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>you wake up in Paris
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What do?
>>52366780
>>52366847
crash rus plane :D:D
>>52366780
R O M A G Y P S I E S
>>52366780
Black up and collect welfare.
>build shack
>hunt rats and stray pets for food
>poo in public loo
>become millionaire working at starbucks because no expenses
burn it down
>Be Japanese
>wake up in Paris
>get Paris syndrome
>>52366780
I'm glad it still feels like home
>>52366780
>>you wake up in Norilsk
What do?
>>52367673
Mine minerals for motherland
>>52367673
Listen to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wcKbFcHa9o
on a loop
>>52366780
Where is this?
Fucking gypsies have to become good at pickpocketing if they don't want to live there.
>>52366780
Collect welfare
Move to the god tier-comfy city of Tours (ThisWillTriggerMuslimsville)
>>52366780
Take the next TGV back home
>>52366780
Cross the border to France, there are quite a lot of trains for that.
>>52366780
>>52366847
Fun fact: they act exactly like favelados
>>52368687
Jesus, gypsies are the most disgusting creatures on the planet. I hate the mudshit hordes, sure, but even they are better than the fucking gypsies.
>>52367673
I seriously want to visit that city. Can any Russians here detail how can I do that?
>>52370958
you're forgetting the Koreans
>>52374370
What's so bad about Koreans?
Yeah, they're more rude than the Japanese and they like to drink, but Koreans are also smart and hard-working
>>52374370
Are they really that bad?
>>52366780
>anything that has wheels must stay on the roof
why?
>>52374552
>>52374559
Beautiful, definitely first world Korea!
>>52374605
So it doesn't get stolen
>>52374370
Japs are exactly the same as Koreans
Why you can't stop hating each other when you're practically mirror images is beyond me
>>52374749
>Jap Jap Jap...
Kim Park Lee in Kiwii
>>52371186
It's a closed city, foreigners can't visit it
>>52374552
>>52374559
Yes, Koreans are exactly the same as niggers in western countries. They bring a high crime rate and parasitic on social security/social aid of our tax.
You wake up in London. What Do?
>>52380923
Explore.
>>52366780
Funfact
Paris has more Portuguese than the second largest Portuguese city.
>>52366780
> you wake up in Russia
>>52366780
>you wake up in Lodz
>>52371186
Try Chernobil instead
>You wake up in Moscow
>>52366780
get out
>>52368067
goos taste
>>52374552
Thanks bro.
>you wake up in sweden
>>52366780
>>52366847
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HORROR
>Wake up in New Zealand
>It is a pure glorious safe haven of excitement and wonder
>>52386070
Fall to my death.
>you wake up in Detroit
>>52366780
so this is first world?
>>52367673
we require more minerals
>>52396341
Begin gentrification
>>52396721
Gentrification has already begun. IIRC much of downtown Detroit is basically a hipster enclave, isolated from the ghetto.
>>52395975
underrated
>>52366780
http://www.crashonline.gr/%CF%83%CE%BF%CE%BA-%CF%83%CE%B5-%CF%80%CE%BF%CE%B9%CE%B1-%CF%80%CF%8C%CE%BB%CE%B7-%CE%BD%CE%BF%CE%BC%CE%AF%CE%B6%CE%B5%CF%84%CE%B5-%CF%8C%CF%84%CE%B9-%CE%B2%CF%81%CE%AF%CF%83%CE%BA%CE%B5%CF%84%CE%B1/
>you wake up
>>52399861
>>52399911
>>52399895
>you can't wake up
These look better than the gypo ghettos I've seen in rural Bulgaria.
I guess gypos see it that way too because they keep moving to France.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K22c_T4yc5U
>>52399999
I watched Hotel Paradise. They just weren't in Paris long enough. It takes them some time to cover their dwellings in garbage.
>>52366895
Wid no survibors :D:D
>>52367673
get cancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyD6nHETY04
this is how you deal with illegal houses
>>52399999
what a get and I didn't even put a cool pic :(
>>52394098
>You wake up in The Shire
>Live comfy Hobbit life
>>52366780
>>52366847
What the actual fuck? Is this true? Does this actually exist in France at all?
>you wake up in Periș
>>52399999
WHERE IS THE 52400000?
>>52400261
Probably exists in most Western European countries.
Sweden has some similar gypsy camps, although on a smaller scale.
>>52400261
Yea m8, if you have gypsies you get gethos like those.
>>52367673
>work for 12 hours per day
>find russian qt
>die happily at age 35 from various types of cancers
>>52366780
good thing i live in the jewish hipster part of town then
oh wait now it's a literal warzone haha
>>52400477
really?
>>52400501
yes
shit is about to go down one of these days
I always wondered why the french smell so bad.
>tfw europe has gypsies and immigrant shantytowns
>>52400534
>immigrant shantytowns
they live in camps
>>52366780
Go visit to Elfen Tower and Versal, then go Poland and then go Kaliningradskaya oblast.
>>52367673
>during the summer the average high is a toasty 60 degrees
>the average high during winter is -10 degrees
jesus fucking christ
>>52400534
>France has a mini-shantycountry within itself, now with an army
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS8PqMUMOrg
>>52400809
Wait, so what do they do if they get in the truck? Is the driver just gonna keep going? I'm confused.
>>52366780
>you wake up in greece what do ?
pls help
>>52402561
Most of them will be trying to get into the back to hide amongst whatever cargo the lorry is carrying or trying to get underneath it and hang onto the underside. I suspect all the rock throwing and road blocking is just to slow the vehicle down so their friends have the chance to hop on.
>>52400414
not in the uk
