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Sheddy sheddy shed edition, in honour of: >>52409237
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>>52409550
Want a Muslim gf like nadiya ;__;
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how do i make wanking feel good again? all i feel when i cum now is mild relief and my willy's mostly numb
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first for k pop
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>THE WEST OF THE MIDDLE LANDS
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>>52409609
BESTMIDLANDS FAMILY
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work tomorrow :c
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>>52409595
Don't do it for a week
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hate that dirty paki
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>>52409656
i've tried that it doesn't work
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>>52409641
alum rock.
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>>52409595
support trump and he will make you feel great again
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>>52409706
will he get me a qt coworker gf?
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>>52409706
fuck off yank
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To all the sick shit cunts mates ausfags who post here

Are you all as based as this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQIoLvzgGbI
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>>52409706
why would i support a candidate for presidency in a country that i neither live in nor have any influence over?
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havent had a proper good breathe in for hours
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>Hell'o everyone we are 't northern 'people'
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Nth for Ed will ride again.
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Willy Wonka on ITV 3 lads
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>>52409786
me bottom right
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Aaaaand into the bin this bookmark goes.
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Doing a post
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>>52409850
top fucking kek
doing a laugh irl
the rouse is up
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>>52409860
>West Yorkshire
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unis over have to be a loser for a month now
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>>52409919
>West YORKSHIRE
>suddenly not Yorkshire
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BEST APPRENTICE GIRL BACK TONIGHT
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>>52409862
Literally can't get any more normie or pleb than youtube converters
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35130513
Good read
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>>52409972
Yeah I could spend 2 hours configuring the parameters in a youtube-dl command for the terminal but I don't have autism and I have other things to do in my busy day.
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>>52409946
YES
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>>52410025
>239kbps
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>>52409990
>"Actually, he was carrying three," I said. Before adding, "and the right word is menorah."

smug twat
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>>52410025
>I don't have autism and I have other things to do in my busy day.

Get a load of this chump
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>>52410025
then why don't you use spotify
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>>52410025
Fucking retard
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U_NvhOPz3c

tune
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>>52410025
>Yeah I could spend 2 hours configuring the parameters in a youtube-dl command for the terminal

oh wow, awesome, are you a hacker? are you part of anonymous, I don't understand all this techno babble LOL!
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>>52409952
Is based tricky dick back?
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>>52410080
Because it's not music I'm downloading from youtube.
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>>52410140
Of course. As well as mobile disco.
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lads my mum's just bought me a cup of tea and put it down on my desk but didn't use a coaster and now there's a ring I AM NOT A FUCKING ANIMAL MUM GET OUT AWOOOGA AWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGAAAAA
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Quite warm out tbf lads
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walking pepe
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>>52410195
can't believe lord sugar didn't buy into his hologram Skype parties
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>>52409952
Qt
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>AWOOOGA AWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGAAAAA
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>>52410230
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>>52410229
where you been nice la
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downloading 19GB of blacked porn desu
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>>52410025
>he's so retarded he can't start typing youtube, hit tab, paste the youtube link and press enter
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Hey there Delilah what's it like in new York city
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>>52410331
Irish weather
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lads do you find braces hot
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>>52410229
You have a nice butt?
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>it's a dog walking episode
>hey there Delilah starts playing
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>>52410366
no
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>>52410348
Can't believe licky is Irish

Biggest revelation of 2015 /brit/
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>>52410366
on twinks i do desu m9
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>be me
>6'2
>slim
>pretty faced

>not a model

fuck this shit.
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>>52410384

oh
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>he names his dog pepe
is he self aware?
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>>52410411
The video is 4 years old
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>>52410393
What about twinks with no braces, eh?
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>>52410331
Actually unironically like that song 2bh
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>>52410366
Like on teeth? Or straps?
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>>52410443
idk
sounds kinda gay desu
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>>52410429
Pepe has been around since 08/09
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>>52410271
went to subway earlier

just looking out my window now and it's quite warm looking

>>52410368
yes
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is monocultural society good?
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>>52410485
That's the point matey
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>it got hard after like 10 minutes 2bf

