Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Edition
Thread for the nocturnal.
no communism allowed
nth for don't bully!
3rd for greenland
Fuck I slacked and the Mexican made the new thread.
6th for brb im gonna go gag water and salt
>>52398963
redpill me on greenland
>>52398968
Is this a metaphor for America?
>Your state
>Sell me on your state
>>52398963
greenland has the best flag ever desu
>>52398990
He's a proxy
>>52398995
No & Yes
Christmas soon lads!
>>52398996
Missouri if it was Kansas it would be Misery
1. A Charlie Brown Christmas
2. How the Grinch stole Christmas
3. A christmas Story
4. Home Alone
5. Ernest Saves Christmas
6. Die Hard
7. Lethal Weapon
8. Joyeux Noel
9. Rudolph claymation movie
10. muppets christmas carol
11. JIngle all the Way
12. The Nightmare Before Christmas
13. Its a wonderful life
I want to rape a cute boy
>>52398963
I would say, let's add Greenland to /cum/ but the g doesn't fit in anywhere.
>>52399028
background noise tbqh
>>52399019
potential white christmas hype
>>52399033
incredibly rude
>>52398996
California
4 different biomes to choose from, super qt girls, great mexican/asian food, GOAT sports teams, dude weed lmao
>>52399028
14. Alexis Texas sprung a leak
>>52399033
pretty sure rape is illegal, even in mexico
>>52399075
how good is the mexican food REALLY?
I have been to Mexico before so my standards are high
>>52399033
Are you gonna tell me what you got already?!?!
>>52398990
a country who lives off Danish money and whose politicians keep changing their minds. Too few people to have a successful government, but want full independence even though we could never live the lives we do now without major changes.
>>52399076
>watching porn on christmas
what would santa say if he saw you, heathen
>>52399078
Consensual rape.
>>52399033
pedophiles
>>>out/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWgltXN_S-4
literally me
>>52399070
Its supposed to rain here
>low 60f high 70f
>>52399098
pretty goddamn good, in my opinion. Lots of authentic restaurants are all over the state
>>52399124
"nice benis"
>>52399127
that's not how it works
>>52399105
later
girls are weird desu
>>52399196
how come she dont want me, man
>>52399196
girls are disgusting. Boys are better
I always fucking hate /cum/ at these hours.
nothing but weebs and pedophiles
>>52399100
Don't feel bad. We have to spend money on financing gypsys, who admit that they don't even have an interest to work.
If you get a decent education, it might be money well spend.
>>52399233
i don't see pedophiles
>>52399233
well we were talking about gentrification last thread, and missouri and I tried starting up the topic of christmas
>>52399166
It's not rape if you enjoy it. Even if it starts as rape, I can just keep going until you like it.
And I still want your thighs.
>>52399177
I don't have a proper pouting reaction image, but just so you know I'm pouting rn~
>>52399196
How do?
>>52399196
I sense latent blog from this. Whatup tohkafag. Why start posting at 2 am
>>52399263
gentrification is a faggy topic.
lets pick anything else
music movies tv, weather, news
>>52399287
so*
>>52399263
this
if you want weebs to calm down you need to start a topic or contribute
idk what to live for now that fargo is done.
>>52399196
Not all girls, girls are just like guys but they browse buzzfeed and pintrest and prefer not to have had sex after 7 shots.
>>52399295
whats your AOTY for 2015
seen the new star wars movie yet? The peanuts movie was really good
its fuggin cold where I live, how bout you
nothing interesting in the news, as far as I know. Gas is going down, which is good
>>52399314
have you watched mad men? Scream queens is bretty good for 2nd best emma
>>52399292
I already blog too much. They're just weird desu
>>52399287
I can't figure out what girls are thinking when they do certain things. Think I might just be dense
>>52399276
nothing too impressive desu
>>52399329
I saw star wars tonight. Do not like the "sith" really. I usually love a good villain, I tend to sympathize and relate with villains more often than the hero, but not this time
>>52399329
According to my scrobbles my AOTY was At.Long.Last.A$AP
Haven't seen it and I'm not going to
It's a little chilly but it's basically short sleeve weather here
>>52399295
Anyone watch the democratic debate
I thought Sanders did well, but tomorrow all the media will be talking about how Hillary did everything right and is easily the best candidate for president who we should all vote for, in politics the fix is in before the ballots are cast
>>52399350
stop teasing~
>>52399366
>I tend to sympathize and relate with villains more often than the hero
>>52399341
Ya I watch mad men. IDK if scream queens is any decent
>>52399368
thoughts on TPAB?
