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yeah
/cum/ is dead edition
USA, I'm First Order.
first for slutty elves
>>52388617
9/25
>come home
>open door
>see this
wat do
>>52388703
make 8 bastards
When did they change the bump limit? And what is it now?
>>52388620
Elves are always sluts
That's redundant
Who /mohegansunbuffet/ here
>>52388600
That movie was alright honestly buds
>>52388803
that looks delicious
Sigh lads
>>52388930
You look delicious
I have to take a piss
do this bingo friends
>>52389298
go pee pee then
>>52389268
:^)
Nice to see DC is still shit. Just eastside my shit up
>>52389051
y-you too
Hillary for president
>>52388844
>>52388919
Why are you guys alone on birthday? Family counts too
>>52389348
Seriously though.
Can you adopt a tripcode?
>>52389422
IMO birthday's are not important once you become and adult. It's just another day to me.
>>52388755
its 310 and it was changed months ago
>>52389436
I won't be posting much in the coming month as I'm a wagecuck starting Monday. So no worries.
>>52389348
>>52389348
32 but its retarded you get +8 simply if you work out and only +3 if you have a gf
was 24 a few months ago so i guess thats ok now
fuck off with the /r9k/ shit
>>52389470
Still.
You're trying to bait for replies and I'd rather not have to see that type of shit.
Just use some generic tripcode or something.
>>52389422
I grew up broke so I just never celebrated it
>>52389348
>30
>>52389492
just don't give them the attention they seek
>>52389470
What wage
guns do not make people safer
surveillance does
Haven't worked since September 2014
Too nervous to search for jobs
>>52389510
I will stop senpai, no worries
>>52389527
$9.25 plus tips. Tips are pooled and on a good day in the winter I think I can make like 30$ in tips. Not bad for parttime shit,
>>52388930
It was, a bit too much though.
>>52389577
I hope you're not handling food
Bernie is getting mad
>>52389716
He is the only good one up there
"""""loophole"""""
>over the semester had issues because professor wouldn't give grades on some assignments
>sent her an email before semester ended with all the stuff she didn't grade
>no reply
>receive email as announcement to class that final grade is posted for transcript and D2L (dropbox service)
>STILL have items not graded and don't even have the final grade on D2L
>check transcript and it's a shit grade because no points were added in for the shit she didn't grade
If she doesn't give me those grades my grade in the class will force me to take it again. Already sent her another email telling her I didn't receive shit. FUCK
>>52389716
Buttmad
JUST
>>52389807
Fuck D2L man. Just go to her office, you're still in Wisco right?
>>52388919
GO FUCK YOURSELF ALABAMA
@ALL MEXICANS: i'm inside you ;)
>>52389763
I know he'll never win but I wouldn't mind having O'Malley as a president. He's pretty levelheaded. Bernie is an inflamed senile man and Hillary is a lizard.
Fuckin hammered lads
The moderator literally said encryption was used in Paris attacks.
SHE.JUST.SAID.THAT.
>>52389910
Fuck off we beat you
>Mr Sanders how do you feel about profiling Muslims
>I DON'T WANT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION BUT THE CLASS WAR IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE SYRIAN WAR
>>52389891
If you had lived in O'Malley's Maryland you wouldn't be saying that
>>52389849
Finals are all done and it's saturday. Doubt she's around.
>O'malley
Lol
>>52389807
Go to the office and TALK TO HER IN PERSON why are you using d2L when your email can get lost or forgotten about
>>52389932
foreign policy is hard :(
>>52389953
Can you check on Monday or not? I know they just had graduation today as one of my friends sisters walked, so she may be around?
>>52389934
baltimore is a city on a hill omalley is a good leader
>>52389865
w-what did i do?
>>52389886
Where at? I just got back from there last week. How are you enjoying it?
I actually know the guy who encouraged O'Malley to do student government in high school
He says encouraging him was the worst mistake of his life
>>52390032
puerto vallarta. it's quite nice. beautiful scenery
>>52390055
Shit, me too! Pic related
You doing any crazy things or just taking it easy?
>>52390055
>puerto vallarta
why on winter tho
>>52390003
No, I'm probably fucked. She sent an email with a link to a survey for requests for assignment grades the fucking day before it was due. I worked that night and had finals the next day so I didn't see it until it was tool late.
I'm just frustrated I didn't get any follow-through let alone a final grade on there despite emailing her and talking to her before emailing her.
Why is Hillary such a good orator
>>52390104
probably cause there's snow where he is
>>52390129
She's a woman and thus more easily impressive.
>>52390104
>on winter
because it's still warm ? what difference does it make?
