Emilia edition
>emilia
>acting
>>52373932
SO
She's still better than Maisie
facking hell lad
the jannys going to give you a right smacked bottom
Reminder that Mosley was right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NqG2lAojNQ
>previous thread is on 124 posts
Nope
>>52373149
>>52373149
>>52373149
maisie
>>52374508
>the janny
Is she 100 % white? I don't know why, but she looks like 1/3 black or something
>>52375383
She is 100% white
very bored :x
worried about sarah on corrie lads
>>52375383
She's had Seth McFarlane's cock in her. She'ss 50% Jew now
lads
maisie
>>52373869
Isn't she actually a pig disgusting fatty?
stefanie
>>52376169
lol
Gimmick idea: posting with an Irish flag
>>52376204
>Stefanie Joosten literally mocapped all of Quiet's sexual poses
I turned down an invitiation to a Christmas party from a qt girl I like at work because of my social awkwardness and self-loathing. I am deliberately destroying my good relationship with her to distance myself from any possibilty of falling in love with her and being hurt by possible rejection or failure.
>>52376214
shit gimmick
>northerners being proud of their disgusting accents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqkAxW7xCxo
good
>>52376258
gf just sent me this lads
>>52376245
>the Beauty/Beast actresses in MGS4 did all their mo-cap nude at Kojima's insistence
>>52376258
m8 just stop..
>>52376258
man the fuck up cunt
I wish janny was here
>>52376299
Legendary
>>52376258
tell her you changed your mind and would like to go
you still have a chane x
>>52376348
same
got some new shoes for work lads
what do you think?
>>52376214
dont like it
>>52376373
dapper
cat just about ripped my tit offf
rina
>>52376258
literally grow a pair you faggot
>>52376412
pics
>>52376294
Is she mocking you for having an asian fetish?
got the shits
>>52376356
He is a human-integration experiment
Kyary
>>52376279
giz a vocaroo you poof
>>52376483
>suitably erotic REX model
I guess Sally has a flamethrower dick
>>52376373
Look dumb as shit mate, gets some brogues
Doing a comfy
00s kerrang choons on instasync if anyones up for it
>>52376367
>>52376309
>>52376304
>>52376284
I can't change. I recognise this pattern of behaviour but I'm just helpless to stop doing it over and over again in my life. I'm helpless. It's like I'm a robot which can't change its programming.
>>52376258
You did good. Saved yourself from future broken heart
>>52376485
what about her?
I want to taste british cock so bad
>>52376483
>>52376527
>P4Rgaming
They played us like a damn fiddle
I'm now so obese, when I sit down I can rest my head on the deposit of fat that build up round my lower neck/upper back
>>52376596
t. alberto balbosa
>>52376169
where are her tits?
someone explain the alberto barbosa meme to me
>>52376596
bit gay desu
>>52376596
Por quê?
>>52376564
iktf all too well, that's why I gave you a little hug
and now a cheeky squeeze
>>52376544
prefer loafers to brogues but thanks for your input
>>52376636
>tfw no portuguese bf
>>52376459
haha yep. or she loves korean pop. or she is korean and the guy is retarded for posting her face online in a place as weird as this. or someone just took the photo from random place on the internet and is LYING TO US.
But that could not be the case. People never lie on the internet. Right?
Watching the dingo stole my baby film.
Sam Neil is a God among men.
>>52376676
nice push-up
>>52376591
She's a very special lady
>>52376692
>girlfriendugal
hows the gf situation going lads?
can't find my penknife
do you lads know where it is
>>52376661
Never trust a man in slip on shoes.
>>52376740
why do you come here gypo? are you getting used to english for when you move here?
>>52376553
I'm watching the same thing at the exact same scene.. spoopy
well it wasn't so much an epic tweeest but it could be construed as such
what a hack
dumb indian prick
>>52376738
>special
As in mentally impaired?
>>52376575
yes this guy is wise. instead of going directly for her make moves on her ugly friend to make her jealous and then date her afterwards. she should not think she is too special, that's never good - at least not too early.
