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eternal marina edition
cara
cornwall
>>52386831
>ten seconds
damn
It's getting cold, isn't it?
Andy was a fucking madman today lads hahaha
maisie
marina is an ugly turk
>>52386821
Do you ever get off 4chan? You were posting before I went to sleep last night, posting when I woke up, I come back seven hours later and you're still posting...
>>52386887
>ugly
no
>t*rk
no
H A T E I T
A
T
E
I
T
>>52386831
I would love to reproduce with her
>>52386894
it's a saturday m8. Also that means you were on the exact amount of time I was :^)
only gays claim that lesbian porn is arousing
>it's a yank thread
good banter
>cornwall
HA
been on 4chan over 8 years FFS
Just got here
What's going on lads?
If you're into lesbian porn then please collect your gay card at the reception desk
>>52387004
>don't remember how long I've been here
>don't want to remember
>>52386943
>exact amount
I was assuming you kept posting after I went to bed and also during that seven hour break
do NOT cross me
>>52387048
"no"
>>52387028
i am a gurl doe
>>52387004
>tfw been on /brit/ for like a year (or two?)
>never made a single /brit/ thread
I spent a lot of money drinking with my m8s
But I only hurt myself
There was a lot of banter but I can't remember any of it
So I'll have one more and then I've got to go
I know you lads won't like it
and neither will the slags (am i rite)
But it's just me and I don't want to ruin the party
So I'll go now
need a mid 30s slag single mother gf in my life
Cookin up dope got more fish than an aquarium
>>52387075
Oh, then that's fine
carry on
>>52387091
I used to make them all the time
>>52387155
I miss late night editions
I'm eating a burger lads I feel all free like.
>>52387004
Been here for 5 years
I think it's time to leave
Marina a cute
She's mine though so back off guys haha :))
>>52387166
where is he bum
>paraGAY
want a korean gf
>>52387166
>no ass
Fucking dropped
>>52387177
how brash and uncomplicated
>>52387155
>mfw when someone makes a late night edition without this pic
>>52387174
Too many people rush to make EPIC new threads now, and late night threads kept getting spammed by autists who didn't make their waifu edition fast enough
>>52387211
I don't like any women right now desu
>>52387244
*forces your head*
>>52387007
Slags, banter, the call to prayer, you know the usual.
any good syria airstrike videos
>>52387245
where oh where is the janny
Oh God
I need a job this year badly
This is so sad
N I A M H
I
A
M
H
>>52387332
NERD
i can be the mind controller
>>52387289
For sho, fo sho
>>52387292
>left got da booty and vpl
Nice
>>52387244
chune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i12PHJRJTVA
>>52387368
*forces your head*
very very sad
>>52387332
What you need is some taste, console pleb.
me vs you irl fight, who would win?
i would win desu
>>52387402
What an idiot
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/women-who-give-birth-in-their-30s-more-likely-to-have-intelligent-children-a6779521.html
>>52387378
i like it, a new take on an old joke
>>52387402
I would have married her tb h
>>52387346
Stop posting that coalburner.
>at a club
>fuckgirls think I'm gay and girls ask me will I kiss their gay friend and shite
How do I make this stop lads
>go out drinking with classmates
>girl buys me two drinks
>sitting next to me and talking
>starts massaging my thigh
>I laugh because I'm mega ticklish
>she laughs and says "Oh dear you haven't got a semi have you?"
>I tell her ive always got a swmi
>starts poking my crotch with a straw to try and find my dick
>wants to take a selfie with me
>later asks me to dance with her and we do
Whats going on
>>52387450
stop being bent
>>52387429
Brilliant.
>>52386957
I like when they suck each other tits or one abuses the other
>>52387429
Agreed
>>52387332
I have spent 0 hours on any games console in any year back to probably 2007
are emos still around lads
haven't been out the house much in the last 6 years
>>52387402
She looks reasonably attractive that means she was alone because she had issues and a bad personality, this is supported by the fact that she was suicidal.
>>52387463
she wants to suck you off
>>52387498
No, they're hipsters now
doing a xiao listen
>>52387402
just another clickbait headline
What you all doing here ?
>I play games
>>52387450
Be like this guy >>52387463
>>52387450
Get a non-gay haircut
>>52387552
Your mom roflolmfaomg
>>52387402
this stupid cunt had a boyfriend
>>52387450
batty bum boy
>>52387402
I just turned 30 and I feel like doing exactly the same
>>52387625
you're a bloke, you can have children till you're 70
for slags it's basically over once they hit 30 tbf
just fuck my shit up
>>52387537
ä½ å–œæ¬¢èµµä¸›
>>52387231
fucken fight me
>>52387332
>2205
>a lot
normies out
>>52387625
And yet you are still here. You are a stronger person than that woman, that is something you should embrace.
