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Japanese girls edition
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cara
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maisie
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murray murray murray
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saoirse
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>you will never be Ed China
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alri holograms
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>>52425863
BAGS FOR DAYS

she looks exhausted
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>>52425910
>>52425922
>>52425925
Retarded.
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>>52425863
Christ, uncanny valley.
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maisie
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5th for TayTay
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ye im not fond of pikeys in general but it would still be amusing for public opinion to appear to be in favour of something so "incorrect"
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Really excellent edition
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>>52425970

i want to lick her feet and pits, drink her piss and eat her hot steamy logs.

anyone else?
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domnall gleesons been busy. released like 3 films all at once
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Reminder that Selina is back in 10 minutes
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North Americans OUT
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>>52425989
are you evading or is there now a yank robot poster
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>>52426021
nasty face
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>>52425977
>something so "incorrect"
>wins popular vote

nice cognitive dissonance there pal
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>>52426021
Reminder that Selina and Scott are the two contestants who are NOT returning for the final teams.
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>>52426015
Remember he was in Arry' Potter hahah
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I can't fucking stand the sound of people eating
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>>52425951
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>>52426064
>Arry'
what kind of pleb are you m8
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wish all these jlist ads would bugger off
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>vote YES
>win davis cup for great britain

murray is a shitter
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>>52426038
I am on holiday in America and am not banned.
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>Davis Cup get the team award

Andy confirmed for not winning the main award and currently on suicide watch.
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>>52425970
thats a hot girl
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>>52426051
so that word "appear" in the middle? have a good think on what that could mean you daft cunt
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FUCKING HATE KEVIN BACON
FUCK OFF YANK
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>>52426105
post burgers
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>>52426151
ee
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>FUCKING HATE KEVIN BACON
>FUCK OFF YANK
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>>52426151
YOUR EE ADS AREN'T FUNNY YOU FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEE
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jhene aiko
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>>52426039
Paki
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>>52426145
What makes you think Tyson Fury's views are not accepted in public opinion?

Don't believe the outrage of newspapers TBh
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>>52426175
>>52426191
EE are a decent network but KEVIN BACON ISN'T A DECENT HUMAN BEING
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To all maisie autists, did you see she was on Radio 1 today picking out tunes and stuff? Thought this would be all over /brit/ 2bh
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>>52425970
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>>52425863
i wud
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>>52426246
maisie hype is pretty low on /brit/ nowadays
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Going out to lunch lads. Going to get a burger desu
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Would anyone ITT who isn't a paki actually give a shit if all Muslims just died overnight, legitimately, would you?
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>Danny Boy

Ireland is a fucking meme country.
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>>52426300
Where at
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Maisie Williams is as dead as Sophie Turners to be honest, looking forward to when thye become desperate and shitpost tits on Twitter/Instagram hhaha
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>kpop t͏bh f
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>>52426352
Cracker Barrel desu
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>>52425852
I remember closing my eyes at night and just seeing green text, referring to posts from Ernie, paige and bog sim.

I quit 4chan for three years, now i have a good job, house and a gf.

Dont know what this all means. One thing is for sure, 4chan constantly will ruin your life
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>>52426318
probably other muslims that aren't pakis (and your mum)
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>>52426161
Have yet to consume one since coming here. I had a philly cheesesteak and a '''''grilled''''' '''''''''''''''cheese''''''''''''''' though. Also drank a Bud Light which was amusingly awful.
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>>52426358
FOR FUCKS SAKE I FOGOT CAREER

>DEAD CAREER
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Asked mum for a dog and she said no
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>>52426436
Maisie will be fine and turn out as a youtuber

Sophie will go full J U S T due to the drugs and her terrible acting
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>>52426431
>philly cheesesteak
Where'd you get it?
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THANKS STEAM
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>Professor Green miming to Spice Girls

wat
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>tfw no Jap gf
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>>52426431
what toys are you getting for christmas
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>>52426443
get a cat and you can pet it without your hand smelling of shit

i don't even know how they get that smell if they don't sweat
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>>52426375
Embarrassing t͜bh.
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>>52426476
forgot about her gimmicky YouTube
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who won
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Fuck Br*ts
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>>52425863
Posting for Karen
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>>52426506
>muh unix-based OS
fuck off
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>>52426419
My mum would dance in the street 2bh haha
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Techno interests me
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Watford 3 - 0 Liverpool
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>>52426485
Some place in the mall foodcourt. I highly doubt it was a 'proper' one but it was nice enough.