/ Sven - Licensed dating consultant
>>52376643
Some Aussie brought his A-game banter and typed 't. Alberto Barbosa' in a Portuguese thread, Portugal gets a lot of shit on /int/ because of their low quality of life and some shit to do with Moors, so people edit graphs and shit to make them worse than Africa
Need to fuck Sara's perfect pink pussy
>>52376770
I can but I won't
I'll finish my year here and continue my studies in Romania and work there
>>52376755
Going on a year, she's a qt eurasian and we are very much in love :-)
>>52376786
As in the light of my life
>>52376767
Can't buy kids penknives and cap guns these days, let alone let them explore the great outdoors alone. Social services and the police step in.
Anyone else left wing but anti-immigration?
>>52376845
sound like a national socialist tbqh m8
and no
>>52376845
>>52376773
Wew
Are you my cat?
Good film so far Tbh
>>52376767
You probably forgot it inside after your last wank session mate. Don't worry, will probably come out with the nigger wursts next time.
>>52376839
>>52376845
ye. I'm fiscally right, but socially left (besides immigration, and I hate extreme PC liberals/SJWs)
>>52376845
so pretty much Labour under Corbyn
>>52376902
yes
*does a meow*
>>52376845
I'm right wing but pro immigration
>>52376845
I'm right wing and OK with Ashkenazi Jews, Gujarati Indians, Lebanese and Iranians. If you're going to be a benefits leech don't bother coming.
>>52376596
yeah get some of that fish and chip cockmeat down neck lad
>>52376553
only shallow faggots and autistic creeps have cats
dogs are real companions who will stick with you through thick and thin regardless of the consequences
>>52376919
What
>>52376870
>and no
*walks towards you*
>>52376845
nothing liberal about political correctness and hippie progressive pro-immigration bullshit
censorship and the decaying quality of life for the native population is regressive and the whole "liberal" agenda is used to push further political concessions of the middle class, further driving the wealth inequality and the say corporations have in politics
>>52376939
What if I have both a dog and a cat?
>>52376845
t. Hitler
>>52376919
HAHAHAHAHAH
Why are British girls all ugly and/or fat?
>>52376919
But corbyn doesn't believe in borders, he is beyond pro-immigration
marina
>>52376959
*turns 360 degrees and walks away*
>>52376958
fuck off yank
>>52376939
>arguing about cats and dogs and which one is better
wew lad, feel like i'm in the playground during year 4 again
>>52376987
nice taqiyaa
MR. KOJIMA PLS STOP
>reading books from a screen
>>52376996
what about her?
>>52376920
Shut the fuck up I'm trying to watch
*literally fucking LAUNCHES you across the room*
>>52376800
then why the fuck is "WE WUZ KINGS N SHIET" going alongside the alberto barbosa meme
>hello I'm a socialist
>>52377051
nothing, just want to hug her
Yeah yeah yeah I'm still about
>>52377034
>implying that idea isn't genius
>>52376959
Cannot tell if that is a really dark tanned white girl or she is a dark half-caste.
>>52377058
rude x
>>52376919
>leafs in charge of foreign politics
>>52376928
>Gujarati Indians
I'm curious, why? Is it because they make shrewd businessmen?
t. 2nd generation Bengali Hindu Indian
>>52377076
communism is completely different to socialism you ignorant fucking mutt
the only reason she hasn't texted me today is because she's driving home
Surprisingly warm winter
>>52377076
Nothing wrong with socialism as long as there isn't the paki paedos coming in
>>52377085
Imagine what it's like to feel her breasts squashed against your chest whilst she's hugging you ... hhnnnngggg
>>52376939
I had 2 dogs but they recently died of cancer + old age so suck a fart out my arse
>hello I'm an ancap
>>52376971
when shit goes south you'll know which one stood by your side the whole time and which one scarpered the moment it was in danger
because
I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS
>>52377155
>ywn cuddle your head in her soft bosom on a cold winter night
sounds the comfiest thing ever
>>52377102
clearly the former you mong
>>52377124
>communism is completely different to socialism
it just so happens that the two are always on the same page
>>52377109
We need more successful business people.