She rots and you still breath, you are better than her.
really makes you think
>>52387402
is /dead girls/ back?
doing a pizza
>>52387715
wouldn't be surprised if those surveyors were muslim
>>52387715
>French
They alredy know where going those 8k ISIS fighter.
>>52387757
More like, doing a heart attack
Johnny come lately, the new kid in town
Will she still love you when you're not around?
There's so many things you should have told her,
but night after night you're willing to hold her,
Just hold her, tears on your shoulder
There's talk on the street, it's there to
Remind you, that it doesn't really matter
which side you're on.
You're walking away and they're talking behind you
They will never forget you 'til somebody new comes along
Where you been lately? There's a new kid in town
Everybody loves him, don't they?
Now he's holding her, and you're still around
>>52387757
>""""pizza""""
italian here, laughing hard at this post and this country in general tbqh
>>52387699
That's 3 months of the year ffs
And it doesn't included the hours wasted watching pro halo players on twitch too, thanks fuck there's not a way of checking
It probably adds up to half a year overall
J U S T
Need a new life.
>>52387824
fuck off wop cunt
>>52387511
Perhaps but I swear she used to hate me. All I can guess is maybe she's warmed up to me? Plus all the other guys tend to be very flirty and complimenty with her whereas I'm usually laid back and take the piss out of her
What if I'm actually cool
How is it possible that people are happy in the world?
How is it possible that people have motivation to do things in this world? How is it possible?
>>52387870
so
let her suck you off mate
go in for a kiss next time you're dancing
>>52387780
spasiba
Who is watching the ABBA concert on 5HD?
Top 5 ABBA songs?
SOS
The Winner Takes It All
Fernando
Does Your Mother Know
Lay All Your Love On Me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvChjHcABPA
>>52387889
normie filth always find a way
anime is grate
>>52387824
west European here, nice economy
>>52387889
compliant sheep worshiping at the alter of consumerism
T I N G
I
N
G
S
>>52387899
>No Take A Chance On Me
Are you a cunt?
just swallowed a spider
>>52387824
Wtf do expect paying £1.50 for a pizza?
Dipshit
>>52387889
Trust in Christ. Is that really so difficult for you?
>>52387922
But it reason why you here.
>>52387427
Higher risk for autism, but over 30s are more likely to be settled in better careers. The biggest predicator for intelligence in children is the intelligence of their parents, and intelligent parents go to university and spend their 20s moving up the career ladder.
>>52387922
>>52387975
are you having me on again
>compliant sheep worshiping at the alter of consumerism
>>52387824
to be fair, it does say triple peperoni pizza and you got just that, a pizza with 3 pepperoni
>But it reason why you here.
What did he mean by this?
the girl singing that oasis song is veddy gurd joe
>>52387889
the natural functioning of the brain is to filter out 99% of external stimuli and distract from questioning your mortality. your filter has broken, you see the pointlessness of existence. this cannot be fixed, only temporarily obscured with large amounts of drugs.
>>52387977
You can normally get a reasonably decent pizza for that.
http://abc7.com/news/officer-involved-shooting-at-harbor-ucla-medical-center/1129323/
>be American
>get shot
>take taxi to hospital
>cop shoots you at hospital
>>52387972
It's a great song but which of my 5 would you have replaced with it?
>>52387824
>Morrisons pizzas
>>52387991
nah but i was having some Pepsi Cola cos it came with my kfc earlier and i spose it was just bubbles but one of the last gulps i did it felt like i swallowed something solid
>>52388028
Laughed way harder than I should have
>>52387889
They keep themselves occupied so they have no time to think about how pointless their lives are.
I wish I could turn my brain off and join in but they can tell when you're faking it
http://youtu.be/7rHm8GbTHyE
Hahahaha
>advertisers and marketing executives haven't been genocided yet
got some books for my birthday lads
>>52388093
The world may not but I do
>>52388093
apparently it doesn't need big asses either
she's a surfboard
>>52388150
Which books?
>>52388090
he should've said "dave's not here man"
Oh its lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with (you)
>>52388196
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/84571.Ivan_s_War
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6178648-nothing-to-envy
they look good but i've already got a massive backlog
Who you rooting for on the apprentice tonight lads
not even terrible
Who /drinking and watching hockey/ here?
