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Morning Cute Edition
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Second for Ritsu
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>>52547141
>>52547141
posted it a bit late haha
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Azusa
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christmas karen
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>>52547174
this
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>>52547165
>Tablet with a full size keyboard and mouse
Madman
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>>52547127
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>>52547165
sweet a bicc s
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>>52547196
stole it from my dads computer while I eat breakfast, don;t tell
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>no karen thread on /c/
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35167511
Kek, based Trump laws coming into effect already.
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>>52547178
christmas ika
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Sersh
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>>52547217
yep I guess that checks out
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willy
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>>52547127
good post
>>52547158
good post
>>52547174
good post
>>52547178
good post
>>52547182
good post
>>52547217
good post
>>52547259
interesting post
>>52547265
good post
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WILLY
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Lads my gf accused me of being gay last night and got really upset about it and started crying lol. Think she is convinced I'm gay, I'm not just a little bit camp ha
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>>52547261
>The family of 11
can muslims just fuck right off
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>>52547261
>oh no, not the precious muslims! cameron help!
It's not like we've never banned people from the US.
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>>52547308
What do you lads picture when you read just 'willy' like this?
For me it's a pretty big, semi-erect willy gently swaying in the breeze
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>2 days to Christmas
>11 degrees outside
>sunny
>sitting here in my pants with the window open


Nige wouldn't have let this happen
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>>52547337
I picture a cute guy saying willy
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>>52547335
I would have let him in just because his shit eating grin is so funny.
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>>52547335
haha fuck off pal, don't turn this into some tit-for-tat shit
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i'm hungry (for cock and willy)
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>>52547261
>He said the airline had told them they would not be refunded the £9,000 cost of their flights. They were also forced to return everything they had purchased at Gatwick's duty-free shops before being escorted from the airport, he said.
lmao get fucked muzzie scum
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>>52547377
bit greedy desu
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>>52547326
>Mr Mahmood, who was travelling with his brother and nine of their children
The memes are real.
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@52547292
@52547308
@52547320
@52547337
@52547361
@52547377
wish benders like you would just fuck off
can't wait for you all to be beheaded by pakis
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Have so far scored 5/12 on every bbc end of year quiz
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@52547408
FOST
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*holds drinks closer to my chests*
oopsy excuse me coming through mate ta
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hmmm not sure if he is quoting bender posts or anime posts
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BUM
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manufacturing consent is the name of the game the bottom line is money nobody gives a fuck
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>>52547445
RARE
A
R
E
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@52547448
bender posts
already quoted the animeposts haha>>52547306
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>>52547398
HOW DARE U !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Went Christmas shopping in selfridges.

Honestly posses me off shopping in there. Makes me upset im not a billionaire because everything they sell is so nice
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>>52547462
>I used to really, really like this band
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>>52547342
it's weird as fuck

i've been working outside for the past 2 months and i've only been cold on like 4 occasions
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>>52547335

and people say british are neutered

if our government wanted to, they could round up 99% of us in one day. the americans couldn't do that.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIaj2jHra7g
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>>52547448
was bender posts, 2 of them were mine haha
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I'm gonna do it lads. Asian gf 2016.

I'm gonna join a gym and I swear I'll go more than 3 times in the year.
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i see the girls go by dressed in their summer clothes. i have to turn my head until my darkness goes
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>>52547523
haha what are you like
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>buy mum body shop stuff
>realise I'm just making her nicer for her bf to fuck her
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not sure how i feel about last night

going into town with my mate later

gone full normie for christmas lads
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>>52547611
>my mate
you were already a normie
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>Christmas
>just watch anime with clerks of coffee shop
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>>52547494
>go to selfridges
>they don't sell fridges
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>>52547633
hadn't spoken to him for 4 months
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>these melts still complaining about normies
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>>52547642
if you have friends of any kind you're a normie, no exceptions
FONT
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>>52547638
>go to waitrose
>people wait in rows
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>>52547660
FOAL
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>>52547648
FONT
>>52547669
FONT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIRJMESl4U8
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>>52547684
have you been put in the bin again cornwall
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has anyone else started thinking about their new years resolutions?

