[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y / ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo

/brit/


Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 75

File: 7728857.jpg (251KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
7728857.jpg
251KB, 600x400px
>>
File: kyary-15.jpg (140KB, 500x667px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
kyary-15.jpg
140KB, 500x667px
Kyary
>>
File: gf cara edition.jpg (809KB, 818x1050px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
gf cara edition.jpg
809KB, 818x1050px
cara
>>
File: Do It For Her.jpg (492KB, 1400x1000px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Do It For Her.jpg
492KB, 1400x1000px
>>
claiming this edition for Ed Miliband

Ed Miliband edition
>>
fuck off poms
>>
poo
>>
maisie
>>
>>52382497
Ahmed's qt3.14 sure is looking nice in her traditonal cuck clothes.
>>
just broke my nose
>>
might top myself
>>
>>52382638
with nobody else to help you?
>>
its hopeless totally hopeless
>>
>when you can't decide what insta filter to stick on your photo

Err I don't have an appropriate reaction image so just imagine one x
>>
just lost a few teeth
>>
>>52382633
y
>>
>>52382573

You mad bro?
Uh, yo, I said tell me what you mad fo'
Uh, you mad bro?
Uh, yo, I said tell me what you mad fo'
Uh, you mad bro?
Uh, yo, I said tell me what you mad fo'
I said tell me what you mad fo'
You mad bro?
>>
>>52382633
that was a bit silly
>>
>>52382703
>>52382633
you in a fight
>>
>>52382703
good lad
>>
just lost a finger
>>
>>52382703
Fuck off you literal 12 year old child, I'll have you know I've reported your post to the proper authorities as this is an over 18 website.
>>
>>52382707
>>52382713
>>52382717
>>52382726
>>52382784
trolled. i havent really done any of those things
>>
>>52382703
Do you remember the last place you had them? They're always in the last place you look
>>
>>52382796
delete this
>>
File: 1430083958753.jpg (201KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1430083958753.jpg
201KB, 1024x768px
>>52382497
me cojo a esa y a sus viejas, piratas botones
>>
File: pepe very very angry.png (73KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
pepe very very angry.png
73KB, 250x250px
>>52382796
>>
>>52382796
nice damage control
>>
>>52382750
well you should watch where you be stickin' it.
>>
File: Milliwalk.jpg (107KB, 540x960px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Milliwalk.jpg
107KB, 540x960px
>>52382569
>>
>>
>tfw no jgf
>>
File: lisicki.jpg (66KB, 952x953px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
lisicki.jpg
66KB, 952x953px
what did he mean by this?
>>
>>52382946
Who is this man?
>>
>>52382946
Class Pic Kev!!
>>
>>52382978
my mum
>>
File: u-mad-bro-again.jpg (11KB, 552x360px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
u-mad-bro-again.jpg
11KB, 552x360px
>>52382842
>>52382814
>>52382861
>>
>>52382988
Waheyy

Classic m8
>>
>>52382998
Stomme chineespaler.
>>
>>52371831
>>52371831
>>52371831

Feel free to contribute lads
>>
who /downtonabbey/ here

>tfw no daisy gf
>>
File: image.jpg (113KB, 640x597px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
113KB, 640x597px
Lel
>>
denim jacket should be here monday lads x
>>
Get wrecked Essex
>>
>>52383149
baka senpai
>>
forgot to get toilet paper again and i've just had a shit

what do lads

serious quandary
>>
lads......... . . ........
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gk5uVrvQzk

Cracking tune lads
>>
>>52383094
just opened to this and showed it to my dog, he just started at the picture for a bit
>>
>>52383185
Bible
>>
>>52383185
paper
>>
>>52383185
If you still have the cardboard roll, rip it in half and wipe with it.
>>
>>52383185
You probably got mugged of your papers. HA HA HA. Got MUGGED, you get it?
>>
>>52383149
ESSEX MENTIONED
>>
>>52383213
>>52383277
>>52383302
>>52383332
left it too long and it started getting hard

