Canada United States Mexico edition
First for op
xth for great christmas movies
>>52395670
nth for the people's republic
I farted
What are some comfy games on PC I can play with a controller?
>>52395670
nth for Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Sorry to the Insurgency buds, I'm not feeling it tonight.
>>52395779
good movie
>>52395776
Try Russian Roulette, you don't need a PC or a controller.
>>52395802
np that server was pretty slow
>major intersection with huge sign saying "DO NOT BLOCK INTERSECTION"
>dumbass chink or korean or whatever asian scumbag driver can't fucking wait and blocks the intersection right in front of me
>lights go from green to yellow to red with this fucking chink motherfucker right in front of me blocking me from going anywhere
I hate asian drivers. They should not be allowed to have licenses. Fuck asians, fuck them so fucking much, there is literally no such thing as a good asian driver. I only wish the US would have let Japan finish the job they started in Asia in the 1930's and 40's. Nanking Massacre 2.0 when.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D2ddUVyTGA
tune alert
>>52395700
yeah basically
Thats common for straight guys right?
>>52395713
I didn't realize it was kind of common till much later
Took a while at the time to get past the fact that I had touched my friend's cum
Paging Jeezy. Where'd you go?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oirRY7StQ8M
>>52395819
You didn't even try.
Why houses in white neighborhood in USA are more expensive than Hispanic and black comparables? I use Zillow to find that out.
>>52395864
Because those houses are more desirable and they're in higher income areas.
Also, Zillow is laughably inaccurate in their "zestimates".
t. real estate assistant
>>52395838
>I didn't realize it was kind of common till much later
>
>Took a while at the time to get past the fact that I had touched my friend's cum
how does that even come about? like "hey lets jack off"
>>52395864
We use a paywall to keep the undesirables out
>>52395914
you just have to be really gay and want to touch another guys dick
>>52395670
Do you know what I am saying
>>52395934
You seem to be obsessed with gays and dicks.
Coincidence?
Why do we allow /pol/acks into these threads
>Guy in my English class is 9/10 in the looks department
>Laughs at all the stuff I laugh at
>Plays a sport
>Takes school work seriously
>I will never have him or someone like him as a bf
Why is life so cruel?
>>52396002
The same reason we allow weeb cancer.
oh fuck I didn't realize there was a new thread >>52396017
>>52395914
There were three of us having a sleepover and one had been texting this girl in New York and he got a tit pic.
We had been talking out this stuff a lot that night and being middle school boys we had erections. One of my friends, not the one who got the pics, started touching himself over his pants and things just went from their.
We didn't touch each other and we were looking a that grainy pic on his flip phone so it wasn't gay according to my friend who got the pic
>>52396022
Because only a small percentage of men are gay/willing to date a girl who spends her time shitposting
Face it you're left with a small amount of men to choose from
>>52396042
ghey
>>52396042
fag
>>52396040
Why at all. can we make this a normie's only thread, only people who aren't crazy racists or animefags in?
>>52396042
You didn't make him cum?
How rude.
>>52396042
>suck a dick for a minute
well that sucks for both of them, one's super gay now and the gay guy probably got blue balls
>>52396042
you are really gay. like really fucking gay.
only thing you can do now is call him up and finish the job.
Who's into women itt?
>>52396123
finish the fight
>>52396042
>Kiss his balls
This is gayer than taking it up the ass.
>>52396042
GAY
I need a wank but I don't know what to watch or read.
What do I do?
>>52396123
but I'm not. I literally only want to have sex and date girls. I mean I've seen some nice dicks and thought "might be cool to suck it" but I've never wanted to fuck a dude or anything
>>52396073
>Because only a small percentage of men are gay
Why did I have to fall into that small percentage
Life isn't fair baka
>>52396051
It was def not gay
>>52396148
yep
>>52396148
I'm here, I've never sucked a dick or even looked at a dick outside of the one time I did a mmf threesome. Never put a dick anywhere near a man's mouth or ass, never plan on having another man's dick in my mouth or ass.
>>52396171
Read the Bible
>>52396183
>>52396148
Girls in short skirts are the hottest thing ever imo
>>52396172
Teasing him like that and not finishing is rude.
>>52396174
the clean up was the gay part
>>52396175
>>52396172
>literally kissed his balls
>not gay
buddy, you need to do some serious introspection
>>52396192
>never plan on having another man's dick in my mouth or ass.