>>52390149
Why isn't Fiorina a good orator
>>52390150
well yeah, Jalisco isn't precisely a cold state
but it's way better on summer or spring
>>52390181
because she's not good at anything
>>52390093
nice. and nothing too crazy. why, you have any suggestions?
>>52390104
because i don't want to melt, amigo. though i am anyway
>>52390195
Less people in December, the beaches are nice and tranquil, not as crowded. More comfy if you ask me. Beaches of Nuevo Vallarta are nice this time of year.
>pronoucing Qatar correctly
Getting tired of this meme
Why are there so many leftists on /int/
This board could be fun like /pol/ but you people are such cucks
>>52390225
You must go to the Viejo Vallarta restaurant! The food and drinks are damn good, and you can sit on the balcony and just watch the people and traffic go by, and the ocean too.
Morelos 484, Centro, 48300 Puerto Vallarta, Jal.
>>52390275
>leftists on /int/
Literally where
>>52390115
Fuck it I'm sending in that survey despite it being a bit late.
Why ask for something the fucking day before it's due like that?
>>52390320
>Viejo Vallarta
looks quite nice, i just might have to check it out.
out of curiosity, you ever heard of Hacienda San Angel? another restaurant
Straight people welcome?
>>52390450
dirty breeders OUT
>>52390450
Welcome to reconsider their orientation
>>52390450
degenerates
>>>/out/
>>52390450
only if you love cum
>>52390421
>>52390421
never heard of it.
just fuck my ass UP
israel mentioned
>>52388617
jesus what the fuck am I doing here
>>52390450
Only if you racemix, goy.
>>52390783
>not getting compliments regularly
What do you think the problem it is?
>>52390828
I don't know, my below average 5 inch dick maybe?
>>52390851
Just wear a whizzinator
kekders
>get gas
>only available pump is pre pay only
>pay $20
>go back out to pump
>screen is stuck on "remove nozzle", won't pump any gas
>go tell guy inside
>doesn't speak english
>his manager comes out
>barely speaks english
>doesn't give me a refund because the cashier never gave me a receipt
fuck this shit, I'm voting Trump, fucking immigrants
>>52390563
I got something nice in the mail today
>>52391050
whatd you get
>>52391050
Was it your halo
>>52390958
That looks even smaller than my dick
>>52391140
Get the black one
>>52391050
early christmas presents?!? :o
GUYS IMPORTANT
http://strawpoll.me/6313774
>>52391173
I guess that'll do. You don't think they'll wonder why a white guy got a black dick right?
>>52391206
i am not racist i believe we can fix the blacks
>>52391206
>2015
>not calling it race realist
>>52390986
>going to shit tier gas stations
entirely your fault
>>52391245
Just call them a fag a act natural
>>52391206
The word "racist" was coined by Trotsky to devide & conquer in 1927.
I will not answer.
>>52391245
This ain't Europe homie no one is gonna ask you questions about your dick.
I had a fucked up day today lads.
>see an elderly on a mobility scooter at night standing still on the bike lane
>he doesn't move at all
>pull over to check if that nigga's alive
>as I pull over and get out, he suddenly drives and gives me a dirty look
I-I was just trying to be helpful
It begins.
>>52391399
Should have robbed robbed his cyborg ass
>>52391399
get out of here you fucking anchor baby
>>52391302
Is it super cutie?!
>>52391454
I should have, I was doing food delivery and pulled over to be a good samaritan and that fuck didn't even tip me.
I haven't shaved in two weeks
>>52391551
>food delivery
He should have robbed you for not keeping your bank under $20
Oh my fuck O'Malley is such a tool
>>52388617
And I'm socially anxious as fuck.
>>52391623
better than Clinton or Cuckders
>>52391612
>implying I bring any money
98% of the orders are paid online for. Dutch people are real fucking greedy.
Out of 20 +- customers, only about 2 people tip and no more than 1 euro
this debate is pathetic
>>52391832
I tried
>>52391908
Watch this debate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY0spEeh_JE
Reactionary vs. Sargon of Akkad
>>52391799
such a tease
IT'S
2 0 1 5
0
1
5
WHAT YEAR IS IT?
>>52392071
this t.bh.senpai is accurate
>>52392071
Canada being always the voice of reason.
I'm bored
mmm
>Be American
>Be a slave to money then die
Dog's still the same
I'm impressed.
>>52392690
>Living the American dream
:^)
>>52388535
sup
Daily reminder that if you regularly browse or post your face on /soc/ you are mentally ill.
>>52392818
I don't go there. I assume it's just dick pics and people pretending to be other people with stolen facebook photos.
