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Hi lads
charli
>>52405777
is t-t-that c-cara?
gj just sent me this
banter
>>52405857
yes
>>52405886
WAHEYY
>>52405830
China Town in London
feel a little weird today
>>52405893
she could fit 4 dicks in that mouth easily t b h
>Why yes I am a connoisseur of asian women
Just found my dead grandfather's air rifle lads
What should I shoot?
doing a get dressed
alri lads? haha
>>52405965
a bird
>>52405965
Yourself
What's the best Sunday roast?
>>52406015
The spit roast me your dad and your mum in the middle are having later on today mate
>hateful eight is online
wew
Might stop off in Doha one of these days
>>52406058
link me family
>>52405949
how do you think she became a top model
>>52406066
who
>>52406058
What's going on here
*sips*
>>52406066
I've been already, it's too hot for people from such a temperate zone la
>>52406088
putlocker lad, use version 2
dont spread it too much it might get taken down
>>52406066
my parents lived there for 6 years. i really liked it. don't go in summer though
>>52406058
>>52406088
>watching cam rips
>of tarantino films, where 90% of the film is the visuals
>>52406129
>putlocker
>streaming
>don't spread it m8 it might get taken down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV0dw_Z0-WA
American here
Why are yanks all so loud? I have genuinely never met one who spoke at a normal volume.
We nine muses here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNnV2D7ME7A
>>52406225
fuck off yank
>>52406256
Let freedom ring
Australian here
>>52406258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwN_Axs7pL4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aOq_1T8XY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I191r0eLdc4
I like their older stuff tbqhwyf (to be quite honest with you fa͏m)
ded thread
>hateful eight and revenant out today
>need to study for exam tommorow
What do lads?
>>52406369
drop out and watch the shitty cam rips
>their lives revolve around garbage culture like films and video games
dance for me maggots
Still in bed lmao
Dejan Stojanovic — 'The most complicated skill is to be simple.
>>52406398
And what are you into lad?
>>52406398
>garbage
fuck off yank
might go to subway soon haha
>>52406398
cant go wrong with a good film desu
>>52406445
footlong meatball sub ta x
>>52406398
le sophisticated enlightened 18 year old meme
>>52406473
what bread do you want
white man sucks SLJ's willy in h8ful ate
I hate everything
Looking forward to Farcry Primevil 2bh
>>52406277
Wow rude
>>52406503
italian herb la
I'll have an Italian bmt with lettuce cucumber onion olives and pickles with honey muztard saice on Italian herbs and cheese.
Now we're just gonna put a bit of olive oil in the pan, cook it on medium-high, and then we're just going to DRIZZLE it.... with a little olive oil
Over here, spread some olive oil on a baking sheet, and be quite generous with the olive oil. Coat the walls of the oven with olive oil and set the heat to 190 degrees celsius, 375 degress fahrenheit. Now while that olive oil is baking--
We're gonna make a nice olive oil salad and garnish it with some lemon ZEST. But I don't have a lemon today so I'm going to use a fresh olive and just grate the skin off into this bowl-- and now I'm just going to give it-- give it a bit of a SQUEEZE until I-- you see this OIL start to come out. We're gonna go ahead and add that on
And that is how you make salmon. Thank you for watching, I'm Jamie Oliver
>20th December
>13 degrees and sunny
Fucking lovin it
Post videos that give you goosebumps every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrTtgx5gIjg
If someone told me about the last clip before I watched, I'd of told them it's not possible.
Utterly absurd
>>52406644
needs more olive oil
Who /Bloodbath/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by7VwSYQD3c
>>52406668
>Halo
One of the malignant tumours of gaming
>>52406668
>Auto aim console shooters
>>52406715
would kill to suck on those big chebs desu
>>52406715
would do unspeakable acts with her tbqhwy
Your par game is weak brother
Halo is responsible for some of the worst things that plague modern multiplayer shooters.
>Regen health
>Dedicated melee button
>Dedicated grenade button
Give me something cleansing for this hangover lads
>>52406760
>auto aim
>halo 5
'no'
there's literally fuck all
the skill gap is huge again, it's great.
>>52406898
Halo died after halo 3. Literally we want the cod audience.
dedfred
>>52406872
I hate how they acted like the controlling the power weapon points to control the map thing is a new thing in gaming.
It's like Unreal Tournament never existed.
>>52406898
>Console shooter
>No auto aim
Fancy going to Qatar tbqh lads, I want to feel truly superior to curryniggers etc.