But would you be okay with having your dick in another man's mouth? It truly is the best way to assert dominance desu.
>>52396148
Me 2tbh (two to be honest)
>>52396216
how so
>>52396192
I just had sex like 2 hours ago (;
>>52396218
>keep going anon
>>52396232
touching another guys cum and liking it is gay
>>52396202
Indeed
>>52396222
I need to fuck a girl to redeem myself. also does this mean I'm technically not a virgin anymore?
Me gustaria ir por la playa en bahia de banderas, nayarit
>>52396266
why were you touching his cum though
>>52396280
because he's gay
>>52396276
chi
>>52396272
>also does this mean I'm technically not a virgin anymore?
You lost your mouth virginity.
>>52396224
No, that's gross... the picture of another man's mouth or ass with my dick inside makes my cock recoil... I'll do mmf threesomes, but I'll never do anything gay
>>52396244
lucky you, what kind of sex? Was it gay or straight? Relationship or random girl/guy you picked up?
>>52396250
Is sharing a woman with another man, gay?
>>52396317
literally c-u-c-k
>>52396317
Not even a little bit
>>52396317
sharing as in letting him fuck her while you watch, or MMF threesomes?
>>52396337
Threesome but only doing stuff to her.
>>52396280
we had clean up and there was some on the wall and a little so they got me to clean it because they didn't want to and they said they would tell people if I didn't
>>52396314
Straight sex, bud
She was on the bed on 4
Muh wife
>>52396317
No, it's actually pretty hot. I advise it if you find the right girl who's into it. Me and my gf have mmf threesomes every once in a while, find a random guy on the internet, it is pretty hot. Every girl/guy should do a dp at least once in their lives
>>52396358
its only gay if you lock eyes or put it in each other
or share one of her holes
>>52396361
That's mean.
>>52396317
No, that's cuckolding
>>52396361
>we had to clean up and there was some on the wall and a little on the floor so they got me to clean it because they didn't want to and they said they would tell people if I didn't
fixed it, didn't think it made sense
>>52396396
Como se dice "Carmela could you please shut the door?" en español?
>>52396378
>sharing a hole is gay
>>52396396
What if neither of us is related to each other? Does that count as cuckolding?
>>52396368
Really? Would you share your gf with a /cum/rade?
>>52396378
Sharing a hole isn't gay, it's kinda hot actually
>he's never done double anal
I feel sorry for you
>>52396428
>>52396442
well, on its own no, but you're grinding a cock against another dudes dick
>>52396440
If he was hot enough for my gf I'd gladly.
>>52396422
Carmela, ¿podrÃas cerrar la puerta?
>>52396440
>What if neither of us is related to each other? Does that count as cuckolding?
It counts as faggotry and degeneracy.
Probably gayer than
http://nhentai.net/g/117630/
>>52396464
Gracias
>>52396440
>Does that count as cuckolding?
Yes
>>52396401
why didn't you make them clean up their own jizz?
shoulda just said you'd tell on them too
>>52396148
sauce?
>>52396486
I didn't feel like adding "por favor" to the question, that's up to you
>>52396446
Yeah, but you're fucking a girl... do you think gay dudes touch dicks to get off? No they fuck each other. Your dick touching another dude's dick is only gay if your hand, ass or mouth is touching it. A lot of girls want two cocks in their mouth/ass/pussy. there's nothing gay about double penetration.
I have no homosexual instincts, I don't get turned on by guys, but my gf wanted double anal and both cocks in her mouth at the same time, we crossed swords, it wasn't gay because we were both inside a woman. Also why should I care if some random guy on the internet thinks it was gay, I like girls, I don't think guys are attractive, unless there's a girl saying "I want both of you guys to fuck me" I'm not gonna get hard with another man in the room. So it's not gay
>>52396522
Too retarded to use google?
>>52396522
No recuerdo
Last one
>>52396539
a dónde poner "por favor"
>>52396565
>The URL doesn't refer to an image, or the image is not publicly accessible.
Prick.
>tfw all my friends quit playing games
>tfw I'm the only one left
next step: 40 year old wizard
not feeling christmas at all this year to be desu. I told my mom not to get me anything because she's helped me out a lot this year, but apparently she got me something. I have very little money so I have no idea what to get her
>>52396495
I was insecure and willing to do anything to have friends, plus they would make do other nonsexual things too like getting snacks or saying stupid shit in public too
That was basically how my social life went through high school too, I would do literally anything people told me
So basically everyone just put their standards in a different position regarding the MMF threesome.
