Cara Christmas Edition
cara
anime
shite edition desu
>he cant get his dick hard when there's a literal vagina in front of him
imagine being a poofter lads
so hungers (slang for hungry) lads woooaaaaaayyy hayyyyyyyy hoooaaaaa x
(xpost from /brit/)
Azusa
>>52550004
Buck do you ever sleep hahaha ur mental like me, im hungry too just made £400 and might order food something in celebreation
>>52550023
i'll freely admit I was pushing rope the whole time in my first sexual encounter
goid for a poo
daisy
The first time I attempted to have sex I couldn't get hard 2bh. The condom was uncomfortable and it was crushing my willy.
We tried again a few hours later and I just did her without a condom.
Blew in her after about 45 seconds.
>>52550062
gwwaaaaa how can anyone not think shes qt
£400 whats a nice pair of boots? americans have chippewa but we cant get them, and red wings iron rangers too pricey
going greggs for one of those christmas special pasties and a veg pasty and corner shop for 2 litres of milk
>>52550062
you fags didn't believe me when I said she was a q t
there's gonna be three hits:
me hitting you
you hitting the floor
and the ambulance hitting 90
alright lads. PC build time, rate my PC build lads.
http://uk.pcpartpicker.com/p/FRW2vK
why is no one making a nigger Hermione Granger edition
aren't the brits supposed to riot in the street of kalkuta as we speak?
>>52550099
She has a literal Stipper tattoo
Just got back from town and there was a big billboard with Cara on it haha
Kyary
First time I had sex the condom was too big for my willy lmao, couldn't cum either, it just felt weird and I couldn't stay hard.
Literally the worst night of my life.
Did anyone hear Jeremy Vine? Had one woman ranting about jews and another about how we're a soft touch and London is known as Londonistan. Was pretty funny.
>>52550145
>>52550099
her face is too like fleshy, she looks like the heel of a loaf of bread with some eyes, nose and mouth
she is pretty qt though
>>52550124
>£400 whats a nice pair of boots
Fuck off billionaire.
was you ever in quebec
bonnie laddie hielan' laddie
stowing timber on the deck
bonnie laddie hielan' laddie
>There are Scottish nats on Reddit who are taking a tongue in cheek press release by the Tories seriously
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/3xwqa0/scottish_conservatives_claim_snp_to_blame_for/?sort=top
what the actual fuck lads
i can't even watch past 5 seconds
http://i.imgur.com/4j42AlD.gifv
>>52550172
and who's the girl she's with?
>>52550159
she some stars on her foot. it's cute and girlish.
it's not exclusively associated with strippers
real sluty tatoos are on the waist
First time I had sex I...lol had you going there
>>52550059
back from this poo
>>52550219
haha nooooo no haha no
really want to play with a lady's lady-bits ngl tbqh lads
>>52550219
What am I looking at?
>>52550124
Wolverine 1000 Mile
>>52550054
fucked up me sleep schedule yet again a few days ago haha, was content to sleep at 7am and wake in the evening today but have to do housework all day and then star wars in the evening so i cant fuck about x
>>52550190
that's babbyfat
>>52550219
DELETE THIS
Today's lunch: scrambled eggs on toast.
>>52550208
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nExxQtLFYf
>>52550219
watched it multiple times
>>52550191
just sold my motorized fedora for a fat wad
>>52550225
me
>>52550219
>i can't even watch past 5 seconds
how much of a poof are you?
just watch it you spacker it's not even that bad
Asian gf 2016 lads. I'll do it this time
>>52550190
What the fuck are you on about m8?
far out lads could you imagine being german and in 1 year your mum population goes up 1.25%?
>>52550219
ON THE CROSS
>>52550243
EAST KILBRIDE
>>52550219
What is it?
>>52550270
i'll upload mine when its ready in 5 mins
>>52550271
i thought you loved your scooter
poo willy wank paki lads
>>52550270
Looks OK. Can't beat poached though tbqh
oneitis really makes some terrible makeup choices
>>52550270
looks bangin
made that for the first time a few weeks ago
was piss easy
>>52550289
her face looks like this
>>52550303
>EK
can someone explain what the 'duality of man' is
>>52550270
looks pretty good lad
bit plain but pretty good. what are your thoughts on pepper?
>>52550348
build a wall
>>52550278
w-what happens in it?
i'm too scared of puking
i've puked over watching fucked up shit like that before
>>52550349
work it out for yourself or wait until you do GCSE english fucking underage
Lads where do I learn Javascript and PHP?