>>52377131
we should never have taken the black water out the ground
>>52377199
what a lad
>>52377063
Like I said, something about the Portugese getting cucked by the moorish people
>>52377159
lel. randians are mentally ill 2bh
>>52376928
>>52377109
Half Gujarati here. We are known as the Jews of India because we're hard-working, entrepreneurial social climbers.
A lot of us came from east Africa in the 60s because we were persecuted by jealous nig nogs
waheyyyyyy
>>52377199
>that could be one of my posts
>David Cameron might have actually read a post about me scratching my weenus
getting butterflies desu
>>52377203
Sure, but Gujaratis are super cheap, conniving, and aren't decent people until they've assimilated. But yeah they know how to make money.
>>52377247
u guys r vegetarian baka
>>52377275
wahey wahay 10 hours HD
>>52377247
>Half Gujarati here
>us
>we
wew
>>52377155
yeah, must be really nice being a girl lesbian since girls are allowed to hug like that all the time lol.
>>52377275
SEXIST FUCKING SHIT DELETE THIS
I'm a Nazi but I'm not racist
Checkmate communists
THIS IS HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER
>>52377330
N O
O
>>52377166
dogs literally only like their owners coz they feed them lmao
Girl on tinder called "Meme" lads. She's a minger tho :\
>>52377354
I got a new pr bench listening to that song yesterday
>>52377275
mulieres in ecclesiis taceant desu
>>52377351
*forces your head*
>>52377324
Yep
>>52377275
*hyperventilates*
P-problem..problematic
>>52377302
Only my grandmother takes vegetarianism seriously, the rest of us eat meat. Except on Diwali. It's more of a cultural thing than a religious one
>>52377323
I don't really know the other side of my family because they live in NI and my mother was appalling at keeping in contact with them
>>52377383
you mean cats, that's literally cats, what you described there
>>52377247
What's the other half?
everything seems REALLY boring tonight
>>52377371
W E W
They look like plastic
>>52377302
Thrift and austerity are good values to have.
possibly my last ever post with an italian flag
*buys you a drink*
>>52377425
N Irish
>>52377488
I'll take a cosmo please
>>52377488
awwwwwwwwwwww, thanks
>>52377488
Why thank you sir
How's your night going?
>literally christmas eve in two days
>couldn't give a toss
so this...is the power....of being in your mid 20s....
woah....
>>52377475
Being austere is appropriate for describing Gujaratis, but c'mon. Loosen up a bit and relax. Be nice for once
What the fuck was Carl Fogarty doing on Pointless earlier today
>>52377539
>not looking forward to a couple of cheeky four days weeks
>Americans think Sunday is the first day of the week
>>52377487
*witnesses the moment*
>>52377488
Yes, officer, this is the man who tried to DRUG me and RAPE me
@@52377539
>christmas eve
>2 days
lvl 30 woodcutting lads, willows here i come waheeeyyy
>>52377487
history in the making :(
>>52377544
He won I'm a celeb, probably doing the rounds on some gameshows
if you're not watching the darts rn you're not british.
absolute BASED banter against Whitlock
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
lads
just gonna post this very very short lived gimmick I had going for a while earlier in the year
memories haha
>>52377519
i'd rather be a paki than a taig.
>>52377604
proud of (You)
Alright back the fuck off or I will rickroll you
>>52377236
Nope. It's something blacks say. "We used to be kings too" (in Africa). And also that all theory about egyptians being black. That part has to do with this. That character u see it's from Age of Empires. A famous king in the now Mali region. That had a lotta gold. But, for what I read, it has something to do with Portugal, in the game, or mistaken. I dunno, don't play the game.
t. Alberto Barbosa was before all this. People were sayin this for a long time, and to non-portugese as well. But it all come together in recent weeks.
>>52377620
darts is surprisingly fun to watch
>>52377620
>having sky
I'm not fucking paying a ridiculous amount of money to watch TV.
Only plebs on benefits have sky.