>>52399370
accidentally missed the whole thing except for the closing arguments. I like how Sanders isnt throwing mud
>>52399370
Yes, it was almost a carbon copy of the other one I watched with a little more emphasis on foreign policy. Boring as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3wQm6BDJ-E
>>52399343
oh
I don't know much about girls desu
sorry
>>52399343
Sounds like you didn't get laid bruh
>>52399393
picture the plastics from Mean Girls made into their own tv show, with a serial killer on the loose
...and set in a sorority house
>>52399410
These really modern cities are pretty beautiful. like shanghai
>>52399400
It's alright, but desu I only listen to the first 5 or 6 tracks.. then it goes meh.
I like 'i' as well though.
>>52399400
That's the idea of having all the debates on a saturday... no one will watch so no one's mind will be changed, Hillary will easily win and coast to the presidency because every republican is horrible
Just got back after living in Germany for four months, lads
Who /high/ here?
Does anyone ITT live in an urban sprawl?
If so, where, and how claustrophobic does it feel?
>>52399417
It's no problem. I'm still not gonna worry about any of that
>>52399421
I-I'm not blogging! Getting laid was never anywhere near any of my plans
>>52399366
I don't like him either. Still can't beat Vader
>>52399431
what were the big points
>>52399434
How was Germany anon, did you go for school/work?
>>52399434
Congratulations you made it out alive. Where were you staying?
>>52399434
how easy is it to live there if you cant speak any german?
>>52399381
I'm not gonna wear it, dude.
>>52399457
THIS
Vader is canonically 6'8"
manlets OUTTTT
>>52399449
Sometimes I don't want to go out in the morning because I know the subway is going to be packed but it usually doesn't bother me.
t. Yonghe, New Taipei City
what games have we been playing /cum/? Thinking of picking up fallout 4 tomorrow
>>52399449
KIND OF
i am surrounded east, west, and south by it but not north, so it's not that bad
>>52399550
Touhou ~ Ten Desires
>>52399550
Quake, the new turok remake, and FF7
surprisingly, I havent burnt out on vidya yet
>>52399550
dragon quest, endless legend, fallout 4
>>52399493
It depends on where you go.
In the major cities you shouldn't have any problems, but there are still people who don't speak english, or don't feel comfortable talking to a native speaker. On the rural regions and east germany this might be more problematic because east-germans learned russian instead of english.
Just try to learn the basics, you'll get a feeling for the language and people will be valuing your effort (I have no idea if you can say this it sounds wrong somehow).
>>52399495
wow it must really be naughty if you won't even put it on~
>>52399550
Tales of Zestiria
>>52399500
Though Anakin turning to the dark side was kind of very sloppily done. Darth vader was still cool desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEG2VTHS9yg
>>52399614
No. It's pretty normal.
Just thought it was cute.
>>52399610
ok, but keep in mind I learned spanish in High school and It was really bad to begin with
what about cost of living?
>>52399616
Mikleo x Sorey needs to be canon even if it's gay
>>52399616
>Its totally possible to save a pregnant woman from miscarrying
>oops, I killed her on my own
>I must kill these little children because...theyre evil...I think
>>52399636
cute is good, too!
>>52399267
take it up with morocco
>>52399675
Yeah. I guess that's what happens when you do prequels after the originals. But then again that's probably not even a good excuse
>>52399550
Ace combat 5
In already a demon
>>52399675
clones and droids only good thing to come out of prequels desu
>>52399756
I thought grievious was pretty neat, albeit the cough was stupid. Dooku was pretty good up until they killed him off in the first 10-15 minutes of Episode III
Clone wars animated series was rad as fuck, and the podracing/arena fight from episode II was cool
>>52399651
Spanish is relatively useless here.
For the cost of living it's basically the same. The big cities are expensive as fuck, but I'd avoid them anyways at least Berlin and Bremen.
http://m.spiegel.de/wirtschaft/soziales/a-951431.html the chart is what's important for you, it's the price of rent per square meter.
East germany is poorer than west germany therefore the cost of living is smaller. But a friend of mine moved there and told me that the stores are closing early and it might get boring from time to time.
>>52399756
duel of the fates was a good song tbhfam
>>52399786
grievous is supposed to cough, he's practically half dead. I wish he got more screentime.
>>52399786
I wish they had done more with him I still have no idea if he is half droid lizard or just an abomination, can he even use the force?
I have no penis and I must /cum/.
>>52399786
Count Dooku was literally just a shitty replacement for the real villain
>>52399857
He cant use the force, I thought he was a full-on cyborg. How do cyborgs have immune systems?