im fucked lads

thanks for trying
>>
>>52383185
have a shower
>>
>>52383185
Another troll am i right haha
>>
just punched a brick in half
>>
>>52383185
Blast your boi pucc with the shower head lad, I do it all the time
>>
>>52383365
Shower
>>
i cry every day
>>
>>52383365
have a shower/bath
>>
File: jellybean.webm (3MB, 746x646px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
jellybean.webm
3MB, 746x646px
>>
File: 293233.jpg (48KB, 450x450px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
293233.jpg
48KB, 450x450px
>>52383365
bet you reek
>>
>>52383408
I feel the need to cry every day but I suppress it and pretend my life is worth living.
>>
In the direct center of a shit lads
>>
>>52383365
Spit on the cardboard then. Learn to think on your toes lad.
>>
17 C in kent today
>>
>>52383453
>hips to waist ratio
>zettai ryouki
willy is hard
>>
>>52383453
does it have a willy
>>
>>52383489
bit cold out
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4
fun fact: this song is actually about me
>>
>>52382839
A tua mãe é um homem
>>
>>52383538
kentish weather
>>
>>52383538
irish weather
>>
my uncle can get me a comfy job after i graduate lads but theres one problem - its in glasgow and im from southern england
>>
>tfw no DJ Khaled bf
>>
I done weed and lived to tell the tale
AMA
>>
>>52383389
gtfo daniel-san.
>>
>>52383582
whats the problem

>>52383612
cross
>>
>>52383575
sun is out though
>>
I'm still in love with her after all these years and she doesn't even know me lads

anyone else want to talk about their problems??
>>
>>52383582
you'll get stabbed
>>
>>52383630
erm its actually pitch black?
>>
>>52383623
will probably get speared by plastic paddies for being a tory
>>
me and the gf
>>
File: 1446904727504.jpg (1MB, 4211x2800px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1446904727504.jpg
1MB, 4211x2800px
>At what age did you move out from your parents home again, Anon?
>>
>>52383646
sure la
no one is giving me any (You)s
:^(
>>
>>52383630
hopefully it'll....warm up a bit
>>
>>52383453
this is jellybeannose?
>>
Nearly got ran over while walking on a country road today lads. The cunt in the car actually blamed me even though I was doing nothing wrong. Fucking hell people need to learn the laws
>>
>>52383690
>haven't yet
>29
>>
File: cold out.jpg (108KB, 930x888px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
cold out.jpg
108KB, 930x888px
>on my way home now from dublin

What did he mean by this?
>>
>>52383582
don't go
>>
>>52383714
Did u tell him that hitting people with cars is illegal?
>>
>>52383646

I asked her out knowing she'd reject me, because a rejection is better than not asking and I could move on. 8 months later, still obsessed.
>>
>>52383690
>cider
fuck off filthy sket
>>
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
http://instasync.com/r/bucks

join lads
>>
>>52383690
>tfw housing market is so fucked here that it's not uncommon to be at your parents for ages

reeee
>>
>>52383690
i was 25. who are you? do you have a willy?
>>
>>52383690
25
>>
>>52383582
>my uncle can get me a comfy job

I know this feel. Currently working as an aircraft mechanic in a rural-ish area on the West Coast. Really fucking comfy in the spring/summer and pays well because [spoiler]I live by myself[/spoiler]

I literally started a day after I got my certifications because my Uncle works there.
>>
>>52383690
17
>>
What's the best song every written lads? I reckon it might be Hallelujah.
>>
>>52383743
hah, you beat me to it.
>>
>>52383804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pt9SKXIVX8
>>
>>52383804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIHusZEIwio

I got you senpai
>>
>>52383582
what does it pay lad?
>>
>>52383804
probably fuck kevin durant by lil b

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBQ2mjkvYY8
>>
I'm here
>>
>>52383714
Was it dark? Were you wearing anything reflective? Was there a path or were you walking in the road?
>>
>>52383582
Hang around Rangers Supporters then lol
>>
Wow /mu/ is fucking shit
>>
Aleisha > Amanda

Tbh
>>
>>52383804

The last movement of Bach's Die Kunst der Fuge, Contrapunctus XIV, is the single greatest piece of music ever achieved.

It goes beyond the conventional sense of human emotion and penetrates the very soul of ones being, its emotional spectrum multifaceted and unrivaled.
>>
File: 1447261024567.gif (2MB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1447261024567.gif
2MB, 320x240px
>>52383863
Good post
>>
>>52383924
No it isn't
>>
>>52383712
ye
>>
File: .jpg (371KB, 2048x2048px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
.jpg
371KB, 2048x2048px
>>
gave me the game and i ran with it

took all the pain and i ran with it

took all the fame and i ran with it

took a few losses and i ran with it
>>
>>52384046
were they yours to take?
>>
>>52383984
I couldnt handle it im never going back desu
Tripfags everywhere and everybody gets so butthurt at everything
>>
Wouldn't it be nice, lads?
>>
TO MUCH VODKA
>>
>>52383804
it's this one lad
https://youtu.be/qnFVMkTWaBw
>>
>>52384128
yeah
>>
File: 1441875915978.jpg (128KB, 358x350px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1441875915978.jpg
128KB, 358x350px
In 23 minutes I turn 30. Please wish me a happy birthday, /brit/. I hate to be that one special snowflake but fuck I feel low as shit right now.
>>
Lea Seydoux is absolutely beautiful lads