i'm going to try to improve myself so maybe i can get a cute emotionally damaged boytoy.
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i was in the 212
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>>52547684
verdana
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You used to call me on my landline
BT friends and family scheme
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@52547702
>taking part is pseudotripfagging
even worse than being a normie twat, which i reckon you are as well
FOSTFNT
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>>52547707
If it was something you were really resolved about then you would just do it rather than leaning on the whole New Years shite.
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>>52547712
I could bust your 8
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>>52547707
Buy a flat/house, secondary goal = get an azn gf
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>>52547662
>go to asda
>people don't as da
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>>52547733
eh, i really believe in the whole new year new start shit
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any normals in this thread? what do you talk to your friends about and stuff? how do you talk to them?
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feeling de-pressed
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>>52547733
good post
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:(
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>>52547789
you're a beautiful butterfly m8
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imma ruin you cunt

>>52547783
drugs
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>>52547789
*compliments you*
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>>52547783
Work, people talk to me about TV shows but I don't watch them, video games, the news, the weather, what's going on where you're currently at, holidays coming up, swap stories about when you got drunk
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need to go get a chair which i can actually lean back on
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6'3" and my feet are always cold.

Manlets don't know the suffering normal sized people face.
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>>52547734
I'm a rude bitch nigger what are you made up of?
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>>52547783
Yes I am a normington. I talk to my many and varied friends about Strictly Come Dancing, the John Lewis advert, cooking recipies and Apple products.
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>>52547783

boys, tv shows, work, current affairs, social shit, but mostly food
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>>52547867
I'm the new shit boo, young rapunzel
who are you bitch, new lunch?
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>>52547844
>TV shows
fuck off yank
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>>52547783
post more animes wearing baggy clothes
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>>52547873
yeah we can tell, ya fat cunt
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What phones does everyone have /brit/ desu?

>tfw shitposting from phone
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>current affairs
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>>52547882
nigger you're a kool-aid dude, plus your bitch might lick it
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just wrapped ALL my many presents x
off for a shower
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>>52547783
>Look at me I just got here yesterday! People on here like anime right? Better post some to prove I'm not a 'normiiiie' haha, I'm so random lol, me and my girlfriend are such abnormies because we like anime and video games and post on 4chin!
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advent calendar's looking good lads
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>anime faggots
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>>52547961
noice
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>>52547948
Pop you playing with your butter, like your boo won't chew
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>>52547942
galaxy s5, got it a few weeks ago love it desu
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>>52547942
one plus one desu
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>>52547942

iPhone 6 master race here
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>>52548016
delete this
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I have a positively magisterial collection of fedora pictures lads. It's in the many hundreds at this point

What advice could I give you? Well, for one thing, it's sometimes best to stick to the classics
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>>52548021
post bunda
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>What advice could I give you? Well, for one thing, it's sometimes best to stick to the classics
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>>52548046

what the fuck is a bunda
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>>52547998
caught the warm goo in your doo-rag too, son?
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>/brit/ has a female trip

we /soc/ now
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>netflix not even having a christmas movies category
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>I have a positively magisterial collection of fedora pictures lads. It's in the many hundreds at this point
>What advice could I give you? Well, for one thing, it's sometimes best to stick to the classics
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>>52547961
haha took a pic of my screen so now my friend thinks i have star wars calender sick one thanks
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>>52548085
Both the female non-trips are superior
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>>52548075
>2014
Jesus, those Japs certainly know how to make addictive vidya.
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>>52548077
post bum
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35165720
>leave the EU
>get rid of the scots too

It's gonna be a good year lads.
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My friend online is getting battlefront for christmas, is it worth me buying it too so we can play together or nah?
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>>52548117

nah
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>>52548099
haha merry christmas lad
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>>52548082
Your gay to get discovered in my 2 1 deuce
cock licking in the water by the blue bayou
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>>52548085
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>>52548136
then what the fuck is the point of your trip
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>>52547894
bit specific
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>>52548126
No it's shit reskin of Battlefield with less content. You could shit in a box at the moment and it would sell well if it had the Star Wars logo on it. The whole world has gone mad.
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>>52548136
go on
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>>52548109
extra flags are essentially trips 2bh
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>>52548126

do you really like multiplayer shooters?
do you really like star wars?

if you answered anything other than "yes" to both of those, don't buy it.

