Sheddy sheddy shed edition, in honour of: >>52409237
>>52409550
Want a Muslim gf like nadiya ;__;
how do i make wanking feel good again? all i feel when i cum now is mild relief and my willy's mostly numb
first for k pop
>THE WEST OF THE MIDDLE LANDS
>>52409609
BESTMIDLANDS FAMILY
work tomorrow :c
>>52409595
Don't do it for a week
hate that dirty paki
>>52409656
i've tried that it doesn't work
>>52409641
alum rock.
>>52409595
support trump and he will make you feel great again
>>52409706
will he get me a qt coworker gf?
>>52409706
fuck off yank
To all the sick shit cunts mates ausfags who post here
Are you all as based as this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQIoLvzgGbI
>>52409706
why would i support a candidate for presidency in a country that i neither live in nor have any influence over?
havent had a proper good breathe in for hours
>Hell'o everyone we are 't northern 'people'
Nth for Ed will ride again.
Willy Wonka on ITV 3 lads
>>52409786
me bottom right
Aaaaand into the bin this bookmark goes.
Doing a post
>>52409850
top fucking kek
doing a laugh irl
the rouse is up
>>52409860
>West Yorkshire
unis over have to be a loser for a month now
>>52409919
>West YORKSHIRE
>suddenly not Yorkshire
BEST APPRENTICE GIRL BACK TONIGHT
>>52409862
Literally can't get any more normie or pleb than youtube converters
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35130513
Good read
>>52409972
Yeah I could spend 2 hours configuring the parameters in a youtube-dl command for the terminal but I don't have autism and I have other things to do in my busy day.
>>52409946
YES
>>52410025
>239kbps
>>52409990
>"Actually, he was carrying three," I said. Before adding, "and the right word is menorah."
smug twat
>>52410025
>I don't have autism and I have other things to do in my busy day.
Get a load of this chump
>>52410025
then why don't you use spotify
>>52410025
Fucking retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U_NvhOPz3c
tune
>>52410025
>Yeah I could spend 2 hours configuring the parameters in a youtube-dl command for the terminal
oh wow, awesome, are you a hacker? are you part of anonymous, I don't understand all this techno babble LOL!
>>52409952
Is based tricky dick back?
>>52410080
Because it's not music I'm downloading from youtube.
>>52410140
Of course. As well as mobile disco.
lads my mum's just bought me a cup of tea and put it down on my desk but didn't use a coaster and now there's a ring I AM NOT A FUCKING ANIMAL MUM GET OUT AWOOOGA AWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGAAAAA
Quite warm out tbf lads
walking pepe
>>52410195
can't believe lord sugar didn't buy into his hologram Skype parties
>AWOOOGA AWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGAAAAA
>>52410230
>>52410229
where you been nice la
downloading 19GB of blacked porn desu
>>52410025
>he's so retarded he can't start typing youtube, hit tab, paste the youtube link and press enter
Hey there Delilah what's it like in new York city
>>52410331
Irish weather
lads do you find braces hot
>>52410229
You have a nice butt?
>it's a dog walking episode
>hey there Delilah starts playing
>>52410348
Can't believe licky is Irish
Biggest revelation of 2015 /brit/
>>52410366
on twinks i do desu m9
>be me
>6'2
>slim
>pretty faced
>not a model
fuck this shit.
>he names his dog pepe
is he self aware?
>>52410411
The video is 4 years old
>>52410393
What about twinks with no braces, eh?
>>52410331
Actually unironically like that song 2bh
>>52410366
Like on teeth? Or straps?
>>52410443
idk
sounds kinda gay desu
>>52410429
Pepe has been around since 08/09
>>52410271
went to subway earlier
just looking out my window now and it's quite warm looking
>>52410368
yes
is monocultural society good?
>>52410485
That's the point matey
>it got hard after like 10 minutes 2bf
>shagged her for a good 2 hours
>>52410541
wew
i'd have to see sum pics to knowww
@52410395
have you tried not being an absolute spreg
>>52410512
>yes
post boipucci
thinking about having another crack at normiebook lads (yes i am this lonely)
how does one acquire pictures of onesself? i feel awkward taking selfies. do male normies do this?