Made Spectre worth watching tbqh
>>
File: card.png (398KB, 550x600px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
card.png
398KB, 550x600px
>>52384144
Happy birthday
>>
>>52384144
Are you a wizard?
>>
>walking to uni
>put headphones in
>play ITAOTS
>realise im surrounded by plebs who have no appreciation for art
>i'm the only one spiritually connected to the universe
>fuck my life
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tv-R8JN7Go
chooner
>>
>>52384144
you gonna be a wizard senpai?
>>
>>52384144
*outstretches arms* *smiles sweetly* come here la
>>
>>52383804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eppW-k7lQXQ
prepare to ascend
>>
File: 1448796079268.jpg (44KB, 297x508px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1448796079268.jpg
44KB, 297x508px
>>52384187
>>52384201
yes
>>
>>52384144
At midnight, can you magic me up a gf?
>>
>>52384144
Is your mana flowing?
>>
File: 1450383135430.gif (1MB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1450383135430.gif
1MB, 500x281px
>>52384144
iktf
>>
>>52384144
>>52384235
happy birthday mate
what are you going to do with your new-found powers?
>>
>>52384235
congrats m8 you made it
>>
>>52384268
I'll search the wizard archives for a painless suicide spell
>>
>>52384144
Have a good one mate :)
>>
>>52384235
wtf lad just get a hooker ay
>>
>>52384296
http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B003S5HPH0/
it even comes in a fun colour
>>
File: momojokbal.webm (250KB, 248x268px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
momojokbal.webm
250KB, 248x268px
bit hungry lads, what should I make?
>>
File: 1434246942887.jpg (56KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1434246942887.jpg
56KB, 600x450px
>>
>>52384304
>>52384186
>>52384213
cheers lads
>>
suicide goes down during war. partly because people who might have killed themselves are able to dispense with negative feelings on an external target.
>>
File: pepe happy.jpg (70KB, 400x388px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
pepe happy.jpg
70KB, 400x388px
>>52384371
>You purchased this item on 9 Oct 2014.
>View this order

wew
>>
Asked out this girl i like lads and she said yes. Her name is Mugi.
>>
>>52384371
>"Arrives before Christmas!"
>>
>>52384144

Dreading the day I turn 30, hope I'll die before then
>>
which part of the UK has the most attractive girls on average?
>>
>>52384452
that's not a name lad
>>
got 2 bad bitches in the back rollin doobies
>>
>>52384452
good lad
maybe you could go for a real girl next
>>
how often do you contemplate suicide lads
>>
>>52384545
my house most nights haha
(not really i'm actually sad and alone haha)
>>
just had a class wank lads

you should have been there
>>
>>52384602
when i am on the drink
>>
File: 1450540416529.jpg (102KB, 500x749px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1450540416529.jpg
102KB, 500x749px
>tfw your Marina folder hits 150 images
wahheeyyy
>>
>>52384371

Why do they want to ban things that might be used for self deliverance? No desperate person is going to go oh, the helium has been diluted, I'll just keep on living. They'll try and kill themselves via a more painful method, and have a higher chance of fucking it up and being a vegetable or cripple. A man has no greater right than to his own body and life.
>>
>>52384576
No im more of a 2d guy desu
>>
just had an upper class wank chaps

one should have been there
>>
desu, cornwall
kernow bys vyken, kons
>>
>>52384602
i entertain the idea every day 2bh but never actually weigh it up seriously
>>
>>52384235
wanna go for a pint?
>>
Need a vidya to play lads
>>
File: yanks out.gif (2MB, 390x219px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
yanks out.gif
2MB, 390x219px
>>52384639
>150

i have 650
>>
>>52384637
i sometimes come up with elaborate plans with dates for when I'm going to kill myself when I'm drunk, and then sober up and realise I'm a fucking coward
>>
File: image.jpg (111KB, 720x824px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
image.jpg
111KB, 720x824px
Good lad
>>
File: 1359752160975.jpg (189KB, 1024x683px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1359752160975.jpg
189KB, 1024x683px
>>52384639
>tfw your annie folder has 844 images
>>
>tfw remember all the good times I had with mates on GTA SA: Multiplayer
>>
File: 1387055801964.png (137KB, 399x536px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1387055801964.png
137KB, 399x536px
Punctured bicycle
on a hillside desolate
will nature make a man of me yet?
>>
File: 1415515817877.png (127KB, 356x333px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1415515817877.png
127KB, 356x333px
>>52384619
Twist: I was
>>
Unironically just said something ironic lads haha
>>
>>52384704
i'd fucking love to lad
>>
File: Suicide (1).jpg (75KB, 600x388px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Suicide (1).jpg
75KB, 600x388px
>>52384602

