/cheeky bants/ edition
>>52401473
alri
>>52401476
Yeah, I just googled him. Must have been a bit rubbish otherwise he'd be more well known.
He'll end up like the ones before and after Churchill, nobody remembers them except for pub trivia.
https://youtu.be/Y5CX_Cxi-Cg
Fancy a bit of russian cock in the bum today
Literally so rude do a new now, I had just deployed a post
>>52390047
weew lads
>tfw your British gf won't text back
>>52401517
>>52401539
CONGLUTARITIONS
>>52401557
Where are they putting you when you get here? Hope you don't end up stuck in Belfast
Time for some cheeky raisin bread with melted butter and a nice cuppa of Yorkshire tea lads, rate my dessert
>>52401517
>>52401539
CONGRATULATIONS
>>52401513
*gimp
he came after thatcher, which is possibly why he isn't well remembered... he was prime minister during the gulf war though
>>52401517
>>52401539
three cheers for the happy couple
>>52401513
>He'll end up like the ones before and after Churchill, nobody remembers them except for pub trivia.
fool
major contributed heavily to the peace process in norn direland
Just popping in with a quick reminder to bend over for your Hampshire overlords.
Winchester rightful capital.
>>52401619
That was Tony Blair wasnt it?
>>52401567
Allerdale
>>52401653
>Cumbria
I'm so, so sorry lad
Just took my bp medicine lads
Poor NEET faggot here, can I emigrate to the U.K? apparently your government gibs money just for being NEET
>Peter Altmaier and German Foreign Minister Frank-Walter Steinmeier issued veiled warnings on Saturday to eastern members such as Poland, Hungary and the Czech Republic that their aversion to accepting refugees could come at a high cost.
>In a majority summit decision in September, EU leaders voted to redistribute 160,000 refugees from Greece and Italy to other EU nations using criteria such as their size of population and economy. The move was approved over the dissent of a number of countries.
yfw the EU can just vote you take immigrants now
UK OUT
>>52401700
pls come
>>52401574
*banter hands*
Very very good chap
>>52401645
no blair gets the credit though, like the gimp he is, and there was a decade of work before the gfa or even blair being elected that eventually led up to it coz no one was willing to talk or work together
*drunkenly stumbles around, spilling a bit of my pint on your shoes*
aarrfffhhh fffuck i'm sorry mate
>>52401713
Nah not a fan of that
>>52401753
>Anglo
>different culture
>>52401756
>>52401700
If you live with mummy its an easy life, otherwise its not mate. you have to deal with the dole office, housing benefit, council tax bastards, etc. Do one thing wrong and the default position is they stop paying until rectified usually, so you are left most months with having to spend hours dealing with some mong who doesnt have one bit of usually mysterious and legendary paperwork they need to pay you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lpBdhPkAkk
post song you wank to lads
>>52401756
hey what's that over there *points*
>>52401756
*fucking shoves you*
Muggy little cunt, fucking prat
These shoes cost more than you life you cunt, I'll fucking knock you out you lanky streak of piss, fucking twat
>Best countries to live in
1. Norway
2. Australia
3. Switzerland
4. Denmark
5. Netherlands
6. Germany
6. Ireland
8. United States
9. Canada
9. New Zealand
11. Singapore
12. Hong Kong, China (SAR)
13. Liechtenstein
14. Sweden
14. United Kingdom
16. Iceland
17. South Korea
18. Israel
19. Luxembourg
20. Japan
We're lower than >get shot lads
why did everyone just assume that lord janner was guilty?
bit unfair
>>52401823
Has the person who made this list ever been to Ireland?
>>52401823
IHDI lad
>>52401792
:\
>>52401813
*looks where you point your finger*
>>52401815
*throws my pint in your face*
HAHA fffffucking pommy pooftah
>>52401846
Literally a meme
>>52401832
What was janny accused of
Just smacked my neighbours beagles over the head with a shovel, made a big CLUNK but the animal itself didn't make a sound lol, just went limp. Pretty sure his skull was cracked but i strangled it with a hosepipe for a bit just to be sure. Body is in a binbag in the wheelie bin atm, going to throw it in a nearby stream after dark
>>52401832
No smoke without fire
t. Judge
>>52401823
>Hong Kong
>>52401874
No more of a meme than non-IHDI
>>52401878
good lad
> Cute girl smiled at me today
> I smiled back and looked away nervously
>>52401899
Nah, normal HDI is slightly less of a meme
>>52401878
lmao, how many?
were they noisy woofy cunts or what?