>shagged her for a good 2 hours
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>>52410541
wew
i'd have to see sum pics to knowww
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@52410395
have you tried not being an absolute spreg
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>>52410512
>yes


post boipucci
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thinking about having another crack at normiebook lads (yes i am this lonely)

how does one acquire pictures of onesself? i feel awkward taking selfies. do male normies do this?
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The best gimmicks are the ones posted every few minutes
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The best gimmicks are the ones posted every few minutes
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The best gimmicks are the ones posted every few minutes
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>>52410641
Only absolute wankers

Put one up of you and your friends
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>>52410641
Get your mummy to take them for you
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The best gimmicks are the best gimmicks.
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bit dead today lads
lazy sunday should be primetime 2bh
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>>52409952
It's not Wednesday m8
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reminder that 2016 is going to be the year
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very important, please take a moment to complete

http://strawpoll.me/6317015
http://strawpoll.me/6317015
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>>52410766
I have arbitrarily decided to award you a (You)
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>>52410641
>i feel awkward taking selfies. do male normies do this?
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need a bf desu lads
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The best thing about having a GF is that their skin is very soft and they smell really nice when you cuddle them
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95zxtaKQBBc

absolute tune lads
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my parents invited load of people round for lunch lads
bit scared, there's so many people here
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>>52410287
nice
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>>52410769
bugger, i was originally going to put 69 on the end but i didn't want to look immature

i could have (You)'d myself but no
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>>52410755
The final is today is though you dozy cunt
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>>52410773
>spending all the time and money for that

nty
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>>52410025
muhh paramaters

nerd

LMFAO
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The best thing about having a BF is that their cock is very hard and they smell really nice when you suck them
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>>52409796
>dat lavish set
>dat look on the kid's faces because that was their first time ever seeing it

Good film
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Lads
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test
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>>52410714
i don't have many friends and we don't take pictures together because we don't go to clubs and we're not gay
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mum and dad are going to the german market up town
bloody normies lmao
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>>52410834
none of them are good looking and only the paki on the end is passable
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going to join guardian soulmates
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jej
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>>52409595

this will be a revolution in your wanking life
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@fivetwofouronezeroeightzerofive

>doesn't realise that feminism has paved the way forensic to save money on their gfs due to perceived sexism
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>>52410877
>there is a dating website for guardian readers

that's actually not a bad idea, keeps the insufferables away from the rest of us
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>>52410877
>guardian
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huh
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>>52410913
already tried making one of those years ago, didn't care for it much and it made me feel pathetic iah
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>>52410936
how to get fash bf?
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>>52410930
But they'll breed
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>>52410840
>we don't go to clubs
sounds pretty homo to me haha
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>>52410955

conventional wanks just don't compare to that contraption
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>>52410936
keep searching images like this for kev haha
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>> 52410924
>fivetwofouronezeroeightzerofive

grow up
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>>52410913
top fucking kek
i made one of these before but it was quite shit it was:
>empty toilet roll
>plastic bag
>lube up the plastic bag
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>>52410955
>made me feel pathetic

Bet you don't even dildo your arsehole, casual.
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>home for uni for 3 weeks
>got 2 exams when I go back
>all I've done so far is watch anime, text the girl I like, eat all my families food and wank 3 times a day
Good to be back desu
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No. 52410869

1 is the best looking
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Ayano's bra
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>>52410936
was the BUF actually a big thing or what? Seems kind of fucked up I didn't even hear about it until I started browsing 4chan.
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Senpai, don't @ me
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>>52411015
slag
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9Pr9GRWAbI
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>>52411015
nonce
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>>52410991
i went through a period in my mid teens where i was able to get off solely through anal stimulation and much preferred it to conventional wanking, but i lost interest in it
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>>52411029
it peaked at 50,000 members and lasted for 8 years I think
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>>52411038
oi cunt give her an apology right now you fucking rat i'll smash your face in talking like that to me girl