Literally every day for the past 6-7 years. I've read some practical books on it, 5 Last Acts by Docker, Final Exit by Humphry, Guide to a Humane Self-Chosen Death, and Suicide & Attempted Suicide by Geo Stone. I'm pretty confident that a heroin overdose is my preferred method, followed by hanging.
>>
>>52384720
killing them with what?
>>
>Tfw only 220 photos in my drake folder
>>
>>52384771
wheres your local
>>
>>52383453
sauce desu?
>>
>>52384781
Kindness
>>
File: 1424548010205.jpg (102KB, 537x350px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1424548010205.jpg
102KB, 537x350px
reminder
>>
just had a working class wank geezers

u shoodv bin there
>>
560 files in my anime folder, but they're categorized by source.
>>
>>52384720
Plot twist: this is real
>>
>>52384545
cornwall
no chavs or minorities
>>
File: clarice.jpg (153KB, 470x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
clarice.jpg
153KB, 470x720px
>>52384783
>tfw 1gb qt folder
suicide when
>>
File: 1427916640388.jpg (14KB, 236x354px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1427916640388.jpg
14KB, 236x354px
>>52384828
>>
>>52384781
softly with his song
>>
>>52384868
he said girls
>>
>>52384545
ESSEX
>>
>>52384834
are you making fun of me
>>
the only reason she hasn't texted me is that after her long drive home she was too tired to do anything but sleep
>>
File: 1448048131330.jpg (47KB, 500x333px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1448048131330.jpg
47KB, 500x333px
>The Honorable Elijah Muhammad told us of a giant Motherplane that is made like the universe, spheres within spheres. White people call them unidentified flying objects (UFOs). Ezekiel, in the Old Testament, saw a wheel that looked like a cloud by day but a pillar of fire by night. The Hon. Elijah Muhammad said that that wheel was built on the island of Nippon, which is now called Japan, by some of the original scientists. It took 15 billion dollars in gold at that time to build it. It is made of the toughest steel. America does not yet know the composition of the steel used to make an instrument like it. It is a circular plane, and the Bible says that it never makes turns. Because of its circular nature it can stop and travel in all directions at speeds of thousands of miles per hour. He said there are 1,500 small wheels in this mother wheel which is a half mile by a half mile (800 by 800 m). This Mother Wheel is like a small human built planet. Each one of these small planes carry three bombs.

really makes you think
>>
Lads, why does this missed opportunity with a qt sting so fucking bad? Can't get it out of my head lately.
>>
>>52384945
This gimmick is horrible.
>yanks
>>
>>52384945
no its because she went straight to bed with rasheed in tow
>>
>>52384981
Regret is the human condition lad
>>
File: 1428795476521.jpg (10KB, 234x250px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1428795476521.jpg
10KB, 234x250px
>tfw your anime folder hit 20,000 images over a year ago
>>
Anyone looking forward to new episode of Sherlock on new years day?
>>
>>52384945
kill yourself youre pathetic
>>
>>52384545
probably the place where all poshoes live like home counties, surrey maybe
>>
>>52385047
not really
sherlock is shit
>>
>>52384945
If she likes you, she'll text you. Why're you nerds so worried.
>>
feeling a bit under the weather lads

anyone wanna come take my temperature and make me some soup?
>>
>>52385077
Not really m8
Solid programme tbqh
>>
>>52385056
i'm from surrey, can confirm
>>
File: 1426702390875.png (48KB, 400x389px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1426702390875.png
48KB, 400x389px
they said there'll be snow at christmas
they said there'll be peace on earth
but instead it just kept on raining
a veil of tears for the virgin birth
>>
>>52384951

