PMQs edition
cara
sersha
Reckon it fits quite well lads hahaha
>>52552969
it was their flag til 2010 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Myanmar
>>52553040
Mate of mine fingered her outside some teenage disco in Carlow
what is with these shit lisickis, have some pride in your work
>>52553086
>Myanmar
Fuck off yank
It's Burma
>>52552983
Christmas With The Coopers, Get Santa and Nativity 3.
You're welcome
>>52553124
you edit the wiki page then spazz
>>52553123
it was my first time back off???
sersh
>>52553123
this t b h. do it right or don't do it at all.
>>52553070
oi oi!
>>52553124
>yank
fuck off yank
Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?
>>52553126
>Nativity 3: Dude, Where's My Donkey?
>An Ofsted inspector (Celia Imrie) arrives at St. Bernadette's and forgets who he is.
>>52553188
> >
fuck off yank
Which one would you have a relationship with /brit/?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oZhZ0k1lyF8
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oZhZ0k1lyF8
>>52553123
Pretty good tbf
*skates towards you*
Azusa
>>52553070
That's not the last time you'll be saying that tonight love [winking emoji][aubergine emoji][water spray emoji]
>>52553207
Sounds amazing lad
somone giz a lisicki template?
>>52553206
>agenda
Oh will you yanks just piss off with your "agenda" bollocks, you're either a boy or a girl and that's that
Fuck sake
Would there be an uproar in the UK if the next James Bond was black? I mean he can change hair and eye color so why not skin? Wouldn't this be a win for equality and tolerance and bring new life into the franchise? Lots of comicbook heroes are doing it and that has worked out well for them thus far.
>>52553315
>The pupils of St Bernadette's and the madcap Mr Poppy (Marc Wootton) are back! When their new teacher Mr Shepherd (Martin Clunes) loses his memory as well as Archie the Donkey, it's up to them to save the day and reunite him with his fiancée Sophie (Catherine Tate) in New York. Prepare for a race against time, fantastic flashmobs and plenty of Christmas fun on their greatest adventure yet.
>The film was mostly panned by critics. Rotten Tomatoes gives it a 10% rating based on 20 reviews (18 negative reviews and 2 positive reviews) with an average score of 3/10.[2]
>>52553339
>Turn on a game
>It's shit
Fucking shitty games these days. Games used to be good.
>>52553369
I would love it, my black bull is dead against it though.
>>52553379
do I have to put it together myself?
>>52553346
S-sorry m8
Just trying to strike up a conversation
I'll show myself out
https://i.imgur.com/4j42AID.gifv
>>52553369
I wouldn't mind if it was Idris Elba because he is pretty based, wouldn't suit anyother black brit actors though imo
>>52553369
Yes there would but everyone would still go and see it then remark how good Elba actually was in it
>>52553369
Only amongst autists on 4chan.
I don't think Idris Elba would be a good Bond though, I can think of a few better black actors to play him.
Literally just sold all my CSGO skins apart from 2.
Feels good desu lads.
How is everyone?
>>52553374
haha sounds mental
Paki bond when
>>52553369
After watching LUFA I think he'd make a great James Bond Tbh, couldn't give a toss about the colour of his skin
fuck funny poo bum
https://i.imgur.com/4j42AlD.gifv
Me
>>52553070
hnnnnnngggggggggg
dat body
Where were you when you first saw through white people's tricknology lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUEN1ZuDSMg
>>52553483
good post
>>52553339
First black Bond should be Johnson from Peep Show
>>52553462
Not before we have a woman bond
I literally don't understand the walking man meme.
It's not him so what is the point of posting it?
Haven't had a wank in three days
Mental
Would rather have gay bond than black bond. They could get Canadian gay guy who always sings to do it.
>>52553506
thanks x
no longer feeling quite so utterly tired off my titties lads did a walk to a shops x
>>52553379
i updated this last night, separated the trouser legs & added a separate tie but i clearly forgot to save it
>>52553504
Working at the BBC
Should go in this order desu
>Black Bond, played by a based hench black geezer like Idris
>Gay Bond, who shags the first Bond Twink
>Paki Bond, infiltrates an Islamic Terror Group and actually ends up joining them, has to be taken out, bit of an interesting twist, that's how the series ends
>>52553557
Nowhere in Fleming's work does it specify that Bond is white.
trans bond WHEN
so are the Falklands the new British Isles if these ones get flooded with too many pakis?
