Kyary
cara
claiming this edition for Ed Miliband
Ed Miliband edition
fuck off poms
poo
maisie
>>52382497
Ahmed's qt3.14 sure is looking nice in her traditonal cuck clothes.
just broke my nose
might top myself
>>52382638
with nobody else to help you?
its hopeless totally hopeless
>when you can't decide what insta filter to stick on your photo
Err I don't have an appropriate reaction image so just imagine one x
just lost a few teeth
>>52382573
You mad bro?
Uh, yo, I said tell me what you mad fo'
Uh, you mad bro?
Uh, yo, I said tell me what you mad fo'
Uh, you mad bro?
Uh, yo, I said tell me what you mad fo'
I said tell me what you mad fo'
You mad bro?
>>52382633
that was a bit silly
>>52382703
>>52382633
you in a fight
>>52382703
good lad
just lost a finger
>>52382703
Fuck off you literal 12 year old child, I'll have you know I've reported your post to the proper authorities as this is an over 18 website.
>>52382707
>>52382713
>>52382717
>>52382726
>>52382784
trolled. i havent really done any of those things
>>52382703
Do you remember the last place you had them? They're always in the last place you look
>>52382796
delete this
>>52382497
me cojo a esa y a sus viejas, piratas botones
>>52382796
>>52382796
nice damage control
>>52382750
well you should watch where you be stickin' it.
>>52382569
>tfw no jgf
what did he mean by this?
>>52382946
Who is this man?
>>52382946
Class Pic Kev!!
>>52382978
my mum
>>52382842
>>52382814
>>52382861
>>52382988
Waheyy
Classic m8
>>52382998
Stomme chineespaler.
>>52371831
>>52371831
>>52371831
Feel free to contribute lads
who /downtonabbey/ here
>tfw no daisy gf
Lel
denim jacket should be here monday lads x
Get wrecked Essex
>>52383149
baka senpai
forgot to get toilet paper again and i've just had a shit
what do lads
serious quandary
lads......... . . ........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gk5uVrvQzk
Cracking tune lads
>>52383094
just opened to this and showed it to my dog, he just started at the picture for a bit
>>52383185
Bible
>>52383185
paper
>>52383185
If you still have the cardboard roll, rip it in half and wipe with it.
>>52383185
You probably got mugged of your papers. HA HA HA. Got MUGGED, you get it?
>>52383149
ESSEX MENTIONED
>>52383213
>>52383277
>>52383302
>>52383332
left it too long and it started getting hard
im fucked lads
thanks for trying
>>52383185
have a shower
>>52383185
Another troll am i right haha
just punched a brick in half
>>52383185
Blast your boi pucc with the shower head lad, I do it all the time
>>52383365
Shower
i cry every day
>>52383365
have a shower/bath
>>52383365
bet you reek
>>52383408
I feel the need to cry every day but I suppress it and pretend my life is worth living.
In the direct center of a shit lads
>>52383365
Spit on the cardboard then. Learn to think on your toes lad.
17 C in kent today
>>52383453
>hips to waist ratio
>zettai ryouki
willy is hard
>>52383453
does it have a willy
>>52383489
bit cold out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4
fun fact: this song is actually about me
>>52382839
A tua mãe é um homem
>>52383538
kentish weather
>>52383538
irish weather
my uncle can get me a comfy job after i graduate lads but theres one problem - its in glasgow and im from southern england
>tfw no DJ Khaled bf
I done weed and lived to tell the tale
AMA
>>52383389
gtfo daniel-san.
>>52383582
whats the problem
>>52383612
cross
>>52383575
sun is out though
I'm still in love with her after all these years and she doesn't even know me lads
anyone else want to talk about their problems??
>>52383582
you'll get stabbed
>>52383630
erm its actually pitch black?
>>52383623
will probably get speared by plastic paddies for being a tory
me and the gf
>At what age did you move out from your parents home again, Anon?
>>52383646
sure la
no one is giving me any (You)s
:^(
>>52383630
hopefully it'll....warm up a bit
>>52383453
this is jellybeannose?
