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bjork
Unironically in love w/ a fictional character lads
>>52445454
you failed to make the o
>>52445466
t. someone who has never felt love in their lives.
The key to success is turkey sausage, egg whites and the essence of life, water.
>>52445487
if this isn't it then i don't know what is desu
Maisie
cara
>>52445531
who dat
>>52445531
Troye is so cute
>>52445484
>>52445512
Hello ladies ;)
>>52445498
Chef Dee makes that cunt organic food and he's trying to act like he's healthy but he has like 5 plates of stuff to eat each meal the fat bastard
The key is everyone has a choice the choice is yours bless up
>>52445554
*praying hands emoji*
Where's the brits
>>52445472
Their priorities are fucked and have no idea what they should do.
>just like you remember it
>except here's more new content nobody wants
>let's completely let the purist autists decide what the game should be like instead of making our own decisions
>but we can do that anyway with certain things anyway
The first major content addition and they only gave their tiny team 10 weeks.
No barrier of entry because casualscape.
And not even a quest to introduce all the new lore and things.
>tldr
>>52445578
Sleeping
I'm tired and should join them soon :x
>>52445578
It's 5:33 in the morning.
And I have yet to sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgK_Er7WZVg
song op is referring to.
>>52445570
*key emoji*
>>52445600
good song desu
t. op
>>52445582
Yeah they absolutely fucked osrs, letting the players vote on updates is retarded because they just vote to make it easier and easier
Everything past and including nightmare zone was a mistake, they should have kept it to bug fixes
>>52445589
I wish I could join you xx
Whats the haps?
>>52445649
w-what would you do to me
>>52445623
I'm just more upset they completely decided to ignore quests in favor of COMBAT COMBAT COMBAT.
Atleast Monkey Madness 2 is going to be a thing soon™.
So there's hope.
>>52445670
just cuddle you, and fall asleep in your warm bed
>>52445665
pulling an all nighter, then i'm going to be spending the next 2 days out of my mind on antihistamines
>>52445434
Me and my love we're taking it slow
>>52445689
i would like that c:
>>52445499
its a psychologically ill-adapted obsession
white ppl b lyk
>>52445716
so is love though
REAL. smdh....
Wish they'd do another series of this is England 3bh
>yfw it's a high five, not a prayer
Doing a sleep after a long day of doing fuck all in the middle of nowhere.
Night jfs and all nighters xxx
... who up tho?
>>52445771
Lies
>>52445754
Really wish the new season of Peaky Blinders would get here.
>>52445739
no
"love" can mean many things but it in actuality has a pretty well defined evolutionary denotation
>>52445771
>yfw jesus isn't mark zuckerbergs bae
she succ me
>>52445832
love has no evolutionary value, only lust
>the chase: australia
>X Factor: New Zealand
>Australian "television"
I wonder what reality tv cooking show they will come up with next
>>52445871
Hitlers love of Germany gave way to a lot of science though.
#succ
>>52445872
fuck that
>>52445899
>the winner is a crim polynesian kid who beatboxes and makes outdated shithouse hip hop
>tfw you come across "battle medics" on kf2
literally the most AIDS form of player ever. even worse than the lone wolf lvl 3 commando
>>52445969
Beats seven sharp desu
Early morning Daisy
#CLICC
>>52445914
This image is probably one of my best contributions to the internet desu
Turned down the opportunity to fuck a girl way hotter than my GF today. Does this make me a good person/bf?
japanese history is pretty interesting to be desu lads
>>52446012
I enjoy it very much desu
Good job
>>52446038
I like the Nanking myth the best
>>52446015
Yeah
I have buggered men.
>>52446088
wen u nut but she still succin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmqAjr0xs04&feature=youtu.be
mint cringe ft. miss universe and steve harvey
goty
Can't sleep lads :/
>>52446141
thainonce on holiday
>>52446137
someone please watch that oh god oh god oh god cringe...
>>52446150
hello australia
>>52445871
you should goggle the definition of the word "denotation"
>>52446137
Columbia BTFO
>>52446207
are you smart talking me boy
https://poal.me/a6tnn
>>52446137
Martinique is my gf
The chase AU is shit so far desu lads why didn't you get Karl to host it?
