cucking the Limeys as usual
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>>52557224
I was only being nosey lol she's a wee anorexic wrist slasher not too fussed

although tbf

>>52557245
she's literally 5 stone and her boyfriend was a ginger rat don't think she can b picky
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>>52557201
used to listen to that all the time tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuVi2ib-0qQ
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>>52557247
>marketed as 8GB
>4.5GB available to the user
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just woke up lads haha

I'll probably sleep through christmas at this rate haha
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>Need to run into town and do some last minute crimbo shopping
>Got the shits
Why?
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>>52557261
yeah 400 notes in my pocket

going to get my vespa on the road with it
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>>52557245
>creep

fuck off yank
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in all honesty I think Lea Seydoux would be attracted to my Paul Newman, cowboy lone ranger masculinity
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>>52557201
HYEYEON
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>>52557320
Nice lad buy some gear to celebrate
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>>52557318
Two birds with one stone
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>>52557339
HYOYEON
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>>52557339
I literally can't tell any of these plastic gooks apart
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we are soldiers
in jah army
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>>52557325
kys
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>>52557341
i'll be penniless in no time if I start that
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>>52557342
Not sure I follow, lad.
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>>52557377
Unironically spent 200 quid on pizzas weed and spray paint yesterday, fuming.
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PULLED IN TO NAZARETH

WAS FEELIN BOUT HALF PAST DEAD

JUST LOOKIN FOR SOME PLACE

WHERE I COULD LAY MY HEAD
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>tfw you want to wank more than once a day but don't have the testosterone for it

I can get extremely horny and have a great wank but then I'm spent for 2 or 3 days. Really frustrating; feel like I am being cucked by my own willy.
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>>52557385
Shit in a jar and give it as a present
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>>52557370
you don't look at enough gooks then
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ISS will be visible in 11 minutes, won't be very bright though
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>>52557430
>tfw can't wank without crushing feelings of tfwnogf
>tfw because of this erections aren't nearly as hard as they were a few years ago when I wasn't so bothered
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>>52557430

I'm 28 and I wanked 6 times in a day last week
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>>52557434
It's crimbo clothes for myself that I need.
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Azusa
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>>52557456
it's not even dark yet though
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>>52557339
betsy
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>>52557481
Feels bad mang. Only times I can get properly hard are morning wood or if I watch a tonne of lewd porn.
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>>52557456
Lads, I think that the ISS should be painted in a reflective colour, like green or red, so that whenever you see it on Earth you know that it's the ISS
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>>52557430
>tfw 3 minute refractory period
After a while it's just painful but it still performs.
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>>52557504
Still don't understand these kpop memes.
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>>52557503

hence why it'll be -1.3 instead of -3.5

you can see venus and mercury all the time during twilight
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>>52557578
fair enough, just assumed it wouldn't be dark enough, only times I've ever seen it were at like 10PM or whatever
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>>52557548
Watched some webms this morning on /gif/ of a guy whose gf would wank him off until he came, keep him erect and then keep going until he came again and again, completely draining him.

Pretty impressive really.
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Went to school and I was very nervous

No one knew me

No one knew me
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>>52557666
>school
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>tfw it's going to be 23ºC on Christmas here
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might work up the courage to ask this asian qt from work to go for a christmas eve drink tomorrow since we both finish at the same time. she always speaks to me and watches what im doing so i reckon she likes me a little bit x
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used to have a prowler who would stalk the neighbourhood women, police told us to shoot him first then fire the warning shot into the ceiling, I was just a baby at the time but my brother, lying or not, recalled that the off weeknight that my father was home the man was in the back yard again, heard dad say "enough of this blundering lunatic" and send us on our way, turning the lights off to pretend that nobody was home (dad travelled for work often; can only suppose the prowler knew this and that they were trying to bait him)

brothers cricket bat was never seen again, nor was the prowler, we got a new car and moved house, dad's a hard bastard - wouldnt put it past him, father used to look at my old dog with admiring eyes, as if they were soldiers together
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>>52557651
Can you not do that?
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>>52557666
Remember being the edgy one in the family and wanting this to be Christmas number one.
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sometimes i wonder, is there a heaven for a g?
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Not liking this "I'm an Australian and I'll post random shit and pine after some American girl" gimmick.
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can you get a voice box transplant to sound like someone else?
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>>52557805
When I die fuck it I wanna go to hell

It don't make sense going to heaven with the goodie goodies dressed in white I like black tims and black hoodies
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>>52557812
>American

you're literally furniture to me lad
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>you're literally furniture to me lad
What did he mean by this?
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more like ausFAILia
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>>52557901
you know exactly what he meant you big fat yank cunt
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>>52557901
He's gonna sit on you
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lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYmynB1OeVM
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>>52557901
only highly intellectual, extremely handsome lads will get it sorry
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Why don't I have a gf? It's quite unfair I think.
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>>52557937
bb no
pls no bully
pls

>>52557938
>>52557959
I NEED AN ADULT
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have something in my eye

think it is an eyelash it hurts
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>>52557162
In what context?
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be nice to everyone lads!
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New client just left; lovely chap but extremely boring and chatted dribble.