Yakub (sometimes spelled Yacub or Yakob) is, according to the Nation of Islam (NOI), a black scientist who lived "6,600 years ago" and was responsible for creating the white race to be a "race of devils". He is said to have done this through a form of selective breeding referred to as "grafting", while living on the island of Patmos.
>>
File: SmugP.png (22KB, 200x194px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
SmugP.png
22KB, 200x194px
>>52385005
>>52385008
>>52385051
stay jelly haters
>mfw she texts me tomorrow
>>
>>52383914
Not him but I was best man at my mates wedding a few months back. I got blackout drunk and tried to walk the entire 12 miles home from the venue at 2am piss drunk in a navy blue suit. Needless to say I got run over, destroyed the suit. Cabbie got out and asked to take me to the hospital, I just said himme a free ride home and we'll call it quits haha

what a mong aye
>>
all i've got is the rectal thermometer
>>
>>52385103
Why would I want to go to a desert filled with criminals and spiders?
>inb4 "shit little island full of niggers and drunks"
>>
going to the movies with a girl on monday what do?
SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY PLEASE
>>
File: 1426491841922.png (177KB, 370x359px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1426491841922.png
177KB, 370x359px
I've done it lads. Just hit the big 30 and I've never put my willy in a fanny before.

2016 may officially be the year I off myself.
>>
>>52385103
*holds up the thermometer*
Don't open your mouth lad, we're using the other end today ;)
>>
>>52384905
MENTIONED
>>
>>52385152
youve been posting about this bint for months you probably havent even kissed her let alone got close to getting your dick wet you silly cunt
>>
>>52385185
>tfw 28
i'll be right there with you lad
>>
>>52385185
yolo am i right?
>>
>>52385183
benis in bagina
>>
metro boomin want some more nigga
>>
>>52385185
Wizard
>>
>>52385185
happy birthday big man x
>>
File: 5riz1R1 - Imgur.png (362KB, 922x1134px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
5riz1R1 - Imgur.png
362KB, 922x1134px
>>52384144
happy birtday
>>
>>52385150
Hang on...Yacub...black scientist...pure evil...
>>
thoughts lads?
>>
>>52385185
literally laughed out loud at this post. at least theres that mate x
>>
got a first date with my gf tomorrow :)
>>
Just bought a 4chan pass lmfao
>>
>>52384144
happy birthday
>>
>>52385215
in the theater?
>>
>>52385185
Happy birthday mate
>>
File: IMG_1319.jpg (2MB, 2592x1936px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
IMG_1319.jpg
2MB, 2592x1936px
>>52385124
do they look like this
>>
>>52384903
girls can be chavs and minorities you bellend
>>
>>52385171
uncalled for iah (in all honesty)

you need to reevaluate your approach to conversations because this is why you have no friends
>>
>>52385195
it's called being a gentleman; you ought to try it sometime.
>>
>>52385248
Doxxed
>>
>>52385185
give us a synopsis of your life so far
>>
>put christmas songs on shuffle
>2000 miles starts playing

nob off
>>
>>52385185
Happy birthday and congratulations you are now a being of unimaginable power.
>>
>>52385183
Do the pop corn dick trick
>>
>>52385248
good lad
>>
File: Yakub.jpg (20KB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Yakub.jpg
20KB, 320x320px
>>52385150
This is genuinely what the "we wuz kings" niggers believe.

It's hilarious.
>>
File: 1439478497323.jpg (1MB, 1381x1911px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1439478497323.jpg
1MB, 1381x1911px
>it's called being a gentleman; you ought to try it sometime.
>>
>>52385077
>sherlock is shit
then why is the phrase 'no shit sherlock' lad?
>>
>>52382946
Honestly, who is this man? >>52382978
>>
>>52385326
The mercenary. The walketta man.
>>
>>52385283
its called being in the friend zone you fucking retard top kek
>>
>>52385185
I think I'll spend a day trying out my new powers when I become a wizard and then do myself in.
>>
File: JvyVQQ9[1].jpg (35KB, 497x427px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
JvyVQQ9[1].jpg
35KB, 497x427px
>>52385307
it's all falling into place
>>
>>52385260
Don't think that's a good idea, lad.
>>
File: 1439879192624.jpg (35KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1439879192624.jpg
35KB, 600x450px
>tfw there are thousands of songs out there that you would fucking love
>but you'd never find any of them, they'd stay there, undiscovered for the rest of your life

shit lads
>>
>>52385394
here's one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00AgJMoKlCI
>>
>>52385183
see star wars
>>
dunno what I was thinking buying a horse cock dildo, it's far too big, it's ridiculous
>>
>>52385185
so are you unbelievably ugly or you just never tried? it's so easy to get sex these days it's ridiculous

full disclosure: i've never had sex either though
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1AD1_sMTiQ
choon desu
>>
>>52385345
Really? Fucking really, you little shit?
>>
>>52385394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1s3ugUIlBw
>>
>>52385185
happy birthday m8
>>
File: wewuzdubsnsheit.jpg (58KB, 232x345px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
wewuzdubsnsheit.jpg
58KB, 232x345px
check em
>>
>>52385440
she wants to see the krampus
>>
>>52385284
I don't get it