>>52446003
fuck Mike Hosking
I feel like 7 days was our high point
>>52446172
banter
>>52446146
can i join u? maybe if we join bodyheat you'll feel better
>>52446301
I didnt have a choice in the matter sorry
>>52446326
only if I'm the big spoon
>>52446321
7 days is fucking awful mate, moon TV is the GOAT
>>52446326
it's summer though
>>52446348
>big spoon
lewd lewd lewd!!
the poonited states of america
the witcher 3 is so fucking good lads. I can't remember the last time I played a game this good
Poostralia
>>52446243
i dont think you'd be able to verify if i was or not
>>52446461
I bet girls in the middle states are still pure
does he have a relationship with god?
u sitting up here talking to a dude n he tells u he an atheist u needa pack it up n go home
u talkin to a person that dont believe in god
what's his moral barometer? it's nowhere
>>52446462
play ffv and get back to me
>>52446483
stop playing with my head before i smack you upside the head!
>>52446492
he's not wrong
All I can trust an atheist to do is not backstab me so long as doing so would be of consequence to him.
>>52446428
it's not lewd, I'm wearing boxers!
>>52446517
im soz :\ i luv u yanks
best posters in /brit/
>>52446573
They dont want you to get money
>>52446511
don't like turn based games desu. Feel like they take me out of the game
>>52446592
tell me more desu
we've become alienated from the land
people can no longer grow their own food or hunt their own game.
>>52446553
but im wearing pink panties desu
>>52446715
Never post again
they don't want me to publish this post
>>52446767
Thanks mate
Right lads
playing Heart Gold
which pokemon starter should I choose?
Why do Europeans have such variations in hair and eye color than anyone else?
>>52446800
They don't want me to respond to this
They dont want me to have a wank
>>52446866
most likely
genetic bottleneck due to the ice ages and sexual selection.
possible neanderthal admixture as well.
>>52446854
Always water
back fro mcdonalds
regret it tBh
got heartburn
>>52445456
maisie in the top left
>work retail
>kids are off school
>it's a few days from christmas
wew
>>52446915
alright
will make a good HM slave since Starters are 4 scrubs anyways
There's a stormmm
blowing side to side
six miles wide
no place to hide
we're gonna ride it out till the other side
safe lads
>>52447069
>also work retail
>work in a section where I don't deal with customers usually
p-sweet
most of the time my only interaction with them is peering through milk cartons from inside the dairy cooler like some troll in my snow cave.
>>52446627
rts rpgs are worse desu
>>52446628
i thinks ur breddy kewl desu, and ur senses of humour are quite remotely sardonically
>>52447180
they don't want us to be safe
>>52447180
Are you on holiday yet?
I will never be good looking
It tortures me
>>52447207
wot
>>52447220
I'm only having Christmas day off desu
>>52447239
WHAT ARE WE DOING FOR CHRISTMAS THEN LAD??
>>52447239
Not even new year? Bit shit
I think this qt girl who works aw subway likes me lads
I go there during my lunch breaks pretty regularly and she always wants to talk plus she gives me extra cheese/meat without charging me.
>>52447267
>she gives me extra cheese/meat without charging me
get that thief fired
>>52447255
dunno m8, what do you want to do?
>>52447259
oh yeah, new year's eve,day too
>>52447239
>I'm only having Christmas day off desu
Why, they don't celebrate christmas in Thailand. It's because you're white isn't it :^)?
>>52447267
subway is fucking disgusting desu, you should treat yourself to a better meal
>>52447233
plastic surgery
>>52447295
It actually is.. my one 'because I'm white' day off a year.
"A Dingo stole my baby"
>>52447180
yes yes fa͏m
>>52447267
Ask her out on a date
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tsfJn8YdwQ&list=LLzxP0VUZbvshWAib50tTYnQ&index=14
what word is this
Tag one: Spir****l
>>52447292
i meant we as in you
>>52447384
Spiritual
>>52447372
To subway?
>>52447384
spiritual
>>52447352
I want chocolate now
>>52447392
probably nothing
>>52447414
To the hot new dance club downtown
>>52447372
I'm courting another girl atm
plus I don't like girls who like me
>>52447438
thailad did you hear about that storm?
>>52447467
>Hello my name is storm
Music sounds a lot better when you're drunk, desu lads. It's like I hear it for the first time
>>52447467
which storm?
The cali yank or the weather?
>>52447476
very good post
I hate Johto desu
Lyrics are the most important part of music.
