Best ally edition
>>52379037
Hello there!
I'd forca her if you know what I mean
janny's gonna do his NUT
maisie
Christmas do was shit lads, they all just took the piss out of me
Came home and cried, not going to lie.
Hope you had a better night.
960, 970 or 980 and why?
>>52379063
Boa noite best ally
>>52379105
>JANNY
>>52379118
Most normies havent gone out yet senpai
>>52379037
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52379047
are you high?
>>52379037
t. Alberto Barbosa
Why do I always miss the signs until months later?
me in the middle
doing research
http://strawpoll.me/6311457
http://strawpoll.me/6311457
http://strawpoll.me/6311457
>>52379163
I'm on the second floor of my house so a bit higher then usual
>>52379037
t. Asserto Buttosa
>>52379213
ah okay
How do I become Instagram famous without having a sex change and pretending to post normal pictures but "conveniently" have my boobs poking in every shot?
I post really good images and videos, I use hashtags to get them noticed, but I only have a couple of followers and the most likes a photo has got is fucking 10.
I go through the discover section and all the people with hundreds of thousands of followers are all just slags posting their tits
>tfw the gf prolapses her arsehole and expects you to lick it
having a hunger
>>52379186
Which group participated in this meetup was this? Was it really /fa/ ?
>>52379186
they're all so badly dressed and fugly
really makes you think
having a think
>>52379197
does it count as private rent if i give me dad a few quid?
Beautiful!
>>52379186
is that dylan storm roof on the right
when the crowd say bo selecta-ta
>get shot
>>52379279
care of.
addicted to drugs
born too early and too dense to go into space lads
fucks sake
>>52379349
good lad
>>52379349
what ones
Can you post some slags to cheer me up please
feel like i'm losing control lads
i feel it coming back
Hey /brit/.
https://vimeo.com/55271963
>STATE YOUR NAME CUZ
>>52379373
>>52379349
not addicted just bored now because drugs replaced my interest for anything
>>52379037
Someone is going to (r)edit Alberto Barbosa's face on her I bet.
>>52379370
both of them
>>52379373
i think i'm going to be sick *retches*
>>52379438
nice
>>52379223
Help me
E
L
P
>>52379439
that fucking barbarian sat on the back of the sofa
>>52379186
>/brit/ meet up.jpg
>no girlfriend to get stoned with
>no friend to get stoned with
>>52379390
Alabama
was sat on the old thread until now! haha I'm so scatterbrained!
Listening to Jeff Lynne lads
gf put my cock in a chastity cage desu
watched star wars earlier i hate children so much
>>52379373
>>52379489
i'll be ur friend
>>52379488
you realise thats an aussie /fa/ meetup?
I always make sure to check the results page of stawpolls before I vote so I can make sure I vote for the most banterous or unique option
God does not exist
>>52379130
None of the above
>>52379439
me on the right
>>52379489
I know this feeling mate
Don't stress
>God does not exist
>>52379130
I would probably wait for the next releases now, even if you just end up buying a 980 anyway
>>52379500
>paying for porn
>>52379606
GET HIM JANNY!
I am an atheist
>>52379585
left is way hotter than right
dr pavel here AMA
What happened to the janny
is he ok?
>>52379645
>JANNY
>>52379606
She's hot as fuck, ik anon.
I wish she would sit on my face.
>>52379713
Can I come on the plane?
who can stop us
>>52379686
>Not liking natural blondes
>>52379737
wew
>spent exactly 100 posts watching the songs from the Buffy Musical episode
wish i was as cool as benicio del toro
odds stay here and shitpost
evens go play vidya
>>52379037
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52379799
dubs suck my willy
>>52379799
ALRIGHT MATE, BACK TO DOING WHAT YOU WERE ALREADY DOING
another shooting in america
when will they learn
>>52379767
you didnt deserve to win today T B H
Wish i had a real friend
>>52379606
nooo whys removed SHIT. anyone got a copy?
Starting to wonder if the Irish might've been right about the whole pope worship thing lads
>>52379816
trips suck mine
can trump really build a wall?? would be epin
song about yanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCkFSe3voRc
who /collar dresses/ here?
JANNY
>>52379830
I actually just got here :^)
>>52379864
Did you really get a new flag?
>>52379848
I'll always be your friend
>>52379833
the constitution is more important than a few shootings
>can trump really build a wall?? would be epin
>>52379882
fugg i had a good picture of kyary in a collar dress but cant find it
dubs and i wank
>>52379863
I deleted it myself
I took it from here: http://raqueljacob.com/
>>52379925
March 2016 we vote on it
bbc not reporting on the shooting. wtf
>>52379957
rolling for you
>>52379937
obviously not when comes to privacy. security trumps privacy and especially after 9/11.
