U r hanging in the club with your gf, when this guy comes and slaps her ass....
What do?
Have in mind that its almost 2016, FOR FUCKS SAKE
I'd phone Weedman to smooth this misunderstanding out
>>52390895
I cower like the pathetic /pol/tard that I am and go tell /pol/ to provide emotional support and reassuring comics
>>52390895
>current year
>not having a bf
>>52390982
Stfu mudshit ill fuck u up kiddo
>>52390895
GF? I have a boyfriend. I mean come on, it's present time, current place, don't assume someone has a gf
>>52391048
Oh yeah? Well I am already fucked up so you'd be just fucking someone up for no reason and wasting time
>>52390982
Nice rare. Almost though you were Palestine.
>>52391198
Thanks Malaysia
>>52391198
>sudan
>rare
he's been posting here all week desu
>>52391102
Ur going down
>>52391102
i'd fuck you up after that muslim scholar.
>>52391577
I'd rather go down than up so I don't fall down and hurt myself
>>52391642
What if you're too fucked up to fuck me up?
>>52391704
The more fucked up i am the better i fuck you up.
>>52391774
What if you've exceeded the fucked up threshold and can't fuck yourself up enough to fuck me up?
>>52391102
Buddy I'll unfuck you up so bad you'll be fulfilled as a human being for the next 20 years of your life
>>52391810
I'll call my brother ;_;
>>52391865
Hang in there bro, if you're not fucked up you're fucked up in this world
>>52391845
What if being fucked up is the ultimate form of fulfillment for me?
>>52391901
Where did you go?
>>52391942
he was getting fucked up man
>>52391942
I got bored and went on an anti-Islamist posting spree on government forums and Facebook
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>>52391990
I hope you're not in Darfur then
>>52391990
HOLD ON! Are you fat Sudan poster or anti goverment Sudan poster?
>>52390895
Tell him i have a gun (even though I don't)
he will be so scared that he leaves
>>52390895
What's going to happen to him once 2015 is over? After 2016 comes about, all those times he said "Because it's 2015!" will be invalidated because it's no longer the current year.
Will he kill himself or will he declare on national television that his opinion is no longer worth anything because it's 2016?
>>52392057
Nah m8. I am legit 10 minutes away from the National Intelligence Headquarters
>>52392086
I am a fat anti-govt poster
>>52392133
He'll tell you we've made some progress since 2015 and it's 2016.
>>52392205
Go to the gym
>>52392238
>be american
>go to gym
>get shot
>>52392238
Too much social anxiety for that. Fuck that shit.
>>52392284
Americans would probably shoot themselves after a minute on the treadmill, those trigger-happy buffoons
>>52392326
dont fuckin respond 2me, okay???
>>52392407
(You)
(You)
(You)
>>52392437
>>52392437
>>52392580
(YOU)
(YOU)
(YOU)
>>52392611
>>>52367113
Show them your superior pyramids Sudan
>>52392691
Already there.
>>52392792
>>52392792
just shut the fuck up, jesus
>>52392881
(No)
>>52392917
Faggot
>>52393219
No u
>>52393240
???
>>52393740
r8 my doge, Abdul
>>52393852
Hopelessly and infectiously cute
Servile and dependent on you judging from that stance
Beautiful coat of fur
8.1/10
>>52394034
Thanks, kebabanon
>>52394096
Looks terribly cute in that one.
Also be careful of excessive caffeine consumption, it'll wreck your nerves.
>>52390895
I'd tell my gf's bf.
>>52394187
Ill try pham
>>52395511
Good luck and best of health, Bulgariabro!
>>52391289
>all week
>not all month