Daily reminder that Halo 3 PC port will never, EVER happen
;_;
>>52406966
You can turn auto aim off on consoles
t. pc gamer that has a ps4
>>52406992
Then why the fuck would you go to an arab country where they'll all look down on you and think that they're hot shit just cos they got dat oil monies?
>no-reamped HD version of gears of war 1 with the old community for the PC
>>52406910
Halo 5 was the biggest console prize pool ever
But keep telling yourself that family
>>52406966
You seem very educated on the matter
Zzzzz
face is the most important attribute on girls, lads.
>Ben & Jerry's core
>core only goes half way down
Reeeee
Anyone want to move to India and live like a king?
>>52407073
>consoles after 2006 era
>>52407137
No because I'd trade all my ruupees for a poopie
>>52407137
Want all those OTC benzos
>>52407073
I thought 14 year olds were banned from 4chan?
>>52406872
>>Dedicated melee button
call of duty 1 had this 2bh and bashing was great fun
>>52407176
>>52407186
worldly banter lads
cant handle it
LADS, what should I wank to ?
Literally never played Halo or COD
>>52407229
JOI
>>52407198
Halo 1 came before call of duty 1
>>52407026
Whites are seen as near equals to Qataris, while Indians etc. are shit-tier
>>52407228
Not banter lad I honestly quit console gaming after World at War
>Xbox fan boys talking about halo
Whoa is it 2004 again lads?
>>52407261
meant as in it didn't ruin the game at all
>>52407248
halo's for babbies who think they're inherently superior to cod players
Incredible qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjC-bEQQKlo
>>52407265
Sorry, so you want go to a rich arab country so you can join the arabs in looking down with disgust at their south asian migrant workers?
>>52407317
This.
Cod = Watered down arcade shooter
Halo = Watered down arena shooter
Battlefield = Watered down tactical shooter
Take your poison. The triumvirate of casual
>>52407346
Yeah
Are you a currynigger too? lmao
comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpttHOHEKMo
>>52407363
who /overwatch/ here
Dingus
>>52407306
Insta kill melee removes all skill from games.
>lolololol I run in and melee
Melee kills use to be something incredibly hard you did to embarrass people. You used to have to switch to your melee weapon
>>52407363
>Cod = Watered down arcade shooter
First CoD was p revolutionary, undermined the 'supersoldier will win WW2 on his own' meme which was propagated by wolfenstein/mohaa and it's ilk
>>52407405
bashing didn't insta kill people though, only if you hit them in the head with it wich was pretty fucking hard
>>52407370
Nah, i'm white. It just seems a very strange and long-winded thing to do desu
>Sleep happy
>Wake up sad
Wish I could hibernate.
Nothing wrong with eating dogs
Why are multilayer shooters still being released where 16 people fight on a tiny map when I was playing 100 player battles in tribes back in the 90s?
Been trying to cum for ages but I just can't do it. really frustrating me. all i want for christmas is a decent orgasm
>>52407430
>he didn't main the canti-tank gunner in cod 3 to get insta kill fun bashses when you're bored
>>52407538
>cod
>skipping uo and 2
you fucked up
>>52407532
Hate how there is no such thing as a "big map" in recent shooters these days. Gimmee that Red Orchestra 2 map size pham
#truth
>Alexa Chung is half Chinese
what the fuck
>>52406001
Haha don't know who that is, but it's a good summary desu
>>52407559
Couldn't remember if the older ones had the anti-tank gunner for multiplayer memory is too vague
>video games
>>52406644
>not ending with 'i'm jamie oliveoil'
otherwise a thoroughly enjoyable post t b h
>>52407568
i would have sex with this woman
Drinking coffee causes me physical pain, I can actually feel it enter my bladder and it causes a sharp pain that lasts for a few minutes
>>52407573
my sister went to college with her brother jamie. said no one ever believed him when they asked for id and this white lad got out a passport with the name chung on it
>>52406164
It's a screener m8
>he wasn't 10 when goldeneye came out on N64
>he didn't play multiplayer with 3 mates on complex with one hit kill and proximity mines
>>52407647
What is the appeal of Hotline Bling?
wish call of duty finest hour was on pc desu lads
>>52407734
>that knob that mained oddjob
>>52407764
>that idiot that mained jaws
>>52407775
I'd love to just RAPE this girl >=3
just hold her down and give her a good rape, haha
doing a cig smoke
back from subway lads
still think the girl there likes me haha
>>52407834
how long would you rape her for?
This is literally a new movie in 2015.