Nearly got ran over while walking on a country road today lads. The cunt in the car actually blamed me even though I was doing nothing wrong. Fucking hell people need to learn the laws
>>52383690
>haven't yet
>29
>on my way home now from dublin
What did he mean by this?
>>52383582
don't go
>>52383714
Did u tell him that hitting people with cars is illegal?
>>52383646
I asked her out knowing she'd reject me, because a rejection is better than not asking and I could move on. 8 months later, still obsessed.
>>52383690
>cider
fuck off filthy sket
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
join lads
>>52383690
>tfw housing market is so fucked here that it's not uncommon to be at your parents for ages
reeee
>>52383690
i was 25. who are you? do you have a willy?
>>52383582
>my uncle can get me a comfy job
I know this feel. Currently working as an aircraft mechanic in a rural-ish area on the West Coast. Really fucking comfy in the spring/summer and pays well because [spoiler]I live by myself[/spoiler]
I literally started a day after I got my certifications because my Uncle works there.
What's the best song every written lads? I reckon it might be Hallelujah.
>>52383743
hah, you beat me to it.
>>52383804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pt9SKXIVX8
>>52383804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIHusZEIwio
I got you senpai
>>52383582
what does it pay lad?
>>52383804
probably fuck kevin durant by lil b
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBQ2mjkvYY8
I'm here
>>52383714
Was it dark? Were you wearing anything reflective? Was there a path or were you walking in the road?
>>52383582
Hang around Rangers Supporters then lol
Wow /mu/ is fucking shit
Aleisha > Amanda
Tbh
>>52383804
The last movement of Bach's Die Kunst der Fuge, Contrapunctus XIV, is the single greatest piece of music ever achieved.
It goes beyond the conventional sense of human emotion and penetrates the very soul of ones being, its emotional spectrum multifaceted and unrivaled.
>>52383863
Good post
>>52383924
No it isn't
gave me the game and i ran with it
took all the pain and i ran with it
took all the fame and i ran with it
took a few losses and i ran with it
>>52384046
were they yours to take?
>>52383984
I couldnt handle it im never going back desu
Tripfags everywhere and everybody gets so butthurt at everything
Wouldn't it be nice, lads?
TO MUCH VODKA
>>52383804
it's this one lad
https://youtu.be/qnFVMkTWaBw
>>52384128
yeah
In 23 minutes I turn 30. Please wish me a happy birthday, /brit/. I hate to be that one special snowflake but fuck I feel low as shit right now.
Lea Seydoux is absolutely beautiful lads
Made Spectre worth watching tbqh
>>52384144
Happy birthday
>>52384144
Are you a wizard?
>walking to uni
>put headphones in
>play ITAOTS
>realise im surrounded by plebs who have no appreciation for art
>i'm the only one spiritually connected to the universe
>fuck my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tv-R8JN7Go
chooner
>>52384144
you gonna be a wizard senpai?
>>52384144
*outstretches arms* *smiles sweetly* come here la
>>52383804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eppW-k7lQXQ
prepare to ascend
>>52384187
>>52384201
yes
>>52384144
At midnight, can you magic me up a gf?
>>52384144
Is your mana flowing?
>>52384144
iktf
>>52384144
>>52384235
happy birthday mate
what are you going to do with your new-found powers?
>>52384235
congrats m8 you made it
>>52384268
I'll search the wizard archives for a painless suicide spell
>>52384144
Have a good one mate :)
>>52384235
wtf lad just get a hooker ay
>>52384296
http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B003S5HPH0/
it even comes in a fun colour
bit hungry lads, what should I make?
>>52384304
>>52384186
>>52384213
cheers lads
suicide goes down during war. partly because people who might have killed themselves are able to dispense with negative feelings on an external target.
>>52384371
>You purchased this item on 9 Oct 2014.
>View this order
wew
Asked out this girl i like lads and she said yes. Her name is Mugi.