>>52553537
>>52553537
Kev is funny in his own right
HAET ET
James Bond is a Mary Sue and you're all plebs for liking him
>>52553393
my life pretty much
>>52553504
>that intro
Yes, well, firstly, if the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses it’s disgusting…and secondly, if the Tories were really serious about it they’d tax the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses at 90 per cent.
>>52553607
me on the left
>>52553602
What about Straight? Shagging all the women could just be his cover.
>James Bond is a Mary Sue and you're all plebs for liking him
tooth hurts in all honesty
>>52553723
great episode
>oh sorry, was my hat distracting
>no?
>I-I'll take it off
>okay
>>52553679
why would Ireland move across the ocean with us? You're not in any danger of being flooded with nonwhites and foreign religions.
you're pretty safe where you are son
>>52553667
FOOTBALLERS
Haha the objective of this snap is definitely to show that you're packing, right?
Need a korean gf lads
>>52553782
where do you get these
>>52553767
Then why don't you jump ship and beg the Irish to take you on board?
this is really only useful if ur putting kev in a funny costume
>>52553831
too full of Irishmen. they're not too fond of us
Falklands are relatively empty, and its inhabitants already identify as British and love us.
If there's not enough room there then the Welsh can just go a bit further north and settle in Patagonia with the Argentinian Welshmen
bit cold out
irish weather
>>52553864
Has Kev been JUSTed
>>52553864
>>52553913
sun is out though
>>52553915
someone made one last night i think
here is the bottom layer of my ganondorf edit
>>52553902
Idk if Kev would last long in Tiera del Fuego desu
>>52553806
same tbqh
>>52553504
>Black people are the master race
>Get taken over by whites
I love each and every one of you lads.
It's all going to be ok.
fus ro dah
Is this accurate?
wanking
is hiddink turning into the next van laal as he too is going to try cleaning up someone elses mess
>>52553902
>moving to get away from immigrants
Oh I am laffin
>>52554081
van gaal has done worse than moyes, he didn't clean anything up
>>52554081
they're both shit so yeah
>>52554084
well it'd be to get away from religious persecution rlly which is what the pilgrims did
it's not a new concept
Complete the well known phrase : Need to put my willy in ________.
they delete good threads
>>52554044
>>52554115
>they're both shit so yeah
don't see england making it to the finals, incompatible is a more suiting term
>>52554144
an impressively convoluted knot
>>52554144
an asian qt's arse
>>52554133
Are you a muslim or a jew?
Post your favorite welsh girl.
Here's mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXNASnL3-aE
>>52554163
no they're both shit as shown by their mediocre records
>tfw she sent me a Christmas card
>>52554144
the hunchback of notre dame
>>52554194
ayy same
http://www.jigsawplanet.com/?rc=play&pid=266532d714aa
any good red pilled documentaries you recommend lads?
>>52553972
got to say that ganondof edit is unreal
GCHQ watch list now lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
DID THE MAN TELL THE OTHER MEN TO KICK THE BALL??
>>52554280
Trainspotting
>>52554292
its my magnum opus x
>>52554280
herzog's australia: fact or fiction is a classic
>>52554280
Star Wars episode II
>>52554218
and now chelsea dug their own grave :^)
>>52554300
Is that a bit like being followed on twitter?
already saw the onahole my mum's got me for christmas
so excited!!
will ticking the uni box give me a discount?
will i have to show a student card or whatever if i do
>tfw off out to do xmas shopping and get a ultra cheeky nandos with extra extra hot sauce
All I want for Christmas is a black bull.
>>52553822
on my snapchat
>>52554415
We all want to run our own pub mate but you don't just get one for Christmas
>>52554081
>Dutch managers
>>52554280
this changed my life https://youtu.be/iLY_APZilJ4?t=129
>>52554466
>hiring old men that should've retired a long time ago
Should I get my wife's bull's muslim son a Christmas present?
What's the deal with Boxing Day?
Is it Christmas Pt. 2: Football Boogaloo?
Morning lads
>>52554307
>>52554329
>>52554336
>>52554339
>>52554485
terrible posts
i'm watching david starkeys monarchy instead.
1.Any good whiskey to get my grandad? only whiskey he dislikes is bells
2. Imagine a girl literally letting you do wotever u want involving ur willy and her
>>52554415
crimbo hit
>>52554415
Imagine coming downstairs on christmas morning and seeing him laying there under the tree
TRAH-JEH-DEE
WHEN YOUR PANTS FALL DOWN AND YOUR BUM'S ALL BROWN
TRAH-JEH-DEE
________________________________________________________
>>52554280
>redpills
rofl
>>52554511
if he is over 12 just let him nail your wife
So I've somehow become the beta friend to a group of girls who see me as asexual and non-threatening.