How am I going to get doxxed
>>
bored lads

what should i do

porn is blocked
>>
File: wiEZ665.jpg (237KB, 1100x1650px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
wiEZ665.jpg
237KB, 1100x1650px
Finally got some time to myself lads. What should I wank to?
>>
ARE YOU HANGING UP A STOCKING ON YOUR WALL
>>
>>52385438
>milo
>>>/tumblr/
>>
was thinking at work today lads, do you reckon in the future our phones will be integrated into our minds?

as in like instead of having a phone we just like think then some HUD comes up and only we can see it, or you could listen to music by just thinking about it and only you could hear it. was thinking this today while standing around at work, how great it would be, because id just stand there and shitpost and listen to music while looking like im just standing there haha what am i like x
>>
File: czechem republic.gif (3KB, 452x302px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
czechem republic.gif
3KB, 452x302px
>>52385494
>>
>>52385504
Use Tor to watch porn
>>
>>52385506
My d1ck
>>
>>52385183
get shot
>>
>>52385506
pornography
>>
>>52385504
watch anime instead
>>
>>52385394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1uJjm_uuFw
>>
>>52385537
>Tor

lol

no thanks NSA
>>
>>52385514
>work on a saturday

wat
>>
>>52385514
well considering the smartphone industry is worth over a trillion dollars a year and relies on plebes """"upgrading"""" their handset every 2 months I doubt that highly
>>
>>52383690
16
>>
>well considering the smartphone industry is worth over a trillion dollars a year and relies on plebes """"upgrading"""" their handset every 2 months I doubt that highly
>>
>>52385561
rap lad?
>>
>>52385579
>plebes
it's pronounced PLEBS holy fucking shit
>>
>>52385538
i'm not a gay

>>52385553
i cant decide what kind though!!! that's why i asked all of you!!!
>>
>>52385534
>gif
fuck off
>>
>>52385514
i think there is going to be some sort of revolution at some point regarding data and its uses. plus, smart phone companies engineer in designed obsolescence so i doubt it will be anything permanent like that.

2bh i would never want a chip in my head that plays music and tells people where i am all the time.
>>
Man I feel like rotten shit. Fucking hell.
>>
>>52385619
confirmed for not having listened to the song
>>
File: 1443375603036.jpg (39KB, 540x405px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1443375603036.jpg
39KB, 540x405px
Anyone do this

>find a song
>don't really care about it, nothing special
>revisit it some time later, listen to it a few times
>suddenly you love it
>>
>>52385571
load of extra christmas shifts knocking about so just taking them because im not doing anything else may as well earn money

>>52385579
yeah but theyd just come up with some shit to upgrade in your mind, youd be like an android
>>
File: Noddy-Holder.jpg (36KB, 615x409px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
Noddy-Holder.jpg
36KB, 615x409px
IT'S
>>
>>52385619
that's not me but i'm here
>>
>>52385667
I'm asking if you're the rap lad you crackhead shit
>>
been a busy day today lads
>>
>>52385670
you found a hook
>>
>20th december
>still haven't got most of my christmas presents

waheyyy
>>
File: 1449075783194.png (98KB, 240x228px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1449075783194.png
98KB, 240x228px
Post Bradley
>>
>>52385718
what did you do
>>
>>52385720
a what
>>
>>52385685
THE CURRENT YEAR
>>
File: 1443380986406.jpg (51KB, 500x665px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1443380986406.jpg
51KB, 500x665px
heard from a very very reliable source that heaven is real lads

very concerning
>>
>>52385718
I wish I had busy days. All I ever do anymore is sit.
>>
>>52385734
the shelves will be EMPTY
>>
>>52385789
have no idea what i should be buying people desu
>>
>>52385758
it works both ways

they engineer songs to appeal to the listener
but we can find mood for the song
>>
>>52384434
and maybe also because they voluntarily fuck up during combat and become easy targets?
>>
>>52385756
went shopping with my family then we had a christmas dinner with my grandparents and then we watched motd and now im tired
>>
File: IrYPEU8.png (336KB, 460x821px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
IrYPEU8.png
336KB, 460x821px
nearly new years eve
>>
>>52385848
prime /brit/posting time
>>
>Theater in North Carolina casts their first black Cinderella

