Are Kyary Pamyu edition
cara
literally 0 (zero) gfs
was it a big deal in bongistan when pic related got cancelled?
Still really drunkdlads
>>52340455
>>baby milk power ditched next to the beer
nice priorities
MATE CANNABIS AHAHA
top 10 for produce lads
>immigrants asks if we have any munjangomungos or something
>tell them I'll check out the back
>go on break
Has anyone ever gone from smoking a load of weed to basically none and then realise they fucking hate it when they come back to it?
I used to be a heavy smoker when i was a twat 18 year old but whenever i have it now it just gives me a headache and makes me feel, not quite depressed, but just lonely as fuck, it's kinda fucked up and weird.
honestly can't be bothered with life anymore hahaha
anyone got a good non-fiction book suggestion?
>>52340535
all day
>>52340574
Not really
>Excuse me sir, where is the milk
>It's there
>where?
>There
>Where???
>IT'S OVER ON THE OTHER FUCKING SIDE OF THE STORE YOU CUNT, IT CLEARLY ISN'T WITH THE CLOTHING NOW IS IT YOU USELESS CUNT!
>>52340455
See, now if we did that at our store, we would just get laughed at and told to fuck off, if you find it, you put it back.
And that is often why you'll find shit all over the place in our store, no one actually finds anything in an incorrect location, funnily enough
>>52340564
>tfw gf 2015 was a total failure
52340506 what the fuck
>>52340619
opposite desu
smoked a bit but always felt self conscious and tired, took a break for like 6 months and now i cant get enough
have started drinking coffees with it though so it could be that
>>52340619
Weed just makes me feel shitty and sleepy now, rather just drink 2bh
>>52340614
toplel
I do this all the time
>come out after your break
>they're still in the store
>have to hide in the warehouse till they leave
>>52340679
same lad. wish i still enjoyed it, but then again i guess it doesnt really matter
>>52340654
reminder that 2016 is going to be the year
>normies
Its treason then
>>52340649
what I do is hide them under the produce crates, put all the aubergines in one box on the top, put all the shit in the box underneath
at least it's all in one place at least
>>52340664
>Caffeine and cannabis
Makes me feel fucking horrible lad. Might just be that i've had really shit, paranoia-inducing chronic atm. Thinking about quiting drugs full stop, living the clean life.
I've already quit tobacco and sniff this year
Back from club lads spent ridiculous amount of money on
Didn't get with a girl. Most just ignore me
I look clean confident not very handsome but still
Haven't been with a woman in 5 years feel like a fat failure. Also my manboobs let me down
Advice lads?
>>52340762
fucking hell that was depressing to read
why even put yourself out there?
>>52340649
Had one woman come up to me once, she was like "I'm looking for potatoes, they're in a bag"
Literally didn't know how to respond without sounding like a sarcastic twat, so I just said "Don't know" and walked off. Bearing in mind, we were stood about 3 metres from where all the potatoes were.
>>52340762
sounds like you could lose some weight
>open up bottle of wine for cooking
>it's empty now
>>52340810
go away mum
>>52340762
maybe lose weight mate
>>52340679
Same man, used to be the other way round, but now i get zero euphoria off bud, i just feel like a non-functional mong and want to hide away from the world, it's grim. Drinking works when i want a chill these days
>>52340762
stop eating cake and biscuits, hit the gym, don't sit on your arse all day
>>52340818
go to bed, Luke
>>52340762
lose moobs, working on improving yourself and keep trying
>>52340780
>why even put yourself out there
worth a try m8 have fun being a virgin forever
anyone have any good books suggestions?
>>52340872
the bible
>>52340762
>Get on a solid diet plan and exercise regime
>Do other things that make you feel like your improving and feel good about yourself
>push yourself more and more to be more sociable or even flirty with other people/birds
You'll get there eventually man, self-improvement is the only way forward
>>52340872
didnt think americans read books other than the bible
>>52340798
I've had 2 (TOO) women ask me where the checkouts are (walk past them as you walk in)
I had to fucking escort them there because I was scared they would trip up on the air they somehow remembered to breath on the way there, and I didn't want that happening.