>>52550349
man v nature, man v man, man v god, man v society, man v self, man v fate, man v technology, man v no god, man v reality, man v author
>>52550363
it's pretty disgusting, and this is coming from a scat fetishist
>>52549989
>fixed
Crap Christmas Edition
>>52550341
You should have gone to Specsavers desu senpai
sally brown she's a bright mulatto
way hey roll and go
she drinks rum and chews tobacco
spend my money on sally brown
>>52550405
fuck off Daisy
>>52550352
>what are your thoughts on pepper?
S'alright I suppose. Sometimes have it with soup but there's none in the house at the moment. Added some salt but that was it.
>>52550363
>picks poo out of a thing
>grinds it into pasty liquid
>puts bag of poo over head
>has a bath in it
it's not very long
>>52550395
what actually happens in it?
you wouldn't believe the pussy I get
go ahead, ask me
>>52550420
oh well
what are you drinking with it?
Had 2 (two) wanks in the toilet at work today and spent well over an hour altogether hiding in here
Thank fuck I finish at 2
>>52550341
beauty is not reductive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSo4uVP2rac
>>52550395
do you find the "doing a poo" posts particularly interesting? haha
>>52550441
Tap water.
>>52550427
he goes around public toilets collecting shit in a plastic bag, then he goes home and sits in the bath and puts the bag over his head. Then he puts water in the bath and submerges himself in the shitwater
>White girl dates dindu
>"lovely diverse couple!"
>White guy dates Waifu
>"He is just using her for her obedience and her dependence meanwhile she wants a green card"
ffs is this true
>>52550419
>>52550465
haha it's the only reason why I'm here haha
>>52550485
yeah
Is Rey a Mary Sue? Partly and no more than countless other characters in star wars and outside it.
She is just Luke, Han and Leia written as one character.
Finn and Poe strike me as sidekicks. They may as well be droids.
Rey herself is no more OP than Iron Man.
had to piss in an empty peroni bottle last night so I didn't wake anyone up going for a piss lads
not very dignified but luckily I stopped just before reaching full
>>52550485
it's just roastie manipulation, they want to be able to date other races, but they don't want white men to abandon them for other girls
>>52550506
haha
>>52550542
i used to piss in candle jars
>>52550542
my poo bag was full last night and my roomate wouldn't go to sleep so I had to sleep in a room with my poo bag that I couldn't close
smelt pretty ripe lad
How can the Government deal with the Paki problem without appearing racist lads?
>>52550542
>drinking peroni
where do normies carry their condoms ?
>>52550604
wallet
>>52550598
he's richer than you
>>52550604
penis
>>52550598
yeah tbf the piss probably tasted better
>>52550604
I wear mine all day, girls like a man who thinks ahead
>>52550604
Bedside table
>>52550536
>Mary Sue
Le /tv/ epic buzzword xDd
>>52550620
>not brewing your own ale
pleb
Business idea: buy Islamic Clothing from alibaba and sell it in the UK
>>52550604
wallet
having a hunger
>>52550639
it's not a /tv/ word. it has a wikipedia article and everything
>>52550372
calm down
>>52550391
still don't understand tbqh
>>52550676
So does cuckservative
2016 goals
-Get a job
-Move out of parents basement
-Become fit and attractive
-Cure my autism
-Get an asian gf
what are the best locations for yaks ?
>He's not subscribed to the British Army's Youtube
I want literal and actual Pakistanis to leave
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUFdrH02-ueNtM_h7Dr03Xw
>>52550699
If you don't know how to use google in 2015 (almost 2016) you should probably just give up trying to learn new things
>>52550703
All my objectives this year. Only managed one (get a job). Think I should just go crazy on NYE and ask a girl to be my gf?
>>52550662
>>52550616
but I heard that 's a bad idea like it wears them down
>>52550604
I wear mine all day just in case
5 years going strong
>>52550713
The Himalayas
>>52550700
that's a twitter meme, the nonsensical reverse of /pol/'s liberal cuckold
mary sue predates 4chan
>>52550713
Tibet
>>52550713
tibetan plateau and the himalayas
>>52550270
Todays lunch, cheesy bacon beanies on toast (very fattening)
hi lads how are we
>>52550713
liverpools is top notch might be a bit dead atm since uni cucks went home
>>52550620
they sell it at the cheapo shop near me
>>52550713
island of Neitiznot
>>52550745
>>52550754
>>52550758
haha epin xD the old 4chan switcharoo!
>>52550740
google does not help
>>52550768
>>52550768
>maroon coloured sweatpants
>>52550768
nice gayman keyboard
>>52550776
he was also a heartless prick with zero sensitivity skills to the point of extreme aspergers
>>52550785
It's a phrase used to represent how humans can be "good or evil", "kind or coldhearted", etc.
i.e. stealing to feed a family - Stealing is bad, feeding a family is good. Dual-sided.
