CUTE Edition
maisie
Gooks need to die edition
http://strawpoll.me/6273167/
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shower man down in my christmas gear
janny's on the prowl
The Janitor.
http://strawpoll.me/6349256
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very important lads
elizabeth
fuck anime
will fight any anime poster within a 60 mile radius of birmingham.
Asuka is mai waifu.
>>52564065
t. Albion Bartholomew
Fucking hell lads, almost got took off the road by two daft twats on the way to the shops.
I was waiting at a box junction to turn right. The arrow comes on for me to turn so I start to turn and daft twat A just runs a red light and almost crashes into my side.
Then for some reason daft twat B who is behind me decides to just pull out of the queue to turn right and attempt to turn right at the same time as me. So we almost sideswiped each other.
Why can't people fucking drive.
we're back niggas
>>52564064
nah
Where can I find more compressed memes
>>52564116
rasheed
>reverse racism isn't real
>"""""reverse""""""""" racism
Nobody ACTUALLY believes this right? They just post it because they think people will like them for it, right?
http://strawpoll.me/6349295
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wonder what memes will be like in 50 years lads
>>52564132
fuck off mayo face
>>52564131
how does that make me a rasheed senpai?
lay lady lie
lay across my big brass bed
stay lady stay
stay while the night is still ahead
>>52564144
illegal
>>52564144
not doing a poo because i am a consciousness uploaded to a global mainframe! haha
>>52564019
azusa is literally paedobait and k-on is unbelievably a shite anime
>>52564056
this post was so articulate and insightful that i've elected to go to the extra effort of giving you a cross-thread (You)
>>52564228
just fucking delete this asap you mug
not funny at all
>>52564206
I will literally fucking end you.
Kyary
is it true there is a screener of star wars and not just cam rips?
>>52564176
*hacks ur ghost*
>>52564206
>any character who appears to be young is paedobait
spoken like a true nonce
>>52564206
any anime is shit tier nonce shite m8
Supposed to be studying but all I've done today is watched runescape pk videos, shitpost on /brit/ and stalk slags on fb
>>52564132
SJWs are trying to change the definition of racism so that pooskins can't be racist
Control the language, control the argument, they are fascists
>>52564270
I've seen screener like pictures but no source as of yet
We're all watching Snow Chick right?
ma
ri
na
what's an entry level anime for someone who wants to enjoy little grills being cute?
fucks sake is there anything worse than making a few posts and updating the page a few ties before realising there's a new thread and nobody will ever read what you put
i wasnt dealt the best hand in life but at least im not an anime nonce 2bh cant complain
>>52564325
stop spamming this ugly fucking paki literal who
>>52564333
bocu no pico
>>52564270
yeah it's on the pirate bay just go look up star wars the force awakens and it should pop up lad
>>52564333
yuru yuri
>>52564333
K-ON
>>52564333
Just watch Kpop MVs at least they're 70% real.
Got a merry Christmas email from Edinburgh uni, aye ha ha that's nice but can a have an offer wi that tae
>>52564333
Neon genesis evangelion
>>52564333
NGE
>>52564333
free!
>>52564368
>Gook idolsluts
>70% real
i wonder what it's like to be kurt cobain's daughter
i bet lads are afraid to have sex with her
i would be
>>52564282
all k-on characters are paedobait
>>52564392
my niggas *1hunna emoji x15*
>>52564368
>at least they're 70% real
Meet me at stealth club Nottingham, bring mandie
might play some ps4
>>52564206
say that to my face
>>52564355
>tfw no matter how pathetic we may be, we will never post images of half-naked chinese cartoon children online
>>52564357
>stop spamming
wrong
>ugly
wrong
>paki
wrong
>literal who
wrong
>>52564447
exactly my friend
>>52564333
naruto obviously
>>52564438
very qt
DAISY
>>52564438
it's mandy
>>52564438
still feels weird for nottingham and a club i go to being mentioned on the internet ngl, even though it's /brit/ it feels like everyone is american online
>>52564510
still degenerate la
>>52564510
its mander
>>52564381
Patter
>see this
>it's literally all wigger/black twitter """humour""""
is that really all 2015 was?
me irl
is this what britain colonized america for?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fl9yZUwbhs
>>52564510
t. MDMA connoisseur
>>52564333
k-on is as entry level as it gets and it's literally just bland moeshit pap
>>52564449
Nope, completely correct
fuck off back to /r/pakistan or whatever board is designated for her
>>52564433
>I cannot enjoy any form of entertainment that may contain young girls as I am unable to suppress my paedophillic instincts
On the cross
Arsehole phones me up 1.15am. I cancel his call and text him to say that I don't work 24 hours.