progressive

http://nytlive.nytimes.com/womenintheworld/2015/12/19/theater-in-north-carolina-casts-their-first-black-cinderella/
>>
File: bradderz.jpg (15KB, 254x308px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
bradderz.jpg
15KB, 254x308px
>>52385755
>>
It's getting cold, isn't it?
>>
>>52385848
going up to london for 2 days with the lads x
>>
>>52385848
is this supposed to be pathetic?
tell me what you think would astonish your ancestors more? fireworks or computers
>>
>>52385837
are you 10
>>
>>52385822
what
>>
>>52385879
Been 16 degrees today lad
>>
>>52384645
It's totally hopeless trying to make it impossible. You could always steal a car and kill yourself with it. Or jump off a bridge. They gonna stop building bridges and cars too?
>>
>>52385879
irish weather
>>
File: 1449774470596.png (471KB, 526x696px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1449774470596.png
471KB, 526x696px
>is this supposed to be pathetic?
>tell me what you think would astonish your ancestors more? fireworks or computers
>>
>>52385898
what
>>
File: chavs-350x350.jpg (41KB, 350x350px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
chavs-350x350.jpg
41KB, 350x350px
>>52385883
Have fun mate
>>
>>52385889
who mentioned ancestors lad hahaha
>>
>>52385927
hate it
>>
>>52384720
I actually laughed a bit at this because it had such a bizarre plot twist. You expect them to talk them out of dying and not just the by themselves part.
>>
>>52385927
sun is out though
>>
lived in london all my life and never went to watch the fireworks
>>
>>52385947
me
>>
wish I was in a room with you all right now, would easily kick all of your heads in
>>
>>52384781
his mind
>>
File: 1312452975101.jpg (58KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1312452975101.jpg
58KB, 300x300px
>i am a christian
>>
>>52385927
what is this meme
>>
>>52385992
i'm too tall for you to do that
>>
So tired. So tired. But on the other hand, had a nice meal. Look, all gone. All gone.
>>
>>52386010
>>
>>52385992
you would break your foot on my steel skull
>>
>>52385891
29 mate
>>
doing a prolapse
>>
File: 1449091848505.jpg (117KB, 1210x1517px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1449091848505.jpg
117KB, 1210x1517px
marina
a
r
i
n
a
>>
>>52385940
Do chavs even exist anymore? Were they just a fleeting combination of class, fashion and lifestyle? I live in London and I don't really see them anymore. When I think of underclass I think of blacks and muslims instead of chavs now
>>
need a new dp for my whatsapp lads, my one is getting old now

has to be something low res like this >>52386004 and sort of funny
>>
>>52384932
clearly your life has some value if you can still make other people feel good.
>>
>>52385958
haha yeh
>>
>>52386010
on my way home now from dublin
>>
absolute B A N G E R lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BNKmVmfdAo
>>
File: frog.jpg (10KB, 236x236px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
frog.jpg
10KB, 236x236px
>>52386046
>>
>>52386043
You see a lot of them around where I live, but that's to be expected. If they all die out, it'll be for the best
>>
>>52386023
thx 4 da explanation
>>
>>52386091
no, not something autistic like this
>>
>>52386119
but its a funny picture of a frog lol
>>
>>52386068
Why were you in Dublin?
>>
Fucking hell, I'm gonna cry
>>
File: dinglad.jpg (70KB, 496x844px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
dinglad.jpg
70KB, 496x844px
Does anyone remember Ding
>>
>>52386010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0
>>
>>52386145
sixth time this week
>>
File: 2015-12-20_01-21-38.jpg (9KB, 245x189px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
2015-12-20_01-21-38.jpg
9KB, 245x189px
>>52386046
>>
amigos fucking stinks
>>
who remembers crazy frog here
>>
>>52386145
Hate it.
>>
>>52386159
good lad
>>
What's lad culture?
Please explain in 10 words or less.
>>
>>52385453
You can always use it to play dirty pranks on friends with.
>>
>>52386170
this is also autistic
>>
>>52386166
I said why, not how often
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305viYB-G1U
>>
>>52386203
ahahahahaha
>>
>>52386160
piano ding ding
>>
>>52386203
banter
>>
>>52386220
can't wait for his christmas message this year
>>
>>52386266
from the grave
>>
>>52385804
>they celebrate christmas in the UK.
kek, how was thanksgiving dinner, m8?
>>
>>52385829
Don't say that. It could get people in the military insecure about whom in their group could be suicidal and putting them all at risk.
>>
>>52386288
thanksgiving more like yanksgiving
>>
>>52386266
he's dead
sorry m9
>>
>>52386220
LEAVE DYING TO ME
>>
lesbian porn does nothing for me

literally my dick does not even move
>>
>>52386220
Now that he's dead, are we allowed to admit that his music is terrible?
>>
>>52386266
sad