>>52426493
Mum said she went on a spree in Dollar Tree.
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>>52426393
come on
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>>52426506
weird
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Eww, she looks like shit in a dress
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>>52426476
this

maisie will become general socialite/ubiquitous "celebrity"

Sophie will have the same downfall as many child actors before her
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>>52426599
FLOPP, Literally worst than LVG
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Jesus christ, Jessica Ennis would take a dick.
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>>52426610
whats a one of them
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>>52426648
bit gay for Dan Carter la
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>>52425863
excellent edition
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MIXED WOMAN WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM PREGNANCY DOESN'T WIN

WHAT THE FUG BBC YOU RACISTS
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>>52426626
I live in the Midwest, what the fuck do you expect?
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did we do it lads? i think we might have this
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>Dunblane survivor
>muh sob story won

FUCK THE BBC

RIGGED AS FUCK

MUH FURY!!!!!
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>>52426599

I'd laugh but

>Van laal
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SCOTLAND'S BRAVE ANDY MURRAY

ENGLISH CU͜CKOLDS BTFO
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>>52426039
Rancid paki
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>murray

rofl what a joke

he has done fuck all this year

scots arent even british
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN1MkAGuVyY
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BIG
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>>52426720
i thought you were op

who the fuks this then
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>>52426793
DIRTY
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>>52426720
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>>52426729
I am so, so sorry bro.
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>>52426793
Why do English white girls love big Scottish cock so much?
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>w-which i th-thought was a b-bit harsh t-t-t-t-t-to w-worthing

Fuck off you Scottish prick.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M4nKru2H_Q

JHENE
H
E
N
E
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>>52426802
Don't know

some new lad on the block

keeping my eye on him

>>52426812
Tell me about Kyary, why does she wear the mask?
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>>52426817
Not going to lie it's pretty tasty for a shitty chain restaurant
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Lizzie a qt
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I watch runescape deadman mode videos to comfort myself
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Lol that was so fucking rigged

murray is a prick who should have been executed
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alri
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Fuck yeah, Murray

love the bastard, English hate him because he isn't their preferred mediocre "nice guy" sportsman like Tim Henman
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>>52426876
She's a big girl
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>>52426876
i Hate him
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Where's Apprentice.

I want to watch knobheads fucking things up, not one gigantic Scottish knobhead bringing up his pregnant gf so the normies can clap him for not using a condom
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>due to the late running of Sport's Personality of the Year, the final of The Apprentice will now be shown at the later date of January 23rd at 16:30.
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>>52426885
I had In n Out over the summer and it was on balance the best burger place I've ever been to
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>>52426698
Yank pound shop.

You living with mummy in England?
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Feel sick that he won

who the fuck won 2nd place, never heard of him
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>>52426923
for you
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>>52426918
>love the bastard, English hate him because he's a miserable cunt. Along with everyone else in the world except the Scots who are too busy painting their faces in Braveheart regalia and screaming MUH SCOTTISH PRIDE!!!! BRITISH WHEN HE WINS SCOTTISH WHEN HE LOSES!! GO ON ANDY!!!

Fixed
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>>52426953
Don't have that here, we have some god tier fast food chains though
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>>52426969
no why
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>>52426903
I watch WoW PvP videos despite not playing the game lel
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>>52426942
>>>/tv/63882718
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>>52427039
whats this?
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>>52426969
mumsie and dadsie out in the country

>>52427039
horrid
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>>52427039
Is this a pic of you or something?
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If you don't have a waifu you should probably get one

they save lives you know
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>>52426486
at least you can purchase.. *sad-face*
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>>52426903
i watch excellent adventures even though i dont even play SF
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>>52427104
me and the gf
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at the cafe and this korean couple literally just bought a drink, spent 15 minutes taking iphone pictures of the girl pretending to drink it, and then they tossed it immediately after and left

literally why
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>>52427027

>represents your country
>a brilliant and exciting player unlike any in living memory for this country
>b-b-b-ut he doesn't play with a SMILE on his face BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

typical English small poppy syndrome
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>>52427047

Will you tinychat your suicide?
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must watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQZj2Bou0iA
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>>52425944
Ed:
I had to replace all 4 wheelarches, and weld replacement floor sections in, completely recovered all 4 seats, rebuilt the gearbox and installed 4 new pistons and sandblasted the engine and redone all the seals, fitted new GAZ adjustable shocks and sorted out the rattling in the back

Mike:
I bought these chrome wheels for 2 grand!