There isn't a general consensus I see.
>>52396584
Remove yourself from the gene pool asap
>>52395670
how do i get big ass american gf
>>52396574
After podrÃa or/and after puerta
Whoever you feel like
>>52396589
get her a blanket or a pillow, older 50+ women love blankets and pillows
>>52396635
>>52396635
pls go away CIA
>>52396636
Gracias cabron
>>52396622
>I still got you to do it for me
Does it feel good being used?
>Sextus Pompey lost
>>52396635
I wish I knew...
Miss him yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EQVe6IGmtE
>>52396635
By having a BBD
>>52396689
Yes.
S&M is a god-tier fetish.
>theres a liberal near me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj879fSVbTQ
>>52396812
literally just cartoon porn
>>52396885
damn it's been forever since I heard this album
Who /arizona/ here.
I'm pretty neutral on this state.
>tfw Californian anon
>tfw no rights
>>52396635
just shove your benis in her face :DD
>>52396961
I dont think you actually live here
>mcc yo hablo español y piensan todos qué soy un chicano
>>52396890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTuT1s-YPLE
>>52396982
I do.
>>52396961
What rights do we lack, I've never felt constrained
>>52397007
where do you live?
>>52396940
>people actually live in arizona
>>52396812
is true tbqh
>>52397032
Do you have the right to own a suppressed fully automatic weapon?
Because I do
1. Your state or province
2. Do you wish to move to another state or province?
>tfw I live in an affluent North Texas city
>>52396940
east valley here
weather's blissful atm
>>52396885
this is actually kind of nice
>>52397072
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=A86.J7zXQnZW1EMASyInnIlQ;_ylu=X3oDMTByYnR1Zmd1BGNvbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMyBHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNzcg--?qid=20100513235150AA5LXB8&p=california%20full%20auto%20gun
>>52397067
Not by choice
>>52397088
North Valley here and indeed
>>52397073
1. D.F.
2. I hate this meme city so much.
>>52397032
Gun rights senpai
>>52397062
Los Gatos
The girl hasn't replied yet. Time to get some cheap vodka.
>>52397125
weird. I live innawoods and theres plenty of gun owners
>>52396094
But racism and weebiness are a fundamental part of North American culture.
>>52397005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqxL2lvb_oA
>>52397072
I've never felt the need for a suppressed fully automatic weapon
Then again I have a big cock
>>52397130
What girl?
>>52397156
A girl.
should I play ace combat or watch animu?
>>52397073
1. Manitoba
2. Probably not much happens here
>>52397098
>Techinically it still is, but CA requires a state issued license to own full auto weapons. The license application requires you to show "good cause" to own a full auto with the state DOJ deciding if your cause is good enough. No one has come up with a reason that they find good enough in several decades.
wew
You know what a "good cause" in Virginia is? Its I have money and I want one. No nanny state approval needed
>>52397073
1.Sonora
2. in a way yes, I hate the weather here
>>52397167
How do you know it's really a girl?
>>52397116
Isn't the DF the most developed place in México?
>>52397177
How big is your dick, 4 or 3 inches?
>>52397073
California
Id like to move to oregon so I can escape the cost of living. And the southern part is nice
>>52397177
eh. Its just a slower process
>>52397181
Do you ever go to Heroic Nogales?
>>52397185
I'm about 87.31% sure.
>>52397186
Yes, so every mexican wants to move here. Traffic is a pain in the balls.
People is pretty shit too.
old people are boring
>>52397169
which ac
>>52397141
I like it.
https://soundcloud.com/deanna-anime-zing-person/kaze-ni-naru-the-cat-returns
>>52397231
think I started a new play-through of 5 but might play 4
>>52397220
What is Merida like?
>>52397208
no, my visa expired some years ago, there's no need to pass through nogales anymore
>>52397130
Play some video games and take it easy.
Are you the uni anon?
JALAPENO HAVARTI CHEESE DESU
>>52397257
How hard is it to get a visa?
Also, I would like to go to Nogales to get cheap drugs without prescription. Is this good idea?
>>52397220
>every mexican wants to move here
you sure?
>mfw this thread
>>52397242
all sp colors on 5 or bust desu
4 is nice but theres too many missions that just need you to run down the time limit for my taste
>>52397073
1. California
2. Yes, I don't care where, cost of living is too high and there are too many vane people who care about status and shit. I want somewhere nice and calm where people work for a living and there isn't obscene wealth living next to extreme poverty.