>>52550816
haha>
>52550811
hahahaha
>>52550810
lmaoooo
>>52550836
Basically describes Western commies desu
>>52550836
how would you know? you never spoke to karl marx.
What should I get my gf for Christmas?
ALPHA DOOOG
AND
O
O
OMEGALOOO
MANIaaa A aaaac
aaAAaa A aaac
>>52550914
iPhone
would you?
>>52550884
t. anti-ssaradavidson
>>52550936
does it have a penis?
>>52550914
did you get her a dick pic?
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/679646192075145216
>>52550936
Where is this young man's penis?
>>52550936
i'd tackle her to the ground, rip my clothes off, and just dive right in tBh
would have to be consensual though
>>52550914
irish sunglasses
>it's just roastie manipulation, they want to be able to date other races, but they don't want white men to abandon them for other girls
>>52550936
would you?
HO HO HO
MERRY CHRISTMAS /BRIT/
Have yous been naughty or nice this year?
What gifts do you wish to have?
I hope you left out enough milk and cookies for me :)
>tfw i know exactly where communism went wrong but I'm not telling anyone because I don't want humanity to thrive
>>52550961
what an unfortunate penis and emaciated body
>>52550961
Which one of you lads was this?
>you weren't born into a literal billionaire family
>the best you can hope for is being comftably middle class.
>you will never enjoy the finer things in life
had a dream were I dated a qt from Norway
>>52551031
penis is q. nice if a tad small but forgivable since it's not erect
body is a right shame
2 men & 9 kids called Mahmood turned away from flight to America. Fair play. Were their mothers locked in the kitchen? Too female to fly?
@52550986
>i keep the filename from the post i saved it from
How much (approx.) will you be inheriting when your parents die lads?
like 1 million AUD here.
>>52551048
Hint: you're not "comfortably middle" if you didn't go to a private school and put on rails toward getting a law / medicine degree from a respectable Rustler's Group institution.
what should i buy for me mum on christmas lads?
>>52551036
your mate's a funny cunt
fellow australian i added from /brit/ snapchatted me a vid of him in the car when it was raining the other day with him saying "out here in beautiful irish weather" with an irish accent. was v. funny.
>>52551100
a decent son lol
Lads I ordered something from amazon for next day delivery last Friday, and now it's ust said 'out for delivery' for the past 5 days
Still says expected on saturday, etc
What do I do
What should I get my bf for Christmas?
>>52550959
yes
>>52550964
it's tucked. tucking is a method in which drag queens and trans women conceal their genitals
>>52550970
mah nigga
>>52551004
no
>>52551093
i've got 2 siblings and 3 half siblings but a few properties will be split between us.
>>52551036
have the same though every time I pass one of those
The Beatles are going to be on Spotify from midnight lads!
>>52551161
a zany concoction of 2 beautiful memes, lad. well done, full marks.
>>52551161
Been on the Pirate Bay for ages lads
>>52551135
A crisp new fedora
>>52551150
nice
>>52551093
2 million maybe unless they spend it all
you should watch this film, anon. it's really relevant to you.
>>52551186
So only for the criminal scum
>>52551161
What an excellent image
How do traps not constantly have a rock on all day?
>>52551243
Shrivelled balls from hormones innit
>>52551232
Good goy
Why are all these commie girls such Narcissists cunts lads?
>>52551243
>tfw wanking first time after a shower and a full body shave
alright lads going to migrate from my desktop to my laptop (or as i call it .. my bedtop haha)
stay safe. i'll be back soon ! :)
>>52551243
Because they're mentally fucked trannies who hate themselves?
>>52551204
when is it out on bluray
>>52551262
>>>/r9k/
loser
>>52551004
Ofcourse
>>52551262
>Why are all these girls such Narcissists cunts lads?
fixed that for you my m8
>>52551284
already available online
>>52551284
There's a decent rip out already.
>>52551262
>expecting commies to be good
>>52551262
everything girls do is just a personal affectation
only men can be sincere
My mum change her will to make her new husband her benefactor
>>52551316
>>52551317
ree why doesnt my "thing" pick it up
>>52551315
Commies of both genders are especially scummy
what is everyone doing right now?
>I'm not a communist
>>52551204
Looks shit, they didn't even bother making it a colour poster.