All in all a good days work for the both of us, and we turned a very tidy profit
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>>52427155
ur nan
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V A N A
A
N
A
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>>52427105
>Sershie wearing a slag dress

W-What happened to our innocent Irish rose
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>>52426903
watch b0aty stream runescape sometimes, haven't played it for like 10 years
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>when your parents try to make you go out when you've already taken out your contact lenses
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>>52427183
Someone post the arse WebM
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>>52427183
Watch hanna, she has a lesbo scene in that
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>>52427183
delete this immediately.
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>>52427105
>If you don't have a waifu you should probably get one

Sup
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>>52427155

koreans aren't actually human. They don't require food or drink to survive anymore.
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What's with all the skirt wearing, ginger neanderthals today? Heroin supply drying up and taken to shitposting as a substitute?
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>>52427181

She's absolutely fucking beautiful and has great legs

Her bf is good looking though and her instagram has 0 bikini or hot pics
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>>52427099
Very cosy i'm sure
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>>52427155
Gooks are subhuman insects
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>>52427196
whats your prescription boyo

tbf i dont wear contacts much but then i rarely if ever go out when at university ha ha
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>>52427247
>My (ENGLISH) wife is Expecting a baby
What did Andy mean by this?
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>>52427109
still can't install it 2bh
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watched star wars V and VI
thoroughly entertaining masterpieces of cinéma
ready for VII sometime next week
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>>52427282
-5.5 and -4.25 and astigmatism too for the bants
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>>52427183
My mate fingered her bumhole outside a Homebase in Daventry
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*plays a phenomenal tuba solo*
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>>52427047
All of the streamers are spastics who listen to dubstep and the game looks like flashy shit now anyway

>>52427189
good lad
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hate arseblasters
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Who was in charge of sound on all of Nolan's movies?

can't watch them for more than a minute without changing the volume
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>>52427355
Bloody fantastic mate, you are hired
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>>52427181
>>52427254
Why is a yank in it? They have their own Apprentice don't they?
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gf sent me this
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>>52427399
Don't care she's beautiful


NATALIE BTFO
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>>52427413
my ankle on the left
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>>52427355

Excellent, you start monday
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>>52427308
That Scottish women are far too repulsive to marry and have a child with?
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my cats such a pussy
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Lads, have you even been physically aroused by a girl in a public place?
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>>52427330
infant

im nearly -7.00 on both

sometimes i go outside without any lenses; i sort of imagine thats what tripping is like
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>>52427520
sure
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>>52427499
There are no women in Scotland lad
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>>52427520
hasnt everyone?
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>>52427545
your imagination is very very off

>>52427520
yeah got grinded on at a alt-j concert by my crush no less
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god damn car insurance is so expensive

life is suffering
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>>52427520

all the time
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>>52427520
ye sometimes when a right qt with something revealing on is in my peripheral vision on the bus and what with all the rumbling of the engine n all tbph
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>>52427520
Yes. The most notable of which was my ex giving me a footjob to completion under the table at a restaraunt. Had to walk home with cum all over my jeans and shirt.
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>see someone from work on tinder i've barely spoken to
>super like by accident

how can i rescue this lads?
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>>52427261
it really is tbf (this is an acronym for the phrase "to be fair", indicating that the previous sentence was a justified appraisal of the situation)
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bwoo bwisssss bwooow
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Charlene would be a 7 if she shut up ffs
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*teleports behind you*
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>home from uni for christmas
>parents are going shopping tomorrow
gonna have an absolute marathon wank sesh lads desu
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>>52427161
I'll fax it to you
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>>52427520
>on holiday in Spain
>be 13 I think
>in the hotel swimming pool
>milf gets in the pool
>for some reason takes her bikini top off so her tits are out
>starts swimming around the edge of the pool
>I'm in the middle
>keep diving under the water to look at her tits
>10/10 chebs desu
>in tight swim shorts and now have a raging boner
>have to get out of the pool because we're leaving or something
>towel is on the chair quite far away
>have to run trying to hide my erection till I get to the towel

Please like and subscribe.
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16 hour shift tomorrow haha
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Leo getting mauled by a bear is the funniest shit ever

>people think he'll get an academy award for this
Toplel
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Where did the Lisicki meme start exactly?
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>>52427585
if i go out at night without any glasses or contacts im in a literal dreamworld. all i can see are shifting lights, shadows and shapes. no definition whatsoever, cant even fully see my own body and feel completely disconnected from whats going on around me

if thats not like tripping then i dont know what is
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>>52427325