>>52447544
I don't hear a thankyou?
>>52447578
they want you to think that
>>52447592
Whats nathan up to?
>>52447515
gud toon la
>>52447588
you certainly don't
>>52447588
for you
>>52447588
>Lyrics are the most important part of music.
sounds like dummy talk
>>52447605
who tf is nae nae
>>52447676
I dont know but does anone know what happened to him i lost all my saved pictures.
>>52447620
>not listening to music for the lyrics
why?
>>52447676
sick fade f@m
>>52447687
lmao u stoopid
when you think about it lads, think of how many people have died in storms over the course of humanity
>>52447713
FUCK i know
HELP me
>tfw it's raining but it's also warm enough that you started sweating under a single shirt
Bloody hell it's like Vietnam or something
>>52447702
I prefer the melody of the instruments. Most of the time I don't even pay attention to the lyrics. Songs without singing are shit though
>>52447718
thinking requires too much effort, i'd rather just keep watching mindless yank television
>>52447702
I like the song as a whole if it is good.
only some autismal with little appreciation for music "only" listens for the lyrics.
>>52447755
same, i have to actually stop doing everything but listening to the song to focus on lyrics.
Lads look outside right now
There is one really bright star
>>52447757
they don't want you to think
fugg i have to go for a run in the rain to keep up with the program
>tfw can't legally make & sell hats
>>52447809
lots of stars out now
>>52447515
Song name lad?
>>52447835
>1. Labour Work
Why? Thai infrastructure is shit.
>>52447835
>typesetting of Thai characters
bit OTT la
morning lads. morning nonce.
why won't they talk to me
>>52447862
>Thai infrastructure is shit.
not really
>>52447864
Not sure why they'd need a foreigner to do that anyway tf
>>52447875
they don't want you to converse with them
>>52447847
I'm trying to find out meself, if I get it I'll tell you.
Do you believe everyone is capable of killing?
Half day Wednesday lads half day
Cannot wait to neet it up for a bit after I finish this job
>>52447901
>not really
that's what they want you to think
>>52447937
yes lol
got the day off but woke up at the same time i would if i was going to work lads. not sure if it's annoying cos i could have slept more or cool cos i have a full day to do stuff t b h
>>52447947
>mfw 1 day this week then not back till after new years
>>52447937
sure
go hunting sometime you sperg
>mfw having mild Asperger's has further unlocked my potential
>>52447948
It's honestly pretty damn good tbf
>>52448002
what potential?
>>52448002
but you already had assburgers so nothing new was unlocked
Young Scooter
>>52448025
The potential to be an autistic sociopath
>>52448002
Yeah your shitposting potential la XD x
>>52448079
ah nice
very impressive
just like every other beta dork
>>52448022
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Pathum_Thani_building_collapse
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collapse_of_the_Royal_Plaza_Hotel
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samut_Prakan_radiation_accident
>bretty dam gud
ask someone who just STOLE a videogame ILLEGALLY anything??????
what a buzz
WHO has pictures of comb prince ?
>>52448079
>The potential to be an autistic sociopath
>>52448115
An autistic sociopath won't bother harping on about some refugee crisis to """"impress"""" a girl, but a beta will.
>>52448128
I jacked some deoderant from work today
also a box of brandy chocolates
>>52448128
step aside small fry.
i stole like 20 macbooks from my high school xD
>>52448128
>>52448157
reported
>>52448154
a beta would do either or, just depends what flavour of one.
Business idea
Go to student pubs on freshers week and kid on as if youre a student
When is the steamed sale
>>52448180
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
off to mexico lads, cheerio
Business idea: smoke weed and watch anime
>>52448079
>The potential to be an autistic sociopath
>>52448172
did you actually though
>>52448157
why
>>52448222
Business idea; observe those digits
>>52448263
no, if i could pull that off do you think i'd be stupid enough to admit it on the internet. of course not.
>>52448263
because I was sweaty and forgot to put some on before I left for work
the chocolate because a girl and I were eating them
>>52448272
Business idea: thank the kind new zealander for admiring my repeating digits
>>52448261
That's actually exactly who I was thinking of
God bless
Business idea: move to a state where growing weed is legal, start growing weed, and then sell it on the internet to people in nanny states.