Cuckoldism has reached mainstream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfcw7cqIgFw this video has boobs in it
doing a test
bogshit
>watching Jewentino films
>>52407873
didnt tarantino have a scene where a black man gets raped up the bum by a pair of white men?
seems fair to me
Something I don't understand about "Screener season" with film torrents
Why are they always shitty quality and not even DVD rip quality? Like, surely the people receiving them to watch must receive bluray copies?
Anyone seen The Lobster
p. good Tbh
>>52407834
Rasheed.
>>52406992
im flying to qatar in 2 days lad, i'll tell you how it is when i get back in january
Need a gf famalam
Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare
business idea: watch anime so I can forget my soul destroying loneliness for a few moments
lolololol
alri
>I'm going to or have ever been to the middle east
Rasheed
>>52408158
She if you get any Qatari poon lad
WELL THE LAST PLANE OUT OF SYDNEY'S ALMOST GONE
breaky: 4 heavily buttered crumpets and a pint of water
>>52408228
>water
Where the orange juice at, baka
>>52407708
is the chinese side only half chinese or what
>breakfast
>water
>13:44
>>52408228
Hope it wasn't from the tap poorfag
>>52407573
>surname is Chung
>act surprised when she's a chinky
Really?
>>52406992
haha good luck with that
most native qataris are filthy rich
the rest is just foreign and slave labour
also there will be a ton of europeans, all of whom are also filthy rich
>>52408244
>he drinks orange juice first thing in the morning
start brushing your teeth instead
>>52408263
nope was from 2L bottle in fridge
AND ONLY SEVEN FLYIN HOURS, TILL I'LL BE LANDIN IN HONG KONG
>>52408263
>he lives somewhere where tap water isn't legit on par with evian
>TEHRAN (FNA)- Syrian President Bashar al-Assad's plane will be escorted by four Russian fighter jets during his upcoming visit to Iran, reports said, adding that the US coalition has been alerted to stand down as the Russian jets will have the permission to fire at will at any incoming aircraft.
wew lads
really, really, really like k-on lads
why did i not start watching it earlier
>>52408286
>start brushing your teeth instead
>he brushes his teeth before breakfast
>>52408286
Good lad
>>52408300
If it isn't passed through a filter, it's fucking shite. Enjoy your fecal matter.
>>52408323
its yours!
>those red berry cereals
>literally always 2 berries in the whole fucking box
fuming
>>52408323
It's just school girls drinking tea m8
eating some cherries lads
>>52408300
I really like this image
Also starting to fall for on and off oneitis again lads
>>52408328
>brushing his teeth isn't the first thing he does when he gets out of bed
shake my bloody head famalam
>>52408331
>I don't know what a water filtration plant is
>I literally believe /pol/-tier conspiracy theories about drinking water
wow
>>52408340
Buy Jordans you cunt
>>52408331
My tap water literally has a more suitable PH level than every bottled water
>>52408344
"""""just"""""
who /cold fridge tap water/ here
literally drink thousands of litres of this per day
the cold covers the shitty taste
>>52408344
no no
it's more than that
a lot more
>>52408340
Better than fruit and fibre where you get zero raisins in the first 5 bowls and then for the remainder of the box you get more and more raisins until the end where you're eating ~45 dried grapes per sitting.
>>52408331
>why yes I do enjoy consuming the purified jew why yes as you do know I love my xenostregens
How do I get a qt welsh gf?
>>52408387
You need to tip it upside down and shake it to distribute them. Had the same problem with Clusters
>>52408363
Sure it does and your poos don't stink either
>>52408361
Always laugh at the sheeple on here whenever they present themselves
>>52408397
Start hanging around sheep la
>>52408397
Go here https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y_Wladfa
>>52408420
It does mate where do you live that your tap water is shit? Guessing some poor post-industrial shithole.
my brother just posted the Star Wars Main Theme - Single by Galactic Empire and tagged me in it
maybe it would just be better off if he posted, "hey guys - my brother is a massive autist - please don't sleep with him ever!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPV9NNvtL20
>>52408362
jordans is disgusting
literally only the packaging looks nice and that's it
>>52408397
start by being a welshman and/or sheep
if this bed thinks I'm getting out of it at any point today it's got another thing coming
>mfw English poo-gurglers need to purify their water and put it in the fridge
t. Scot who enjoys fresh, clean, soft, water every day straight from the tap.
>>52408391
You can't even spell what you're criticising and you expect me to take you seriously? Biggest meme complaint ever regarding bottled water.
>>52408469
good lad
>>52408436
i watched a documentary on them
>jurgen flopp
>>52408397
https://youtu.be/H6_ox8SmvRg
>>52408441
I live in London, you know, the city that is 22% of the UK.