>>52401869
RIGHT THATS FUCKING IT
*swings your jaw* *some mates trying to hold me back, others clambering you get a flop in on you*
FACKIN MUGGY CUNT ILL FACKIN SEE YIU OUTSIDE
*bouncers carry me off kicking and screaming*
Lads, how much do you like taking a shit?
I'd put it a bit above getting chills from a song. It can often be the most pleasurable moments of my day.
>>52401926
*yells at you as you're dragged out the door*
YOUR WAIFU A SHIT
*laughs it up with me Australian mates and enjoys another cheeky pint*
>>52401843
butthert
>>52401916
I think you might just be angry because your country loses by measurments applicable to the real world tbqh
>Harvard has advised students to lecture their non-Ivy-League relatives on liberal values in a bizarre set of holiday placemats to take home over Christmas.
The laminated cards raise some likely hot topics that lesser-educated family members may raise at the dinner table, then offers a suggested response.
Covering such complex issues as police brutality, racial divisions, and the Syrian war, one of the sections tells students to say: 'Racial justice includes welcoming Syrian refugees.'
what year did the nandos haircut become mainstream?
>>52401950
I'm serious mate, it's got some nice scenery but even in the big cities it's a dump
>>52401947
> the big shits that come out smoothly and completely intact, barely in need of even a single wipe
>>52401953
yes
>Any way of ranking a countries "goodness"
>Not a meme
>>52401957
>go to America
>get brainwashed
Also, important health note lads
Your poo should sink to the bottom of the loo, otherwise your diet is too fatty and/or you're too gassy.
>>52402007
Fuck off Gillian
>>52401473
>Millions of people are unemployed
>"We need immigration to help fix unemployment"
Ok, so the immigrants come in and get a load of jobs. That still leaves the millions of non-immigrants that were originally unemployed to remain unemployed. They don't suddenly disappear off the face of the Earth once immigrants come in to the country.
I don't think migration is inherently bad. But how can you defend mass immigration when there are millions of already unemployed?
>m-muh immigrants w-will just create jobs
Even if some do start their own business, do you really think Pandeesh isn't going to just hire his cousin to work in his corner shop?
did a 3.5 desu
>>52401875
kiddly diddling
>>52402031
Rorke
>>52402007
poo in loo haha
>>52401979
haha
>>52401957
Bit tired of this literal 1984-tier brainwashing and indoctrinating of everyone into lefty cucks tbqhwy lads
Three Nandos for the Irish without potatoes,
Seven for the Scottish in their halls of haggis,
Nine for English Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lisicki on his dark general
In the Land of /int/ where the lads banter.
One general to rule them all, One general to find them,
One general to bring them all and in the shitposting bind them
In the Land of /int/ where Lisicki wanders
Slept only 6hrs even with 20mg valium, not good. Going to have a wank and a coffee and read Chekhov.
VERY hungry lads
>We have too many old people relative to young workers so there's not enough tax money to pay for pensions
>Let's import immigrants because immigrants don't get old and require pensions.
>Speaking with Corbyny mate about immigrants
>he says that we have an ageing population and we need immigrants to support the pensions of the old
>explain to him that will just create a pyramid effect, who will pay for the immigrants when they get old
>he says that they will have a hardworking family who will pay for their pension
I did try to explain his failed logic in that the current old people also have families but clearly it isn't sufficienct but he didn't want to listen
>>52402084
taste THIS! *unzips anal*
>>52402078
>valium
i remember the docs in the loony bin wanted to put a huge dose in my daily dosage becuase they thought i was too spastic or something
>>52402151
3 seconds apart
what are the odds?
t.bh lads join the skype group, just paste the link in the html bar and you're golden
skype:?chat&blob=0CPKEIGSyRENDVcm5gmqTWnHrjE6Tj63g1ivPKrPMsRS7Qt8xWLC3pQUbVs7139Z5hb4yQgjZIPG7sEC
>>52402173
KEK
Good morning lads here is a cute mugi gif haha :D
Why are Phonat songs so short lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZSgHQwwo3M
Azusa
>>52402165
Silent majority lad.
While the BBC smugly spew their propaganda from their ivory towers thinking they are in charge, it goes over e heads for most people.