>>52379985
what shooting
>>52379976
How are you voting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a83Z1d1_ERo
JAY WON STRICTLY LADS
>THE CITY OF KELLIE
the gf just faxed me this
>>52379942
bad lad xx
>>52380008
nvrmnd i was trolleled
think my m8s going to a house party tonight lads but lied to me about not going because hes going with his bird and his birds mates and they dont want me to come with them because i fucked one of his birds mates and she doesnt want a relationship with me
Watching inbetweeners movie
Bit gay that
business idea: start a pest control company then deploy bed bugs in hotels and peoples houses
>>52380046
>faxed
Is this the 90's?
>>52380079
turn up haha
>>52380112
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52380100
love it
>>52379882
does Cornwall ever wear a collar dress?
>>52380121
>everyone thinks my sister is really beautiful
>she knows she is
>has about six billion facebook friends/instagram followers
>got 2800 tinder matches despite living in the middle of nowhere
>started going out with some British guy
>meet him a few times, he's actually fun compared to most of the people she spends time with
>he cheated on her, dumped her, called her names to her face and made her cry
>she calls me (which she never does usually) and tells me all this shit
>instead of being angry towards him, I'm glad someone actually took her down a peg because she lives life on easy mode and has done for years
Am I bitter? I don't do bad for myself but she is a complete idiot who sails through life with no challenges whatsoever. When I was doing my conscription she was going to Milan with her friends to spend my dads money. I still love her, but its nice to see her challenged for once.
realised I was a virgin by choice the whole time since I lost it so easily and casually last night
>>52380112
signatures are against the rules x
the gf on her way to a fancy dress party
>>52380165
I don't think so
>>52380103
printers here all have fax and its surprisingly still commonly used
sent a couple today to friends myself
>>52380046
>"g"f
>>52379559
Bruised knees. Wew lad.
>>52380100
are you going to tent these houses and then infest them with bedbugs or are you going to infest them first and then start a company?
>>52380117
dont know where it is and dont have anyone to go with and even if i did itd be awkward as fuck
dont really blame my m8 for lying if he did i spose he was just trying to not make me feel bad
>>52380168
good she sounds like an immature cunt desu, you should tell her this
>>52380168
You are bitter, but how could you not be?
It's painful seeing people living life on easy mode when the only thing they did to get there was be born.
Business idea: /brit/ but with more black people
think i have herpes on my face. closest thing to sex i've had is wiping my face with the same face towel as my parents
>>52380207
don't think people would just let me tent their house
would have to break in and leave them or something
>>52380269
your parents have herpes
>>52380262
/usa/?
women don't have a clue
Business idea: /brit/ mass suicide
Downing a pint (have a method)
>>52380269
maybe you shared the same beer as a slutty friend.
>>52380309
you first
All things in life are questionable. Who are you to judge what is "good?" We're all human beings. I've just evolved past the need for empathy.
>the inbetweeners movie
>dem parents scene
cringe
should you go to the clinic every time you engage in sexual relations with a stranger?
lads...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3j_xlj9K08
was hoping that megan trainors career would die after that one song she did but she only got more popular
don't like her face or anything about her
Downing a method (have a pint)
>>52380309
are we some kind of cult now?
>>52380334
i think they advise it
>>52380334
Go if your dick stings
>>52380345
She became proper popular in America
It's weird
Having a method (down a pint)
>>52380392
>she became popular in a country filled with fatties
no surprises there
>>52380241
I'm doing better, which is why I'm hesitant to call myself bitter. I suppose I'm bitter over her course in life as opposed to the end product.
http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=3784747&page=2
>>52380392
probably because of muh curves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee3bld4lTG0
OOF
>>52380340
dont scare me like that lad
>>52380340
I don't wanna hear that shit. You obviously just trying to fuck with my head anyway.
voices singing let's be jolly
Imagine life as a cold war spy lads. Doing your bit for Queen and country against the commies.
Islamic terrorism just isn't the same.
>>52380504
imagine jamming your willy down issy's throat
>>52380457
>>52380458
battyboys
Cardiff beat the Pirates in rugby today lads
just put an ultra cheeky £100 on leicester and palace getting top 4
>>52380605
tears
lads im getting a new watch for crimbo and was just thinking about giving my current watch to my brother as his christmas present. does that make it seem like i cba to get him anything or is it a decent idea? 2bh i could sell the watch for about 50 quid which is more than id usually spend on him.