>>52399875
>I have no penis
wat, every1 has a penis
>>52399888
but he WAS the villain for episode 2
>3 separate shootings killing 2 and injuring 5, one deceased being a 12 year old girl
Wish the african americans here would just give it a rest
>>52399916
the real villain was anikins sex drive
>>52399920
dont oppress tribal killings
>at KFC yesterday
>buy a 6 piece meal (comes with pop) for $10 with a friend
>get the chicken and bite into it
>grease drips down my arm cause there's so much of it
>peel off skin and the chicken is covered in semi-liquid gobs of soft fat
>choke it down even though I know I'm gonna get the shits from this
I've been on the toilet all day desu senpai
I think they fucked up that batch.
>>52399932
>implying you could resist dat qt3.14 jewess
Cute backpack accessories.
>>52399920
It's an endless dindu war with no end man. it's everywhere and there's nothing we can do about it and no reason to get upset about it.
>>52399943
>ever eating at KFC
Didn't you learn anything from South Park?
>>52399971
but their popcorn chicken is so goooood
>>52399943
>eating fast food
only viable has a way of getting out of anal rape with an acidic liquid spray that can eat the paint off a toilet seat.
>>52399971
I like Popeyes better senpai
My nines.
>>52399995
>>52399999
sorry bud, better luck next time
>>52399968
I'll admit the story was cute.
2lewd 4 me though
>>52400012
FUCK
>>52399984
can confirm popcorn chicken is delicous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sujF161hziE
>>52400013
>2lewd 4 me though
Sure thing, anon. I'll believe you.
is it edgy to wear an Israeli paratrooper hat?
>>52400066
its dumb bruh
>>52400066
No one will know what it even is.
>YOU WILL NEVER BE A FAT LAWYER WITH A SOUTHERN DRAWL
Why even live /cum/
>>52400066
kinda want to wear my idf scarf but don't want people to get mad at me
>>52400087
what if it was an Israeli who gave it to me?
How many of you guys have piss jugs?
Be honest.
>>52400097
>you will never live in the south
>>52400103
i have a bathroom in my room so no.
>>52400066
it's kind of dumb, but if anyone gives you shit just pretend to be a jew and go all muh 6 gorillion on them and they'll shut up
>>52400103
i have a bathroom in my house so no.
>>52400105
Im like 10 seconds from the bathroom, why would I need a piss jug
>>52400103
Why would you have that?
are you all secretly long haul truckers?
>>52400100
Its still dumb looking
>>52400103
why even piss in a jug when you can piss in a toilet and make machine gun noises with your dick
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/3xhvo0/beware_the_mag_scam/
How is this a scam? It's more like they never took it out of the shelves. They probably won't even sell one copy of it
>>52400110
>>52400124
>>52400127
>>52400146
Ok just checking.
>>52400060
It really was.
Anemone is the perfect mix between cute and lewd.
I farted
>>52400152
>r/gaming
>>52400152
you can stilll purchase the original APB at walmart because nobody ever buys it.
Also reddit is fucking stupid what did you expect
You
Used
To
Call
Me
On
My
Cellphone
>>52400191
Im sick of hearing this fucking EVERYWHERE
>>52400191
shut up shut up shut up
>>52400169
I also wish there was more to Anemone.
>>52400208
>>52400209
never even heard it once desu
>>52400173
reddit is pretty good when you want to use it for specific things like /r/witcher and /r/cumsluts :^)
Question for any Hawaiian anons: do you all really say Mele Kalikimaka on Christmas?
>>52400208
I can't stop it
>>52400233
They all died of Dengue fever, sorry.
night guys
>>52400253
gnight
>>52400253
What is this? Looks mad comfy. Also, nite nite, sleep tight.
>>52400232
Reddit is facebook with just a like button
>>52400253
Night anon
>>52400266
sora no woto
comfy as fuck
>>52400253
Good night.
>>52400266
Who even said you could post here?
>>52400266
so ra no woto
noel a best
>>52400267
>Reddit is facebook with just a like button
does that make 4chan myspace?
>>52400266
Sora no woto.
Its p. comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOao5xYf8Oo
Wanna move to the us
>>52400287
Only if I can be tom
>>52400191
>mfw used to hear this god damn song every day at work in Sweden because the radio station my boss listened to literally just replayed the same 10 songs over and over
Also this fucking song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn9AQoI7mYU
>>52400291
have you tried to?
>>52400287
it makes 4chan, 4chan
>>52400279
Bro calm the fuck down.
Thanks to everyone who (You)'d me with the name.
>>52400304
No I need to find a job first desu
>>52400291
we are not accepting syrian refugees at this time
>>52400291
Syrians are bad, but we still have it worse.
>>52400321
whats your field? Id imagine Germany would be high on foreign employment lists
>>52400349
B-bag making
Leather goods industry, I'm also a certified pattern maker
>>52400349
>Id imagine Germany would be high on foreign employment lists
If money grew on trees, sure.