The best gimmicks are the ones posted every few minutes
The best gimmicks are the ones posted every few minutes
The best gimmicks are the ones posted every few minutes
>>52410641
Only absolute wankers
Put one up of you and your friends
>>52410641
Get your mummy to take them for you
The best gimmicks are the best gimmicks.
bit dead today lads
lazy sunday should be primetime 2bh
>>52409952
It's not Wednesday m8
reminder that 2016 is going to be the year
very important, please take a moment to complete
http://strawpoll.me/6317015
http://strawpoll.me/6317015
>>52410766
I have arbitrarily decided to award you a (You)
>>52410641
>i feel awkward taking selfies. do male normies do this?
need a bf desu lads
The best thing about having a GF is that their skin is very soft and they smell really nice when you cuddle them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95zxtaKQBBc
absolute tune lads
my parents invited load of people round for lunch lads
bit scared, there's so many people here
>>52410287
nice
>>52410769
bugger, i was originally going to put 69 on the end but i didn't want to look immature
i could have (You)'d myself but no
>>52410755
The final is today is though you dozy cunt
>>52410773
>spending all the time and money for that
nty
>>52410025
muhh paramaters
nerd
LMFAO
The best thing about having a BF is that their cock is very hard and they smell really nice when you suck them
>>52409796
>dat lavish set
>dat look on the kid's faces because that was their first time ever seeing it
Good film
Lads
test
>>52410714
i don't have many friends and we don't take pictures together because we don't go to clubs and we're not gay
mum and dad are going to the german market up town
bloody normies lmao
>>52410834
none of them are good looking and only the paki on the end is passable
going to join guardian soulmates
jej
>>52409595
this will be a revolution in your wanking life
@fivetwofouronezeroeightzerofive
>doesn't realise that feminism has paved the way forensic to save money on their gfs due to perceived sexism
>>52410877
>there is a dating website for guardian readers
that's actually not a bad idea, keeps the insufferables away from the rest of us
>>52410877
>guardian
huh
>>52410913
already tried making one of those years ago, didn't care for it much and it made me feel pathetic iah
>>52410936
how to get fash bf?
>>52410930
But they'll breed
>>52410840
>we don't go to clubs
sounds pretty homo to me haha
>>52410955
conventional wanks just don't compare to that contraption
>>52410936
keep searching images like this for kev haha
>> 52410924
>fivetwofouronezeroeightzerofive
grow up
>>52410913
top fucking kek
i made one of these before but it was quite shit it was:
>empty toilet roll
>plastic bag
>lube up the plastic bag
>>52410955
>made me feel pathetic
Bet you don't even dildo your arsehole, casual.
>home for uni for 3 weeks
>got 2 exams when I go back
>all I've done so far is watch anime, text the girl I like, eat all my families food and wank 3 times a day
Good to be back desu
No. 52410869
1 is the best looking
Ayano's bra
>>52410936
was the BUF actually a big thing or what? Seems kind of fucked up I didn't even hear about it until I started browsing 4chan.
Senpai, don't @ me
>>52411015
slag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9Pr9GRWAbI
>>52411015
nonce
>>52410991
i went through a period in my mid teens where i was able to get off solely through anal stimulation and much preferred it to conventional wanking, but i lost interest in it
>>52411029
it peaked at 50,000 members and lasted for 8 years I think
>>52411038
oi cunt give her an apology right now you fucking rat i'll smash your face in talking like that to me girl
>>52411047
bra = boobs
boobs = grown up
>>52410995
>text the girl I like,
be honest, how fat is she?
>>52410984
Jon gyazo this as soon as you see it so I know you're not this pleb for sure
>>52411052
You sound like a wonderful human being
>>52410777
alri karl
auntie and uncle are coming over today lads
always manage to sperg out around them
>>52411088
ah, nevermind then.
>>52409862
if you have to use that, use
fuck fuck adblock from github m8
also they will ask if i have a gf yet and then pretend its a good thing when i say "no"
anyone want cheap bottled water? (have a method)
>>52411039
>didn't actually answer the question
>"owned"
does dogging happen in other countries or is it just a british thing?