>>52408472
Your expecting me to take someone who is trying to put himself on a superior pedestal for drinking bottled water instead of tap water seriously?
just took a selfie
added a little adjustments to match the way I look with the way i feel
>>52408511
>London tap water
>good
Your whole post gets even better. Literally laughing so hard right now. If you fail to see why London's tap water is shit I feel sorry for you.
Literally all of the pipes that transport water in London are fucked./
>>52408520
You're poor and therefore lesser that me. In the olden days you would have been hung for speaking like this to your superiors. Sit down.
High test incoming
http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1450601501086.jpg
>>52408546
It's shit all over the UK if it comes straight from the tap.
>>52408601
bit gross
>>52408520
well if you lived in a meme area with shit water you'd drink bottled water too
>>52408566
>resorting to ad hominems instead of facts
Lol
>>52408611
Why?
what shitholes do you lot live in where you can't even drink tapwater
>Syria war: Third of rebels share IS aims, report claims
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-35144420
>>52408617
Londoners will find literally ANYTHING to be arrogant about.
>>52408636
He lives in London
>>52408615
do you only like girls who have no arse or tits
>>52408611
Scotland and north of England has good tap water
>>52408636
it's just autists being autists, tapwater is fine
The lack of animu images in this thread offends me. Post your waifus now.
Tap water in UK if you live in a red area kill yourself
>>52408659
so pakis are bringing their weather AND their tapwater?
>>52408660
yes
I like nice faces and good personalities like Sershie
>>52408703
you posted her
>>52408622
It takes like shit and is full of chemicals straight from the tap when compared with good, clean filtered water. This applies to the UK.
>>52408707
VERY GOOD POST
>>52408722
You are delusional.
Literally somalia tier of tapwater wherever you live.
>>52408722
>the tap water is the same for the whole of the UK
see >>52408705 you mong
>>52408705
that little green spot is London, right?
overdosing on potatoes
>>52408705
Us in the red also happen to be the highest earning, so we can afford bottles water by the pallet load
>>52408749
All varying degrees of shite, hardness is only one element to the taste of water
>>52408722
You do know the UK has like the strictest regulations on tap water in the world?
>>52408752
No.
>>52408705
the fuck is wrong with southern englanders and western Irish?
would honestly kill myself if I had anything other than soft green
>>52408703
My waifu :)
>>52408712
no polygamy please
I am not a muslim.
>>52408752
Looks like Bracknell or Basingstoke la
>>52408766
Hard water builds character. It's why Scots are all pussies
>>52408758
>we can afford bottled water but we can't afford to fit new pipelines for water
>>52408766
Old pipelines as a result of not being industrialized.
>>52408757
>ireland
>potatoes
>>52408797
Well we wouldn't pay for that would we, the density of the areas make it hard to replace the lines when buildings are already over them.
>>52408796
>grasping at straws to justify why your water is shit
>>52408773
stfu red button monkey
>>52408197
please stop posting this 2bh
my right earphone broke lads
>>52408761
Ah yes, another lie. Keep going you worthless piece of shit. The Swiss have the best water in the world from a tap.
>southern "men"
>>52408834
Ringing?
>>52408817
3rd world country
>>52408842
Just because they have the best tap water in the world doesn't mean they have strict regulations you do know NI water made some of the international regulations on water?
You are so butthurt at your 3rd world tap water it's hilarious
>all these Northern dole scrounging monkeys
The pakis of the white race
never been so chuffed at waking up
mother reckons i pulled a muscle in me back
need to stop exerting meself quite so much haha
least i didnt slip a disc or anything eh haha wahey yeah
>>52408863
no
no sound goes through
I'm bareeeeeee tired lads
Red zone water = Superior intelligence highest earning patricians
Green zone water = Dulled NEET plebeians
Northern Ireland Water and Scottish Water are the only United Kingdom water companies not to have been privatised.
>>52408522
you feel like an African?
>>52408904
Probably why they're very inefficiently run
>>52408872
your mums a 3rd world country
maybe its for the better im losing my hair young lads
cant handle normie life andobviously circumstance is againstme
>>52408884
Do you have any cotton buds to clean it?
>>52408919
>inefficiently run
>best water in uk
>NI regulates some of the laws on water at an international level
???
>>52408872
Is that why the water is so shit in NI and the UK then?
I'd say you're more butthurt no one considers you British
>>52408939
I think you're confused.
>>52408953
Yes I am. Sorry. Very tired.
Try jiggling the wire.
>>52408947
>no one considers you British
Literally born in Scotland with an English parent. Keep grasping at straws phamalm.