>of course, I wish............... you all............... a very happy christmas............... and for the sake of the world........... and those people in it............. a safe.... new year............. in 2014
>>
listening to lil durk lads haha yanks are bloody mad so they are
>>
File: 1450570560928.webm (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1450570560928.webm
1MB, 1280x720px
Nice webm of a 16 year old girl 2bh
>>
>>52386336
Are you gay
>>
>>52386336
fag
>>
>>52386361
>posting subhumans
>>
>>52386336
It's all fake 2bh. I can only fap to grainy homemade stuff because they are the only videos where it looks like they are enjoying themselves
>>
oasis were utter shit
>>
File: .jpg (600KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
.jpg
600KB, 2048x1536px
>>
Completely incapable of being aroused by oriental women. However objectively 'sexy' they are it's like looking at some kind of animal rather than a human
>>
>>52386361
Is she British?
>>
>>52386441
me on the right pecking at the ground
>>
Can I get a grammer check on this sentence?
>>
>>52386449
>>52386449
>>52386449
>>52386449
>>52386449
>>52386449
>>
>>52386469
nah
>>
>>52386441
is that amsterdam?
>>
File: lizzy6.jpg (239KB, 1401x788px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
lizzy6.jpg
239KB, 1401x788px
jewish goddesses >>>>>>>>>>>>> chink rat "girls"
>>
saw jurassic park the other day, left me with a very sad feeling because i never had a fit aunt to wank over when i was growing up

film was fucking shit as well
>>
>>52386336
i dislike lesbian porn but girls masturbating together is GOAT
>>
>>52386469
looks gud m8
>>
File: animeeyes.webm (949KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
animeeyes.webm
949KB, 480x480px
>>52386510
"yes"
>>
>>52386505
I think it's the royal Taiwanese palace actually
>>
I will exterminate every single one of you
>>
>>52386505
grand palace, brussels according to reverse image search
>>
>>52386301
underrated post
>>
>>52386523
you saw jurassic world. sorry m'nine
>>
File: 1417297235823.jpg (26KB, 195x249px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1417297235823.jpg
26KB, 195x249px
>>52386523
>implying the mum wasn't hotter
>>
>>52386565
more like brussels SPROUTS ha
>>
>>52386615
HA
>>
>>52386564
rasheed
>>
>>52386467
I'm probably up in the sky aiming for a good old divebomb. Seems I had bad timing on this one though.
>>
>>52386634
Crypto-Rasheed
>>
>>52386601
i don't think i implied that at all
>>
File: 1417878979672.png (398KB, 676x529px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1417878979672.png
398KB, 676x529px
greerposting was the best short-lived meme of 2015 tbqh
>>
File: killme.jpg (30KB, 498x420px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
killme.jpg
30KB, 498x420px
>>
File: mfw.jpg (119KB, 594x644px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
mfw.jpg
119KB, 594x644px
>>52386601
>>
ORIGINAL PIRATE MATERIAL
>>
>>52386336

this means you're straight

only closeted faggots claim to exclusively watch lesbian porn. every straight guy finds it boring as fuck.
>>
N E W ?
H
R
E
A
D H E N ?
?
>>
>>52386773
delete
>>
>>52386773
janny will do his nut
>>
>>52386749
I think you're onto something here. Lesbian porn is boring as fuck, notice how it's only really a thing in yankland where everyone is hyper-insecure and desperate to prove their masculinity
>>
>>52386745
Who got their pie rated?
>>
>>52386749

this is the typical closet gay "I need to see a dick to get aroused" excuse
>>
>>52386821
>>52386821
>>52386821
>>52386821
>>
>>52386830
sweden
yes
>>
>>52386835
oh fuck off you autistic cunt
>>
>>52386406
If they're not enjoying themselves, then neither can I
>>
File: 1450149213518.gif (2MB, 280x296px) Image search: [Google] [Yandex] [Bing]
1450149213518.gif
2MB, 280x296px
>>52386835
>Eternal
>American
ffs probably one of those yanks on /sp/ who shitpost Eternal Arsenal Threads
>>
Give me (You) lads
Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 75
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y / ] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
If a post contains illegal content, please click on its [Report] button and follow the instructions.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need information for a Poster - you need to contact them.
This website shows only archived content and is not affiliated with 4chan in any way.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoin at 1XVgDnu36zCj97gLdeSwHMdiJaBkqhtMK