>>52550768
just sicked these up cause dad brought fish n chips home and it would be greedy to have both
>>52551329
should change the name on that pic to moeen_ali.jpg for the bants
Lada there's a rule that's never led me wrong
Never spend 30 minutes looking for a specific porn video, it's never worth it
>>52551329
you mean beneficiary, right, my cucked friend? :^)
https://twitter.com/AlexDevJustM
lad
(dishes done boys next up is general tidying but i am genuinely so tired i feel i might be violently ill and die any second now so not sure how to go about continuing to live any advice is welcome x)
>>52551365
you're such a mentally ill bulimic haha, why don't you just go for a run and control your diet you nutcase :o
>>52551388
Redtube > Japanese > top rated
>>52551349
I've been watching Internet porn so much that the first time I had sex I couldn't believe how HD the girls vagina was haha
>>52551428
1080p porn isn't all it's cracked out to be
>>52551469
haha, must be nice being a normie twat
>>52551329
Broken Britain desu
>>52551432
>"decent"
we live in the age where you can watch porn in 1080p 60fps an you watch this shit?
Is washing up liquid antibacterial lads? Don't want to go into much detail but my hands are quite filthy at the moment and I don't have any soap in the house.
>>52551407
do a coffee
or a caffeine tablet
>>52551469
A lot of vaginas are disgusting or at best neutral-looking
I feel like it's a lot easier to have an aesthetic dick but maybe mine is just nice.
>>52551499
bowels already taking the brunt of my first coffee 5 hours ago
worried that by the time star wars rolls around ill be a zombie
>>52551491
did you wipe your bum with your hands?
pajeet
hate all of you
i haven't gotten a single (You) all night...
>>52551512
even the most burnt roastie is nicer than a cut knob 3bqhwyl
>>52551469
>not watching HD porn
>>52551534
christmas (you) present here
Is HD 60fps 3d porn good lads?
I've been wanking to 360p clips for years
>>52551407
>German
Fucking obviously
>>52551329
legally speaking it's not worth the paper it's written on if you challenge it since you are her only child. It's irrelevant anyway since the husband will most likely snuff it before your mum does
I remember playing Minecraft years ago and all I ever did was make a few mines and a house or two. What the fuck is this shit?
>>52551554
thanks dancing qt
>>52551524
have another, 5 hours is quite a long time desu
>>52551534 (You)
>>52551484
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirated_movie_release_types
>WEB-DL
>This is a movie or TV show downloaded via an online distribution website, such as iTunes. The quality is quite good since they are not re-encoded. The video (H.264) and audio (AC3/AAC) streams are usually extracted from the iTunes file and then remuxed into a MKV container without sacrificing quality.
>An advantage with these releases is that they mostly have no network logos on screen, just like BD/DVDRips.
Feel free to delete your post out of embarrassment you pathetic little microbe.
>>52551271
cant believe no one responded to this i feel utterly fucking alone and like such a loser hahaha
>>52551563
a lot less left to the imagination 2bh wether you like that or not is up to you
>>52551532
Kind of, fingered my are because I was horny and got a pit of poo on my fingers.
>>52551571
How does his kid factor in this?
>>52551602
glad you got back ok x
need a blonde haired blue eyed work gf right now
>>52551563
Bet it pretty good the first few times and then you stop noticing the difference
>>52551620
how are you typing
just have a shower
Watched Sicario last night.
Literally one good scene and it's about 20 minutes in. Plot is OK.
6/10
>>52551686
thought it was quite boring meself baka
>>52551594
even then they're still 720p i don't know about you but i sit close enough to my screen to see the difference between the two if you don't you should go back to specsavers
i'll wait for a non pleb release
>>52551662
you are home early
How good do you reckon VR porn is gonna be lads.
It's on the horizon
>>52551620
Because I'm not bothered about getting poo germs on my phone but I want to eat lunch and that might be a problem.
>>52551710
been sacked x (tricked haha, finished at 12 x)
>>52551686
Thought it was good, The Revenant and Hateful 8 were better imo, gonna watch Creed and Legend today
to to honest I don't really mind kent'''''qt''''', she's nowhere near as obnoxious and needy as Thailad or Lisicki
>>52551704
why are you calling him a baka?
>>52551746
put your trip back on
>>52551739
oh very nice
I thought you said you were finishing at 2 yesterday
can't wait anymore lads
too excited
>>52551765
we were supposed to finish at 2:30 but there was nowt left to do in training for the day so now I'm finished till tuesday
>>52551764
because jackie 4chan is censoring us
>>52551713
+1 for immersion. -1 for increasing the crushing reality of >tfwnogf
leftover lasagne for lunch lads
complementing it with a 2015 Robinsons Orange Squash
Lads, is it fedora to like Westerns? I know some of the one liners in them can seem pretty fedora but that's not why I like them, I like the setting, the sense of adventure, about venturing into the strange and unknown and untamed Wild West, the sheer freedom.
Why is Tarintino obsessed with black penis?
>>52551770
for what
>>52551793
ahh nice lad
>>52551806
>2 portions
fat bas
>robinsons
underage
>>52551820
Can't see how it would be fedora desu
>>52551806
looks nice lad
>>52551806
looks cold