Business idea
Enrol in a bachelors level degree, complete it to the level required to complete either honours or coursework masters, become an expert in the field, progress onwards to a well paying job in either the relevant industry or academia
>>52448125
So I couldn't find 3 similar examples in Australia?
Also I was thinking more like roads, transportation etc.
There is a somber feeling that comes with not having a woman to call your own
>>52448341
yeah wish i had a slave girl desu
>>52448341
have you any pictures of nathan
>>52447836
Wasn't talking to you...you cretinous WORM
>you will never have an ugly girlfriend
>you will always be plagued by good looking girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1ZJiBHh-Yw
>>52448366
The comb boy? Was literally thinking about him earlier today desu
>>52448341
>not having a woman to call your own
>to call your own
confirmed for never making it
>>52448335
I don't think so.
Yeah my bad for saying infrastructure instead of building regulations, I'm a bit slow sometimes.
Morning lads.
Finally sorted out my sleep pattern.
Asleep by 10 and awake by 5, means I get shit done during my day yknow.
>>52448383
YES
E
S
>>52448335
You'd have a hard fucking time, we have extremely stringent building standards and it shows.
Closest you could get is probably the Newcastle earthquake and that was a fucking unicorn.
Also, if the economy goes to shit and they don't get replaced, a few tall buildings on the Gold Coast are probably going to go to shit in a couple of decades.
>>52448341
>somber
F.O.Y.
off for a shower xx
>>52448128
As opposed to stealing them legally?
>>52448331
>there are people that do this merely to make good money
pathetic fools, what a waste of time.
>>52448398
fair enough. I'm not surprised there's a few incidents, but there's still loads of cool buildings, well developed transportation systems etc. Also the internet is better here than there :^)
Friendly reminder that if you're doing a course at university that you don't even enjoy you're wasting your time.
>>52448389
I just want to be able to say "this is my girlfriend" to somebody. Just once is all i ask
>>52448477
There's shitty elements to everything; an important part of growing up is realising that you have to struggle through the bad to occasionally experience the good
Do you have your Christmas tree up yet?
Sent off a load of clips for voice acting for some shitty mod and the literal scum bacterium hasnt even been arsed to give me a reply
you are the main character of the anime that is your life
>>52448553
Must be a pretty boring show then
>>52448483
Why? The only reason you're worried about that is because you're gonna see all your relatives in a few days and wanna pretend to be normie.
>>52448535
are you a posh baddy?
really need a poo but can't be arsed to get out of bed lads. it's quite the conundrum t b h
>>52448588
Order a bedpan off Amazon™
>>52448579
I just want a FUCKING GF FOR ONCE IM 20 YEARS OLD AND I HAVENT EVEN KISSED A GIRL BEFORE AHAHHSHEHEUENUNUAHAYHYHRYSYNUFNYCNYCNYDNEIEHKMEKKILLMEEUWNJNSHBEHBSHBSHBSHBDHNEHJENJEKILLMEJNAJNHDHNDJNDJNSJENJENJSNLMKILLMEKILLMEJNSJNZYNSHBSJSNJDNSJN
>>52448515
I know, but if you're hating your time at uni you probably wont like the career you're qualified for after you finish.
>>52448569
It's what compels me to be a good person. Nobody wants to see the main character be a cunt and shag his mates girlfriend or any shit like that. The MC would point his hand up to the sky and say FUCK THAT SHIT SENPAI. they'd follow their heart and do as their soul commands
desperate for nathan pictures
>>52448624
>Amazon™
Order a girlfriend off Amazon™
>>52448624
Have you tried talking to females?
>>52448651
Dont have many currency units desu
>>52448605
even with next day delivery i don't think it'll get here in time lad, it feels like a powerful poo t b h. thanks for the suggestion though, it's that kind of solution-focused thinking i'm looking for here
>>52448668
Why would i want to do normie shit like that girls are fucking stupid and theyre all such basic entry level plebs
>>52448668
Fuck off normie
jesus christ
literally at work right now haha
>>52448767
ye whats up
>>52448797
I NEED THEM
I NEED THOS BEANS
>>52448707
>>52448764
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qgR8QcHiNs
@52445478
@52445466
@52445456
@52445454
@52445434
Not one
not two
not three
not four
but 5 (five) yank posts in a row
disgraceful
yanks are welcome desu, but don't fucking overstep it
>>52448818
>implying im a manlet
>>52448839
Thanks mum
>>52448821
: ^)
also morning lads hope you didn't all die in my sleep
>>52448874
morning mate, unfortunately not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcmwPMkoReY
I found it and now I am aroused
>>52448874
We didnt, you did.
this is your ideal version of heaven.