>>52340686
lmfao this is good bants
>find some guy going HAM on the grapes
>supposed to approach them if they do this
>do the same once he walks away
>nightfill managers literally could not care less
literally cannot believe i get paid for this
>>52340762
FONT
>>52340872
*sighs deeply*
>seeing my ex gf tagged in club photos with other men
>I'm sat here drinking and wanking myself into oblivion
>>52340872
stranger by that american dude is pretty good
*inhales deeply*
>I'm looking for this product, do you sell it?
>No
>You do!
>No, I'm afraid we don't
>I've seen it before!
>In this store?
>No it was in another store
>That's probably why then
>So you do sell it then?
>Not in this store
>Why not?
Honestly, wish I could hate some people to death
>>52340999
wish germans wouldn't do that
>>52341018
*exhales deeply*
why!?
bong tanks are top qt
>>52340762
fat lads still get girls mate and as long as youre not extreme overweight like fat hanging off you and youre just a bit chub you'll have as much of a chance as rugby builder lads, they dont really get a good look at you in a dark club either
*looks into the distance in a contemplative manner*
>>52340892
>where are the biscuits?
>Isle 15, just down on your left. would you like me to show you?
>Yes
>They start walking the opposite direction
>The biscuits are this way
>Don't rush me, I need bread
I'll just stand around and wait then
>>52341057
>5 victories over 12 days to unlock the whole tech tree
>or buy one of the packs
quite ridiculous imo
Is PG Tips "authentic" cuppa?
>>52341011
well, why not?
america has the best unis in the world
>>52341121
>>52340892
>>52341011
must work in shite neighbourhoods or something wtf never get these questions
>>52341011
Try this but it actually being an entirely different retail company selling it, and you get to the point where I actually hated a person to death.
>I'm sorry, but we don't sell Morrison's products in Tesco, Miss
This was after struggling to find this item for some cunt for about 3 weeks in a row (her daughter buys it for her normally), I asked her to bring the packaging in if she still had it, and it was FUCKING MORRISONS SHIT
>>52341121
>Ah yes, I'll take you to the cheese
>get there, would you like anymore help?
>Yes, where are the eggs
>take them to the other side of the store
>would you like anymore help?
>yes, where is the butter?
>take them back to the opposite side of cheese aisle
>this happens 4 more times
>spend 20 minutes with this tit going back and forth searching for shit
>proceed to get called a slow cunt by my manager for spending 40 minutes on a cage
>>52341191
yeah i love a good old mandatory diversity class me
Lads, I'll be home tomorrow around 8am.
We don't lock doors and they don't know I've had a change of plans so this will be a total surprise to the senpai.
>>52340899
>leave lemons all over the floor in the produce chiller before you leave
>come in next day, manager is fuming
>ask him what's wrong
>the nightshift guy fell on a lemon and sprained his ankle
whoops
>>52341216
>>52340780
Dunno. Id be standing next to a group of three lads talking away then a woman would come along and only talk to thoe 3 ignoring me. Or one of the lads would say lighten up or some shite or I'd be leaning somewhere after trying to get somewhere with someone and not achieving anyrhig and some lad would take pity and talk to me ask if u was OK etc
>>52340806
>>52340820
>>52340825
>>52340888
I try to lose weight but always fail always fall back on same habits due to loneliness and lack of self control tbf
Will try again suppose
>>52341135
what? you only need to win 5 games to unlock everything?
i don't play this too often
>>52341205
maybe you live in an area that isn't filled with complete idiots
>>52341255
> College suspends student for six months for saying black women are ‘not hot’
>>52341148
>he doesn't have an iphone
Anyone ever unironically rocked the chub 'n tuck?
>>52340872
Guns germs and steel
>>52341266
5 wins every day for 12 days. but i will just wait until they unlock it all properly
>>52341283
No, I'm not fat
when is the goddamn steam sale starting lads
>>52341233
>guy is working cage
>he goes off to help a customer
>move the cage to a different aisle
>see him spend the next 10 minutes trying to find out what happened to his cage
Seriously lads, retail is pure bants
>>52341283
No I'm not a fat cunt
http://www.crisis.org.uk/pages/christmas.html
Any of you lads unironically done this?