Han dies mate
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>>52427880
Not soon enough
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>>52427872
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/leonardo-dicaprio-gets-raped-by-a-bear-in-the-revenant-a6756121.html
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>>52427900
xD
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>>52427834
Janny?
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>>52427880
>Where did the Lisicki meme start exactly?
It was an /eire/ meme long before, then it somehow spread to /brit/ and became associated with Lisicki
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>>52427880
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why the fuck is my youtube still italian
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>>52427986
WEW
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>>52427834
>4 day week
>very little work over christmas
>manager not in so dont need to look busy
looking forward to it
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http://strawpoll.me/6320966
http://strawpoll.me/6320966
http://strawpoll.me/6320966
http://strawpoll.me/6320966
http://strawpoll.me/6320966
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postings fucking up innit
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>>52428095
yes
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fuck white people
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>>52427986
that's nice
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>>52428065
they should take the gypos (You) with them
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>>52428095
aye
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>>52428003
>>
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unironically listening to justin bieber haha
>>
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>>52428109
Rasheed
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>>52428007
Cookies
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>>52428206
>Cookies

fuck off yank
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gf sent me this
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>>52428065
good poll

fuck weebs
>>
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>>52428309
FATCAM
A
T
C
A
M
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#killallwhitemen
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>>52426068
Living in America must be tough then.
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>>52428001
>and became associated with Lisicki
why her?
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>>52428344
me on the left
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>>52428193
nice 2009 /v/ meme cunt gas yoursel;f
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>>52428344
how much for a blow, hump and dump?
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>>52428344
me taking the picture
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what is the mind? is it just a system of impulses or is it something more tangible?
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WHY DOES THIS FUCKING SHIT CHINKPAD KEEP DROPPING THE WIFI EVERY FUCKING MINUTE

ALL MY OTHER DEVICES ARE FINE

FUCKING CHINESE PIECE OF SHIT CANT EVEN MAKE A LAPTOP FUCKING USELESS CUNTS
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fury not winning this shit is fucking bullshit man
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>>52428478
me reading this post
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>you walk towards the bar
>the barman stares at you intensely
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>>52428523
me replying to the poster who read my post
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>>52428480
>something more tangible
how can it get any more tangible?
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grimes desu lads
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>>52428633

physical touch
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>>52428380
this spastic here >>52428506 used to be called Lisickis Lover with a trip, everyone thinks he's an absolute mong, those pictures were said to be of him, even though everyone knows they are not him, we all know he probably looks equally as mongolian, if not more so.
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>>52428680
neuronal synapses are as physical as you can get to describe consciousness
that's how neurons work
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>>52427520
Every summer

Gorgeous young women in summer dresses baring their sexy legs and waists, wearing sandals.

Last summer I was in Switzerland at the promenade of Lake Geneva. It was 35 degrees, surrounded on all sides by bikini-clad, nubiles European girls. As a virgin it killed me inside.

A highlight was this tiny outstretch of rock on the promenade where a few people were swimming. I was sitting down relaxing when this young, pale. slim and voluptuous redhead with big tits and a 10/10 jiggling arse came and undressed to her green bikini to swim. She could probably tell that I was staring at her amazing bum the whole time.
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>>52428503
did you try turning it off and back on?
alternatively try going network connections > right click properties on your connection > double click tcp/ip and select automatic
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>I shagged her for a good two hours
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just downloaded the first episode of the Expanse lads. new sci-fi show on Syfy.
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Need to get a haircut tomorrow lads. I hate it so much, the barber always tries to talk to me
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>>52428707
ahh excellent
perfect for a new knowyourmeme submission
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>>52427616
>Things that never happened

Cool dream lad
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the apprentice is a fucking joke

£250,000 budget for a dating platform kek
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>>52428789
>Up to much this week then mate?
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>>52428789
I hate Barbers.
They're un-British, and must be removed with a swift axe.
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>>52428789
>grow hair
>shave it when too long
>repeat

there you go lad
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>>52428662
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>>52428837
*forces your head*
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Cringing at how bad Joseph's advert is gonna be.

>DURRR IM A RETARD MUH BOILERS BROKE
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>>52428746
automatic DNS?