>>52411047
bra = boobs

boobs = grown up
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>>52410995
>text the girl I like,
be honest, how fat is she?
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>>52410984
Jon gyazo this as soon as you see it so I know you're not this pleb for sure
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>>52411052
You sound like a wonderful human being
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>>52410777
alri karl
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auntie and uncle are coming over today lads

always manage to sperg out around them
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>>52411088
ah, nevermind then.
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>>52409862
if you have to use that, use
fuck fuck adblock from github m8
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also they will ask if i have a gf yet and then pretend its a good thing when i say "no"
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anyone want cheap bottled water? (have a method)
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>>52411039
>didn't actually answer the question
>"owned"
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does dogging happen in other countries or is it just a british thing?
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>>52411092
>14 year olds are grown ups
t. abdul mohammed al-bahgdadi bin birmingham
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>going out in a thunderstorm to buy whisky and crisps

may have reached the point of no return
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>>52411094
She's chubby, but not really fat. She has really strict indian parents though so it probably won't happen
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>>52411116
>tfw your family don't go out or anything for xmas
>my dad just works all day voluntarily
no wonder I'm an autist

my mum really cares about it still so I have to be with her and it's saaad
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>>52411161
are these unsealed bottles?
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>>52411194
>chubby
>indian
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>>52411029
think it had a sizeable following but don't think it was anywhere near gaining serious traction like the NatSocs of Germany
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me & the gf https://youtu.be/gb0uRH_rqdg?t=126
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>>52411161
I just get it from my tap since I'm not a southern ponce
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>>52411185
>thunderstorm
mate it's lovely here
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why are brits so insecure
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>>52411103
well thanks, but i don't believe anyone's character should be judged based on how they wank

i'll have you know that when i was a kid i used to torture small animals and light bush fires and that very same tendency towards antisocial behaviour has to an extent carried over to my adult life.
Should never judge a lad by his wanking habits m8
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>>52411214
had to be to stop the water from starving of oxygen

would just be hydrogen left I think
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>>52411225
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>>52411235
That's only like 2,000 people. that's not many at all.
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>>52411106
shouldn't be out so late Tbh
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last time i was in the UK a seagull stole my fucking churros on the beach

it was in brighton

how the fuck do you people deal with the birds, they're worse than our hawks except they walk around towns like pigeons
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>>52411292
>this is a 10/10 in the UK
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>>52411194
>indian


to the trash
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>>52411260
national feeling of low self esteem and a superiority complex after losing the Empire

it hit us hard
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>>52411308
nice to see a bosnian in /brit/ welcome friend
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>>52411235
I'm reading about it now and apparently a law was passed designed specifically to hinder their protests (public order act 1936), fugging gommies t.bqh
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>>52411292
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>>52411161
I get them from my tap because I'm not a Northern softie
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is eharmony any good
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/sp/ are stealing our gimmicks again lads
>>>/sp/64350517
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>>52411308
RAREFLAG
A
R A R E F L A G
E
F L A G R A R E
L
A
G
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>>52411308
I don't see seagulls much
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>>52411332
Fuck off back there then rasheed
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>liverpool
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>>52411383
what about it
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>>52411249
>>52411341
lol
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>>52411382
bosnia is white
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>>52411237
>live in new england
>tfw it's more white than old england is now

feels kind of bad and I don't even care about england
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>>52411332
trianglestan is a shit country t. serb

>>52411375
maybe in this thread but not on /int/ sadly

>>52411379
are you from brighton
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>>52411237

what causes leftist ethno-masochism?
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>flopp
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>>52411404
the man has kicked the ball into the liverpool net 3 (three) times today
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>>52411417
They are white yes but are mainly muslim
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>>52411260
ur mum cheated on me for my black mate
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>>52411308
my dad punched one when it tried to steal his chips on llandudno pier when i was a kid

so theres that
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>what causes leftist ethno-masochism?
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>>52411454
oh