The oddest thing - when he cum, it was like he was being tasered and this went on for about 20 seconds; I secretly was sniggering, although I panicked a bit and thought 'I fuck, I've killed him!'. Turns out he's still alive
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>just went the shop to buy christmas cards for the family
>young couple there
>trying on christmas hats and those reindeer things
>girl laughs
>they hold hands while waiting in line
>they're so madly in love
>tfw no gf
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A 3 hour GFE dinner date with afters..... Yeah the afters was him keep trying to extend without spending more money, was very loud the hotel bar and kept talking about reverse bookings and AW.... It was SO obvious the only way I'd be with him was as a working girl, Hotel staff giving me really sympathetic looks....being so drunk he face planted into my boobs and then spent 30 mins trying to give me oral but actually was in my leg crease, really skinny older guy, prob 15 years older than he told me so late 60's... Nasty skinny stabby penis, covered with thickest condom I have and given oral..... Taxi kept delaying... escaped after nearly 5 hours of meeting.... You win some you lose some.... wants to meet me weekly.... I'll either be retiring, relocating or fully booked forever.....
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>>52558078
>tfw you will never spend christmas with your beloved gf
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>>52558078
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>>52558047
>I fuck
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>>52558078
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time to post this poll again

http://strawpoll.me/6344493
http://strawpoll.me/6344493
http://strawpoll.me/6344493
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considering creating an secret elitist group of handsome intellectuals of /brit/ - we with the power of the strings will dictate the memes and gimmicks and puppeteer the masses of 4chan to our benefit

contact my administration for enlistment
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>>52557985
JUST
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>>52557339
her name is betsy
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>>52558162
Apparently I fart in my sleep
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did lucy come
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>>52558078
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>>52558204
no
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>>52558204
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people actually unironically pay for sex lmao.
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>>52558216
Ok
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just woke up lads what's this hot new lucy meme
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got a sore throat that could wake the gods
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Up jumped the swagman, sprang into the billabong
'You'll never take me alive," said he
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>>52558273
Did Lucy ever come
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>>52558273
>lucy
>new

I want yanks to leave
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well
here we are
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cold out
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Any idea why a VGA to HDMI cable wouldn't work lads?

Laptop hooks up fine to TV via the VGA to VGA but it wont do VGA to HDMI.

Laptop see's there's another screen attached but TV keeps saying no signal.
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>not seen daylight for 4 days
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>>52558327
irish weather
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>>52558322
the lads

>>52558327
irish weather
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eating leftovers
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>>52558334
bit lazy of you tbqh
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im on the block and im looking like a stack
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maisie
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>>52558329
hdmi is digital
vga is analogue

you'd need a converter of some kind
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>>52558329
is the input setting on the tv right?
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>>52558345
instasync wehn/???
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They havent dispatched my chair and I ordered it at 11
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>>52558372
I got one of these
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>>52558390
Bucks doesn't have to be here to use her room
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
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hehe lads
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>>52558394
>ordering online 2 days before christmas
>expecting reliability

really mate?
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mum just asked me if i'm finding it hard being home because i don't seem very happy

haha
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>>52558390
and they don't stop coming
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I WANT NORMIES TO LEAAAAAAAAVE

AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LEAVE, NORMIES, LEEEEEAAAAAAAAVEEEE

AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LEEAAAAAAAAVEEEEE
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I'm still in my first week of doing this job but I guess I can start posting here now! My last client tonight was a very nice polite man, very tall! Wasn't attracted to him but quite enjoyed the sex and he was good company, he complimented me lots. Loving this job so far!
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wish i had a 2d gf lads.
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>>52558423
there's only 3 people though
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>>52558426
I ordered express delivery

they can't be that busy its just a fucking chair company come on
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>>52558425
that was really, really funny
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>mfw Lucy came
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>>52558425
hahaha spilling carmel on himself and everything
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>>52558365
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wew
>>>/b/658988136
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>>52558078
>they're so madly in love
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>>52558495
xo
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>>52558425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA
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>>52558457
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>>52558457
great post
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>>52558469
its a bit early for a saturday desu
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currently poorinating
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>>52558415
yep, that won't work unless the VGA signal has been converted to digital, or vice versa

a cable doesn't do that
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Far too witty and sarcastic to land a girl lads. Every time a serious romantic situation presents itself or a girl tries to make a serious moment where we talk about how we like each other or how much we talk to each other and all that, I make a joke and kill the mood. Done myself out of a gf at least twice because of it.
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>>52558517
>for a saturday

stop confusing me
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>Far too witty and sarcastic to land a girl lads. Every time a serious romantic situation presents itself or a girl tries to make a serious moment where we talk about how we like each other or how much we talk to each other and all that, I make a joke and kill the mood. Done myself out of a gf at least twice because of it.
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>>52558537
normie please
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>>52558537
you are a gay lmao
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>Far too witty and sarcastic to land a girl lads. Every time a serious romantic situation presents itself or a girl tries to make a serious moment where we talk about how we like each other or how much we talk to each other and all that, I make a joke and kill the mood. Done myself out of a gf at least twice because of it.
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>>52558425
>that fingernail

better be a girl
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>>52558510
>Those crusty lips
unironically want someone to photoshoooop them out pls
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>>52558571
I hope not tbqh. Gays are degenerate.
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>Far too witty and sarcastic to land a girl lads. Every time a serious romantic situation presents itself or a girl tries to make a serious moment where we talk about how we like each other or how much we talk to each other and all that, I make a joke and kill the mood. Done myself out of a gf at least twice because of it.
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>>52558594
I'm on it la, just for you
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>>52558617
that is very mean. i am very against that.
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>>52558648
I wish you were very against the wall in front of a firing squad, faggot.
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>tfw my two best friends used to be a couple, and now they're both inviting me to things and i have to chose between them

couples ruin everything. only myself to blame for introducing and encouraging them i guess
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>>52558729
Not sure how you have to choose between them unless they're both inviting you to things at the exact same time and even then, just invite them both to something you're doing, that way they're the awkward cunts.
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>>52558711
same
>>52558729
kill one
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Just bought a 65 inch LED for my bedroom lads

Pic related is 42 inches vs 65 for reference
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>>52557031
Agreed
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>>52558536
Why do they sell those cables then?
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gf just sent me this
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>>52558773
so now 1080 looks even more stretched
good job
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did a poo
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>>52558802
Jelly
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>>52558765
yeah they are that's what I mean, they both want to do something new years eve and they both want to go travelling in the summer

fucking annoying man

bros before hos?
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>>52557736
Nah; once I pop I start to go soft pretty quickly and my mind loses all sexual desire completely.
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Why do people say something when up by 100% when it's been doubled? Shouldn't 2 going to 4 be a 200% increase?
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>tfw was fully in the friend zone with a group of girls and going out most weekends with them and having a good time then i actually fucked one of them and now its all awkward and they dont invite me out any more

fuck it, still think it was worth it 2bh
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>>52558836
>american education
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>>52558836
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>>52558836
>american education
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>>52558845
depends. was it a virginity shag or just another notch on the bedpost?
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>>52558832
Bros before hos refers to not abandoning your mates in the hopes of getting fucked by a girl. If you're not banging either of them, then they're both bros, and you've got to use your initiative in deciding how to split your time. I usually go by who invited me first.
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>>52558892
>>52558891
>>52558862

2 to 4 is an increase by 2 which is 100% but I've heard it go both ways I've written.
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>>52558836
>american education
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>>52558903
virginity shag (but she didnt know)
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>>52558927
>american education
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>>52558845
Maybe just phone up the one you shagged and see if she wants to meet up.

Also fuck off you fucking normalshit scum.
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>>52558773
That's too big

Why would you need a 65 inch tv

Let alone in your bedroom ffs
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>>52558927
its a 100% increase
its increasing by 100%
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>>52558836
>american """"""education""""""
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>>52558979
>65 inch tv

fuck off yank
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>>52558927
>american education
>>
>>52558922
i think technically the girl started discussing it with me first, but the guy provided solid plans first

either way i'm going to offend someone because it will be obvious from fb and snapchat who i'm with
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>>52558952
She knew m8. They always know.
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>>52558927
100% of 2 is 2
2+2=4
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having a play
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Business idea: food that is nutritionally complete but which doesn't taste like complete arse.