What's it like?
>>52341310
there was one last week for fucks sake
>>52341328
that wasn't the winter sale
muh dick
>>52341343
i heard there could be one on the 22nd
>>52341343
and? the games were still discounted you fat twat
>>52341317
>joe weller
Hate this unfunny normie cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj4wTtPy6BA
>>52341173
Yes, but I don't know how it would work for a jf as they change the recipe depending on where in the country it's going to be sold due to the differences in water like mineral content.
If imported you might end up with one that is unsuitable for your area.
>>52341275
>Britain literally jails people for saying things about black people on twitter
we could do this all day. lets not
what i said is objectively true. america has the best unis in the world.
What's the deal with Bart and South Americans lads?
really want the nokia 950 lumia but no fucking money and mummy and daddy got me a new pc for crimbo :((
post songs that bang in the whip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEKeVrUB_uQ
>>52341370
not the one i wanted to buy
>>52341412
fuck off
>>52341275
Are you seriously bringing free speech into this? We have much more protection of our freedom of speech than you do. That's not even arguable.
>>52341401
Literally 2010 nigger-tier.
>>52341317
>customer leaves trolley in the middle isle sideways so no one can get past
>move the trolley out of the way
>daft cunt just stands there for about 5 minutes bewildered and confused
>they start all over
>>52341305
too much effort for me desu
>>52341396
they have a retarded sense of humour
>>52341424
>don't find black women attractive
>get suspended from college for 6 months
#blacklivesmatterandtheyareattractiveokay
>>52341429
>song came out 2015
what
>Hello I am a yank
>>52341423
grumpy
>>52341382
LOOK AT ME I'M READING OUT POSTS ON FACEBOOK AHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHA
Has /int/ taken a noticeable dive in quality recently or have I just not paid enough attention to the board outside /brit/?
I want to blame /his/ but idk since /his/ is still pretty bad as well
going to bed
night lids xo
>>52341431
You ever played the 'put random shit in customers trolley without them noticing' game?
Got a customer to buy a fucking watermelon without them realising they didn't fucking put it there.
why isnt there a yank thread
>>52341452
>>52341478
night lod
>>52341451
You are wayy behind on your nigger music.
No one listens to ASAP rockie or Wayne anymore. I swear you flyover states are like half a decade behind in everything.
>>52340506
i'm on this one now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLzEgrHKxNM
what the fuck have you done to me
>>52341492
i thought we had something special
>>52341475
don't go on anything on /int/ apart from /brit/ tbf
>>52341396
its still the 90s there
>>52341481
I sometimes do that as a customer
>>52341481
no put I've put customers shopping back on the shelf in front of them as they pick it up.
>>52341507
are you seriously enjoying that?
>>52341491
Because yanks are scum desu
>>52341506
>nobody listens to ASAP Rockie or wayne
what the fuck lmfao. ALLA was one of the biggest hiphop records of the year. I'm not saying he's the only hiphop artists I listen to but smfh you can't say M$ doesn't fucking hit
>>52341546
I literally don't know
but i'm listening to it anyway
UNA VELA
N
A
V
E
L
A
>>52341544
Wait, what? You just get their products and just put it on the shelf?
>>52341523
Good lad.
>>52341511
>>52341481
yea I've done this lol
mostly because people leave their carts all over in the middle of isles while I'm trying to work so I slip cheeky things into them or take things out.
like last weekend I slipped some tampons into some guys basket
>>52341562
>M$ doesn't fucking hit
no one talks like this
>>52341447
>It's literally illegal by law in the UK to say the word nigger
lmfao
>>52341595
niggers and wanna be white kids do. Go outside sometime
>>52341396
The Simpsons is one of the only shows people can get in the favelas so Bart is like part of ghetto culture there
if your perfect woman is a child's face on a woman's body, does that make you a pedro?
>>52340509
Stop spamming this ugly slope
Are you supposed to flex your abs when you breathe out?