>>52392851
More like insecure obnoxious wastes of oxygen posting their pics over and over and over and going there every day for the same fucking pupose which is to fish for compliment.
>there are literally peoples whose main board is /soc/
Genocide when?
>>52392690
Make money and die, that's the American way
>>52392923
>there are literally peoples whose main board is /soc
That's a little sad.
Daily reminder that I could beat up anybody in this thread.
CARMELA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>52392988
nuh uh~
>>52392988
prove it
3 o' clock tomorrow in the parking lot
Be there nerd. Also I'll bring a first aid kit in case either of us gets hurt.
>>52392988
>implying that's an accomplishment
>>52391138
>>52389919
>>52390097
>>52390029
>>52389985
best threads on /int/ right now
>>52393174
no thank you
>>52392988
The state will protect me.
I want an itchy Christmas sweater.
spoiler: Carmela never shuts the door.
>>52393455
oh fuggin thanks a lot for spoiling that you fuggin dick
>>52393455
maybe if he didn't yell...
>>52393558
But she was using a blow dryer. And he's Italian...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pXF3Up7e10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY0spEeh_JE
Watch Sargon of Akkad get BTFO live by TRS & Millenial Woes
>>52393574
it's still rude
But he does say please I guess.
>>52393598
What is it? I see anime.
>>52393663
That's their Google+ avatars
>>52393689
anime!
>>52393623
>>52393694
Sorry i meant this..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvguKTKi34Q
>>52393720
pls, just enjoy the gaping of Akkad's anus
pls join
>>52392623
all north americans want to fuck up europe, right?
>>52393776
That sounds horrible.
What is Sargon getting owned on?
>>52393796
I want to have sex with Europe so kind of.
Buds how do I ask a girl who lives below me out? I rarely see her, and when I do, it's in the stairway.
I can't simply knock on her door because she lives with her mom and sister.
>>52393830
Then join!
>>52393858
get a gun and rape the bitch
>>52393815
He got absolutely destroyed on racism, and they're running around in circles a bit right now.
It's much more calm now.
>>52393800
It's fantastic.
>>52393796
nah
>>52393858
You'll have to try to ask her for coffee or something during a brief interaction. Like when she's getting mail or something.
>>52393876
I thought he was pretty reasonable on racism though. That sucks
>>52393872
Incredibly rude
>>52393865
But I am drawing on the eggs and watching x-files.
>>52393909
he's clearly referring to consensual rape
>>52393945
dank jumping spider
>>52393872
Dude, guns are illegal here.
>>52393881
Yeah, problem is that I literally only see this girl while we're in the stairway, passing each other.
I normally am not afraid of talking to a girl in a bar type setting, but this shit is hard. Wouldn't know how to stop her in her tracks and ask her out on the spot.
>>52393908
He is completely different in debates from what he is in videos.
He ran around in circles and played semantics, pretty pathetic.
He is such a c-uck
the place that offered me an interview was a scam
>>52394046
Isn't Paris the #1 illegal weapon trafficking city in europe? It's right out your doorstep afaik, get one
>>52394046
All you can do is wait for a chance where she's not going for or interrupt her. It's really odd to be asked while you're leaving to go somewhere.
You could try anyways but it's kind of all you can do without making it too weird by knocking on her door.
ok the stream is autismo now from a weird guy in sunglasses
rip
>>52394054
Is he one of those /pol/ youtubers?
>>52394092
How'd you find out it was a scam?
Also I'm sorry, that's terrible.
>>52394170
he is pretty reddit-tier
reminder there are no white pigs allowed here
>>52394212
>asians get surgery to try to look European
it's weird
my friend got her eyes cut up to look less gook like
To Pimp a Butterfly is pretty good to_be_honest
>>52394171
I was frustrated because they sent me an email on the 17th asking for an interview between the 13th and the 23rd. Then I was re-reading over the posting and started to realize there a few oddities; mostly that there was no strictly posted salaries or offices, etc.
So I looked them up on Glassdoor--no results. Started looking around in general, turns out they're a ring that draws in people thinking it's a job interview for an actuarial position, but when they arrive they just get a sales pitch for an actuarial exam study program. Great.
>>52394108
Honestly bud I appreciate the suggestion but I don't want to spend my life in jail just to bust a nut 2bh
>>52394121
Yeah. I seriously fucking hope I see her in the next couple of days, this is one of my few weeks off this year. Let's hope for a Christmas miracle. She's so hot dude.>>52394267
Didn't like it that much, GKMC and S80 were better imo.