Why do we not have healthy food that tastes like sugary, buttery, salty, delicious snacks yet? Fucking hell.
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>>52558952
then it was definitely worth it lad

if you didn't do it you might have gone through your life a wizard. that would never leave your conscience. you did the right thing.
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>>52559053
CANDID
A
N
D
I
D
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>>52559008
Just tell them who you're going with and make your reasoning clear. If you say that someone invited you out first, then there's not much the other can complain about because it becomes their fault for being too slow in asking you.
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>>52558836
it is 100% in the first place, if it then goes to twice that it goes to 200%, meaning it has increased by 100%.
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young thug
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>late 20s
>never had a gf
>asshole parents obviously embarassed that their son is a weirdo loner
>can't do anything about it or even say anything to me

Great feel
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>>52559057
People have tried this already, you need variety in your food or your gut gets lazy.
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>>52559099
>asshole
>weirdo

fuck off yank
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>>52558795
is that a cosplay of mary from silent hill 2? bit of a bizarre choice iah
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>>52559092
can wank to it, did wank to it desu
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>>52559099
sort it out m8
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>>52558836
because it's being increased by 100% of it's original value, aka x + (x*(100%)) = 2x
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>>52559107
I like to put Worcester sauce in my food occasionally to get variety
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>>52559057
why don't they put MSG in broccoli or something desu
>>
nothing new in the gf department
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kent
e
n
t
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>>52559093
in discussions with both of them i've already appeared keen and not mentioned that the the other is also talking about it with me

fuck probably my fault. just don't like mentioning the other persons name at all to the other because i know breakups are hard you know? it's gonna be awkward either way mate fuck
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>>52559179
Spoiler that hog!
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>>52559189
Only awkward if you make it awkward. Not your fault they broke up.
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>>52559009
>tfw my first shag i just straight up admitted as we were starting that i'd never done it before
>tfw she said "neither have i"

fucking result lad. made things so much easier
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>>52559137
wew
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>>52559145
>supporting British producers
good lad
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>>52559099
And I forgot the best part, which is that my idiot dad still talks about "the person I bring home" as if it's a given that I'll wind up getting married and becoming a normie. He's so in denial that his son is a friendless virgin loser because that might mean that he was bad parent and since he's great at everything that couldn't possibly be true.

Ego is a funny thing lads.
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>>52559264
shit

you win this time
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>>52559137
quite good
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>>52558836
up by not up to
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>>52559232
You need to FONT
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>>52559264
Rorke
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MY MATE DAVE
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BABY BABY BAAAABYYYY
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>>52559383
poo
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>>52559415
WHAT
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>>52559444
A
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>>52559424
Happy b'day crikey m8 cunt, lad
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>>52559479
loo
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>>52559479
DESIGNATED
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>>52559404
i was 22 tho :(
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>>52559460
CuCK
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>>52559501
>>52559514
Happy b'day, have a g'day
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in this age of turmoil, i am starting to respect alex jones even more.
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>overhear co-worker
>It's her birthday on friday
>"I didn't know your birthday was christmas"
>"Well duh, hence my name"
>She's called Carol
Oh, so I'm to assume that everyone called Carol was born christmas day? Fuck you Carol.
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oneitis sent me a christmas card lads

think she loves me back
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>>52559556
MARGARET
A
I
S
I
E
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>>52559556
looks like a goblin
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>>52559562
end yourself 2bh
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>>52559596
>Oh, so I'm to assume that everyone called Carol was born christmas day? Fuck you Carol.
if you didn't tell her this, you're a beta cuck bitch
>>
New cunt at work is a proper conspiracy theorist nut, fucking hilarious listening to her talk about how 9/11 was a hoax, that Satan is has taken over the bodies of terrorists, how she swears by homeopathy and other nonsense