sports is a bit shit
>>
>>52411225
>>52411318
She still looks alright. Plus I actually like her, don't just want to bone her desu
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Watford 3-0 Liverpool
A really, really good goal to cap a stunning display from Watford. Etienne Capoue, Mr. perpetual motion in the midfield , starts it by winning the ball back high up the pitch, Troy Deeney picks out sub Valon Behrami on the right and his first-time cross is headed between the legs of Adam Bogdan by goal machine Odion Ighalo.
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>>52411463
sounds like you need a penis pump
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>>52411441
bosnian serb is best serb, remove all kebab and croat
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>>52411308
This one time at the beach there were seagulls everywhere attacking people, I was like 6 and when a seagull came for my icecream I dodged it and shouted 'you're not getting MY ice cream!!' and everyone at the beach laughed at me
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>sports is a bit shit
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>>52411519
aww ;_;
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3Cb1qwCUvI&google_comment_id=z12oz51gwrmrh5nuy22wevuhtuaxfdoo204
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>>52411469
i once witnessed a bunch of cars stop for a blind pigeon who landed in the middle of the road, a man came out and pushed him with his foot. The cars then moved, pigeon wandered back. Another man came out and kinda punted him, pigeon came back again. Then a police jeep came next and they ran him over and a little chunk of his innards popped out. The woman selling icecream was sad. Ive never seen suicidal birds before
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>>52411577
I too follow Milo on twitter
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searched a 10 year range within 20 miles of me on guardian soulmates

only 53 results
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>>>/wsr/
what's the point, /r/ is dead enough as it is
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>>>/sp/64351051
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>>52411595
didn't even get it from his twitter desu
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>>52411565
kind of makes me sad knowing that real music is dead and this kids talent will go to waste
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just had a cheeky green smoothie for breakfast lads
what am I like
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I'm 6'3" and I've actually been confronted angrily by a short guy for having a 5'3" girlfriend. Something about taking their women?
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>>52411092
That's a very cute anime.
>>
van gaal to liverpool tbqh
>>
>20 years old
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=99964673
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>>52411647
>15:23
>breakfast
>>
>>52411652
manlets, when will they learn?
>>
>>52411652
things that never happened: the post: reloaded: revenge of the insecure neckbeard
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>>52411652
Is he and your girlfriend Chinese?
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>>52411685
woke up at half 1 mate
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>>52411684
>this is a 10/10 in the uk
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>>52411589
damn, that made me feel
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>>52411652
>6'3"
>massive gimp, no mates, no gf, virgin, loser in every conceivable way
>still get extremely salty, bitter looks from all manlets of all ages that I pass on the street

They will literally never learn.
>>
>>52411693
MANLET

How does it feel to be so short? No matter how much you work out you will never be taller
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>>52411577
Feminists make me nauseous
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>>52411684
butters

would like to spaff over her tits though
>>
>>52411684
>Wigan
>Northern

Is entirely possible
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>>52411237
>only like twelve people protesting

kek
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>Feminists make me nauseous
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>>52411684
what's wrong with her eyes
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>>52411763
your mum doesnt seem to mind it
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>>52411693
t. triggered microbe
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Everyone seems to talk about how the West and non-muslims, by being prejudiced and discriminatory, cause radicalisation in Muslims.

But nobody seems to talk about how violent Muslims and regressive leftists have a habit of radicalising non-Muslims.
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>Ally Louise Smith was born by C-section on 11 December weighing just 2lb 5oz but died on Saturday.
>c-section

The BBC is becoming more and more american what the fuck is going on.

They're using jail more than prison now too.
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>>52411788
All your brothers are in the surrounding crowd aren't they ahmed?
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>>52411762
translation: a...at least i'm not a m-manlet...right guys?
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>>52411822
its a global news site
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anone under 6 foot is a manlet
any ""man"" under 5'9 isn't even human
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>>52411829
I consider Britain First a detriment to British Nationalism because they cannot into PR, just a bunch of football ultra chavs that don't know shit about politics making the rest of us look stupid.
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>>52411838
t. manlet
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you brits sure are insecure about your bodies

is that why all your women are fucking arabs
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Identity Politics is surely one of the great evils of our age. Stand for yourself as an individual, not a representative of a tribe.
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>>52411848
So they have to pander to Americans like the Daily Mail is doing?
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>>52411851
good post
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>>52411851
>6'0" flat
>not a manlet