>>52388262
mario
>>52388271
got an i7 4790k with a 500gb ssd for not much more than that desu
>>52388271
>i5
>ssd
lol
Look how pretty cara is
>>52388271
Nice graphics card
>>52388320
>gaming
>>52388271
>no graphics card
>no case
Pretty shit PC desu
>>52388271
hello 2010
>>52388356
>gaming
>>52388320
>>52388356
already got a 970 and an HZXT H440 pals
>>52388313
fite me
me and the gf
>already got a 970
>>52388384
the gf and i
>>52388277
drinking is bad for you
VERY lonely
>>52388397
fuck off fake yank
>>52388277
Clearly nobody as we don't watch hockey and yanks can't drink.
>>52388356
>not just putting your computer in a cardboard box
fuck off billionaire
>>52388406
she's not your gf, scumbag
got a weird feeling in my right arm, like the blood's not pumping through it properly
>>52388409
I'll be lonely this Christmas...
>>52388448
snort a line of amphetamine
>>52388424
Fuck off yourself nvidigoy
>>52388277
Listening to ABBA and thinking about whether I ought to watch Jack Reacher or Life of Pi or go to bed.
>>52388448
give it a good old shake
>>52388448
called a heart attack mate
rip
nothing new on the gf, job, friend, car or health fronts lads
Post your Star Wars ratings lids. Only acceptable ranking right here:
>V>>>VII=IV>VI>>>>>III>I>>>II
>>52388271
Why do they list the price without the VAT? That's some American shit.
>star wars
just been lidl got a big bag of crispers and a box of wine
>>52388508
this
>>52388483
never seen star wars 2bh
>>52388319
That is one goblin looking bitch.
>>52388495
for businesses mate.
if you order from Ingram or some place like enta, they never include vat
>>52388483
V>VI>VII>IV>>>>>>>power gap>>>>>>III>I>>>>>II
>>52388510
At this time? My local lidl closes at 9.
>>52388531
also this
>>52388508
>not hyping for star wars.
Did you faggots not have a childhood or something? Too busy watching your animoos?
>>52388544
>I>>>>>II
>>52388547
24/7 ours is a superstore
>>52388462
I don't do drugs anymore, they made me do terrible things
>>52388472
tried that
>>52388480
ffs
>>52388586
bad lad
>>52388559
is that hair as soft as it looks?
>>52388562
yeah mate
was watching anime at age 9
idiot
Business idea: buy cheap items from alibaba and sell them for twice as much on ebay
thoughts?
>>52388544
hmmm, i suppose that's fairly respectable lad. 6 better than 4 though? I suppose i haven't seen 6 recently, may have to watch it an reconsider.
Aside from the ewoks and shit 6 is still a pretty solid movie.
>>52388544
>Rating the remake of episode IV above the prequels
>>52388604
better question
is her pussy as soft as I think it is?
>>52388618
brilliant, you're going to be the next Donald Trump m8
>>52388586
They didn't make you do terrible things, you chose to do terrible things.
Legalise drugs.
Business idea: suck your mum
>>52388408
Excessive drinking is
>>52388425
Thanks for the (You)
>>52388469
Go to bed
So anon with the mtf flatmate. i walked in on her making out and touching another mtf. Asked if i wanted to join the two of them.
what do lads?
http://strawpoll.me/6313388
i do it like ronson, hard day's graft
>>52388559
What do bald women play with if they are into a guy?
just got back from work lads
been operating machines
>>52388618
>tfw born too late to abuse this
>>52388622
just for the throne room/ space battle scene really. Best scenes in trilogy
>>52388682
fanny
>>52388682
>bald women
>into guys
mate...
>>52388618
everyone's already doing it and they have much more to invest than you do so they can get bulk items cheaper than you can and undercut what you can sell them for
Lisicki's true visage finally revealed
what would you do if your mate did a poo at half past two, on top of a jew, who threw it on you, and it felt like goo, then you turned blue, and your guts up you threw, while you flew to the loo?
>>52388571
II is fucking awful man. Anakin being a whiny little faggot, a really really shit romance and a disgusting CGI fest. II is the worst one by a country mile.
>>52388579
Fuck off, Ridley's qt as fuck
>>52388647
Do Korean women shave their snatch or do they prefer a wild bush like the Japs?
lads I am so ugly I literally look like maisie
not even trying to shit on maisie I am genuinely YUck looking
>>52388658
No, they literally did
When I was on them I did some terrible things that made me get beat up by friends I'd known for most of my life, deservedly so too
>>52388664
>things that never happened: the poll of the post
naff off
>>52388723
That's not Kev
It isn't ugly enough
Lads, Leicester is still on the top of the table, how?