>>52548163

fun
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>>52548179
if everyone had them they wouldnt
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>>52548185

fuck off cunt
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feeling unsettled becuase i watched that simpsons massacre thing again

http://i.4cdn.org/f/Banned%20Simpsond%20opening.swf
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>>52547783

we talk about the latest kickballing events
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>>52548205
what the fuck
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>>52548205
It's just clay you bender. It's literally nothing compared to some of this shit I've seen on liveleak.
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>tfw too socially awkward to play online multiplayer games with strangers
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>>52548195
idiot
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>>52548178

why
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>>52548255
what makes you scared
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>posting dropping out for ~seconds, interrupting my flow of shitposting

Get it together hiroshima
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>>52548275
cos i want to see it
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get your bum out
get your bum out
get your bum out for the lads
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>>52548303

why do you want to see it? i'll only show my bum if there's a good reason
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Pulled it off lads

Last minute Christmas shopping for everyone with minimum normie interaction. Even snagged a few reduced items.
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>>52548346
I will donate £20 to a charity of your choice
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only 2 sleeps till christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I find it hard to resist saving good quality fedora pics that I haven't seen before. My criteria?

First and foremost, of course, they have to involve a fedora. Now the fedora doesn't *have* to be on the subject's head, it could be in his hand if he is in the process of tipping, for example.

It also doesn't have to be an actual fedora, as long as it's a brimmed hat it works. In fact, not using a fedora invites people to point out that it's not a fedora, which you can respond to with another fedora, doubling potential arsemadness.

Secondly, it must be a male who is the subject of the picture. Female fedoras are too rare to bother collecting pictures of.

Thirdly, there must be something 'extra' to the picture to underline the pure autism of the comment you're replying to. This 'something extra' could by, but is not limited to, a neckbeard, something related to anime like a waifu pillow, a weapon of some kind, or the subject could be ugly, badly dressed, obese or some kind of fedora celebrity like Neil deGrasse Tyson, Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris, etc. A handsome, cool man who happens to be wearing a fedora doesn't work at all.
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>>52548205
good ending
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>>52548364

that's not a reason, that's bribery/blackmail.
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>>52548346
because i'm a poor lonely lad at christmas in need of a little festive cheer in the form of your bum t b h
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>>52548364

Donate £20 to my bank account lad
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>See an oriental girl walking down the street
>Do a quick objective assessment of her qualities
>No arse
>No tits
>Average face
>Still want to make her my gf

Got the yellow sickness hard lads
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>>52548388
how is that blackmail
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>A handsome, cool man who happens to be wearing a fedora doesn't work at all.
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>>52548430
I know what you mean though senpai, must be like what black men see when they see a white girl.
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>>52548436

You aren't even talking to a real female t b h
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>>52548436

it could be interpreted as emotional blackmail, considering the charitable caveat.

>>52548389

my bum won't cheer you up
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>>52548364
Ok, donate £20 to save the twinks foundation of great britain. Then I'll post it.
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>>52547783

we talk about the latest kickballing events
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who /goes to the hairdresser twice a month just to feel somebody wash my hair and rub my scalp once in a while/ here
who /failed his finals/ here
who /wants to be diagnosed with a terminal illness so that you won't have to face the guilt of suicide/ here
who /will never ever ever find happiness/ here
who /raised by a single mother/ here
who /autistic/ here
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Start my Christmas shopping today lads
Hope I can find things alright lol
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this chair is fucking shit

might order a new one with express delivery
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>>52548517
no
no
no
me
no
no
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>>52548517
Literally none of those haha waheyyy
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>>52548517

who /my life is glaringly miserable but i don't want to put in any effort at all to change anything/ here?
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Normies frustrate me with their constant small talk, what are they even doing?

I was in the apple store buying a giftcard for my brother and the casier was like "How's your day". Well I've not won the lottery and I've not been stabbed so it's on the bad side of average like every day in my life.

She then looks at my 4 shopping bags filled with christmas presents "Doing some christmas shopping". She can fucking see that I'm doing that, why mention it?
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>>52548517
Was raised by a single mum but that's it.
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>>52548571
I'm your man haha
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>>52548477
how the FUCK do you know what will or won't cheer me up you presumptuous mong
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>>52548571
Welcome to 4chan
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Paid all this money for a hangover

what a privilege
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>>52548583
>store
fuck off yank
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>>52548583
>4 bags of Christmas shopping
>Thinks he's not a normie
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Unfortunately I'm "banned" lads but here's my response to the calendar post
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>>52548517
I don't go to a hairdresser because I'm not bent. I go to a barber, he's 50 years old and turkish and I don't get much enjoyment from him touching me.
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>this melt and her tripcode
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>>52548583
>Why do normies constantly talk to eachother?