>>52341613
"niggers" don't talk like this
suburban white kids do
>>52341586
>tfw slipping condoms into some guys trolley when he's with his young daughter
Pretty sure I spend more time dicking around than working
>>52341619
n-no
>>52341292
That's just cruel.
>go in tesco
>guy is refilling the loose bananas
>inspect every single banana
>he just stands there watching me
>pick a whole bunch of bananas up
>put them on top of some loose pears
>he's visibly upset at this point
>don't even buy any bananas
>walk away
must have been furious
>>52341625
>be American
>don't know how to breathe
>>52341690
I'm worried I've literally forgotten how to breathe correctly
>>52341613
they say "bangs" or "slaps", not "hits"
>>52341579
no, you take it back out of their trolley after they've put it in there without them noticing and put it back on the shelf
>>52341690
very good banter
>>52341683
You... I fucking hate you. The amount of fucking expensive fresh shit I have to waste off because cunts just dump them 2 aisles down in the ambient area because they're lazy cunts... Fuck.
>>52341721
they say it "goes hard".
>>52341391
>>52341745
sure, but not "hits"
>>52341475
>recently
I fucking love /brit/ and a few of the others but in the last year or so as the generals have sucked in more and more people the remainder of /int/ has slipped somewhat in quality. Not exactly a very recent thing though
>>52341424
>>52341775
I know that but especially recently it seems like its been getting worse
>>52341760
she was charged with assault for threatening violence. you literally cannot be tried for saying the word nigger whereas you can and will in the UK
keep trying bud
>>52341775
They should just make /brit/ a separate board at this point
>>52341683
>guy is refilling a shelf
>walk up to him
>look him straight in the eye
>push everything out of the way
>walk away
>>52341800
There is literally not a hate speech law so show me the court case where they actually were charged with saying the word nigger?
You literally have a law against hate speech
I'd rather look at a countries set of laws than look at cherrypicked headlines
>be american
>get shot
>>52341729
america has the best unis in the world
>>52341609
>>52341546
>doesn't enjoy harsh noise
have some power electronics mate it'll help you get into it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdIcW18n_cg
>>52341721
??? Why do you care about the terminology so much.
>be american
>it's literally illegal to not find black women attractive
>>52341833
desu I'm perfectly capable of giving customers a shit time without breaking any roles
also why they don't have me deal with customers anymore because I was getting too many complaints lol
>I listen to harsh noise
>be american
>>52341669
where2cop french right-wing qt who isn't weeb and won't cheat on me
if there is such a thing
>>52341902
>violent
well no shit
>get shot
>>52341800
>>52341902
Terroristic threats are taken seriously in any anglo country...
>>52341822
>be american
>get raped by an """""""""""""""""""""""""ethnic minority""""""""""""""""""""""
>can't press charges because it's "racist"
>get sent to jail for racist hate crime
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Claymore
weew lads
>>52341973
>Hate crime
thats not hate speech. that means there was violence or threatening of violence you absolute fucking mong.
>>52341913
>>52341973
Being accused of a crime and being arrested is totally different from charging someone with "hate speech".
>be
>>52341999
I think you mean to say "be British"
>>52342038
me on the right
Why do Americans always shit themselves? Have they discovered toilets yet?
>UK literally has a law against hate speech
ahahahahahahahahah
>>52341973
here you go mate
funny thing is, whenever i see this posted, no yanks ever respond to it (or anyone)
i wonder if they see the irony
post pure maidens
oh wait i posted them all
>>52342044
meant*
Lets stop this bullshit. Both our countries are fucked by SJW bullshit and political correctness.
Lets just all agree that Trump is our only hope if we ever want to see it out of this Orwellian nightmare.