>>52397252
I've never been there, but I've heard it's the safest mexican city. Also pretty comfy.
>>52397283
Well, a lot then.
>>52397199
Why is that people like you are so quick to talk about dick size?
Is it because you know you're in a nanny state that you can't defend
>>52397203
A process so slow it hasn't worked in decades, so virtually impossible
I can go out and buy a machine gun tomorrow and take it home with me that day
We don't even have a waiting period
>>52397276
I prefer monterey jack, personally
>>52397275
Ye.
I am playing videogames, just beat the first 3 temples of Twilight Princess. How some people can say that Wind Waker is a better game is beyond my understanding.
>>52397276
tastes alright
I prefer goat cheese desu
>>52397231
Where were you, anon?
Lyf is suffering /cum/
>>52397073
good jpg
>>52397308
move up north to the woodsy areas, friend
though that poverty thing is still kinda true
>>52397317
but why WOULD you actually need a fully auto?
>>52397308
I live in Arizona and memes aside it is pretty comfy. There is an impending boom coming here, specifically in the tech industry.
Outer Phoenix area is the place to be.
>>52397341
What's the deal with mixing energy drinks and alcohol?
>>52397279
not that hard actually, I just dont need it
and yes, I know of gringos crossing to mexico just for the medication
>>52397329
because it was probably their first zelda, or theyre very easily amused by the boring sailing
>>52397304
yea that's the only part I hated about it
story and music was really comfy though
>tfw never get to serve ace pilots at resteraunt
>>52397240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhT2jZ4YKdM
>>52397361
What are the requirements?
Last time I was in Mexico I stocked up on Xanax. I love your country just for that.
>>52397360
I feel like a big guy
>>52397323
>>52397337
Those are pretty good too, but Havarti is my personal favourite.
>>52397350
because they're fucking cool and they can be used to help overthrow the government should a dictator take over the US or if the South should rise again
but mainly they're really fucking cool
What don't you get about this
>>52397329
I've only played The Minish Cap and WW desu
>>52397341
you know a kid recently died because he mixed his alcohol and cocaine with energy drinks right?
that shit is dangerous
>>52397408
so no actual practical reasons other than firing it in the air like a drunk
>>52397341
>mfw I don't suffer as much as you
>>52397353
>There is an impending boom coming here, specifically in the tech industry.
That's what I want to avoid, I want people who work, not programmers at a startup. You know average men and women who work an honest job 40 hours a week, get a paycheck, go to the bar, watch basketball or baseball every evening and football every sunday. A tech boom incoming means I want to be as far away as possible
>>52397412
MC is great, but you should really try the oracle games or Link's awakening. Capcom really did the zelda games justice
>>52397412
Minish Cap is great, I want to replay it before classes start again.
>>52397437
Kornheiser used to call games?
>>52397439
we have that too
>>52397423
I don't understand why you wouldn't want that
Its our right as Americans
>>52397439
literally talking about the redneck part of california, lad
>>52397439
>You know average men and women who work an honest job 40 hours a week, get a paycheck, go to the bar, watch basketball or baseball every evening and football every sunday.
do programmers not do this?
>>52397392
>requirements
dont know, last time I was a kid and my fathers did all the paperwork for me, but my brother renewd his not to long ago, we just have to avoid saying we live/know our father and thats it
>>52397414
Well i still need cocaine tho
:^)
>>52397398
4U
U
>>52397476
as of my experience, no. Theyre all the /v/-/co/-/tv/ type, with very few actually watching sports
>>52397476
>do programmers not do this?
According to /g/ all programmers do is crossdress and shidpost
>>52397337
went to have dinner with relatives
>>52397375
>tfw you will never check if your buddy is still alive
>>52397486
you're dancing with the devil
>>52397476
Programmers usually don't work 9-5, have a fat paycheck which they use to inflate prices on everything from beer to housing and have a false sense of intelligence and superiority. I want real people, not over educated STEM majors
>>52397499
>According to /g/
are you saying this isn't true?
>>52397476
Programmers are weird as fuck. They either can be autistic or not but they have a lot of excentricities.
Few watch sports and if they do, they do it for the sake of fitting in.
t. Former programming student
>>52397518
did a programmer rape and kill your family or something?
>>52397482
You have to avoid saying you live with your father? I do not understand.