>>52388609
Not him but I was. Every Saturday night the Sci-Fi channel used to show an episode of Domion tank police, an episode of something else and then two anime films after, all starting from 22:00.
Good times.
>I shagged her for a good 2 hours
>>52388664
do they both have willys?
>>52388609
I've never watched anime, no idea when you abnormie gimps start watching it
>>52388664
pictures
>>52388721
not if i buy items that no one is selling yet ;o
>>52388736
but maisie is beautiful
so hungry...probably should have actually had dinner instead of just eating loads of crisps and chocolate
>>52388752
WALK ON JAP, JOG ON
>>52388739
what type of drugs made you do silly things like that
>>52388752
Easy schedule so far
Only loss was to Arsenal
>>52388753
when I was 9 I watched channel 11 on NTL, 20 minute television X preview
look how empty europe is during the night time
>>52388707
Yeah fair play, that is a GOAT scene. The tatooine bit at the start ain't bad either
>>52388801
memes
>>52388752
It's fucking magic
>>52388763
they do, cute from the glimpse i got
>>52388776
dont actually have any pics of her. would go get one but she's asleep right now
weird shit
>>52388739
Spill the beans, what did the evil drugs make you do la?
>>52388736
I'm ugly too wanna be my bf hahaha
>>52388664
>>52388777
if you can do that then you're on to something, but good luck finding an item like that
>>52388822
I shit in my mums mouth while she was sleeping
>>52386821
onuy ben azina vererem ha
![07577589-7075-4246-ac0a-f1565a365807[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dXb0pRF.jpg "07577589-7075-4246-ac0a-f1565a365807[1]")
>>52388817
memes are a hell of a drug
>>52388736
pic 4 pic?
>>52388861
Waheyyyy
for you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qgR8QcHiNs
>>52388820
wew lad
do it
>>52388808
>Tfw best coast to London is a 12 hour flight
>>52388849
thanks man
>>52388559
too short
>>52388887
fucking might desu. only i dont want them to end up fucking me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaX6tyq9p
>>52388808
Ukrainian airspace is pretty quiet haha
>>52388808
first time i used this website tbqh breddy interesting. what's going on around syria and iraq? massive diversions around the warzone? and whats with that massive stream in russia
>>52388933
just say you're not comfortable with having willies in your bum and it'll all be okay haha
>>52388918
THE
hmm
>>52388936
>This video does not exist.
there's some fucking weird shit on j-list
might legitimately buy something on there ironically
u havin a laf brov ill fkn kic u ya teef in if u dont shut de fuck up man big man ting mi brada be bringin de skeng to ya house
>>52388972
[spoiler]that was me[/spoiler]
just been spoiled ffs
>>52388732
Boyega I know you want to that that white bitch, but she is fuck ugly.
there's a party going on in my stair, should I go join?
Odds i have a bottle of fuller's before bed.
Even's i quit this streak of casual drinking.....
GO!
>>52388958
thats transphobic and they'll hold him down and fuck him
>>52388958
probably will, maybe the two of them would make out infront of me and both give bj.
tfw no chupop
>>52388949
>what's going on around syria and iraq?
what do you think
>>52388990
>iceland
>>52388732
>Anakin being a whiny little faggot, a really really shit romance and a disgusting CGI fest.
You just described VII.
>>52389030
They're playing tennis?
>>52388981
I might but some shimapan ironically haha totally woundn't wear them ahahahaha just banter x
>>52389011
Nah, she's cute as fuck, stop being a faggot.
>my country sits atop both a divergent boundary and a volcanic hot spot
Greedy cunts.
>>52389055
yes
waheyyy
>>52389018
Drink it anyway
Fullers is good desu
British slags are the most beautiful in the world!!!
>>52388980
my bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaX6tyq9pI
is herts in the building
>>52389049
Yeah but Anakin was supposed to be a good guy before he turned to the dark side.
All he did in 2 was bitch about kenobi for no good reason and kill a load of sand cunts.
Kylo was an emo cunt but if you couldn't clock that it was an intended part of his lost edge-lord personality you're probably a bit of a melt. I thought Kylo fit the bill of the half-arsed, extremist first order pretty well
>>52388946
Yeah eastern european airspace is usually quiet
Ukraine banned russian airlines from flying overhead so its even more quiet
>>52388949
>what's going on around syria and iraq?