There are more people thinking this way than you think
>>52402198
She even had black eyes...
lads how do you properly wipe your arse
>>52402183
SEPPOS OUT
SEPPOS OUT
SEPPOS OUT
>>52402225
Blast it with the shower
If I were a good looking female I'd dye my hair blue and get lots of tattoos and piercings and livestream myself masturbating on the internet for donations from lonely neckbeards
>>52402225
Firstly, you have to sit correctly. If you aren't a fat heavy cunt, you have to squat on the toilet seat. It may seem primitive, but it works absolute wonders for your intestines. I've been doing it all my life. I'm as clean as a whistle.
Secondly, you get two squares of paper, double them up, then firmly wipe from back to front
>>52402225
You don't. Literally the most normie thing to do.
Humans and animals have survived for billions of years without doing it
>>52401513
>Nobody remembers Neville "Peace in our time" Chamberlain
>Nobody remembers Clement "welfare state" Attlee
>Nobody remembers Anthony "Suez Crisis" Eden
Granted most people probably don't even remember that Churchill got a second term.
>do xmas cards for coworkers
>purposely leave out qt coworker
she's gonna bust her nut in on Tuesday haha
>>52402218
>Silent majority
The "silent majority" in Britain are lefty immigrant loving cucks.
Otherwise UKIP would have won.
>>52402250
kati3kat???
>>52402258
>back to front
#Blacklivesmatter have released their "demands" lads.
Really hope this shit doesn't come over here.
surprise surprise former defence secretary wants to encouraging war in europe
>>52402335
>forcing students to play Jazz
>>52401670
coon or other subhuman detected, Cumbria is based
>>52401473
DESIGNATED
>>52401878
edgy
>>52402262
>Anthony "Suez Crisis" Eden
Never heard of him
>>52402335
>Black hyper-liberals want segregation
Horseshoe theory in full effect?
>>52402359
EMIRATED
>>52402280
she has no tattoos though
>>52402262
>>Nobody remembers Clement "welfare state" Attlee
the only one that wasn't a crisis
yw
>>52402335
>literally want segregation back
>literally want a wage for protesting
Barmy
>>52402335
>The establishment of segregated black-only safe spaces
just did a hammerhead poo
i'd describe what a hammerhead poo looks like but i'm sure if you have any imagination to speak of you probably know what i'm talking about
>>52402386
lucy everleigh?
>>52402335
what the fuck this can't be real
>>52402415
>640x332
>webmeme
don't do this chingu
wish I could have hilary clinton's willy in my bp
>>52402414
why do you keep bringing these women up? i just said I'd want to be my own camwhore
>>52402335
>get more ex-convicts
>remove no-tresspass list
Feel safer already.
>>52402335
Time is a flat circle
>>52402451
memes
>>52402335
Does it really not occur to them that the reason there are more african-americans on the unsafe list is because there are more african-americans committing crimes?
How can people be so self-unaware?
Literally like something you'd read on The Onion
>>52402225
wrap some tissue round your index finger and shove it up your hole, this pushes any lingering shit back inside so you're not just wiping the bottom of a wayward turd
>wake up
>do morning poo shortly after
>it's black again
getting worried lads ngl
>>52402483
isn't corbyn the labour leadeR?
>>52401473
>Corbyn
>>52402510
You been drinking coffee recently? That's what happened to me when I first started drinking it
>>52401957
>What do you mean you don't want to discuss black murder over Christmas dinner you racists?
>>52402517
He speaks in third person, how have you not heard this before
>>52402531
no i think it might just be the copious amounts of guinness i drank last night, the whole affair was rather messy
>>52402335
Who do these coons think they are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFKds0UWxNo
>>52402517
DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK?
>>52402483
>Tyson follows his faith and disapproves of homosexuality
>A national outcry and the nation shun him from society
>Muslims call for the beheading of non Muslims, literally beheaded a solider in the street in broad daylight, imams preach hatred and violence
>*tumbleweed*
>>52402397
And probably the least memorable in terms of that association. Nye "NHS" Bevan is probably stronger, but he wasn't PM.
A crisis or war makes for better history.
saw the new star wars lads
rey is a literal 10/10 qtp2t would marry/10
>>52402555
>>52402546
that was one speech
>>52402546
>>52402517
It's s typo, in the actual article it corrects it
>>52402580
Rey is a Mary Sue played by an incredibly mediocre actor. Fin is a much better character tbqh
>>52402633
i gave zero shits watching it. there were parts where i was just thinking about cute she was. if i saw it again, it would be 100% to watch that qt
also what the fuck is with that dumb "super weapon"? literally the dumbest gimmick going around lmao
I want all the non-Brits to leave this thread.
