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Morning Cute Edition
Second for Ritsu
>>52547141
>>52547141
posted it a bit late haha
Azusa
christmas karen
>>52547174
this
>>52547165
>Tablet with a full size keyboard and mouse
Madman
>>52547165
sweet a bicc s
>>52547196
stole it from my dads computer while I eat breakfast, don;t tell
>no karen thread on /c/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35167511
Kek, based Trump laws coming into effect already.
>>52547178
christmas ika
Sersh
>>52547217
yep I guess that checks out
willy
>>52547127
good post
>>52547158
good post
>>52547174
good post
>>52547178
good post
>>52547182
good post
>>52547217
good post
>>52547259
interesting post
>>52547265
good post
WILLY
Lads my gf accused me of being gay last night and got really upset about it and started crying lol. Think she is convinced I'm gay, I'm not just a little bit camp ha
>>52547261
>The family of 11
can muslims just fuck right off
>>52547261
>oh no, not the precious muslims! cameron help!
It's not like we've never banned people from the US.
>>52547308
What do you lads picture when you read just 'willy' like this?
For me it's a pretty big, semi-erect willy gently swaying in the breeze
>2 days to Christmas
>11 degrees outside
>sunny
>sitting here in my pants with the window open
Nige wouldn't have let this happen
>>52547178
Christmas keions
>>52547337
I picture a cute guy saying willy
>>52547335
I would have let him in just because his shit eating grin is so funny.
>>52547335
haha fuck off pal, don't turn this into some tit-for-tat shit
i'm hungry (for cock and willy)
>>52547261
>He said the airline had told them they would not be refunded the £9,000 cost of their flights. They were also forced to return everything they had purchased at Gatwick's duty-free shops before being escorted from the airport, he said.
lmao get fucked muzzie scum
>>52547377
bit greedy desu
>>52547326
>Mr Mahmood, who was travelling with his brother and nine of their children
The memes are real.
@52547292
@52547308
@52547320
@52547337
@52547361
@52547377
wish benders like you would just fuck off
can't wait for you all to be beheaded by pakis
Have so far scored 5/12 on every bbc end of year quiz
@52547408
FOST
*holds drinks closer to my chests*
oopsy excuse me coming through mate ta
hmmm not sure if he is quoting bender posts or anime posts
BUM
manufacturing consent is the name of the game the bottom line is money nobody gives a fuck
>>52547445
RARE
A
R
E
@52547448
bender posts
already quoted the animeposts haha>>52547306
>>52547398
HOW DARE U !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Went Christmas shopping in selfridges.
Honestly posses me off shopping in there. Makes me upset im not a billionaire because everything they sell is so nice
>>52547462
>I used to really, really like this band
>>52547342
it's weird as fuck
i've been working outside for the past 2 months and i've only been cold on like 4 occasions
>>52547335
and people say british are neutered
if our government wanted to, they could round up 99% of us in one day. the americans couldn't do that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIaj2jHra7g
>>52547448
was bender posts, 2 of them were mine haha
I'm gonna do it lads. Asian gf 2016.
I'm gonna join a gym and I swear I'll go more than 3 times in the year.
i see the girls go by dressed in their summer clothes. i have to turn my head until my darkness goes
>>52547523
haha what are you like
>buy mum body shop stuff
>realise I'm just making her nicer for her bf to fuck her
not sure how i feel about last night
going into town with my mate later
gone full normie for christmas lads
>>52547611
>my mate
you were already a normie
>Christmas
>just watch anime with clerks of coffee shop
>>52547494
>go to selfridges
>they don't sell fridges
>>52547633
hadn't spoken to him for 4 months
>these melts still complaining about normies
>>52547642
if you have friends of any kind you're a normie, no exceptions
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>>52547638
>go to waitrose
>people wait in rows
>>52547660
FOAL
>>52547648
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>>52547669
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIRJMESl4U8
>>52547684
have you been put in the bin again cornwall
has anyone else started thinking about their new years resolutions?
i'm going to try to improve myself so maybe i can get a cute emotionally damaged boytoy.
i was in the 212
>>52547684
verdana
You used to call me on my landline
BT friends and family scheme
@52547702
>taking part is pseudotripfagging
even worse than being a normie twat, which i reckon you are as well
FOSTFNT
>>52547707
If it was something you were really resolved about then you would just do it rather than leaning on the whole New Years shite.