Some Mexican drug dealers just got absolutely operated on lads, so sick
Fucking great film
>>52377669
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52377669
>>52377669
t. Alberto Memeosa
Just letting you all know that I'm a proud American
>>52377691
2 1
>>52377669
Yeah mate I understand the we wuz kings shit but I was explaining how it was connected to the t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52377674
been meaning to get into it desu, heard it's a bit like wrestling in the sense there's a lot of colourful personalities
>>52377690
Sicariio?
Got that in the backlog
shouldn't expect a message from her today, she's still on the road and it's texting and driving is dangerous
DO THEY KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AT ALL
![RrjpbG9E[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/c4Y11FR.jpg "RrjpbG9E[1].jpg")
>stick music on shuffle
>The Message starts playing
gonna be a good night
>>52377772
yeah, keep telling yourself that
>>52377770
It's fucking great so far, 1080p rip just went up on KAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y_JkdFuOTA
>Discussing refugee crisis at work
>Three women harping on about how we should have open borders and let people move freely
>They are all nodding and agreeing
>almost every other sentence contains "those poor kids"
I interject
>Hey, you know that around 70% of those "refugees" are adult males
>Silence and blank expressions
>One replies
>No they're not, I have seen the news, there's so many women and children
>I tell her of course that's what you see on the news, that's how the media works, they are pulling on your heart strings while negating the facts
>They all laugh and call me crazy, stupid, a nutter etc
>I get the statistics up on my phone, from three different sources, saying that the majority are men
>I show them countless photos of hords of men with barely any women and children to be seen
>Two look surprised, one is visibly pissed off
>She says SO WHAT IF THEY ARE MEN, THEY ARE COMING FROM A WARZONE, YOU'RE A MAN TOO!
>I tell her that the vast majority of them are not coming from war zones, just third world countries in the middle east and north Africa
>She laughs again and tells me I'm stupid again
>I get out my phone and ask if she wants proof
>She launches in to me, saying I am a xenophobic asshole and I have no compassion
This went on for the entire lunch break. I ended up saying that open borders is a ridiculous idea, and a massive security threat, mention Muslim extremists and ISIS plants among refugees. She is now fuming, calls me a vile racist, I remind her Islam is not a race, and the refugees are various ethnicities. She ends on calling me scum and looks to the other women for support, they both look away.
Job done, I think. Totally insufferable bitch. Been waiting for an opportunity to make her look like the twat that she is.
/blog
Need a good film to watch lads.
Preferably not some holywood action blockbuster and preferably set in Europe.
Thank you in anticipation.
>>52377383
do you only love your mother cause she merely fed you as a child?
you realize dogs are extremely social 'pack' animals and as such develop strong emotional bonds with the other members of their pack? cats are solitary (they're social to a point, but not in any remotely inter-dependent or amicable way), therefore obviously don't ... cause they don't need to be (just like their pathetic owners)
>>52374510
light those storms up my boys
>>52377843
Better get to the job seekers lad, get a head start.
>>52377843
>discussing politics with women
m8...
>>52377850
In Bruges
>>52377757
Alright m8.
@52377843
do you expect me to read all that shite
fuck off
>>52377843
>discussing politics at work
One of my co-workers told me he was a communist and I thought he was joking and burst out laughing.
He wasn't joking. It was a bit awks 2bh
>HRH The Princess Eugenie
>>52377843
>asshole
should have told that yank to fuck off desu
>>52377856
i dont love my mother but you obvo love urs from the way you go on ;0
>>52377843
wow you bloody big racist
you should feel ashamed of yourself, i hope she's ok
>>52377850
grand budapest hotel la
>>52377737
>muh heritage
just fuck off you worthless murifat cunt
>>52377952
>discussing politics at work
i think its fine so long as youre vague and light-hearted
but obviously never with a woman
Why is it everytime I take my wifes daughter to the football theres always an old guy who is obviously needing social, contact because his wife died or hates him, beside me?