They were talking about how one of them had a boyfriend who'd snort coke off her tits and rub it into his dick.
What's the appeal? Does it raise your libido? I've never had cocaine.
>>52554520
they don't have boxing day is muririca
>>52554544
Ardbeg
https://youtu.be/cPfnJYDnI5k
wew
unsolved murders and disappearances give me the spooks lads
just went to /x/ for a laugh lads
fucking hilarious, some of the shite they believe in
Sister put Kyary on in the car yesterday. WHAT must my stepdad think hahah
Anyone remember the other day I was posting about that girl I know who had a stroke at 23?
She's just been told she can drive again. Pretty fucking amazing that ngl
>>52554613
>Does it raise your libido?
All stimulants do.
>>52554544
What kinds of whisky does he like? How does he drink it? Are you looking at bourbon, rye, scotch? Does he like smokey, peaty flavours or clean? Iodine? Salt? Seaweed?
>>52554675
>>52554671
uncanny
>>52554625
Nay
No peasants to give our boxes of shit to
Feels bad
>>52554589
Le white pill man looks like Bez from the Happy Mondays
>>52554671
>>52554675
hivemind
>>52554520
You sit at home watching telly, eating leftovers from Christmas dinner as the kids play on the carpet with their new toys.
It's comfy.
>What kinds of whisky does he like? How does he drink it? Are you looking at bourbon, rye, scotch? Does he like smokey, peaty flavours or clean? Iodine? Salt? Seaweed?
>>52554713
he drinks it str8 I always get him famous grouse in the past, he likes scottish whisky the best i fink
glenfiddich 12Y/o any good?
lmao lads pretty much just woke up. i did watch a lot of anime last night hahahahaha.
NORMANS
OUT
REEEEEEEEEEE
hullo /brit/, what's your favourite thing that came out of the board in jumanji?
>>52554881
The Fuck Are You On About Dick Head
>Nasally Americans narrating an audiobook for the Aeneid
Why
Literally what's the fucking point when nobody listening can tolerate it
>>52554881
Ur mums penis
>>52554785
It'll be lighter than the famous grouse. A very good Speyside.
>>52554881
the pelican that's all like "werk"
>>52554881
remember renting the film multiple times
>tfw you'll never pull out cool pokémon cards from the machine thingy
Why is it if I post with some top class banter I'll be lucky to get a single (You), but if I ask some stupid question like "why won't this girl message me back" I'll be literally swimming in (You)'s?
>>52554898
>ALOOMINOM FOYL
Chat shit get banned
t. janitor
>>52554664
degenerate manchildren smearing this holy time of the year for some easy money
the lord will punish them swiftly when the time comes
mans never been in marquee when its shutdown ey???
>>52554938
Because that's how conversations work mate, questions and answers
>>52554956
oy vey
Creepiest thing happened during a year I was alone while my older sister was deployed.
It was after I graduated high school and became a depressive NEET, and I would often stay up for days at a time playing console TF2.
I was chilling, playing a match of 2fort for the billionth time after staying up for a day like usual, when I see this small completely black short figure peer around the only corner in the small house.
The thing didn't even have eyes, it was like a whole shadow.
I yelled at it to just fuck off, played one more match and went to bed.
I know I was probably just hallucinating but it still spooked my guts off.
>>52554948
janny cant ban all he can do is "temporarily" stop you from posting
how many hours will you be posting on /brit/ on christmas day until you get fed up, too drunk and fall asleep?
>>52554993
>console TF2
wasteman
>>52554956
Youre the fuckers that put him on the cross in the first place lad.
Dont be chattin shit
cripes im hankering for a food
>>52555021
i won't, i'll be spending it with my family and girlfriend
>>52554956
Christmas is a goyim thing, not for you
>>52555021
Ill probs post once to wish you lads a merry christmas then go spend time with my family.
Dont know how people can spend Christmas alone desu
Chat poo get (You)
t.anon
>just asked a bird if she wants to do something today
heart's doing 210 lads
>>52555115
READ 15:12
>>52555115
did it understand you?
going down the chipper lads any requests
>>52555144
buy some crisps for us lad x
you used to call me on my mobile
>>52555144
one chip please
>>52553913
>irish weather
Where did this meme come from?