You can see Syrian military air cargo flights overhead daily, sometimes flying to Iran/Russia
Some of these syrian air cargo flights are ammo/weapon/food drops, you can tell by the flight pattern
Also daily you can see Russian cargo transports flying from Russia to Syria, vice versa
Iranian military 747 is sometimes visible
There are a handful of airlines that operate in Syria, private jets sometimes fly over head too, other random airlines. Many commercial flights in Iraq, including richer airlines such as turkish/emirates
The majority of airlines route around Syria, some cut through Iraq
Some islamic airlines are not allowed to fly over Israel so its cheaper and quicker for them to fly over Syria
/autism
>>52389057
could get an onahole just for a laff haha
>>52388886
wh- what
>>52389038
nah mi brada im surry innit c-town reppin wagwan where do u kno me frum?
what happens when you throw a bag of rubbish into a volanic lake and break the crust. pretty cool desu. imagine if you fell in there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq7DDk8eLs8
>>52389049
>Implying there was anything more than a hint of romance
>Implying that there wasn't a shitload of practical effects in VII and mostly real sets
stay fucking weird, Japan
>>52388990
>2004 chav mixed with 2014 black
what
>>52388886
Is this that yank bird who vocaroos here when it gets late?
I can't see a normal bird know our terminology.
>stay fucking weird, Japan
>>52389193
Sounded like the 626 lass desu
>>52388949
>and whats with that massive stream in russia
international airlines flying over to japan, china, korea, whatever
and also flights to russia
>>52389058
>tfw I will never be a voluptuous Jewish femboy during WW2 and have my life spared in the last minute by a tall handsome Nazi officer with a kind face because I am the cutest and he feels sorry for me so he hides my trembling cold body under his trenchcoat and very quickly disposes of my Jude star by affixing it on the back of some innocent old German pedestrian woman while no one watches then he is able to get me to Berlin safely where he becomes progressively cruel to me until one night he pushes me against the wall like I am made of paper, rips off my clothes with an angry brutish strength, puts a dog collar on me and starts pimping me out to all the other tall aryan gods-sculpted hunks in Nazi uniforms who order me to get on my subhuman knees and wash their hard throbbing uncut monsters with my fucking mouth as one of them gets behind me, puts his big hands of a working man on my puffy nipples and sodomizes my bp loose with his painful meat, not ever being given anything to eat but their warm cum
why even live
>Tfw using whatsapp web
weird feel
>>52388801
mkat, coke and weed
can't go on much longer
>>52389308
use messenger.com too, it's odd
>>52389304
bit gay
anyone got the picture of that hideous obese woman walking down the street in preston
>>52388822
rather not say
>>52389357
what's that
>Been at my aunts 50th
>No one else in my age range but whatever
>See some really fit young bird I could probably chat to
>Suddenly goes past and says hello to my dad
>Ask if he knows who she is
>"That's your cousin you dopey twat!"
>Realise it's my little cousin who is now 18
OH FUCK! !!!!!
>>52389336
Why are poms so obsessed with mkat lmao, it's such a shitty drug... also that coke you were snorting was probably mdpv or apvp XDDD
weed is dank tho :^)
>>52389304
crikey
>>52389358
sorru
what a cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lma7Lb6aMfs
>>52389406
facebook messenger, but on desktop
>>52389336
yo man i got de sick charlie south london str8 gs only
>>52389432
it's okay x
hope you achieve your dreams
>>52389167
>Implying that there wasn't a shitload of practical effects in VII and mostly real sets
The prequels had more in each film than the entire original trilogy combined.
That means nothing.
If your Star Wars film has CG ships then it is automatically shit.
>>52389409
>not trying to fuck your hot cousin at a dull family get together
DO IT FAGGOT!
what should i make to eat before i go to sleepies
>>52389455
thanks m8
idk where to find ss bois though desu
>>52389371
>anonymous
>he'd rather keep it bottled up until he inevitably has a mental breakdown during his mid life crisis
Spilling the beans is good for your mental faam
>>52389487
spooge stew
>>52389409
shag her
>>52389297
God she is ugly. She and Boyega make a good match.
Just imagine how hideous their kids would be.
>>52389502
noty
maybe pitta bread and hummus instead
>>52389297
This is such a yank-tier meme
>everyone in muh fictional tv/film must look like a 10/10 model
gone insane from psychedelic use
>>52389409
you dirty dirty little boy
>>52389466
>If your Star Wars film has CG ships then it is automatically shit.
That's probably the one area where CGI is the most excusable. Opinion disregarded desu.
>>52389543
Do you not realise that pictures shopped or are you just a faggot/neckbeard/both?
fucking raining
me on the right
>>52389654
me on t'left
me on the right again
lmao
https://vine.co/v/imQwlMLZh7U
>>52389557
in here you autists
is your hair pink you bender
oh
Haha yank banter