>>52400373
Good to see you're keeping up the German tradition of craft making.
>>52400225
I'm out of approved material.
Haven't had time to find more desu
>>52400401
>but you're shit out of luck
t-thanks
can't decide if I want to go watch a movie or not
https://a.uguu.se/gntfgn_keyboard.mp4
What happens if Bernie Sanders (or anyone else for that matter) is elected but dies before he can assume the presidency?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH4p_MX4YG8
>>52400507
The presidency is passed to the Vice President.
>>52400507
george w. bush
>>52400507
then the VP gets the job
>>52400453
You might be able to start a business in a hipster town.
>>52400455
Kinda want to watch the star wars movie
Canada would be OK too
Where are the most Asians
>>52400455
I'm scared that it will be as painful to sit through as the prequels
>>52400498
you bought a catboard!?
You should learn to play purr elise
Maybe I should watch the old star wars...or more futurama that's always good
>>52400557
Canada is full.
Only the Dutch are welcome.
>>52400557
Vancouver
fuck off we're full
>>52400517
I bet he's done erotic nudes of Barbara. Wouldn't those be a treat to set your eyes on.
>>52400557
Last time I was driving thru from Michigan to NY I stopped at some gas station in the middle of fucking nowhere and guess what, it was run by some Chinese granny. I guess they are everywhere.
>>52400582
I am almost Dutch
>>52400574
I marathoned a bunch of Kurosawa films
they were pretty good
>>52400498
Taaaaalking away
oh I dont know what
BOUT to say I say it anyway
>>52400611
We could become friends and you help me with my visa
>>52400574
also the keyboard is kinda old
>>52400617
I think I'm gonna fall asleep partway in so I better watch a show
and what did you get then!?
>>52400653
sorry hans
maybe you could join the australian colony on whistler.
holy shit wet dreams are the worst
changed my mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARisdajprso
>>52400769
What? In what way are they bad?
>>52400788
Not him, but you wake up with soaked drawers and don't even remember or feel the orgasm.
>>52400776
good
>>52399875
What the hell is happening to the number 1, 2 and 4 from the left anyways?
>>52400788
>dreaming I'm with a cutie
>start getting lewd
>think it's real life
>slowly start to wake up but still partially asleep
>dick is twitching
>cum all over and wake up all gooey
>have to get up, change and clean up
FUCK
>>52400819
I always remember and felt them
Sometimes I woke up though and stop before I cum which is kinda nice cause then it's not a mess
>>52400819
well I remember everyone I've ever had, m8. You sure you're not just pissing yourself?
>>52400691
desu
>>52400843
Sleep nude you fucking niggers. It feels better and is better for you, so says me
whatever happened to /cumtrain/ anyway, with the picture of the sopranos.
>>52400891
are those bloomers?
>>52398938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWJBgVxpFrE
>>52400936
You're going to summon the door poster if you mention that show.
>>52400925
I tried sleeping naked once but I couldn't stop getting boners
Give me a christmas wallpaper you fucking cunts
>>52400925
you'll catch a cold
>>52400947
>>52400957
door poster?
>>52400973
No one I won't. My house is properly insulated and I sleep with 2 blankets
>>52400959
w i n t e r
Are Mexican immigrants really as bad as people say
>>52400973
does he have flu germs in his bed or something?
>>52400980
noice. Those can be cute, I just don't think I could do them right~
anyways, g'night~
>>52401024
night
How come no girl wants to suck on my peepee?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>52401040
unattractive in either mind or body
>>52401066
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>52401066
>>52401075
fuk u ren
>>52401066
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>52401084
>>52401089
rude
>>52401073
i know plenty of guys who are both of that but they get their peepees sucked.
rats off to ya
>>52401113
>>52401120
"""no"""
>>52401122
unattractive in bank account size
>>52401140
wfuk u howd u kno it was me
>>52401146
suck my peepee
sometimes I wish I was Fatal1ty desu
>>52401168
pay me
>>52401171
Why? he's the literal definition of JUST.
>>52401166
waht?
>>52401224
who is fatal1ityyy desu desu senpai
>>52401231
u knoooooooow
>>52401224
I dunno
I just really like him for some reason
he seems happy
>>52401236
washed up quake superstar.
>>52401275
>quake
lmao tell him to get gud at fkin SSF4 or smash bros
>>52401260
yeah dude
I'm a god
knowing stuff is what gods do
>>52401303
now ur living up to my expectations
pls accompany me 4 1 night somebody
im ssad
>>52401269
I want to be a lone hermit that gives cryptic advice to heroes and travellers
but if not im cool nEway
kindovaloser LMAO