>>52411092
>14 year olds are grown ups
t. abdul mohammed al-bahgdadi bin birmingham
>going out in a thunderstorm to buy whisky and crisps
may have reached the point of no return
>>52411094
She's chubby, but not really fat. She has really strict indian parents though so it probably won't happen
>>52411116
>tfw your family don't go out or anything for xmas
>my dad just works all day voluntarily
no wonder I'm an autist
my mum really cares about it still so I have to be with her and it's saaad
>>52411161
are these unsealed bottles?
>>52411194
>chubby
>indian
>>52411029
think it had a sizeable following but don't think it was anywhere near gaining serious traction like the NatSocs of Germany
me & the gf https://youtu.be/gb0uRH_rqdg?t=126
>>52411161
I just get it from my tap since I'm not a southern ponce
>>52411185
>thunderstorm
mate it's lovely here
why are brits so insecure
>>52411103
well thanks, but i don't believe anyone's character should be judged based on how they wank
i'll have you know that when i was a kid i used to torture small animals and light bush fires and that very same tendency towards antisocial behaviour has to an extent carried over to my adult life.
Should never judge a lad by his wanking habits m8
>>52411214
had to be to stop the water from starving of oxygen
would just be hydrogen left I think
>>52411225
>>52411235
That's only like 2,000 people. that's not many at all.
>>52411106
shouldn't be out so late Tbh
last time i was in the UK a seagull stole my fucking churros on the beach
it was in brighton
how the fuck do you people deal with the birds, they're worse than our hawks except they walk around towns like pigeons
>>52411292
>this is a 10/10 in the UK
>>52411194
>indian
to the trash
>>52411260
national feeling of low self esteem and a superiority complex after losing the Empire
it hit us hard
>>52411308
nice to see a bosnian in /brit/ welcome friend
>>52411235
I'm reading about it now and apparently a law was passed designed specifically to hinder their protests (public order act 1936), fugging gommies t.bqh
>>52411292
>>52411161
I get them from my tap because I'm not a Northern softie
is eharmony any good
/sp/ are stealing our gimmicks again lads
>>>/sp/64350517
>>52411308
RAREFLAG
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>>52411308
I don't see seagulls much
>>52411332
Fuck off back there then rasheed
>liverpool
>>52411383
what about it
>>52411382
bosnia is white
>>52411237
>live in new england
>tfw it's more white than old england is now
feels kind of bad and I don't even care about england
>>52411332
trianglestan is a shit country t. serb
>>52411375
maybe in this thread but not on /int/ sadly
>>52411379
are you from brighton
>>52411237
what causes leftist ethno-masochism?
>flopp
>>52411404
the man has kicked the ball into the liverpool net 3 (three) times today
>>52411417
They are white yes but are mainly muslim
>>52411260
ur mum cheated on me for my black mate
>>52411308
my dad punched one when it tried to steal his chips on llandudno pier when i was a kid
so theres that
>what causes leftist ethno-masochism?
>>52411454
oh
sports is a bit shit
>>52411225
>>52411318
She still looks alright. Plus I actually like her, don't just want to bone her desu
Watford 3-0 Liverpool
A really, really good goal to cap a stunning display from Watford. Etienne Capoue, Mr. perpetual motion in the midfield , starts it by winning the ball back high up the pitch, Troy Deeney picks out sub Valon Behrami on the right and his first-time cross is headed between the legs of Adam Bogdan by goal machine Odion Ighalo.
>>52411463
sounds like you need a penis pump
>>52411441
bosnian serb is best serb, remove all kebab and croat
>>52411308
This one time at the beach there were seagulls everywhere attacking people, I was like 6 and when a seagull came for my icecream I dodged it and shouted 'you're not getting MY ice cream!!' and everyone at the beach laughed at me
>sports is a bit shit
>>52411519
aww ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3Cb1qwCUvI&google_comment_id=z12oz51gwrmrh5nuy22wevuhtuaxfdoo204
>>52411469
i once witnessed a bunch of cars stop for a blind pigeon who landed in the middle of the road, a man came out and pushed him with his foot. The cars then moved, pigeon wandered back. Another man came out and kinda punted him, pigeon came back again. Then a police jeep came next and they ran him over and a little chunk of his innards popped out. The woman selling icecream was sad. Ive never seen suicidal birds before
>>52411577
I too follow Milo on twitter
searched a 10 year range within 20 miles of me on guardian soulmates
only 53 results
>>>/wsr/
what's the point, /r/ is dead enough as it is
>>52411595
didn't even get it from his twitter desu
>>52411565
kind of makes me sad knowing that real music is dead and this kids talent will go to waste
just had a cheeky green smoothie for breakfast lads
what am I like
I'm 6'3" and I've actually been confronted angrily by a short guy for having a 5'3" girlfriend. Something about taking their women?