>>52394335
That sucks. When I last job hunted I had a resume posted in one of those online sites and I got two phone calls from people who followed an interview format then tried to get me to buy into their company.
Job hunting is painful enough without fighting a wave of idiots looking to scam you.
>people still post in the abortion of a thread
what is wrong with you cucks? this thread is shit
>>52394340
bwaahahahahaha
Was tired of this chick's games and straight up said if she was just going to lead me on to not talk to me anymore and I also said I want to have sex with her.
She's messaged me 3 times but I haven't looked. Am I alpha or retarded?
>>52394367
Good luck to you, anon.
>>52394367
I'm memeing, don't rape desu
But get a gun
just in case the netherland government goes overboard
>>52394424
>using a trip
nobody will miss you if you stop posting lad
>>52394433
if she's obviously insane, retarded
>>52394470
just ignore him desu
>>52394054
who is he debating against? cna't find vid.
>be me
>eating chips and dip
>too lazy to clean up
>go to my dad and asks if he wants some chips and dip
>he says YES
>he takes the chips and dip off my hands
>i leave
>>52388617
Bingos are gay.
>>52394501
It was live m8, it just finished.
It wasn't particularly a debate of X vs Y, but more of a discussion on things they felt very differently about.
It was Millenial Woes & Sargon of Akkad
>>52394470
>got out of star wars and it was snowing
almost crashed
>Gustavo """""FRING"""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc6_XgtOQgI
>>52394620
>saw grown men chasing eachother with light sabers yesterday
all were green
fuck jedis
does anyone one want to play video games?
>>52394563
Never heard of Millenial Woes
>>52394675
a: post your steam
b: what games
>>52394681
He's a pretty small-time Scottish Reactionary with around 6k subs.
His videos are pretty barebones, but he is a fantastic speaker.
CARMILLAAAAAA WILL YOU SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?
>>52394722
kanahanakatana
idk whatever works for people
>>52394728
Fugg I gotta watch it
kinda want to eat something ridiculously good but eating is a literal calvary with this sore throat
>>52394675
depends
>>52394675
Yeah sure
>>52394675
i want to touch your face
My stomach hurts buds
Fug
>>52394758
You try to eat and realize you've mounted a warhorse?
>>52394758
oatmeal desu
I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it.
>>52394748
added you for insurgency desu
>>52394796
>caring about people who make up definitions of words to suit their own needs
it's also funny since one of his post about us being different leans towards racism
>>52394853
Its never to late to get a gun and make a name
>>52394860
okie
>>52394853
At least you live in a great country.
>There are /int/olerants having sex at this very moment
>>52394799
I try to eat and feel like im seconds away from spitting blood
>>52394835
I guess, I'm out of arroz con leche (my diet for the last 2 days)
tried to eat fried shrimp, felt like literal knives and was about to cry
>>52394853
was just listening to that, kek. Bretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Rc6t9oPt8&list=LLyHQChIpVb2Oe-omK4TYUpw&index=5
>>52394895
what are we goin' to play
>>52394860
>>52394895
I'll play Insurgency if you guys are down
>>52394931
yeah it's bretty nice
evening, buds
>>52394931
masturbation doesn't count
>>52394892
Stop trying to make me kill and rape bud.
That's illegal here.
Installing Sexy Beach Premium Resort, lads.
>>52394931
can confirm...
i am having sex at this very moment
In honor of our Kazakh brethren who are not present ITT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsY-SJM_9f0
>>52394975
uninstall
>>52394975
>"playing" a character creator
get this
i had a plumber over earlier
and his name was Mario
holy fuck
>>52394971
If you want people to remember your name you're going to have to break the rules. You're going to have to do something big
>>52395010
liar
>>52388617
Every nights I go to bed I wish I die in my sleep.
Then I wake up the next day.
>>52395063
>Went to prom and add a date
Went to prom but no date. Forgot to erase it.
>>52394675
what game?
>>52395003
I've spent hours playing with the character creator in Dragon's Dogma desu
>>52395021
Maybe I should do something good.
who /bernie2016/ here
also, should I heat up some pita bread with hummus as a late night snack
>>52395156
his campaign may only be a pipe dream, but he gets my respect for not shitflinging
>>52395156
>it's already late night in the US
>i'm still awake
JUST
Lately I've been getting compliments about my gains and how good I've become at drinking.
>>52395156
i'm not voting
>>52395111
we playin insurgency
>>52388617
>only the having a job one applies to me
>>52395198
KANKER
Socialism or not, there is no way Sanders can implement any of the shit he is campaigning for, and his supporters are too stupid to know thi.s
took my siblings out to see Star Wars. Argued the whole time the little shits
>>52395156
I unironically want to /makeamericagreatagain/
>>52395295
p-put your dick in them
>>52395288
what's he promising?