>>52555144
a (You)
>>52555176
dublin (of all places)
>>52555176
on my way back from dublin
sixth time this week
>>52555136
>>52555167
*ring me
just activated my travelcard for Japan lads
reddit is literally not that bad. don't know why everyone here is so obsessed with it
>>52555176
I know, I hate it
hate it
ITS TREASON THEN
any feedback on my latest lisicki, I have made a version with transparent background if u want 2 use it
>>52555263
Noice lad.
How long you going/How much you spending
have a feeling I might be distantly related to kev, my dad looks quite a bit like him
fucking banger this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwE8Gudcgv0
>>52555309
15 nights, spending about £900 spending money maybe 1800 overall.
>>52555349
how many jap girls are you gonna bang
>>52555337
ask what he thinks of the m50
>>52555349
how tall are you?
>>52555115
good luck lad
I did the same thing a few months ago and no reply
felt like a right twat
>>52555337
does your dad like dublin?
>>52555362
About as many as he does here.
>>52555375
why does this matter
>>52555349
>>52555263
>>52554828
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10Hf4ClGcc4
>>52555362
maybe one, not really the main focus desu, i do want to go to the 'seedy parts' because they are aesthetic.
how do i tell my mate that i dont wanna go to the pub for his birthday because i want to stay in and play videogames and wank to chinese cartoons instead?
>Delivered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSyGRut7T0s
are ye gunna chork noyyyy
>>52555401
i want to know how much you (strong white man) will tower over small japs
>>52555385
>>52555430
go shitpost /a/ faggot lmao
>>52555337
ask your dad how long it takes him to get hard
>>52555374
>>52555396
Doesn't he look a bit lisicki?
JUST GOT A CALL TO SAY I GOT A SECOND STAGE JOB INTERVIEW ON THE 29TH
B U Z Z I N G
O
Y
Z
>>52555449
6'4
>>52555349
Not bad.
Im hoping to go for around a month next summer.
Budgeting around 2-3k. Accommodation is cheap as shit as me and my mates are splitting it.
Gonna be getting some tebori done too, hopefully.
JUST
U
S
T
I thought Britain was a secular country? I am a muslim, and I gotta say, over Christmas I feel offended and marginalised
>>52555449
i'm actually 6'3 in shoes.
>>52555449
6'5
>>52555487
very good
>>52555488
Liar
Probably a 5'8" manlet
>>52555488
oo yes big man
>>52555449
190cm
YOU DON'T OWN ME
>>52555540
what map
>>52555429
Had a local bloke my dad knows show me around Golden Gai in the day for dat cyberpunk. He couldn't fathom why I wanted to see it.
Whoa lads think I've just made a scientific breakthrough
What if instead of the big rip or a heat death, the universe acts like a ballon. Like if you inflate a balloon and pull it in 2 directions it becomes flattened, so what if the universe becomes flattened, eventually becoming so flat it's only like an atom thick, but long as fuck.
Does that sound plausible to any of you scientific minds out there?
t. A lad whose stoned a fuck
>>52555610
MATE
WEED
AHA
>>52555604
random one, continents plus
>>52555610
aha dude weed lmao
>>52555639
DUDE
>>52555610
420 blunt it haaaaaaaa
got a reply lads
>>52555532
I pretty much plan to work towards a Job in Japan once i finish my masters, such a weeb lmao.
>>52555609
10/10 staying in Shinjuku for 3 days so will do that as well.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QAe8SEBOPq
>>52555610
>Does that sound plausible
no
>>52555676
>>52555646
>>52555639
haha I'll be the one laughing when I'm picking up my Nobel prize senpai
>>52555691
where is this accent from
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/massive-fatberg-of-grease-and-human-waste-found-in-london-as-engineers-warn-it-could-have-ruined-a6784456.html
fatcam
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>>52555720
french I believe
>>52555687
I would do the same but fuck being an accountant in Japan.
imagine one day you have kids but they're ugly as fuck
>>52555691
your accent is so qt
>>52555751
ebin
>>52555722
Anyone remember that episode of Come Outside when she goes in the sewer?
>>52555687
What's your itinerary like?
Who is this faggot that keeps getting posted i'm not up to date with the latest memes.
>tfw severe social anxiety
>haven't had my haircut in 4 months
>finally work up the courage to get it cut
>it's wasn't as horrible as I thought it would be
Feels good lads
Quite proud of myself ngl
>t. A lad whose stoned a fuck