>I'm so lonely lads think I might kill myself

hmmm
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>>52548583
A world without small talk would be weird desu.
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>>52548583

She's paid to be hospitable, most people don't like stone cold silence unfortunately
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>>52548517
>finals

Fuck off Yank
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>>52548655
A world without small talk would be Finland
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>>52548621
I see why you'd prefer to be groomed by old, hairy oily turks but that is a female-only profession here
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>>52548583
think how bored the cashier is

the only thing she can do is talk to people whilst she is working
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>>52548597

i just know my bum isn't that spectacular
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>>52548669
Yuck.
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>>52548621
>not going to a hairdresser
>not having a good haircut
>going to a shithole run by a bloke who only does it because his BTEC in sports science didn't get him anywhere
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>>52548583

For most people it's automatic, they just say it, no thinking involved. Especially those who have worked in customer facing jobs.
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>>52548689

For fuck sake just post a picture of your arse you fat bastard
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alright back lads

did the lad with the calendar get my response????
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>>52548689
not the point at all. let me see it.
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>>52548517
>who /wants to be diagnosed with a terminal illness so that you won't have to face the guilt of suicide/ here
lol this is so me x
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>>52548671
>>52548713

Female hairdressers are for women and benders. If you want your hair cut and are a man you go to a barber.
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>>52548689
I would still wank over it though.
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>>52548724
>>52548730

as if i'm going to post it so you can mock it
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Christmas? More like Jewmas amirite
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>>52548756
filtered
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>>52548740
What if your barber is female?
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>>52548761
uhhh no?? pretty sure it's called Christmas???
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>>52548740
confirmed for having shit hair
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>>52548775

k
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>>52548756

of course we're going to mock it, we mock fucking everything

we will wank over it too because we are sad and lonely, give us something it's christmas and some people here will die alone
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>>52548780
Women can't be barbers
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>>52548817
My barber is female and she does a good job 2bh

I've seen lots of female barbers
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Spoilers: Jesus wasn't even born on Christmas day
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>>52548807
Confirmed for having some flavour of the month hipster style instead of a professional clipped short back and sides.
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>>52548788
But we're getting jewed left and right at this time of year
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>>52548814

if someone comes up with a legit good reason, i'll post bum.
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>>52548851
>clipped short back and sides
aka SHIT HAIR
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>>52548845
duh

christmas is to celebrate him coming back to life
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Ah christmas, a time when we analyses how much we love each other and assign that love a monetary value.

What a shitty holiday.
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>>52548740
fucking melt

>>52548735
haha why so selfish anon
don't you want to pretend to enjoy life just to make your family feel better about themselves, bringing you into this world, believing it will not end up like absolute suffering for you?? lol
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>>52548868
you crrave the attention
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>>52548817
Barbering is a course separate from women's hair dressing, you can be a female barber, a barberess perhaps and not be trained in women's hair at all.
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>>52548817
I've been trying to tell my gf this for ages but she's still training to be one
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>>52548868

Forget it
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>>52548838
Same, it's a unisex hairdressers though. I feel a lot more comfortable with a woman doing my hair, I've been to a few male barbers and it just felt weird, chatting about football and being a bit racist about Pakis whilst some middle aged man fiddles with my hair. Quite homoerotic really.
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>>52548234
like what ?
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>Ah christmas, a time when we analyses how much we love each other and assign that love a monetary value.
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>>52548882
Spoilers: Jesus was crucified in April
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>>52548868
It's rude not to
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>>52548910
Gf will be doing other guy's hair in close proximity
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>>52548878

Is this you?
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>>52548920

your choice
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>>52548925
Women just fondle hair better imo, I'd prefer some small soft hands fuck with my hair than big man hands
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>>52548925

He's just cutting your hair, any gay shit you feel is all on your end
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>>52548868
If you don't post it I'll donate £20 to the Labour party
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>>52548430
That feel when i was in Asia and i got pussy as much i could take, but every fucking girl was flat. Rly, why asian girls don't have boobs. Because rice? :D Or is it just genetic? Almost every Finnish girls have good sized chest, i've even get to squeeze couple, but that's all. Breast size is important, without it woman can be nice, but not great.
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>>52548838
>>52548910
>>52548906

Non bent male hairdressers are barbers. They focus on the default styles that never go out of fashion.