Think I might ask her out for a few drinks after Christmas lads
>>
i just farted
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>>52559657
he's right though
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>>52559669
I wouldn't mind, but our manager is called Holly, and I know her birthday is in April.
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>>52559703
>sticking your willy in crazy
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installing elder scrolls online lads hahah what am i like
>>
>>52559714
END. IT. ALL.
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>>52559728
really stupid
>>
do you put cream on your pasty?
>>
nother fart a-brewin
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>>52559724
At least she's up front with her crazy, other crazy chicks I've banged have seemed completely normal until you get to know them
>>
do you guys get your shoes mended or just buy new pairs?
>>
just did about 4 quickfire farts and the last one was proper rank
>>
>>52559791
>not sellotaping your shoes together when they fall apart
>>
>>52559761
What sort of "cream"? But no anyway, maybe a bit of gravy or dip it in curry
>>
Business idea:
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>>52559764
>>52559796
?????
>>
>>52559823
double cream
>>
I've changed my mind, I want to be a blue pill.
I'm no fun to be around. I pick apart everything and scrutinise it. I'm a walking killjoy.
I just want a life of blissful ignorance.
>>
>>52559596
>Not instinctively replying "Jesus?" with a tone of reverence for a pity laugh
>>
Business idea: dump my gf and take the necklace back to the jewellers for a refund
>>
>>52559922
Give me 40% of its value and I'll be her new bf to ease the pain.
>>
wish I was a girl
>>
>>52560008
wish you were a girl too
>>
>>52560008
Would you wear collar dresses x
>>
>>52560045
of course, and knee high socks and jelly shoes

>>52560042
:3
>>
what are your new year plans?
>>
Business idea: Start a profitable business which benefits many people
>>
shitty wank fart poo fuck
>>
Business idea: spend about £500 at Tesco on Christmas shite, stand on my street corner on Christmas morning and sell it at 300% markup
>>
>>52560060
Wew lad I would make you my gf
>>
>>52560008
it gets old after a while
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>>52559822

you don't tend to sellotape louboutins.
>>
>>52560096
>>
>>52560148
Very nice
>>
Lads who was that Roman empress that was turned into a slave by Barbarians?
>>
>>52560008
Wish I had a round bum and big tits and I could along and pricktease all the fuccbois
>>
FUCK my fucking shit LIFE. SO FUCKING tired of BEING FUCKING INVISIBLE. i can't stand this SHIT any MORE. no matter what i fucking do i can't muster the charisma to get at least *one* person to acknowledge what i do. this will never change and it's killing me
>>
>>52560181
kaiser wilhelm
>>
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>>52560191
>>
>>52560132
speak english please

what is a louboutins
>>
quite a large shite brewing in me bowels
>>
Business idea: Sell Korean gfs
>>
stripping myself of all my clothes until i am naked so as to redress myself in a suitable fashion for visiting the local cinématorium
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>>52557456
you're supposed to call them Daesh mate
>>
>>52560310
maisie
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>Hand in an important assignment
>Walking home, realise that I've forgotten to put in something minor
>It might still cost me a grade
>>
Bane?
>>
>>52560298
They blow up the first order and r2d2 has the map to luke skywalker
>>
What ever happened to Storm? He was a meme rockstar for a bit. It was like his meme status just tore through the place and then left so quickly, like some kind of weather event involving strong wind and lightning
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fucks sake
How am I meant to shitpost now?
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>>52560273
i'll buy
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>>52560273
haha yes 1 curry-in gf lad haha
>>
just hidden that idiots potential spoiler
>>
>>52560405

it's alright, it's not like he told you the real spoiler, which is Kylo Ren is Jar Jar Binks.
>>
literally only ever gotten intimate with girls when I've been in blur-mode drunk and in the dark

can rarely remember the events enough to even wank to the memory of them

wish I could actually get a gf so I could have lots of cuddling and some actual sober sex
>>
>>52560332
>£575

fuck off billionaire
>>
>>52560381
well you found a way so you'll be fine x
>>
>Assignments
>Grades


Fuck off students
>>
>>52560453

what? i've got a well paying job, and that's not even the most i've spent on a pair of shoes.
>>
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>>52560341
A lot of lecturers are really sound. If you are straightforward and polite with them then there's a chance they'll let you do what you need to do.

Once I completely forgot to hand in an assignment. I emailed my lecturer the next day and said:

>Dear blah, Yesterday I completely forgot to hand in [x assignment]. I understand that department policy is that work submitted late will not be marked but is it possible for me to drop off the assignment today during your office hours?