Pick one and only one.
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>>52411880
Every post you make here contains the word insecure, are you sure you're not the one who is really insecure ;^)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2Ko9IfDUmg

why is kev so odd
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If you aren't at least 6' I would not consider you human

Its your fault for being short too, should have drank some milk as a kid
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>>52411925
But that's wrong
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im closer to 4 foot than 6 foot
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>>52411237
the britain first lady makes my winkle stiff tbqh
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The media isn't covering this because the suspect is white

http://news.sky.com/story/1608105/manhunt-after-incendiary-device-found-in-toilet
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>>52411931
quite cold out
irish weather.
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>>52411880
Americans are the most insecure people on the planet
>can't take any criticism
>can't handle the bants
>think dressing properly is gay
>live in constant fear of getting shot
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I want a party with roomfuls of laughter
10 thousand tonnes of ice cream
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agreed
also anyone over 2m is too tall
t. 199cm master race
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>>52411973
rasheed
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>>52412003
but we are constantly ranked #1 in confidence

I'll give you another go at us though to be fair
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>>52411945
>But that's wrong

>>52411260
>>52411693
>>52411880

Literally all you, don't worry lad your secret is safe with me
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if you are a non-manlet and abnormie you must be ugly as fuck lmao
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>>52412019
anyone over 194cm is too tall
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>people who know their myers-briggs type and post it online
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>>52411817
because lefties operate on the assumption that muzzies good little boys and girls that dindu nuffin and anything bad that happens is because we provoked them in the first place because we're the baddies
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>>52412019
>>52411935
woops
>>52411851
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>>52412035
True, and every American seems to have no shame and is in love with the sound of their own voice. I think that's why your autists are so bad, because they don't realise how autistic they are and don't give a fuck.
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>>52411851
A woman asked me how tall I was the other day when I was out shopping. She wanted to see if some pants would have fit her son haha

it was a good day
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But I would walk 500 miles
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>>52412036
You're coming off a little insecure to be honest
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>>52411652
you've stepped into narnia haha
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What are you guys going to do when Britain falls to an Islamic Communist dictator?
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>>52412105
quick editing i give you that
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>>52412090
She did make you drop your trousers and try the pants on?
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>>52412072
no reason to be ashamed of who you are friendo, live for yourself and if other people can't deal then it's their problem.
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JUST
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>>52412128
Jeremy Corbyn isn't a muslim m8
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>>52412128
civil war
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>>52412144
It's more about there being a time and a place for things and being aware of how you appear to others.
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>>52412128
moan about pakis on /brit/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_wIkbkd2JA
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>>52412168
yet
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where can i find a guy in britain to do this with?
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>>52412090
sounds like she wanted a dicking
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>>52412105
bit of an obvious shoop there lad, you left the underline too long when trying to cover the (You)s
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>your license fee paid for this article to be written

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35092279
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>>52412138
no

>>52412201
I think so too
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>>52412207
It's licence not license you twat
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>>52412178
>being aware of how you appear to others
sounds like you're just trying to doll up the word insecurity about yourself. So long as you aren't hurting anybody or breaking any serious laws there is no reason to care about how other are viewing your actions. That is what confidence is.
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>>52412168
he may as well be
he's a massive pakilover
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>>52412196
nova scotia
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>>52412207
isn't the website paid for with advertising for JFs
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>>52412207
>license
fuck off yank
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>tfw we STILL are living in an age where you can't pirate a film until it's out of the cinemas

fuck this gay century
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might play some civ
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>>52412206
implying you can prove that
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>>52412196
liverpool
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>>52412207
Money well spent desu
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>>52412228
>there is no reason to care about how other are viewing your actions

Only a socially incompetent autist would say that tbf.
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my dog is doing a sleep
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>>52412207
>paying the lie sense fee

>>52412216
why didn't you give her one?
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>>52412279
me too actually, civ v or cities:skylines have been calling to me the last 2 days.