>>52384371
>"Arrives before Christmas!"
>>52384144
Dreading the day I turn 30, hope I'll die before then
which part of the UK has the most attractive girls on average?
>>52384452
that's not a name lad
got 2 bad bitches in the back rollin doobies
>>52384452
good lad
maybe you could go for a real girl next
how often do you contemplate suicide lads
>>52384545
my house most nights haha
(not really i'm actually sad and alone haha)
just had a class wank lads
you should have been there
>>52384602
when i am on the drink
>tfw your Marina folder hits 150 images
wahheeyyy
>>52384371
Why do they want to ban things that might be used for self deliverance? No desperate person is going to go oh, the helium has been diluted, I'll just keep on living. They'll try and kill themselves via a more painful method, and have a higher chance of fucking it up and being a vegetable or cripple. A man has no greater right than to his own body and life.
>>52384576
No im more of a 2d guy desu
just had an upper class wank chaps
one should have been there
desu, cornwall
kernow bys vyken, kons
>>52384602
i entertain the idea every day 2bh but never actually weigh it up seriously
>>52384235
wanna go for a pint?
Need a vidya to play lads
>>52384639
>150
i have 650
>>52384637
i sometimes come up with elaborate plans with dates for when I'm going to kill myself when I'm drunk, and then sober up and realise I'm a fucking coward
Good lad
>>52384639
>tfw your annie folder has 844 images
>tfw remember all the good times I had with mates on GTA SA: Multiplayer
Punctured bicycle
on a hillside desolate
will nature make a man of me yet?
>>52384619
Twist: I was
Unironically just said something ironic lads haha
>>52384704
i'd fucking love to lad
>>52384602
Literally every day for the past 6-7 years. I've read some practical books on it, 5 Last Acts by Docker, Final Exit by Humphry, Guide to a Humane Self-Chosen Death, and Suicide & Attempted Suicide by Geo Stone. I'm pretty confident that a heroin overdose is my preferred method, followed by hanging.
![skynews.img.1200.745[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eI2tlsf.jpg "skynews.img.1200.745[1].jpg")
>>52384720
killing them with what?
>Tfw only 220 photos in my drake folder
>>52384771
wheres your local
>>52383453
sauce desu?
>>52384781
Kindness
reminder
just had a working class wank geezers
u shoodv bin there
560 files in my anime folder, but they're categorized by source.
>>52384720
Plot twist: this is real
>>52384545
cornwall
no chavs or minorities
>>52384783
>tfw 1gb qt folder
suicide when
>>52384828
>>52384781
softly with his song
>>52384868
he said girls
>>52384545
ESSEX
>>52384834
are you making fun of me
the only reason she hasn't texted me is that after her long drive home she was too tired to do anything but sleep
>The Honorable Elijah Muhammad told us of a giant Motherplane that is made like the universe, spheres within spheres. White people call them unidentified flying objects (UFOs). Ezekiel, in the Old Testament, saw a wheel that looked like a cloud by day but a pillar of fire by night. The Hon. Elijah Muhammad said that that wheel was built on the island of Nippon, which is now called Japan, by some of the original scientists. It took 15 billion dollars in gold at that time to build it. It is made of the toughest steel. America does not yet know the composition of the steel used to make an instrument like it. It is a circular plane, and the Bible says that it never makes turns. Because of its circular nature it can stop and travel in all directions at speeds of thousands of miles per hour. He said there are 1,500 small wheels in this mother wheel which is a half mile by a half mile (800 by 800 m). This Mother Wheel is like a small human built planet. Each one of these small planes carry three bombs.
really makes you think
Lads, why does this missed opportunity with a qt sting so fucking bad? Can't get it out of my head lately.
>>52384945
This gimmick is horrible.
>yanks
>>52384945
no its because she went straight to bed with rasheed in tow
>>52384981
Regret is the human condition lad
>tfw your anime folder hit 20,000 images over a year ago
Anyone looking forward to new episode of Sherlock on new years day?