I've tried mine/automatic and google's one already

no difference
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>>52428818
>dating platform

Why is it always for shit that will never work
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>>52428865
>yanks
the correct course of action is to go to different people until you find one that doesnt talk then go back to them
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>>52428875
why is she so perfect lads
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>>52428865
>shaving my head
I'd look like a right cunt
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>>52428789

at least you don't have scalp psoriasis
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>>52428930
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>>52428803
Why would you assume it didn't happen? It's not even that outrageous. People in relationships do this sort of thing a lot.
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>>52428921
Or simply tell them nicely you're not one for a chat.
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imprison the "royal" family
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>>52428887

Cringing at you posting this in two threads
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>>52428991
>yanks
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>>52428882
Couldn't she have fought back or bitten his cock off?
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>>52428983
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>>52428957
Then just cut it short yourself, it's not hard.
Posted some pics on /soc/ once for actual confirmation and it went well so it's not that hard.
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>>52429027
God save the queen and the fascist regime
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>>52428837
My barber always tries to talk about football, it scares me
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>>52429061

thought the exact same thing, i'd say she's bullshitting and it never actually happened.
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>>52429069
if dubs then grimes is new queen of /brit/
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>>52429071
I have really shakey hands, I'd definitely fuck it up
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Stoned

HAHA
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>>52429121
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>>52429154
enjoy your mental illness :)
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>>52428990
Normie girls do not give footjobs so you're wrong 2bhwy lad
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>>52428837
taxi driver always asks if I got my hole fs
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>>52429121
>>52429069
>>52428983
>>52428930

she's so fit lads
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taking a probiotic for a few months lads, its fun eating food that i think my lil boys would like


i hope they enjoy tonights dinner hehe
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>>52429183
>>
who wins da apprentice?
http://strawpoll.me/6321214
http://strawpoll.me/6321214
http://strawpoll.me/6321214
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desu has been filtered since october

getting a bit ridiculous Tbh
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>>52429187
You lot have the mental illness, not I
>>
Look, I've been all around the world, and I still think the U.S. is the greatest country on Earth. Not because we have free healthcare or free tuition, but because we have FREEDOM. Freedom to succeed and freedom to fail. Freedom to live and do what we want without overbearing taxes (Europe) or overbearing corruption (Central America) or overbearing racism (Asia) or overwhelming poverty (Africa) or overwhelming religious persecution (Middle East).[1]
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>>52426126

SNEAKY RARE
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>no gf who lifts
>no gf who will let me critique her snatch
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>>52429224
Does not wash
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>>52429152
I do too m8, you'll be fine.
Otherwise enjoy faking it through footy chats.
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>>52429269
t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>52429224
faggot who can't into unconventional beauty shitposting a shopped pic of the queen
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>>52429274
>critique her snatch
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>>52429269
well noticed m8
>>52426126
what even are you?
>>
>>52427897
tripping is inside your mind too, it completely changes the way thoughts feel and like your train of thought
>>
>>52428896
Why do the so called "experts" not call out this shit? Paid dating site with no marketing, fucking joke.
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>work tomorrow
>my good earphones broke and I have to use shit ones
kill me
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>Karren Brady will never tuck you in and read you a bedtime story
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>>52429321

>shopped

lmao
>>
>>
>>52429287
>not finding musky girls fit

how does it feel to deny basic biology, fag?
>>
The Royal Family is no better than a family of mobsters. It sucks its sustenance from the public coffers, enriching itself greatly at the expense of poor taxpaying citizens. It operates not as a meritocracy, but through strict nepotism and strategic alliances. And its strength is a rough measure of the lack of civilization in a particular culture.

To be completely clear, we are not suggesting that people should "pay less attention" to the Royal Family, or that the UK should reduce the amount of money it spends on this obscene relic of a brutal monarchical past. We are suggesting that the Royal Family should, as an institution, be completely abolished, and that its remaining members be imprisoned and forced to work for the remainder of their lives to, in some token way, repay the public for all of these years of financial support. Perhaps by making license plates, or breaking rocks.
>>
>half a pint of shandy
>already feel drunk

fuck being skeletor
>>
>>52429321
>is literally called grimes
>is grimey as fuck
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>>52429396
seem like nice people tbqh
>>
>we wuz kings starts on /v/
>comes here
>turns into alberto barbosa
>goes back to /v/ with people posting the we was kings with portugese flags on