Did you buy beyond earth? if so how is it?
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>>52412279
I think I will do that later as well

Deciding between that and Gettysburg desu
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>>52412319
I'm pure x
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>>52412266
>you will never be out for a meal in Hendon and have some woman from the chinkies knock on the window and show you a bunch of the latest releases stacked up against each other under her coat

Fucks sake lads
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Accidentally burnt my hand lads haha
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>>52412319
lie cence fee*
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>>52412311
If I'm a socially incompetent autist then that's who I am, no reason to try and hide the fact for the sake of other people. What you are describing is actual insecurity, and probably some form of anxiety and self consciousness.

It a really unhealthy thing to care about, your time on this planet isn't as long as you think it is.
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I'm an introverted narcissist
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>>52412344
*rubs it*
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>>52412332
yeah I got BE played one game then didn't bother again
its just a worse less interesting civ 5
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/12056281/Thousands-of-guns-in-British-museums-could-be-mutilated-under-new-law-from-Brussels.html
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>>52412128

sorting out an arranged marriage so i can finally have sex
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>>52412382
Yeah that's what I keep hearing, people say the expansion to it is really good but I'm not sure it's worth it.
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>>52412190
keep such videos away from places that I frequent.
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>>52411880
>is that why all your women are fucking arabs

Except they're not? We don't even have that many arabs
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>>52411880
>arabs
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>>52412035
Sometimes the most confident people are the most insecure people putting on a brave face.

Your whole "culture" revolves around giving people fake smiles.
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>>52412190
jesus what the fuck happened to him...

is he on those girly pills now?
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>>52412405
I don't like the setting t︂b︂︂h its like just being stuck in one era the whole game
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>>52412072
A symptom of autism is no social awareness, so having major autism causes you to be like that, not just because they are american because they are literally autistic.
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ITT: Really unfunny cunts who ruins everything they are in
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I own a gun and I'm damn proud of that
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>>52412401
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/12056281/Thousands-of-guns-in-British-museums-could-be-mutilated-under-new-law-from-Brussels.html
and people wonder why we don't like the EU
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>>52412442
>>52412411
There's quite a few in London desu senpai
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>>52412443
>Sometimes the most confident people are the most insecure people putting on a brave face.
Might as well just say sometimes confident people aren't confident.

But I appreciate you trying to describe my "culture" to me.
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>>52412401
ahh... very impressive
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>>52412401

guns are necessary to protect liberty. british people are tragically brainwashed.
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>>52412496
>>>/int/cum/
>>>/k/
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>>52412493
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>>52412493
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>>52412364
I suppose you're right but it's still fucking embarrassing and I'm glad I have the ability to socialise with people and gauge the person and conversation and get along with people and not make it seem like I'm a fucking weirdo desu.
>>52412487
Nah I meant like the Americans who are 'shy' are still outgoing and sound confident. If you listen to vocaroo threads on 4chan all the yanks sound really sure of themselves and confident whereas everyone else often doesn't.
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>>52412496
its not exactly an accomplishment lad
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>>52412501
pakis from qatar who come here every summer dont count
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>>52412541
>guns are necessary to protect liberty

this isn't the 1800s
guns won't protect your liberty
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DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICpU8-foA0E
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>>52412598
*shoots u*
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>>52412556
A DOLPHIN???
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>>52412568
Why does being shy imply means you can't be outgoing and confident? What you're describing is autism 2bh
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>>52412568
Honestly it sounds like your views of day-to-day american life contradict themselves
>>
doing a tired
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>>52412557
wew lad
need a Next gf
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>dat mad rant about stealing Fizzy Lifting Drinks

BASED actor
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>>52412508
But they literally are.

t. an insecure person who is often called confident
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>>52412626
>Why does not being outgoing mean you can't be outgoing
wut
>>52412632
My views of day to day American life? I just said that it seems like Americans as a whole have a lot more confidence then other people even the autists.
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>>52412546
I am just remaining vigilant for the eventual British invasion