>>52395321
>Incestlands
>>52395326
FREE everything
>>52395326
basically Canada 2.0
>>52395326
everything but anime
>>52395341
that's not good
do nigs love him?
all-star thread
>>52394817
>>52395354
too late
Ay senorita *sips in spanish*
>>52395361
I remember one time I cross posted in here and everyone thought it was the new /cum/ thread when it really wasnt
What do i jack off to tonight /cum/
I should learn how to dance 2bh.
It's literally the first step towards becoming a normie and getting a gf
>>52395360
>do nigs love him?
mmm I don't think he's getting a bunch of black support, mostly young SJW types.
nogs love Trump cause he's rich and flashy, and hillary because of Bill
>>52395454
surprise surprise
gay porn
>>52395431
The Mexican Federal Police
>>52395451
>they love Trump
that's amusing
>>52395454
>picture of a panda
for what purpose
>>52395466
Your favorite.
>>52395496
weebs are autistic and so are their memes
>>52395520
Im not gay
me gustaria vivir en sayulita
>>52395156
>liberal wants to sell himself as a socailist
kill me now
also i live in vermont
>>52395546
Neither am I
>>52395522
>to see about dat wall
black people are weird
posting this cos I posted it another board and it took me ages to edit
>be about 12
>have a best friend who i always stay up late with and listen to music with an earphone each in his bed
>never think of it to be gay in anyway
>we're staying up late cos I have the new 50 cent album and it's got a lot of absolute choons on it
>everyone else is asleep
>listening to 'I cant' on repeat because it's an absolute banger
>not really focused, just admiring 50s flow and gr8 instrumental
>suddenly out of nowhere he grabs my hand and puts it on his dick over his PJ bottoms
>he has a rock hard boner
>not sure what the fuck is going on but too shy and curious to tell him to stop
>hes moving my hand on his dick but not in a wanking kinda way, just feeling it up
>it gives me a rock hard boner too
>he looks around to make sure everyone else is asleep then whispers 'lets get under the cover"
>both get under and then pull our PJ bottoms down
>rub boners cos we're 12 year olds who go to an all boys boarding school and have no idea how sex or anything like that works, kek
>its like a star wars sword battle down there
>looking back now it's kinda hilarious looking back on it
>kinda hot at the time but i'm still not sure if i'm into it
>say we should stop and I get back into my bed
>listen to 21 questions and P.I.M.P. in a dazed and confused state then get some sleep
>wake up regretting it
>next day tell him he's gay and that I'm not
>he tells me he'd stab me in my sleep if I told anyone he was gay
>get scared every night until eventually my request to swap rooms goes through
>over the next ten years become uncomfortable around gays
>to the point where even last year a girl I was getting with wanted to go to a gay club and while she was in the toilet there a gay guy tried coming onto me and I just left her and went home and ignored her phone calls
It's weird listening to 50 cent now even, I still get memories of it but I'm 100% sure I'm not bi. It was just 2 young boys experimenting
>>52395546
We know.
You just enjoy cock.
>>52395565
>first search term every time is yaoi
>Im not gay
>>52395550
ooo I used to play basketball in high school ;s
>>52395576
desu i have the same thing when I listen to TI, it reminds me of being 10 and seeing porn for the first time
>mexicans dont know that rodes ice over in the north
>>52395576
I jerked off with some of my buds in middle school
Literally no attraction to men at all. The gay sex dreams at night and the yaoi mean nothing
>>52395602
I actually search "english" "yaoi"
>>52395672
>no attraction to men at all, I just search exclusively for male only pornography
>>52395672
>I jerked off with some of my buds in middle school
Apparently this is WAY more common than I knew.
Never had this experience
Holy shit what the fuck did I do
>just got back from a 3 month stay in Sweden
>have a small, tight group of best friends
>all straight but act kinda gay around each other in a joking way
>"no homo I'd suck a dick for pizza right now" stuff like that
>meet with them last night to drink and dick around
>apparently they made a new friend while I was away, a gay dude. No big deal
>comes over
>we all get pretty drunk
>somehow start talking about dicks a lot
>gay guy looks at me and keeps making subtle sex gestures towards me
>end up getting belligerent and say "no homo i'd suck a dick i'm not gay tho"
>go to room with gay guy
>unzips his pants
>really nice looking 8 inch cock, jelly to be honest
>kiss his balls and lick his dick
>suck it for like a minute and then run back out to the living room and go about the rest of the night like nothing happened
Fucking shit
>>52388699
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