>>52547712
I could bust your 8
>>52547707
Buy a flat/house, secondary goal = get an azn gf
>>52547662
>go to asda
>people don't as da
>>52547733
eh, i really believe in the whole new year new start shit
any normals in this thread? what do you talk to your friends about and stuff? how do you talk to them?
feeling de-pressed
>>52547733
good post
:(
>>52547789
you're a beautiful butterfly m8
imma ruin you cunt
>>52547783
drugs
>>52547789
*compliments you*
>>52547783
Work, people talk to me about TV shows but I don't watch them, video games, the news, the weather, what's going on where you're currently at, holidays coming up, swap stories about when you got drunk
need to go get a chair which i can actually lean back on
6'3" and my feet are always cold.
Manlets don't know the suffering normal sized people face.
>>52547734
I'm a rude bitch nigger what are you made up of?
>>52547783
Yes I am a normington. I talk to my many and varied friends about Strictly Come Dancing, the John Lewis advert, cooking recipies and Apple products.
>>52547783
boys, tv shows, work, current affairs, social shit, but mostly food
>>52547867
I'm the new shit boo, young rapunzel
who are you bitch, new lunch?
>>52547844
>TV shows
fuck off yank
>>52547783
post more animes wearing baggy clothes
>>52547873
yeah we can tell, ya fat cunt
What phones does everyone have /brit/ desu?
>tfw shitposting from phone
>current affairs
>>52547882
nigger you're a kool-aid dude, plus your bitch might lick it
just wrapped ALL my many presents x
off for a shower
>>52547783
>Look at me I just got here yesterday! People on here like anime right? Better post some to prove I'm not a 'normiiiie' haha, I'm so random lol, me and my girlfriend are such abnormies because we like anime and video games and post on 4chin!
advent calendar's looking good lads
>anime faggots
>>52547961
noice
>>52547948
Pop you playing with your butter, like your boo won't chew
>>52547942
galaxy s5, got it a few weeks ago love it desu
>>52547942
one plus one desu
>>52547942
iPhone 6 master race here
>>52548016
delete this
I have a positively magisterial collection of fedora pictures lads. It's in the many hundreds at this point
What advice could I give you? Well, for one thing, it's sometimes best to stick to the classics
>>52548021
post bunda
>What advice could I give you? Well, for one thing, it's sometimes best to stick to the classics
>>52548046
what the fuck is a bunda
>>52547998
caught the warm goo in your doo-rag too, son?
>/brit/ has a female trip
we /soc/ now
>netflix not even having a christmas movies category
>I have a positively magisterial collection of fedora pictures lads. It's in the many hundreds at this point
>What advice could I give you? Well, for one thing, it's sometimes best to stick to the classics
>>52547961
haha took a pic of my screen so now my friend thinks i have star wars calender sick one thanks
>>52548085
Both the female non-trips are superior
>>52548075
>2014
Jesus, those Japs certainly know how to make addictive vidya.
>>52548077
post bum
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35165720
>leave the EU
>get rid of the scots too
It's gonna be a good year lads.
My friend online is getting battlefront for christmas, is it worth me buying it too so we can play together or nah?
>>52548117
nah
>>52548099
haha merry christmas lad
>>52548082
Your gay to get discovered in my 2 1 deuce
cock licking in the water by the blue bayou
>>52548085
>>52548136
then what the fuck is the point of your trip
>>52547894
bit specific
>>52548126
No it's shit reskin of Battlefield with less content. You could shit in a box at the moment and it would sell well if it had the Star Wars logo on it. The whole world has gone mad.
>>52548136
go on
>>52548109
extra flags are essentially trips 2bh
>>52548126
do you really like multiplayer shooters?
do you really like star wars?
if you answered anything other than "yes" to both of those, don't buy it.
>>52548163
fun
>>52548179
if everyone had them they wouldnt
>>52548185
fuck off cunt
feeling unsettled becuase i watched that simpsons massacre thing again
http://i.4cdn.org/f/Banned%20Simpsond%20opening.swf
>>52547783
we talk about the latest kickballing events
>>52548205
what the fuck
>>52548205
It's just clay you bender. It's literally nothing compared to some of this shit I've seen on liveleak.
>tfw too socially awkward to play online multiplayer games with strangers
>>52548195
idiot
>>52548178
why
>>52548255
what makes you scared
>posting dropping out for ~seconds, interrupting my flow of shitposting
Get it together hiroshima
>>52548275
cos i want to see it
get your bum out
get your bum out
get your bum out for the lads
>>52548303
why do you want to see it? i'll only show my bum if there's a good reason
Pulled it off lads
Last minute Christmas shopping for everyone with minimum normie interaction. Even snagged a few reduced items.
>>52548346
I will donate £20 to a charity of your choice
only 2 sleeps till christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I find it hard to resist saving good quality fedora pics that I haven't seen before. My criteria?
First and foremost, of course, they have to involve a fedora. Now the fedora doesn't *have* to be on the subject's head, it could be in his hand if he is in the process of tipping, for example.