She was totally cool with it. Probably helps that I had a decent reputation with her because I gave answers in tutorials.
>>
going to the gf store lads anyone want anything?
>>
>>52560513
yeah cornetto mate
>>
>>52559179
what the fuck kind of shit shapes is she chopping here
>>
>>52560497
>spending more like 80 dollars (approx 40 pounds haha) on shoes
>>
Love christmas to-bh
>>
>>52560509
should be an Irish shawl or a Welsh one
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>bloody muslims
>>
>>52560513
4 pack of stella boss
>>
>>52560536
'tis the season tbj
>>
>>52560513
gf please
failing that, helium tank
>>
who /fuckeduplumbarspineduetoyearsofbrowsingwithshitposture/ here?
>>
>>52560513
gf with shimmering blue eyes and a french/slavic accent plssss
>>
>>52560533

>spending less than £50 on everyday work shoes

my most extravagant shoes are for special occasions/going out, but I still spend £75 - £200 on shoes for work.
>>
chicken wings and fries we don't go on dates
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christmas has been bollocks for me this year

>both dogs dead so can't dress them up in santa hat
>can't afford to spend a lot on everyone because denbts
>got to write my dissertation
>only get 2 weeks off uni for christmas
>it's fucking boiling
>nan's on her last legs
>got exams when I get back

want off this ride Tbh
>>
>>52560635
what? basic slags and popular girls fucking LOVE maccies dates
>>
>>52560497
i've never spent more than 50 on a pair of shoes

seriously what the fuck

why would you spend half a grand on FUCKING SHOES

what the fuck is wrong with girls
>>
>>52560621
FOB
>>
way
willy
fanny
poo
>>
the first day I saw her was at the train station

she was half black, half caucasian
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>>52560644
>>
New gimmick lads. EVERYONE changes their name to kentqt and puts on a secure tripcode.

Just put:

"kentqt##[randomwords]" in the name field.
>>
how do i overcome my fear of messaging girls lads
>>
>>52560671

because they're nice shoes.
>>
>>52560687
What is she now?
>>
slippery wet dog poop
>>
>>52560697
doubt this will catch on
>>
Bleeding out the piss flaps lads
>>
*hates pakis*
you alright?
*gets on expensive, shit train*
could do with a cuppa
*goes to mosque on mandatory racial sensitivity training day*
whens pancake day?
*gets beheaded*
that's a rip-off
*moves to london and can't afford to rent room in sharehouse*
cor blimey
>>
>>52560671
Because I'm not a pathetic wagecuck. My NEETbux are paid for by those silly wagies and I can spend as much as I like on shoes.
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r8 my dinner lads

disclaimer: i didn't eat it with the plastic on
>>
Unironically excited for Christmas
>>
>>52560724
Good lad
>>
>>52560697
don't believe it's even her
no girls here
>>
Bonus gimmick: change the words you use to generate the secure tripcode each time you make a new post !
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>>52560709
blud... dat girls fourt'een
>>
>>52559877
on a pasty? Are you thinking of a pastry? They're different
>>
>>52560749
how did you cook it
>>
it's funny, i would've posted bum tonight, but you've ruined that now.
>>
Love pakis
hope not hate desu
>>
Observation: All the pakis at my work finance BMWs, wear Armani shirts, have expensive watches and they make £15k a year.

The literal billionaire who owns the company wears bargain clothing, and takes a taxi everywhere. As far as I know he doesn't drive.

Conclusion: People who spend the most on clothing and accessories have the least amount of money.
>>
Am I southern enough to go on pointless?
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>/brit/
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>>52560818
Thank god.
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>>52560706
yeah but 575 is ridiculously overpriced, especially when you could get shoes that look the exact same for 50.

do girls just do this to impress other girls? because guys dont really give a fuck how nice your shoes are
>>
love JF cock in my female vag
>>
>>52560803
nah pasty
>>
>>52560818
would ya fuck
>>
>>52560810
how come the horizontal line in your flag is slightly too low?
>>
>>52560834

t. guy who bases his world views on anecdotal evidence
>>
new

>>52560873
>>52560873
>>52560873
>>
another turning point a fork stuck in the road
>>
>>52560818
>fat saggy lard bum
I'll pass m8
>>
Business idea: search bum into google
>>
>>52560818
i could look up "fiona arse" on google at any time x
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>>52560871
dunno
>>
>>52560869
Nah I was really going to but I'm not gonna bother any more.
>>
>>52560853

i do it because i can. if it impresses people, good. if not, i don't care.

you'd be amazed at the number of guys who ARE impressed by a nice pair of shoes.
>>
>>52560908
well my answer to you is the same
>>
>>52560511
Nah lad, this is coursework and the final deadline has passed. I handed it in at the very last minute.
The professor simply took the folder with everybody's work home to mark after going to the pub with his mates in the department. It's the holidays now.

It's just something I forgot to put in an equipment list. He's nearing old age and will probably be bored to death after reading dozens of assignments so hopefully he'll just skim through and not even realise.
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