This should be a Brit safe space. ;_;
>>52402688
how do you feel about her getting her pussy ripped apart by a bbc?
>people who don't watch boxing caring this much about a boxers opinion
not likely is it? they just want to make examples of prominent people so the masses fall into line out of fear.
>>52402688
Yeah whole story was a mess made of recycled shit from the old films and shitty extended universe books and fanfictions
>>52402702
How about your allies?
>>52402335
> niggers
>>52402719
bit lmao worthy that his entire story stemmed from trying to get a root
>>52402757
but a weapon that requires an entire star to power it?? the thing is massive. that means that they'd get two shots of it in a binary system, because it's not like that fucking thing is mobile
and how did finn get blood on his helmet??? a laser would cauterise the wound completely
>>52402702
>>>/britfeel/
>>52402734
>anyone caring a sportsman's opinion on something other than their sport
Really, why?
business idea: give me a qt gf
>>52402771
You can stay, Samurai.
The Aussies and Irish need to fuck off especially though, good for nothing non-British traitors trying to fit in here.
>>52402775
hehe aww little dog
morning lads
![article-0-1923342400000578-286_634x454[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gmkONmy.jpg "article-0-1923342400000578-286_634x454[1].jpg")
>>52402825
I'm out
>>52402829
>australians
>non-british traitors
>literally pledge to the queen when you join the army
>queen is on every piece of coin
post your tabs
>>52402825
You're fired
>>52402873
If you really fucking cared about queenie, you would be living under her rule, ya cunt.
>Wake up
>Lie in bed until I start feeling sick and have to get up
The good life lads
just realised normies all do crazy drugs and go to rave-parties and have sex alot
>>52402880
*sighs*
>>52402903
They are though you munter
tell me a story /brit/
>>52402880
>dream about me and a qt girl getting into a relationship
>wake up in a cold room with no lights
wew
>>52401823
Doesn't account for inequality clearly. What a fucking biased bs list, Yanks shouldn't be near the top 20. But what matters is that French don't even make it to the fucking list.
>>52402880
>>52403004
>>52403009
>chrome
>>52402829
Thank you Britain-san
FUCK ME there's a blue sky out!
>>52403038
me on the left
>>52402880
good morning lads
>>52403079
alri'
>unimaginative meme tabs
>>52402880
>>52403143
Fuck off Billionaire
>>52403095
Shit I just posted on facebook on "unilad" calling out this lad but I forgot I'm not anonymous on facebook pls no bully
>>52403143
>love options
good taste
>>52402880
i dunno what it is about mending machines with my dad makes me want to kill myself and those around me so much
haha casual racism lads
>kpop
literally unbelievable
Why are there so many Brits that are kpop fans? That thing literally died out here in 2012.
>>52403266
it's wank material
>>52403266
>not watching and saving shows to archive in the wank bank
>>52403274
you're not even memeing are you
>>52403307
no not at all
cant believe I spend my time with you weeb chumps
Desperate to see an escort. It's not fair that I've suffered in loneliness and virginity for so long.
>>52401971
Looks like my mate haha
>>52401823
Why is Finland the only Nordic not in there :---(
>>52403331
no wonder why you are called a non-brit traitor
>open packet of crisps
>take one bite
>they're gone off
great
Had a dream that I gave my oneitis a playful dig on the arm but it actually hurt her
>>52403347
305,673
>open thread of /brit/
>take one look
>they've gone weeb
great
had a dream i managed to flirt with a girl and then she asked me for my number but i couldn't find it on my phone so she said never mind and then i was absolutely distraught
That KFC has given me the runs.
Now I remember why I haven't had it in years.
>>52403347
But you lose your precious dignity and honor once you pay for losing your cherry.
>>52403421
>gone weeb
Dunno what your'e talking about m8.
>in London last night
>yank. his wife and 2 kids ask me for directions
>send him on a £50 journey in the opposite direction
>he says "thanks man, i love brits"
Lads, I need help.
I really pissed off a female friend of mine (she's a lesbian BTW) and now I've pretty much been "acquaintancezoned". It's mostly my fault but what I want to know is: how do I fix it?