>>52342077
We don't eat solid foods
>>52342085
It's only because the general population think hate speech = inciting violence
basically it's because we're retarded
Eating oranges right at this very moment
>>52342162
Good lad
An American walks into a Cinema
49 don't walk back out
>>52342044
>>52342181
>>52342181
delete this
>>52342181
>>52342181
oh I get it
the American is so fat he counts as 49 people at once and dies in the cinema
>>52342089
ive been responding the entire time.
none of these have to do with hate speech as there is no crime for hate speech. do you think they went to court and they tried them for that? they'd get laughed out of the court
they all had some sort of threat involved which counts for assault. i literally can walk up to a cop and say nigger and not get arrested because there is no fucking law against it
unlike the UK where there is
>>52342089
>>52342209
No it's cause he eats the other 49
>>52342136
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35126323
0:58
CHAT
>>52342134
I know that. I know that we are two men standing in quick sand laughing at who is sinking fastest.
But start shit, get hit.
>>52342285
hahaha lol
thanks
Should really go to sleep, up in 6 hours lol
>>52342327
don't have to get up till 10
>>52342369
im going to report you for online hate speech
>>52342134
and we have the best, world-leading-research unis in the world
http://www.topuniversities.com/university-rankings/world-university-rankings/2015
and the 2 most relevant cities ever
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Financial_Centres_Index
and the farthest political reach
and a massive cultural influence
and like it or not our countries are obsessed with each other
why?
because we're the fucking best
going on a first date tomorrow
>>52342134
Trump is a joke and only morons support him
Hilary will win all 50 states because the Republicac voters decided to be petulant children
>>52342299
Not the lad who initially started shit but... just curious, if S did HTF, do Brits even have woods to inna?
>This silence before the storm
You can just tell that the yanks are scouring their folders for shitposting images.
why is canadian whisky so disgusting ?
im convinced they cant do anything right
I would kyary her pamyu if you know what I mean
>go out for a meal with mum
and grandma
>they actually get into quite an angry exchange about who's paying the bill, both insisting that they will
>leaves a sour note over the whole event
literally why
>>52342407
ITS NOT WRONG IF YOU THINK ITS LAME TO DANCE
>>52342402
5 of the top 12 global financial centers? feels good to be the best
>can't celebrate friday because I just woke up
>>52342413
Not really lad. It's actually amazing just how fucked we would be when SHTF.
A cold war study determined that if there was a breakdown of infrastructure then the land could support a population of 6 million through subsistence farming, the current population is 64 million.
Never mind how disarmed we are.
>>52342543
lmao
>Trump is a joke and only morons support him
>Hilary will win all 50 states because the Republicac voters decided to be petulant children
>>52342590
Trump tards are the lefties desu
>landscapes in england
>>52342407
What's your itinerary for the date?
>yes i care about donald trump
>>52342416
hold me
>>52342631
lunch then sex in the public toilet
>Waistlines in America
>>52342676
corrigan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fwf45pIAtM
don't know what to do lads
>>52342730
About...?
>>52342730
gonna roll a cheeky spliff myself
>>52342757
everything, but currently the boredom
>>52342790
weed, beer, oven pizzas and hardcore porn
wear a 36 waist lads
>>52340631
same senpai
>>52342724
she's gonna lick my ass and swallow my cum
The Templar code didn't allow knights to bathe, take lovers, acquire wealth or be buried.
>>52342725
CHOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>52342825
30 waist myself
>>52342790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGsFMmcIfOw&index=5&list=FLJyJRjGjvjNIK83w-TGt9yw
Here you go.
>>52342884
i'm practically a templar
What are the darknet markets now? agora is kill thats all i used.
>>52342924
heh
>>52342725
Is there a reason why there's so many whites in this video?
>>52340509
kimoi
Lads what's this spinny thing for on office chairs?
Not the chair I have, but mine has the same thing
>>52342997
how much you can lean back
>>52342997
you just posted my chair
dont do it again
>>52342997
To adjust how far back it'll lean.
>>52342997
>see post
>look under seat
>yep, wtf is that
good post
Damn...
zipped to the shops on my scooter lads
was proper fun aha
toot toot
>>52342872
cool
he's still got it
>>52342900
What shirt size you wear?
large myself
>>52342997
Spring tension knob
Loosen that bad boy up
rate
>>52343081
Large because my shoulders are a lot wider than my waist and cause I'm 6'2
>>52343081
xxl
not fat or tall though