It also doesn't have to be an actual fedora, as long as it's a brimmed hat it works. In fact, not using a fedora invites people to point out that it's not a fedora, which you can respond to with another fedora, doubling potential arsemadness.
Secondly, it must be a male who is the subject of the picture. Female fedoras are too rare to bother collecting pictures of.
Thirdly, there must be something 'extra' to the picture to underline the pure autism of the comment you're replying to. This 'something extra' could by, but is not limited to, a neckbeard, something related to anime like a waifu pillow, a weapon of some kind, or the subject could be ugly, badly dressed, obese or some kind of fedora celebrity like Neil deGrasse Tyson, Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris, etc. A handsome, cool man who happens to be wearing a fedora doesn't work at all.
>>52548205
good ending
>>52548364
that's not a reason, that's bribery/blackmail.
>>52548346
because i'm a poor lonely lad at christmas in need of a little festive cheer in the form of your bum t b h
>>52548364
Donate £20 to my bank account lad
>See an oriental girl walking down the street
>Do a quick objective assessment of her qualities
>No arse
>No tits
>Average face
>Still want to make her my gf
Got the yellow sickness hard lads
>>52548388
how is that blackmail
>A handsome, cool man who happens to be wearing a fedora doesn't work at all.
>>52548430
I know what you mean though senpai, must be like what black men see when they see a white girl.
>>52548436
You aren't even talking to a real female t b h
>>52548436
it could be interpreted as emotional blackmail, considering the charitable caveat.
>>52548389
my bum won't cheer you up
>>52548364
Ok, donate £20 to save the twinks foundation of great britain. Then I'll post it.
>>52547783
we talk about the latest kickballing events
who /goes to the hairdresser twice a month just to feel somebody wash my hair and rub my scalp once in a while/ here
who /failed his finals/ here
who /wants to be diagnosed with a terminal illness so that you won't have to face the guilt of suicide/ here
who /will never ever ever find happiness/ here
who /raised by a single mother/ here
who /autistic/ here
Start my Christmas shopping today lads
Hope I can find things alright lol
this chair is fucking shit
might order a new one with express delivery
>>52548517
no
no
no
me
no
no
>>52548517
Literally none of those haha waheyyy
>>52548517
who /my life is glaringly miserable but i don't want to put in any effort at all to change anything/ here?
Normies frustrate me with their constant small talk, what are they even doing?
I was in the apple store buying a giftcard for my brother and the casier was like "How's your day". Well I've not won the lottery and I've not been stabbed so it's on the bad side of average like every day in my life.
She then looks at my 4 shopping bags filled with christmas presents "Doing some christmas shopping". She can fucking see that I'm doing that, why mention it?
>>52548517
Was raised by a single mum but that's it.
>>52548571
I'm your man haha
>>52548477
how the FUCK do you know what will or won't cheer me up you presumptuous mong
>>52548571
Welcome to 4chan
Paid all this money for a hangover
what a privilege
>>52548583
>store
fuck off yank
>>52548583
>4 bags of Christmas shopping
>Thinks he's not a normie
Unfortunately I'm "banned" lads but here's my response to the calendar post
>>52548517
I don't go to a hairdresser because I'm not bent. I go to a barber, he's 50 years old and turkish and I don't get much enjoyment from him touching me.
>this melt and her tripcode
>>52548583
>Why do normies constantly talk to eachother?
>I'm so lonely lads think I might kill myself
hmmm
>>52548583
A world without small talk would be weird desu.
>>52548583
She's paid to be hospitable, most people don't like stone cold silence unfortunately
>>52548517
>finals
Fuck off Yank
>>52548655
A world without small talk would be Finland
>>52548621
I see why you'd prefer to be groomed by old, hairy oily turks but that is a female-only profession here
>>52548583
think how bored the cashier is
the only thing she can do is talk to people whilst she is working
>>52548597
i just know my bum isn't that spectacular
>>52548669
Yuck.
>>52548621
>not going to a hairdresser
>not having a good haircut
>going to a shithole run by a bloke who only does it because his BTEC in sports science didn't get him anywhere
>>52548583
For most people it's automatic, they just say it, no thinking involved. Especially those who have worked in customer facing jobs.
>>52548689
For fuck sake just post a picture of your arse you fat bastard
alright back lads
did the lad with the calendar get my response????
>>52548689
not the point at all. let me see it.
>>52548517
>who /wants to be diagnosed with a terminal illness so that you won't have to face the guilt of suicide/ here
lol this is so me x
>>52548671
>>52548713
Female hairdressers are for women and benders. If you want your hair cut and are a man you go to a barber.
>>52548689
I would still wank over it though.