He texts back saying �250 if you come and fuck me on a golf course ::)
Blocked!
As if I'm gonna jump out of bed, get ready, go and meet this disrespectful arsehole that assumes all escorts have nothing else on but to service cocks 24/7 to then meet him in a creepy, secluded area when I don't even do outcalls.
>>52564527
Do you attend Nottingham trent """University"""?
>>52564529
was me telling you about it at like 7am this morning desu
managed to fall asleep shortly afterwards
>>52564530
quite good
>>52564534
I only know the dress and hotline bling
>>52564449
idk about the rest but he nailed the ugly part tbqh
>>52564600
It's been a long day la I somehow ended up near Wales on the way back
Be honest lads,
did you go to a poly uni?
If anybody went toa poly uni I'm interested to know what it was like
>>52564333
k-on
>>52564534
that's what some nigger retard/middle class white teenager thinks 2015 was
>>52564546
It's why we buggered off 2bh
>>52564630
>Wales
>Nottingham
what a day you've had
>>52564582
no I go to uni in sheffield but am from nottingham
>>52564441
If it's Uncharted or Bloodborne you're a top lad
if it's Metal Gear Solid 5 kill yourself
If it's Call of Duty or FIFA kill yourself and then burn in hell
>>52564626
>>52564567
On my way home from Dublin now. Sixth time this week!
>>52564678
HATE IT
>Wales
>>52564569
very specific projection lad
Watching Mama Mia. Love ABBA but it's a bit depressing how slutty women are and how they're proud of it when they're alone together.
>>52564639
nah rustler group haha
>>52564666
>Uncharted or BB better than MGSV
kek
>>52564546
>>867765
lol
>>52564666
If it's anything listed then you need to grow up and stop being a sad virgin loser playing video games lmao
>>52564678
haha why did he go to dublin six times in one week? why didn't he just get a hotel room there?
>It's getting cold, isn't it?
Wat
>>52564759
Japanese weather
You then stand up taking your bra off very slowly and start teasing me with your sexy breasts again just inches from my face, whilst continuing to fan your gift across your breasts ad-libing to further the verbal tease. Once removed you point to different areas of your breasts that you'd like me to kiss telling me each kiss will score me 1 point as you count each one up, but when randomly pointing underneath you're breasts, if I lift the breast up with the kiss and let it fall naturally, you tell me I've traumatized it and in consequence will have to give me 3 points; the amount of breast kisses I give will be at your discretion!
Once completed you allocate all those points into the amount of cane strokes I'm sure you will enjoy administering (again insisting I count the number of strokes up saying "thank you mistress". You can alternate between my hands, my back-side and the end of my cock, the choice is entirely yours! One sure way of me tolerating all you're cane strokes would be for you to bare your breasts and tease me up close to entice me into kissing them again once you've finished administering.
You then once again drag me by my wired-up balls upstairs, stopping on every step to demand that I kiss your bum passionately. If you don't consider that I've carried this out passionately enough, you'll insist on administrating another reprimanding... of your choice!
>>52564741
oops I'm retarded
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1450372569825.webm
>>52564788
Rasheed
>>52564723
if you give konami your money then you're a bad person
>>52564639
I didn't, but a lot of people I know who did are making bank. They learned practical STEM skills whereas the people at uni with me were doing degrees you don't really need for a job.
>>52564759
today was a nice day no rain for once
>>52564769
Sun is out, though.
>>52564653
It's been aight ngl fa͏m.
>>52564784
wish i wish jewish desu
shaking my head to be honest family
>>52564496
candle jack haha
>>52564828
Only if I were promised a qt young jewish wife with BIG boobies
>>52564784
jewish callisthenics
>>52564678
absolute madman
Happy Festivus lads. Air your grievances.
Ah, looks like the leftist Redditor hipster faggots have arrived
All you anti-white bluepilled SJW vermin preaching your leftist kike garbage here thinking you're welcome. Well guess what, you're not. This is 4chan motherfucker, home of the most evil twisted Nazis on the net and we will NOT tolerate your progressive multiculti JIDF shilling leftist SJW faggot agenda commie bullshit
Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white
Day of the rope soon brothers
r8 the new facebook banner fellow enlightened folk
>>52564817
When will this meme end?