Women and bent male hairdressers are "hair stylists", work at Toni and Guy and charge £40 for a cut and focus on making you look as gay as possible.
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>>52548868
to answer /luso/
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>>52548993

go ahead
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>>52549028
m8 I can literally go down to my local, family-owned barber, and have a short/back/sides done by a woman
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just had a bit of a tricky shit lads, was doing some well rare farts tryna squeeze that bad boy out haha
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Poor man's straw poll; How much do you pay for a haircut?

Free (i..e My Mum does it)
£1-£5
£6-£10
£11-£20+
£21+ (Nonce salon range)
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just ordered a chair

better come before new years
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>>52549071
£4.50
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>He's not been going to the same barber all his life
>It's not the same barber his dad went to all his life
>He doesn't know his barber by name
>He can't say "Just the usual".
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>>52549079
post pic la
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>>52549071
The knob just put his up to £10.50, used to be £9.50
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>>52549071
my mum literally does it
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>>52549028
Except not, my barber is male, his colleague is a female barber. She doesn't cut women's hair and does normal bloke cuts all day long. Your problem is women and homosexuals scare you, which leaves you somewhat in a quandary.
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why are you deadshits giving this bloke pretending to be a girl online attention? fucking hell pull your head in boys
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>>52549071
>£11-£20


>>52549091
been going to the same barber since i moved here, still ask me what i want baka
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>>52549071
$25
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>>52549103
same

hahaha!!!!
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>>52549071

£9
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>>52549066
They wont do it right
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>>52549110
/brit/ is full of /b/ crossboarders these days
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http://i.imgur.com/4j42AlD.gifv
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>>52549091
JUST is my usual tbf, local barber is shit.
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See you on Friday anon~
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>>52549110
post bum
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>>52549133
who the fuck are you?

>>52549141
chocolate smells putrid
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>A trip that you haven't filtered yet replies to you

>>52549116
>$
fuck off yank
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>>52549110

I've filtered it
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I just my own hair

Just run a clipper all over my head

Done
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>>52549110

Gave it a go on the off chance it really was a woman,

It's like getting a jap poster to prove he's really a jap though, not happening
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>>52549147
will not post my bum for you, dutch friend
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Paki just rekt on ITV News lads.

>Yanks wouldn't let him into America to go to Disneyland
>"Insha'allah they will pay for keeping out my innocent family"
>Stella Creasy says the Yanks are racist for keeping out terrorists
>In a couple of hours of Googling ITV News find one of their email addresses linked to an extremist Islamist Facebook page
>"I-it was a hoax, w-we were hacked, I-insha'allah our innocence will be proven"
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>>52549110
filtered now t b h, sick of his shit
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>Buses going up 20p next year

FUUUUUUCCCCKKK OFFFFFFFFF

What's the matter? Need to buy another private jet? Not enough ill-gotten gains in your billionaire bank account? A day saver used to be £1.50 10 years ago. It will be £4.60 next year.

NATIONALISE NOW
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>>52549178
not going to lie i'm pretty disappointed
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bit mental that people in the year 2090 could be reading this entire thread via archive tbqh
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Alright, I give in, here's my arse

Old pic btw
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>>52549199

£6.00 for a return to town near me
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>>52549203

people ITT will still be alive in 2090
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>>52549189
see you boxing day then
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>>52549135
literally just watched this on my favourite website, Reddit.com
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>>52549183
And they're still allowed to live in Britain
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Would shag kentqt even though he has a willy, I'm so lonely haha
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>>52549203
i'll still be alive haha

i will live forever
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>>52549162
come home slav man
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>i catch buses
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Michelle Obama
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>>52549183
thank you for telling me
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>>52549244

>he
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>>52549235
I'll be 2 years away from a letter from the King

>>52549240
enjoyed this, very clever
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>>52549269

Our public transport isn't that bad
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>>52549212
Noice
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>>52549212
hmmm i think this is not yours
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@52549212
>what is reverse image search
just filter him you fucking bellends
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>>52549276
He made it up especially for you, when he gets back to school after christmas he is going to show his teacher.
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>>52549290
where do you live where it isn't bad
i used to have to take a bus to and from work and it would be ~30 minutes late all the time assuming the bus even turned up at all
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>>52549321

What's in Moldova?