>>52380504
Yeah that would be really cool. But today I guess it's about scaring / charming international super duper hackers instead. They likely smell really bad and you would have a hard time making them socialize at all. Where's the fun in that?
things were going relatively smoothly till late 2014
it was a bit bumpy but overall tolerable through this year
but now I believe that things have taken place recently that will only lead me to my downfall
my life will begin to go so very wrong soon I imagine
>>52380589
did the man grasp the other man
did he hold the egg
>>52380589
cardiff are shite
>>52380605
>and palace
>>52380504
who is this girl
wots the craic lads?
>>52380605
mug
What do you think of Erik Satie lads? The gnosiennes. Too spooky for me:
https://youtu.be/IUAF3abGY2M
>>52380694
Stacy Anderson
post christmas slags
>>52380504
Imagine life as a Turkish S'pahi, doing your bit for the Sultan and the Devleti and pillaging industrious Attica with your fellow men at arms. You end up enslaving the population but one specimen sticks out and you intend to keep her on the newly gifted estate on seaside Epirus offered by the Sultan for your hard work on disrupting peace and stability in the region
>>52380605
>palace
would quite like to rest my head on heavens door lads
>>52380697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SGDHfcZVOg
>>52380756
>gif
>not animated
have a word with yourself
>>52380605
hows it going pardew
>>52380675
They are, it was a terrible game t b h
>>52380727
link
>>52380633
yeah but you don't want the hassle of selling it. so you just want to palm it off on your bother. it's a bit lazy 2bh. sell the watch and use the money to buy him something if you think you can sell it for that much.
>>52380697
it separates your arse cheeks
>>52380757
you should get yourself a one way trip to heaven
>>52380719
>coat looks really cool on guy in the pictures
>order it
>look like a pleb because not a 6'4 model
>>52380757
Why, what's up?
just unironically got this text lads
>>52380818
going to church tomorrow so hopefully when my time comes i will
>>52380786
good m8 got a couple of slappers coming round in a bit
>>52380809
I don't have it, sorry.
>PAKIS
>>52376870
>>52376974
No it doesn't
Fuck off paki
>>52380835
?????????????
>>52380852
sounds bang tidy
>>52380763
>Amerishoots
>>52380823
I would to meet kyary and rest my head on her
>>52380852
you gonna come manage arsenal once wonga finally kicks the bucket yeah pards?
>he uses a BLAADY DAABLE
want to visit turkmenistan
>>52380818
that's a good example of what modern spying is about. thanks for showing us.
>>52380933
nah going into the england job to win us WC 2018
>>52380926
Me too, she's a proper cutie
love seeing Newcastle suffer
>>52380969
stupid swedecuck cant even reply to the right person
causing mischief
doing a watch of match of the day
>>52381058
likewise
Urination
>>52381058
did the men kick the balls?
>>52381058
*trumpet starts playing*
young nigga play with keys like a typewriter
all i want for christmas it (you)s
wew
https://youtu.be/avtZJKydB-E?t=27
lost my phone the other night and my m8 thought i got mugged so he sent a text to me saying "I know who you are boys youre in trouble!!!!!" and i just got it now that i switched my number over to my new phone literally almost pissed myself with laughter kinda endearing in a way knowing i have a friend that will do dumb shit like that for me though i spose
>dog walking level
>Hey There Delilah starts playing
>>52381095
can i give you a golden shower
52381124
fuck off paki
>>52381058
might watch it in the morning instead
STILL AT THE STADIUM
@52381124
rasheeds dont get to celebrate christmas
got my hand down my trousers
>>52381124
That's my gimmick fucking fuck off
>>52381102
this is too much m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exjgZ-a399o
>>52381096
>did the men kick the balls?
>>52381144
kek
>>52381159
what are you doing with it?
>>52381154
did you wish for a new mattress as a present lad?
>>52381131
Fuck that
Urination For the Nation
>>52381199
nothing at the moment
@52381181
this post is awful in every sense
@52381201
no i had a mattress protector so i just gave it a very good wash
its comfier then ever desu
might be sick on it more
>>52381180
doing a listen now
ferg has some chooons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U6BWrO1dWM
>>52381255
living the dream
haven't fed my ball python in 2 weeks lads aha
it's getting some mice for dinner today tho
>>52381210
Urination Station
>>52381037
Man you're making me so mad at them dutchies right now. ;)
Sicario was very good lads
Very very good
>>52381131
https://youtu.be/wC1JEn_cucg?t=2m38s
let me hear you say its bananas
frank ocean