I did history and I have a great, cushy job and know loads of lads that did.
Similarly I know loadds of lads who did tings like physics who are either stuck in shite soul destroying jobs or haven't got one at all.
Unironically just pissed in a bottle lads
My sisters been in the bathroom for 2 hours and I was proper bursting for a piss, I and no choice senpai
>>52564891
>garbage
fuck off yank
>>52564891
arent you meant to be at star wars
>>52564800
I play on PC. Not buying any PF battle missiles or shite like that, that's for sure.
>>52564886
>still haven't ragged qt coworker
>>52564784
>this squad walks into the club and slaps your gf on the arse
what do you do /brit/?
Good evening lads, or should i say... Konbanwa!
Just stopped by to post a cute picture of Mugichan, as you can see from the picture...very cute.
>>52564886
I'VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE
>>52564931
i thought that crashed and burned
>>52564948
I've seen cuter
>>52564784
Phetsta - The Bloodening VIP
>>52564924
>I play on PC.
so it's a given that you stole it then
Why do PC gamers always brag about getting games for free and then deny that they pirate shit all the time whenever they're accused of killing video games?
>>52564917
>the bathroom
>the
pauper
>>52564891
>There are teenagers who unironically speak and think like this all of the time
I've seen dozens of them on youtube comments
haha only two more days until I can be the funniest cunt on the internet and say "Christmas is 365 days away and people have already go their lights up".
>>52564944
Shosh 2: Electric boogaloo
>>52564917
maybe she necked herself
Studying business studies but really don't like businesses or corporate culture at all 2bh. Probably will try to become an officer at the end of this degree 2bqh ladies
been on the internet all day again haha
>>52564986
Actually, I bought it, but over the summer. Before Kojima was kicked out.
>>52564907
Kek.
>>52564886
This site is run incompetently and the janitor is a fool.
>>52565002
why are you posting this unfunny shit la
>>52564994
I'm just a working class northern lad, not a billionaire southerner
>>52565025
have you even had a real job to know?
mugi
OI OI LADS
Returning from a three day ban incurred for posting quality chebs
Fucking bastard cuntish mods
>>52564917
A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.
>>52564914
all the 'pure sciences' biology, chemistry and physics are actually shit degrees for getting a job unless you wanna be a teacher.
Would be well better off doing CS, engineering or possibly maths but even then you're gonna be limited if you're an autist who interviews badly and can't network
I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE THAT PLANET EARTH TURNS SLOWLY
>>52565079
That's it. Air your grievances.
>>52565095
depends on how you define slowly desu
>>52564948
she is desu
>>52564969
It did, but still not giving up t͏bh otherwise I may as well give up la
>>52565053
*rubs your whippet on the nose*
Actual video of Rasheed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=11&v=ueUB8DBlsVM
better sweet talk them bitches
>>52565051
probably the same twat who spams daily mail articles or random reddit pictures from time to time because he has nothing else to contribute but wants replies.
>>52565123
makes sense ngl
Need to be better at networking & being charismatic guide.
Going to read some book on charisma and micro-dose speed to be (genuinely) honest.
>>52565133
fuck off paki
>>52565157
here you go mate
>>52565061
not really only worked in a music shop and a kitchen. Just that my lecturers naturally used to were in high level management and they seem hollow as fuck.
>>52565133
>posting Rasheed
>not poasting Rashad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORD2oNxcrfE
>>52565154
I don't have any other qts on my radar atm la, so if I give up on qt coworker then I have to go giganormie and set up tinder or some shit, fuck that la
>>52565094
Again I know a few spergs who have gone on to have great jobs, but not largely disproportionate to history like I studied.
I don't know where this meme comes from, at all.
Just because you aren't an autist crunching numbers in a bank for 70 hours a week but you work in politics or government or whatever doesn't mean you haven't made it because yo start on 5k less
>>52565157
Just take an interest in others. That's it desu.
>>52565170
haha good post
>>52565203
*naturally used to be in
>>52565157
>micro-dose speed
impossible. speed is like munchies, if you have one, you have to have the whole bag.
>>52565157
https://www.redbooks.ibm.com/redbooks/pdfs/gg243376.pdf
can we rename australia and new zealand "South Britain"
@52565240
fuck off literal paki
>>52565286
probs m8 let me just give big dave a bell see what he's saying
Where were you when Dizzee made I Luv U?