>arguing about tap water
Oh boy, looks like it's another one of those days
Soft water for soft cunts hahaha
>>52408946
That's not how water quality works
>>52408976
It has a rip in the wire lad it's all over x
the wife
>>52408977
muh heritage fag
piss off paddy
>>52408996
:(
Get some as a crimbo pressie to yourself
>>52408991
This massively
Thing is, water from green areas still tastes just as shit. Bottled/filtered all the way.
>>52409007
Just said I'm not a paddy. Literally no part of me is a paddy
>>52408884
>>52408834
that happens often with earphones, one ear breaking
my chinkphones are still holding up
>>52409007
Ebin m8
>still no gf
>still no hills
>still no far away
>still no king's shilling
>>52409032
MUH HERITAGE
brb lads gonna snip the internet wire to australia
>>52408977
Patrick
>>52409027
You sound like a shill
>>52409047
according to Amazon I've had them since 26 October 2013 so they've lasted quite a while and I used them a lot
quite good
>>52409056
rorke
What did you lads get in your A-Levels
>>52408197
Look like inbred benders
and through it AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SHE OFFERS ME PROTECTION
A LOTTA LOVE FOR A HIRED GUN AND AFFECTION
WHETHER IM RIGHT OR WRONG
>>52409062
>a fucking dlying carpet
>>52409092
You've just described all of Northern Ireland.
Wish we could vote them out of the UK
>>52409089
Didn't do A-levels
>>52409089
dropped out after 3 months haha
>>52409083
what are they?
>>52409089
BCD at A level
and
CB with extra AS levels.
>>52409089
2 A stars, 2 As. First year A stars came in senpai.
>>52409103
I'M LOVING BIG GUYS INSTEAD
>>52409138
http://www.amazon.co.uk/JVC-HAFX1X-Xtreme-Xplosives-Headphones/dp/B004S7Q8CA/
>wanting soft water
I bet it comes out proper white and bubbly
absolutely vile, give me an ice cold glass of southern hard water (hard water for hard lads)
>>52409089
d, e, u
haha
>>52409145
>2 A stars, 2 As
literally how
were you revising 24/7 or did you just do philosophy and that
had 4 (four) pieces of toast with my soup
the christmas indulgence is in full swing here lads
>>52409117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypOVSpBPMxA
waters so hard in my ends i crack sidemans skulls open with it
Just found this poem that 9 year old me wrote. I think it's fairly self-explanatory.
"My dad's locked my bike in the sheddy shed shed,
Sheddy sheddy shed, I wish I was dead."
>>52409162
Ah yeah proper hard lads in saaff England
>>52409237
lol post the rest
>>52409237
There's a 9 year old with their priorities straight.
>>52409237
very good
>>52409185
Latin Greek English and R.E. so fairly easy mode subjects.
>>52409237
>having a shed
>having a bike
haha calm down it isn't america you rich cunt
>>52409254
That's all I wrote mate, sometimes in poetry less is more.
>>52409089
BCE in meme subjects
went to uni dropped out after one year
did another meme a-level got a C
went to uni for 3 years only passing 2
worked meme low wage jobs for two years
going back to uni to finish my final year of study next academic year
JUST give me a degree already
>>52409237
PURE POTTERY
>>52406537
kind of irritates me that there seem to be blue-eyed characters in the game considering blue eyes didn't exist until about 5000 years ago 2bh
wonder what other historical inaccuracies there will be
>>52409247
>wears pink like a real man
>confident stare
>aviators (aka the most manly glasses)
>afghan scarf, probably just come back from operating
>huge biceps (that isn't padding, that shit in skin tight)
>Oxford dictionary (despite being nails, he is an intellectual, much like the Greek philosophers)
he could knock you on your arse with a sneeze pal
mud all over my tracksuit bottoms again, i've already changed them today
big up all the peng tings worldwide
>>52409376
>is also literally a bender
>>52409237
this is Chaucer you liar
>>52409237
https://youtu.be/bxU2eqZtYmc
>>52409404
>Is so manly, he only enjoys the company of other men, as women are too weak and emotionally fragile to fulfil his needs
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/dec/20/jeremy-corbyn-denounces-jingoistic-cheering-at-hilary-benns-syria-speech
>Parliament banter triggers our Jez
is it even possible to be more anti-British my lads?
>hello everyone I am a southern "male"
>>52409475
Then president of Argentina is more pro-british than Jeremy Corbyn
>>52409376
>Oxford dictionary
>intellectual
Every pleb and their mother either has a Collins or Oxford dictionary
>>52409550
>>52409550
>>52409550
NEW THREAD BOYS
>>52409573
disgusting