>>52384945
kill yourself youre pathetic
>>52384545
probably the place where all poshoes live like home counties, surrey maybe
>>52385047
not really
sherlock is shit
>>52384945
If she likes you, she'll text you. Why're you nerds so worried.
feeling a bit under the weather lads
anyone wanna come take my temperature and make me some soup?
>>52385077
Not really m8
Solid programme tbqh
>>52385056
i'm from surrey, can confirm
they said there'll be snow at christmas
they said there'll be peace on earth
but instead it just kept on raining
a veil of tears for the virgin birth
>>52384951
Yakub (sometimes spelled Yacub or Yakob) is, according to the Nation of Islam (NOI), a black scientist who lived "6,600 years ago" and was responsible for creating the white race to be a "race of devils". He is said to have done this through a form of selective breeding referred to as "grafting", while living on the island of Patmos.
>>52385005
>>52385008
>>52385051
stay jelly haters
>mfw she texts me tomorrow
>>52383914
Not him but I was best man at my mates wedding a few months back. I got blackout drunk and tried to walk the entire 12 miles home from the venue at 2am piss drunk in a navy blue suit. Needless to say I got run over, destroyed the suit. Cabbie got out and asked to take me to the hospital, I just said himme a free ride home and we'll call it quits haha
what a mong aye
all i've got is the rectal thermometer
>>52385103
Why would I want to go to a desert filled with criminals and spiders?
>inb4 "shit little island full of niggers and drunks"
going to the movies with a girl on monday what do?
SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY PLEASE
I've done it lads. Just hit the big 30 and I've never put my willy in a fanny before.
2016 may officially be the year I off myself.
>>52385103
*holds up the thermometer*
Don't open your mouth lad, we're using the other end today ;)
>>52384905
MENTIONED
>>52385152
youve been posting about this bint for months you probably havent even kissed her let alone got close to getting your dick wet you silly cunt
>>52385185
>tfw 28
i'll be right there with you lad
>>52385185
yolo am i right?
>>52385183
benis in bagina
metro boomin want some more nigga
>>52385185
Wizard
>>52385185
happy birthday big man x
>>52384144
happy birtday
![Claudio_Yacob-496847[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/f7R1wgP.jpg "Claudio_Yacob-496847[1].jpg")
>>52385150
Hang on...Yacub...black scientist...pure evil...
thoughts lads?
>>52385185
literally laughed out loud at this post. at least theres that mate x
got a first date with my gf tomorrow :)
Just bought a 4chan pass lmfao
>>52384144
happy birthday
>>52385215
in the theater?
>>52385185
Happy birthday mate
>>52385124
do they look like this
>>52384903
girls can be chavs and minorities you bellend
>>52385171
uncalled for iah (in all honesty)
you need to reevaluate your approach to conversations because this is why you have no friends
>>52385195
it's called being a gentleman; you ought to try it sometime.
>>52385248
Doxxed
>>52385185
give us a synopsis of your life so far
>put christmas songs on shuffle
>2000 miles starts playing
nob off
>>52385185
Happy birthday and congratulations you are now a being of unimaginable power.
>>52385183
Do the pop corn dick trick
>>52385248
good lad
>>52385150
This is genuinely what the "we wuz kings" niggers believe.
It's hilarious.
>it's called being a gentleman; you ought to try it sometime.
>>52385077
>sherlock is shit
then why is the phrase 'no shit sherlock' lad?
>>52382946
Honestly, who is this man? >>52382978
>>52385326
The mercenary. The walketta man.
>>52385283
its called being in the friend zone you fucking retard top kek
>>52385185
I think I'll spend a day trying out my new powers when I become a wizard and then do myself in.
![JvyVQQ9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6SZsUFB.jpg "JvyVQQ9[1].jpg")
>>52385307
it's all falling into place
>>52385260
Don't think that's a good idea, lad.
>tfw there are thousands of songs out there that you would fucking love
>but you'd never find any of them, they'd stay there, undiscovered for the rest of your life
shit lads