>>52411092
That's a very cute anime.
van gaal to liverpool tbqh
>20 years old
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=99964673
>>52411647
>15:23
>breakfast
>>52411652
manlets, when will they learn?
>>52411652
things that never happened: the post: reloaded: revenge of the insecure neckbeard
>>52411652
Is he and your girlfriend Chinese?
>>52411685
woke up at half 1 mate
>>52411684
>this is a 10/10 in the uk
>>52411589
damn, that made me feel
>>52411652
>6'3"
>massive gimp, no mates, no gf, virgin, loser in every conceivable way
>still get extremely salty, bitter looks from all manlets of all ages that I pass on the street
They will literally never learn.
>>52411693
MANLET
How does it feel to be so short? No matter how much you work out you will never be taller
>>52411577
Feminists make me nauseous
>>52411684
butters
would like to spaff over her tits though
>>52411684
>Wigan
>Northern
Is entirely possible
>>52411237
>only like twelve people protesting
kek
>Feminists make me nauseous
>>52411684
what's wrong with her eyes
>>52411763
your mum doesnt seem to mind it
>>52411693
t. triggered microbe
Everyone seems to talk about how the West and non-muslims, by being prejudiced and discriminatory, cause radicalisation in Muslims.
But nobody seems to talk about how violent Muslims and regressive leftists have a habit of radicalising non-Muslims.
>Ally Louise Smith was born by C-section on 11 December weighing just 2lb 5oz but died on Saturday.
>c-section
The BBC is becoming more and more american what the fuck is going on.
They're using jail more than prison now too.
>>52411788
All your brothers are in the surrounding crowd aren't they ahmed?
>>52411762
translation: a...at least i'm not a m-manlet...right guys?
>>52411822
its a global news site
anone under 6 foot is a manlet
any ""man"" under 5'9 isn't even human
>>52411829
I consider Britain First a detriment to British Nationalism because they cannot into PR, just a bunch of football ultra chavs that don't know shit about politics making the rest of us look stupid.
>>52411838
t. manlet
you brits sure are insecure about your bodies
is that why all your women are fucking arabs
Identity Politics is surely one of the great evils of our age. Stand for yourself as an individual, not a representative of a tribe.
>>52411848
So they have to pander to Americans like the Daily Mail is doing?
>>52411851
good post
>>52411851
>6'0" flat
>not a manlet
Pick one and only one.
>>52411880
Every post you make here contains the word insecure, are you sure you're not the one who is really insecure ;^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2Ko9IfDUmg
why is kev so odd
If you aren't at least 6' I would not consider you human
Its your fault for being short too, should have drank some milk as a kid
>>52411925
But that's wrong
im closer to 4 foot than 6 foot
>>52411237
the britain first lady makes my winkle stiff tbqh
The media isn't covering this because the suspect is white
http://news.sky.com/story/1608105/manhunt-after-incendiary-device-found-in-toilet
>>52411931
quite cold out
irish weather.
>>52411880
Americans are the most insecure people on the planet
>can't take any criticism
>can't handle the bants
>think dressing properly is gay
>live in constant fear of getting shot
I want a party with roomfuls of laughter
10 thousand tonnes of ice cream
agreed
also anyone over 2m is too tall
t. 199cm master race
>>52411973
rasheed
>>52412003
but we are constantly ranked #1 in confidence
I'll give you another go at us though to be fair
>>52411945
>But that's wrong
>>52411260
>>52411693
>>52411880
Literally all you, don't worry lad your secret is safe with me
if you are a non-manlet and abnormie you must be ugly as fuck lmao
>>52412019
anyone over 194cm is too tall