What do people do over there?
>>
*looks at you*
>>
oOOOOOOOO ho ho ho ho ho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbfaF5otJv0
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had a lovely shower
put the rubbish out
partaking in a do of the dishes x
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>>52549345
how the fuck would I know, I'm wasting my life in this wretched place
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>>52549355
*flashes you a cheeky grin*
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>>52549371
good girl
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>>52549336
WAHEY NORKS haha
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>>52549331
that is very nice
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>tfw don't even need extra flags to recognise people
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>>52549355
>that eye crust
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>>52549071
Booked in for a £33 cut today.
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>>52549336
WITSD?
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>>52549400
haha you'll never guess my county
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>>52549397
It's because you are special, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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>>52549400
name n shame
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>>52549400
Who am I
>>
>>52549400
good lad
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>>52549397
hate when rare flags post and i'm at work. my flag collection is spread over 3 machines now ree
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Been on the bus once and the driver got out to nip into Greggs for a sausage roll. He came back onto the bus and said he got called a racist.
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>>52549400
do a guess
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>>52549390

lol
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>>52549417
Utrecht

>>52549430
>>52549371 is bucks

>>52549439
Jackie Chan
>>
*stares autistically through your window*
*begins to walk towards your house*
*prepares to knock*
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>>52549429
ily and the anon who posted it 4 me
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>>52549466
buck posts are very... unique desu
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>>52549466
what gave me away
>>
racists get the f*ck OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>52549466
Scuse me, who am I?
>>
>>52549466
wrong desu
>>
brewing a poo
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Going to a party tonight lads, bit nervous desu, it's been a couple of years. Might have to get a few tinnies down beforehand aha, bit of Dutch Courage!
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>>52549533
good lad
>>
Literally don't know how you can be a woman lads.

I've spent £100 today on beauty stuff for my mum for christmas and looking at what I've bought it really isn't that much. Like 5 or 6 items.
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>>52549479
*films it*
*wins a bafta*
>>
>>52549445
Bus I was on once had a small accident and had to go back to the depot, I was the only passenger so the driver dropped me off outside my house on the way home. I drove a taxi home for the driver once because he had been up for more than 2 days and kept falling asleep at the wheel during our journey. He only lived a 10 min walk from me thankfully.
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>>52549551
try being a woman with no money entitled billionaire tory privileged cunt
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>>52549551
they spend their husbands money instead
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>>52549551
chop your willy off
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>>52549551
Bit mad innit, makes me think feminists have a point because most women would look like fucking dogshit if they didn't put on loads of slap
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>>52549551
need to maximise coupons and card points
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>>52549508
a bent yank
>>
need a bow legged yank gf
>>
if you haven't filtered that attention whore tripmong pretending to be a girl you're a fucking cunt and contributing to the downfall of /brit/ t b h
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>>52549600

FUGG OF GOMMUNIZT :DDDD
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>>52549484
Well yeah, that's why tbf
I know herts is here too because he won't stop banging on about his bloody chair

>>52549486
Your shit perfume waheyyy

>>52549508
I don't fucking know mate, either the cali bird or Virginia

>>52549510
Rotterdam
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>>52549199
THE BUSES THE BONUSES ITS DISGUSTING
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haven't listened to mac demarco since 1st year lads but listening to him rn haha

feel like a 17 year old girl on tumblr wew
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What you lads getting for Crimbo then haha nothing i'm guessing ngl
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whats some songs that's similar to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd1ASJh_7l0
>>
>>52549648
Alri hunts
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>>52549648
even colder m8
worst guru yet i'm literally on thailads map
>>
going on a date today with a qt azn then off for a big curry with the lads tomorrow

wahey!
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>>52549668
books and a coat
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>>52549600
LOL

>>52549617
cheers x

>>52549648
Good lad
>>
>>52549668
dunno
mars bar i hope
>>
>>52549680
alri

>>52549685
I'm literally just naming places in the Netherlands tbf
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>>52549668
The Silk Road by Peter Frankopan, thats all i have asked for as i need little really.
>>
>>52549551

>girl at work complains she has no money, just spends it all on bills
>omg look i got my nails done again! (cost: £28, repeat 3 times a month)
>>
Lads has anyone here ever tried using a data centre processor in a gaming desktop?