I won't be seeing her for about 2 weeks. I want to make a good apology but I don't want to go too far. Would a card, apology letter and a box of chocolates be fine?
>>52403483
harsh cunt
>>52403483
cheeky
>>52403484
>card, apology letter & chocolates
>friend
m8 no... Just say you're sorry casually and see how that pans out.
>>52403484
are you the lad that constantly gets cucked by her?
>>52403484
Maybe meet her face to face and apologize?
If doesn't work, plan B is rape
>>52403484
What did you do to piss her off?
>What colour is the t-shirt? The t-shirt is red.
>What colour is the cap? The cap is black.
>What colour is the jumper? The jumper is grey.
>What colour is the belt? The belt is brown.
>What colour are the jeans? The beans are blue.
>What colour are the shoes? It's called a colourway you fucking gimp, seriously you fucking loser honestly m8 everyone knows you use the word colourway when talking about shoes.
>>52403484
why do you care she's a lezza
>>52403484
get her one of these
just did a wake up
>>52403573
1, 2
>>52403484
>Would a card, apology letter and a box of chocolates be fine?
is this seriously? lmao don't do that it'll be pathetic af
Why is Seinfeld such a comfy show?
>>52403483
savage
>>52403577
impressive
>>52403619
all 90's sitcoms are comfy
>>52403577
All at once? Calm down lad.
>>52403441
had a dream i managed to flirt with a girl and then i asked her for her number and she told me she didnt have a phone so she said never mind and hasn't talked to me since
and then I remember this wasn't a dream and it actually happened
just fuck my life up senpai
mio
>>52403653
did she genuinely not have a phone?
>>52403441
>Not knowing your own number
>>52403649
I don't like 90's sitcoms
>Oy vey
>>52403653
kek
she was blatantly lying mate
every single girl over the age of 12 has a phone
>tfw you get a new ASMRfu
>>52403481
It's either pay for it or keep it until I kill myself (which will happen soon)
'Ri lads
>>52403527
Nah she's really pissed off and thinks I don't care about her at all. So I want a way to apologize and also express my affection and desire to still be friends.
>>52403530
I don't think so; she's a virgin still.
>>52403541
Needs more than that. If I do it face to face she might just get all defensive.
>>52403544
Too long of a story Chang, but I've commuted the sins of lust and envy.
>>52403554
Because she was a good friend.
>>>/a/134987258
im shitting up this thread lads waheyyyy
>>52403695
I haven't memorised my phone number or anyone elses since like the 90s t.bh
what's the point
>>52403672
>>52403709
Yeah, she said it really uncertainly like she just made it up on the spot to blow me off.
I'm wondering how common that kind of thing is in Britain. Do girls usually pull shit like that or do they generally just say "no"?
>>52403719
>I don't think so; she's a virgin still.
oh ok
there's a lad here that was basically in love with his lesbian best friend and then travels half way across the country only for his friend to fuck her girlfriend whilst he cries next to them
>>52403701
you don't like seinfeld or the simpsons?
>>52403266
But SNSD sell out the Tokyo Dome every year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNbWrI2RuqU
>>52403771
nah lad, i think you're just an autist which is why it happened to you x
wish I was on the ISS lads
>>52403744
pulling out your phone is a right hassle if you don't know your number, much smoother to just learn it
>>52403797
Figured so.
Any lads got any tips for getting a girlfriend?
>>52403804
Reported to GCHQ. Bloody Rasheed.
>>52403774
Wew, why didn't the lad leave the room or just sit back and do a wank to it?
>>52403728
/a/ is depressingly easy to bait desu, they get angry so easily
>Having to learn your number
>Not picking it up through constant exposure to it
>>52403863
how fast could a 100cc bike go lads
I have a htc one m8, I shouldn't have to upgrade for a while right?
>>52401823
>Hong kong
I lived there for 2 months. Shithole. Nice islands to the south etc but even with a high salary and a nice apartment its still rough, shitty and full of smog.
>Ireland
Poor. Small population though so lots of cozy villages. Country side is ok but not better than the lake district, snowdonia, cornwall etc.
>Singapore
Shithole.
>>52403837
yeah be rich and handsome
Making a wild game stew lads
>>52403849
he was in love with her and also beta as fuck
iirc he actually apologise to her afterwards
>>52403897
You've never been to Singapore and know nothing about it. And it shows.
>>52403891
fast is the wrong word here
50-60mph at most, depends on the bike though