>>52377907
Are you genuinely upset? You need thicker skin Al
>my wifes daughter
>>52378007
i had this happen to me in a pub yesterday
lols
>>52378007
AHAHAHA
LE WIFE'S DAUGHTER????????????????????
LE KEK
*REACTION IMAGE*
>>52377988
VERY GOOD FILM
CHAWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJwaKcZ8LcA
>>52377843
You will probably get a disciplinary for bullying lad.
I got pulled into a meeting with my manager because the cunt that's supposed to be training me (girl around my age) purported that I was rude to her. My misdemeanours consisted of cutting across her as she was speaking (apparently) and "asking too many questions".
Women are fucking ridiculous.
>>52377904
Seen it already mate but cheers anyway.
>>52377988
I'll look into it. Cheers pal.
>>52378064
trolled :^)
>>52377843
i hope you remembered to tip your fedora to them and wish them a good day afterwards you supreme gentleman
was out with me mates last night lads but secretly the whole time i was wishing i was at home watching anime desu
>>52378007
The word you're looking for is stepdaughter ya cretin juggernaut
>>Discussing refugee crisis at work
>>Three women harping on about how we should have open borders and let people move freely
>>They are all nodding and agreeing
>>almost every other sentence contains "those poor kids"
>I interject
>>Hey, you know that around 70% of those "refugees" are adult males
>>Silence and blank expressions
>>One replies
>>No they're not, I have seen the news, there's so many women and children
>>I tell her of course that's what you see on the news, that's how the media works, they are pulling on your heart strings while negating the facts
>>They all laugh and call me crazy, stupid, a nutter etc
>>I get the statistics up on my phone, from three different sources, saying that the majority are men
>>I show them countless photos of hords of men with barely any women and children to be seen
>>Two look surprised, one is visibly pissed off
>>She says SO WHAT IF THEY ARE MEN, THEY ARE COMING FROM A WARZONE, YOU'RE A MAN TOO!
>>I tell her that the vast majority of them are not coming from war zones, just third world countries in the middle east and north Africa
>>She laughs again and tells me I'm stupid again
>>I get out my phone and ask if she wants proof
>>She launches in to me, saying I am a xenophobic asshole and I have no compassion
>
>This went on for the entire lunch break. I ended up saying that open borders is a ridiculous idea, and a massive security threat, mention Muslim extremists and ISIS plants among refugees. She is now fuming, calls me a vile racist, I remind her Islam is not a race, and the refugees are various ethnicities. She ends on calling me scum and looks to the other women for support, they both look away.
>
>Job done, I think. Totally insufferable bitch. Been waiting for an opportunity to make her look like the twat that she is.
>
>/blog
fucking boiling hot
getting really worked up
need a release
someone get over here so i can fuck your arse
>>52377974
can see now why you're a cat-lover
would you abandon your cat (assuming you have one) if you suddenly had to move house?
fuCKING SKY CUNTS STOP FUCKING WITH MY CONNECTION
/brit/ LITERALLY took 5 years to load
>>52378186
MOTHERWELL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRXNREFuXz0
Could a British person please give me an opinion on this tune from my country
fucking roasting some twat lads haha
on a barm tonight
>>52378240
>my country
are you a feather indian?
>>52378032
upset? fuck no.
how did u come to that?
there's a little area next to my chair that's hidden completely so I just chuck all my rubbish in there and clear it out once a month or so
just looking in there now, I can see the following:
-empty M&S orange juice bottle x3
-empty cheese & onion walkers packet x2
-empty fruitella packet
-empty wrigley's extra packet
-half-empty tube of BBQ pringles (too far gone to eat)
-used cum sock x2
-squeaky dog toy
thanks for reading
>>52378240
Hmm, very Celtic sounding, I despise it.
>>52378314
bit grim
New Mexico has a really pleasant aesthetic
the small low rise houses and desert where everything is biege
>>52377879
>>52378095
I doubt there will be reprecussions. I know my boss, and am friends with him, and I know he agrees with me on the subject.
>>52377903
As a rule I generally don't but I couldn't help myself today.
>>52378240
alri
>>52378349
a fucking leaf