Old data centre processors are selling for cheap as fuck because they are obsolete for data centers. But most are the same power or more powerful than desktop processors coming out now.
>>
>>52549670
you mean sea shanties?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49FWp7WLYKw
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>>52549617
She'll be walking bow legged by the time me and my big fat willy are done with her mate ;)
>>
>>52549600
myanmar, mid sized car PINOTTTTT NOIRRRR
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>>52549668
never know what to ask for really but i snapped a guitar so i asked to have it repaired t b h
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mugs been sitting just behind my monitor for weeks and i didnt realise and i put an apple core in there at some point whilst extremely lazy and i didnt realise and the MOULD lads the MOULD fetch us a gas mask
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>for a good 2 (two) hours
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>>52549737
>But most are the same power or more powerful than desktop processors coming out now.
did you conclude this by looking at clock speeds? also they probably have a different socket to your desktops motherboard
>>
>>52549737
what you mean like xeons? they're probably shit for general use senpai
>>
>>52549737
Xeon architecture probably mate, no good for home computers really.
>>
One track mind bitch
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/679630806210494464
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>>52549769
Been there before lad, putting apple cores in mugs. Usually end up removing them before they go mouldy though.
>>
lads do you think I could pull a hot """"yummy mummy"""" milf on Mumsnet?
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>>52549668

arsenal tickets, a theatre trip, a bottle of grey goose, a lot of chocolate, probably a few gift cards and hopefully BMTH tickets

besides, you guys never know, i get paid tomorrow, maybe i'll buy some presents :)
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>>52549803
>why did a know think of this, genius x
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>>52549803
sara has a weapon head. fucking minger.
>>
What have you got people for christmas lads?

Dad: Laptop: £230
Mum: Beauty stuff: £100
Nan: Beauty stuff: £50
Uncle: Some quality shortbread and bottle of Shiraz £30
Brother: iTunes giftcard £25
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>>52549803
>i'm a Marxist btw
>>
>>52549769
did this with a cup of tea i left a teabag in t b h. thought someone must have thrown up in my room but followed my nose and sure enough there was the moldy mug of teabag haha
>>
>>52549803
she was baiting for that response
>>
>>52549865
why do you hate your brother?
>>
still haven't got me mum a present for crimbo lads haha, gonna pop down to the local tesco in a bit
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>>52549786
Yeah you have to use a server motherboard that has 2 sockets. So you run 2 quad core cpus.
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>>52549845
>arsenal
>grey goose
>BMTH
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>>52549912
>replying to it
kill yourself
>>
>>52549803
>muh Marx
>muh kapital

Why do they idealise Marx so much. Surely someone has come along since and built upon what Marx started.

It's like being into philosophyhy but only reading Plato or smth
>>
>>52549912
lmao is lisicki pretending to be a girl now
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Imagine if Lisicki DID actually shag a girl for two hours on his first time. Imagine if he made her cum a few times too and she's desperate for another dicking. Imagine if the only reason he couldn't get hard for 10 minutes was because he really was very drunk, and also has a massive willy that takes a while to fill up.
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>>52549865
sweets and chocolates and stuff from the co-op, mccolls, and sainsburys
>>
>>52549932
yeah fair dos mate, I had a whoopsie, a slip up, a moment of madness

won't happen again
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>>52549934
gotta start at the foundation mate, problem is many stop there. It's hard work and time consuming.
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>>52549865
wow this is going to be so awkward

why are you retarded
>>
>>52549889
He's 13 and doesn't need anything expensive.
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>>52549951
Put your trip back on lisicki
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>>52549951
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>>52549951
who?
>>
>>52549951
nah if you cant get hard your first time it's because you're gay, mate. i talked to all my mates about this with my mates back when i lost my v card because the bird i was fucking complained about some loser not being able to get it up and we all came to a general consensus.
>>
new

>>52549989
>>52549989
>>52549989
>>52549989
>>
>>52549971
Why would it be awkward?
>>
so hungers (slang for hungry) lads woooaaaaaayyy hayyyyyyyy hoooaaaaa x
>>
>>52549982
>poz_kev
>>
>>52549865

Dad: Bottle of Bourbon £15
Mum: Bottle of Champagne £14
Brother: Bottle of vodka £16
Brother: Chocolate £10
>>
>>52549752
ty
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>>52549865
this is a kpop lad isnt it
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