Time to save the president
>>52397524
thats only 80% true
>>52397341
don julio, buchanas y un mantel
jajajajajjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>52397535
> did a programmer rape and kill your family or something?
No, they just did that to the Bay Area and a good portion of LA and SD
>>52397523
well I dunno any programmers really ;s
some of those threads on /g/ though are cute. rare nowadays tho
>>52397524
Not true at my school, I'm in a programming club that is focused on sports simulation and betting
>they recently tore down the Circle K near me
>quik trip across the street from me doesn't sell Arizona iced tea
>have to buy more expensive and less tasty peace tea
JUST
>>52397575
Reminder
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/07/harvard-study-predicts-the-dolphins-are-going-to-the-super-bowl
>>52397524
my brother works as main programmer for an independant ios application dev company
he's drunk 24/7 i swear
>>52397566
>will never be able to live in san francisco or the bay area because the cost of living has somehow managed to outpace the rate everywhere else
its cool ;_;
>>52397566
And what exactly did they do to the bay area?
Raped and killed it apparently
>>52397615
This
They priced all the artists, weirdos and normies out of their cities
>>52397615
silicon valley, m8. San Jose. The entire area south of...I want to say Millbrae is nothing but tech industry jobs and startups, with gentrification pushing out low income people for new dot com techies to move in
Going to sleep because I am bored and don't want to be left alone with my thoughts.
Good night everyone.
I love you all.
>>52397550
>slav plane
>>52397548
He was a drug smuggler :^)
>>52397669
night dude
>>52397669
night bb
>69
>>52397677
Slav planes are kawaii as fuck senpai
I am well armed and I visit the gym on a daily basis to prepare for the eventually that a Islamic Communist dictator will seize power in the United States and it will fall upon the citizens to restore the Founder's Vision in this nation indivisible under God.
>>52397655
>>52397662
so you are just bitter that you can't afford to live there?
>>52397669
night, see you tommorow
>>52397754
well, gentrification in general sucks. But I am, yes. I really love the bay area
>>52397754
No, I'm saying I want to live somewhere where rent doesn't cost 3000 dollars and a beer doesn't cost 9.
Techies ruin neighborhoods because they make everything expensive. I want to live somewhere cheap, where regular people can live, I like regular people, techies are all autist /v/ types who don't care about sports, hot girls, cars or good rock music. Yuppies ruin neighborhoods worse than any street gang or junkies could.
AHHHH JUST JIHADED THE PRESIDENT
now to do this shit all over again
>>52397822
Replace programmers with asians and you have Vancouver.
>>52397822
theres nothing wrong with that but I think you have to realize that this isn't going to happen in Arizona, I promise. The political will is there.
>>52397822
you sound like a massive prick desu
>>52397865
>theres nothing wrong with that
nigga, what?
>>52397865
I won't move to Arizona then... I just want to get away from these techie yuppies who want everything to be expensive and chic. I want family owned mexican restaurants where you can get a giant burrito and a beer for under 8 bucks. I want bars with 5 tvs all affixed to sporting events where Bud Light is 3.50 during games. I want regular working people who sit there watching the game no matter how shit the team is this year. I want regular people, not techies and yuppies looking to make more money.
>>52397753
You on the right
>>52397931
There's nothing wrong with not wanting to live in an area that has an insane cost of living.
>>52397888
If you like techies and yuppies you're a prick
>>52397958
ok, my bad. I thought you were defending gentrification
>>52397940
He looks very free
>>52397935
then just avoid the one city here
>>52397960
eh, to me it sounds like you're just really bitter about not making as much money as them. which is fine. but then calling them autists because they don't care about cars or rock music make you sound like a really huge prick.
>>52397958
There's a lot wrong in making a once artistic, nice place to live and raise a family expensive as fuck. There's a lot wring with forcing people and businesses out of neighborhoods they've lived in and worked in their whole lives for a chic chocolate shop and a guy working at a startup made by some trust fund kid
>>52398004
I think you are misunderstanding him. I see where he is coming from. The tech-y shit doesn't appeal to me. He wants to live a simple life and not be surrounded by a bunch of young trendy well-to-do liberals.
>>52398032
I know. Like I said, there's nothing wrong with NOT WANTING TO LIVE IN SUCH A PLACE.
>>52398032
thats not what he was saying. He's saying its not wrong to not want to live in that kind of place
>>52398032
Why do you hate the free market? Should the government control housing prices or distribution?
>>52398032
Sounds like capitalism is doing its job.