I was on the roads
Anything new on the gf front lads?
>>52565286
australia pretty much already means that
don't know what new zealand is up to with naming their country after literally where regions of europe though
>>52565263
yes I'll have one speed please
I wanna specialise in virtualization but I just don't know if the jobs are there
Life is suffering
playing d&d with m8s but i wish i was playing with Jun.
6>5>7=4>3>1>2
>>52565364
you know what i mean, don't be a fucker
>>52565378
nonce
Love penguins now
gonna do a masters to prolong having to get a job
>>52565378
FONT
Just knocked off work for Christmas so naturally eating and drinking myself into a coma
Am i gonna make it lads?
>>52565433
that's what I did pham, it doesn't last long :(
Hey guys I just read the "Rivers of blood" speech by Enoch Powell for homework purpose, it was pretty based. What do you think about it, is it well known in Britain ? Controversial ? Do people mention it nowadays in light of all the refugees stuff ?
>>52565333
I come from the road. My man dem grew up in the road.
>>52565404
fuck off loser.
>>52565436
lmao great post.
Alri
>>52565473
>is it well known in Britain ? Controversial ? Do people mention it nowadays in light of all the refugees stuff ?
yes
>What do you think about it
very true, he was off by a few years but 100% correct in sentiment
>>52565461
I thought I was skinny but jesus christ
>>52565473
It's extremely well known and very controversial, Theresa May made an immigration speech not so long again that was compared to it in the newspapers
>>52565473
>What do you think about it
he's right
>is it well known in Britain
yes
>Controversial
yes
>Do people mention it nowadays in light of all the refugees stuff ?
yes
>>52565473
Now listen to Oswald Mosley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NqG2lAojNQ
>>52565574
1>3>2
>>52565493
thanks haha
AYOOOOOOOOOO YO YO YO YO HOL UPP HOL UPPP SENPAI
Getting hammered on eggnog and having a wank to Amanda Seyfried's tits desu.
>>52565461
If your plan is to turn yourself into a suicidal abomination, then yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_TRM67hA5A
pretty interesting video tbqh, 3 years old but kinda explains some of the stuff happening today
Ahaa!
Just realised that 'ngl' stands for Not Gonna Lie!
All this time I've just been reading it as 'Nigel'. I thought that cutting out the vowels was some kind of cool /brit/ meme.
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
Fuck sake. Have to work tomorrow lads.
>>52565695
twat
>>52565710
>>52565719
ye same but if today was anything to go on theres naff all to do, can even wear casual clothes as we aint in on friday for the normal one
>>52565473
The majority of middle-aged people will have heard of Enoch Powell
The majority of young adults won't have heard of Enoch Powell. A very small number of youngsters will have heard of Enoch or the speech.
>>52565710
send me a taiga gf. Ok? Ty.
>>52565648
>eggnog
What?
>>52565710
h e l l o ?
>>52565695
rather foolish lad ngl
>>52565748
bit rude desu
>>52565764
hello
>>52565755
>The majority of young adults won't have heard of Enoch Powell. A very small number of youngsters will have heard of Enoch or the speech.
maybe absolute manual labour plebs from the world you live in
>>52565545
Underboob just gives me an instant chub 2bh
>>52565797
playing osu by myself but i wish i was playing with Azusa.
>>52565799
t h a n k y o u
>>52565810
I havent heard of him.
>>52565710
good post
please do another
>>52565473
He's portrayed as a racist these days but in actual fact he spent his military career in India where he immersed himself in Indian culture and abhorred discriminatory practices.
>>52565810
>manual labour plebs
soft middle-class cunt detected
We have come for the golden ass
What's your favorite song ?
Me : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-fWDrZSiZs
Best article I've read on Syrian conflict in a long long time 2bh lads
http://www.lrb.co.uk/v38/n01/seymour-m-hersh/military-to-military
Might have to sub to the LRB, it's so based.
r8 my gf and the squad
>>52565823
VERY rude desu
>>52565830
playing what?
>>52565687
Interesting stuff lad.
wow what a cool haruhi picture i found look how cute :D
>>52565852
here u go
nonce sm.h tb.h lads haha madman ngl
>>52565889
>>52565763
Eggnogg is an egg and cream/milk based alcoholic drink. Easy to make at home.
>>52565904
hurrr
>>52565545
>There are men who have experienced sliding their penis between those tits
>You will never be one of them