Memes are weird lads
>>
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/678630374902231040
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>>52429359
>>52429239
>>52429191
>>52428882
STLOL (stoned laughing at lol)
>>52427520
every day
>>
Haven't been on here in weeks lads. What killer memes have I missed out on?
>>
just had a kfc

even more disappointing then usual

pepsi was watered down to shit too
>>
>>52429473

fuck off
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>>52429403
Shoo shoo smelly goblin
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>>52429224
Bet her fanny fucking STINKS
>>
>>52429473
why not post a picture? we don't want to click on a link you bellend
>>
>>52429358
Because they are old cunts out-of-touch with society
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>>52429459
Thought it was more of a /pol/ meme
>>
>>52429403
literally looks like a boy
>>
>>52429396
Anyone got the picture of the obese hideous cunt walking down a street in Preston? It's like this.
>>
>>52428662
art angels is good 2bh, fuck /mu/
>>
>>52429450
see
>>52429403
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>>52429191
Ummm, yes they do, lad. Normie girls will do almost anything you ask them, most girls will do almost anything you ask them in my experience.
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>>52429493
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>>52429524
Was it? I thought it started on /v/ because it's off the AOE2HD Expansion
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>>52427520
Every wednesday at loop.
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>>52429473
>I share the same country as this cunt
God I want to move to England FUCK OFF
>>
>>52429520
pretty sure eharmony and match.com people are well clued in and they just lied

amusing anyone takes this seriously
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>>52429351
>actual drugs talk

>again
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>>52429493
this new one where people say they have been away for a while and ask about new gimmicks/memes
>>
>>52429534
fuck off yank go wank to your obese and ugly amerifats
>>52429542
truth
>>
>>52429473
>Sara @ssaradavidson 4h4 hours ago
>Apparently singing along to deck the halls with "capitalism isssss shite falalalalalala" isn't part of the 'Christmas spirit'

t. posted from my iPhone
>>
>>52429576
Ngl I'm just going off this by the fact alt-righters on facebook were having a hoot with it.
>>
>>52429618
probably sound a twat but you literally can't have an opinion on it until you've done at least 1 hard drug
>>
chvrches is grimes but shit
>>
What is ngl?
>>
>>52429315
>implying I do that
I just make spergy excuses about what I've been doing/why I haven't been watching footy
>>
do big cums

on big tits

hit them like

london blitz
>>
>>52429695
Not gonna lie bb
>>
>>52429695
nonce gay losers
>>
>>52429576
The AOE image is only associated with it. The meme itself comes from the black conspiracy theories mixed with HOL UP *smacks lips* which is either from /pol/ or /tv/ I think.
>>
>>52429493
there was this cool meme where a south korean guy came in here and said "wiiiichoooong" and everyone was all like "wiiichooong!!" for like 10 threads and we all loved the meme and laughed
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
got heart palpitations lads
>>
I went from having £160 to £10 in three hours fuck sake I fucking hate Christmas and Christmas shopping
>>
>>52429758
very good


>>52429767
do a calm
>>
>>52429644
She looks like a leukemia patient
>>
Who is this grimes "woman"

literally the ugliest cunt I have ever seen

even uglier than Sony phones fuck me
>>
>>52429684
lavren is a shit-tier waifu

grimes is a beautiful art angel
>>
>>52429777
spat coke OUT MY NOSE

>>52429807
BLUE

ELVIS

DENIM

>>52429749
holiday season
gift shopping
>>
>>52429792
virgin who cannot into unconventionally fit girls
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>>52429792
>grimes
>>
wanna live like the common people
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>Charli XCX? Ugly paki I say
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>>52429792
the things people post make me think there are actual teenagers here
bizarre
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revisin the maths for a job interview but cant remember any of this shite
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>>52429888
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>>52429888
sorry mate?
>>
>>52429912
>>52429888
>>52429856
don't worry lads at least she's better than maisie haha but what the fuck isn't better looking than maisie?
>>
>>52429912
time to get off tinternet gramps
>>
>>52429912
actual teenager ama
>>
>>52429934
is it really one of those constantly offended people
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martin from benidorm is literally ME

>>52429856
NICE BIT OF TOTTY
>>
>>52429973
>>52429973
>>52429973
>>
>>52429679
dont worry im willing to tolerate your various peccadilloes
>>
>>52429923
>You'll need algebra when you're an adult
yeah, to show people that you know algebra
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>>52429977
nah grimes is a beautiful ethereal faery goddess
>>
>>52429923
first
inside
outside
last

[7x.......][x.....]
>>
>>52429923
7x^2+4-3

7 * -3 = -21

-21 = +7 * - 3

(7x - 3)(x+1) = 0
7x - 3 = 0
x+1 = 0
x = 3/7
x = -1
>>
>>52429923
7 and 3 are both prime numbers so there aren't many different possibilities m8
>>
>>52430024
>>
>>52430103
See >>52430098
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>>52430145
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>>52430198
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>>52430259
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>>52430317
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>>52430388
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>>52430464
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