>>52548724
>>52548730
as if i'm going to post it so you can mock it
Christmas? More like Jewmas amirite
>>52548756
filtered
>>52548740
What if your barber is female?
>>52548761
uhhh no?? pretty sure it's called Christmas???
>>52548740
confirmed for having shit hair
>>52548756
of course we're going to mock it, we mock fucking everything
we will wank over it too because we are sad and lonely, give us something it's christmas and some people here will die alone
>>52548780
Women can't be barbers
>>52548817
My barber is female and she does a good job 2bh
I've seen lots of female barbers
Spoilers: Jesus wasn't even born on Christmas day
>>52548807
Confirmed for having some flavour of the month hipster style instead of a professional clipped short back and sides.
>>52548788
But we're getting jewed left and right at this time of year
>>52548814
if someone comes up with a legit good reason, i'll post bum.
>>52548851
>clipped short back and sides
aka SHIT HAIR
>>52548845
duh
christmas is to celebrate him coming back to life
Ah christmas, a time when we analyses how much we love each other and assign that love a monetary value.
What a shitty holiday.
>>52548740
fucking melt
>>52548735
haha why so selfish anon
don't you want to pretend to enjoy life just to make your family feel better about themselves, bringing you into this world, believing it will not end up like absolute suffering for you?? lol
>>52548868
you crrave the attention
>>52548817
Barbering is a course separate from women's hair dressing, you can be a female barber, a barberess perhaps and not be trained in women's hair at all.
>>52548817
I've been trying to tell my gf this for ages but she's still training to be one
>>52548868
Forget it
>>52548838
Same, it's a unisex hairdressers though. I feel a lot more comfortable with a woman doing my hair, I've been to a few male barbers and it just felt weird, chatting about football and being a bit racist about Pakis whilst some middle aged man fiddles with my hair. Quite homoerotic really.
>>52548234
like what ?
>Ah christmas, a time when we analyses how much we love each other and assign that love a monetary value.
>>52548882
Spoilers: Jesus was crucified in April
>>52548868
It's rude not to
>>52548910
Gf will be doing other guy's hair in close proximity
>>52548878
Is this you?
>>52548920
your choice
>>52548925
Women just fondle hair better imo, I'd prefer some small soft hands fuck with my hair than big man hands
>>52548925
He's just cutting your hair, any gay shit you feel is all on your end
>>52548868
If you don't post it I'll donate £20 to the Labour party
>>52548430
That feel when i was in Asia and i got pussy as much i could take, but every fucking girl was flat. Rly, why asian girls don't have boobs. Because rice? :D Or is it just genetic? Almost every Finnish girls have good sized chest, i've even get to squeeze couple, but that's all. Breast size is important, without it woman can be nice, but not great.
>>52548838
>>52548910
>>52548906
Non bent male hairdressers are barbers. They focus on the default styles that never go out of fashion.
Women and bent male hairdressers are "hair stylists", work at Toni and Guy and charge £40 for a cut and focus on making you look as gay as possible.
>>52548868
to answer /luso/
>>52548993
go ahead
>>52549028
m8 I can literally go down to my local, family-owned barber, and have a short/back/sides done by a woman
just had a bit of a tricky shit lads, was doing some well rare farts tryna squeeze that bad boy out haha
Poor man's straw poll; How much do you pay for a haircut?
Free (i..e My Mum does it)
£1-£5
£6-£10
£11-£20+
£21+ (Nonce salon range)
just ordered a chair
better come before new years
>>52549071
£4.50
>He's not been going to the same barber all his life
>It's not the same barber his dad went to all his life
>He doesn't know his barber by name
>He can't say "Just the usual".
>>52549079
post pic la
>>52549071
The knob just put his up to £10.50, used to be £9.50
>>52549071
my mum literally does it
>>52549028
Except not, my barber is male, his colleague is a female barber. She doesn't cut women's hair and does normal bloke cuts all day long. Your problem is women and homosexuals scare you, which leaves you somewhat in a quandary.
why are you deadshits giving this bloke pretending to be a girl online attention? fucking hell pull your head in boys
>>52549071
>£11-£20
>>52549091
been going to the same barber since i moved here, still ask me what i want baka
>>52549071
$25
>>52549103
same
hahaha!!!!
>>52549066
They wont do it right
>>52549110
/brit/ is full of /b/ crossboarders these days
http://i.imgur.com/4j42AlD.gifv
>>52549091
JUST is my usual tbf, local barber is shit.
See you on Friday anon~
>>52549110
post bum
>>52549133
who the fuck are you?
>>52549141
chocolate smells putrid
>A trip that you haven't filtered yet replies to you
>>52549116
>$
fuck off yank
>>52549110
I've filtered it
I just my own hair
Just run a clipper all over my head
Done