Its been 103 years since 1812 so I can't let my guard down

>>52412576
Its my right as an American citizen and the greatest thing I've done to date

I can play pretend and mentally masturbate to being a great warrior thanks to my firearms
God Bless
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>>52412645
how do you do that?
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>>52412702
by going to sleep at 7am
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>>52412598

a fighter jet and a nuclear bomb can't round up a neighbourhood of people and put them in a concentration camp. soldiers with guns can - if the people are unarmed that is.
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farted during my prostate exam today
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took loads of md while out the other night and started trying to chat up girls in town while my jaw was swinging and i was speaking at a ridiculous speed

literally can't live with the feeling of embarrassment haha
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>>52412508
You're such a special snowflake. What are your preferred pronouns?
>>
Good video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqwByZAMoys

>>52412686
You can be shy as fuck i.e having tremendous anxiety when talking to people but still be called confident by your peers. Well if you're attractive.
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>>52412729
nah lad i'm sure they understood

good banter innit haha
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>>52412686
>I'm glad I have the ability to socialise with people and gauge the person and conversation and get along with people and not make it seem like I'm a fucking weirdo desu.

This is what I'm referring to, you imply that this is impossible in america
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>>52412699
>103 years since 1812
I'm sure you realised your mistake when it was too late, but still I can't resist
>American education
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Well good morning. Bit hot out. Australian weather. Sun's setting though, hopefully it will cool down a bit. On my way home now from Sydney, sixth time this week. Um, yup, in Wagga Wagga servo now, go see can I get some tucker. Alright, don't know what the rest of the arvo'll do, just see how it goes. Strewth mate, hooroo.
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>>52412738
>What are your preferred pronouns?
My favorite would be (You)
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>>52412726
>fighter jets fly over neighbourhood
>"leave now before we bomb you"

not that hard to imagine m8
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>>52412770
No I was talking about autists there. You were saying 'just b urself' about autistic people.

w/e desu, you win, good day to you m'lady.
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>>52412799
Grab me some churros from need flinders street fa͏m
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My grandmother just texted me using the crying laughing face banter emoji

Is she mocking me?
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>>52412839
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>>52412839
yes
>>
I want to fuck Dolmio daughter
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>>52412839
on its own? yes
>>
The only place in the UK worth a shit is London
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>>52412880
and Southend
>>
Dear 52412808

I'm not a slut who just gives (You)'s to anybody
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>>52412880
thanks muhammad
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>>52412839
my mum does this all the time, repeating the emojis 3 or 4 times like on black twitter, it weirds me out tbqh
>>
what civ should I go lads?
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>>52412905
Playing hard to get? I like that tbqh.

If I had any anime pictures I would post them and pretend to be gay enticing you to reply to me but I don't watch anime anymore.
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>>52412929
glorious nippon
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>>52412929
Harun al-Rashid
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuyen-ydZtE
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>>52412880
ra'nell
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>>52413003
good call
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>shops close in half an hour
>my mum's friend is downstairs
send help
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>>52413075
jump out the window
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>>52413075
Walk through pretending you're on the phona
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>>52413127
lying is a sin
>>
I can't watch a show for more that one minute without checking 4chan
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big dog
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>>52413164
>yanks on /brit/
that's a sin
>>
would be katy perry's fuccboi tbqh family
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@52412962

You'll have to try harder than that to earn my delicious (You)
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Sincerely hope you're all going to vote for TYSON FURY in spoty later today lads
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http://strawpoll.me/6317537
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oh FUCK lads they're here
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>>52413223

I will. Definitely hate faggots more than christians.
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>>52413223
Glorfified gypsy
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>>52413388
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DEAD
A
E
R
H
T
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>>52413427
>>52413427
>>52413427
>>52413427
>>52413427
>>52413427
NU
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>>52413387
FUCK

so close to give myself a (You)

first ever time trying too
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>>52413213
good post
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>>52413347
*tips*
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>>52413377
yeh he's a cunt but a funny cunt who i hope to hear more from
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