Quite depressing 2bh famalam
what's the plan today lads?
>>52448897
wake me up
>>52448847
>implying you're not
don't respond to this, beta loser cuck
finished my shower lads
i'm all wet (and naked) x
>>52448917
*sucks your Willy*
>>52448818
What is this from?
>>52448917
a/s/l
>>52448945
19/m/london
>>52448940
I think they posted it to /r9k/ but I stole it from some lad that posted it in /brit/
think im unnecessarily worried about going to work today
Worried they will say i drunk too much on thursday
>>52447935
I found it la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVZlbRnC3Fc
>>52448818
S-shut it you harlots
>>52448966
>I think they posted it
Some sheilas out for a troll then?
>>52448976
I wouldn't worry about it lad.
Last Christmas do, my boss and my line manager got really really fucked
we had a good laugh taking the piss out of them
>>52449019
yeah, they were defs being ironic.
>>52448818
Jokes on them, I like to fuck men
>>52449019
I would guess it's something from fiverr where you pay people to read things, I could probably do it with my ulster meme voice haha
>>52449006
you come down yet mate?
>>52448976
think that might need to be drank but im not a englisher
>>52449021
Yeah I mean i can remember it all so it wasn't over the top
just right at the end of the night my boss bought a shot and I did it in one, he said you were meant to enjoy it baka
>>52449045
Well it's /r9k/, how desirable could they really be?
>>52449046
>I like to fuck men
what did he mean by this?
alri
>>52449060
havn't slept my m8 although im feeling grand, you still up? for the night shift like?
was posting some goofy things last night but I was laughing at myself because I knew how daft they were hahahaha
>>52449087
>de gay
>>52449060
>shot
>in one
isn't that what you're supposed to do?
>>52449005
how?
>>52449097
yeah you were going pretty mental desu
I went to sleep mate, just woke up, got work in 40 minutes
>>52449087
alri alriiii ALLRRRIIIIII
>>52449112
That's what I thought which is why I did it. It was of whiskey, in a big glass but still just a shot worth of it
>>52449097
were you high on mkat
>Strong cuppa
>Primula on toast
>MOTD2 from last night on the box
Perfect lads :3
>>52449148
It wasn't a shot then mate
shots are usually vodka or absinthe or something like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfuWXRZe9yA me the song
>>52449148
it was probably an expensive whiskey, and he wanted you to taste it and give feedback lol
>>52449005
thanks laddy. Didn't realise it was by the Jolly Rogers, they're quite a fun band.
I also recommend 'all for me grog' :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd1ASJh_7l0
>>52449148
Whiskey is not a shot you madman
>>52449168
>motd2
How?
>>52448899
get abused by customers and management
bring home a cool 55 quid
cry all the way to the bank
>>52449175
>>52449174
>>52449184
oh
oh well
>>52449118
Aight
>>52449105
Excellent
>>52448899
Phone tesco opticians and see if I can order a new pair of glasses without having to go in store
watch rab c nesbitt
try and get better at guitar
sing cowboy songs
might take gear dunno
>>52449195
lol i wish i was u
>>52449185
Reeee thought it was on last night, wanted to watch the scousers get btfo :((
modded skyrim lads
>>52449290
not a nonce but is there nude mods for the weeans?
>>52449290
are you that same guy that was posting like aeon or something ages ago
i was on acid and it was the funniest shit ever
think the post was like
'im not a nonce or anything i just like cute little girls'
I shan't be leaving this thread early just to post in a thread made by a yank.
>>52449198
We're all disappointed in you m8
>>52449330
>>52449198
i'm not x
Would have done the same thing, especially when I'm drinking
>>52449313
>not a nonce but is there nude mods for the weeans?
lad...
>>52449316
nah that's not me lad
>>52449356
It was right at the end of the night and I was quite drunk, didn't even get the firey throat thing
>>52449372
shut it you i'm just asking out of curiosity if such a thing had been made youre the one who has literally added little girls in skimpy outfits to your game
>>52449290
>>52449313
Nonces out
I love my kids ke ke ke kellogs cornflakes
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